0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:07 > 0:00:12# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# We are the boys who will make you think again
0:00:22 > 0:00:27# 'Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# If you think Old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# If you think Old England's done? #
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- - There we were, in the desert, no food, and worse, no water!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02And Johnny Turk sniping at us all the time!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06My tongue was so swollen it filled my mouth.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11I would've sold my soul to the devil for a drink.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Like another, sir?- Thank you, Sgt.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Same again, please.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22We don't see you gentlemen from the Eastgate platoon here very often.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26We're over to see about the big exercise on Sunday.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30All the home guard units are taking part.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35That's enough, Sgt. Careless talk... What, what, careless talk, eh?
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Now, wh-wh-wh-where w-w-w-was I ?
0:01:41 > 0:01:47- In the desert, dying of thirst. - Oh, yes! Thank you so much. Cheers.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Yes, my tongue was absolutely black.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Then I remembered the old trick of sucking a pebble.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01Only trouble was, no pebbles in the desert, what!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Nothing but sand, don't you know?
0:02:04 > 0:02:10Then pulled out my Gold Hunter - beautiful watch. Belonged to my father.
0:02:10 > 0:02:16I popped that in my mouth and left it there for three days.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19That watch saved my life.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24- That's a remarkable story, sir. - But what's even more remarkable
0:02:24 > 0:02:29is that, when I took that watch out, it was still going perfectly.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34I'll prove it to you. I'll just set the alarm.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Now...
0:02:40 > 0:02:48- I must say I could do with a glass of beer, sir.- Yes, I always enjoy my pint after the parade.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53There's that terrible old bore, Capt Square. What's he doing here?
0:02:53 > 0:03:01- I suppose he's over from Eastgate about the scheme on Sunday.- Yes. - Good evening, Mr Mainwaring.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05MUFFLED GREETING
0:03:07 > 0:03:12What the devil's he doing with the watch?
0:03:12 > 0:03:17Perhaps he's, er... Perhaps he's watching his drink.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Just a little play on words, sir.
0:03:21 > 0:03:27Oh, really, Wilson! Your sense of humour gets more childish every day!
0:03:27 > 0:03:33- BUZZ - Ah! And still going. What did I tell you, eh?
0:03:33 > 0:03:38This calls for another drink. Sorry, Mainwaring, after you.
0:03:38 > 0:03:44- Please, carry on. - Same again. Well, Mainwaring, looking forward to Sunday?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Should be interesting.- You won't capture that mill with us inside.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52How will you cross the open ground?
0:03:52 > 0:04:00- I daresay a way will be found. - Sorry to keep you waiting. Pints?- Yes, please.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Thanks very much, yes.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Sorry, gents. No more beer. - Well, that's nice (!)
0:04:11 > 0:04:17FEMALE SINGER: # When that man is dead and gone... #
0:04:17 > 0:04:25This is, without doubt, the most difficult exercise that we have so far tackled.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32Here is the windmill. Inside, Capt Square and the Eastgate platoon.
0:04:32 > 0:04:39Wall here, river here, boathouse here, and here and here, bushes and trees.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Elsewhere, completely open ground.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Our job is to get across that open ground
0:04:47 > 0:04:52and plant a high explosive inside that windmill. Any suggestions?
0:04:52 > 0:04:58- Permission to speak, sir?- Yes. - What about a tunnel, sir?
0:04:58 > 0:05:06- A tunnel?- Yes, sir. We could go behind that wall and dig a hole in a downwards direction, sir.
0:05:06 > 0:05:12Dig down and down, then suddenly start digging sideways and sideways.
0:05:12 > 0:05:19When we think we're under the mill, start digging upwards. God willing, we'll be in the mill.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Or else in Australia (!)
0:05:23 > 0:05:28I think you're in the realms of fantasy again, Jones.
0:05:29 > 0:05:36Realms of fantasy! He's playing with fire, you know. I control his meat.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43I have an idea, sir. There was a play of Shakespeare's
0:05:43 > 0:05:50and there was some sort of king who invited his troops to dress up as bushes
0:05:50 > 0:05:57- so that they could move across the open ground in order to attack the castle.- Yes? Dressed as bushes?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- As bushes, yes. - A very good idea.- Yes.
0:06:02 > 0:06:08- Will you be long, verger? - The state you leave the place in is a disgrace!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Well, you're getting on my nerves,
0:06:10 > 0:06:14creeping about looking miserable.
0:06:14 > 0:06:20This is my normal expression! You can't be a verger with a funny face!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23You seem to have managed all right!
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Dirt! That's what they treat me like - dirt!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Sorry, gentlemen. Where were we up to?
0:06:33 > 0:06:39Get one of us inside a dummy log, then we can float down the river to the mill.
0:06:39 > 0:06:47- That's rather a good idea, Walker. But someone would have to push the log.- Someone in a diving-suit.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51That's absurd! Who's got a diving-suit?
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- I have!- You have? How did you come by that?
0:06:56 > 0:07:02I was in the South Seas with my friend, Willie, diving for pearls.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06One day, he was down below doing the job
0:07:06 > 0:07:12and I was up on deck with the native boys, workin' the pumps.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Suddenly, I felt four pulls on his life-line. That means "haul me up!"
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I looked down - the sea was so clear -
0:07:21 > 0:07:26and there was Willie fightin' for his life with a giant squid.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31I never hesitated. I dived down and down into the depths
0:07:31 > 0:07:36and I plunged my knife between those two HIDEOUS eyes.
0:07:36 > 0:07:44My lungs were bursting, a red mist before my eyes! The sea was black wi' the inky liquid from the squid!
0:07:44 > 0:07:49I gave the signal and they quickly pulled Willie up.
0:07:49 > 0:07:55They got him on deck, unscrewed his helmet, and then...
0:07:55 > 0:08:00then I realised they'd pulled him up too quickly! He was dying
0:08:00 > 0:08:03from the dreaded bends.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I cradled him in my arms
0:08:10 > 0:08:18and he gazed up at me and said, "Jock, look after my poor old mother.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23"See that she gets all my property."
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Well, all he had was his diving-suit and it was no use to her,
0:08:28 > 0:08:30so I gave her ten bob and kept it!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Every time after that,
0:08:35 > 0:08:40whenever I went down in that diving-helmet,
0:08:40 > 0:08:45I could hear poor Willie's voice crying...
0:08:45 > 0:08:47"He-e-e-e-elp!
0:08:47 > 0:08:52"He-e-e-E-E-E-e-e-elp!"
0:09:02 > 0:09:06So, we take it you have a diving-suit, Fraser (!)
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Permission to speak, sir?- Yes.
0:09:11 > 0:09:18- I'll borrow the vicar's imitation log what he uses in his pantomime.- He won't like that much.
0:09:18 > 0:09:25Oh, I'm in charge of his meat, sir. He'd do anything for a bit of kidney!
0:09:25 > 0:09:31Fine. We'll parade here tomorrow and discuss the plan in detail. That's all.
0:09:31 > 0:09:39- Hello. Hello.- Hello, who's there? - It's me, Capt Square. The verger at Walmington-on-sea Parish Church.
0:09:39 > 0:09:47- Ah, yes. Any news?- Yes, sir. I know how they'll get into the mill - the same way Shakepeare did it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:54- Shakespeare?- They'll dress up as bushes, creep into the crops, and then across the open ground.
0:09:54 > 0:10:01- That old trick! Mainwaring must be slipping! Thanks for your help. - Pleasure, sir.
0:10:01 > 0:10:08I'd do anything for you, sir. You're a gentleman. This lot treat me like dirt!
0:10:08 > 0:10:13# Life is a melody never heard before... #
0:10:14 > 0:10:21- Right, Fraser?- Fine, thanks, sir. - Right, we'll just run through the plan in detail again.
0:10:21 > 0:10:29We are in the boathouse here and Fraser will push the log out into the open river.
0:10:29 > 0:10:36Remaining underwater, he'll push the log along the river till he reaches the windmill. What then?
0:10:36 > 0:10:41- When I reach the windmill, I give one tug on my life-line.- Right.
0:10:41 > 0:10:47When Fraser does that, I shall give one warble on my bird-warbler.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- And what do you do then, Wilson? - When you've done your warble,
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- I shall start to create the first diversion.- Right. Walker?
0:10:57 > 0:11:03When Sgt Wilson starts the first diversion, I'll help him with it.
0:11:03 > 0:11:11- That's right. And then, Fraser? - While the diversion is attracting the attention of the defenders,
0:11:11 > 0:11:16I quickly tilt Jones, in the log, onto the bank.
0:11:16 > 0:11:23- Excellent. Jones...? Where's Jones? - He's dressing up as a log.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Hurry up! Shouldn't take all this time!
0:11:27 > 0:11:33And here we have Betty...in a natty little one-piece woodland ensemble.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37# A beautiful girl is like a melody... #
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Walker!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46All right, stand easy, Corporal.
0:11:48 > 0:11:56- Ahem... What do you think, Wilson? - I don't know what to think, sir. I really don't.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01- Well, we'll just have to go through with it and hope for the best.- Yes.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06- Jones... Where are you, Jones? - I'm here, sir.- Ah, Jones.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11- We've got to the bit where you've been tipped on the bank.- Yes, sir.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- What do you do then?- Well, sir...
0:12:13 > 0:12:18While Sgt Wilson's been diverting, I make my way to the windmill.
0:12:18 > 0:12:26That's right. When Jones reaches the windmill, I shall give two warbles on bird-warbler. What then?
0:12:26 > 0:12:31- Then I start the second diversion. - And I help him.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- That's right. Now, Jones.- Yes, sir?
0:12:34 > 0:12:39This second diversion should give you time to get to the mill.
0:12:39 > 0:12:47Make sure the people inside can't see you, then divest yourself of the log and climb up the ladder.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52Then throw the bomb in through the window he...here!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55How will you carry the bomb?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Between my legs, sir. - What?
0:12:59 > 0:13:04I'll tie string round my waist, and that will dangle between my knees.
0:13:04 > 0:13:11At a given point, of my own choosing, I'll untie the string and the bomb will drop to the floor.
0:13:11 > 0:13:19- I see.- Sir.- Give him the time-bomb. - Right, sir. Here we are, Jonesie. Try and keep still for a moment.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24Sir, I can't see where to put the...
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- That was rather neat, wasn't it? - All right, tie it on, Jones.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Right, sir.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Quickly as you can.- Right, sir.
0:13:38 > 0:13:44- Do hurry.- I've only got two pairs of legs, sir! - Give him a hand, Walker.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Right. Open up, Jonesie!
0:13:46 > 0:13:51I'm tying a knot, so put your finger on it.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Not there!
0:13:54 > 0:14:00Oh, come on, get on with it. See if you can release the bomb.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Off you go!- Right, sir.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Release the bomb!- Right, sir.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11- CLUCKS - All right, Corporal! That's enough.
0:14:11 > 0:14:18- Stop jumping about now, Jones. That seemed to work, Wilson.- Yes. Shall I put the bomb back in?- No!
0:14:18 > 0:14:24Let's just assume that it's inside. Stand by. We'll run through it all.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28From the beginning... Where have you gone?
0:14:28 > 0:14:34- I'm down here, sir.- We're going from the beginning.- Very good, sir.
0:14:34 > 0:14:42- You all right, Fraser?- Aye, sir. - Put him on the raft.- Don't forget - keep up a nice steady pressure.
0:14:42 > 0:14:48Don't worry, we'll keep pumping. If I give four pulls, I want to come up.
0:14:48 > 0:14:55If you give four pulls, you want me to come up. Two different signals,
0:14:55 > 0:15:00- four and four. - Clever boy. Put the glass in!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Start pumping! Godfrey, Wilson, take up your diversion positions.
0:15:04 > 0:15:10- Yes, sir.- Right, get Fraser into the water.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Right, now. You're going into the water.
0:15:17 > 0:15:24- Now Fraser takes the log out from the boathouse into the open river. - Gurgle-gurgle.
0:15:24 > 0:15:31- All right, Corporal? - That's just the water gurgling against the sides, sir.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- I see.- Gurgle-gurgle!- I shall be looking through my periscope here.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Fraser's submerged, pushing the log.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- He has now reached the point opposite the windmill.- Gurgle!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48WARBLE
0:15:48 > 0:15:55- That's the signal for the diversion. Wilson!- Yes!- I've warbled! Are you diverting?
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- We're doing it behind the wall. - I can't see you.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Of course. We're behind the wall!
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- All right, start again! - Gurgle-gurgle!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Fraser! Fraser!
0:16:09 > 0:16:17- FRASER !- He can't hear you, Mr Mainwaring.- Well, give four pulls on his life-line.- Thank you.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20One, two, three, four.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Get him up, get him up!
0:16:33 > 0:16:42- He don't half look a funny colour, Mr Mainwaring.- What? Perhaps he hasn't got enough air. More air!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44We're pumping as hard as we can!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Mr Mainwaring?- Yes.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- You're on the pipe, you stupid boy! - Should we take off his helmet?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58He'll get the bends in his head! No-one would tell the difference!
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- Are you all right, Fraser? All right?- He still can't hear you!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Right, he's all right! Come on!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- All right, Corporal? - Okay, sir!- Right.
0:17:11 > 0:17:17Once more. Positions, everybody! This time we'll get it right.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22What are you doing, you stupid boy?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Take up your positions. Ready?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Off we go... What do you want, warden?
0:17:29 > 0:17:36- What's going on? - That's no concern of yours. It's vital to the war effort.
0:17:36 > 0:17:43- A bloke dressed up in a diving-suit pushing another bloke dressed as a log! Vital to the war effort?- Yes.
0:17:43 > 0:17:50If I hadn't seen it, I'd never have believed it! Gurgle-gurgle! >
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- What's that? - That's the water gurgling past.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Don't go away. Gerald's got to see this!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Gurgle-gurgle! >
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Right, let's start again.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Here you are, Gerald. What did I tell you?
0:18:10 > 0:18:15A bloke in a diving-suit, pushing another bloke dressed as a log!
0:18:15 > 0:18:21Now call me a liar! Okay, here's your five bob. Are they on our side?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Get out!
0:18:27 > 0:18:32- Any sign of Mainwaring's lot, Sgt? - No, sir, nothing.
0:18:32 > 0:18:40- It's only a quarter to. They start at 2 o'clock. - I make it a quarter past, sir.- What?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42This damn thing must've stopped!
0:18:42 > 0:18:49You know, sir, I don't see how that lot will get across that open ground.
0:18:49 > 0:18:56Watch out for a lot of bushes. Part of their master plan, according to the verger.
0:18:56 > 0:19:01- Do you think he's reliable, sir? - Of course. He's my fifth column.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06I've got him posted in a graveyard on a hill. I'll see if he's okay.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11SNIPPING OF SHEARS
0:19:18 > 0:19:23RING
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Verger here.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- Not yet, Capt Square.- Let me know as soon as anything moves.- Sir.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Right, a quick check before we go. Er, Jones?- Sir.
0:19:40 > 0:19:46- Got the bomb between your legs? - Yes, quite comfy, thanks, sir.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Right. Put the glass in. That's it.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Right, start the pumps.
0:19:57 > 0:20:05- Mr Mainwaring?- Yes.- Mr Fraser's just given four pulls on his life-line. That means he wants to come up.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08He's already up, you silly boy!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Er...stop pumping!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Yes, sir.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20- What's the matter, Fraser? - I just want to scratch my nose.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Right, go on, hurry up!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Is that enough?- That's it.- Good.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Right, start the pumps!
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- Right. Ready, Jones?- Yes, sir. - Good luck.- Good luck, sir.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- Right, lower him down onto the raft. - Gurgle-gurgle! Gurgle-gurgle!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00It won't go through, Mr Mainwaring.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Ohh, give it to me, you stupid boy! There you are.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31Right...they've got to a place now level with the windmill.
0:21:31 > 0:21:39- Take over the periscope, Pike.- Sir. - I'm going to sound the signal. Got it?- Yes, sir.- Right.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41What are you doing?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50WARBLE
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I think they've started, sir.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Look. Over by that wall.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59What the devil are they doing?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Left, right, left, right...
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Why are they drilling? They ought to be attacking us!
0:22:06 > 0:22:11- It's typical of Mainwaring's blimp mentality.- Could be a trick, sir.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16No, I can count 15 rifles! It's the whole platoon.
0:22:36 > 0:22:42I can't get the door open! It's stuck! KNOCKING
0:22:42 > 0:22:47I can't see! I can't see! I can't get the door open!
0:22:58 > 0:23:04- Mr Mainwaring, Mr Jones has fallen in the water.- What?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07JONESIE GROANS
0:23:11 > 0:23:17Left, right, left, right... About turn!
0:23:20 > 0:23:25Why are they marching backwards!? Damn fishy! Better ring the verger.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30Left, right, left, right... About turn!
0:23:32 > 0:23:37Left...left... Lovely, isn't it? Left, right, left.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Left... About turn!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54RING
0:23:54 > 0:24:02- Verger here.- What's going on behind that wall, verger?- They've got a lot of rifles tied to poles!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Have you been drinking?
0:24:09 > 0:24:17WARBLE-WARBLE Oh, dear! There's the signal for the second diversion! Where's Joe?
0:24:17 > 0:24:22Charlie, haven't you started yet? I was waiting for you!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26I was helping Mr Wilson with his diversion!
0:24:26 > 0:24:33We put these tin hats on the sheep, then we take 'em up to the mill. Why?
0:24:33 > 0:24:38Because they won't know whether it's us dressed up as sheep or not!
0:24:38 > 0:24:43While they're figuring it out, Jonesie will be in the mill.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52WOOFWOOF !
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Oi! Clear off! Go on!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Clear off! I'll...
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Clear off! Clear off...
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Oh, no! All right, you win!
0:25:35 > 0:25:43- Yes?- Capt Square, sir, they're moving towards you dressed up as sheep with tin hats on!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Get off the line!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Mr Jones has reached the mill. - Right!
0:25:50 > 0:25:55We'll go to the rendezvous, then move in for the kill.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01Have you caught a dose of the dreaded bends? No!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Ah, there you are. Oh, hello, sir.
0:26:08 > 0:26:14What are you doing? Er...bird-watching, Reverend.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16I'd no idea you were keen on that!
0:26:16 > 0:26:22RING
0:26:22 > 0:26:27Hello. Vicar, Walmington-on-sea Parish Church... Just a moment.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29It's for you, verger.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Beautiful day, don't you think?
0:26:45 > 0:26:56DING-A-LING
0:26:56 > 0:27:04- DING-A-LING Listen. Sounds like an alarm clock. - Ah, it must be my Gold Hunter!
0:27:04 > 0:27:12- Yes, it's started again! - I thought it came from the back, sir. - By Jove! I say, look over here!
0:27:12 > 0:27:19By Jove, the verger WAS right! They ARE dressed up as sheep with tin hats on!
0:27:19 > 0:27:24- How the devil did they manage it? - Perhaps they're using midgets, sir.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27WE'VE WON !
0:27:27 > 0:27:32He's done it, sir! Hooray... ARGH !
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Look, he's climbed on a sail! What did he do that for?
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Come on, let's go and accept their surrender!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Help! Help, Mr Mainwaring.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50- Help, Mr Mainwaring!- Hold on, Jones. We'll have you down in a minute.
0:27:50 > 0:27:55- I'm just going to accept their surrender.- YES ?
0:27:55 > 0:28:00- I've come to accept your surrender. - What? We threw the bomb back!
0:28:00 > 0:28:05- Don't split hairs. We won! - We won!- WE won!- WE won!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Blimey, the sails are moving!
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Whoa! Who-o-oa!
0:28:15 > 0:28:20- I refuse to surrender!- Excuse me, sir. The sails are moving.- What?
0:28:20 > 0:28:26- What are you going to do?- I'll stick something in the machinery.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29I'll be all right. Yes. Don't panic!
0:28:29 > 0:28:33It didn't work.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36I'm all right! Don't panic!
0:29:37 > 0:29:43Subtitles by Judith Simpson BBC Scotland 1992