:00:19. > :00:25.It is March the 24th 2017, welcome to another great today here in
:00:26. > :00:41.London town. Don't worry, it is Red Nose Day!
:00:42. > :00:53.# Get crazy, shout are! # Chill out, relax, and give, go on,
:00:54. > :01:00.dip into your --! # Comics all and new, rounding up
:01:01. > :01:05.the talent who had nothing else to do...
:01:06. > :01:13.# It's going to be a crazy night, no jokes about my height!
:01:14. > :01:21.# Got a gorgeous twinkle in my eye...
:01:22. > :01:32.# We will only stay for seven hours. # It will make you happy!
:01:33. > :01:45.# Gangnam styled... # Had, sexy lady!
:01:46. > :01:56.# You won't believe that we all showed up!
:01:57. > :02:17.# A paradise... # We promise no pun is, just a night
:02:18. > :02:23.of one! Are you joking?! # Just give to our good cause to
:02:24. > :02:29.day! # So if you've got a quid, just give
:02:30. > :02:34.it to a kid! # Don't be selfish on this Red Nose
:02:35. > :02:44.Day fine! Friday night saw an incredible
:02:45. > :03:05.night of comedy. # We are going to embrace chaos even
:03:06. > :03:11.further! Up and down the country,
:03:12. > :03:18.we shared laughter and shed tears. She was really smiling and she just
:03:19. > :03:24.started crying. Your generosity has helped transform
:03:25. > :03:26.the lives of people all over the world, as you dug
:03:27. > :03:49.deep to raise... Shut up, Infinity, and no return!
:03:50. > :03:54.From all of us at Comic Relief, we want to say thank you,
:03:55. > :03:56.as we bring you the highlights from a very special
:03:57. > :04:17.Please welcome Jonathan Ross and Sir Lenny Henry! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
:04:18. > :04:20.Welcome to the only show that needs a government health warning, we live
:04:21. > :04:24.and of rehearsals are anything to go by, we will get into a lot of
:04:25. > :04:28.trouble with the BBC! It will be will wed the ban if we can raise a
:04:29. > :04:29.huge amount of money, are you with me?
:04:30. > :04:34.Yes! # Got your lipstick mark
:04:35. > :04:51.still on your coffee cup # In the twist of separation
:04:52. > :05:01.You excelled at being free # Can't you find a little
:05:02. > :05:08.room inside for me? # Whatever I said, whatever
:05:09. > :05:11.I did, I didn't mean it # Want you back, want you
:05:12. > :05:19.back, want you back for good # Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me
:05:20. > :05:23.the song and I'll sing it # Want you back, want you
:05:24. > :05:34.back, want you back for good #. Now, you guys have never
:05:35. > :05:37.tried to make it here, but was there ever a point
:05:38. > :05:39.where you thought about We had this hilarious
:05:40. > :05:47.meeting in London. These two guys from the New York
:05:48. > :05:52.record company flew in, and they literally spent an hour
:05:53. > :05:55.telling us, "We're going to do this, We'll go to Vegas and
:05:56. > :06:00.do this radio thing. And then we'll hit them
:06:01. > :06:03.with marketing in New York and do And what do you think,
:06:04. > :06:10.after an hour, full-on? The silence went down the line
:06:11. > :06:13.until it got to Howard. I think you've just got
:06:14. > :06:31.to get the word out. Will you listen to the music,
:06:32. > :06:44.and play it for friends? Tweet it, Instagram it,
:06:45. > :06:50.do the whole thing, OK? Your wives will love it,
:06:51. > :06:55.your kids will love it. What are you going
:06:56. > :07:14.to tell people, sir? They are the biggest group
:07:15. > :07:20.in the world and we just met them! Excuse me, gents,
:07:21. > :07:27.are you music fans? I feel like we've got
:07:28. > :07:45.the word out there. Are there any customers in there
:07:46. > :08:06.that are interested in new music? This is our first big
:08:07. > :08:13.store performance, OK? This is going back to the days
:08:14. > :08:17.of Woolworths and Our Price. This is the stuff
:08:18. > :08:21.that breaks people. Ladies and gentlemen,
:08:22. > :08:24.it's Take That! Ladies and gentlemen,
:08:25. > :08:30.for their first performance as TT3 in Los Angeles,
:08:31. > :08:39.please welcome Take That! # When the time grew
:08:40. > :08:58.near for me to show my love # Hiding from a word
:08:59. > :09:07.I need to hear now # But the nights were
:09:08. > :09:16.always warm with you # But the morning
:09:17. > :09:25.always comes too soon # Hoping that I'll be a part
:09:26. > :09:41.of you again someday... Ladies and gentlemen,
:09:42. > :09:48.that was Take That! Tell your friends,
:09:49. > :09:49.tell your friends! Let's go, let's go,
:09:50. > :09:53.let's go, let's go! Tell you what, guys, it's small
:09:54. > :09:56.steps, but we're making inroads. Is there anything like
:09:57. > :10:00.us out here, James? All you need to do is
:10:01. > :10:14.call 03457 9-10 9-10. Or you can donate through
:10:15. > :10:21.a simple text message. 100% of your donation
:10:22. > :10:34.will go to Comic Relief. You must be 16 or over and please
:10:35. > :10:40.ask the bill payer's permission. For full terms and conditions
:10:41. > :11:07.and more information, please go And with Gift Aid, you can claim an
:11:08. > :11:16.extra 25p. So please say yes because every penny makes a huge difference.
:11:17. > :11:18.Hello, Billy Connelly here asking for your cash.
:11:19. > :11:23.I've got cancer and Parkinson's, and I definitely need a
:11:24. > :11:27.We've got people all over the UK older than me who
:11:28. > :11:30.are really living tough lives, and I'd love you to help them.
:11:31. > :11:37.One evening, she turned round and she looked at me
:11:38. > :11:47.And the bottom dropped out of my world then.
:11:48. > :11:51.This is Jo, she was diagnosed with dementia at just 57 years old.
:11:52. > :11:53.It was a devastating discovery for her and her
:11:54. > :12:03.And she said, unfortunately, you've got early-onset
:12:04. > :12:10.And this is Margaret, struggling to cope with
:12:11. > :12:14.the loss of her husband, the love of her life.
:12:15. > :12:19.Where do you go when your soul mate, partner, lover, has gone?
:12:20. > :12:26.And you, you amazing people out there.
:12:27. > :12:29.Young, old, and somewhere in-between.
:12:30. > :12:31.Your cash helps people like this, grand people whose life has
:12:32. > :12:36.And I'd ask you tonight to do it again, or
:12:37. > :12:39.Although if it's the first time watching Red Nose
:12:40. > :12:42.Day, you probably don't even know me!
:12:43. > :12:44.I'm the hilarious comedian with a weird
:12:45. > :12:52.beard, who once took off all my clothes for Comic Relief.
:12:53. > :12:57.What matters is you, tonight, at home, and this
:12:58. > :12:59.amazing power to completely change someone's life.
:13:00. > :13:05.I really hope you'll find it in your hearts to give
:13:06. > :13:10.It'll be simple and marvellous and you'll be so proud of yourselves.
:13:11. > :13:13.You can be part of a life-saving miracle tonight, if you can just
:13:14. > :14:00.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. # That is very dangerous.
:14:01. > :14:01.Are you going anywhere near Port Talbot?
:14:02. > :14:11.I'm going to put on some music so that we can have
:14:12. > :14:17.# Every now and then I get a little bit lonely...
:14:18. > :14:24.# Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound
:14:25. > :14:30.# Every now and then I get a little bit nervous...
:14:31. > :14:37.# Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
:14:38. > :14:39.# And then I see the look in your eyes
:14:40. > :14:52.# Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight
:14:53. > :14:56.# And I need you more than ever If you'd only hold me tight
:14:57. > :15:04.# We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right
:15:05. > :15:22.Are you gamers? They said I would meet famous people if I came here
:15:23. > :15:31.today. Are you famous? Do you know Adele? Can I meet her? Adele is not
:15:32. > :15:41.here. This is not about getting on the telly and being famous people.
:15:42. > :15:49.Ed Sheeran is backstage. Izzy backstage? He is famous, but Ginger,
:15:50. > :15:52.it don't really count. Everyone is here because they care about others
:15:53. > :15:59.less well off and they want to do a little bit to make a difference. You
:16:00. > :16:02.have contributed zero, don't know anyone and do nothing. Thank you.
:16:03. > :16:11.The whole country has been watching you. What have you got to say for
:16:12. > :16:18.yourself? Am I bothered? Am I bothered? Do you think I am
:16:19. > :16:28.bothered? I don't care, mate. Look at my face, right? Is any part of me
:16:29. > :16:35.bothered? Somebody call her parents. Look, says, bothered, I don't care.
:16:36. > :16:40.Buzzards, phase, Red Nose Day, I ain't bothered, I don't care, I
:16:41. > :16:53.don't bother. Ed Sheeran, baked beans, shave your head. I don't
:16:54. > :17:04.care, I ain't bothered. You are in Harry Potter, innit? That will give
:17:05. > :17:25.you a red nose. # God only knows what I would be
:17:26. > :17:33.without you. # God only knows what I would be
:17:34. > :17:50.without you. I'll get it. Who is it? He is not
:17:51. > :17:56.going to believe that, it is March. They are raising money for Red Nose
:17:57. > :18:07.Day. Not again. Give them a quid and tell them to go away.
:18:08. > :18:21.# Silent night, holy night. # All is calm, all is white.
:18:22. > :18:41.That is a nice idea. Yes, thank you, we are very happy.
:18:42. > :19:30.Do you like the beard? I don't like it either.
:19:31. > :19:38.Tomorrow is Red Nose Day and we hope everyone will be giving a little
:19:39. > :19:42.cash to this great cause. Back in number ten after five years away and
:19:43. > :19:56.here is a little song to loosen your loose change.
:19:57. > :20:17.MUSIC: "Hotline Bling" by Drake.
:20:18. > :20:21.# You got a reputation for yourself now
:20:22. > :20:24.# Everybody knows and I feel left out...
:20:25. > :20:43.# You started wearing less and goin' out more
:20:44. > :20:46.# Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
:20:47. > :20:48.# Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before
:20:49. > :20:53.How many times have I told you not to dance down the stairs?
:20:54. > :21:00.When I hear that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing.
:21:01. > :21:12.I liked it best when you worked for me.
:21:13. > :21:20.So, Billy Mack, welcome back to the airwaves.
:21:21. > :21:23.Billy, you have released a charity single, and it's a cover version
:21:24. > :21:27.of the ZZ Top classic Gimme All Your Lovin'.
:21:28. > :21:34.Yes, except we've changed the word "lovin'" to "money".
:21:35. > :21:39.a wonderful charity supporting children.
:21:40. > :21:44.No, the truth is, I like the kids who buy my records.
:21:45. > :21:49.Even you must have noted how short and selfish they are.
:21:50. > :22:00.I've got an autobiography coming out and I need a bit of publicity.
:22:01. > :22:19.Billy, I see you haven't got your manager with you today.
:22:20. > :22:22.Tell me, has he finally left you, after you being so rude about him?
:22:23. > :22:47.Well, for giving an honest answer to a question.
:22:48. > :22:50.That never happens here at Radio Watford.
:22:51. > :22:53.Ask me anything you like, I'll tell you the truth.
:22:54. > :23:00.OK, I probably asked you this last time you were here....
:23:01. > :23:07.It's definitely one of the Kardashians.
:23:08. > :23:20.Are you looking for anything in particular?
:23:21. > :24:12.It'll be ready in the jiffiest of jiffies.
:24:13. > :24:23.This is so much more than just a bag.
:24:24. > :24:25.Do you remember the first time I drove you?
:24:26. > :24:31.I remember looking at you and thinking,
:24:32. > :24:45.I wished you could speak Portuguese, so I could tell you how I felt.
:24:46. > :25:21.There was something about central heating, wasn't there?
:25:22. > :25:29.By the way, very attractive turtleneck today.
:25:30. > :26:22.Can we have rice with it this time, though?
:26:23. > :26:42.I'm getting a little tired of stir-fry.
:26:43. > :26:48.And, of course, the yoghurt-coated raisins.
:26:49. > :27:31.I know, I thought I'd give you a surprise visit.
:27:32. > :27:33.The surprise is, you have to pay for my flight.
:27:34. > :27:38.No, I'm just wearing high-heeled trainers.
:27:39. > :27:48.I'm worried. You haven't been in touch.
:27:49. > :27:51.I know, I'm sorry. I've just had a lot on my mind.
:27:52. > :27:57.I can help you with money, you know. I'm loaded.
:27:58. > :28:02.Well, it's more of a love thing, actually.
:28:03. > :28:13.You should have had this sorted out ages ago.
:28:14. > :28:22.the only person you've ever genuinely been in love with
:28:23. > :28:24.was that cute, wee girl, the singer at school.
:28:25. > :28:45.We met up in New York and, er, well, that's why we're here.
:28:46. > :28:52.I was wondering if I could ask for your son's hand in marriage.
:28:53. > :29:06.All you want for Christmas is this stringbean?
:29:07. > :29:50.Prime Minister, what happened to your arm?
:29:51. > :29:52.I fell down the stairs while dancing to Hotline Bling.
:29:53. > :29:55.I believe it happened to Palmerston as well.
:29:56. > :30:01.Yes, Prime Minister, when you came to power the first time,
:30:02. > :30:06.You said that the power of good could finally win,
:30:07. > :30:13.14 years later, do you still feel as upbeat?
:30:14. > :30:19.Obviously, times for many people have got harder and people
:30:20. > :30:26.And it's not just in politics that things are tough.
:30:27. > :30:28.Usain Bolt has run his last Olympics.
:30:29. > :30:30.The Harry Potter films have finished.
:30:31. > :30:37.But let's look at the other side of the coin.
:30:38. > :30:39.Metallica's new album is an absolute cracker.
:30:40. > :30:44.And on a deeper level, I'm optimistic.
:30:45. > :30:48.Wherever you see tragedy, you see bravery too.
:30:49. > :30:51.Wherever you see ordinary people in need,
:30:52. > :30:56.you see extraordinary ordinary people come to their aid.
:30:57. > :30:59.Today's Red Nose Day, and people are giving their hard-earned cash
:31:00. > :31:01.to people who they'll never meet, but whose pain and fear
:31:02. > :31:12.So it's not just romantic love which is all around.
:31:13. > :31:14.Most people still, every day, everywhere, have enough love
:31:15. > :31:23.in their heart to help human beings in trouble.
:31:24. > :31:35.Prime Minister, what do you think is the best
:31:36. > :32:33.I want to talk about the famine that has been on the news recently. We
:32:34. > :32:38.have been doing this a long time back in 1994, there was a horrible
:32:39. > :32:42.famine in Ethiopia and Sudan and some bright spark said, I know, send
:32:43. > :32:48.a bunch of comedians to help! Worst idea ever! I am so proud of
:32:49. > :32:51.everything we have achieved together, Comic Relief is working to
:32:52. > :32:56.give long-term change in gradually change entire communities for the
:32:57. > :33:01.better. But sometimes, really big stuff happens which upsets an entire
:33:02. > :33:07.country. Two years ago, we gave life-saving help when Ebola struck
:33:08. > :33:10.in Africa and there is this crisis across four countries across Africa
:33:11. > :33:15.now, it is real and very frightening. More than half the
:33:16. > :33:18.population of Yemen is hungry, half a country. Tonight, 20 million
:33:19. > :33:22.people do not know whether next meal is coming from, there is no food at
:33:23. > :33:27.all, parents watching their children die of hunger before their eyes. Set
:33:28. > :33:31.up Comic Relief after a famine and it is crazy not to give money to
:33:32. > :33:35.night to help this intense emergency. You, the brilliant and
:33:36. > :33:41.generous British public, have the power to save lives right now. If
:33:42. > :33:46.you can part with money tonight and next week, we can reach families
:33:47. > :33:50.literally starving to death. This is an opportunity right now to be part
:33:51. > :33:55.of the news in a good way, to save a life tonight. Please, please, please
:33:56. > :33:59.give what you can. You know the details, I will not say them again,
:34:00. > :34:06.you can see how easy it is to do. Go online... Hit the donate button and
:34:07. > :34:13.give what you can. Or pick up the phone and dialled... Or send a text.
:34:14. > :34:24.Text yes. Welcome to Your Mum: a little game
:34:25. > :34:27.that unearths a few embarrassing secrets about our hosts and,
:34:28. > :34:28.more importantly, Romesh and his mum Shanti
:34:29. > :34:43.m and Joel and Penny. For the sons and daughters
:34:44. > :34:50.I will read out some statements made by your mum and you have to think
:34:51. > :34:54.if it was your mum or one of the other mothers
:34:55. > :34:56.by holding up your plate. On one side, it says my mum
:34:57. > :35:00.and on the other, it says your mum. These are all absolutely true
:35:01. > :35:02.facts your kids do not know about. Here we go, fact number one,
:35:03. > :35:07.one of the mothers said this... I once caught my partner talking
:35:08. > :35:10.to another woman, to get him back I used his toothbrush to clean
:35:11. > :35:12.the entire house, sinks Was that your mum or one
:35:13. > :35:15.of the other mums? That's such a maternal thing
:35:16. > :35:31.to do, because you get revenge, but the house
:35:32. > :35:34.is immaculate afterwards. Did you clean everything
:35:35. > :35:39.with the toothbrush, the toilet? Don't know if you will still be
:35:40. > :35:46.talking after this one. Which one of your mums had some fun
:35:47. > :35:57.with an '80s pop star? I can tell you that the pop
:35:58. > :36:43.star was Meatloaf. Sorry, sorry, hello, high! He
:36:44. > :36:48.touched me! Hello! Nice! Lovely, a bit feminine, but lovely. The Sun,
:36:49. > :36:53.what is going on, I am not sure Ed knows the Comic Relief rules, a
:36:54. > :36:59.silly rule which I will stick by. It demands that the musical act, they
:37:00. > :37:08.have to kiss with passion and considerable meaning, the tallest
:37:09. > :37:16.host of tonight. It is a role. It is my first year, I don't know! Yes, it
:37:17. > :37:27.is a rule, so... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. You have got
:37:28. > :37:37.lit bomb on so... No, that is not fair! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. I just
:37:38. > :37:39.remembered something, sorry, it is the tallest female hose that gets
:37:40. > :37:50.the kiss! -- host. It's been over three years
:37:51. > :38:14.since the outbreak of Ebola killed When was the last time
:38:15. > :39:15.you went to school? I think that is going to happen, you
:39:16. > :39:19.have got a beautiful voice! The thing preventing her getting her
:39:20. > :39:21.dreams, she has not got a dad and it is up to her to bring in money. She
:39:22. > :39:46.is only 12. Last thing I wanted this trip to be
:39:47. > :40:11.was to be the celebrity who comes over to Africa and cries on TV
:40:12. > :40:15.and says, "Send your money over." I really wanted to come and be like,
:40:16. > :40:18.everything is positive, I don't know, just
:40:19. > :40:33.singing with that girl... She was smiling and she just started
:40:34. > :40:36.crying. Yeah, she just got really
:40:37. > :40:45.choked up about it. I watch Comic Relief every single
:40:46. > :40:48.year, and this is always I always think, no,
:40:49. > :40:55.is it really that bad? Then I sort of turn
:40:56. > :41:07.up and, yes, it is. That is just one story out here, it
:41:08. > :41:13.was the smiley as the girl who came up to us. I have tried to speak to
:41:14. > :41:18.so many and she is the smiley as and she has got that story, so God
:41:19. > :41:19.This is the really important thing...
:41:20. > :41:24.To send a girl like Peaches to school for a whole year is only ?45.
:41:25. > :41:27.So please give what you can, you can completely change lives tonight,
:41:28. > :41:50.thank you. Please welcome my next guest, Tom
:41:51. > :41:55.Daley, the diver. Are you not hot? Yes, I am hot! So take it off! To
:41:56. > :42:02.compare our bodies? That is a good idea! Right, OK, when we go to a
:42:03. > :42:06.swimming pool, why do we have a shower, it is a big bat anyway!
:42:07. > :42:15.Hygiene, bacteria, that kind of stuff. Do they put Blue Day into a
:42:16. > :42:21.slim import to stop people being in them? No. It is a myth, I have been
:42:22. > :42:28.holding it in for no reason? You probably should not be doing that
:42:29. > :42:32.anyway! Mr perfect! The serious business, raising money for Africa,
:42:33. > :42:39.if people pledge, you are happy to do a charity dive, I presume? Into
:42:40. > :42:46.the hot tub? Yes, we will get you a dive chair. I cannot do that! Don't
:42:47. > :42:51.you care about charity, Tom? Of course, but two feet of water, I
:42:52. > :43:03.cannot do that! So why have we got a diver, anyone?! No, no! What was
:43:04. > :43:07.that? Nothing. It had to be something. Somebody has said if I
:43:08. > :43:13.take my top off, they will give money to charity. It is not
:43:14. > :43:15.happening, all right? It is for a good cause. The dive was for a good
:43:16. > :43:25.cause, Tom! It's all going to be very tasteful
:43:26. > :43:37.and actually really sexy, OK? Now, I've only rented
:43:38. > :43:39.this place for an hour, Come on, Ed, mate.
:43:40. > :43:46.Trying to do a shoot here. Yeah, it's not all about you, Ed.
:43:47. > :43:48.Jesus Christ. # We could change this
:43:49. > :43:53.whole world with a piano # Grab a bass, some
:43:54. > :43:56.guitar, add a beat # Everybody's talking
:43:57. > :44:05.'bout exponential growth # And the stock market
:44:06. > :44:09.crashing in their portfolios # While I'll be sitting
:44:10. > :44:13.here with a song that I wrote Everybody, come follow we
:44:14. > :44:26.Song that I wrote... And check out the stars
:44:27. > :44:28.on my rogue MC My little kiddy
:44:29. > :44:39.flight, you can tell I'm nonstop Dropping off
:44:40. > :44:43.vinyls, merch and caps But first of all
:44:44. > :44:51.you need electricity Don't worry, I'm on the case
:44:52. > :44:54.Cos here he comes on the escalator It's a generator from
:44:55. > :44:57.Brentford to Africa # Ain't got a soapbox
:44:58. > :44:59.I can stand upon And I hold the microphone
:45:00. > :45:03.like a lyrical gun # Daddy told
:45:04. > :45:05.me, son, don't you get involved And when I'm on the mic
:45:06. > :45:10.I'm lyrically cold... # Ain't got a soapbox
:45:11. > :45:12.I can stand upon And I hold the microphone
:45:13. > :45:17.like a lyrical gun # Daddy told
:45:18. > :45:19.me, son, don't you get involved Cos when I'm on the
:45:20. > :45:24.mic, I'm lyrically pure, Kuruption! And check out the stars
:45:25. > :45:32.on my rogue MC Help me teach the
:45:33. > :45:49.females how to wind Listen to the rhyme
:45:50. > :45:51.and wind and deliver Don't be sad cos you
:45:52. > :45:53.ain't had your dinner Just turn up the bass
:45:54. > :45:56.and raise your gun finger Killing killing them
:45:57. > :45:58.dressed like a militant Owning the mic on the
:45:59. > :46:00.back of an elephant Listen to the UK G message
:46:01. > :46:02.we spread On the Kurupt
:46:03. > :46:04.FM, the rest are irrelevant I wanna be President
:46:05. > :46:07.So all of the people can represent Turn your water into champers
:46:08. > :46:13.And tell you it's original skankers I'm a lyrical panther
:46:14. > :46:16.I'm in a pet now pamper Turn your water into
:46:17. > :46:18.champers And tell you it's
:46:19. > :46:20.original skankers... I mean, this is offensive,
:46:21. > :46:24.this is offensive. Eddie, we've still got
:46:25. > :46:28.the spear throwing scene. I'm a lyrical panther
:46:29. > :46:44.I'm in a pet now pamper And tell you it's
:46:45. > :47:09.original skankers... With your help, the number
:47:10. > :47:12.of children dying from malaria each But malaria is still one
:47:13. > :47:15.of the biggest killers Even though it is
:47:16. > :47:20.preventable and treatable. This is the children's ward in one
:47:21. > :47:23.of Malawi's biggest hospitals. Most of the children
:47:24. > :47:29.here are suffering from malaria. The problem is so consuming there
:47:30. > :47:35.aren't enough beds to go around. She laughs, she cries and,
:47:36. > :47:46.like many children of her age, Her mother, Mary,
:47:47. > :47:53.is desperately poor. There aren't any malaria testing
:47:54. > :47:58.kits in her village. So she's had no choice
:47:59. > :48:02.but to walk for three hours, carrying her daughter
:48:03. > :48:05.to the nearest hospital. All the time, her little girl's
:48:06. > :48:09.blood was being destroyed Doctor Columbo is doing
:48:10. > :48:31.everything he can to save her. If only Mtunduwatha had been
:48:32. > :48:52.diagnosed even a day earlier, she might not now be fighting
:48:53. > :49:17.for her life. ?30 you give would pay for 100
:49:18. > :50:44.children to be diagnosed. # When I heard that sound, I was
:50:45. > :50:55.thinking about # When my skin grows old and my bed
:50:56. > :51:04.turns cold, I will be thinking about # The sadness from my heart
:51:05. > :51:16.# Helpless I surrender shackled by your love their Mac holding you
:51:17. > :51:29.quite near, poison on your lips, # Silence is so
:51:30. > :51:37.hard # It is so hard.
:51:38. > :52:25.# Turn around, you're holding on to someone
:52:26. > :53:43.# It was almost love. #
:53:44. > :54:12.Jonathan Ross, I have never interviewed you. And thank you very
:54:13. > :54:18.much to what I think is the most important Slovak on the television.
:54:19. > :54:30.It is a pleasure to be here. Good luck, Gordon. Thank you. I can peel
:54:31. > :54:41.a banana with my feet. OK, let's do it. Where do you want it? Pull the
:54:42. > :54:51.table out of the way. Here we go, oh, my God. It is like planet Earth.
:54:52. > :55:04.My feet are bit sweaty! Oh, and there it is. Yes! Oh! David, David,
:55:05. > :55:15.is the culprit in broad church sitting somewhere on this server?
:55:16. > :55:22.Well, Lenny is looking a bit guilty. It must be weird walking around
:55:23. > :55:27.knowing. I know. I feel hugely powerful. I do know because we have
:55:28. > :55:33.filmed the end of the series. You did not know in the first series? We
:55:34. > :55:39.had absolutely no idea, so when you are doing an interview seen you have
:55:40. > :55:46.no idea or not. What was your special trick? Can you do it?
:55:47. > :55:53.Basically I... I am going to try and do this. If anyone wants to try and
:55:54. > :56:04.do it, I am probably going to fail. What is it called? It has no name,
:56:05. > :56:20.you can name it if you want. This is Cara Delevingne doing something. Oh,
:56:21. > :56:32.God. Oh! Oh, oh, oh. The concentration! That is incredible,
:56:33. > :56:36.everyone. She is getting back up. We have had a great laugh tonight, but
:56:37. > :56:42.I want to talk to you about something very serious. No one in
:56:43. > :56:45.this century should die of hunger. It is nonsense and an obscenity. I
:56:46. > :57:03.would like you to watch this film tonight.
:57:04. > :57:14.This is divine, weighing just 4.5 kilos. His life is in danger.
:57:15. > :57:23.He's got chubby cheeks, and every chance of a
:57:24. > :57:28.And that's thanks to you, the money you raised to help
:57:29. > :57:31.These are packed full of nutrients and are amazing
:57:32. > :57:33.for malnourished children like Divine.
:57:34. > :57:37.They're very often the difference between life and death.
:57:38. > :58:16.Before we go, I have one bit of last business. It is the final hurdle. We
:58:17. > :58:28.will see it on the screen. It will be rendered and revealed. The total
:58:29. > :58:31.for tonight so far is... We have raised more money than we
:58:32. > :58:40.anticipated. Millions in the last hour. Whilst these people were
:58:41. > :58:43.having their psyches destroyed, more money was rolling in. Thank you very
:58:44. > :58:50.much. Stay together, behave yourselves. Thanks, all of you, for
:58:51. > :58:55.watching. Every time we ask you to give, you step up to the plate and
:58:56. > :58:57.you never let us down. You are beautiful people in a glorious
:58:58. > :58:58.world.