0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08So, Nina, to sum up, just because I like conservation,
0:00:08 > 0:00:09it does not mean I'm a Conservative.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Wow, Ken, that was, er, thorough.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Nina is going to be really, really impressed.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Funny enough on the last question?
0:00:16 > 0:00:19God, yeah. Yeah.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Ask me another one. - Oh, Ken, I think you're all set.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Come on, Lorna! If I'm going to ace this interview
0:00:25 > 0:00:26I need to be across all the issues.
0:00:26 > 0:00:32- Oh, God. Er... - Oh, I get it, you're bored.
0:00:32 > 0:00:38Ken, no. No, you make local politics...sing.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39And that is why you are going to make
0:00:39 > 0:00:42a phenomenal Lib Dem local councillor.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Ken's going to be a politician.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47You know, I've always taken an interest.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48That's funny, cos every time
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I bring it up to you, you kind of just glaze over.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Oh, by the way, I borrowed some of your suit pants.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Oh no.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yeah, kind of had a laundry crisis. And, Ken,
0:00:58 > 0:01:01in the interest of full disclosure, I am full-on commando under these.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05I tell you what, Cuckoo, why don't you take over here?
0:01:05 > 0:01:06What are you doing?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10It'll be good for you to perform to a young and informed audience.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Full marks from me though, bye.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15OK.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24What's your take on parking policy?
0:01:30 > 0:01:35Well, Nina, if you'll pardon my French,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I think it's a ruddy shambles.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Just the other day I saw a statistic, I think it was 45% of cars
0:01:42 > 0:01:45stop for five minutes or less in the high street...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47OK, Ken, can I just stop you there?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I don't mean to sound too harsh, but that was fucking dog shit.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52You didn't connect in any way.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you need to cancel your meeting.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57You're not ready.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Right. I think the news is on.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01No, no, no! Don't you dare! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- What is your name? - Get out of my way, Cuckoo.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05What is your name?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06My name is Ken.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Ken what? Ken Banana, is it Ken Banana?- Ken Thompson.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Ah! Ken Thompson, correct. Do you, Ken Thompson, love Litchfield?
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Well, I suppose, I...
0:02:15 > 0:02:18It's a simple question! Do you love this town?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Yes or no? Yes or no?- Yes!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Aha! You see that. You just got my vote.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Leadership is so simple, Ken.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30All you have to do is be open to people, love, never judge
0:02:30 > 0:02:34and if you do all that, people may finally respond to you.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Am I being too preachy? I am, right? I'm being too preachy.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Mum. I might be being paranoid, but I sometimes worry that Cuckoo
0:02:44 > 0:02:45and dad don't get on.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47What? No.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50You know, they never spend any quality time together.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55Well, the thing about your dad is, Rach, he can be very shy.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Sometimes he just needs a little pushing.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Mum, are you scheming?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Are you coming to the party on Saturday? Did she invite you?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Um, yeah?- She didn't.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12OK, you can come with me as long as you get pills.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Brilliant! Pills?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, well, I'd do it myself, but my parents are watching me
0:03:17 > 0:03:18at the moment, so...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, no problem.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24It might be a bit hard because, er,
0:03:24 > 0:03:26my dealer got hit in a gangland shooting.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Who's your dealer?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30His name's Tony Montana. He lives in Stourbridge.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33He's Cuban. Very nice. But he's stubborn.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- I've got one. I'll text you his number.- Yeah, all right.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Sleazing on my girl? Not cool, Thompson.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Look, Neil, Zoe dumped you.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48She's my family friend,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51and I actually bagsied her when I was four.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53So, when you look at it like that, you're actually
0:03:53 > 0:03:56out of order for going out with her in the first place.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07BOYS: Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Nina! So good to see you.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Aw.- Long time no see.- Yeah!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18How have you been since...you know?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- We got back together.- No!- Yes! - That's great.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24We just realised that we loved each other
0:04:24 > 0:04:25and so now it's just him and me
0:04:25 > 0:04:27and our kid and our love kid, and it's a bit like,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30"Oh, why did we let everything get so complicated before?"
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Wow. That sounds absolutely crazy!
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Yeah.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Tell that to Rupert Murdoch.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh! I didn't know you were so funny.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well...yes.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46And intelligent and presentable, even rather dashing.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Stop it.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Although you should do something about the belly.- All right.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Anyway, it all looks very promising.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I mean, you should see some of the other candidates.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh really? Oh dear. Are they...?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02So, um, I shouldn't really say this,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05but the committee will go with my recommendations,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07and so I think you've pretty much got it in the bag.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Nina, thank you.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11So I'll follow through...
0:05:11 > 0:05:13PHONE RINGS
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Oh! Sorry, um, oh, one sec.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17No problem.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Get it in.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I'm sorry, Ken, I've got to go - some little thug at school's
0:05:35 > 0:05:37attacked my son Neil.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42Oh, Nina, that's awful. Kids these days. How old is Neil?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43He's 16.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I can so relate, my Dylan's 16
0:05:46 > 0:05:48and if someone did something like that to him...
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Mr Thompson...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Not now, Jefali.- It's just, the school just called.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Your son Dylan's been in a fight.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- He's what?- A fight!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03So, Dylan, we should hear your side of the story.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Yeah, no problem. Basically, Neil was being a massive twat.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Turns out he's not as hard as he makes out and I battered him.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Shut up, Dylan. - I did, Dad, I really whooped him!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Oh, God. - I handed him his arse on a plate.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Dylan, I am very disappointed in you.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18There is no excuse for fighting in school.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Although, we as parents must understand, these things do happen.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Boys fight, it's only natural.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27You think violence is natural?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30No, Nina, that's why I said it was unnatural.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32What is wrong with you, you little freak?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Neil started it.- Shut up, Dylan! You are grounded for...
0:06:36 > 0:06:37four years.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39But I go to uni in two years.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Not any more, you're that grounded.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Ken, that's a bit extreme.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46You're right. Dylan, I went too far. You're no longer grounded.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48But he should be punished.
0:06:48 > 0:06:54Yeah! And he will be. You, Dylan, are...
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Oh, I don't know. Grounded for a month?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Grounded for a month, buster.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Oh.- Suck on that.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Excellent. Right, um, well, I think we're all done here.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Ken. Thank you, Nina. - Thank you, James.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Nina? I'll walk you to the car.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Ken. This whole councillor thing, we would be
0:07:13 > 0:07:17working very closely together and this does make it awkward.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19It's not awkward!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Come on, Nina, this will just be a story
0:07:21 > 0:07:24we tell about how one of our sons kicked and punched the other,
0:07:24 > 0:07:27and we all laughed about it afterwards.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Perhaps I was a bit hasty in offering you the position outright.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Come on Neil, come on.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Um...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Am I seriously grounded?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41No, we're not American.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46PHONE RINGS
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Answer it, Dylan. - Nah. Can't be bothered.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52I'll answer it.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Hello? Oh, hi, it's you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05Um, I can't, I can't talk right now so... Right, OK.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I heard that you were selling PlayStation games,
0:08:07 > 0:08:11and I'd quite like to get some urgently for Saturday night.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Not the expensive, arrogant PlayStation games,
0:08:16 > 0:08:20more the kind of fun, "Whoo, this music's great, loving everyone,"
0:08:20 > 0:08:22kind of PlayStation game.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27You with me? Brilliant, I'll get them tomorrow. Safe.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30He sells PlayStation games.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Oh, my back is killing me.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38I'll ask Steve to drop off some of those prescription painkillers for you.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Dylan told us what happened with Nina.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Well, what can you do, Lorna?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Fate gives with the one hand,
0:08:43 > 0:08:46and with the other hand pops his fingers into your backside,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49pulls your intestines out and douses them with acid.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oh!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oh, Kenneth Brannagh, I feel so horrible for you.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Just so tired of being right all the time.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01OK. Number one, I've asked you never to massage me.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Not true.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Number two. You weren't right, I aced the interview.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Hey, I'm not trying to be controversial here.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10But if you had taken my advice you wouldn't be suffering
0:09:10 > 0:09:12this abject humiliation.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14It was just bad luck, that's all.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Bad luck? Or bad judgment.- Oh.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I told you you weren't ready, and I was right.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Oh, get fucked.- Hey!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- Dad!- Ken!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Well!
0:09:25 > 0:09:31Look. Ken, please understand, I'm not trying to embarrass you.
0:09:31 > 0:09:37I'm embarrassed FOR you. Do you see the difference?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Yeah. Right, I'm going to read my book.
0:09:39 > 0:09:46Wait, Ken. Ken! Your negativity is causing you pain, Ken.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, love, there's no need to take it out on Cuckoo.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Well, I feel bad enough without his torrents of Karmic drivel.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59You've made Rachel paranoid that the two of you don't get on.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Oh, wow, mad, I'm worried about her.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07All right, I shouldn't have snapped but... Just keep him
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- away from me for a couple of days, will you?- Yeah.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I've arranged a girls' night for me
0:10:14 > 0:10:17and Rach, to give you and Cuckoo time to bond.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18You've done what?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Rachel and I are going to Connie's.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23You and Cuckoo are going to have a lovely time together, just the two of you.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- And you're going to bond. And reassure your daughter.- Oh.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- What, is that your back again?- No.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Hey! Dad! I thought you went shopping.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Those Steve's painkillers? - What?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- The tablets in your hand. - There aren't any tablets in my hand.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Yes, there are! Open your hand.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Are those the pills that Steve dropped round?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- No.- Then what are they?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Oh, these, these are the pills that Steve dropped round for you.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Right. Thank you.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Where's Dad?- Hi, Rach.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Oh, is your back still bad? Have you taken the painkillers?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18You have to take them with food.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Lorna, watch, watch! Don't step on me!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I am not going to step on you!
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Ow! Lorna.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27It was an accident. Honestly, he is such a grumpy pants.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I'm entitled to be grumpy,
0:11:29 > 0:11:31the forces of destiny are amassed against me.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Aw. Well, Cuckoo will cheer you up.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- He's got sick plans for you two tonight.- He must shelve them.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Dad. Please just try and make an effort.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43How do you put up with him?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I ask myself that every day.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Ow!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52See you later, love.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53- Bye, Dad.- Bye, bye.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Now, remember what I said.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I thought we could start by exploring your Mayan calendar.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- God, I hope they're getting on. - They'll have a great time.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15And we are going to let our hair down and listen to Madonna,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18and have a wild and crazy night.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Yeah.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Ready to party?
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Whoo! Girls' night. Just the girls having fun together.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Guess who came back from university today?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30What's up, Lorna?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's my Zeb! Isn't this a surprise, Rachel?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Hey, Rach.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Zeb.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Well, go on, Zeb, give Rachel a kiss hello,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41you haven't seen her for half a year.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Grown so tall, hasn't he, Rachel? Like a strong oak.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58KNOCKING
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- I'm reading!- I made dinner.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03I'll come and get mine later.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Ken. I just slaved away over this beautiful repast.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Now come enjoy it with me.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18How great is this? Right?
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Just the two of us, I mean, how often does this happen?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Not often, no.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26So let's get to know each other, Ken.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I mean, what were you like as a kid?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I bet you were really mischievous, right?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Not especially, no.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oh.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Well, finished. That was delicious,
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- thank you so much.- Wait, Ken, Ken.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42Come on, I mean, we're supposed to be bonding here.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Let's confide in each other, really expose ourselves.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Oh, I'd love to. Thing is, though, Cuckoo, my back's agony
0:13:48 > 0:13:50so I'll probably just go to my bedroom.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54You stay here and chill out, man. Relax.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58On your own. Oh!
0:14:05 > 0:14:06HE SIGHS
0:14:09 > 0:14:12MUSIC PLAYS: TRIBAL DRUMBEAT INTRO
0:14:15 > 0:14:19ELECTRO BEAT, ACOUSTIC GUITAR
0:14:27 > 0:14:29PSYCHEDELIC STRINGS
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# Shake
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# Shake
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Cuckoo.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Did you spike our meal?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I did not.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I promised Rach I'd stay away from all Class As
0:15:01 > 0:15:03until I got my permanent visa.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Well...
0:15:05 > 0:15:06I feel sort of high.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10You look kind of high, Ken. What did you take?
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Just the painkillers.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Oh, yeah.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20That's MDMA.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21No!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23It's good, too.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Good stuff?- Dutch.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Yeah, they've got these sweet labs at Hoogezand-Sappemeer.- Oh.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Whoo! Check out that aftertaste. Head is going!- Nice, yeah?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36And going. And going down smooth.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Oh, Ken, we are in for a big one.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'm just going to grab this second guy.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Oh, but Cuckoo, I haven't been high since Thatcher went out.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Must've been Dylan. Dylan!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Hmm. That's weird.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I feel no anger whatsoever.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Ken Bingsley, just relax,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57because we are about to go on a beautiful journey together
0:15:57 > 0:15:59and everything's going to be fine.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Promise me one thing, Cuckoo.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Whatever happens,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05we have to make sure we don't do anything stupid.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I can't make you that promise.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09And I don't care!
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Oh! Hello.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16And so...
0:16:16 > 0:16:17it begins!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I'm quite frightened!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Steve!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Lorna's out. Cuckoo's been giving me a lovely massage.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Here are those painkillers.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh, thanks!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Hey, it's Steve!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It's tiny little Steve!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Hey!- Are you having a good time?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47- Yeah!- Yeah.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Do you want a massage?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51No... I'm all right.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- You should.- I've got a judo class.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- He's got magic hands.- Ken... - I don't mind.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I feel like I've been a bit greedy.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- See you another time, Ken. - OK, bye, Steve.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Safe journey.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Great guy.- I like him.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09As I was saying to Zeb,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12when he finished with that last girlfriend of his...
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- What was she, Zeb? A model? - A lab assistant.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- You know, you might have thought she was "the one"...- I didn't.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22..but at this early age, you don't really know, do you?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Don't you think, Rachel?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I think you know if it's real love.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Come on, Rachel, have some more drink.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Didn't, er...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34you and Zeb snog once at a party?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Connie!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38We can talk about it here, can't we?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I mean we're all friends, just chatting and having chemistry.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Yeah, maybe when we were like, 14.
0:17:44 > 0:17:4615, babe. You were 15.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Lorna. I think this might be a really good time to take the dishes.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04MUSIC: "Geno" by Dexy's Midnight Runners
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Rrrat-ta-ta!- Rrrr!
0:18:18 > 0:18:19# Dah-dah-dah! #
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Holy shit, I love this band! Who is this?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28It's Dexy's Midnight Runners. They're actually reuniting this year.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Oh, my gosh, we should go, we should totally go!- What?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Come on, when was the last time you saw them?- About 20 years ago!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I haven't got any tickets.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Let's get them right now. Let's go on the internet and get them now.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- That is a brilliant idea.- Yeah.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Oh, my God! We're going to see the Dexys.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- I used to dress like them.- Cool.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I think I've still got the costume in the attic.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Oh! Tickets are £200.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Get them.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57And we should probably also buy a drum kit.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01We should definitely buy a drum kit.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10This was supposed to be a girls' night.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Zeb is basically a boy.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yes, but I thought,
0:19:15 > 0:19:18obviously, Cuckoo's not fitting in chez vous.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Maybe Zeb's the honey to lure her away from that dreadful hippy.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I don't want her lured away, I like Cuckoo.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27He owns a potato van.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29My Zeb's going to be a marine biologist.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Connie, she's married!- We'll see.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36She'll never be able to resist my Zeb.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39He's gorgeous.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43CUCKOO YELLS, CHEERS
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Go round it again! - Again? We've got to pick Dylan up.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48No, again and again and again!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51BOTH: And again and again and again and again!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Woo-hooooo!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- OK, let's go in.- I don't...
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I don't know, Cuckoo.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06It's just this little voice at the back of my head is saying
0:20:06 > 0:20:10you know, like, well, they're 16,
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'm 45, and...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Well, I'm high on drugs
0:20:14 > 0:20:16and maybe this isn't a good idea.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Ignore that, ignore that.- Yeah?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Ken, you work so hard.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- You deserve this.- Oh, yeah.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I do deserve this, don't I?
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Yeah!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Has anyone ever told you you're really tall, Ken?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Yeah, sometimes.- You are.- Yeah!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37MUSIC: "Starships" by Nicki Minaj
0:20:37 > 0:20:40# Starships were meant to fly
0:20:40 > 0:20:43# Hands up and touch the sky
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I'm still not feeling anything.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Er, the dealer said they were made to look like Neurofen
0:20:49 > 0:20:51to avoid detection.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52It's definitely coming.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I'm really feeling the music.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59I have this really strong urge to touch people.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02- Neil?- On your own, Dylan.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I believe to make things square,
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I'm going to have to give you a massive kick in the nads. Lads,
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- hold him.- Neil, don't do this. Not my nads, Neil! Please not my nads!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- What you going to do? Call your daddy?- Party! Let's do this!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17We're here!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Ah! Dylan!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Yeah!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Zoe! It's you.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Yeah!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Is your dad high?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Oh, right, yeah, he's mashed.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Hey. This is a nice place. Whose is it?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36It's Lauren's mum's and dad's.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38You're right.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I think I came here for a dinner party once.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44We had COUSCOUS!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Ken. It's all on!- Yeah?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50It's here! Here, here, here!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Whoa! Party! Woo!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Come on, my people! - We are your new DJs.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03We're about to rock this party right off!
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Thank you, DJ Ken,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06and we're going to play you a sick tune
0:22:06 > 0:22:10that's going to make all you bros and all you teenage hos
0:22:10 > 0:22:12just lose your shit on the floor.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Check it!
0:22:16 > 0:22:21MUSIC: "Seven Days Too Long" by Dexy's Midnight Runners
0:22:21 > 0:22:25# The first time I called you, girl They said you weren't at home
0:22:25 > 0:22:28# And the second time I telephoned
0:22:28 > 0:22:31# They all told me to leave you alone... #
0:22:31 > 0:22:33CHEERING
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# We had a lovers' quarrel
0:22:36 > 0:22:39# Like all lovers do
0:22:39 > 0:22:41# I wanted to make up
0:22:41 > 0:22:44# It's only left to you now
0:22:44 > 0:22:49# Cos seven days is too long without you, baby
0:22:49 > 0:22:51# Come on back to me
0:22:51 > 0:22:56# Seven days is too long without you, baby
0:22:56 > 0:22:58# Come on back to me
0:22:58 > 0:23:00# I refuse to break up
0:23:00 > 0:23:04# But I'm too weak to fight
0:23:04 > 0:23:06# And our love is too strong... #
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Mum said you got married?
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Yeah.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12You disappoint me, Rachel.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I could never agree to letting anyone tie me down.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Well, I wouldn't worry about it. Has anyone ever wanted to?
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Touche!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25You know, our parents kind of always wanted US to get married.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Maybe's there's something in it.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Maybe. Except for the fact you're a total dick.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33No.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I HAVE a total dick.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Ow!
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Bet you wish your husband was hot like me,
0:23:47 > 0:23:51bet you wish your husband was a freak like me.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Oh! Don't you?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57(Don't you?)
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Mum? We're leaving!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02MUSIC: "Bonkers" by Dizzee Rascal
0:24:02 > 0:24:04# Everything in my life ain't what it seems
0:24:04 > 0:24:07# I wake up just to go back to sleep Act shallow but I'm in too deep
0:24:07 > 0:24:11# Only care about sex and violence Heavy bass line is my kind of silence
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# Everyone says I've got to get a grip but sanity gave me the slip
0:24:14 > 0:24:16# Bonkers
0:24:16 > 0:24:18# Some people think I'm bonkers... #
0:24:18 > 0:24:20He's hurt! Turn off the music!
0:24:21 > 0:24:22MUSIC STOPS
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Kenderston?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yeah!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32He's alive!
0:24:33 > 0:24:37# Some people think I'm bonkers... #
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- ALL:- DJ Ken! DJ Ken!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43And that was my first time,
0:24:43 > 0:24:45under the skies of Djibouti.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Afterwards, we pulled up our grass skirts and went our separate ways.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I to my colony,
0:24:52 > 0:24:54her, her hotel.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Him...
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Zimbabwe, and his presidential duties.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02I love Lorna.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07I'm going to text her, and tell her she's my one and only.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08And I want another baby.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Hmm. Smart.- Yeah.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Cuckoo, promise me,
0:25:13 > 0:25:14when we're sober,
0:25:14 > 0:25:17you and I will still be best friends.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Ken. I promise
0:25:18 > 0:25:23and I also promise that we will get messed up like this every Saturday.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25You are on.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Smile,
0:25:30 > 0:25:33and the world smiles with you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Nina!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42You're ready, Ken.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Go to her.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52He's going to be great.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Nina!
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Ken...
0:25:55 > 0:25:56No, no!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Don't get in the car! No.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- I'm getting in!- No! No...
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Listen, I'm just picking Neil up. I'd prefer to wait alone, thanks.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I'll wait with you. We can talk.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- No, Ken. We have nothing to talk about.- We do!
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Nina, listen,
0:26:14 > 0:26:16I love the Lib Dems
0:26:16 > 0:26:19and I love Lichfield, and I love the council.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22And I...love...you.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26There. I've said it.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Well, Ken, that's all very well...
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Nina!
0:26:30 > 0:26:34There are all these forces in the world, trying to divide us,
0:26:34 > 0:26:37trying to convince us that we're not the same.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Are we going to let them? No! Why?
0:26:40 > 0:26:41WHY?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Because we...
0:26:44 > 0:26:48..are the Liberal Democrats.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Well, you know, Ken, that's really heartfelt.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Look, maybe I might have overreacted. So...
0:27:00 > 0:27:01- Oh!- Oh...
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Oh, it's all right.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06I've got a tissue.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Oh! Oh...
0:27:10 > 0:27:13I am so sorry, love.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I had no idea what Connie was planning.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Mum, nobody takes me and Cuckoo seriously.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Nonsense! I do.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Your dad does.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Dad doesn't even like him.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Never spends any time with him and he always avoids talking to him.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30That is not true.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32It's not.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34We're back!
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Oh, Rachel!
0:27:36 > 0:27:40You have married the best man in the whole universe, do you hear me?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42The best man in the whole universe.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Thanks, Dad!
0:27:46 > 0:27:47I got your text message.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Though it is no to the extra baby, Ken.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Oh. I don't know what you're talking about.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Oh. Is that blood?
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Yes.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59My name's Ken.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01- Lorn.- Yeah?
0:28:01 > 0:28:03I was sick all over Nina Morgan.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Right. That's pretty bad, isn't it?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09No, she was fine with it.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12I gave her a big hug and she said it was fine,
0:28:12 > 0:28:15and I should carry on with my evening. It's fine!
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Yeah!
0:28:23 > 0:28:25It's fine!
0:28:25 > 0:28:26It's fine.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29It's fine!
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Oh, bollocks.
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