0:00:03 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:11 > 0:00:16# We are the boys who will stop your little game,
0:00:16 > 0:00:22# We are the boys who will make you think again.
0:00:22 > 0:00:27# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21,
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun,
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# If you think old England's done? #
0:00:53 > 0:01:00Now, to wage war successfully, every commander in the field should put himself in the enemy's shoes
0:01:00 > 0:01:04and see the situation from that point of view.
0:01:04 > 0:01:11And so, I ask myself, if I were in Adolf's shoes, what would he be thinking?
0:01:11 > 0:01:17- He'd wonder why you had his shoes on!- Very amusing (!)
0:01:17 > 0:01:22He'd probably be thinking, "I wonder what they're up to!"
0:01:22 > 0:01:29Quite right. The only way for Hitler to find out is to come and have a look.
0:01:29 > 0:01:35That new Air Raid Warden in Gardenia Gardens looks like Herr Hitler!
0:01:35 > 0:01:41No, no, Pike. I don't think that Hitler would come personally.
0:01:41 > 0:01:49- Why not? Hess did.- He'd send a recce party in a submarine... Hess was entirely different!
0:01:52 > 0:01:58- Or send a swift, silent surface craft.- Canoes!- I beg your pardon?
0:01:58 > 0:02:04- Canoes! - These are Nazis, not Apache Indians!
0:02:04 > 0:02:13I thought Apaches were those rough French dancers. I never liked them much.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18They had a couple of them on the bill with Nellie Wallace!
0:02:18 > 0:02:23And he treated her with disdain and threw her at the trombone player.
0:02:23 > 0:02:31- She had very big thighs and long, black silk stockings... - Big thighs, you say?- Yes and...
0:02:31 > 0:02:38- All right! We're wandering from the point. - Let's get back in Hitler's shoes!
0:02:38 > 0:02:43The obvious place for a recce to land is in the estuary here.
0:02:43 > 0:02:51- We are to set up an observation post in the lighthouse here. - Sir, it's not being used any more.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Therefore, it is closed and not open.- They used it when yon convoy come through!
0:02:55 > 0:03:04Quite right, Frazer. They're happy for us to set up a guard post from time to time.
0:03:04 > 0:03:13Corporal Jones, your section will rendezvous at the Jolly Roger Ice Cream Parlour on the jetty.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18When the tide is low, you will cross the causeway here.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Once inside the lighthouse, open these sealed orders.- Thank you.
0:03:22 > 0:03:28- Just one question, sir. After I open the orders, what shall I do? - Read them very carefully!
0:03:28 > 0:03:34- That's all. Dismiss. - Come on, outside. Quick as you can.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39I can't go tonight, sir. I'm delivering essential supplies.
0:03:39 > 0:03:47- I've heard this before, Walker. - No, this is vital. For the nurses. - Not elastic again, is it?
0:03:47 > 0:03:55- No, hairpins.- Oh, really, Walker! - Straight up. Their hair keeps falling into the operations.
0:03:55 > 0:04:04- I'll report here when I've finished. - This really won't do, Walker. - I might have your whisky for you.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09- Never mind that. Just get back here as soon as you can.- Right.
0:04:09 > 0:04:16- Oh, and Bert's fixed the Lewis gun. 15 bob, no questions asked. I'll bring it later.- Right.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- And I'll bring that whisky! - Off you go!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Rough diamond, isn't he?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Heart of gold, of course.- Yes.
0:04:29 > 0:04:37# When the lights go on again, All over the world... #
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Left, right. Left, right. Mark time!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Open door! Forward!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Left, right. Left, right. Left, right.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Left, right. Left, right. Mark time!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Squad...halt!
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Right turn! Stand at...ease!
0:05:01 > 0:05:09Right, I am now going to take out the sealed orders and, having taken them out, I'll unseal them.
0:05:09 > 0:05:15Then I will read them to you and you are going to pay attention.
0:05:15 > 0:05:22- Could I be excused? - No, you've got to wait. - It's a long way down.
0:05:22 > 0:05:29Here we are. "Orders for section on watch from the lighthouse. Commence at 2,000 hours."
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Twenty hundred hours.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Silence!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37"Commence duty at twenty hundred hours.
0:05:37 > 0:05:45"You will keep a strict look-out for any Fifth Columnists or spies infiltrating up the estuary."
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- What'll we do if we see any? - You will tell me.
0:05:49 > 0:05:58I will tell Mister Mainwaring and he will tell his commander, and he will tell...somebody else.
0:05:59 > 0:06:06- Might I be excused now? - No. "Guards will not be relieved until 0800 hours."
0:06:08 > 0:06:16- Right, we'll revise platoon advance to contact... - Ah, I'm glad I caught you. And you.
0:06:16 > 0:06:22- We're very busy.- I've had serious reports from my warden.
0:06:22 > 0:06:30You've flashed lights from here more than at 17 Pembroke Gardens - and they were enemy aliens!
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- I can't accept that.- I'll have you up before the magistrate!
0:06:35 > 0:06:42- You have no authority over the military.- Military (?) You can't strut like Lord Muck!
0:06:42 > 0:06:49- I'm in charge of this sector and I am warning you...!- Put that finger down and get out of my headquarters.
0:06:49 > 0:06:57I'm going, but you've had your last warning. One more flash and a policeman will feel your collar!
0:07:03 > 0:07:10- Corporal Jones?- What? - Do you think Mr Godfrey's all right? He's been gone a long time.
0:07:10 > 0:07:18- Of course. There's a lot of steps in a lighthouse.- He's been gone nearly 15 minutes already!
0:07:18 > 0:07:25- When he's halfway up, he'll have to go down again!- Why don't you see how he's getting on?
0:07:28 > 0:07:35Hold on. Did you lock and bar the door to the rock when you came up?
0:07:35 > 0:07:43- No. I think I left it open. - Oh, then wild horses wouldn't drag me down there before dawn.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Why not, Mr Frazer?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Sit down, son. I'll tell you.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55It's something that happened to my old school friend, Willy Reagan.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00He was keeper of the light on the Fairloch Rock.
0:08:00 > 0:08:06A wild, lonely, storm-racked cliff it is, I tell ye.
0:08:06 > 0:08:15And many a tall ship has gone to its cold, watery grave, pounding on those granite boulders.
0:08:15 > 0:08:24One night, just like this, when the wind was wailing mournfully in the rigging...
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- Mr Frazer, lighthouses don't have rigging.- This one did.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Willy started down the stairs to get a new wick for the lamp.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Near the bottom, something made him stop.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45Below, in the gloom, he could hear a low, painful moan...
0:08:45 > 0:08:52And a slithering. Something was moving in the dark.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Willy started back upstairs.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Twenty steps up, he stopped and turned.
0:09:00 > 0:09:07He could see nothing, but the dark was darker, and the moan was louder
0:09:07 > 0:09:11and the slithering was coming nearer and nearer!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Willy scrambled up the stairs, up and up he went,
0:09:15 > 0:09:24higher and higher, until his lungs were gasping and his heart was thumping!
0:09:24 > 0:09:29He daren't stop, because he knew the thing was behind him!
0:09:29 > 0:09:34At last he reached the top and flung himself into the lamphouse!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38He threw himself against the door!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Holding his breath, he listened...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44AAAAAAGGHHH !
0:09:44 > 0:09:49There it was...unmistakeable!
0:09:49 > 0:09:53The thing was on the other side!
0:09:53 > 0:09:59Trying to get in! Trying to get in!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00KNOCKING
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Aaaaah!- Aaaaah!- Aaaaah!
0:10:02 > 0:10:08- It can't get in! It can't get in! - Wheesht! Quiet! And listen...
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Would somebody open the door? > - It's Godfrey!
0:10:22 > 0:10:29- Hello. I was going to leave you a note. - Anything important?
0:10:29 > 0:10:36There's been a blitz on blackouts. Area HQ have sent a note down to me.
0:10:36 > 0:10:43- We don't have much bother here. 'Ere, fancy a cup?- Yes. Watch the blackouts, won't you?- Yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Two lumps, please.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Mr Jones?- Yeah?
0:10:48 > 0:10:54If we do go downstairs, we won't see Willy's slithery thing, will we?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57No, of course we won't.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02- I'm going to stay up here. Aren't you?- Yeah, as long as possible.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- If we go, we go together. - That'll be nice.- Yeah.
0:11:07 > 0:11:13We can take a rifle, and if we see the slithery thing we can shoot it.
0:11:13 > 0:11:21- We'll fix bayonets. - Yeah. Slithery things won't like it up 'em any more than fuzzy-wuzzies.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24No, you can't beat the old steel.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- I wish Uncle Arthur was with us. Don't you?- No.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32I wish we was with him.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35< I say...
0:11:35 > 0:11:39AAAAAAAAH ! Oh, sorry, Mr Godfrey.
0:11:39 > 0:11:45I just wondered, if we saw spies, how could we tell Captain Mainwaring?
0:11:45 > 0:11:52- We'll have to use our initiative. - Failing that, there's a telephone on the wall.
0:11:52 > 0:11:58Yes, we'll use our initiative... and that telephone on the wall.
0:11:58 > 0:12:06- Is it working?- I don't know. We'll have to try it. That's our best thing. We'll try it. Yes.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09We'll try it.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Hello? Jones the butcher here.
0:12:16 > 0:12:22- Hello? ..It's dead. - Dead?- Then we're cut off!
0:12:22 > 0:12:27- Keep calm! We're cut off! Keep calm! - It's the slithery thing!
0:12:27 > 0:12:34- Of course it isnae! - Perhaps they haven't paid the bill. - Lighthouses don't get bills!
0:12:34 > 0:12:41We forgot to pay the bill and were cut off once, but so few people ring us, we didn't know for two weeks...
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- There's a light switch... - Don't touch that!
0:12:44 > 0:12:53- We're not blacked-out.- We can do it just long enough for a quick peek. - Yeah, all right, then. Here we go.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56The electricity's cut off!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- It's the slithery thing!- Shut up!
0:12:59 > 0:13:04Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'll do the mains switch.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08POWER SURGES
0:13:08 > 0:13:12THAT'S the slithery thing!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I feel a little frightened.
0:13:15 > 0:13:21- Hey, look! - It was nae slithery thing!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24It was the generator!
0:13:24 > 0:13:29It's all right, men. It's only the generator.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Only the...
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- OH! Blimey!- Anyway, you can read the instructions all right now.
0:13:37 > 0:13:43- What about the blackout? - Turn it off quick!- Yeah, I better turn it off.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Right, I'm now going to turn it off.
0:13:47 > 0:13:54- They'd a time switch in "The Phantom Light" with Gordon Harker. - It's lighting up the whole coast!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57You've got to act, man!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00That's right. A bit of action, yes.
0:14:00 > 0:14:07Pikey, you look for switches and Frazer and I will do... something else.
0:14:07 > 0:14:15- I know - we'll fix bayonets! - Fix bayonets. You're not going to charge the damn thing, are you?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Look, Frazer. I'm in command. You fix bayonets.
0:14:19 > 0:14:28My sister broke a 40-Watt bulb once and it made an awful bang. That could blow us all into the sea!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Godfrey, you give me your blanket, come on.
0:14:31 > 0:14:38We'll fix one corner to my bayonet and fix the other corner to Frazer's bayonet. Right?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Put it on the top there.- Right.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Ready? Lift it up and follow me.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Wait for the light... Here we go!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Left, right. Left, right...
0:14:57 > 0:15:02- Well, that's cleared up the bumph for the time being.- Ah, good.
0:15:02 > 0:15:11- These brass hats from the War Office certainly like their red tape. - They certainly do, sir. Yes.
0:15:11 > 0:15:17- Makes it hard for the front-line troops.- Yes. I'll have an early night, sir.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Yes, why not?- All right.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24What are you doing, Wilson?
0:15:24 > 0:15:29- Good heavens. That's funny. - Well, I don't find it very funny. Switch the light on!
0:15:29 > 0:15:36Come out here a minute, sir. Come on. Look. What do you make of that?
0:15:36 > 0:15:41- Over there.- It's only the lighthouse. There's probably a special convoy going through.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Good heavens! Jones's section!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Could someone be meddling with something that doesn't concern them?
0:15:48 > 0:15:53- Let's get to the harbour at once, Wilson!- All right, sir.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59- That was a good cup of tea. - That fella Walker got us it.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Walker? I wouldn't have touched it if I'd known!
0:16:02 > 0:16:09- Well, since the Luftwaffe haven't come, I'm off home. - 'Night.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Mr Alberts... Mr Alberts?
0:16:23 > 0:16:28- I wasn't notified of this. - I saw the Home Guard going out.
0:16:28 > 0:16:36- Not Mainwaring's mob?- That old Lance Corporal.- Ruddy hooligans! Put that ruddy light out!
0:16:36 > 0:16:41- They can't hear you.- I'll make 'em hear me. PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- I'll get 'em! I'll get 'em on the phone...- Don't worry.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!!!
0:16:55 > 0:17:00I don't think I can keep this up much longer!
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- Righto, Frazer, stand by next time round.- Right!
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- It's like the bloody Olympics! - Come on! Come on!
0:17:08 > 0:17:13Left, right! Left, right! Pick 'em up! Pick 'em up!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Hold back! Hold back!
0:17:16 > 0:17:22What's your game, Frazer? When I say, "Left, right, pick 'em up," I mean...
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Well, it's stuck now, look at this.
0:17:26 > 0:17:33- You've clogged the cogs.- Anyway, we don't have to go on running round like squirrels in a cage.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Doesn't Walmington look pretty all lit up?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Blimey! It's stuck right across the town!
0:17:41 > 0:17:45It's a good job the siren hasn't gone, isn't it?
0:17:45 > 0:17:51SIREN STARTS
0:17:51 > 0:17:56I don't think Mr Mainwaring is going to be very pleased with us.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00SIREN CONTINUES
0:18:01 > 0:18:06Well, seems to have stopped going round and round, sir.
0:18:06 > 0:18:14- This is damn serious, Wilson. - Yes.- We're a sitting target for every Jerry plane within 50 miles!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17That fool Mainwaring isn't even in his headquarters! Look!
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Your lot have done that, the whole town lit up and now Jerry's arrived!
0:18:22 > 0:18:27- I'm well aware of the situation. - What are you going to do?
0:18:27 > 0:18:32- We must get out there at once. - But the tide's in.- Get a boat.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You'll be dashed to pieces on the rocks!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Come on, Wilson.- All right, sir. - Get a lifebelt.
0:18:38 > 0:18:43Let them do it! It serves them right!
0:18:43 > 0:18:50- There's no such word as "can't." If the spirit is willing, nothing can stop us!- There isn't a boat.- Ah(!)
0:18:50 > 0:18:56That is rather an obstacle. Well, we must find some other way.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00A pound to a penny he'll try and walk on the water!
0:19:00 > 0:19:04'Ere, this is a bit of a lark! Old Jones is up the creek without a paddle and no mistake.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06We've got to put that light out somehow.
0:19:06 > 0:19:13- Shoot it out!- What? - With the Lewis gun.- We can't. - You mean you couldn't hit it!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I mean one of our men might get hit.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Your men? What about the town, what about the women and children, all the bombs raining down?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- The bombs aren't raining down. - No, but they will in a minute!
0:19:23 > 0:19:28- Give us that gun! - Take your hands off it!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Oh, I'm having one of my turns!
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Come on, sit down, for heaven's sake, behave yourself and keep quiet.
0:19:35 > 0:19:43- I know a bloke at the power station who could black out the whole county. - Don't be ridiculous, Walker.
0:19:43 > 0:19:49- 'Ere, what about the transformer? - Walker, be sensible or keep quiet.
0:19:49 > 0:19:56I think that's very sensible. Lead on, Walker, and take this gun.
0:19:58 > 0:20:06Right, you lift that up nice and high and that will stop the light going over the town, won't it?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- There.- That's quite good.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14It's a much softer light. The other was terribly hard.
0:20:14 > 0:20:20Mr Jones, there's steam coming out of the blanket.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25Well, It's probably a bit damp, you see.
0:20:25 > 0:20:31Yeah, but the steam should be white and that steam is black.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37The blanket's on fire! Don't panic! Don't panic!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40UPROAR
0:20:59 > 0:21:07Unfortunately, it seems to be locked. That's easy. Got a hairpin?
0:21:07 > 0:21:14- Am I likely to have a hairpin? - Don't you sell them? I'd have to open a new packet!
0:21:14 > 0:21:20- Here, use this paper-clip.- Would you turn the other way? Professional etiquette. Oh, heavens!
0:21:20 > 0:21:25Get on with it. Right. That's it.
0:21:28 > 0:21:34- All we need is the right switch. - There aren't many. Plenty of wires.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Lend me your tin hat.
0:21:37 > 0:21:43- Please, please, sir. Don't overdo it.- Stand clear.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Stand well clear.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51BANG!
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Now walk away slowly as though nothing had happened.
0:21:55 > 0:22:01- 'Ere, the lights have fused. - Pity that one hasn't. Get the hurricane lamps out.
0:22:01 > 0:22:06- Mr Jones, I think I've found another switch.- Well, switch it, Pikey boy, switch it!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10FOGHORN SOUNDS
0:22:13 > 0:22:19Blimey, if they can't see us, they'll hear us! I need a pill!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Oh, cor blimey! It's Hutch!
0:22:22 > 0:22:28- Damn it! That light's still on. - Not in there, though!
0:22:28 > 0:22:33- Who flashed without my authority? - Who are you?- I'm the keeper.
0:22:33 > 0:22:40- They can't flash without my authority.- Can that be thing be turned off from here?- Of course not!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Why don't we use the telephone. - It's cut off.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Perhaps the exchange could reconnect it.- That's good thinking.
0:22:54 > 0:23:02- Hello? Hello? - I used to live there once, but the salt got into my lungs.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I used to cough something awful. Terrible...it...wa...
0:23:05 > 0:23:07HE COUGHS
0:23:15 > 0:23:21Hello? Hello? Put me through to the supervisor, will you?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25I can't do that. She goes off at six. There's only me here.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Well then you'll have to deal with it. Listen very carefully.- Yes.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- This is Captain Mainwaring of the Home Guard.- Yes. Who?
0:23:34 > 0:23:40Captain Mainwaring. M-A-I-N-W-A-R-I-N-G.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45- Do you want me to write that down? - No, no, no, just listen. - Yes, sir. I'm listening.
0:23:45 > 0:23:53- I'm speaking to you from the Jolly Roger Ice Cream Parlour. - That's been shut since the war.
0:23:53 > 0:24:00- I know it has! It's an ARP post. - Are you an Air Raid Warden as well?
0:24:00 > 0:24:05- Never mind that. Will you connect me to the lighthouse?- It's cut off.
0:24:05 > 0:24:11- I know. Can you reconnect me? - I can't do that! You'll have to talk to the supervisor!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13That's who I asked for in the first place.
0:24:13 > 0:24:19Oh, just a minute, there's an address here that takes messages for the lighthouse.
0:24:19 > 0:24:26- Ah, good, that's the ticket. Give it to me, will you? Wilson, get a pencil and put this down.- Right.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31It's the Jolly Roger Ice Cream Kiosk...
0:24:31 > 0:24:36- The Jolly Roger...- Yes, all right. - I'm speaking from there!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Can't you give them the message, then?
0:24:39 > 0:24:45Hang on, sir. Give it to me, will you? ..Hello, Freda?
0:24:45 > 0:24:52- Who's that? - It's Joe. Joe Walker. - Oh! Hello, Joe!
0:24:52 > 0:24:56'Ere, listen, love, stick 73 into 21, will you?
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Oh, Joe, what are you up to now?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03All right, then, I'll do it for you. Hang on.
0:25:03 > 0:25:10- There you are, sir.- You seem very well-informed.- We ran brandy from France before the war in motor-boats.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15- I knew a bent coast guard who'd give us a tip-off when they were coming round the bay.- Really(?)
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- PHONE RINGS - Ah!- Telephone!
0:25:18 > 0:25:27- Jack Jones the butcher. - Corporal Jones?- Sir.- This is Captain Mainwaring. Listen very carefully.
0:25:27 > 0:25:33- This is how to turn off the light. - 'Right.'- You're to go down to the generator room.
0:25:33 > 0:25:39- Right. Go down to the generator room? Right, sir.- Corporal Jones?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Just a minute. It's locked.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Do you know where the key is?- Yes.
0:25:45 > 0:25:52- Jones, I'm going to tell you where the key is.- It's here. - It's here...
0:25:55 > 0:25:59You'll have to break the door down and get into the generator room.
0:25:59 > 0:26:04Break the door down. Right, sir. I'll do that directly, sir.
0:26:04 > 0:26:10Now listen, men, we've to find the generator room and then find the door of it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:15We'll break that down, go into the generator room and stop it!
0:26:15 > 0:26:23- What about the slithery thing? - We'll stop that and all! Come on! You stay here, Mr Godfrey.
0:26:23 > 0:26:29PLANES OVERHEAD Listen! I can hear 'em! There's hundreds of them.
0:26:29 > 0:26:35- They're on their way somewhere else. - But when they see this, they'll change their minds, won't they?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37They won't have another chance like this in the whole war!
0:26:37 > 0:26:44- All right. Jones will put it out in a minute.- You'd better shoot it out now! They'll all be below.
0:26:44 > 0:26:50I'll hold off until the last possible minute. Give me the gun.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Look, Mr Jones, I'm making a rabbit.
0:26:58 > 0:27:03It's the biggest one you ever saw. It's all over Walmington.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08They're practically overhead! For God's sake, shoot it out!
0:27:10 > 0:27:16Now I'm making a bird. It's going right up and down the High Street.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Oh dear, what a pity no-one can see it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:25There's one caught in the searchlight! Shoot, you bloody fool, or it'll be murder!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Go on, sir!- All right. Here goes.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Oh, dear. What a pity, I was enjoying that.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Blimey! That was a near thing.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41You haven't heard the last of this!
0:27:41 > 0:27:50Sir, I can't understand why we just don't concentrate on guarding things, instead of these absurd operations.
0:27:50 > 0:27:57Oh, nonsense. By doing this, we've encountered difficulties and triumphed over them.
0:27:57 > 0:28:02And we're better soldiers for it, enriched by the experience.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06I have a feeling when the electric bill comes in, we'll all be a lot poorer!
0:28:06 > 0:28:13- Oh, no. No, there's not a shred of evidence to connect us with it. - Mmm?
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