0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# They say time will wait for no man
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# They say time is on my side
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I can never make my mind up
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Cos it all goes whizzing by
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# From the cradle to the grave
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# From the cradle to the grave
0:00:28 > 0:00:32- # I know I won't be a slave - I know I won't be a slave
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- # To the mistakes that I made - From the cradle
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# And I won't go till I'm ready
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# From the cradle to the grave. #
0:00:42 > 0:00:48This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Well?- Well what?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53You're supposed to tell me I look gorgeous.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57I don't know what you're asking me for. I've only got one eye.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yeah, you look great.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02It's a nice colour.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Ahh, give us that. - You've got a wedding dress on.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Dog's just laid on that. - I don't care I'm starving.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Mum back yet?- Can't be, the old man's in a good mood.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17How long will they keep up this silent treatment?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Ain't said a word to each other for the last week.- A week? Try three.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I can't remember the last time he asked her
0:01:22 > 0:01:24to help him look for something.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27What? What do you mean "look for something"?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Don't be a prize prick.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33You know, when you go upstairs and the bedroom door's locked...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Who is it?- It's me.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- What do you want? - Can I see Mum a minute?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50You can't. She's busy. She's helping me look for something.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh...is that...what the...that is?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Yeah, yeah, let's not talk about it any more.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59So, erm, will you be helping Roger look for something tonight then?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Ah, don't be disgusting.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Anyway, Mum better be home soon cos I need help with my hair.
0:02:11 > 0:02:18# Woman, I want to go down and drown in you
0:02:20 > 0:02:28# Woman, oh, let my love cut your sorrow in two
0:02:28 > 0:02:34# Woman, oh, why don't you cry all over me
0:02:36 > 0:02:40# Woman, oh, why don't you cry
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# Why don't you cry, oh
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# Why don't you cry all over me
0:02:53 > 0:02:56# Woman, why don't you... #
0:02:56 > 0:02:58PHONE RINGS
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Hello?- Hello? Hello, Keith?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Bet?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- How's your wedding day going? - Great. How's yours?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10It's funny. I always thought I'd be a bundle of nerves, you know...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13like, in floods.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I just... I feel a bit numb.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Today's stirring up all sorts of old ghosts.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Have you thought any more about what I said?
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Yeah, I have.
0:03:25 > 0:03:31But, er, I'm just going to put it to the back of me mind for today,
0:03:31 > 0:03:32if that's possible.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Well, I'm here for you, you know that.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39And I'm a very patient person.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Thank you. Thank you.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Here's the son of David Essex.- Yeah.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Here, somebody tell him only the bride's supposed to wear white.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Oh, no, that only applies to girls. - Yeah, that's why I said it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Only the bride's supposed to wear white.- Brilliant.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Serves you right if that vicar
0:04:08 > 0:04:10marries you to Roger instead of her.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12You're the one that'll have to shag him tonight.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Well, that's lovely to hear on my wedding day.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Now, don't forget,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18I want to see all of you down at reception tonight, no exceptions.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm going to be skint tomorrow.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23It's the last chance to get nice and tasty on my pound note,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- you hear me? - OTHERS:- Yeah.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29'As a neighbour, my old girlfriend Yvonne was invited to the reception.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33'But any plans I had to get back with her looked dead as a dodo.'
0:04:33 > 0:04:34All right, Chas?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Be...be weird, having a spare room in the house, won't it?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- We ain't. That's where you're going.- What?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43No, I won't get all me records in there - it's a shoebox.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yeah, and I won't be able to get all my birds in our room
0:04:45 > 0:04:47not with you lurking around.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48I'm just going for a slash.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- You all right, girl? - She's all right.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I am, Mum. Do you know what? I'm not even nervous.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00I knew this day would come from the first time I met Roger.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Does that sound funny?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06No, love.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13He's took my bag!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Don't worry, Bet, that's Freddie Baker. That's what he does.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I thought he was supposed to be in Germany.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20What do you mean that's what he does?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Oh, he usually brings them back. - Usually?!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Give me back my bag, you thief.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Blimey! Can half run fast, Betty Lockwood.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31We could do with you down Millwall.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32My bag, please.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34It was your mate Angie's I was after,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37but she had hers over her arm so...
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- How is she, Angie? - Engaged, thank you very much.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45All right, here you go.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Oh, and, er, give this one to Mary Windsor when you see her.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50How many bags you got?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I just like to see which one wants me the most.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Well, I'd be careful - my last boyfriend was a copper.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Your last boyfriend?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Blimey, you're a quick worker. How old are you now then, 17?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I will be next week.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Anyway, aren't you meant to be in Germany?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06The war's over, they don't need me.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07If they catch you, they'll lock you up.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10They ain't found Hitler yet, they ain't interested in me.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I am interested in you, though, Betty.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Or Angie or Mary Windsor.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22'70s DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Aww, wish my Susan had got married in something like that.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Your Susan ain't got married at all.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38You know when they say radiant? That's what that is, that dress.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Radiant.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Here, did your Bet run that dress up herself?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Did she bollocks! That's 220 quid going down to Larkin.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- No.- And she only get's to wear it once.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Don't worry, I'll get the value out of it,
0:06:51 > 0:06:53even if I have to wear it myself.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- I wore a dress once.- You what?- Eh?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Was in a school play. - It still counts.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Yeah, nonce.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Here, shouldn't you be over there with your Bet?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yeah. I ought to be.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Still no thaw then?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Thaw? Oh, I'm fine, Lil. It's our daughter's wedding day.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15As long as he don't start nothing, I won't.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18But I ain't going round putting a show on for everyone.
0:07:21 > 0:07:27# Wrap up some red roses For a blue lady... #
0:07:27 > 0:07:29My old man was one of 12 Baker children,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31the best known family on the Isle Of Dogs.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Mum was very shy and had convinced herself
0:07:34 > 0:07:36that having one of the Baker boys as her fella
0:07:36 > 0:07:38was well out of her league.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39# I'll hurry back and pick
0:07:39 > 0:07:46# Your best white orchids for her wedding gown. #
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, lovely.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Oh, Freddie, you were marvellous. Just like Vic Damone.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56- Yeah, just like him. - There you go, mate.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Get this one down you.- Cheers.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Hello again.- Oh, hello, you.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- What do you think? - Yeah, it's all right.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Well, we think he looks like Vic Damone and all.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09You was out in Germany with him, weren't you, Freddie?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Yeah, Vic Damone. Yeah. - Sing another one for us, Freddie.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Give us a minute and I will, yeah.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15So, how have you been keeping?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17The only people you were singing with in Germany
0:08:17 > 0:08:18were the military police.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21All right, all right, keep it down.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- So, do you want a drink? - No, I won't.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Thanks for asking me out tonight though.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- I better be off now.- Oh, really?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Yeah. You've got plenty of admirers to keep you company.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I was only chatting.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Well, don't let me stop you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Bye.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41And the kid says, "You can do what you like, love.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43"I'm a jockey on me way to New Market."
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Come on, Bet, love. If Roger turns out to be half the bloke Fred is,
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Sharon won't have done bad for herself.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Well, maybe Fred ain't quite the bloke you all think he is.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04What you doing out here? Jacking me in, are you? Had enough?
0:09:06 > 0:09:07I'm having a baby.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10What you talking about "baby"? Who's baby?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Your baby? What, my baby?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Well, who else's do you think it is?
0:09:14 > 0:09:15I'm not like you, am I?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Well...what about that copper you was going with?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Who, Tom?- Yeah.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Fred, we've been split up a year.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25How do you think pregnancy works?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27You sure it's mine?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Any baby I have must be yours. All right?
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Fucking hell. Erm...
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Well, there it is. That's it, then.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- What?- I'm lumbered.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh. Oh, that's nice.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Oh, come on, I didn't mean it like that.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Freddie, your public needs you.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Come on, Baker, there's several sizzling women in there
0:09:48 > 0:09:49- waiting for you.- Well, Fred?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Come back in.- Come on.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55# I have often walked... #
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Your audience needs you.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01# ..on this street before
0:10:01 > 0:10:07# But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before. #
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Mum, go on and talk to Dad.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I've been talking to him for 25 years,
0:10:13 > 0:10:14let me have the night off, ey?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Blimey, Bet, Joey Churcher. Hide your jewellery.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24See, that is what I am talking about.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Who invites one of the Churchers to his own daughter's wedding?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Might as well have one of the Kray brothers here.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Yeah, go on, Fred, buy him a drink.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Even today he can't leave it alone, wheeling and bleeding dealing.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, no. Here comes Uncle Frank.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Come on, everyone, join in!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44In a minute, Frank, I'll have a go in a minute.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Can't stand nothing like that.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48That's one thing me and Fred have got in common.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Come on, let's go outside before silly balls commandeers us.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02All right, it's true. I am.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04But now that you know, you've got to understand
0:11:04 > 0:11:08I only share this secret with very close friends.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Wow. Can I ask one thing?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14If this is his sister's wedding, how come David Essex ain't here?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Well, success has overtaken him
0:11:15 > 0:11:18and David's career has to come first during this hectic period.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Can I talk to you?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- How long have you been there? - Long enough.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Won't be a minute.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I cannot believe you're still pulling this David Essex crap.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- What? I'm...I'm not.- Right.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33So you're wearing a white suit, you're doing that silly smile,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35and you've got this thing around your neck
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- for nothing then, have you? - I actually can't get this off.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Listening to you with them was making my toes curl.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42OK? It's like you've gone mad.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45I don't know what to do any more.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I've told too many girls now, they'll kill me.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Why can't you just go back to being yourself?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51It was good enough for me.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- So, have we got a deal? - Here, we got a deal.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00You happy with that?
0:12:00 > 0:12:04I've got to be. I've never done anything like this in my life.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06And there's definitely no risk with it?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Risk? Come on, Spud, it's a straightforward number.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10You know me.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Yeah, I do indeed, Joey.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- God knows what Bet will say... - Come on, everyone! Join in.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Follow me.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Frank, there's nobody's behind you.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Fuck's sake.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29We're looking for a Reginald Armitage.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Armitage you say?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Nah, not here. - Also known as Leonard John Whitby.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Also known as Frederick Joseph Baker.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Oh, Freddie? - Oh, so he does live here.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Upstairs, first floor.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45He's out but his wife's in.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Police, open up.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49- Hello?- Bet?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Tom?- Blimey, how are you?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- All right.- Can we come in?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05So...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- You got married then?- Yeah.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10And a little'un on the way.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13You were the one who said you were too young to settle down.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Well, maybe I found Mr Right.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Is that another one of his names, Bet?- You what?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Your husband's got a lot of names, hasn't he?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I don't know what you're talking about.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Let's just call him Spud, shall we? - Who?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Another alias.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27To the best of your knowledge, Bet, does Spud bring home goods?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29What do you mean "goods"?
0:13:29 > 0:13:30We're referring to stolen goods.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Do I look like I've got goods?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Can you see any goods?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Where did you get these from?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Most people haven't seen a banana since before the war.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Let alone a whole bunch. - My husband...
0:13:43 > 0:13:44won them in a raffle, he said.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- And that tablecloth looks new. - We got that off a mate of his.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Come on.- I think we should have a proper look around, sir.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Couple of cases under the bed there.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Just tell Spud we'll be coming back to have a word with him.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57And tell him from a whisper I've heard that it might be best
0:13:57 > 0:13:59if we get to him before the military police do.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Bye, Betty.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21It said in this article I read his real name's David Cook.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Yeah, that's just another name he uses.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25You know, Cook, Baker...get it?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Well, I saw a picture of him when he was little with his mum and dad
0:14:28 > 0:14:30and they look nothing like your mum and dad.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32No, that's cos, when he was little, um,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35he spent a lot of time with his aunt and uncle and...
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Oh, look, I'm not actually David Essex's brother. I'm actually not.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Oh, my God, he is! - All right, I am. I am his brother.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Now I don't know. - What difference does it make?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Cos if you ain't, we're wasting our time.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49You are wasting your time.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53So am I, I keep pretending to be fucking David Essex's brother.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- But he might be coming here tonight, yeah?- Please?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh, come on.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08What do we look like?
0:15:08 > 0:15:09The bloke on the stall told me
0:15:09 > 0:15:12these were the only pair of turquoise and golds in Bermondsey.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14He told us all that, Hodges.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Before he took our fivers.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Me and Trevor only paid four quid.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Oh, four quid.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Drop back.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26All right, boys? This is Janet.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27What?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Blimey. You ain't still wearing turquoise and golds, are you?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33They went out like six months ago.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34So who are these then?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37This lot? The Three Stooges.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Do you want to go get a drink?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Turquoise and gold. - OTHERS: Six months old.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Well, I have just retired from the pop industry. For good.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56That's a shame. You look really nice in that white suit.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Where's that bloke from the co-op?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Oh, I packed Tony in. Talk about only after one thing.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Did he get it?- What do you think? Did you?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12So you're back in the real world?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Yeah.- Good.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Why don't you ask me out again?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Will you go out with me again, Yvonne?
0:16:22 > 0:16:23I'll think about it.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Now...
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Is it because I've had half a dozen brandies,
0:16:38 > 0:16:40or do you look more than usually gorgeous?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42You've had half a dozen brandies.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Here, Teddy Silk said when he saw us at the church together
0:16:46 > 0:16:48we were like a couple of sauce bottles.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50He was looking round for the vinegar.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52HE LAUGHS
0:16:58 > 0:17:01See, all that worrying.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Never let it be said we can't lay on a proper blow out.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09You want to see my Alfie? He's pissed as a pudding.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Trying to take his waistcoat off over his head.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14You wouldn't have married me if I hadn't got pregnant, would you?
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Oh, here we go.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Where did this come from? - Well, you wouldn't have, would you?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Go on, dredge it all up. I thought we agreed a ceasefire?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I remember exactly what you said to me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24"Lumbered," you said.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Well, you say these things, don't you?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Blimey, it was a shock for both of us.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34But who's to say I wouldn't have asked you anyway?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37It just hurried me up, that's all.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Hurried you? You were fast enough already as I remember.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Weren't a girl on the island that could keep up with you.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Well, I played the field. So what?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49You weren't exactly Little Miss Muffet yourself, were you?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- # I really can't stay - Baby, it's cold outside
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- # I got to go away - But, baby, it's cold outside
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- # This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
0:18:05 > 0:18:06# So very nice
0:18:06 > 0:18:08# I'll hold your hands They're just like ice... #
0:18:08 > 0:18:09All right?
0:18:13 > 0:18:14You haven't got tea on yet, have you?
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Here you go.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Tell baby to budge over cos that's coming down in about ten minutes.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Fred...
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Who's Reginald Armitage?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Who's been round?- The police.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Don't worry, they're long gone now. But they said they're coming back.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Bet, I've picked up all kinds of names over time.- What for?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41You want to pay tax? On the tuppenny-ha'penny we got?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43They said the military are looking for you and all.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46They ain't going to find me, yeah? They don't care about me.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48They said you use all these different names.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Do you even tell people that you're married?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Not if there's a few quid in it, no.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54What's the matter with you, girl?
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Where did you get that ham?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59The chief rabbi, he didn't have no use for it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Fred, are you at it? - Yes, I'm at it, Bet.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Everyone's at it.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06You've got to forage to get what you can.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I'll always do that for you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11You're not going to want for nothing and neither is little'un.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13On me life.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Fred, I worry.- And I don't.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22And I never will.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- What if you get put away? - I ain't going away.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I ain't going away, you know!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38You're making me look a right nonce stood here.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Well, go away then!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Come on, everyone, join in!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Again. Fuck's sake.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Grab your drawers, girls, I'm coming in.- Fred.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Girls aren't bothered, are you?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53No, you paid for the hall, Fred, you can go where you like.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Exactly.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56And you, love.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Now, then, let's get this sorted out, Betty Lockwood.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- I ain't 17 no more. - No, but you're acting like it.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Oh, I don't know why it's hit me so hard today, Fred.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I've tried to control it but...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14..I just can't see a future.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17And when was it any different? In 1949?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Well, I was just a girl then. You could have told me anything.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Yeah? Well, here's something I didn't tell you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25TOILET FLUSHES
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Wish I didn't have to go.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Would've liked to have heard the end of this.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Here's something I didn't tell you.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Getting you up the spout was the best day's work I ever did.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41In my mind, that was a miracle.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- And all the people... - Stop, stop, stop talking, Fred.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45What?
0:20:45 > 0:20:49I'm still trying to work out if you just said something nice.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Go out there and have a look around at all them couples.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Did any of them have an harder start than what we did?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Do you think half of them would still be together today like we are?
0:20:58 > 0:21:02You stuck by me, Bet, and I've never, ever forgotten that.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06And you acting like this is frightening the life out of me.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10If I hadn't met you, girl, if you hadn't had got pregnant,
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I'd be doing 20 years now
0:21:12 > 0:21:16or I'd be dead at the bottom of the Thames. And that's a fact.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20You've never said any of this before, Fred.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24I'm three parts pissed but I mean every single word I say.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I know I ain't easy.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I know there are many women who wouldn't even put up with me.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32You shouldn't have to put up with your husband.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Of course you do. Everyone does, in different ways.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39And what about me, Fred?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Do you have to put up with me?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49You know, when I first started walking out with you,
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I thought, "She's too good for me."
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- SHE SNORTS No, you never.- I did.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I thought there's not a chance she'll stick with me.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59That first night when we went in the Needle And Gun...
0:22:00 > 0:22:04..I asked all my mates to be there and they didn't know why.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08But as soon as I walked in with you on my arm, they got it.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11But you could have had any girl you wanted.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I know. And?
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Blimey, Fred...
0:22:19 > 0:22:22You're going to be telling me you love me next.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24I do. I love you.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Well, I could have done with a more romantic setting, but I'll take it.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Well, that's our marriage, Bet.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Frederick Joseph Baker.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I have taken into account your age
0:22:41 > 0:22:44and the fact that you are recently married and expecting a child.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49However, I am satisfied you have systematically received goods
0:22:49 > 0:22:53you knew to be stolen and enthusiastically sold them on
0:22:53 > 0:22:55for maximum profit.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Therefore, I think a custodial sentence is in order.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03You will go to prison for one year.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Fucking hell! And I thought we'd had you straightened.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07CROWD LAUGHS
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Silence in court.- All rise.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Don't worry, Bet.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24My God. What are you doing?
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Sorry, Bet, we have to retrieve any suspect material.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Look, I hate having to do this.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Then why are you doing it? This is my home.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34This... This ain't a home.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Look...
0:23:37 > 0:23:40..your old man, I know his type.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41He's got his head in the clouds.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43He don't know what's going to happen next.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Can you tell him to stop?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47I never really got over you, you know that?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Are you sure you want to stay here? - What do you mean?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Plenty of room at my mum's. It's just me and her on our own.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56You're welcome to stay there till you get back on your feet.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58What, with a baby?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Baby and all.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04It's always about tomorrow with blokes like Fred.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Sorry.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Tomorrow will do for me, Tom.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19We can't go yet. Mum and Dad, where's me mum and dad?
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Oh, here they are.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Hold on, hold on. You don't even know where you're going.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Course we do, Jaywick Sands.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Forget about Jaywick Sands. - You're off to London Airport.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31You're on the midnight flight to Majorca.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33You're going for a fortnight.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35You're joking!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Honeymoon suite, the lot. All paid for.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Aww, thanks. - Driver's got your passports.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Thanks, Fred.- You're all right, mate, have a good time.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- Look after her, won't you? - I will do.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:24:50 > 0:24:52See you later.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- ALL SING:- # Oh, this year I'm off to sunny Spain
0:24:57 > 0:25:00# Y viva Espana
0:25:05 > 0:25:08# Y viva Espana. #
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Did this have anything to do with Joey Churcher?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Why else would I have that horrible ponce at the wedding?
0:25:15 > 0:25:19I do hope it's not going to be fully booked - I do remember the caravan.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24Ah, Bet, this one's silver service, first class all the way.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26And how have you paid for it?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Car's gone. Looks like we're walking home.- Fred.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32And I might have to borrow your watch in future.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh, not your dad's fob watch.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- That's the one thing you said you'd never part with.- Yeah.
0:25:37 > 0:25:42Well, if I can part with me daughter, I can part with a watch.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Did you see her face?- Yeah.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49You're full of surprises today, ain't you?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, yeah.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Yes, I am. Shut up, everyone. Shut up. Shut up.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59Whoa, whoa, whoa. Right, ready, look up at the skies.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Look at this.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- Wally!- All right, Spud. - When you're ready, go for it!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- ALL:- Ahh!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Yeah. - FRED LAUGHS
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Well, that's it, I'm not fucking made of money. That's it.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- That's your lot. - ALL CHEER
0:26:20 > 0:26:22KNOCK ON DOOR
0:26:22 > 0:26:26What now? I've got nothing left.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Who are you?- This is for you.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36And this lot. Where do you want it?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Oh, anywhere.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Where's all this come from?
0:26:42 > 0:26:46He said to say it's from Vic Damone.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48DANNY: A proper couple my mum and dad.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Married for 25 years now.
0:26:50 > 0:26:5125 years!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Dad still never worries about a thing.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57And Mum, well, she tries her best to keep up.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Do you want to find somewhere?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10What? Like, do you mean...?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12It's a wedding night, ain't it?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Yeah.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Hey, this will do.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Hello? Who's that?- Danny.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Dad? It's me, Danny.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37What do you want?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40I...was just wondering where Mum is.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Yeah? Well, she's in here with me.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- Is she?- Yeah.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47She can't come out.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49She's helping me look for something.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55# But I will ignore the best of me
0:27:56 > 0:28:01# For the future of what used to be
0:28:02 > 0:28:06# Cos I'm willing for the best of me
0:28:07 > 0:28:12# With a picture of what used to be
0:28:13 > 0:28:17# And I will live all the best of me
0:28:18 > 0:28:22# With a picture of what used to be. #