0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:07 > 0:00:12# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We are the boys who will make you think again.
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# 'Cause who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun,
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# If you think old England's done? #
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Now, pay attention, everyone.
0:00:55 > 0:01:03We're in the scouts' dressing room because the vicar is holding some function or other in the main hall.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Now, I want to review the disposition of our troops
0:01:07 > 0:01:09in the broader...
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- I'm so sorry.- Quite all right.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16broader strategical picture as it now is.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21- Or, where should Jonesy stick his bayonet?- That'll do, Walker.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Now, Hitler is across the channel, here,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29licking the wounds we inflicted at Dunkirk.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Still, he is desperate and dangerous.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37More so, now he's enmeshed with our ally, the Russian bear.
0:01:37 > 0:01:43- I thought they were communists. - We won't go into that now, Godfrey.
0:01:43 > 0:01:49- Under stress, we can't pick our bedfellows. - As Crusoe said of Friday.
0:01:49 > 0:01:56Now, we are standing, shoulder to shoulder here, on the shores of dear old blighty.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00In the middle, Jack Tar is ruling the waves.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03In the skies above us are...
0:02:03 > 0:02:08- The Brylcreem Boys!- The Bryl... That's enough from you, Walker!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Now, as I was saying...
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- You're late on parade, Pike. - Sorry, Sir.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17There's too much laxity going on.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- What did he say? - There's too much laxity.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Funny thing to give a lecture on.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29- Well, Pike?- Mum made me tidy my room before my tea.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- Come without tea. - She won't let me.
0:02:33 > 0:02:40- I take a serious view of this absence without leave. Take his name.- Yes, Sir. Yes.
0:02:40 > 0:02:47Now, as I say, the enemy is here, with his phalanxes, and...
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Sergeant, did you take his name? - Yes, Sir. Yes.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- I didn't see you note it. - I KNOW it.
0:02:56 > 0:03:04- I told you to take his name down in case you forget it.- Unlikely. I HAVE known him for 19 years.
0:03:04 > 0:03:11- I suggested you put it down, so you won't forget you've taken it. Is that clear?- Yes, Sir, yes.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Right.- He isn't clear to me.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Now, as...
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- What's this?- I'm tying a knot.- Why?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26To remind me to take Pike's name.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Can't you write?- I've no paper.
0:03:30 > 0:03:36- Haven't you the initiative to borrow some?- Well...- Anyone?
0:03:36 > 0:03:44ALL: No, no, no. FRAZER: You wanted empty pockets. Only rank, name and number.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- In case of capture. - We don't want to show any intelligence.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Some of us haven't got too much to show.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- All right, Corporal... - Don't start!- Sit down!
0:03:57 > 0:04:02- See me after Parade.- It's only a joke.- War is no joke.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- What was I saying?- Stick it! On the board.
0:04:07 > 0:04:13- Stick what on the board? - Pike's name!- Good idea!
0:04:13 > 0:04:19- Do that.- Where's the chalk? - I've no idea.- You HAD it. - I haven't now.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- It's there. - Thank-you, Jonesy. How kind!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Thank-you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I find that humiliating.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38What does it matter? I'll tell Mum. She'll fix him.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Now...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Hitler and his lackey, Mussolini,
0:04:46 > 0:04:49are here, across the Channel.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52We are guarding our strong points,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Stones Amusement Arcade here,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58the Novelty Rock Emporium here,
0:04:58 > 0:05:05with our Advanced Headquarters here, in the middle, at the Marigold Tea Rooms.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Now, we have a serious tactical point.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14It's on the cards that Adolf has these places very well taped.
0:05:14 > 0:05:22He's been here for a while, with air reconnaissance, photographs, espionage reports and so on.
0:05:22 > 0:05:29He could observe our comings and goings. What do we do about that?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Don't go so often.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You're very tedious, Walker.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38In the Sudan, we used a little wrinkle.
0:05:38 > 0:05:44When the fuzzy-wuzzies found our HQ, we had to go to an elsewhere.
0:05:44 > 0:05:51When they came at us where we wasn't, we fired from where we was.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57- Then we used the cold steel. They didn't like that...- No, I...
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- Thank-you.- I haven't finished yet. - You've made your point. Thank-you.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Doesn't let you finish. Shame.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Right. Now then.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13So, if Hitler thinks that we are here, or here,
0:06:13 > 0:06:20as from tonight, we are, in fact, going to be...here.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29- Now what is that? - A box with a dunce's cap on.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32No! Harris Orphanage Holiday Home Hut.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37Quite right, Walker. The Harris Orphans Holiday Home Hut.
0:06:37 > 0:06:44It has good strategic position. Good observation and an all-round field of fire.
0:06:44 > 0:06:50- And 3 dozen screaming kids.- No, they were removed after Dunkirk.
0:06:50 > 0:06:58They wore little blue aprons, and little straw hats and made sand-castles. I wanted to join them.
0:06:58 > 0:07:05- That's the place, Godfrey, now... - They had cream buns for tea once. They really tucked in!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I'd forgotten about cream buns!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Remember they used to fill the buns while you waited?
0:07:12 > 0:07:18I always licked the sugar off before it went up my nose.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Used to make you sneeze. It was very difficult...
0:07:22 > 0:07:30- ANIMATED CONVERSATIONS - Be quiet, everybody! - I'm so sorry. Beg your pardon.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Can we get back to tactics? - So sorry, Sir.- Right.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Now, if Hitler attacks us here, or here,
0:07:38 > 0:07:42we'll give him everything from here.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- The Harris Orphans Holiday Home - ALL: Hut!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Frazer.- Sir.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Platoon! Platoon, 'shun!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- All right, as you were.- As you WERE!
0:08:08 > 0:08:14Come on, Godfrey. As you were, at the double. Sit down, as the officer said.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19- Isn't Sergeant Wilson in charge? - Yes.- Where is he?
0:08:19 > 0:08:25- He got a little bit drowsy so I suggested forty winks.- Forty...!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28But he should be awake and alert!
0:08:28 > 0:08:36- I know that, Sir, but I... Well, you know, I said I'd waken him when the invasion started.- Oh!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Wilson! Wilson! - Give it a rest, Mavis.
0:08:42 > 0:08:51- Wilson! Wake up!- I'm so sorry, Sir. I do beg your pardon, Sir. Is anything...wrong?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Hmm?- Come outside.- Right, Sir.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Now, Wilson... WILSON!
0:09:01 > 0:09:10- Come outside!- Sorry, my boots... - I gave you an order!- Of course, Sir.- Follow me!- I will, Sir, yes.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Yes, Sir? Yes?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Where's your hat?- Here, Sir. Here.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Well, put it on.- Right, Sir.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Sorry, Sir, would you mind holding that?
0:09:31 > 0:09:38Terribly difficult to do this without a mirror. Awfully. Is that...nice?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- Never mind! You should set an example!- Yes, Sir.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45You're fast asleep during an alert.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50Nothing very much was happening so I thought I'd have a little nap.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55I've had so many disturbed nights what with air raids and things.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I'm not interested in your excuses,
0:09:58 > 0:10:00if excuses they be.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04You must pull yourself together, Wilson.
0:10:05 > 0:10:12If THEY can stay awake, you must too. Or else stand down for someone who can.
0:10:12 > 0:10:18- Sir, if you're dissatisfied with my...- That's all, Sergeant. - Oh...!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Any sign of them, Frazer? - Of course not.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26No Christian soul would venture out on a black night like this.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29It's too dark for a randy tom cat.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Even so, keep a sharp look out.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Will there be a cup of tea on the way to help clear my eyesight?
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Yes. Pike's on the way.- Good.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Any chance of a cup of char? - Yes, Pike's on the way.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Pay attention a minute, will you?
0:10:51 > 0:10:57Sergeant Wilson tells me he can't put his hat on without a mirror.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02I'll give you an invaluable little wrinkle.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Lend me your cap, Wilson.- Right.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Thank...(!)
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Put it on roughly at first. So.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Then take the forefinger, and push it up your nose.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Up the outside, of course.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Now you'll feel buttons, you see,
0:11:24 > 0:11:28with the finger. And align the hat thus, you see?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Then put it on one side, as usual, and there you are!
0:11:35 > 0:11:41So, even without a mirror, there's no excuse for us not looking good.
0:11:41 > 0:11:48- Arthur! It's SO dark! I'm sure someone followed me! - Hardly likely, Mavis.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Not everyone finds me unattractive.
0:11:51 > 0:11:59I didn't mean that. What with the blackout, you look just as nice as anyone else, I mean...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Frank forgot your biscuits. Where is he?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Not here yet. He left BEFORE me, with the flask!
0:12:06 > 0:12:14- What's happened?- I don't know! - He's only a baby.- I know he is. - Perhaps the prowler's got him.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Perhaps he IS the prowler.- Walker!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Don't worry. I expect he's lost.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24He's probably with a lady-follower.
0:12:24 > 0:12:31- I did that when I was a young rip. In the spring the maidens get lustful...- All right!
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Something's happened! Arthur! - All right, Mavis.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- < Sssh a minute!- Heavens! - What was that?
0:12:41 > 0:12:46- What is it, Frazer? - I thought I heard a faint cry.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51< (He-e-elp! He-e-e-elp!)
0:12:51 > 0:12:56It's from the water's edge! < He-elp! He-elp!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Quiet! Absolutely quiet, please! - < He-elp!
0:13:03 > 0:13:09- That's Pike. - Oooh, Arthur!- All right, Mavis. - Are you all right, Pike?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12My leg hurts! I'm caught in the wire!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Stupid boy. Why's he out there?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19 I expect he missed the bathers' gap.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24- Arthur, don't leave him in agony! Go and get him!- All right, Mavis.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Would one of you mind... helping me over the wire?
0:13:29 > 0:13:35I wouldn't try that, Sergeant. Ten paces and you'll be in smithereens.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- The mines! - He's in the minefield! Arthur!
0:13:38 > 0:13:45- All right. Sergeant, phone the engineer. We need a path cleared. - Right, sir.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48 It's a miracle he got there safely.
0:13:48 > 0:13:55- Permission to give young Pike a few words of encouragement, Sir? - Yes, of course.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00Hoi! Pikey! Cheer up, boy!
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Don't you move a muscle or you'll be blown to Kingdom Come!
0:14:04 > 0:14:12 He must be cold and wet out there. His delicate chest! You don't care enough, Mr Mainwaring!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16I'm waging war, Mrs Pike... not running a clinic.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Well, Wilson?- I'm just through.
0:14:23 > 0:14:30It's most terribly kind of you, but if you could get here a teeny weeny bit sooner,
0:14:30 > 0:14:37- we'd be most awfully grateful. Thank-you so much. Goodbye. - Well?
0:14:37 > 0:14:42There's trouble with a landmine. They'll be about three hours.
0:14:42 > 0:14:48- Three hours!- Yes.- He can wait. Too bad. He'll learn to be careful next time.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- He'll drown. - What?- Eh?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54He'll drown. The tide's coming in fast.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Blimey! The tide covers the wire!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Arthur! Save him! He's got all his life before him!
0:15:01 > 0:15:06All right, but just let me think. For one moment.
0:15:06 > 0:15:13- While you're thinking, the water's rising. He can't swim! I'll get him! - No! Mavis!- Mrs Pike! Stop!
0:15:13 > 0:15:20- No! Stop! Come back!- Keep calm! Pikey boy, your mother's coming! - Be quiet! Be quiet!
0:15:20 > 0:15:26 Wait! Why don't we get a boat and we can rescue him by sea?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28 The nearest's at Salthaven.
0:15:28 > 0:15:36- By the time we rowed back, the boy'd be drowned a whole hour. Oooh, Arthur!- Frazer, a little tact!
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- Did anyone see this minefield laid? - I did.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44It made a crazy pattern. Come in and I'll show you.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51I'll use these shells.
0:15:51 > 0:15:58- The orphans collected them. They're pretty. You can hear the sea. - Yes, yes, Godfrey.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01The mines were laid in rows of about five.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06And they were laid about five yards apart in a pattern like that.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- You see, Sir.- Yes, I do.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14- So, if Pike's here...- Aye. - There's a clear path through here.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17If that's wrong, we step on five.
0:16:17 > 0:16:24I think I read that the done thing is to prod the ground, you know? To feel for the mine...
0:16:24 > 0:16:31- Prod it.- Yes.- Feel.- Yes.- And prod. - Yes.- And feel.- Yes.- And...- Yes. Good thinking.
0:16:31 > 0:16:37Why don't we prod with the bayonet and if we feel one we can detour?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- There's scaffolding and wire! - For tanks.
0:16:40 > 0:16:46- We must cut the wire.- I've got cutters in my shed.- Good. Go on.
0:16:46 > 0:16:52- We must start now clearing a path. We'll mark a route for you.- Right.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- We could use these flags. - Ideal. Go on!- Right.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- The orphans put them on sandcastles. Very gay.- Yes.
0:17:00 > 0:17:06I know I don't need to ask for volunteers. Follow me!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Keep as close as you can.- Aye.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Arthur, not you!- What is it? - Don't you go!
0:17:21 > 0:17:26- What?- I can't lose you both! Let the others do it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:33- There are some things one has to do or else one isn't a man, is one? - You've always managed.- Please (!)
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Oh, dear. HE-E-ELP!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43All right, Pike! We're coming!
0:17:43 > 0:17:49We may have to carry him out, so we'll clear a path for two.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Captain Mainwaring, I volunteer to clear a path for two.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59- Later, Jones.- Let me prod, Sir. - Sergeant Wilson and I will lead.
0:17:59 > 0:18:06- Sergeant Wilson!- Just coming, Sir. Had to have a little...chat with Mrs Pike.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09This is no time for that.
0:18:09 > 0:18:16- Sergeant Wilson and I will lead. You, Corporal, will mark the route. - Yes, Sir!- Not now!- No! Wait!
0:18:17 > 0:18:23- Godfrey and Frazer in the rear. Godfrey?- He's not here. - I don't understand!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26No(?) Seems crystal clear to me.
0:18:26 > 0:18:32- What d'you mean? - First whiff of danger and he's off like a scared weasel.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37- You've no call to speak like that. - Well, he's not here, is he?
0:18:37 > 0:18:45Begging my pardon, Sir, Private Godfrey is often missing on account of he has to go hrp-hrp-hrp-hrp.
0:18:47 > 0:18:53- He has to do what?- He gets taken short, Sir.- Oh, yes! He'll follow.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Right. Give me the torch, Wilson.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00- I haven't got the torch, Sir. - I told you to bring it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03The word 'torch' never passed your lips.
0:19:03 > 0:19:10- You know you're responsible for it! - We've been through this... - What are you doing?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Well done.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20- You shine it, Frazer.- Aye.- Grab a bayonet. I'll take this one.
0:19:21 > 0:19:27- What are you doing, Corporal? - You touched my bayonet, Sir!
0:19:27 > 0:19:32- I'm only borrowing it, man! - Sorry, Sir. Reflex action.
0:19:32 > 0:19:38- Years of sleeping in the bush veldt.- Pull yourself together.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Right. Here we go. Good luck. - Yes. Good luck.
0:19:45 > 0:19:53- Now, Wilson?- Yes?- Make quite sure there's nothing in front of you before you advance.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Follow?- I do, Sir. I certainly will.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- It's pretty soft here.- Yes.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Feels all right.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Yes, it is all right.
0:20:07 > 0:20:14- Wilson, there's no need to prod every inch.- I...- They're at least eight inches apart.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19I know. But one can't be too careful.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Right. Come on. Move on.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- I think it's all right! - Permission to speak?- Yes.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32If it wasn't all right, we'd know by now.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37- Thank-you(!) Better mark the route. - Right.- Pass me a flag.- Here's one.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Can't possibly use that one.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51We'll have a French one. They're fairly reliable.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Right, prod on, Wilson.- Right.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Who's there? Only me, Mrs P.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06Ooh, I thought you were the prowler. Better luck next time!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Where are they? Down there I think.
0:21:10 > 0:21:17- Mr Mainwaring?- Yes?- Hurry up! The tide's coming in. - We'll be as quick as we can.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Sir, I think... I think I've found something.
0:21:21 > 0:21:26- Does it feel like a mine?- It's a little difficult to know, Sir.
0:21:26 > 0:21:32- Is it hard?- One hardly likes to overplay one's hand to find out.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Let me try.- Right, you feel it.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- There's something there.- Yes!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Clear the sand away.- Right.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Wilson!
0:21:47 > 0:21:53There's a boy who will drown. Clear the sand! Oh, for heaven's sake(!)
0:21:57 > 0:22:01All right, sir? What is it? What's that?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05"A Handbook of Field Engineering and Mine Warfare"
0:22:05 > 0:22:10- What does that mean? - "How To Lay A Minefield" God(!)
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Blimey. Halt! Who goes there? Friend or German?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25GODFREY: It's only me.
0:22:25 > 0:22:31How did you get here? Well, the same way as you did.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36I've brought you a pair of water wings, in case they take a while.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41But you can't swim! I've got two lots of water wings.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45And a blanket, in case you were cold.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Thanks. Mum hates if I catch a chill.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53I think I'd better start blowing these up, don't you? Yes.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01- Right, Jones.- Mr Mainwaring? > - Yes. We're here, Walker.- Right. >
0:23:03 > 0:23:10- Here!- Yes?- I expect poor Pikey's getting a bit anxious. - Yes, I expect he is.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13It's all right, Pikey boy! We're coming!
0:23:13 > 0:23:20- Please! My nerves won't stand it! - I was only giving him some encouragement.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Well don't. Just keep quiet.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Hello? I've found something. - And here, Sir.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33There? They must be closer, Frazer.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36It could be a stone, Sir.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41Wait a minute. Let's clear this. See if we can lift it out.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Ooh, wait a minute, Sir!
0:23:43 > 0:23:50You better be careful, Sir. Some of them have booby trap devices for trapping boobies.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Oh, do shut up, Jones.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56It's metal all right. Not very big.
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- I've got the clippers. What's up? - If I open my mouth he says shut it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- It's a mine.- Can't we avoid it?
0:24:06 > 0:24:12- There's another here. - Watch for booby traps. If you touch the wire...
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Yes!- We know!- Walker, please!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- There's writing.- Is there?
0:24:22 > 0:24:28Mmm... Moc-law-ot-ebickue.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Must be Russian.
0:24:30 > 0:24:37- They're on our side. - These ARE our mines.- Of course! It's so confusing!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Come on. Let us get past. Let's have a look.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45"Welcome to Walmington"(?)
0:24:47 > 0:24:50It's a kid's bucket (!)
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Very similar in shape.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Evening, Mrs Pike. Where's Napoleon? Down there, saving my boy.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Flashing a light? There's a raid on!
0:25:04 > 0:25:10- He'll have the Jerries here. PUT THAT LIGHT OUT! - Mind your own business!
0:25:10 > 0:25:18- This is a military emergency. - Anything you touch is! Hooligan! Ten to one he blows himself up!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Oooh! Your boy'll be fine. Don't worry.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28- Nearly there, Pike. Stay there. - Yes, stay there.
0:25:28 > 0:25:35I can't do much else, Uncle, Sergeant. I've got wire stuck in my bum!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Don't be coarse, Pike.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Pass me those...
0:25:44 > 0:25:51- cutters, will you?- There, Sir. - I volunteer to clip, Sir. I vol... - Shut up! I'm sick of your voice!
0:25:52 > 0:26:00- I've never known him like this. - He's worried, you fool! - Why? Has he got trouble at home?
0:26:00 > 0:26:08- Right, we're there, Pike. - Could you cut the bit in my you-know-what first?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12SNIP Oh! What a relief, Mr Mainwaring!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16SNIPPING
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Right, d'you think you can... - SNIP
0:26:27 > 0:26:32- crawl out after us now? - I'll try, but my ankle's hurting.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35We need a blanket for dragging him.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40Would you care for a cup of tea before you start back?
0:26:40 > 0:26:46- Godfrey! How did you get there? - Through the bathing gap. To keep him company.
0:26:46 > 0:26:55- You could have been blown up! - Maybe. Sorry, there's no sugar. But I've brought a blanket.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59You were very foolish, Godfrey. And damned brave.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03A man of steel, just like I always said.
0:27:04 > 0:27:12- The water's getting awfully close. - Taffy, you shine the light. Sergeant Wilson and I will drag him out.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Right.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Spread the weight in case of a deep one.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21I'll prod in case you've missed one.
0:27:21 > 0:27:27Right, son, here we go. 1 - 2 - 3 - HEAVE! Oooh!
0:27:27 > 0:27:31I'll be glad of me Mum's poultice! HEAVE!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34It was stuck right in... HEAVE!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37it was rusty and all! HEAVE!
0:27:37 > 0:27:43- It'd be a pity to die of lock-jaw after all your trouble.- Be quiet!
0:27:43 > 0:27:47- I think I've struck something, Sir. - Let me through.- Right, Sir.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54- Let's see.- Hey-ey! - All right.- Oh, forgot. Sorry, Sir.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01There's something there all right.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Well? You praying to Mecca(?)
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Stand still. It's very dangerous.
0:28:08 > 0:28:14He laid the mines. It's all clear 'ere. Yes. All clear 'ere. Em, here.
0:28:14 > 0:28:20No, no mines here. What a fool you look, poking with your little bayonet!
0:28:20 > 0:28:25Actually, the mines stop 200 yards up the beach!
0:28:26 > 0:28:30Yes? Well, in that case, what's this?
0:28:31 > 0:28:35Cor blimey! It's a mine! You're a right one!
0:28:35 > 0:28:40- All right, everybody, stay still. - Don't panic! Don't PANIC!
0:28:40 > 0:28:44- Jones!- You got me into this! Get me out!
0:28:44 > 0:28:48Stand still! Nobody move an inch!
0:28:49 > 0:28:51What do you suggest we do next(?)
0:28:51 > 0:28:55Well, er...could you lend me your bayonet?
0:29:02 > 0:29:06MUSIC: "Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Hitler?"