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:00:08. > :00:14.Great Britain. MPs have voted by a large majority to allow the

:00:15. > :00:21.government to start formal divorce talks with the EU. The 52 Labour MPs

:00:22. > :00:27.rebelled in the vote. Jeremy Corbyn remains defiant despite the

:00:28. > :00:31.rebellion. Tell you what is really worrying for Corbyn, the fact that

:00:32. > :00:35.four whips rebelled against his whip, and they are the whips, who

:00:36. > :00:41.control the party. He controls the whips. So he can't control the

:00:42. > :00:48.party, know what I mean? That really happen? Disgusting. The best talent

:00:49. > :00:53.gathered at the Albert Hall for the Bafta awards. Acting royalty, like

:00:54. > :01:06.Meryl Streep and Eddie Redmayne, and actual royalty. I'd like to go to

:01:07. > :01:10.the Baftas. Don't go to try Mark -- Primark, you'd have to go to

:01:11. > :01:14.Debenhams. US President Donald Trump could hold a rally in Birmingham.

:01:15. > :01:19.Because of what's gone on in Parliament, they've moved it away

:01:20. > :01:25.from Parliament and out of London as well, we think. Can't happen, he has

:01:26. > :01:28.to come to London. He won't. It's like saying that Theresa May can

:01:29. > :01:32.have a state visit but not go to White House, they must go to Alaska.

:01:33. > :01:41.Bring your snow boots. Seems strange. A small problem that the

:01:42. > :01:44.American people don't like you, Theresa so we thought we would send

:01:45. > :01:52.you to the freezing cold and hope you don't come again.

:01:53. > :02:01.My next visit will be to Florence. Oh, I love Florence, the cradle of

:02:02. > :02:07.the Renaissance. They became friends while training in the Anglican

:02:08. > :02:12.priesthood. Seeing life through the prism of luxury hotels. Francis has

:02:13. > :02:18.a gimlet at 5 degrees and is well travelled, and enjoys the finer

:02:19. > :02:27.things in life. At my age, if I go into a restaurant and I can't see

:02:28. > :02:33.breakfast, perhaps a future force with the omelette, what is life

:02:34. > :02:38.worth? What's the point that I grow a few truffles. I have porridge in

:02:39. > :02:45.the mornings. Two Strongbows, please. The bill to authorise the

:02:46. > :02:48.start of our withdrawal from the EU may have sailed easily through

:02:49. > :02:52.parliament but it seems the process highlighted how unsettled things

:02:53. > :02:57.were in the Labour camp. NEWSREADER More than 50 Labour MPs defined the

:02:58. > :03:01.-- defied the three line whip and voted against the legislation. It's

:03:02. > :03:08.a disaster, isn't it? Not a disaster. The knives are out for

:03:09. > :03:13.him. Labour MPs who defied Jeremy Corbyn will be sent a written

:03:14. > :03:16.warning but they will not be sacked. Humiliated Corbyn forced to let off

:03:17. > :03:23.his rebels. Sign of weakness. That's bad. By not firing the MPs, Corbyn

:03:24. > :03:26.has saved himself a potential human resources challenge. If he sacks

:03:27. > :03:32.them, there will be no one left and he will be on himself, he could lay

:03:33. > :03:38.down on the front bench. There was extensive coverage in the press

:03:39. > :03:42.speculating as to Corbyn's future as leader. So, your future as Labour

:03:43. > :03:47.leader is in fact, you haven't considered whether you as leader are

:03:48. > :03:50.damaging the party? I'm surprised the BBC is reporting fake news. Fake

:03:51. > :03:57.news, where have we heard that before? Trump. Do you think that

:03:58. > :04:03.Corbyn will go? I hope so but the answer is no. No. He looks like

:04:04. > :04:09.yesterday's man but unfortunately he is man for tomorrow and tomorrow.

:04:10. > :04:15.Certainly the Labour Party. Should he resign? Yes. Do the honourable

:04:16. > :04:20.thing. I don't know if it is honourable because he was voted in,

:04:21. > :04:29.he has been voted in, know what I mean? I think he'd like to resign.

:04:30. > :04:34.He won't resign. No. He cannot have ever imagined in his entire lifetime

:04:35. > :04:38.that he would be the leader of the Labour Party. No one else could

:04:39. > :04:43.imagine it either! Unita walked in and put your arm around him and say

:04:44. > :04:49.Jeremy, a bit of a device -- you need to walk in. I'm going to be

:04:50. > :04:59.your friend, the BNP needs to go, it needs to go. -- the B Let him get

:05:00. > :05:04.on with it, listen to what he's got to say. Not what he looks like.

:05:05. > :05:08.Amazing how he stands up to the criticism, really. He gets plenty of

:05:09. > :05:14.it, poor man. That's what his life has been about. About trudging from

:05:15. > :05:20.empty church hall to empty church hall, talking to his three hard left

:05:21. > :05:24.supporters and now he has 600,000 members and he thinks all of his

:05:25. > :05:27.Christmases have come at once. When it comes to the general election

:05:28. > :05:33.when there are 40 million people eligible to vote, 600,000 isn't

:05:34. > :05:42.many. A lot of MPs like him. Give me an example. Diane Abbott. Diane

:05:43. > :05:50.Abbott! What's wrong with her? Had a romp in a field, with Diane Abbott,

:05:51. > :05:59.the female MP. Oh, God. There you are, you see. They have romps all

:06:00. > :06:05.over now, don't they? Must have been some kind of an attraction. They

:06:06. > :06:10.said it was magnetic. Yeah. Everyone is blaming Corbyn and asking him to

:06:11. > :06:14.leave but Corbyn is in a no-win situation, he has said he was to

:06:15. > :06:19.represent the party. Members have said they want him to represent the

:06:20. > :06:22.party but MPs have said it's impossible, we are losing elections

:06:23. > :06:26.left right and centre across the country because he's no good to

:06:27. > :06:31.represent the party. You've got a dilemma. The members have decided,

:06:32. > :06:36.it is their decision. Challenge your energy into trying to support

:06:37. > :06:41.Corbyn, rebrand him, influence him to sell the party. He's not going

:06:42. > :06:46.anywhere and you need to get your head around that. Don't come up in

:06:47. > :06:49.two years' time and say we lost because of Corbyn, you lost because

:06:50. > :06:54.you were unable to get your head around the fact that he is the

:06:55. > :07:00.leader. I'm going to ask you a question that a lot of MPs are

:07:01. > :07:09.asking Corbyn. Yeah. Can you go? I can't, I actually can't go. Yeah,

:07:10. > :07:13.very good, bass, what you looking for? Something for the wife? Reports

:07:14. > :07:21.as to where to store your source had the nation divided. Ketchup, are you

:07:22. > :07:26.a fridge or cupboard man? The cupboard, and when open, put them in

:07:27. > :07:30.the fridge. A branch of Asda has decided that customers don't like to

:07:31. > :07:34.take it off the shelves so they have started putting ketchup in the

:07:35. > :07:38.chilled section. Have you seen the ketchup in a fridge in the

:07:39. > :07:46.supermarket? Never. I haven't, it's always on the shelves. Fridge,

:07:47. > :07:52.fridge! Also fridge. Cupboard. I put mine in the fridge when it is open

:07:53. > :07:58.but I'm not really a ketchup girl. I like it hot. I believe you!

:07:59. > :08:09.I must confess immediately, there is no tomato ketchup in my larder, and

:08:10. > :08:13.to be honest, I can't remember ever having tomato ketchup although I

:08:14. > :08:18.have seen it on the tables and various greasy spoon cafes. You'll

:08:19. > :08:24.ketchup has never seen a fridge, ever? No, I keep it in the cupboard

:08:25. > :08:29.because it doesn't need to be in the fridge. If you read the bottle, it

:08:30. > :08:34.says, after so many days, refrigerate. No, it don't. There you

:08:35. > :08:40.go, it has a thing at the bottom, best results, refrigerate after

:08:41. > :08:46.opening. If it's coming out the fridge, it's going to be cold. That

:08:47. > :08:50.makes your bacon cold. We've never complained about the bacon sandwich.

:08:51. > :08:55.It's never been cold. You said you took it out of the fridge. The

:08:56. > :09:01.source, not the sandwich! On talking about the source. If you've done the

:09:02. > :09:07.sandwich and bacon and you put the source on from the fridge, I never

:09:08. > :09:11.said... Divided the nation, hasn't it, half the nation wants to put it

:09:12. > :09:19.in the cupboard and half the nation in the fridge. So what? You put

:09:20. > :09:24.tomato ketchup... Oh, disgusting! What do you put on your fish and

:09:25. > :09:33.chips? Vinegar, salt. Lemon! I've been to places where they say they

:09:34. > :09:38.don't do ketchup. They frowned upon you when you ask for ketchup. Yeah.

:09:39. > :09:46.I say, what you got? Hollandaise sauce. Whatever it's called. What's

:09:47. > :09:57.the other one, peppercorn? Sauce, yeah. Do you keep your eggs in the

:09:58. > :10:00.fridge? I do, yeah. And butter and margarine, things like that. I keep

:10:01. > :10:06.my salad stuff in the salad drawer. Yes. Greens.

:10:07. > :10:15.This week, President Trump played host to the Japanese Prime Minister

:10:16. > :10:18.Shinzo Abe. NEWSREADER The two leaders travelled to the

:10:19. > :10:23.President's estate in Florida. Mr Trump said he is committed to the

:10:24. > :10:26.security of Japan and that its alliance with Washington is the

:10:27. > :10:33.cornerstone of peace and stability in the Asia-Pacific region. That's a

:10:34. > :10:35.handshake and a half! The two leaders will discuss the

:10:36. > :10:42.transpacific trade deal which Mr Trump has said the United States

:10:43. > :10:50.will abandon. Look at Trump there. Best friends. I don't think! It

:10:51. > :10:54.looks like he's the student and he is shaking the headmaster's hand.

:10:55. > :11:07.Yeah. And they don't like each other. Give me your hand, go on.

:11:08. > :11:16.Don't be shy. And look at me. And you're going, Shinzo Abe, he's

:11:17. > :11:21.looking for his watch. I thought he was going to break his hand. Thank

:11:22. > :11:30.you, thank you. And people are man, every time he tried to pull away, I

:11:31. > :11:36.thought he's going to rip it off his wrist. For someone who is a

:11:37. > :11:39.germophobe, why would he be touching everybody's hands? There must be

:11:40. > :11:48.protocol before you shake the President's hands, like the NHS, you

:11:49. > :11:52.need to clean. His handshake is nearly as long as his signature,

:11:53. > :11:58.have you seen his signature? Signature? I'll be Lynch I could

:11:59. > :12:01.write an essay while he does that, it's incredible. Apparently you

:12:02. > :12:07.can't looked Japanese people in the eye for too long because it's

:12:08. > :12:10.offensive, seriously. So many people would look at me for ten seconds too

:12:11. > :12:18.long and it's uncomfortable. People who make eye contact, I like them, I

:12:19. > :12:21.make eye contact but people who just do that, I will make eye contact and

:12:22. > :12:24.then I'll look over there, but some people look at you while they're

:12:25. > :12:32.talking to you. I find it uncomfortable. The expression, going

:12:33. > :12:40.like that, "I get that, yeah." He hasn't done his homework. He should

:12:41. > :12:46.have watched karate kid before he shook hands, know what I mean? What

:12:47. > :12:54.happens when he meets India's by Minister? From Hollywood, isn't it.

:12:55. > :13:03.-- Prime Minister. The South Africans. Mugabe. Him. Don't shake

:13:04. > :13:08.his hand. You know my biggest worry is when he meets the Queen. I'm sure

:13:09. > :13:14.that if he doesn't... I'm afraid that he might get hold of it and

:13:15. > :13:20.give it a big kiss. Instead of, nice to meet you. That's one of the big

:13:21. > :13:27.worries. You're not allowed to touch, are you? Not even to put her

:13:28. > :13:31.hand -- your hand on her back. I imagine him, it would be marvellous!

:13:32. > :13:35.VOICEOVER The NHS once again dominated the

:13:36. > :13:39.headlines this week. NEWSREADER Record numbers of patients spent

:13:40. > :13:44.more than four hours in accident and emergency units in England in

:13:45. > :13:47.January. It's a joke. VOICEOVER The mirror use a stark black and

:13:48. > :13:51.white image to illustrate that funding for the service was no

:13:52. > :13:54.better than it was 60 years ago. A lot of them laying on trolleys in

:13:55. > :13:58.the corridor. NEWSREADER Jeremy Hunt has acknowledged that

:13:59. > :14:03.the NHS is facing what he called completely unacceptable problems.

:14:04. > :14:08.He's acknowledging what's going on. We know is not accessible, we want

:14:09. > :14:11.to know what he will do. In an exclusive interview with the BBC, Mr

:14:12. > :14:16.Hunt said that the government has a plan but it will take time to

:14:17. > :14:25.deliver. It's just a shame that they're running it down. Too many

:14:26. > :14:31.people coming in. Yeah. And not enough money.

:14:32. > :14:36.It's much better for him to say we acknowledge the terrible things,

:14:37. > :14:43.rather than just to go and say everything is all right. Isn't it?

:14:44. > :14:51.Sometimes, problems cannot be cured. What cannot be cured must be

:14:52. > :14:59.insured. Who said that? I did. -- must be endured it's not him that

:15:00. > :15:02.delivering it. It's the chief operating officer of the NHS that is

:15:03. > :15:06.not delivering it. You're missing the point. If the NHS isn't working

:15:07. > :15:11.it's his fault because he is the secretary of state, he is the most

:15:12. > :15:15.senior person. You can't blame the chief executive. He can blame the

:15:16. > :15:18.chief executive that we can't. People are living longer, people

:15:19. > :15:22.come from abroad. Not enough money. The NHS is being squeezed from all

:15:23. > :15:29.sides. It's on the verge of collapse. It's not on the verge of

:15:30. > :15:33.collapse, Frank, it has collapsed. What's the answer? The answer is, I

:15:34. > :15:41.don't know. They are saying to raise the more money for the NHS and 1p to

:15:42. > :15:46.everybody's tax. It will raise ?1.5 billion. Do you know how money we

:15:47. > :15:52.raise last year on the NHS? ?116 billion on the NHS. If it's not

:15:53. > :15:55.working with 116 billion, there's something going seriously wrong.

:15:56. > :16:00.Until we've been doctors and nurses, we won't know how hard it is. No,

:16:01. > :16:05.that's right. Do you know what I was saying? I don't think taking the

:16:06. > :16:08.money off us isn't the way it works. But it is. You've had a lot of

:16:09. > :16:16.experience with the birth of your children. I was there. Yes. When all

:16:17. > :16:21.the mess and nastiness was going on? Yes. Did you find at all? No. I kept

:16:22. > :16:26.on looking at the election results. You looked at the election results?

:16:27. > :16:32."Excuse Media, could you hang on a moment, what to see whether Bedford

:16:33. > :16:37.west has gone to Labour?" LAUGHTER Look at the time I got Lauren to the

:16:38. > :16:43.hospital and I got stuck in the lift with Lauren and Corey. And Eleanor

:16:44. > :16:52.when she was in her pushchair. Yeah. Four hours in a lift with two...

:16:53. > :16:59.Kids, a baby... Four hours playing I Spy in a lift! When you came out,

:17:00. > :17:03.were you treated for stress? No. But they were good to me, Mick, they

:17:04. > :17:06.gave me a chair for stop and remember when I was admitted to

:17:07. > :17:13.hospital. He got a proper English breakfast. Proper, you know, bacon,

:17:14. > :17:17.sausage, beans, the lot, brought to you. By the time I had my second

:17:18. > :17:24.child... LAUGHTER Which was 22 years ago, you had to

:17:25. > :17:29.get up and make yourself some toast. When it's working properly, Frank,

:17:30. > :17:33.the NHS is unbeatable. Second to none. Without a shadow of a doubt. I

:17:34. > :17:37.would rather be in this country than someone else in another country at

:17:38. > :17:43.the end of the day. Yeah. Even with it being as bad as it is. I thought

:17:44. > :17:49.you played the fifth very well, the best you played. You got your par on

:17:50. > :17:53.that hole. Yeah, wanted a birdie but got a squirrel. Stan and Billy had

:17:54. > :17:57.been friends for 60 years and they meet up twice a week for a round of

:17:58. > :18:01.golf. I tell you, if it as cold as this, stand, I won't be playing for

:18:02. > :18:03.a while. We'll tell the Mrs that were going to play golf. And we will

:18:04. > :18:12.go on the pale! Go on the pale! The 59th annual Grammy awards took

:18:13. > :18:16.place in LA this week and for one of our own it was an eventful evening.

:18:17. > :18:19.NEWSREADER: Adele made history to become the first person to win the

:18:20. > :18:23.top three awards twice. For the second year in a row she had

:18:24. > :18:29.performance problems. I know it's live TV, I'm sorry, I need to start

:18:30. > :18:32.again. I meet to start again. I'm sorry for swearing, please start it

:18:33. > :18:39.again. She fluffed it and killed it at the same time. She slowed it

:18:40. > :18:42.down. Slowing down fast enough. Slow love. NEWSREADER: She was the

:18:43. > :18:45.night's big winner but Adele looked far from comfortable at that and

:18:46. > :18:51.dedicated album of the year to Beyonce. I can't possibly accept

:18:52. > :18:55.this award. My artist of my life is Beyonce. This album, for me, the

:18:56. > :19:02.Lemonade album was just so monumental. "My Artist of my life".

:19:03. > :19:09.Sorry, I shouldn't be taking the Mickey. Not really. I don't like

:19:10. > :19:15.Beyonce, I think the music is shite. What is this Lemonade? I haven't

:19:16. > :19:18.heard it. Next thing you know, once you've had those twins, they will be

:19:19. > :19:31.performing together. The twins? I don't know anyone who would be big

:19:32. > :19:37.enough apart from Adele to go, "Hold on, let's just start again." There

:19:38. > :19:40.is an instinct of me to say, like, it was just genuine. But there is

:19:41. > :19:44.part of me that says, you know what, I think she's just testing

:19:45. > :19:48.boundaries. She's at the peak, who would even bat an eyelid? She's at

:19:49. > :19:54.that level where she can say, I know I'm live, but I wasn't happy. Let's

:19:55. > :20:00.do it again, put in a C minor, go from the top. She was in the wrong

:20:01. > :20:06.key. Was that a George Michael song? No, she wasn't fecking... Singing in

:20:07. > :20:11.June. Her speech was funny, though. What artist do you know? Or do you

:20:12. > :20:13.ever see it going, listen, guys, I don't deserve this. It's very rare

:20:14. > :20:21.will stop very rare. They are meant to be competing with

:20:22. > :20:25.each other for this award. You're saying she's been modest? It's

:20:26. > :20:30.either that or Kanye West feedback is loitering about. I tell you what,

:20:31. > :20:34.it was a bit funny for me. -- Kanye loitering about. It went straight

:20:35. > :20:38.from Adele to Beyonce and Beyonce already had tears in her eyes.

:20:39. > :20:47.Emotion doesn't kick in that quick. It is too two great artists. -- it

:20:48. > :20:53.is two great. It was to cringey for me. It gave me goose bumps. Adele is

:20:54. > :20:59.great on her own. She's brilliant. The only thing that lets her down is

:21:00. > :21:03.when she talks. She could fecking talk the way she sings, she would be

:21:04. > :21:08.fantastic. I just think she went a bit too far when she yanked the top

:21:09. > :21:13.of the trophy off and passed it to her. I think it's bad taste. I don't

:21:14. > :21:18.think its lands right. How many did you put down at once? I've got five

:21:19. > :21:26.left. You must have been knocking. No. You are a cheater. Have half of

:21:27. > :21:34.this domino. I won that you can have half of this domino! -- but you can.

:21:35. > :21:38.Did you get anything done today? You must be joking, is the bane of my

:21:39. > :21:43.life. I've got every Tom, Dick and Harry parking in my street.

:21:44. > :21:47.VOICEOVER: Noreen wakes up at 4am everyday to open up the family

:21:48. > :21:53.newsagent in Edinburgh. I'll have to get that spray paint, that black

:21:54. > :21:57.spray paint and just paint over it and say, I'm sorry, I didn't...

:21:58. > :22:00.There's no yellow lines in my street. How will you do that? If

:22:01. > :22:06.there is no yellow line, they can't do anything. You can't just spray

:22:07. > :22:12.the floor! I'll do it at night. What are you looking at? David Davis and

:22:13. > :22:16.these texts. Cheers. That was nice of you getting that in, Goodlad.

:22:17. > :22:20.Exit Minister David Davis was at the centre of a sexism row this week.

:22:21. > :22:26.David Davis texting about Diane Abbott. VOICEOVER: The mail on

:22:27. > :22:30.Sunday exclusively reported that leaked texts between a minister and

:22:31. > :22:37.a Tory associates discussed how Davis did not hug Diane Abbott

:22:38. > :22:41.because he "Wasn't blind". Politicians and banter. No, no, no.

:22:42. > :22:46.In the paper and online they showed a convincing mock-up of the

:22:47. > :22:51.messages. I can't believe he made an attempt to give DA a hug. Didn't. I

:22:52. > :22:57.whispered in her ear, thanks for your vote, hence the "F" off. I'm

:22:58. > :23:02.not blind. Slightly offensive, David. Slightly offensive. Dead

:23:03. > :23:08.arrogant, isn't he? It would be a good optical express advert... Yes,

:23:09. > :23:11.a reasonable success. The sooner rather means Specsavers, to start

:23:12. > :23:15.with. I would have loved to have been in that Commons bar. When it's

:23:16. > :23:22.all kicked off. She's effing and blinding. She was, big time. All he

:23:23. > :23:29.did was go up to her and said, thanks for the vote. You would have

:23:30. > :23:33.been ranging, wouldn't you? Boiling! -- raging. He said in his text it

:23:34. > :23:38.would make a good advert for optical express. Who is optical express?

:23:39. > :23:45.What he is saying is she's ugly and he needs glasses. Exactly. He ought

:23:46. > :23:49.to be ashamed of himself. Who is optical express? I've never heard of

:23:50. > :23:54.them. Where does that come from? You meant to say Specsavers, didn't he?

:23:55. > :23:56.That shows you what these politicians are like, Frank, they

:23:57. > :23:59.ain't got a clue what they are saying. They don't know what they

:24:00. > :24:03.are talking about and they don't know what they are saying, Frank.

:24:04. > :24:06.Who does he think he is? Talking about her looks? He must think he's

:24:07. > :24:16.Erroll Flynn! The thought that he could do that to

:24:17. > :24:19.a woman and a colleague at that. Someone who is well respected and

:24:20. > :24:24.has been in Parliament. Long. You have the cheek at the audacity to

:24:25. > :24:28.make those comments? -- been in Parliament so long. It's so out of

:24:29. > :24:32.order. She's a bit sensitive because she's been under the weather, she

:24:33. > :24:35.had that migraine! But you have to believe her, that's what she's

:24:36. > :24:46.saying, you have to believe her. You could tell these guys are old.

:24:47. > :24:51.Because they put exclamation marks. That is too harsh.

:24:52. > :25:02.They missed the a out. Just old texting, this is. It all new to me,

:25:03. > :25:04.these emojis. Sending a happy face and a lump of shite at the end of a

:25:05. > :25:12.sentence. She is rising above it, I hope. She

:25:13. > :25:18.ought to demand something out of it. How has he got time to go for a bevy

:25:19. > :25:22.when he's supposed to be negotiating Brexit? How has he got all this

:25:23. > :25:27.time? It shouldn't be in the bar, he should be focusing. It's been an

:25:28. > :25:32.important week. Who is better looking? George Clooney or Mac Brad

:25:33. > :25:40.Pitt? George Clooney. George Clooney. Silver Fox. Will Smith or

:25:41. > :25:45.Jamie Foxx? Clint Eastwood or Morgan Freeman? I don't know what Clint

:25:46. > :25:50.Eastwood looks like. Think about this one. Me or him? LAUGHTER

:25:51. > :25:56.VOICEOVER: This week, the papers revealed some playful looking

:25:57. > :26:01.pictures of a relaxed looking Barack Obama, freed from high office. He is

:26:02. > :26:06.having a good time, isn't he? He's having the time of his life. He has

:26:07. > :26:10.been enjoying some downtime, kite surfing with Richard Branson. You

:26:11. > :26:17.see the headline here? Branson accused of publicity stunt over

:26:18. > :26:23.Obama trip. Surely Richard Branson would never do anything publicity!

:26:24. > :26:25.He was never sink so low. Absolutely not. No, what an outrageous calumny

:26:26. > :26:35.that is. Did you see how the two of them were

:26:36. > :26:42.play fighting? Like he's choking Obama and Obama is... Good friends.

:26:43. > :26:50.He looks so relaxed. Looked good, didn't he, Obama? Really good. Yeah.

:26:51. > :26:55.Nice looking fella, isn't he? He has a nice, masculine figure, hasn't he?

:26:56. > :27:00.Yeah. I can't get my head around how this relationship between Richard

:27:01. > :27:06.Branson and Barack Obama has come into fruition? On this beautiful

:27:07. > :27:12.island they've managed to get the two people I'd most detested in all

:27:13. > :27:16.the world. I really, really detest both of them. They are so

:27:17. > :27:20.self-satisfied and anxious and ghastly. It is not very presidential

:27:21. > :27:23.is it? He's not a president any more, he's a human, he's not been

:27:24. > :27:28.able to... The Secret Service stopped hindering his favourite

:27:29. > :27:35.activities. Do you think they play Tiddlywinks? -- stopped him doing

:27:36. > :27:39.his favourite. Dominoes? Well... Do you know... If we went... If he

:27:40. > :27:45.asked me to go on this trip with him, I would leave you behind. I

:27:46. > :27:51.would, fecking Tiddlywinks and dominoes! We do that anyway.

:27:52. > :27:55.Tiddlywinks! It would come bit of a shock when Richard gave him the bill

:27:56. > :28:01.at the end. That would be good, wouldn't it? Wouldn't you like to

:28:02. > :28:05.see his face? I'm off, now Richard, "O, just a moment, it's just the

:28:06. > :28:11.bill". That's it. We just need your American Express card for a moment.

:28:12. > :28:15.Everyone that has been relevant wants to stay relevant. This is how

:28:16. > :28:19.he stays relevant, hanging out with a billionaire in a secluded

:28:20. > :28:25.privately owned island. I think you're wrong. I think to Barack it

:28:26. > :28:29.was genuinely a holiday. Why did they take photos? That was Branson.

:28:30. > :28:32.To Branson, he wants to stay relevant because he wants to earn

:28:33. > :28:36.more money. Before you know it, we will have Barack Obama on the side

:28:37. > :28:40.of the virgin East Coast Trains. Hanging off a train? Yeah. Virgin, a

:28:41. > :29:07.face you can believe in. # I knew you were trouble

:29:08. > :29:11.when you walked in # Now I'm lying

:29:12. > :29:14.on the cold, hard ground