0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Feed my funny!- Fresh, experimental comedy from BBC Three.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Hi, I'm Jenny Bede and this is AAA,
0:00:16 > 0:00:19the show that has a backstage pass to the pop industry.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23Coming up later, we have exclusives from Beyonce, Taylor Swift
0:00:23 > 0:00:25and Nicki Minaj. But kicking things off,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28we have the collaboration that everyone is talking about.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Mumford & Miley Cyrus & Sons.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34We are going to be premiering the official music video later,
0:00:34 > 0:00:38but now let's have a little look at some behind-the-scenes action.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Shit!
0:00:40 > 0:00:46They are, like, my musical heroes, I am so super-excited,
0:00:46 > 0:00:50I had, like, four wet dreams last night in anticipation.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52What, does that mean...
0:00:52 > 0:00:54something different here?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57I wasn't crying - I orgasmed. OK, cool.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59So apparently our new album,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Songs In The Key Of Our Dead Dog (RIP Nathaniel)
0:01:02 > 0:01:04was too predictable.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Management wanted us to be more edgy,
0:01:07 > 0:01:10so forced us to team up with this so-called artist, Miley Cyrus,
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- who is frankly the Antichrist... - Fabulous!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- BOTH:- What?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Yeah, everyone is like, "How is this going to work?" you know,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23but I think it's the perfect union.
0:01:23 > 0:01:28Like, they do music, I do music, music does me,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I have no gag reflex - it's great.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34It is a good excuse to play with this, our new toy.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37It's a very rare Abyssinian lute.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39It's got no strings whatsoever.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Well, it's a basically reclaimed piece of the True Cross, which
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Ben holds up to his heart chakras.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48While Marcus simply prays.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52And then we drop the banjo.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53HE PLANTS KISS
0:01:53 > 0:01:57The other day I was listening to Little Panda Man
0:01:57 > 0:02:00and I swear, I cried a crotchet.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, my God, speak of the devils.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Hey!- Hey, Miley.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09How are you? So good to see you all. Hey, how are you?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- How are you?- Oh, my God,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'm super into masturbation.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You guys ready to get t'work?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18No, "to work".
0:02:18 > 0:02:20"To..." Stop it.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29How are you doing? Good job. Hi! I am... Guess where I am.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33I am in a dressing room, yes, but guess whose dressing room.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Nicki bloody Minaj's, that is who!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37< Ssh!
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Sorry, OK, erm, so...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Gimme my wig back! - OK, just give me one second with it.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS Awesome.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48So, yes, I am on set with Nicky Minaj's brand-new kids show
0:02:48 > 0:02:54and I have VIP access to the King herself to find out all about it.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I was doing my album and it was cool, you know,
0:02:57 > 0:02:59but I was just getting a bit bored killing it, day in, day out
0:02:59 > 0:03:03in the studio, and so I was starting to think, I am a lucky bitch.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08I'm blessed, I got everything, I got, like, 16 cars - I don't drive.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I've got four yachts - I get seasick. And I'm not bragging,
0:03:11 > 0:03:16but I got 479 shoes, not even pairs, just solo shoes. I gots everything.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17I got too much,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20so I've taken everything back to the natural, you know?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21So I was starting to think,
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I want to do something for my fans, my Barbz,
0:03:23 > 0:03:25because there are things out there for my Barbz
0:03:25 > 0:03:27but there are nothing out there for my baby Barbz
0:03:27 > 0:03:30and I don't want my baby Barbz getting to the age
0:03:30 > 0:03:32of my normal Barbz and not being able to handle their shit.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37So I made Lil Nickeez - it's like Sesame Street but educational.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41And plus, you learn stuff. We teach everything.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45So, sharing, that is an important one, see, I do not teach my Barbz
0:03:45 > 0:03:49to share men, so I will not teach my baby Barbz to share toys, no, sir.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52OK, what else? Mind your Ps and Qs, your pearls and quistals -
0:03:52 > 0:03:53people will jack that shit.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Counting. Don't bother, you'll get an accountant to handle that.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01And humility - no, it just makes your hair big.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Are you ready to go for a take, Nicki?- Sure. You coming?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Oh, look, Jason, there's that stupid girl we hate.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh, yeah, what's her name? Something stupid.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- It's Alana.- Oh, yeah, Alana.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24"Oh, hi, I'm Alana." Look at her stupid head.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Are you going to take that, Alana?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Please, Nicki, don't get me in trouble.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I said, are you going to take that?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35What have we said about dealing with bullies? Help me out, friends.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36MUSIC STARTS
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- # Stand up - Stand up for yourself
0:04:39 > 0:04:44# Stand up to the bully and they'll stop what they're doing
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- # Stand up - Stand up for yourself
0:04:48 > 0:04:52# By standing up taller than everyone else
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- # Rule one - Stand tall and proud
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- # Rule two - Let your voice ring loud
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- # Rule three - Keep cool and calm
0:04:58 > 0:05:00# Break that fucking motherfucker's fucking arms
0:05:00 > 0:05:02# Hi, hi, everybody know me
0:05:02 > 0:05:04# Don't pretend you don't Don't be a stupid hoe
0:05:04 > 0:05:06# Barking like a dog But I'm the bitch that'll bite
0:05:06 > 0:05:08# Throw me a bone, please Homie, blow me
0:05:08 > 0:05:10# Stepping up to me Who the eff you think you are?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12# I'm the motherfucking queen You're a corgi, you bore me
0:05:12 > 0:05:14# Whore, please, I was taught when bitches taunt me
0:05:14 > 0:05:16# Kick them in the jaw Remind them who the boss, me!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18# Sticks and stones may break my bones
0:05:18 > 0:05:20# But names will never hurt me
0:05:20 > 0:05:24# Bitch, run home, I'll break yours first and I'll do it with words
0:05:24 > 0:05:26# G, I'll puff and I'll blow you all down
0:05:26 > 0:05:28# Put your glass slipper up your ass and burn your ball gown
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# I'll feed you poison apples I'll climb up your weave
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# I'll lock you in the oven till you can't fucking breathe... #
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Cut! Nicki, can I have a word?- Sure.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Maybe if we could just lower the threat level a little?- Oops, sorry.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- It's OK, just take it down to "elevated".- Will do.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49# I'm sorry, please ignore what I said before
0:05:49 > 0:05:51# What I really meant to say was just communicate
0:05:51 > 0:05:53# Cos talking sorts things Cures our feelings
0:05:53 > 0:05:55# If you can't hear my lips Maybe you can read my fists
0:05:55 > 0:05:57# I can be nice, I can be charming
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# Fluttering my eyes Smile can be disarming
0:05:59 > 0:06:01# Just when you think that our past is behind us
0:06:01 > 0:06:03# I'll put you in a pie, pie, pie crust!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05# Put you in a pie I'll put you in a stew
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- # I'll put you in the ground - Please, Nicki!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08# Shut up, dude! I'll shoot you in the face
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- We're sorry! - # Let me tell you straight
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- # I swear I'll never...- Shut up, - ho! Alana, sorry!- It's too late
0:06:11 > 0:06:13# Tie you up and I'll drown you in a river
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# Put a knife in your back and take out both your livers
0:06:15 > 0:06:17# Gon' need more than a plaster to last this disaster
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# Remember who your master, bitch Happy ever after. #
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Cut!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Perfect.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Aussie pop sensation and newlywed Peter Andre has started
0:06:31 > 0:06:35filming his latest in a long line of fly-on-the-wall documentaries.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39This time, simply entitled Peter On Dre.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42MUSIC: "Still Dre" by Dr Dre
0:06:42 > 0:06:46I think what I like most about Dre is his sense of humour.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Like, get this,
0:06:48 > 0:06:53did you know that he actually released his album 2001...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55in 1999?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56HE CHUCKLES
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Classic Dre.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Boo!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07So, following the news that Beyonce gone done dropped yet another
0:07:07 > 0:07:12surprise album, this time with 412 songs and nearly 7,000 videos,
0:07:12 > 0:07:17we at AAA have done a bit of sniffing around to uncover some of those
0:07:17 > 0:07:19that didn't quite make the cut.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Take a look at this.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27# I've been snacking
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# I've been snacking
0:07:30 > 0:07:33# Hot diggity damn Eating ham with my man
0:07:33 > 0:07:37# Smell it smoking, smell it smoking
0:07:37 > 0:07:38# I'm not faking
0:07:38 > 0:07:40# Getting off on this bacon... #
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Initially thought to be her first single,
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Ham In Love was later considered not #22daysveganenough.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48# You know I've got to have that... #
0:07:48 > 0:07:50MUFFLED SINGING
0:07:50 > 0:07:54# I ate the gammon halfway and left it on the chopping board
0:07:54 > 0:07:57# Chopping board, chopping board... #
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Well, it's obvious why this was dropped.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Far too political.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24# I straight up don't believe in wombats
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# I believe in you... #
0:08:29 > 0:08:32And this was just considered too damn fucking awesome.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34# Never seen a wombat
0:08:35 > 0:08:39# But I sure as hell seen you. #
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Apparently "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" actually
0:08:49 > 0:08:53refers to Dre's feelings about the cruel industry of show dogs.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57As for "lick on these nuts and suck a dick," who knows?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59That could be anything.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Classic Dre.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08- Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, Taylor Swift, everyone!- Whoo! Hey!
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Thank you so much for coming on, I'm a huge, huge fan. Sorry. You are...
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- You're incredibly beautiful. - Thank you, that's so sweet.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21It's weird, even more than I was expecting. You are a fucking enigma.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Oh...
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Thank you.- You're welcome. So, tell me about the new...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Sorry, your make-up is flawless. What is your secret?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Well, I would tell you but then I'd have to kill you.- Yeah, how?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- I'd have you down for, like, poison. - I was...joking.- Yeah. Me too.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- So, tell me about your new single. - OK, yeah, so it's called Screw You.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Mm-hm, and what's it about?
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Um, it's kind of about, like, the end of a relationship.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Ah, another break-up anthem? - Mm, sort of.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53You have come under fire before for using
0:09:53 > 0:09:55your ex-boyfriends as inspirations for your songs.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59I follow you very closely. Just online.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03And I wasn't aware that you'd had a new heartbreak.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Can you tell us who the lucky/unlucky guy is?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Is it Ed? It's Ed, isn't it? Is it? It's not Ed, sorry, you go.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14It doesn't always have to be, like, romance... Like...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Heartbreak is everywhere.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- Break-ups are everywhere. You know? - Yes. Do you contour?- What?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Are you on tour? - No, I'm here with you.- OK.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29You are making me feel really fat right now. Genuinely. Really...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- average.- Oh, come on, you are super-cute.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- I'm sorry, what? - You are, you're super-cute.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41OK. Thank you.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45So, please, take to the stage and everyone make some noise. Whoo!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Holy Swift, did you get that?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# I remember when we first got together
0:11:00 > 0:11:03# Nothing felt easier or simpler or better
0:11:03 > 0:11:06# In the past it had always been a big drama
0:11:06 > 0:11:09# Yes, no, maybe, but you were calmer
0:11:09 > 0:11:13# You lit up each room and my whole life
0:11:13 > 0:11:15# Always giving, you were there to provide
0:11:15 > 0:11:18# I turned you on, you kept me warm
0:11:18 > 0:11:22# Then it all fell down on the night of the storm
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# You left me to fend for myself
0:11:25 > 0:11:27# There in the darkness, nobody else
0:11:27 > 0:11:30# I tripped over my dog and I stubbed my toe
0:11:30 > 0:11:34# So I'm saying goodbye I'm letting you go
0:11:34 > 0:11:37# So screw you, Southern Electric
0:11:38 > 0:11:42# I don't need you anyway
0:11:42 > 0:11:44# No way
0:11:44 > 0:11:47# Cos I've got friends in blankets
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Oh-oh
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# And I could never get through to you
0:11:52 > 0:11:56# When I needed to You put me on hold
0:11:56 > 0:11:59# Now it's time to embrace the cold... #
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I know, I actually said that
0:12:01 > 0:12:03(I'm so brave)
0:12:03 > 0:12:07# I'm not gonna miss you sending round a friend to read my meter
0:12:09 > 0:12:12# And I'm not going to miss your accusations that
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# I don't know how to work on my own heater
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# I'm not going to miss your stupid website
0:12:18 > 0:12:21# Or your payment system that's, like, so outdated
0:12:21 > 0:12:24# And I was like, right, I know, really?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27# Who still even uses a chequebook?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# So screw you
0:12:29 > 0:12:32# Southern Electric
0:12:32 > 0:12:36# I don't need electricity anyway
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# No way
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Cos I've got a shit tonne of candles
0:12:41 > 0:12:44# And a fax machine
0:12:44 > 0:12:46# I don't need the internet
0:12:46 > 0:12:50# I can write a letter with a real pen
0:12:50 > 0:12:53# Now it's time to start again. #
0:12:55 > 0:12:57MUSIC: "Still Dre" by Dr Dre
0:12:57 > 0:13:02Did you know that the D-dot-R-dot-E in Still D-dot-R-dot-E
0:13:02 > 0:13:04stands for Doing Really Excellent.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09You know, which he is, he is doing really excellent.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Classic Dre.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16SHE HUMS TUNE
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Alarms have been raised and social media websites are crashing
0:13:21 > 0:13:24as reports of a new wave of secret Prince gigs are upon us.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27After playing to thousands at this year's music festivals,
0:13:27 > 0:13:30it's rumoured that Prince wants to scale things back again by doing
0:13:30 > 0:13:33a warm-down leg of secret and intimate gigs,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36this time more secret and intimate than ever before.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Last seen in Penge, we are unaware of his current location
0:13:39 > 0:13:42and we don't know where he's next due to hit.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45At present there doesn't seem to be any predictable pattern, and as you
0:13:45 > 0:13:49can see from this shocking footage, he will leave no stone unturned.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# This is what it sounds like
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# When doves cry... #
0:13:58 > 0:14:02We do know that he thrives in a damp environment.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Ha, he's on the toilet!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Come on, man! Give me some privacy!
0:14:05 > 0:14:09# She got a raspberry beret
0:14:09 > 0:14:14# The kind you find in a second-hand store... #
0:14:14 > 0:14:18And if past behaviour is anything to go by, he will most likely be
0:14:18 > 0:14:22found in one of the Home Counties or the general Midlands area,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26so people in these vicinities should perhaps be more alert than normal.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- # ..birthday, dear... # - MUSIC: "Kiss" by Prince
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Where's that coming from?- Is it coming from my bag?- Have a look.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37# You don't have to be beautiful... #
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Fuck me, it's Prince.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41# To turn me on...
0:14:41 > 0:14:43We encourage you all to stay vigilant and, remember,
0:14:43 > 0:14:47keep your wits about you during this time of uncertainty.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Get some milk, make it creamy.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51MUSIC: "1999" by Prince
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Well, that's nearly it for us now
0:14:58 > 0:15:02but come back next time for an even deeper probe into the music industry.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Where we will have an exclusive first listen to Kanye's new album,
0:15:06 > 0:15:11the sequel to Yeezus - Yod - and a live interview with new super group
0:15:11 > 0:15:16OneMcBoyzMcHansonMen McWantedDirectionMcBackstreet McBoyzone,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19and we will be answering the question on everyone's lips.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Is Drake an actual drake? The results may shock you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24In the meantime,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I will leave you in the capable hands of these sassy bastards.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Peace, love and kittens. Mwah!
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- ELECTRONIC VOICE:- # It's my party I can cry if I want to
0:15:34 > 0:15:37# It's my party I get high if I want to
0:15:37 > 0:15:39# It's my party, no smoking indoors
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# It's my party Bring a bottle or four
0:15:42 > 0:15:46# Invoking the Apollo and Bacchus and Venus
0:15:46 > 0:15:50# Revellers will revel soon
0:15:50 > 0:15:54# Listening to Tupac and Biggie and Snoop
0:15:54 > 0:15:58# And getting myself in the mood
0:15:58 > 0:16:03# The goat milk's fermented, the bonfire's alight
0:16:03 > 0:16:07# The bottle, it's ready to spin
0:16:07 > 0:16:09# The cocktails are blended
0:16:09 > 0:16:12# But it's nearly midnight
0:16:12 > 0:16:15# Someone should surely come in
0:16:15 > 0:16:20# Cos it looks like I'm partying all on my own
0:16:20 > 0:16:24# No-one to talk to but me
0:16:24 > 0:16:28# The bangers went in nearly four hours ago
0:16:28 > 0:16:32# I've got nine wheels of vegan Brie
0:16:32 > 0:16:37# Yes, it looks like I'm partying all on my own
0:16:37 > 0:16:39# A soiree for one... #
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Um, four.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45# It's just me, myself, and Molly Malone
0:16:45 > 0:16:49# All on my own once more
0:16:49 > 0:16:53# Then I look into the distance
0:16:53 > 0:16:59# And I realise I'm no longer alone... #
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Banjo!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05# I'm not alone
0:17:05 > 0:17:09# I'm not alone
0:17:09 > 0:17:13# I'm not alone
0:17:13 > 0:17:17# I'm not alone
0:17:17 > 0:17:21# I'm not alone
0:17:21 > 0:17:24# I'm not alone
0:17:24 > 0:17:28# I'm not alone
0:17:28 > 0:17:31# I'm not alone
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# I wish I was alone
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# Leave me alone, leave me alone
0:17:36 > 0:17:39# Like all of the haters before
0:17:39 > 0:17:41# Don't need no-one else
0:17:41 > 0:17:43# Don't need anyone else
0:17:43 > 0:17:46# Leave me alone to crawl
0:17:46 > 0:17:49# Leave him alone to cry through the night
0:17:49 > 0:17:52# Leave her to writhe on the floor
0:17:52 > 0:17:56# Leave me to heal and to lick all my wounds
0:17:56 > 0:17:58# And the table, the cheese, the door
0:17:58 > 0:18:01# So leave me alone
0:18:01 > 0:18:02# Leave me alone
0:18:02 > 0:18:05# I just want to party alone
0:18:05 > 0:18:12# I have the music so deep up inside me, I don't need nobody, oh, no
0:18:12 > 0:18:14# We don't need nobody, no, no. #