0:00:15 > 0:00:17- CAR HORN BLARES - You bloody idiot!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Can you not see I've got a dog with me?
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Right, are you all here?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24One, two, three... It's nearly enough, come on.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Come on, come on, let's get down here.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Stop pulling, you!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- DOG BARKS - Stop it!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31What's going on here?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33DOG BARKS
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Oh! Come on, we're going back up this way.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Get back on the pavement, come on!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Of course he's late, he doesn't know what time is.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm going to have to go. It's a shame.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I think you've had a lucky escape, to be honest.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Why you want any more of HIM in the book...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Michael, I hate to say this, but every time he pops up in the book,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54it's wonderful. He's a character.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Yes...
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Yes, he is a character.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03The book just springs to life.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08It's suddenly so full of fun and energetic. It crackles with life.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Do people really want to read a book like that?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Yes. Yes, they do.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Mmm...
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Just fill him in a bit more. You said he was an actor at one point.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22That's what he told me.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I got him a job in a radio play - the director will never work again.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27SHE CHUCKLES
0:01:27 > 0:01:28It's not funny, Sheila.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31He brings chaos and misery wherever he goes.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's really beginning to get me down.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I think I've had quite enough of Count Arthur Strong.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Hello, Michael.- Hi.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Eggy.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I'm late. Love you! See you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54You are waiting for a woman!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I met a woman. Just there.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03I was right. I have the gift, you see.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05The second sight.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Yes.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09(Or just sight.)
0:02:11 > 0:02:12The shadow of death.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16What?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19The shadow of death is here.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- What do you mean? - You are in grave danger.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Why am I in danger?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27BARKING
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Come on, you bloody thing! Get in!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Where have you been? What's going on?!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I've got my dog walking today, you knew that.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36And I tell you what, they walked my bloody legs off, this lot have,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38and you have to pick up all the mess.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Arthur...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43You can't bring a bag of poo into a cafe.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Why not? Oh, don't tell me, bloody Brussels!
0:02:47 > 0:02:52No, it's not Brussels, Arthur, it's everyone. Everyone agrees on that.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Katya, my Polish princess, I'll chat to you later.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Something big has come up.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Here, I need a favour, I need you to hold onto these.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Where are you going?- The owners will be by to pick them up.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- I'll have your umbrella as well. - Arthur, don't do this! Don't do this to me!
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- I don't think Bulent will like you bringing them dogs in. - I haven't brought them in!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Unless they're guide dogs.- HEY! You can't bring those dogs in here!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- I didn't, I haven't. - I think they're guide dogs.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- You can't bring dogs into a cafe!- I think you can if they're guide dogs.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26They're not guide dogs! Does this look like a guide dog?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Take them out! Move, move, move!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32They're Arthur's. I'm holding them for him.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35No dogs allowed in the cafe! It's a cafe! What's this?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38That's not mine! I have nothing to do with that!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Thank you very much, that was great. Really, really good.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45(Very impressive.)
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- So it's a dog act?- No.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Well, it's not a dog act per se.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05I mean, there's two of us up here, so it's a dog and a human act.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Sorry, I pointed the wrong way round then. Human, dog.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Yes...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14But what I would make clear at this moment is that the dog
0:04:14 > 0:04:16is very much the junior partner in what we're doing,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20so I'd ask you to address any future questions to me.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Right...
0:04:21 > 0:04:25He's not the brains of the operation. No offence.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28(I mean, dogs don't have much of a brain, do they?)
0:04:28 > 0:04:32If they did, they'd be ruling the world, riding round on horses
0:04:32 > 0:04:35with machine guns, like the monkeys did that time.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Glad all that's blown over.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Oh, sorry. I just started thinking about monkeys' bottoms then.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47You know, the red ones.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Horrible!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I won't be able to get that out of my head now.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Shall I start, then?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Yes, I know I'm not the man. I'm obviously a different man.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01He gave me the dogs.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I don't know why you're all taking it out on me.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10# Anything you can do I can do better
0:05:10 > 0:05:13# I can do everything better than you
0:05:14 > 0:05:16# Yes, I can
0:05:16 > 0:05:18# Yes, I can
0:05:18 > 0:05:20# Yes, I can. Yes, I ca-a-a-an... #
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I don't drink from a bowl. That's not how I roll.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26HE BEATBOXES BADLY
0:05:33 > 0:05:35HE COUGHS VIOLENTLY
0:05:37 > 0:05:41LOUD COUGHING CONTINUES
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- I don't know what to say. This is the last dog.- But that's not Bunty!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I know, but it's the only dog I have!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Where is the bloke that I paid to walk him?- I don't know!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Well, that was a waste of bloody time, wasn't it?- Oh, thank God.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Your problem is you've no ambition.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58How hard can it be to hold me by the hand
0:05:58 > 0:06:01and dance around like a little gentleman?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Eh?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I don't know...
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Bunty! Give him here!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09I'm not using you again.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Where were you? I've been threatened with legal action.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Who's that, then?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18What do you mean?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- That's not one of the dogs I had. - What?- That's not one of my dogs.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Well, you gave him to me.- Did I?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Must have picked an extra one up at the park. Do you want to buy him?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32No! You have to get it back to its owner.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Check the collar, see if there's a number or something.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36There might be a reward!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41DOG GROWLS
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- I don't think he wants me to.- Hang on, I'll do a bit of dog whispering.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54(Shut up.)
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Now try.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59DOG BARKS
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Ow! Ow!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02It bit me!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04It bit me!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Always looks uncomfortable to me. It looks sore, doesn't it?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- What, my hand?- No, monkeys' bottoms. You know, the big red ones.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21The ones that look like a parachute's started to come out.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I wouldn't like to sit on that if I had one.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26What are you talking about?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Monkeys' bottoms!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33How is the book coming on?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I don't want to talk about the book.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39I just want to concentrate on getting to the hospital with my mutilated hand.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh, go on. I don't know why you don't let me have a look.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Why are you coming with me anyway? - Katya asked me to come.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Why is she coming?- I don't know.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01God, I hate all this.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02- What?- All this.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06I hate hospitals, I hate doctors.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07I was a doctor once.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- What?- Oh, yes, a very good one too.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14What sort of doctor?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16They never told me.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18What are you talking about now?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22I was in an episode of... Emergency Ward...something.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24I was Dr Two.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I was supposed to be Dr Three,
0:08:26 > 0:08:29but they bumped me up when the other one got irritable...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31owl syndrome.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I had a line in it and everything.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Go on.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Well...
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Let's hear it. Let's hear the line.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47HE CLEARS HIS THROAT DRAMATICALLY
0:08:50 > 0:08:53It's outside my area of expertise.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm afraid!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Arthur...
0:09:08 > 0:09:11how did you come to believe that you could act?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13What?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15This is how you say that -
0:09:15 > 0:09:17"It's outside my area of expertise, I'm afraid."
0:09:17 > 0:09:19No, no, no.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23It doesn't sound as if you're afraid of anything if you say it like that!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- He's NOT afraid of anything! - Then what he's saying it for, then?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's a phrase!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31He's not saying he's afraid of things
0:09:31 > 0:09:34that are outside his area of expertise.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35That's not a frightening thing.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Oh, what would you know?- I know more than you do, I tell you that.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43You playing a doctor? I'll tell you what that is, that is miscasting.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47You're more of a crazy grave-digger.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Or a village idiot.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52What you're not is anyone that people might mistake
0:09:52 > 0:09:54for a person in authority, like a doctor.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You can't act, Arthur!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58You can't act!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05That is the dog that bit you talking.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08You don't know what you're saying.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12AAAARRRGGGGHHH!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13That's a safety hazard!
0:10:39 > 0:10:40What is that?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh, of course.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Come on, I know you're in there!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51HE GRUNTS
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- I got you! - COINS FALL
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Where's that gone now? Everybody up, come on.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Oh, no, it's over there.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00AAAARRRGGGHHH!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09ARTHUR BREAKS WIND
0:11:16 > 0:11:18HE SPITS
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Wuuuurgh!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14What's going on with these, then?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24You can go home! There's no reason for you to be here!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Katya wants me here. - Why is she here?!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I'm the one that needs to see somebody!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Oh, I've had enough of this. I'm going to see what's what.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38No, don't, leave them alone! Ohhh...
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Do you know how long she has been waiting?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44You'll be seen as soon as possible.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Katya, why are you here?
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I would never pass up a lift to the hospital.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Is there actually anything wrong with you?- No.- Right.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58I'm sure the doctor will find something.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- I actually do have something wrong with me.- Yes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- My hand.- Oh, that too.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Yes.- Yes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07What?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Katya Zaritska?- Bingo! Here we are. Come on, Katya.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I don't believe this. She's only here recreationally!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Michael Baker? - Yes, here, thank you.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Right, then...
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'll just sit in here by myself, then, shall I?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Don't worry about me.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Yes, good idea.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I'll have a look at a magazine.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Cor, these bloody chairs. They're a disgrace!
0:13:48 > 0:13:52You're right to bring your own. I wish I'd thought of that.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Right, let's see what rubbish is in here.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Jordan. Oh, dear, look at the state of her.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03"Why I talk to my boobs."
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Dear, oh, dear.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And to think she's got the nerve to call herself somewhere
0:14:09 > 0:14:10out of the Bible!
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Now, where do you find out why she does it?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Hmm...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20The bite's really quite deep. What sort of dog was it?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Um, I don't know about the different types of dogs.
0:14:23 > 0:14:28- What happened to the dog?- It ran off. Why, should I have brought it?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31It's a good job you came in quickly.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35You need a tetanus shot and we may need to take a blood sample.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36What? Why?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Well, we don't know anything about the dog that bit you, do we?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Better to be safe than sorry.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48- I'm not in any danger, am I? - No, it's...really just for my own curiosity.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Nothing to worry about.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- I'm following your finger.- Yes. - I'm following your finger.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Haven't you got any cushions? - No!- It's scandalous!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Suppose someone came in with a bottom like one of those monkeys?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05I wish I could stop thinking about that.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08What would you do then if one of them came in?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Chairs like this should be against the Human League Convention.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17There's no friction on them! I keep sliding off.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22My thighs are killing me. I'm having to support all my own G-force.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Look...you can sit in the patients' waiting room.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- How about that?- Thank you, um...Ghita.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Just behave yourself, all right? - I'll be as quiet as a mouse.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34No-one will know I'm there.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35AAAARRRGGHHH!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Will you please get away from me?!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43No, they're the same seats!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48What's in here?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57DOCTOR YAWNS
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Ohhhh!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21HE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY
0:16:24 > 0:16:27It's more commonly known as rabies.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Rabies?! I have rabies?!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32No, no. That's not what I said.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I just need to do a biopsy to rule it out.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Rabies! Rabies!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I thought you got rid of that in the '70s!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Seriously...- I don't believe it!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Seriously, there is nothing to worry about.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50In the highly unlikely event that it is...what I think it is, well,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53if you catch it early, it's rarely fatal.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Who's this? - The police sent a sketch artist.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00We may need to put out a description of the dog.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04He's going to kill me... He's not going to stop until he's killed me!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Lollipop?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13VIOLENT SCRABBLING
0:17:29 > 0:17:30INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Good afternoon, everyone. I see.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Yes, we have a few new faces here today,
0:17:39 > 0:17:44so I'd like our team to make the new arrivals feel as welcome as possible.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46ALL EXCHANGE GREETINGS
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Hello, hello!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Lovely to meet you. Hello.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Hello.- Right, good.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Lots to do,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57so I suggest we take a two-heads-are- better-than-one approach.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02If you pair up with someone and be as helpful as we can to our...newbies.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07We seemed to have a spare. Dr...?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Doctor Two. Hello.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Doctor Two?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Unusual name.- Yes, it is, isn't it? - Are you a stray, then?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19You could say that.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23HE SIGHS
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Oh, God! God! Oh, Katya...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35What are you doing here?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39The doctor found something wrong with me, so it wasn't a wasted trip.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40How are you?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I'm not great, to be honest.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45It's two o'clock. I've been here for hours.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Katya, you remember when you talked about the shadow of death?- Oh, yes.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53And then Arthur came into the cafe.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Is it Arthur?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Is Arthur the shadow of death?
0:18:59 > 0:19:03No, no, no! I got it completely arse-ways.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Arthur is not the shadow of death, quite the opposite.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12You know, every day I come to Bulent's cafe.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17There are many cafes closer to where I live, but I choose Bulent's.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22For the soup? The soup is good, but it is not for the soup.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27I come because every time Arthur calls me his Polish princess,
0:19:27 > 0:19:32I feel like I'm 20 years old again.
0:19:32 > 0:19:37I know he's frustrating, I know he's impossible.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42But I feel... I wish everyone could know him a bit.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Life seems too long when there is no Arthur.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Katya, I think he's going to kill me.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I have rabies, Katya. Rabies.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02The shadow of death, you said. You said!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Believe me, I couldn't have been more wrong.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06You have nothing to fear.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I was eating that!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13But you can have it.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21DRAMATIC, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
0:21:00 > 0:21:02How about...that?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07None of these are remotely like the dog that bit me.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Oh, well, I've never been very good at dogs.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18If it is rabies, we're talking about a potential national emergency.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I know that, that's why I need to do the biopsy. I know it's very unlikely...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24With respect, I think you may have jumped the gun a little with your diagnosis.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- ARTHUR:- Hmmm...
0:21:26 > 0:21:33- You disagree? - Well... Yes... And no...
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- So do you agree we need to rule it out?- Well...
0:21:36 > 0:21:38You could put it that way...
0:21:38 > 0:21:41You think we should continue with the biopsy?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Oh... Well...
0:21:42 > 0:21:46HE MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY
0:21:48 > 0:21:51All right, all right. Better safe than sorry, I suppose.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Carry on, Dr Freeman. Thanks, everyone.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Hmmm... Yes... Oh...
0:21:56 > 0:21:59HE CONTINUES MUMBLING
0:22:06 > 0:22:08So, Michael, we have an observer in today.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- You have no objections, do you?- No, no...
0:22:15 > 0:22:18So, this is Paul, he's our anaesthesiologist.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20He's going to get started
0:22:20 > 0:22:22and then I'll pop back before you go under, OK?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Right... And he's qualified, is he?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Hope so!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32OK, so you should feel the effects of that in a few seconds.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33All right, Michael?
0:22:36 > 0:22:37That's not so bad...
0:22:37 > 0:22:38HE CHUCKLES WEAKLY
0:22:38 > 0:22:41It's a bit like having a bubble bath.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44It's rather nice...
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Thanks for your input earlier.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49This is a needle biopsy, so we will be administering
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- a general anaesthetic for the patient's comfort.- Yes.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- How is the patient's blood pressure? - Pretty good, pretty good.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Paul is one of our best.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- OK, Michael, this is Dr Perle and Dr Two.- Hello, Michael.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13INDISTINCT CRIES OF PROTEST
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Dr Two will be observing, if that's all right by you.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22GARBLED: Eee no a o'or...!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Ee no a o'or!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Ee...!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30He no a octor!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32He's...!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35He no a octor!
0:23:35 > 0:23:39HE RAVES INCOHERENTLY
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Ee no a o'or.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Michael, what are you doing?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47HE RAVES
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Just lie down, Michael.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Just lie down, please!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56HE RAVES INCOHERENTLY
0:24:01 > 0:24:05- Michael... Michael, please... Michael...- Ee no a o'or!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08He's not wearing any underpants!
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Help! Help!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13HE RAVES
0:24:13 > 0:24:19HIS VOICE FADES
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I've never seen anything like that in my life. What was he saying?
0:24:22 > 0:24:23I don't know, nonsense phrases.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I'm not sure what it actually means.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26I've never seen anything like it!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Have you, Doctor?
0:24:28 > 0:24:32It's outside my area of expertise.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I'm afraid!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39There's no need to be afraid. Look, he's just going under now. You're safe.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44And then they put the needle right into the hole!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- I couldn't believe it! - Stop talking about that.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48- I don't want to think about it. - I know.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53It's like me and those monkeys' bottoms. Or YOUR bottom!
0:24:53 > 0:24:54That's up there too now.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Arthur, what are we doing here? We can go. I don't have rabies, Arthur.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02No, I know, but I'm going to wait for Katya.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Oh, yes, Katya. Well...
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Do you mind if I leave?- Of course not, all you've been through.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- They don't look very...- There's a knack to it. I'll be all right.
0:25:18 > 0:25:24- Can't let Katya go home alone. - All right, well... Bye...
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- I'm sorry, did you say Katya? - Has she left already?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Katya Zaritska? - Yes, that's her.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I'm so sorry... I'm afraid...
0:25:37 > 0:25:38I'm afraid she's gone.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41No, no, she wouldn't have left without me.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43No, I mean she passed.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I'm sorry, Ghita, could you repeat that, love?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54She died. I'm so sorry.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58No, no, I'm not having that.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01She only came in to see if anything was wrong with her.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03There was.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Apparently, she'd been ill for quite some time.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Are you family?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Um... Er, no. We're just...
0:26:14 > 0:26:15We're just friends.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I'm so sorry.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Are you all right, Arthur? - No, no, I'm not having that.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32They've made a mistake. She was in the prime of life!
0:26:32 > 0:26:36This is a terrible hospital! Look how far I got!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I'd have made director-general if I'd been in earlier.
0:26:39 > 0:26:44No, no... I'm not having it. What's happened here is...
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Someone's...
0:26:46 > 0:26:48HE MUMBLES
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I was supposed to take her home!
0:26:58 > 0:26:59What am I going to do now?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34WRAPPERS RUSTLE
0:27:43 > 0:27:44They're good, these.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48They're not bad, are they?
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