0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:07 > 0:00:12# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# We are the boys who will make you think again
0:00:22 > 0:00:27# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening And he's ready with his gun
0:00:41 > 0:00:45# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:45 > 0:00:50# If you think old England's done? #
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Yes, I realise that, sir.
0:00:54 > 0:01:01I can't ask my men to do a thing like that. They're front-line fighting troops.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06They can't wait to have a go at Jerry.
0:01:06 > 0:01:13- Just a moment. Wilson, don't rustle that paper when I'm on the telephone.- Sorry, sir.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24Sorry about that, sir. I will ask them but they won't like it.
0:01:24 > 0:01:32- Very well.- Everything all right? - No, we're being taken off active duty for the next two weekends.
0:01:32 > 0:01:38- Good. We'll have some free time. - No, we'll be guarding a POW camp.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43The regular guards haven't had any leave for months.
0:01:43 > 0:01:51- At last, we'll come face to face with some Nazis.- They're not Nazis, Wilson, they're Italians.
0:01:51 > 0:01:58If Hitler kicks off during the next two weekends, we shan't be here to stop him.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03We shall be playing nursemaid to comic opera soldiers.
0:02:03 > 0:02:10# Give me land, lots of land, Under starry skies above, Don't fence me in. #
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Platoon, halt!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Left turn.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Stand at ease. Stand easy.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24The prisoner of war camp is just round the corner.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29There are 60 Italian POWs in there. They'll be a sloppy bunch.
0:02:29 > 0:02:36When we march through those gates, I want them to see what smart British soldiers look like.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Understood?
0:02:38 > 0:02:45Now, don't forget, chests out, chins in, marching smartly to attention.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Squad, atten-shun!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Slope arms.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Right turn.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03By the left, quick march.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Left...left...left, right, left.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Left...left.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Platoon, halt.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Do you think this is the place, Wilson?
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Mm? Well, I suppose it's quite possible.
0:03:27 > 0:03:34- Better fall the men out. - Yes, sir. Would you mind falling out, please, all of you?
0:03:40 > 0:03:45This is absurd. Whoever heard of a POW camp without guards?
0:03:45 > 0:03:51- There's nobody up there, is there? - Not unless he's kneeling.- Watch it.
0:03:51 > 0:03:58- Try ringing the front doorbell, sir.- Don't talk nonsense. POW camps don't have doorbells.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03- Hit that tin thing. Somebody might hear.- Ah.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Ridiculous!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Anyone there? Is anybody there?
0:04:12 > 0:04:17- I say!- I don't like the look of this. It's just like Beau Geste.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23When the relief column got to the fort in the desert
0:04:23 > 0:04:28the walls were lined with Legionnaires and they were all dead.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33The captain shouted, "Is anybody there?" and got shot.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Stupid boy!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41That was bow legs, not Beau Geste.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Somebody's coming out of that hut.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Hey, you!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54He's ignoring me! Hey!
0:04:54 > 0:04:59Hey, you! Yes, you. Come here.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Now, what's going on here?- Huh?
0:05:06 > 0:05:11This looks very fishy. Who is in charge?
0:05:11 > 0:05:17Who...is...in...ch...? Anybody here speak Italian?
0:05:17 > 0:05:24I do a little, sir. Che gelida manina.
0:05:25 > 0:05:31- What did you say to him, Godfrey? - Your tiny hand is frozen.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- Why did you say that?- It's all the Italian I know. I like opera.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42This is ridiculous. Open!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Open!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Ah, si, si.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57I'm going to get to the bottom of this, Wilson.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Make sure that man doesn't escape!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12GRAMOPHONE PLAYS "O Cara Mia"
0:06:15 > 0:06:18What are you doing?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Buongiorno!
0:06:26 > 0:06:32- Who on earth are you?- Io? Mi chiamo Franco Bruno Otelo Monteverdi.
0:06:32 > 0:06:39- Never mind all that. Don't you know that you should stand when an officer comes in?- Perche?
0:06:39 > 0:06:45You are only a capitano. You should stand up for me. I am a generale.
0:06:45 > 0:06:51- A general?- Generale Franco Bruno Otelo...- Don't start that again.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Where are the guards?- They go.
0:06:56 > 0:07:05- Go?- Yes, for a little holiday. The Polish capitanos left for you un piccolo biglietto. Ecco.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07See what it says.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Right, sir.
0:07:10 > 0:07:18"Forgive, please. We catch the 1:30 train to London. Otherwise we miss our end week leave."
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Sounds nice, "End week leave." - Get on with it!
0:07:22 > 0:07:30"The Italian prisoners are quite tame and they work on the farms in the week. Back Sunday 2000 hours."
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- That's...eight o'clock. - Yes, I know. Who signed it?
0:07:35 > 0:07:42- Captain Shodski, Free Polish Forces. - With foreigners looking after each other, this is what happens!
0:07:42 > 0:07:50- Yes, quite, sir.- It's outrageous. I'm going to report this Shodski to GHQ. Have you got a telephone?
0:07:50 > 0:07:55Si, telefono. Is in the guard room. Non vi preoccupare.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00I've looked after everything very good until you have arrived.
0:08:00 > 0:08:07- You're a prisoner of war! We're enemies.- No, it's not true. Siamo amici. We are friends, capitano.
0:08:07 > 0:08:12I have refused to fight against the Inglesi.
0:08:12 > 0:08:18Capitano, when I was in Africa, in the deserto, I surrendered.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Personal feelings are irrelevant. You're a prisoner of war.
0:08:23 > 0:08:30I represent HM Government. From now on, I will run this camp properly.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35- Shall I fall the men out, sir? - Yes, carry on, corporal.- Sir.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Hey, Joe! How are you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:45- Knock it off. You don't know me. - No, you are my big friend!
0:08:45 > 0:08:50- What's going on here? - That's the continental method, sir.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55- Do you know this man?- Which one? Oh, him. I've never seen him before.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59No, I have never seen him before in his life.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- It all looks very queer to me.- Yes.
0:09:02 > 0:09:10I've had enough of this foreign nonsense. From now on, this place will be run according to the book.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13What are these men doing in bed?
0:09:13 > 0:09:21- They are in a bed for the siesta. - Sie...? We'll soon see about that! On your feet, all of you!
0:09:21 > 0:09:28- Get up! - Quick as you can, if you please. - Get Pike, Godfrey and Walker.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Come on!- Please, capitano!
0:09:31 > 0:09:37Don't wake them. They have worked very hard all week on the farms.
0:09:37 > 0:09:44I've been working very hard all week in my bank. You don't catch me spending my leisure hours in bed.
0:09:44 > 0:09:52- I'm up defending my country. - They would defend their country but it's too far away.- Poppycock!
0:09:52 > 0:09:58- Come on!- Sergente, can you not stop him?- Get your hands off my sergeant.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00This is a shambles.
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Why aren't these men wearing POW uniforms?
0:10:05 > 0:10:14They are very proud men. They like to wear their own uniform, molto elegante. Look how much more smart.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19Left, right, left, right, left, right. Squad, halt.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Right turn.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28All present men are correct, sir.
0:10:29 > 0:10:35Thank you, corporal. General, that is what real soldiers look like.
0:10:35 > 0:10:43Capitano, I keep telling you, we don't want to look like real soldiers. We are not enemies.
0:10:43 > 0:10:49Until I receive orders to the contrary, we ARE enemies. You'd better do something about it.
0:10:49 > 0:10:57- Capitano, you are very hard man. - I have to be. Otherwise we'd all be under the Nazi jackboot by now.
0:10:57 > 0:11:04Frazer, Pike, Godfrey, Walker, get the rest of the men on the parade ground at the double.
0:11:04 > 0:11:10Right turn. At the double, quick march. Left, right.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Signore.- No, grazie. Capitano, ti piace un pomodoro?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Don't be disgusting!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Now, corporal.- Sir?
0:11:21 > 0:11:27- Get these men on to the parade ground and count them. There should be 60.- Very good, sir.
0:11:27 > 0:11:32- Come on then, on the move now. - Come on, on the move. On the...
0:11:32 > 0:11:37Oh, it's like that, is it? Right!
0:11:37 > 0:11:44COME ON! On the move! Come on then. Come on out! Hup! Hup! Hup!
0:11:45 > 0:11:52That's the only language they understand, sir. They don't like it up 'em, sir.
0:11:52 > 0:11:58- That's the stuff, corporal. Carry on.- Come on now, boys.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- Excellent, don't you think?- Indeed. - Capitano, you are very cruel man.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06You don't think I'm enjoying this?
0:12:06 > 0:12:12- Corporal!- Sir?- Line 'em up in threes and count them.- Very good.
0:12:12 > 0:12:19- Corporal Jones will soon tell us if any are missing. - They look rather alike to me.
0:12:19 > 0:12:27- No, it's the Chinese that look all alike, like Chinese.- Sir, these look alike, like Italians.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31JONES AND FRAZER COUNT POWs
0:12:33 > 0:12:37JONES: Why don't you shut up? I can't do it properly.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42FRAZER: Can I help it if you're illiterate? I've counted them. They're all there.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47JONES: I can't help that. I have to start again.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Corporal!- I've only got as far as four, sir.
0:12:52 > 0:12:58- Never mind. Stop counting. Give them some drill.- Very good, sir.
0:12:58 > 0:13:06Now you'll see a first-class British NCO in action. He'll soon lick some shape into your chaps.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Squad, atten-SHUN. FEET THUD
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Quick march! NO MOVEMENT
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Quick... Oh, soldati avante!
0:13:18 > 0:13:23MEN MARCH Left, right, left, right.
0:13:23 > 0:13:28Squad, halt! MARCHING CONTINUES
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Oh, my God! RUNNING FOOTSTEPS
0:13:31 > 0:13:38Mr Mainwaring, what's Italian for "Halt"? CLATTERING
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, never mind. It's too late now.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# ..Dining at the Ritz
0:13:46 > 0:13:50# And a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square. #
0:13:50 > 0:13:56Never heard anything so stupid in my life, squeezing us in here.
0:13:56 > 0:14:03Captain Mainwaring wants us where he can lay his hands upon me in case of trouble.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08- The rest are patrolling the wire. - I've had enough. I'm going down.
0:14:08 > 0:14:15We've got to stay here until we're relieved. I gotta be relieved NOW.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19All right but don't be long. Move round.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24Excuse me. Could I be excused as well?
0:14:24 > 0:14:31- All right. Help him down the stairs, somebody. - I'll give you an 'and.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42I've been looking for you everywhere. Where have you been?
0:14:42 > 0:14:47- I'll get your blokes out tonight as arranged.- No, it's too dangerous.
0:14:47 > 0:14:54- Capitano Mainwaring is watching all the time.- We'll get 'em out through the escape tunnel.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58It's too dangerous. I get shot!
0:14:58 > 0:15:05- If I don't fulfil my orders, I'm done for!- You may be right. Without you, our cause would be lost.
0:15:05 > 0:15:12Now, after I'm off duty, I'll go into Walmington on the bike and pick up the van.
0:15:12 > 0:15:20- I'll park outside the wire. You get your blokes through the tunnel, into the van and away.- I don't like it.
0:15:20 > 0:15:27- All you have to worry about is getting those radio sets working by morning. Right, TTFN.- Come here.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- TT...?- Ciao.- Oh, si. Ciao.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Eh, I don't like it.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38OWL HOOTS Oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Oh, dear!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47What time is it, Wilson?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Five to twelve, sir.
0:15:51 > 0:15:542355, eh?
0:15:54 > 0:15:59We've been here for over two hours, sir, and nothing's happened.
0:15:59 > 0:16:06- I don't think he's going to try tonight after all.- Believe me, Wilson, I know the criminal mind.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11Walker will reveal himself sooner or later.
0:16:11 > 0:16:18- Godfrey.- Yes?- Are you sure that it was tonight he was going to help the prisoners escape?- Yes, sir.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23He said he had to get them through the tunnel and into a van.
0:16:23 > 0:16:32- It's hard to believe that Walker's a fifth columnist.- I've always said that spiv fellow was no good.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36No doubt about it, no doubt at all!
0:16:36 > 0:16:44Joe has been a friend of mine for years. To think I've been harbouring a viper between my bosoms.
0:16:47 > 0:16:54I should have suspected something when I saw that general fling his arms round his neck.
0:16:54 > 0:17:02- A true Britisher would have repelled him.- If only we knew where the tunnel was.- I've got an idea.
0:17:02 > 0:17:09Why don't I dress myself up as an Italian prisoner of war and mingle among them?
0:17:09 > 0:17:14When they go down their tunnel, I can go with them,
0:17:14 > 0:17:19and all of a sudden I can stick my bayonet up through the ground.
0:17:19 > 0:17:26You'll come along and espy it and you'll know the whereabouts of the tunnel.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Didn't you hear what I said, sir?
0:17:33 > 0:17:39- Yes.- Sir, what's that? - It's Walker. Get down in case he sees us.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42We'll go down and follow him.
0:18:03 > 0:18:11- When I give the word, we rush in and catch him red-handed. - All right, sir. Stand by.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Now!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Right, Walker, the game's up.
0:18:22 > 0:18:28- There's nobody here.- No. - They must have gone down through the tunnel. We've got to find it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Sorry.- I beg your pardon, sir.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Here it is.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52Good heavens, Pike, how on earth did you know it was there?
0:18:52 > 0:18:59- Well, we saw it in that film, "Escape from Stalag 9", didn't we? - It wasn't one of my favourites.
0:18:59 > 0:19:07- There was that German actor. The women were potty about him. - Never mind that. Wilson!- Yes, sir?
0:19:07 > 0:19:12Take Godfrey and Frazer and guard the other end of the tunnel.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17If it's straight, it should come up 100 yards left of the main gate.
0:19:17 > 0:19:24- Right, be careful. It's awfully dark. - The rest, come with me.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- What are you doing? - Helping you down.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Hurry up. We haven't got all night.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I'll soon have you away.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37OWL HOOTS
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Argh-gh!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Traitor! Traitor! Don't be barmy. Don't shoot!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48No, I'm no' gaunie shoot.
0:19:48 > 0:19:56Shooting's too good for YOU. We're gaunie string you up on the hanging tree!
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Walker, really, this is...isn't it? It really is too bad.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Have you all gone barmy? Don't try and wriggle out of it!
0:20:06 > 0:20:13- Mr Walker, why did you do it?- Eh? Do what?- Help the prisoners to escape.
0:20:13 > 0:20:19What are you talking about? I'm only putting them on the night-shift.
0:20:19 > 0:20:28- Night-shift?- Yeah. Down in one of my sheds. I pick 'em up at night and take 'em back in the morning.
0:20:28 > 0:20:34- They help me assemble radio parts. - How long has this been going on? - It's been going on for months.
0:20:34 > 0:20:41- It's hard to get labour and I have orders to fulfil. - I'd better tell Captain Mainwaring.
0:20:43 > 0:20:49- Push harder, Jones.- I AM pushing. Put your back into it, Pikey.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I can't. I'm in the wrong position.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- What's that? - Me head.
0:20:56 > 0:21:03- Who's that?- It's me, sir. - Did you catch Walker?- Yes, sir, but he's not a fifth columnist.
0:21:03 > 0:21:09He was just taking the prisoners out to make radio sets.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- What?- Yes, radio sets.- I'll have him court-martialled for this.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Look here, Wilson, I'm stuck. Lend a hand, will you?- All right.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Now, when I say pull, pull. - Right.- Pull!
0:21:23 > 0:21:30- Oh! Jones, what are you doing? - I'm pulling sir. You said pull.
0:21:30 > 0:21:36- YOU don't pull. You PUSH. - Right, sir.- Right, push. Argh!
0:21:36 > 0:21:44- Wilson!- Yes?- You don't push, you pull.- I'm sorry.- You pull, Jones pushes. Understand?- Yes, sir.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Push.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Pull...push.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Pull.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Look, rest. Rest. Rest, rest, rest.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58Why don't we do it as if we're unblocking a drain?
0:21:59 > 0:22:05- Yes, sir, would you like us to do that?- Do anything you like but get on with it.
0:22:05 > 0:22:10Now, listen, you men. Mr Mainwaring, he's the obstruction.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15We're going to work him up and down until he becomes unblocked.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Mr Wilson, are you ready?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Yes, I'm ready.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26- Right, forwards! Backwards! Forwards! Backwards!- Stop!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29I must have a rest.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32WILSON SNIGGERS
0:22:33 > 0:22:37What are you laughing at, Wilson?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41I just remembered, sir. Winnie The Pooh.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46- Winnie The Pooh? - Don't you remember, sir?
0:22:46 > 0:22:51He had so much honey he got a bit fat and got stuck in a hole.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56They had to wait a week for him to get thin enough to free himself.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01- Do you understand? - Very amusing, Wilson.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Now, get on with it.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08- Permission to do something to you, sir?- Yes, what is it?- This.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Argh!
0:23:10 > 0:23:15Sorry, sir, but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22- There we are, sir. Are you all right now?- Take your hands off me, Walker.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I'll deal with you later.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29Just a minute. There's a car drawing up at the gates.
0:23:29 > 0:23:36- Halt, who goes there? > - Captain Bailey from GHQ. - It's Captain Bailey.- Why's he here?
0:23:36 > 0:23:43- Perhaps it's about that call you made on GHQ earlier. - I'd forgotten about that.
0:23:43 > 0:23:51Get the prisoners out of the van, back through the tunnel and into the hut.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Frazer, Jones and Pike, you come with me.
0:23:57 > 0:24:04- Open the gate. I want to speak to Captain Mainwaring. - Good evening, sir.
0:24:04 > 0:24:11- What's this about Captain Shodski leaving no-one on guard?- A storm in a teacup, sir. I've sorted it out.
0:24:11 > 0:24:17- Have you checked all the prisoners? - I counted them. There were 60.
0:24:17 > 0:24:24- I counted 60, too. Well, not 62, 60 also. - I counted them as well, sir. 60.
0:24:24 > 0:24:31- I wanted to count 'em. - Be quiet, Pike.- Right. Now I'm going to count them. Come on.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- I shouldn't go in that hut, sir. - Why not?
0:24:38 > 0:24:45It's not a very nice hut, sir. Go into one of these more pleasant huts, sir.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49I don't want to go into one of them! Come on, Mainwaring.
0:24:49 > 0:24:55- Where is everybody? - They're in other huts, sir.
0:24:55 > 0:25:02- They're in more pleasant huts, sir. This isn't a very nice hut, sir. - What's the matter with it?
0:25:02 > 0:25:10Well, you know, sir, the roof leaks. The snow comes through, sir.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15- What, in July? - If it was December it would.
0:25:19 > 0:25:27Oh, do forgive me sitting down in the presence of officers. I'm not as young as I was, sir.
0:25:27 > 0:25:35- I quite understand. - It's nice to have MR BAILEY HERE, isn't it, MR MAINWARING?
0:25:35 > 0:25:42Very nice to have him HERE and MR BAILEY has TWO MILITARY POLICEMEN with him.
0:25:42 > 0:25:48- Why are you shouting?- It's habit. Keeps the men on their toes.
0:25:48 > 0:25:56- Now, get all the POWs and send them through. I want to count them. - Yes, oh, right, sir.
0:25:56 > 0:26:04- Captain Mainwaring, you look tired. Why don't you sit down?- Oh, yes. Thank you very much.
0:26:04 > 0:26:11Now, I'm going to bring the prisoners through, right? Right through here, sir.
0:26:11 > 0:26:17And there's going to be exactly 60 of them, sir.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21< Come with me, Pike, Frazer.
0:26:21 > 0:26:28That was a daft thing to say. How can we send 60 prisoners through? 20 are missing.
0:26:28 > 0:26:34- Did you never go to the pantomime? - Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!
0:26:34 > 0:26:41- What are you talking about? - They sent the prisoners round and round again and again.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46- It'll never work, I tell you. - Shut up and get them lined up.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52It's no good, sergeant, I can't shift it.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Let's have a rest and try again later.
0:26:57 > 0:27:02I want to get this over with and get back to bed, Mainwaring.
0:27:02 > 0:27:10- You got us into this in the first place!- Don't worry, we'll try again later. Have a fag.
0:27:10 > 0:27:17- They won't be long now, sir. - Oh, NO SMOKING, if you don't mind, sir.
0:27:17 > 0:27:24- NO SMOKING, if you don't mind, sir. - I'm not smoking. - We'd sooner YOU DIDN'T.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Please don't shout, corporal. - Sorry, sir.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Prisoners are ready for counting, sir.
0:27:31 > 0:27:37- Send them through. - Send the prisoners through, Pikey.
0:27:37 > 0:27:43Here they come, sir. Two, four, six, eight, 10,
0:27:43 > 0:27:53- 12, 14, 16, 18, 20. 20 prisoners, sir.- Correct. Send the next lot through.
0:27:53 > 0:27:58Pikey, send the next lot through, boy. Chop-chop.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Chop-chop!
0:28:01 > 0:28:0726, 28, 30, 32, 34,
0:28:07 > 0:28:14- 36, 38, 40. 40 through, sir. - 40. Only 20 more to come.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Right, only 20 more now, Pikey.
0:28:21 > 0:28:26Mainwaring, all these Italians seem to me to be alike.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30I know. It's the same with the Chinese.
0:28:30 > 0:28:36- 60 prisoners, sir. - Correct. They're all accounted for.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Oh-h!
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