Mister Winner

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Please mind the closing doors...

0:00:07 > 0:00:08BANGS ON WINDOW

0:00:08 > 0:00:11Woohoo! What you doing out there? Get back on the train!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Sorry. Excuse me.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22SHE SIGHS

0:00:22 > 0:00:24- That was close. - What did you go out there for?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26It's easier to come down the platform

0:00:26 > 0:00:27than walk through a moving train.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30The train isn't moving when it's in a station.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Well, I know that now.- Toilet's gross. Wee all over the floor.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Yeah, so did I. Nothing to hang on to.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41It's very sweet of you to suggest visiting my parents.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- As I always say, family's very important.- Do you?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Still haven't met yours!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Urgh, not mine. In general. Here, look at this.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh, mah Gawd! Mah teef, they look well nice!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Silly!

0:00:59 > 0:01:00You do it!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01No!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Ah, go on! Live a little!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06All right.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Ooh! Look at mah teef!

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Tickets?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- I'm going to buy a house like this one day.- You need a job first.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34If I'd known I was on a trial period,

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I would have tried a lot harder at that place. RINGS DOORBELL

0:01:37 > 0:01:41That supervisor had it in for me. So did the one at the place before.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Anyway, I'm setting up my own business empire in my shed.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Soon as I get that business loan. - And the shed.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50RINGS DOORBELL That's why I need the loan.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Hello, you two! Come on in! How was your journey? Any delays?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Well, he lost a shoe at one point.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Huh-huh! Oo-ooh!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05All right?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07All right, Leslie?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Cor! They're big goldfish!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- They're Koi.- All right. I'll give them a minute to get used to me.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17No! They're Koi carp. Jemma's favourite.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I dug this whole thing and lined it myself.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24A bit frustrating. Have to top it up with water every night.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Aw! Thirsty buggers, are they?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Must be where the saying comes from. Here, Chris...

0:02:31 > 0:02:34I need to ask you a serious question.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- That's why I wanted to come and see you today.- Go on.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ahem.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- I want to ask for Jemma's hand in marriage.- Oh, right.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Well, do you love her?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Yeah, I do, very much. - Cos Jemma's my little angel.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53I rocked her to sleep, taught her how to ride a bike, wiped her bum.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I want to do all those things for her, Chris.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57OK...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Well, you're going to need to do this properly.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- You have to go down on one knee. - Yeah.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Chris?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Can I have your...?- Not now!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Sh... Shall I surprise you?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Garden looks good. How are my babies doing?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Oh, feels like he's bloody married to those fish sometimes!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I don't get a look in. Still, it keeps him calm.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20That and his colouring books.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Adult colouring books, eh? Very fashionable.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Oh, they do adult ones, do they? Maybe that's what the doctor meant.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Well, it's done wonders for his anger.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Unless he goes over the lines,

0:03:31 > 0:03:35and then he gets absolutely furious, sometimes for a couple of days.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38So, is this getting serious?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Leslie's the first boyfriend we've met more than once.- Mum!

0:03:41 > 0:03:42That sounds terrible!

0:03:42 > 0:03:46No, actually. I'm going to break up with him. Just not sure how.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Oh, why? He's nice!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- He makes you laugh more than anyone else has.- But that's ALL he does.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54He's never serious about anything.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- If a man makes you laugh, that's important.- Does Dad make you laugh?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Well, I have to do it behind his back, but, yeah.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03He's always joking around,

0:04:03 > 0:04:06he's never going to get a proper job, he's never got any money,

0:04:06 > 0:04:09he never tells me he loves me, we never go anywhere!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Well, he's taking you to London for the weekend.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Only because I've been moaning at him.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- It's too little, too late, Mum! - Well, I can't give you advice.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21I haven't had a relationship for years. I've been married to your dad, haven't I?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Watch what you're doing!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25When are you going to do it?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28This weekend, when we get a quiet moment.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Why don't you give him one more chance, eh?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Whoa!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Maybe.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36But it's one more chance, then I'm dumping him.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Yeah. Well, you're not getting any younger.- Mum!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Give it to me.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Give it to me! Give it to me!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Come down.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Ooh. Ah! She's been dropping all the hints, you know?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Saying she wants more out of life.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53She doesn't see me as a boyfriend long-term.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57She's not having fun at the moment and she wants things to change.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- You did keep the receipt for the ring, right?- Yeah.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Spent two months' wages on it. - Right.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Cos you have to do something really special these days.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Something memorable. Make it so she can't say no.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Oh, I am. I've got it all planned, right? I've got this big weekend...

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- ELECTRICITY CRACKLES - No!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Cor! They're not shy any more, are they?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22They're all coming to the surface now.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Look, I can't help feeling a little bit responsible

0:05:35 > 0:05:37for what happened, Chris.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Were you very fond of those hedge trimmers?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Those poor fish.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45You know I love fish, Leslie.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49When I was a girl, my best friends were my clownfish.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51I wanted to be a mermaid when I grew up!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53She did. Up to a slightly worrying age.

0:05:53 > 0:05:58- I got a very concerned call from the careers advisor.- I know you wanted to be a mermaid, Jem.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01And I know your dad used to take you to the aquarium every weekend.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Look, there is a bright side to all this.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Now your dad will have more time to spend with me.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Great(!)

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Floaty, Mr Spots, Big Orange...

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Karen.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16All gone!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Leslie, this is the last straw. We need to have a little talk.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Not now, though, eh, Jem, love? Chris, change the subject, will you?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24You're normally very good at that.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30It was my fault, Jemma. I left the trimmers on the stepladder.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32It was very quick.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- The fish didn't feel anything. - Oh, Chris!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Go to London.- Yeah!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Let's lighten up, guys! Chris has said he's sorry.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Let's have a laugh. Here, Jem, you'll like this.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Don't put your coat on

0:06:52 > 0:06:53before you go outside!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55You won't feel the benefit!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Nan bread!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Oh, ha-ha!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Did you see that, Chris?

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Aw!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Very good.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Every time!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08The old ones are the best. Here, who you calling old?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Sorry!

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Now, here's to a memorable weekend in the Big Smoke.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21And let's tip out a little vino for those fishes,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23who are no longer with us.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Thanks to Chris.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Why do people go abroad when there's all this history on our doorstep?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36For the weather? Should have brought an umbrella.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Makes you proud to be British.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Check out the size of that Nando's!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Ho-ho-ho!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Where's M&M World? We got to get a picture of us in front of that.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Here, check this out.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I ordered it from abroad, especially for this weekend.- Oh, what is it?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- A selfie stick?! - An ultimate extender selfie stick!

0:07:58 > 0:08:03Look at the extension on that!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06That's ridiculous! It's too far away!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Well, you can just zoom in a bit on your phone.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12SHUTTER CLICKS I'm thinking of importing these in bulk.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Everyone's going to want one. You have to be strong, though.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Er, do you mind?! Stupid idiot!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Did you hear that?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24She called me a stupid idiot. That's a hate crime.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26You did hit her on the head. Maybe say sorry.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Nah.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32All right, I'll give her a little tap to say sorry.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Would you put that bloody thing away?- I was trying to say sorry.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Oh, my God! How jealous is she of my selfie stick?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Go and say sorry properly! You're embarrassing me!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Sorry I tapped you,

0:08:56 > 0:08:57by accident.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04MOBILE RINGS Oh, my phone's ringing! Go and see who it is!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- No, bring the phone towards you. - Urgh!

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Hello?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yes, speaking.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Go over there and hold this to my ear.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- We're missing all the sights! - It's the bank!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yes. Leslie Winner speaking.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26SHE MOUTHS Well, how can I get more capital

0:09:26 > 0:09:29if I don't get a loan to start things off, eh?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Well, actually, I do have half an idea, thank you very much.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I've got ideas coming out my arse.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36And that's no reflection on the quality of them.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Hello?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- What's going on? - They won't give me a business loan.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Aw! I'm sorry.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Tower of London! We need to get a picture of us in front of that!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- BRANCHES CLATTER Oi! Retract! Retract!- Quick!

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Oh!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Blimey!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Nearly lost me phone then!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05This selfie stick's useless without that.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I've had overdrafts, credit cards,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I've paid hundreds in fines, and where's the thanks, eh?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Leslie, where are we going? We've walked miles!- We're here.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18This is the place.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20What? Where's the hotel?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Hotel?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26All right, Grandma! This is the modern version of a hotel.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29This is some bloke's flat.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Airbnb?!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Ah, so that's how you pronounce it!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39"Air B 'n' B"!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47It's a more authentic way to see a city.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Smells like animals in here.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52No. No animals here.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Just me, so...

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Don't worry.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59No smoking either.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Gave up last week.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03COUGHS

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Did look a BIT nicer in the pictures.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Well, yeah, I tidied up for the pictures.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11So, how long have you two been a couple, then?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- 14 months.- Nearly 15.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Then it will be the longest relationship I've ever had.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Yeah, well, let's...- Really?

0:11:19 > 0:11:24So, it's a weekend away to get the old spark back?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Maybe try some new things as well?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Yeah. I've got a few exciting things planned.- Oh, great!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Er, are you planning to go quite soon?

0:11:33 > 0:11:39I can if you want, but I'm...totally open-minded to anything, really.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Yeah, I think maybe you should go.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Pretty sure that's how it works.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46OK. Well, um...

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Have fun.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Relax.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Experiment!

0:11:51 > 0:11:54And if my landlord comes round, do not answer the door.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57OK. Bye!

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- This is disgusting! Did you not read the reviews?- Course I did.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08There were a couple of really good ones.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I mean, it took a while to find them, but...

0:12:19 > 0:12:21You've missed a bit.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Ta.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- You sure he's definitely going to ask her this weekend?- Yes.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29He said he's got something special planned.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Poor Leslie!

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Should we text Jemma and warn her? - No, we can't ruin his surprise!

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- I'm going to text her. - No, don't, Teresa!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's their life!

0:12:41 > 0:12:42You're right.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46The problem with Jemma is she thinks people are like mobile phones.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48There's always a better one coming along.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50When you proposed to me,

0:12:50 > 0:12:52you were like that faithful old Nokia in the drawer.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Nothing flash, but you worked and no-one wanted to steal you.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Thank you(!)

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Oh, shit!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Why does Rupert have to have such complicated trousers?!

0:13:09 > 0:13:13I'm not being funny, but this is your idea of a romantic weekend?

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Sleeping in a sex offender's flat that smells like a rabbit hutch?!

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Well, it's nicer than my flat!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21And how do you know he's a sex offender?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Have you been reading the reviews?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I can't put a picture of this on Instagram.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27My friends will think I've been kidnapped!

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Why didn't you book a hotel, you cheapskate?!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Well, you don't get these personal touches in a hotel. Here, look.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Da-da-da da-da-da da-da, oi! #

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Ha-ha! Not tonight, mate!

0:13:40 > 0:13:44Leslie, do you ever think we want different things out of life?

0:13:44 > 0:13:45No, what do you mean?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Well, do you ever get the travel bug?

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Yeah, I had it in Spain. It was horrible.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53See? You've only ever been to Spain.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55I want to see the world.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I want to sleep under the stars in Costa Rica.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Well, you can sleep under the stars here.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03There's nothing wrong with our British stars.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- They're the same stars, Leslie. - Well, there you go, then!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I want to see the Northern Lights in Iceland.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11I want to go across America on a Greyhound.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- That sounds cruel. - It's a type of bus,

0:14:14 > 0:14:18and the fact that you don't know that shows we're very different.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19You're just not romantic.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Oh.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Romance you want, is it?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31That is NOT happening!

0:14:31 > 0:14:35That weirdo's probably got hidden cameras set up in here.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38WHISPERS: Don't call him a weirdo, then.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40I thought he was very nice!

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Look, tomorrow's a new day, yeah? We should get some sleep.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I've got some special things planned.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50OK. But this chat isn't over.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Jemma?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I need the toilet.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Do you really think there's cameras in here?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Cos I threw my pants all the way over there.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17I know what you were starting to say earlier.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19SHE SNORES QUIETLY

0:15:19 > 0:15:21I've had "the chat" enough times in my life.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24We might be different, but I love you, Jemma.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27SHE SNORES And tomorrow, I'm going

0:15:27 > 0:15:30to propose to you and everything's going to make sense.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Cos I love you.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34I've been saving up to make you a winner.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Mrs Winner.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Winner by name, winner by nature. See?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Up to now, my name has seemed slightly ironic.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48But I reckon things are going to turn around for me any day.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Princess Di, she died.

0:15:53 > 0:15:59Terry Waite, he was chained to a radiator for years, waiting.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Stevie Wonder... wonders what it's like to see.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09I'm going to be a winner at the Game Of Life.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Do you remember that board game?

0:16:11 > 0:16:16That'll be us, Jemma. Driving round in a tiny car, having babies.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18SNORTS

0:16:19 > 0:16:21And I promise,

0:16:21 > 0:16:24we're going to get you the best doctors for this snoring.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27We can fix you!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37SHE CHUCKLES

0:16:37 > 0:16:39It's the aquarium!

0:16:39 > 0:16:42I know! We queued up for half an hour!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Oh, I love it! Cor, I spent some time in here as a kid.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51This slightly reminds me of those Koi carp, though.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Oh, you've got to put them out of your mind.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56They, and those brilliant hedge trimmers,

0:16:56 > 0:16:58are in a better place now.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Look! There's the sharks!

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Hm.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Urgh, no. I hate sharks.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Look at their dead eyes.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Don't be such a coward, Leslie.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I ain't a coward.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I just don't like sharks.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Ever since that movie, you know?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Finding Nemo.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20The sharks were right bullies in that!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Hello! Talk of the devil! There's Nemo.

0:17:24 > 0:17:30Clownfish. Those are saddlebacks. Oh, I love it!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32How silly, wanting to be a mermaid, eh?

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Well, it's better than wanting to work in an office, like you do.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39What did you want to be when you grew up, Leslie?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Just...

0:17:41 > 0:17:43an adult.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- That's not much of a dream!- No, but I thought it was achievable.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49And I could drive a car and that.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50You can't drive a car.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53I know.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Thanks for bringing me here, Leslie!

0:17:58 > 0:18:02This is awesome! Nice to actually do something together.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Yeah. I've just got to go and do something on my own.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Be back in a bit.- What?! Leslie!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Can I speak to the manager, please?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Are you Mr Winner?- Yes.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Rita! We meet at last.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Yes, please, um, come this way.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Have you been getting my voicemails? - Yes, I have.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31DREAMLIKE MUSIC PLAYS

0:18:44 > 0:18:46This is Brad. He's your diver today.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48All right, mate?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Shouldn't that say, "Will you marry him"?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Cos if it says, "Will you marry me," it sounds like Brad's saying it.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55He's quite handsome.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58She might be a bit disappointed when she realises it's me asking.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00I can point to you.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04- All right.- You're just nervous. That's the sign we always use.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Yeah, I am a bit nervous. She's wavering a bit, you know?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10This needs to be extra special to pull her back.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- No-one's ever said no. - Yeah, well, they said no-one had

0:19:13 > 0:19:17ever failed the cycling proficiency test, but I did. Twice.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Look, why don't I go in the tank? I did diving in Spain.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- I've got a certificate. - Oh? What certificate?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Really good one. Had a dolphin on it. All the kids got one.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- It will show her I'm adventurous. - No way!

0:19:28 > 0:19:31We're not insured to have members of the public jump in our tanks!

0:19:31 > 0:19:32I'm only diving in the coral reef.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34There ain't nothing adventurous about it.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Aw, please, guys. This is my last chance.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39We'd be shut down if we allowed that.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Now, look, that's the sign, he's the diver, it's going to be great!

0:19:44 > 0:19:48OK. You go and get her in place. I need to get my words together.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- Yes, this is going to be fine, Mr Winner.- I've got butterflies.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56I hope they're butterflies. Can I use your toilet?

0:20:01 > 0:20:06- You OK, madam?- Yeah, I'm not sure where my...friend has got to.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Why don't you come and look in this tank?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11There's something very rare in here, not often sighted.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I thought that was just coral reef?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Oh, no, no, this is very special. Please.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20TOILET FLUSHES

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- CHRIS'S VOICE ECHOES: - Make it so she can't say no.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Ah, over there, that's her.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Right, I've got to go and get into my gear.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48It's in there, honestly.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51It should appear any minute.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54There he is.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56BAND PLAYS

0:21:00 > 0:21:03# Somewhere... #

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Jemma!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06# Beyond the sea

0:21:06 > 0:21:09# Somewhere waiting for me

0:21:11 > 0:21:15# My lover stands on golden sands

0:21:16 > 0:21:22# And watches the ships that go sailing

0:21:23 > 0:21:25# It's far...#

0:21:27 > 0:21:30CHILDREN SCREAM

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- What's going on? - That's the shark tank!

0:21:36 > 0:21:37That's Leslie!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43What the hell?

0:21:45 > 0:21:48# We'll meet

0:21:48 > 0:21:50# Beyond the shore. #

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Will you marry me?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Oh, my God!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59No-o-o-o!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04SCREAMS

0:22:04 > 0:22:08# I'll go sai...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10# ..ling. #

0:22:25 > 0:22:29What are these machines? Nurses? Hospital curtains?

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Where am I?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Hospital.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Oh, my God, you look old. Have I been in a coma?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36No!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38You're the first shark-attack victim ever admitted

0:22:38 > 0:22:40to a central London hospital.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42I could have been eaten alive.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Well, no, they said it was only playing.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Does this look like playing to you?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49You asked me to marry you.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I was trying to get down on one knee, honestly,

0:22:51 > 0:22:53but I kept floating back up again.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55I'm not going to change my answer. My answer was no.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58OK.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00The aquarium reckon the shark will pass the ring

0:23:00 > 0:23:02in the next couple of days.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Right.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06I had to go back to that weird bloke's flat

0:23:06 > 0:23:08to pick up our bags on my own.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Sorry.- He was there.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Ended up talking to him.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Guess what, he DID have hidden cameras!

0:23:16 > 0:23:20No? Oh, he's getting rated down for that!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Had a moral crisis about it.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Showed me some footage of you.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Look, I do that to help me get to sleep.

0:23:28 > 0:23:33Footage of you talking to me while I was asleep, being serious.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Saying things you never said to me when I'm awake.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Like you love me.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Oh.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Yes, what I could hear over my snoring was very sweet.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Well, if you're not going to marry me, I can finally say it.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52You snore like a drunk hippo and when you roll over, it's like a...

0:23:52 > 0:23:57Leslie, after hearing you say how you feel for the first time ever

0:23:57 > 0:23:59and all the effort you went to,

0:23:59 > 0:24:01I realise I've been a bit harsh on you.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04My answer was no, but I was an idiot.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Now it's yes.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11- I want to marry you.- Really?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14I told my parents. They're so excited.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16My dad's really looking forward to giving me away.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh, don't say that. He's very fond of you.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22We're getting married. Woohoo!

0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Congratulations.- I can't believe you're going to marry me.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28A lot of my friends are saying that on Facebook.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Do you know what? I don't care.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35We'll show them. As soon as someone gives me some capital,

0:24:35 > 0:24:37I'm going to be a self-made man.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Ooh, that sounds good.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Now, can you cut my food up for me?

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- Today is the first day of the rest of our lives, Jemma.- I know.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh...

0:25:01 > 0:25:04..get the ultimate extender selfie stick.