0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game,
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# We are the boys who will make you think again,
0:00:22 > 0:00:27# 'Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21,
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# If you think old England's done? #
0:00:53 > 0:01:01So, to sum up, whether we use bicycles, Jones's van, or any other form of vehicular transport...
0:01:02 > 0:01:08..the whole thing boils down to one thing in the end - the three Fs.
0:01:12 > 0:01:19Fast feet, functional feet and, last but not least, fit feet.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26I've got here two diagrams issued by the Royal Army Medical Corps.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29The first one...
0:01:30 > 0:01:35..shows... what a good foot should be.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Er...take the first metatarsal, here...
0:01:41 > 0:01:47- Permission to speak, sir.- Yes? - I am not formed as other men, sir.
0:01:48 > 0:01:55- My foot's not the same as what's on that chart, sir.- Blimey, don't tell me they're webbed?
0:01:55 > 0:02:04- That'll do, Walker! How is your foot different, Jones?- I haven't got a meta... I've got a big toe.
0:02:05 > 0:02:11- Metatarsal is the medical term for toe, Jones. - Thank you very much, sir.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16First metatarsal, second, third, fourth and...
0:02:16 > 0:02:22The little piggy that went "wee-wee-wee" all the way home.
0:02:24 > 0:02:30- It's not really a laughing matter, Wilson.- Well... - Hold that for me.- Right.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35You see how perfect the line of the boot is. No pinching, no cramping.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40In contrast to that I'm going to show you something rather nasty.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Show them your foot, Wilson.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Beg pardon?- Unroll your foot.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- I don't quite...- Let them see the diagram.- Why didn't you say so?
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Now there you see what can happen in a badly fitting shoe.
0:03:01 > 0:03:08So I'm going to check your boots and see that they fit properly. Right. First one.
0:03:10 > 0:03:17Yes. That seems all RI...! All right.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Pike.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- Are my metatarsals fighting fit? - Yes, very good, Pike.
0:03:24 > 0:03:31- Very GOO...! Good indeed. - Are you all right, sir? - Yes, thank you, Sergeant.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Godfrey...oh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Put your foot up, Godfrey. Higher than that.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44OHHH !
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Get me a chair.- Chair, Pike, please.
0:03:48 > 0:03:54- Neither of us is getting any younger, are we, sir?- Look to your front!
0:04:00 > 0:04:06- That chair's to put your foot on, Godfrey.- Oh, so sorry, sir.
0:04:10 > 0:04:17- Yes, that seems all right. That should carry you a good 20 miles. - Thank you for your confidence, sir.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Foot up, Walker.- My feet are fine.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Foot up!- I should know. I've had me feet for a long...- Do as you're told.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33You've got rather big feet. Never realised what big feet you had.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- You know what they say. Big feet, big...- Big what?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Just an expression.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44What's he talking about?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47WHISPERING
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Really?
0:04:55 > 0:05:00His nose looks absolutely normal to me.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10- Hello? Something strange here, Wilson.- Oh?- Very strange indeed.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- What's the meaning of that?- More comfy.- Government property, ruined!
0:05:21 > 0:05:29- They're not the ones I was issued with. I've got 200 pairs in the stores.- That'll do! See me after.
0:05:29 > 0:05:36- Corporal ?- Don't worry about my feet, sir. I've got pretty feet, very pretty feet.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41When I was in India, my feet was the talk of the cantonment.
0:05:41 > 0:05:48I was wandering one day through the bazaar down to the river when I noticed a young native woman.
0:05:48 > 0:05:55She was doing a spot of dhobi-ing. I whipped off my socks and boots to wash my feet.
0:05:55 > 0:06:03I heard her murmuring, "Sunda bahar, sunda bahar!" That means, "You have got pretty feet!"
0:06:03 > 0:06:09Do you know, I noticed one thing about that young woman. Stripped to the waist she was!
0:06:09 > 0:06:15- They do a lot of that...- All right! They seem in tip-top condition.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Yes, I always bathe them in tea. - In tea?
0:06:19 > 0:06:25- What a good idea! Indian or China? - Don't be insolent, Godfrey!
0:06:27 > 0:06:32Right. We've got work to do to get our feet up to scratch.
0:06:32 > 0:06:39So starting from next weekend, we'll do a series of long route-marches.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43# Boots, boots, boots, boots, Moving up and down again,
0:06:43 > 0:06:48# There's no discharge in the war.
0:06:48 > 0:06:54# Seven, six, eleven, five, Nine and twenty miles a day, Four, eleven, seventeen... #
0:06:54 > 0:07:00Right, come on, quick as you can. Mark time in front.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Go on, the rest of you, mark time in front!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Right... Platoon, halt!
0:07:08 > 0:07:15Well done, men. Well done, indeed. That's five miles yesterday, seven miles today.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Take off boots and prepare feet for inspection. Corporal Jones!
0:07:20 > 0:07:27- Sir. Ohh!- I'll inspect the men's feet in five minutes. Sergeant, come in the office.- Of course.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Platoon, fall out!
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- Ohh...!- Good to get the weight off one's feet.
0:07:40 > 0:07:47- I asked you to come in here, Wilson, because...- Excuse me, sir. Could I sit down as well ?
0:07:47 > 0:07:53- Why? Aren't you feeling well ? - I feel fine, sir. Just a bit tired.
0:07:53 > 0:08:00- Didn't you sleep well ?- Not for the last two or three hours.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- Sit down if you must.- Thank you, sir, thank you very much.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Very good of you, sir. - OK, Wilson.
0:08:09 > 0:08:16- You and I have a position to uphold. - Yes.- I think I'm a shrewd judge of character.- Of course, sir.
0:08:16 > 0:08:25I know your character pretty well. You're not the brash, extrovert type who's always shouting.
0:08:25 > 0:08:32- You handle the men quietly and subtly.- Thank you, sir. Yes. Thank you.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37I've also got the feeling you're a shy and sensitive man.
0:08:37 > 0:08:45- I never do anything to embarrass you in front of the men, or show you up.- Thank you very much.
0:08:45 > 0:08:53And so I'm not going to ask you to have your feet inspected with the rest of the men.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56That's very kind of you, sir.
0:08:56 > 0:09:03So before we go and inspect the men's feet, I'll look at yours here.
0:09:03 > 0:09:09You don't have to inspect my feet, sir. They're perfectly all right.
0:09:09 > 0:09:17- I've no doubt they are. But I have to be sure, haven't I ?- Of course. Yes.- Take off your boots.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19We...
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Oh, come on, Wilson! It's only me.
0:09:27 > 0:09:34- Now, look.- Yes. - We can't have one rule for some, and another rule for others.
0:09:34 > 0:09:40Yes, quite. In that case, who is going to inspect YOUR feet, sir?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Ahem... Yes...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I see your point.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Look here.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53If you show me yours, I'll show you mine.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59All right.
0:10:02 > 0:10:09- COMPLAINING LOUDLY - Don't make a fuss! It's Captain Mainwaring's orders.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Jump to it, and I'll get him.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Oh, sorry, Sarge!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I didn't know it was private, sir.
0:10:24 > 0:10:30- The platoon's ready, sir. Ready for inspection.- Oh, right.
0:10:33 > 0:10:40We've got to grin and bear it. Foot-salve, 6d a time. None of that rubbish!
0:10:40 > 0:10:45You haven't tried it yet. Can I have some?
0:10:46 > 0:10:53Now, then. If you don't like it, you don't have to buy it.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59That's better already, isn't it?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03There you are. What about you, Taffy?
0:11:03 > 0:11:09Well... It's ever so soothing, Mr Fraser. Carry on, Joe.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13LAUGHING > You won't regret this.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16As long as I don't...
0:11:18 > 0:11:21As long as I don't have to pay.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Don't worry. I bet that feels better.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Yeah, not bad. Not bad, not bad at all.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Right. Platoon...platoon...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37..'shun!
0:11:38 > 0:11:45- Permission to speak, sir.- Yes. - I volunteer to be the first to have his feet inspected.- Very well.
0:11:45 > 0:11:51- Down you get.- Thank you, sir, thank you, sir. Right, sir.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I'm prepared, sir.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Ooo-aa-eee!
0:12:04 > 0:12:09- Very good reflexes, Corporal. - Thank you, sir.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Yes, very good.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16One or two blisters there.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24INAUDIBLE
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Very good, yes, very good!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Well, we've got a lot of work to do.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37As from tomorrow, we'll embark on feet-hardening.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42Some of us are not so young. We'll put a bold fa...
0:12:50 > 0:12:53WHISTLE
0:12:53 > 0:13:00# I came, I saw, I conga-ed, I came, I saw, I conga-ed, It's plain to see you conquered me.
0:13:00 > 0:13:07# Each time I shake a shoulder, I get a little bolder, A dance like this deserves a kiss.
0:13:07 > 0:13:13# My sweet muchacha, When I got-cha in my arms,
0:13:13 > 0:13:19# The Cuban cha-cha Adds so much-a to your charms,
0:13:19 > 0:13:24# The bongo speaks the rhythm, The bongo speaks the rhythm... #
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Get set...
0:13:27 > 0:13:32# I came, I saw, I conga-ed, I came, I saw, I conga-ed,
0:13:32 > 0:13:36# I - I conga-ed, I - I conga-ed... #
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Platoon, 'shun!
0:13:39 > 0:13:44Slope arms!
0:13:44 > 0:13:50By the left, quick march! Left...left...left, right, left!
0:13:50 > 0:13:56Pick those feet up! Pick them up! About...TURN !
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- Left, right, left, right... - Having a nice paddle?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Ignore him, men.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16If the Nazis invade now, you can meet 'em half-way!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Left...left...left, right, left!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Watch out for the great big...
0:14:25 > 0:14:28That's it!
0:14:39 > 0:14:46# If I had a talking picture of you...
0:14:47 > 0:14:52# I would run it every time I felt blue... #
0:14:54 > 0:15:01"Left...left...left, right, left! Left...left...left, right, left!
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- "Left...left..."- Mum! - "Left, right, left!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- "Left...left...left, right, left!" - Mu-um!
0:15:09 > 0:15:16- "Left...left...left, right, left!" - Mu-um!- "Left...left..."- Mu-um! - "Left, right, left!"
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT !"- AAAARGH !
0:15:22 > 0:15:25MUM ! MU-UM !
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Frank, what on earth's the matter?
0:15:30 > 0:15:35Look - me feet! Nothing wrong with your feet.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43I-I was having a nightmare, Mum. Ohh...!
0:15:44 > 0:15:51I dreamt we were marching, and me feet were all swollen. Oh, never mind.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55It's all over now. You can go back to sleep.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59It's all that marching you've been doing.
0:15:59 > 0:16:05I'll speak to Captain Mainwaring tomorrow. He's making our feet tough.
0:16:05 > 0:16:12Your feet won't stand it. You've had sensitive feet ever since you were a child.
0:16:12 > 0:16:19Runs in the family. Your Uncle George had such sensitive feet he didn't know where to put 'em!
0:16:19 > 0:16:25Would you like a hot drink? No, thanks, Mum. All right, then.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34MU-UM !
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Frank?
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Goodnight. 'Night, Frank.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49MU-UM !
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Frank?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Can I have a drink of water, please?
0:16:55 > 0:16:59All right, Frank. I'll leave the light on.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06MU-UM !
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Frank !?
0:17:10 > 0:17:16Kitchen water, not bathroom water. All right, Frank (!)
0:17:16 > 0:17:20# You don't have to tell me, I know... #
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Oh, blimey! Another route-march on Sunday.
0:17:24 > 0:17:31- Twenty miles? Ridiculous! - It'll kill us, you know. - I can't take any more.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I'll have this out with the captain.
0:17:34 > 0:17:40Mum, I feel such a fool ! I can't help that. Evening!
0:17:40 > 0:17:46- Hello, Mavis.- I want to speak to the captain.- He's not here. - Have you seen Frank's feet?
0:17:46 > 0:17:52- Not recently.- They're in a state! He woke up screaming in the night.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57- I didn't hear him. - (Arthur!)- Sorry.
0:18:03 > 0:18:09Mum, Uncle Arthur lives miles away. How could he hear me in the night?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Never you mind! Stand over there!
0:18:14 > 0:18:21- Listen, Arthur.- Yes? - Tell the captain Frank's not going on any more marches.- I can't do that.
0:18:21 > 0:18:30Well, if you don't, and Frank wakes up in the night again... (you won't be there to hear it!)
0:18:30 > 0:18:32DOOR SLAMS
0:18:39 > 0:18:44- Uncle Arthur.- Yes? - I've got an idea.- I'm delighted (!)
0:18:44 > 0:18:52- If Mr Mainwaring's feet hurt... - Yes?- ..he can't go on the route march.- No, he wouldn't be able to.
0:18:52 > 0:18:58We get boots like Mr Mainwaring's, only a size smaller, and swap them over.
0:18:58 > 0:19:06What a good idea! Very clever indeed! I bet nobody has EVER thought of an idea like that!
0:19:06 > 0:19:12All we do is get boots the same as Mr Mainwaring's only smaller, and swap them over.
0:19:12 > 0:19:18- No, he'd tumble it. - If we make 'em look worn, he'll never know the difference.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Awfully clever! I bet no-one's EVER thought of an idea like that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:29# Sand in my shoes... Sand from Havana... #
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Hey! Listen, let me do the talking.
0:19:34 > 0:19:42Charlie, when I give you a signal, say you want a glass of water. Water? All right.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45This is going to cost us a fortune.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50Good afternoon, gentlemen. My friend wants brown boots.
0:19:50 > 0:19:57Not black boots? Brown boots are for officers. He's going to be an officer.
0:19:57 > 0:20:04- Yes, I'm going to be an officer. - You've got experience! What size?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08I shall probably be a big officer.
0:20:08 > 0:20:16- What size of BOOTS, you fool !- I'd like size eight, please. Thank you. - Mr Mainwaring gets his boots here?
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- That's right. He'd like a pair like his. - Yes, like Mr Mainwaring's.
0:20:21 > 0:20:27Very well. How much is this going to cost? 36 shillings the pair.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32Nine shillings each !? Induce him to find something cheaper.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35There we are.
0:20:36 > 0:20:43You don't look well, Mr Godfrey. You'd better sit down. He's a bit pale.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Could I have a glass of water? - A glass of water?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Yes, yes, I'll get one. Oh, thank you.
0:20:51 > 0:20:57- (Quick! Swap these for a half-size smaller than Mr Mainwaring's.)- Right.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Hold it!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05All right, all right.
0:21:12 > 0:21:18- I've forgotten. What size DOES he take?- Size... Blimey! D'you know, Taffy?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21How should I know? Charlie? What?
0:21:21 > 0:21:26Never mind! When he brings water, drink it fast and ask for another.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32There you are, sir. I'm sorry you're not feeling well.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Oh...thank you.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43That wisnae enough, Godfrey! Could I have another one?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Oh! Certainly.
0:21:47 > 0:21:54- (Well done, Charlie!)- You didn't ask the size of Mr Mainwaring's boots. - I didn't have time.
0:21:54 > 0:22:01When he brings the glass, drink it and ask for another. I couldn't drink another.
0:22:01 > 0:22:07Force yourself! And YOU ask the size of Mr Mainwaring's boots. Right, Joe.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11I thought I'd bring plenty.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Er...he'd like another one.
0:22:20 > 0:22:25I'll help you. By the way...
0:22:25 > 0:22:32What size of boots does Mr Mainwaring take? Very small - 6½.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Why? He'd like some more.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Careful, you're spilling it!
0:22:39 > 0:22:44Joe, you're dicing with death, filling the man up like this!
0:22:44 > 0:22:49- I-I...that's enough, thank you. Jonesie!- What?
0:22:49 > 0:22:57- Like a drop of water?- Oh, yes. Thanks very much. Used to work in the Sudan. Can't get enough water.
0:22:57 > 0:23:04When he was in the Sudan, he nearly died of thirst. Oh, dear!
0:23:04 > 0:23:09I nearly died of thirst in the Sudan, nearly died of it.
0:23:09 > 0:23:16They've finished it! Seeing them drinking has made me thirsty. Any more?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Good!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22< Swap these for a size six. < Six, six!
0:23:22 > 0:23:27- Come on, Jonesie! - Don't panic!
0:23:27 > 0:23:32Size six. I know, I know. Wait a minute...
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Did you get size six? > I think you ought to...
0:23:44 > 0:23:49- Here you are.- Well done!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Well...!
0:23:54 > 0:24:00Wh-what's happened? We thought we saw a mouse.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05More of a mouse than anything.
0:24:05 > 0:24:13Right, we'll take these. Doesn't he want to try them on? No, he's sensitive about his toes.
0:24:13 > 0:24:21- Why's that? He had them tortured in the Sudan. - Yes, terrible toe-torturers!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Right, pay the man, Taffy. Jonesie...
0:24:24 > 0:24:33Give him his 36 bob. 36 shillings for a pair of boots is highway robbery!
0:24:33 > 0:24:39Thank you. Bye! Wait! What about coupons?
0:24:39 > 0:24:47Blimey! Hang on! How many? Where did you get all those ?! I've got a big family.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Before we go, could I be excused a moment?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56No time, no time!
0:25:00 > 0:25:04That's funny, I've never seen any mice in here.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09# Sand in my shoes, Sand from Havana... #
0:25:11 > 0:25:19- Oh! Good afternoon, gentlemen. - Afternoon. I'd like to get a pair of brown boots for this young man.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- Brown, eh? Is he going to be an officer as well ?- What?
0:25:23 > 0:25:31- Only officers wear brown boots.- Yes. That's right, yes. He's going to be an officer as well.
0:25:31 > 0:25:38- Bit young for an officer. - He's frightfully keen. - You're a proud father!
0:25:38 > 0:25:44- I don't follow you. - Your son, becoming an officer. - Well, he's...er, he's...
0:25:45 > 0:25:51- He's not my son, you see. - I could have sworn there was...
0:25:51 > 0:25:59- Would you mind going away and getting the boots?- Sorry! What size does the young man take?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- What size, hm? What?- Nines.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Nine.- Please.
0:26:05 > 0:26:11I want the same sort as Mr Mainwaring. Don't they all (?)
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- There you are.- Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Will one glass be sufficient?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24What?
0:26:24 > 0:26:32- Water. You're feeling faint. - Very clever! How did you guess? - I'll get you one.- Right.
0:26:32 > 0:26:38Frank, quick as you can. Change these into a size six, please. Hurry!
0:26:43 > 0:26:50- There's no sixes here, Uncle. - What? Try higher up. Go on! Don't make such a noise.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Quick as you can.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Come on, Frank!
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Seven...eight... ten...eight...
0:27:00 > 0:27:03There's no sixes, Uncle!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Try higher up, then.
0:27:06 > 0:27:13Mum'll have a fit when she finds out you sent me up so high. I get terrible verdigris!
0:27:14 > 0:27:21All right, Frank, all right! That's enough! I think I've got a size six here. Come down now.
0:27:21 > 0:27:27- You nearly did me a very nasty injury.- Sorry!- Come and sit down.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- Oh. There!- Thank you so much.
0:27:33 > 0:27:40- We saw a mouse, you know. - It's all right, I brought the cat.
0:27:40 > 0:27:47- That's a good job, anyway. - What?- Good job Mrs Mainwaring makes him sleep in the air-raid shelter.
0:27:47 > 0:27:53- Made it easier for you to change the boots.- Nearly took me head off!
0:27:53 > 0:27:58- Did you change the boots, Uncle? - Keep your voice down.- Did you?- Yes.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Morning, men.
0:28:02 > 0:28:08- Fall them in, Sergeant. I'm going to get the map.- Right, sir.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Fall in, please!
0:28:13 > 0:28:17- KNOCKING - Come in.
0:28:19 > 0:28:27- Good morning, Mr Mainwaring.- Morning. - I've brought those boots you left for repair last week.- Thank you.
0:28:27 > 0:28:36- I thought you said I'd have to wait a month.- I found a bit of leather. YOU sent me all those customers.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Really?
0:28:39 > 0:28:44I think I'll change into these. These are pinching me a bit.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48- I'll put them on your account.- Right.
0:28:48 > 0:28:55- I give him half a mile before he has to pack it up. - I'll give him a mile.
0:28:55 > 0:29:00- No, he'll never do a mile. - He will.- Ten bob?- You're on!
0:29:00 > 0:29:03That's better!
0:29:06 > 0:29:10Platoon, attention!
0:29:10 > 0:29:15Now, men, 20 miles is a long march, but if I can do it, so can you.
0:29:15 > 0:29:23- Permission to speak, sir?- Yes.- As long as you keep going, sir, we'll be right behind you.- Excellent!
0:29:23 > 0:29:29- Right! Platoon will move to the left in threes. Left turn! - THUD OF FEET >
0:29:29 > 0:29:37- Let's start off with a merry heart. Corporal Jones.- Sir! - Lead off in single file.
0:29:37 > 0:29:42With a merry heart, quick march!
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