0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We are the boys who will make you think again
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town On the 8:21
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening And he's ready with his gun
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If you think old England's done? #
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Oh, good morning, Mr Jones. - Good morning, Frank.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- How's Mr Mainwaring this morning? - A bit tired, I think.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Are these night patrols getting him down?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14They're getting my mum down!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17She's fed up with me and Uncle Arthur coming in at all hours.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20None of us are getting enough sleep these days.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23With the war on, we all have to get used to going a bit short.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26That's what Uncle Arthur told my mum, Mr Jones.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Is this your wages cheque for the week?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Yes, it's a bit bigger this week. That's £2/12/6
0:01:32 > 0:01:3530 shillings for Miss Mortimer at the cash desk
0:01:35 > 0:01:39and 22/6 for the boy, Raymond.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- He used to get a pound, but I've given him a rise this week.- I see.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48If you want good staff, you've got to pay them properly.
0:01:48 > 0:01:55Yes. There's two £1 notes, a ten shilling note and a half crown.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I'll put it in the carrier bag.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01If people hear I'm carrying wages, I might get knocked on the head!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Hello, Jonesie! Drawing out the wages?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Shh! Not so loud!
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Hello, Spikey!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Morning, Mr Walker. Paying in again? That's three times this week.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20I can't keep it all under the mattress - it gets so lumpy.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25- There's something funny about this £5 note.- You mean it's a dud?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- I'd better show it to Mr Mainwaring. - All right.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Tell you what, I'll look after the shop, see nobody nicks nothing.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Are you paying in or taking out?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43'Ere, d'ya want any clothing coupons?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- A bob a piece?- No, thank you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- I'll do a special price. Ten bob a dozen?- No, thank you!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Petrol coupons?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- I haven't got a car. - Ah, I can help you there...
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Look here, Walker, this £5 note is a forgery!
0:03:04 > 0:03:10What's all this Walker bit? I'm not on parade now. I'm a customer!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13All right, Pike. I'll deal with this. Come along to the next...
0:03:16 > 0:03:19The point is, I cannot accept this note, Mr Walker.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20You mean it's a fake?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21And a very obvious one!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Only a fool would be taken in by it. Who gave you it?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- You did.- Well, didn't you...? - I- did!? When?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Last week. Don't you remember? I got you three bottles of whisky.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37All right, I'll give you five ones.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42You ought to take more care of your money, Mr Mainwaring.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Here you are.- Ta.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Can you get me some razor blades? - They're scarce, but ten bob a dozen.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50That's a bit steep!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I told you, they're scarce.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Give me the money and I'll bring them tonight.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Got any change? - No, I haven't got ten bob.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Wait a minute. I'll take it out of YOUR money. Just a moment, Pike.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20There you are. That's one for you, and one for me.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25You're a financial wizard, Mr Mainwaring.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I don't wonder they made you a bank manager
0:04:27 > 0:04:29See you on parade, MISTER Walker.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33I'll be there, Mr Mainwaring. Don't take any more dud fivers.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Mr Mainwaring?- Yes, sir? - May I have a word?- Certainly, sir.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38My name is West.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Yes, Mr West. Did you wish to open an account?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45No, I did not. I'm an inspector from the Head Branch.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Ah.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Perhaps we'd better go into my office.- Yes, perhaps we better had.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I'll open the door for you.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Come this way...
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Oi, what's old Mainwaring been up to, having a bank inspector here?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Let me take your hat and gas-mask.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Thank you.- Thank you. Do sit down.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Do you always interview people with a revolver on your desk?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh, yes. Especially in the spring.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27What's the spring got to do with it?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Surely you realise Hitler is only waiting for the spring to invade?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34And I suppose you think you'll stop him with that popgun?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Not only me. There's the rest of my platoon.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38We're fully armed and trained to kill.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43Really? Well, I shall come to the point at once, Mr Mainwaring.
0:05:43 > 0:05:49Your monthly report to Head Office has become very irregular lately.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54May I point out to you that I'm not only responsible for this branch,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58but I'm also responsible for the stretch of coast
0:05:58 > 0:06:01from Stone's Amusement Arcade to the Novelty Rock Emporium?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Some of you chaps will be heartbroken when this war's over.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08You just love the Home Guard, don't you?
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Gives you every opportunity to dress up and strut about in uniform!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16For your information, Mr West, I never strut!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20What's that damn great gun doing there?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's a Lewis machine gun, Mark 1.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24We keep it there in the daytime,
0:06:24 > 0:06:29as it covers the street from Stead and Simpson's to Timothy White's.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You'd use that to shoot at Germans!?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35If they were coming out of Timothy White's, yes.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- They'd shoot back!- Very probably.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40But they'd damage the bank! Don't you realise that?!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43This is highly irregular! I must report this to Head Office.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- AIR RAID SIREN - Really, I... Excuse me.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Sergeant Wilson! Private Pike! - Coming, sir.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02- This is Sergeant Wilson, my Chief Clerk.- How do you do?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- And Private Pike, one of my cashiers.- Sir.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- What day is it, Pike?- Thursday, sir.
0:07:07 > 0:07:13- What plan do we put into operation on Thursday?- Plan B, sir.- Carry on.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Please, sir, can I put Plan B into operation? You promised me I could!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Ah, that's what I like. Keenness.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- You don't mind, Sergeant? - No, sir. Not at all.- Carry on.
0:07:24 > 0:07:31Attention all staff! Plan B will be put into operation! Non-combatant staff to Shelter A !
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Captain Mainwaring, Sergeant Wilson and Private Pike to Shelter B.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Potential NCO material there, I think, Wilson.- Oh, yes.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Awfully good. Very good.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49That's how it works here, sir. Like a smooth, well-oiled machine.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- No panic, no fuss.- No.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- There's one thing you've forgotten. - What's that?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Today happens to be Friday!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59You stupid boy! Stop them at once!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Quickly, Frank!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Really, Mainwaring! What a complete waste of time!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Two hours we've been in that shelter, doing nothing.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19All we heard was one plane, and it might have been one of ours!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh, no, sir. It was a Dornier.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23You could tell by the noise the engine made.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25NnnnnNNNNnnnn!
0:08:25 > 0:08:31- That'll do, Pike. - They do have a high-pitched whine. They go...nnn-nnn-nnn-nnn!
0:08:31 > 0:08:37Ours have a slower and steadier sound, like, mmmmmm-mmmmmm!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41You can always tell a Jerry plane. It has a nasty, foreign sound.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45THEY ALL HUM
0:08:45 > 0:08:47This is no time for a lecture on enemy aircraft!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Get on with your work, Pike. - Just go, Frank. Leave the room.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54You realise I shall... Good heavens above!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55How did that hole get there?
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- I've never noticed that before, have you?- No, I haven't.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04You fools! You...fools!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08While you've been playing soldiers, someone's broken into the bank!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Get on to the police!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I can assure you, all the money's in the strongroom.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Then what is that? And that?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I'll get on the phone at once, but I do think...
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- Where the devil's he gone to? - I've no idea. Mr Main...!
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Oh, this is absurd! What are they playing at? Eee!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Someone's broken into the strongroom!
0:09:33 > 0:09:39I say, somebody's broken through the floor into the strongroom!
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Mainwaring! Can you hear me? Are you there?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Can you hear me?- Hold it, Wilson!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Don't let it go!
0:09:49 > 0:09:53All right, sir! Keep it steady! Keep it up, sir!
0:09:53 > 0:09:59- Don't...!- I'm trying to get hold... It's very heavy, sir!
0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Let it go - easy, easy! Don't jog your end.- All right, sir.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09What are you doing down there? Mainwaring! Mainwaring!
0:10:14 > 0:10:19- Sir, if you could just lower your end...- Don't do that!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21..we could squeeze outside.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- Any movement could set this off!- We can't sit here all day holding it!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28If you don't stop jogging your end,
0:10:28 > 0:10:31we'll be sitting on a cloud, holding a harp!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Mainwaring! Why don't you answer me? Have they taken much?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Mainwaring! Wilson!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42What are you sitting there for? What's that thing on your knees?
0:10:42 > 0:10:48It fell out of the plane. The one you said was one of ours.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52You fools! You fools!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Don't you realise that's a bomb?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58It might go off at any moment! What would Head Office think?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Stay there! Don't go away! I'll get help!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Don't move, whatever you do! I'll get help!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Blimey! That was Shell, that was!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I've brought your sausages, Mr Mainwaring.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16They're nice and fre...
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- That's funny. Mr Mainwaring? - Is that you, Jones?
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Yes, I brought your sausages. Where are you?- I'm here!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Where?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Oh, I get it. You're doing a camouflage.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34That's very good. I can't see you at all.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39- I'm here!- Oh, I give up. You're too good for me.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44Give us a clue. Am I getting warmer? Warmer?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Quite warm, Jonesie, yes.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50You shouldn't have gone to all that trouble to hide from me, sir.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57I've brought you some sausages. I know you like a nice banger.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- We've got one of our own, Jones(!) - Eh?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Jones!- Yes, sir?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Listen very carefully.- Yes, sir. - Go and get help.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Blimey! Is that a bomb you and Mr Wilson are holding?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Of course it is! Go and get some help!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Yes, I will, sir. I will. Don't panic! Don't panic!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Don't panic! You're all right!
0:12:25 > 0:12:30I'm in charge now! I'm in charge! Don't pa...!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Private Pike, come in here! At the double!
0:12:34 > 0:12:39You hold on, Mr Mainwaring and Mr Wilson. Hold on.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44- What's the matter?- Don't panic!- I'm not panicking. What's the matter?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I'm putting this bank under martial law!
0:12:49 > 0:12:55- There's an unexploded bomb down there, Frank! - Then hadn't we better get out?
0:12:55 > 0:13:00- It's OK. It won't go off - Mr Mainwaring and Mr Wilson are holding it.- Oh, that's OK, then.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01What!?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I'm going to clear the bank,
0:13:04 > 0:13:09then I'll go to my shop and phone the bomb disposal people.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11And they will do that.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Then I'll find the people of my platoon and come back here. Yes.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- What shall I do, then? - Er...put your tin hat on!
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Get a gas-mask and a bayonet and don't let anyone in except me!
0:13:27 > 0:13:32- What do I do if the bomb goes off? - Er, use your initiative.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Frank!- Yeah?- Don't panic! - I'm not panicking!
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Mr Mainwaring? Uncle Arthur? Are you down there?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Mr Mainwaring?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Uncle Arthur?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Is that the bomb you're holding?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Pike, what's going on up there?
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Mr Jones is in charge. You have nothing to worry about.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06We've everything to worry about.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Has he sent for the bomb disposal people?
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- He's just phoning them now. - Thank goodness!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13- Uncle Arthur?- What is it?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Do you think I out to phone Mum to tell her?- No!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22She'll be angry if she finds out and you didn't tell her!
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Frank, please!
0:14:23 > 0:14:28- Pike, are the staff out of the bank? - Mr Jones is doing it, sir.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Make sure he is. Get everybody out of the bank.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Righto, sir. What plan, sir? A, B, C, D or E?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Any bloody plan!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Attention all staff! Put Plan B into operation...
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Who are you shouting at, lad? - The staff. We're using Plan B.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54What are you talking about? There's nobody there!
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Some wild-eyed lunatic said there was an unexploded bomb in the bank. Is that right?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Get back! Go on, get back!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Have you gone barmy?
0:15:03 > 0:15:08This bank is under martial law! No-one gets in unless Mr Jones says!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Put that down, I'm trying to help!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13No! I've got my orders, and no-one will stop me carrying them out!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Argh! Argh!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19What are you playing at?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Strewth!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Is that a bomb you're holding, Mr Mainwaring?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35If anybody else asks me that, I shall go mad!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Don't you realise that bomb could blow up half the high street?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41This is an ARP matter! I'm taking charge of the situation.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Don't do anything silly. I'll be back in a minute.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Don't panic!- I'm not panicking!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Are you frightened, Wilson?
0:15:53 > 0:15:58Well, now that you've brought it up, yes, I am a bit.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59So am I.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04Not only that. I've got a terrible - maddening, it is -
0:16:04 > 0:16:08itching on the end of my nose.
0:16:08 > 0:16:16- Oh. You hold it steady with both hands and I'll wiggle my left hand out.- Oh, good.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21I think I can probably... scratch your nose.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24That's awfully good of you, sir.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Thank you very much. - Hold it still.- Yes.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- How's that?- Much better, sir.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Any more? - No, no, no. That's...just right.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Gosh...!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Gie's a hand.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03How long since you phoned the bomb disposal people?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06About 20 minutes. They said they'd be as quick as they could.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07I hope to God they are.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Captain Mainwaring...we're here.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Is there anything you need?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I've got your razor blades, Mr Mainwaring!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26That's a stupid remark, that is!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29He won't want to shave at a time like this!
0:17:29 > 0:17:30I'm trying to comfort him.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34In times of stress, you need to talk about normal things.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Yes. We ought to try and keep things as normal as possible.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43- Corporal Jones?- Yes, sir.- Listen. Get your men out of the bank.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46There isn't anything you can do.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49There's no point in risking your lives unnecessarily.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I think he's right, you know.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54There's nothing we can do, even if we stay.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58I see, it's like that, is it? Anyone else want to go?
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Hang on. I didn't say I wanted to go, I just don't see what we can do.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- I don't care about that. I'm staying.- What about you, Mr Godfrey?
0:18:07 > 0:18:12I'd rather stay. It must be a comfort to them to know we're here.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15After all, Mr Mainwaring wouldn't leave us.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20I can't leave my Uncle Arthur. My mum wouldn't like it.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- What about you blokes? - I'm staying.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Right. Joe, if you want to go, go.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Hey! I didn't say I wanted to go, you old duffer! All I said was...
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Oi! What do you blokes think you're doing here?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Nobody's allowed in here. I've cleared the street.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37You're not clearing us out - I'M in charge!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40This is an ARP matter! I'M in charge!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43That don't cut it with me, mate - I'm in command here.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44I'm second-in-command!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Captain Rogers, bomb disposal. I'M in command.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Oh, yes, sir. Right, sir.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Don't do that!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Where is this bomb?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- Are you chaps all right? - Yes, thank you.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06We'll soon get you out of that mess...I expect.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Tell me, who keeps the key to the strongroom door?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16We do, but they're both on us.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Can't you get through the hole?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21I wouldn't like to chance it with my weight.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24It might set that damn thing off.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27It's a bit tricky, that. Rather tricky.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31They've got the only two keys down there.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Permission... - Jonesie, I'm going to kill you!
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Permission to speak, sir? - Pardon?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Let me go down that hole, sir. I'd like to go down that hole.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48No, sir. I'm much more wiry than he is, sir!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I wouldn't want to chance anyone going down there.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52The bomb is balancing on a piece of wreckage.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Anyone jumping down there might disturb it,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58and the whole shebang will go sky-high!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Yes...well, I'll go and see if the street's clear.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Leave it to me! Hold on a wee while longer.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12I think I've got something in the shop that'll do the trick!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Hey, I've got a bite!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Whatever you do, don't pull it now!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38All right. Take it up. Slowly. Very gently.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49All right, Captain Rogers will be down in a minute.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Thank goodness for that.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59- How are we today? All right? - As well as can be expected(!)
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Can you manage?- Yes, thank you.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Ah, it looks like an SC-50. Yes...
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I'll just make sure. I think it is.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16We want to know what we're tampering with, eh?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- It would be as well.- Let's see...
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Ah, yes. It contains 25 kilograms of high explosive,
0:21:23 > 0:21:28and makes a crater six metres in diameter, three metres in depth.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33I thought they'd stopped using these small bombs.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Is this a small one?- Oh, Lord, yes!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38They're using 100kg ones now.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41But I have a pet theory about these bombs, you know.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I think there's a dead area.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47If you're in the right position, you'll only get slight concussion.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- I haven't put it to the test. I wouldn't like to, would you?- No.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I can't hear a damn thing!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Your heartbeats are vibrating against the casing.
0:21:57 > 0:22:03Would you mind taking a deep breath and holding it? In we go...
0:22:03 > 0:22:04THEY INHALE
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Hold it.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11One more, please. Deep breath in...
0:22:11 > 0:22:13THEY INHALE
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Hold it!
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- That's fine. Nothing to worry about. - Can we let it out now?- Oh, yes!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23THEY EXHALE
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Now, then, I think we can penetrate.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Aha... Nasty.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Very nasty.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I'm afraid we've got a trembler.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Is that a bad thing?- It's not good.
0:22:57 > 0:23:02- I'll have to go and get a special tool to deal with that.- Oh, no!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I'll have to nip back to HQ.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I'll put that on to steady it.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Whatever you do, don't tip it at all.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Otherwise... Well, just keep it level.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I'll get back as fast as I can.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I'll deal with it then.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29I'll just close this door. We don't want anybody to pinch anything, eh?
0:23:29 > 0:23:34You know, sir, I don't think I can stand very much more of this.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Oh, come on, Wilson. Cheer up.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45"There is a destiny that shapes our ends, rough hew them as we will."
0:23:49 > 0:23:50I'm reminded of the tale
0:23:50 > 0:23:54of the Australian soldier sent to the front.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59He was met by a British officer who said, "Did you come to die?"
0:23:59 > 0:24:02And he said, "No, sir, I came yesterdie!"
0:24:10 > 0:24:13It's a play on the words, you see.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- On the pronunciation of the word "die".- Yes...
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Do you get it?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Yes, I do get it. Yes.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32HAMMERING FROM ABOVE
0:24:34 > 0:24:39Just a wee while longer. You'll be out in no time.
0:24:39 > 0:24:45It's all right, sir. We've got everything organised up her.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Excuse me. I wonder if you'd care for a cup of coffee?
0:24:50 > 0:24:55- Lovely!- Thank you, Godfrey. It'll be most welcome.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00- One lump or two?- Two, please. - Mr Wilson?- No sugar for me.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05We're nearly ready now, Mr Mainwaring.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- What's going on up there, Corporal? - You'd be surprised!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11HAMMERING CONTINUES
0:25:11 > 0:25:18JONES: When I give you the signal, you lower this away, right?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Right.- Oh! Wait a minute! Oh!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25No! Not me! No!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Take it up! Take it up!
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- Steady!- Are you all right, Jonesie? - Don't rock this thing!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Be very careful.- All right.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45- Now you'll be all right, sir. - What on earth are you doing, Jones?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48We're going to lift this bomb off you.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53- Shouldn't you wait for Capt Rogers? - No, he'll be ages. No time to lose.
0:25:53 > 0:25:59- It's worth a try.- Here's your coffee, Mr Mainwaring.- Thank you.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02That's the wrong one, Godfrey!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Oh, dear! Then the other one's wrong, too!
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Ah.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Could you put your finger there? - Certainly.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Walker! Put that money down at once!
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Sorry, sir. I suddenly felt that I'd like to die rich.- That'll do!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Godfrey! What kind of knot do you call that?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33It's one we used at the Civil Service for Christmas presents.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37I think it's called the Cupid's Bow.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40It's a good job I didn't have you with me in the Navy!
0:26:40 > 0:26:44I don't know. I've always fancied the idea of being a sailor.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45You nearly ready, Jock?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48That should do the trick, Jonesie!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51You lot go upstairs and get ready to haul.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55I'll stay down here and keep the bomb steady.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Don't worry about the coffee cups. I'll wash them up later.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Now, Mr Wilson, you know what we're going to do?- Yes.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07We'll take this bomb off you,
0:27:07 > 0:27:11and we've pulled it up a little way, we'll tie it off.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Thank you, Jonesie. - That's all right, my dear.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- You all right, Mr Mainwaring? - Yes, Corporal.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22- I think you'll get mentioned in dispatches for this!- I doubt it.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25When it's all over, I'll give you half a pound of liver.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32- Are you lot ready up there?- Aye! - Well, you take the strain.- Righto!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Take the strain! Away you go!- Steady!
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Wait a minute! Wait a minute! No!
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Well, men...
0:27:47 > 0:27:52every member of our platoon is part of a close-knit unit.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55It's safe to say every man today played his part to the full.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- ALL:- Thank you, sir.- Here's to you!
0:27:58 > 0:28:03On behalf of Head Office, I think I can say we're proud of you all for saving the bank.
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Thank you, sir.
0:28:04 > 0:28:08Sir, that was eleven pints and Mr Godfrey's port and lemon.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10All of that came to 10/6.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15Mainwaring, I think Head Office would like to show their gratitude.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18- Take it out of that. - That's very civil of you.
0:28:18 > 0:28:23Where's my Arthur? Arthur, there you are! Are you all right?
0:28:23 > 0:28:27Mavis! Please...! No need to fuss.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31- But that bomb! - No need to get hysterical like this.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35You're so brave, you really are! And you, Mr Mainwaring!
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Thank you very much.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Excuse me, sir. She won't take it.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46- That's very generous of her. - No, she says it's a dud.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Don't worry about it. Here, take it out of this.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Walker! That money belongs to the bank!
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Does it? I thought it was bomb damaged!