0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Three young black men...
0:00:12 > 0:00:15..with a single vision
0:00:15 > 0:00:18and hope in their hearts
0:00:18 > 0:00:23who came to change minds against all the odds.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27What are you doing, boy?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29You need to stop this dreaming!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Get a job! You're going to leave your family for some water?!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35We need to do this.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37We need to swim.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Not just for us, for the hood.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42For everyone.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Blood is thicker than water! - I know, Ma.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I know.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51You're not just a team.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56You could be the most important relay team
0:00:56 > 0:00:58in the history of swimming.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59What if we don't do it?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Bruv, we're walking out there with gold.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- How will we know if we're good enough?- You'll know.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10When the third man wins the race.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11HE CHUCKLES
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You'll know.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21PISTOL FIRES
0:01:40 > 0:01:41PHONE RINGS
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Hello, Awkward Moment helpline. How can I help you?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46OK, calm down, calm down.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, I can help you, but the first thing you need to do
0:01:49 > 0:01:50is be completely honest with me.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Was it really a high-pressure tap in the toilets
0:01:52 > 0:01:54or have you actually wet yourself?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And how long did you have your earphones in
0:01:56 > 0:01:58before you realised they weren't plugged into your phone?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00It's the first rule of Awkward Moment Helpline -
0:02:00 > 0:02:03always delete your browser history after use.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07You accidentally liked someone's picture you were Facebook stalking?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09That's a code red.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12We'll get one of our operatives out to you straight away.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Move away from the Facebook page.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16ALARM WAILS
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Are you from the Awkward Moment Helpline?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Are you the Facebook photo liker?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Stand aside, Facebook photo liker.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Listen to me, Facebook photo liker,
0:02:35 > 0:02:37we're going to ask you some questions
0:02:37 > 0:02:39and you're going to answer some questions
0:02:39 > 0:02:40and it's all going to be OK. OK?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46OK?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- OK.- Name of the person in the photo?
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- Candice Shelley.- And what was Candice Shelley doing in said photo?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Wearing a bikini.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58On a beach.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01In Ibiza.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Guv, I just saw the pic.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- It's bad.- Is she fit?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Well fit.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Whoa!- For our records.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18When was the photo posted?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20The 3rd of November...
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- ..2012.- 2012! Good God, man.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- What's wrong with you? - I know, I'm sorry.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I got carried away.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29I was scrolling through her photos
0:03:29 > 0:03:32and before I knew it I was five years deep in her uploads album.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35And then my finger slipped and I clicked "Like".
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Oh, God! What am I going to do?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41It's fine, we have a very simple procedure.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Of course. Unlike her photo.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45No, that's the single most worst thing you can do!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47If Candice Shelley has seen your like...
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Then an immediate unlike would be a total admission of guilt.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- What you need to do is... - BOTH: A fake frape.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54- A what?- A fake frape.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56You need to look like your account
0:03:56 > 0:03:59has been hacked by your most annoying, drunkest friends.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01And you need to do it now.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04BOTH: Sit down!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Listen to me, and listen very carefully.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10The first thing you're going to do is write a status.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Say anything, anything untrue, to make it look like it isn't you.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16I've got a big dick.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Perfect. Then you're going to like Little Mix's fan page
0:04:21 > 0:04:23and then you're going to get a picture
0:04:23 > 0:04:25of the hairiest man's naked bum-bum you can find
0:04:25 > 0:04:27and post it on your timeline.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Ah...- Candice Shelley, bikini...
0:04:30 > 0:04:31BOTH: 2012.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Fair point.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Meet Dee. Dee needs your help.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Like an increasing number of young people living in the UK today,
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Dee suffers from a terrible, life-inhibiting condition.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Dee has Selfie Arm.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Ten years of obsessive selfie-taking at every opportunity,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58from constantly pretending he was out with some fit girls,
0:04:58 > 0:05:01to whenever he saw a rude street sign,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03even when he was taking a dump,
0:05:03 > 0:05:06has left Dee this debilitating condition.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08And now Dee, and people like Dee,
0:05:08 > 0:05:11have a daily struggle to live with Selfie Arm.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14People like Joivan.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16People like Percelle.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18And they need your help.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Normal, everyday activities that you and I take for granted,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25like trying to get a girl back to your flat
0:05:25 > 0:05:26after taking her for a cheap meal,
0:05:26 > 0:05:30becomes almost impossible when you suffer with Selfie Arm.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47The condition has got so bad
0:05:47 > 0:05:50that sufferers often get mistaken for random objects,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52like coat stands...
0:05:55 > 0:05:57..or perverts.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02But all is not lost.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06With a small operation, the condition can be cured.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09We can help them regain the use of their arm.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12By permanently disfiguring the selfie arm sufferer,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15they quickly lose the desire to ever take a photo
0:06:15 > 0:06:18of their weird face ever again.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Help us change this appalling reality.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Please, pick up the telephone and call now.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26HE CRIES
0:06:26 > 0:06:27ELEPHANTS TRUMPET
0:06:27 > 0:06:30This is so sad! I must donate.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Damn! No juice.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Wakessa, can I borrow your phone?
0:06:35 > 0:06:40NO...!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I don't know how it happened.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I wasn't bitten by some radioactive spider,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I wasn't built in no secret CIA lab.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55And I definitely weren't sent to Earth in no weird spiky pod
0:06:55 > 0:06:57by Superman's dad. I don't even know where my dad is.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02But what I do know is that I've got special powers.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07I'm talking super-strength, mind control stuff.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11There ain't nothing that that man can't do.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You guys haven't seen my phone, have you?
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Ade Oyinlola lives in a council flat on the North Peckham estate.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23But, unlike everyone else on the estate,
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Ade believes he is different,
0:07:26 > 0:07:29because Ade Oyinlola believes he has special powers
0:07:29 > 0:07:33and is a real-life modern-day superhero.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I just woke up one day and I knew I was a superhero.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41All I needed was a name.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44It's simple, isn't it? I'm black and I'm a man.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46So I went with Blackman.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49When Ade isn't keeping the estate safe,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52he likes to hang out with his friends Percy and Dee.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53THEY LAUGH
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You see Shanice?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- She's got that big... - She's got that two for one.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Yeah, yeah...- I'm trying to feel Courtney right now.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- No, I don't know about Courtney... She's a bit...- Her breath stinks.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Yeah, true story this.- I'm trying to link her and her friends.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- What are you lot saying?- For real? - Yeah, man.- All right, I'm down.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13What are you saying, Ade?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Ade!- Shut up!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17One second, yeah?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21All right, the hood's in danger.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You go link your girls and do your childish shit,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26the streets need me.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36You're still here, bruv.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- It's getting worse.- I know, bruv.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Look at this clown, bruv. No, no, no, bruv - look, look, look.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49What is he even looking at?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Bruv, I don't even know any more.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54He's been like this since the start of secondary school.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57There was this time in PE when Michael Jenn licked him
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- in the back of his head with his tennis ball.- Yeah, yeah.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- He's never been the same since. - Yeah, trust me.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oi, don't you think his superhero suit
0:09:04 > 0:09:05looks a bit like a black condom?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08He might as well change his name to, like, Virginman.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10THEY LAUGH
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Don't, bruv! The only thing strong in that suit, yeah,
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- is the smell coming from his armpits.- And his balls.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22BOTH: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Ade's balls!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Listen to this. Listen.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26HE BEATBOXES
0:09:26 > 0:09:30A black man and his balls.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Sweaty balls.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, my days!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Speed up, speed up, speed up!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38HE BEATBOXES FASTER
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- And his balls... - Sweaty balls...
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Oh, my days! - Oh, no!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I'm mocking him, now, I'm mocking him.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- You all right?- So I said to her, just calm down, yeah?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54She started easy, you know, when she starts dancing.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Like doing all this stuff. Like...
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Hey, my bad. She couldn't really get like...
0:10:00 > 0:10:01What's that smell?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04There's nothing to see here.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07..and then she's carrying on, innit? I'm getting to this point...
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I said, "What's that smell?"
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I'm just chilling with my friends. I don't want no trouble.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Decker, you wasteman.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Hey, man's not a wasteman.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26I'm Blackman.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31One second.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Give me a second.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Let's do this.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You lot saw it, yeah?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Mind went into a black hole.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Disappeared. And when I came out, boom.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21They was gone. Power of the mind.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26You see, this hood needs a hero and now it's got one.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Gotham City's got Batman, Metropolis has got Superman,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33and now Peckham's got Blackman.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Well, it's got loads of them, but now it's got a super Blackman.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oh, there's my phone!
0:11:50 > 0:11:51PHONE RINGS
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Hello, Awkward Moment Helpline. How can I help you?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56So you just wrote a text slagging off your ex
0:11:56 > 0:11:58and sent it to you ex? That is awkward!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01You and your mum were mistaken for a couple?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Oh, that's a bad one, bruv.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Hang on, let me grab a pencil.- One second, I'll just grab your details.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I'm going to have to call you back.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Awkward Moment Helpline. How can I help?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Dee, we've got ourselves a situation here.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Don't panic. Do not panic.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35I'm going to hang up, walk round and separate your hands, OK?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37OK. Bye.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Bye. Love you.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43SCREAMING
0:12:46 > 0:12:50# Everybody's searching for that WiFi
0:12:52 > 0:12:58# Uber's down the road but there's no signals
0:12:58 > 0:13:02# Can't explain what WiFi means to me
0:13:02 > 0:13:05# So I get on my knees
0:13:05 > 0:13:11# WiFi, you've forsaken me
0:13:11 > 0:13:17# Wanted to chill but there's no Netflix
0:13:17 > 0:13:25# No House Of Cards, no Apple Music
0:13:25 > 0:13:29# I look for hotspots left and right
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Amazon, but it's not Prime
0:13:32 > 0:13:37# No WiFi in my life!
0:13:37 > 0:13:38# Oooh
0:13:38 > 0:13:43# I'm trying to wank but there's no WiFi
0:13:44 > 0:13:51# Got baby but I can't use it
0:13:51 > 0:13:55# She sent a nude but I can't see
0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Cos I don't have 4G
0:13:58 > 0:14:02# My signal's fucking weak
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Oh-ooh
0:14:05 > 0:14:11# Everybody's searching for that WiFi
0:14:11 > 0:14:17# You're trying to tweet to all your mates
0:14:17 > 0:14:25# Snapchat won't post and did not send
0:14:25 > 0:14:30# Facebooking without your friends
0:14:30 > 0:14:32# Ah-ah, ah...
0:14:32 > 0:14:41# But there's no WiFi in the end. #