0:00:04 > 0:00:07My favourite episode is Branded,
0:00:07 > 0:00:11and it features dear old Private Godfrey,
0:00:11 > 0:00:13played by Arnold Ridley.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14You want to speak to me, Sir?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Yes, I did, Godfrey. Sit down, will you? Thank you.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Private Godfrey lives with his two sisters,
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Dolly and Cissy,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24in a little cottage, Rosebud Cottage.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28It's very twee, just on the outsides of Walmington-on-Sea.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Oh, come in, sir, come in. What are you doing here, Godfrey?
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I thought you were out with the platoon at Eastgate.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34It's my night at the clinic, sir.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Well, get your rifle and helmet. The invasion's on.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Now, he looked after the platoon, He made the tea,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43and he repaired their uniforms when it was necessary.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44And here's your coffee...
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, thank you.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Ah, it's the wrong one, Godfrey!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Oh!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52The other one's wrong, too!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Ah. Ah!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Life was very tranquil,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59until one day, a bombshell hit it.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01He told Captain Mainwaring...
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I was a conscientious objector.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Oh, I see.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05You were what?!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09A conscientious objector.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12A conchie...?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Captain Mainwaring went mad.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Get out!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Sir, don't you, er...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Don't you think, Sir, you're being a little bit harsh?
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Harsh?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Harsh, Wilson? Yes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29The fact we've been harbouring a damned conchie in our midst?
0:01:29 > 0:01:35And so they all give their opinions and ostracise poor old Godfrey.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Suddenly there's an awfy queer smell round here.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Come on, boys, it's time we were getting back on patrol.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46When we told Arnold that we'd written a part especially for him
0:01:46 > 0:01:49he was absolutely delighted, and when he read the script, he said,
0:01:49 > 0:01:54"Jimmy, even if he just says quite simple things,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57"it's good to mention 'conchies', as they were called,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59"because they went through hell, a lot of them,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02"and a lot of them had high principles.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06"And, er, I'm very honoured to play it."
0:02:06 > 0:02:08By a strange coincidence,
0:02:08 > 0:02:13John Laurie and Arnold Ridley had both served in the First World War.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16And both served in the Battle of the Somme,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19that terrible, terrible carnage.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21And 20,000 British soldiers were killed
0:02:21 > 0:02:24in the first day of the battle.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Now, John Laurie managed to come through it OK,
0:02:27 > 0:02:31but Arnold Ridley was dreadfully badly wounded, three times.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Jones has got a bout of malaria.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Have we got anything we can give him?
0:02:34 > 0:02:39I don't know. Oh, yes, I've got aspirins, bicarbonate of soda,
0:02:39 > 0:02:40yes, and some ointment for wasp stings.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Wasp stings?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46This is a fighting unit, not a Girl Guides' outing!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48What would you do if one of us was wounded?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50We all knew about the war.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54I think perhaps, maybe I'm wrong, that's what gives Dad's Army,
0:02:54 > 0:02:59as Clint Eastwood says in Pale Rider,
0:02:59 > 0:03:00gives it that little bit of edge.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Anyhow, watch the show. You'll like it.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08It turns out happily, so don't worry, but it's quite serious
0:03:08 > 0:03:11and, in the end, dear Private Godfrey
0:03:11 > 0:03:15is proved to have more courage than all the rest of them put together.
0:03:18 > 0:03:27# Who do you think You are kidding, Mr Hitler, If you think we're on the run?
0:03:27 > 0:03:33# We are the boys Who will stop your little game,
0:03:33 > 0:03:38# We are the boys Who will make you think again.
0:03:38 > 0:03:44# cos who do you think You are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# If you think old England's done?
0:03:47 > 0:03:52# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21,
0:03:52 > 0:03:57# But he comes home each evening And he's ready with his gun.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02# So who do you think You are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:04:02 > 0:04:08# If you think old England's done? #
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Now, tonight, Captain Mainwaring is going to be a little late,
0:04:14 > 0:04:21so he's asked me to take the training programme. Can we have a smoke?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I'd rather you didn't. All right.
0:04:25 > 0:04:31We're going to do some stalking: how to creep up on an enemy sentry.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Taffy's the biggest "creeper" here!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Settle down.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I am an expert stalker.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44I was one of the finest stalkers in the Highlands!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47^ And a chatterbox in the Lowlands(!)
0:04:47 > 0:04:50We want someone to creep up ON.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I'd like to volunteer to be crept up on.
0:04:54 > 0:05:01No, you always volunteer. We need someone else to be the enemy sentry.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'd like to be the enemy...
0:05:03 > 0:05:09We must give the others a chance. Godfrey, you be the enemy sentry.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12You need something to sit on...
0:05:12 > 0:05:17I volunteer to be sat on... Jones!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Get the chair from the office.
0:05:19 > 0:05:25Frazer, you seem to know about this. Could you put us in the picture?
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Aye, sir. PAY ATTENTION, EVERYBODY.
0:05:30 > 0:05:38Now, you approach your quarry from behind, and you always keep downwind of him.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Why? So he doesnae get your scent.
0:05:42 > 0:05:49Humans can't smell humans! You're not standing where I am! You can't talk to me like that!
0:05:49 > 0:05:55PAY ATTENTION!! Now, I'll give you a demonstration.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Stand back.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I'm creeping up on the sentry.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07Now, I'm picking my feet up and putting them doon very carefully.
0:06:07 > 0:06:13It's most important that you watch where you're putting your feet.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Especially in a field of cows. Walker, please!
0:06:18 > 0:06:27You might step on a dry twig - SNAP! - and the enemy sentry would be at yer throat!
0:06:27 > 0:06:35Aaargh! Have you gone mad!? So always remember to watch where you put yer feet.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Ah, thank you, Godfrey. Put it down.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Now, will somebody blindfold him?
0:06:44 > 0:06:52I volunteer to blindfold him, sir! There's no need to get so fussed. But you keep leaving me out!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Oh, just do it and then spin him round.
0:06:57 > 0:07:03This reminds me of playing Putting the Tail on the Donkey as a child.
0:07:03 > 0:07:10That was a good game. They don't play games like that any more.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13And Postman's Knock and Sardines.
0:07:13 > 0:07:19I didn't like Sardines. He didn't like Sardines. All right!
0:07:19 > 0:07:26Now, spread out and creep up on Godfrey.
0:07:26 > 0:07:34Godfrey, if you hear anything, spin round, point your finger and pretend to shoot him. Try it.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Pop.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Was that all right? Not quite(!)
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Right, are you all ready?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01We've arrived, Mr Godfrey...
0:08:04 > 0:08:09Come on, Godfrey, come along! Oh, dear... I must have dropped off.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I've had a tiring day at the clinic.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I'm sure(!) I'LL be the sentry.
0:08:18 > 0:08:24I'll have the whistle... Just a minute! You'll strangle me!
0:08:24 > 0:08:32I'll blow for you. I'd be very grateful. I find that very difficult.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Right, everybody ready? Yes, sir.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40There we are, sir. Now, then, ready to go. Right...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Ready...
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Bang!
0:09:01 > 0:09:06All right, I know I'm dead. I thought you were the platoon, sir.
0:09:06 > 0:09:14I didn't realise I was so heavy-footed(!) Can I see you in the office? Sir.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Carry on, Jones. Sir. I'll take the chair this time!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24(Let's have a cup of tea. That's the best idea ye've had!)
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Everybody ready? Right, let's go.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Shut the door, Wilson, please. Sir.
0:09:49 > 0:09:56Read this letter. Yes, sir... It's addressed to YOU. Read it.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Why would Godfrey write to you...? You'll find out.
0:10:00 > 0:10:06"Dear sir, I regret that I must tender to you my resignation.
0:10:06 > 0:10:12"Owing to personal reasons, I can no longer remain a member of the platoon.
0:10:13 > 0:10:19"So I must ask you to accept my two weeks' notice as from now.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24"Your obedient servant, Charles Godfrey."
0:10:24 > 0:10:31Pity. We'll miss him. What do you mean, "Miss him"!? He can't just leave like that!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34But he's given you two weeks' notice.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38This is WAR, not Sainsbury's!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Get him in here to explain himself!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Let's see that rota...
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Monday: Number One section on patrol.
0:10:56 > 0:11:042250: Godfrey puts on kettle. 2258: Godfrey makes tea ready for return of patrol at 2300.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Tuesday: Number Three section on patrol at Novelty Rock Emporium.
0:11:09 > 0:11:142330: Godfrey arrives at Emporium. 2350: makes tea for patrol.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19No, I couldn't let HIM go. He's far too valuable.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30You wanted to see me, sir? Yes, Godfrey, sit down. Thank you.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Don't go, Wilson. I may need you.
0:11:33 > 0:11:40Godfrey, what's the meaning of this? I'm afraid it means I have to leave, sir.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45You feel too old for active service?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48No, not really. What, then?
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Well, the other morning I got up as usual to make early morning tea.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Till recently, we've had a very good tea from the Army and Navy Stores,
0:12:01 > 0:12:04but now we put up with anything.
0:12:04 > 0:12:11I quite agree. Some of the stuff we've been getting is terrible...
0:12:11 > 0:12:18Do you mind!? What has this got to do with your leaving?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Where was I? About to make the tea.
0:12:24 > 0:12:31Oh, yes. I went to the larder and I saw something which made me realise I couldn't carry on.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34What on earth was that? A mouse.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36A mouse!?
0:12:36 > 0:12:45Yes. It had fallen into this pudding basin and was running round and round, trying to get out.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52I knew I ought to kill it, because we've been infested by mice,
0:12:52 > 0:12:58but when I got hold of it I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
0:12:58 > 0:13:04What DID you do? I took it to the garden and let it go.
0:13:04 > 0:13:12Godfrey, I'm still not clear what this has to do with your leaving the platoon.
0:13:12 > 0:13:20If I can't kill a mouse, how could I kill a German? So why did you join the Home Guard?
0:13:20 > 0:13:29I thought it would be different from the last time. But we need every man we can get.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34What do you mean, "Different from last time"?
0:13:34 > 0:13:40I was a conscientious objector during the last war. I see... WHAT!?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43A conscientious objector.
0:13:43 > 0:13:51A conchie...!? You mean... you didn't want to fight...!? Not really, sir.
0:13:51 > 0:13:57Well...I can't believe this, Godfrey, I just can't believe it!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I think...you'd better go home.
0:14:02 > 0:14:08You don't want me to do anything more for you tonight? No, just go!
0:14:10 > 0:14:18I'm sorry about this, Captain. I can only hope that my service has given every satisfaction.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21(Get out!)
0:14:22 > 0:14:30Don't you think you're being a little harsh, sir? "Harsh," Wilson!? Yes...
0:14:30 > 0:14:37We've a damn conchie in our midst! A man must follow his own inclinations.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Where would the country be if we ALL felt like that!?
0:14:42 > 0:14:49Suppose you visited Mrs Pike and you found a Nazi stormtrooper forcing his attentions on her.
0:14:49 > 0:14:56How would you feel? Really, sir! That strikes home, doesn't it?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Rather an old-fashioned argument.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03So I'm old-fashioned! I can't stand cranks!
0:15:03 > 0:15:11Imagine, a man not wanting to fight! It isn't normal! So what are you going to do, sir?
0:15:11 > 0:15:17I WANT to give him the Rogues' March! Rogues' March...?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19They used to do it in the Army.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24They paraded cowards in front of the men,
0:15:24 > 0:15:30tore off their epaulettes, broke their sword in half... Oooh!
0:15:31 > 0:15:35But Godfrey's wearing a denim suit.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38All right! Get the men on parade.
0:15:38 > 0:15:46What will you tell them? The truth! I can tear his epaulettes off verbally, if not physically!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49# I'm nobody's baby... #
0:15:49 > 0:15:56What's the big mystery, Jonesy? All I know is that Mr Mainwaring said to come on parade.
0:15:56 > 0:16:02I think he's got a special announcement... Where's Godfrey?
0:16:02 > 0:16:08He went home half an hour ago. I think he had tears in his eyes.
0:16:08 > 0:16:15Oh, if I was Mainwaring, I'd give him something to cry about!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Right... Platoon, ATTEN'SHUN!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28At ease.
0:16:32 > 0:16:38In the 14 months that we've been together...
0:16:53 > 0:16:59In these 14 months, we've put up with many trials and tribulations...
0:17:01 > 0:17:07What is it!? Will you be long? I have something to say to the men!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15As I was saying...
0:17:20 > 0:17:25Many trials and tribulations... Why's he standing on a box?
0:17:25 > 0:17:32Well... Is that the only way he can get the men to look up to him(!)
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Sh! SH!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Yes, sh!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Long hours...
0:17:41 > 0:17:48Don't ssshhh me! I'm here to ask you about the Civil Defence exercise on Saturday!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51You'll have to wait. We'll see!
0:17:51 > 0:17:57..for the constant threat of invasion.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00We do it freely, seeking no reward.
0:18:04 > 0:18:11The only reward we may have could only come from some higher authority, up above...
0:18:28 > 0:18:33# There was a brave old Scotchman At the Battle of Waterloo.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38# The wind blew up his petticoats And showed his... #
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Have a nice patrol, Mr Frazer?
0:18:43 > 0:18:48The word is SCOTSman. Scotch is something you drink.
0:18:48 > 0:18:55I cannae understand why you English are so obsessed with what we wear under the kilt.
0:18:55 > 0:19:03Oh, it's chilly out tonight. I see you made the tea. There's a good boy.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06HOWLING WIND
0:19:09 > 0:19:15Good job you're not wearing your kilt, Taffy.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20You might feel a bit draughty round the old...
0:19:20 > 0:19:27Mention the word kilt again and your nose will feel draughty! Sorry I spoke!
0:19:27 > 0:19:33What IS this!? Don't you like it? It's not as good as Mr Godfrey's.
0:19:34 > 0:19:42Don't mention that name to me! To think we've had a conchie in our ranks all this time!
0:19:42 > 0:19:49What'll happen to him? Mr Mainwaring will keep him in the platoon till he finds a replacement.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Disgraceful!
0:19:51 > 0:19:56My mum says men should be men.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I heard her telling Uncle Arthur.
0:19:58 > 0:20:04I feel sorry for the old boy. What do you reckon, Jonesy?
0:20:04 > 0:20:11I've been a soldier all me life. I know nothing about conscientious objectors.
0:20:11 > 0:20:17I remember when I was on the North West Frontier... Frontier of where?
0:20:17 > 0:20:25Golders Green(!) The North West Frontier of India! We was surrounded by Pathans.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30Those black men with turbans? No, they're the same colour as you.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33They're green!? No...!
0:20:33 > 0:20:40Anyway, they got cruel faces and hawk-like noses and cruel little beady eyes.
0:20:40 > 0:20:46Like Taffy here. Yes, he is a bit like a Pathan.
0:20:46 > 0:20:52I'm a Scotsman born and bred! Maybe his old man had a bike(!)
0:20:52 > 0:20:57Anyway, we was surrounded by thousands of Pathans...
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Are they the ones who don't like it "up 'em"? Oh, shut up!
0:21:05 > 0:21:12Am I too late to make the tea? I didn't think you were coming. I've already made it.
0:21:12 > 0:21:20There's an awfy queer smell in here! Come on, boys, it's time to get back on patrol.
0:21:20 > 0:21:26Would anyone like some cake? Mr Jones? Yes, I...
0:21:30 > 0:21:33No, thanks, I'm not very hungry.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Thank you, Mr Godfrey.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Come on!
0:21:50 > 0:21:58# It's a blue world without you... #
0:22:02 > 0:22:07Not too many, Bill. You know what a fusspot Mainwaring is.
0:22:07 > 0:22:14I hope this smoke test isn't too much for them. I'll keep my eye on them.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19We don't want them looking like kippers(!) Here they come.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Platoon, halt! All right, fall out.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28We're ready for you. Thank you. Gather round.
0:22:30 > 0:22:35We're doing "rescuing an unconscious person from a burning building."
0:22:35 > 0:22:41Smoke's going through this pipe 'ere into the hut 'ere.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47Inside the hut are sacks filled with straw, representing bodies.
0:22:47 > 0:22:53Take the bodies out through the flap, up the ladder and over the wall.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57We'll suffocate in that smoke!
0:22:57 > 0:23:02Not if you do it properly. I'll show you. Right...
0:23:04 > 0:23:11- Let us pray! - You trying to be funny!? Walker!
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Get your nose flat on the floor...
0:23:15 > 0:23:23close your mouth, then hnrghh hmng grhrhnga, hmbngh arh hmngr hngimn angghmm.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Is that clear?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Do NOT take your nose off the floor.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34And you go along like this.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39He's been practising!
0:23:39 > 0:23:44Sir... Yes? What if your nose is longer than two inches?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48It is NOT longer than two inches!
0:23:48 > 0:23:53He doesn't mean YOUR nose. He means a sort of hypothetical nose.
0:23:53 > 0:24:00No, no, I didn't mean Mr Mainwaring's nose, no, no. No, no, I didn't...
0:24:00 > 0:24:05Mr Hodges, is the floor of the hut wood?
0:24:05 > 0:24:12Yes. Why? My mum would object if I got a splinter in my nose.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Damn sissy! Don't worry, lad.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19I'LL PUT A BLOODY CARPET DOWN!
0:24:19 > 0:24:25Warden, don't swear at my men! They'd make anyone swear!
0:24:25 > 0:24:33A lot of people would give their right arms just to go through a smoke-filled hut!
0:24:36 > 0:24:41My colleague here will count you off as you come through.
0:24:41 > 0:24:47If one of you don't appear, I shall quickly get you out.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Right, inside, men. Very nice(!)
0:24:51 > 0:24:57Don't forget, there's 17 to come through. Righto.
0:24:57 > 0:25:04I'll go first. I won't ask my men to do anything I can't do. Is that wise, sir? Wilson...!
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Just get the men ready. Right, sir.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Number one coming through. Right.
0:25:11 > 0:25:17Can I be the next one to go through, Sergeant? Yes, off you go, Jones.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20There you go.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I do apologise, sir.
0:25:39 > 0:25:44You've ruined all my counting! There's not enough smoke in there!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48CANCEL THE FIRST ONE, BILL!
0:25:48 > 0:25:53CORPORAL! SIR? Start taking the men through.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Sir!
0:25:55 > 0:26:03You'll asphyxiate them, you maniac! If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. OH!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Right, Mr Hodges. Right, come on, then.
0:26:10 > 0:26:15Come on, quickly! That's it. Off you go.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18That's it. What have we here?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34What's your game!?
0:26:38 > 0:26:43Why are you going back!? I forgot me little straw man.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Come back 'ere! Just a minute!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Oooohhh!!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Never tangle with an old butcher!
0:26:51 > 0:26:58OHH...! What are you playing at!? I've got a splinter on my nose!
0:26:58 > 0:27:02ARGUING
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Come on!
0:27:04 > 0:27:11'Ere, there's much more smoke in there than usual.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15It's that maniac Mainwaring!
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Hurry up! Do me a favour - clear off!
0:27:19 > 0:27:26Through you go, Pike. You next, Walker - no smoking in there!
0:27:31 > 0:27:36You're not getting out of this one, Godfrey. I'm not trying to, sir.
0:27:36 > 0:27:43Remember, I'm right behind you. None of your damn conchie tricks!
0:27:43 > 0:27:49It's the one with the scarf! Where to now? Over the ladder.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Come on, you, come on!
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Only two more? That's right.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06You go and I'll stop 'ere. Right.
0:28:06 > 0:28:11What have we got here, then? It looks like Ben Gunn!
0:28:11 > 0:28:18All right? Where's Captain Mainwaring? Just behind me.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22I'll go over the wall and you wait here for him.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Are you all right, Captain...?
0:28:43 > 0:28:48Mr Hodges, Captain Mainwaring hasn't come through yet!
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Mr Hodges!
0:28:59 > 0:29:02All right, Captain, I'm coming.
0:29:03 > 0:29:07# Faithful forever... #
0:29:08 > 0:29:15He'll be fine in a day or two, Miss Godfrey. See that he gets plenty of rest.
0:29:15 > 0:29:23Yes, thank you, Doctor. Can Mr Mainwaring come in now? Yes, of course. Goodbye.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Goodbye, Doctor. Goodbye.
0:29:26 > 0:29:30He'll see you now, Captain. Thank you.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Feeling better?
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Much better.
0:29:47 > 0:29:52Some nice strengthening sweetbreads for you. Thank you.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55^ I brought ye a bottle o' whisky.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59^ And some tea.
0:29:59 > 0:30:03Army and Navy? No, from a mate in the RAF.
0:30:05 > 0:30:10Aren't you going to thank him for saving your life? Of course I am!
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Give the officer some room. Back...
0:30:16 > 0:30:23I may have said some harsh things, but deep down we're all very...
0:30:24 > 0:30:29What's that photograph of you in uniform? That was the last war.
0:30:29 > 0:30:35Wait a minute...you're wearing the Military Medal! That's right.
0:30:35 > 0:30:42But you said you were a damn... a conscientious objector! I was. So how could you win the MM!?
0:30:42 > 0:30:47He volunteered for the Medical Corps.
0:30:47 > 0:30:53At the Somme, he went out under heavy fire and saved several lives.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57It wasn't that heavy...
0:30:57 > 0:31:04I'm sure we're very sorry to have sat upon you in very strong judgment, Mr Godfrey.
0:31:04 > 0:31:09Speaking for mysel', I never doubted ye for a single minute.
0:31:09 > 0:31:15He could be OUR medical orderly. What a good idea. Thank you.
0:31:15 > 0:31:24From now on you are appointed medical orderly to the platoon. Thank you very much.
0:31:24 > 0:31:30We mustn't tire him any more. Don't do anything I wouldn't!
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Nice of you to come.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36FOND FAREWELLS
0:31:40 > 0:31:46There's one thing I still don't understand. Oh, what's that?
0:31:46 > 0:31:51Why do you never wear your medals? Oh, they seemed rather ostentatious.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Ostentatious!?
0:31:53 > 0:32:01If I'd won the MM, I'd have worn it for the whole world to see.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Yes, but you LOOK like a hero.
0:32:04 > 0:32:09You can't always go by appearances. No...
0:32:57 > 0:33:03Subtitles by Chas Donaldson BBC Scotland 1992
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Three seasons of extreme survival for the animals of Yellowstone.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Starts with The Wildest Winter...