0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# We are the boys who will make you think again
0:00:22 > 0:00:27# 'Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening And he's ready with his gun
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If you think old England's done? #
0:00:56 > 0:01:01- What are you having, Wilson? - Toad-in-the-hole, sir.
0:01:01 > 0:01:08- I think I'll have fish and potato pie.- Mm.- We'll get in the queue before the rush.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18- Soup?- Er, no, thank you. Could I have toad-in-the-hole, please?
0:01:18 > 0:01:24- Comin' up.- Thank you. - ..One toad.- Thank you.- Ta.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Could I have just a bit more toad?
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Only half a toad per person. There IS a war on! ..Next!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Fish pie, please.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41- What sort of fish is it?- Snook. - I beg your pardon?- Snook.
0:01:41 > 0:01:49- Could I have the toad-in-the-hole instead, please?- I wish you'd make up your mind!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Veg?- Yes, please.
0:01:53 > 0:01:59Next? Fish pie, please. What fish is it? Snook.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I'll have the toad-in-the-hole.
0:02:02 > 0:02:10Cor blimey, another one! Listen, the fish pie's snook. Got it? Snook! ..Next!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Bread puddin'?- Please.- With?- Please.
0:02:16 > 0:02:25- Hey, I saw that!- I beg your pardon? - Don't come all lah-di-dah! Put one of those slices back!
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Don't forget there's a war on! - I'm hardly likely to.
0:02:30 > 0:02:37- And take your dirties back to the hatch.- I always do.- No, you don't. You left 'em yesterday.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I'm not clearin' up your dirties!
0:02:40 > 0:02:46- Look here...!- Wilson, you're making an exhibition of yourself.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- Bread puddin'?- Just custard, please.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Have to watch my figure, you know.
0:02:54 > 0:03:00You've got a nice figure. Betty and I think you look like a teddy-bear.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Oh, yes, a great big cuddly teddy-bear!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Do you really think so?
0:03:07 > 0:03:15You got mine, Doreen? Yes. Get Mr Walker's steak, Betty.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Comin' up. ..Mr Walker's steak!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Here you are.
0:03:24 > 0:03:30- Ta.- What are you doing with that, Walker?- I'm gonna eat it.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35That's two weeks' meat ration! I've got toad-in-the-hole.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39You wanna watch that. It can be very nasty.
0:03:39 > 0:03:45- Where's it from?- I brought it in. They cooked it. ..Here's the elastic.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Ohh!
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Don't want 'em fallin' down on the job, do we?!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Just take for the tea, love.
0:03:56 > 0:04:02Flaunting your black market food could get the platoon a bad name.
0:04:02 > 0:04:08Mr Mainwaring, I'm not in uniform and I'm not on parade.
0:04:08 > 0:04:16What's more, I've a deposit account at your bank with over £1,500 in it, so let me have me dinner, eh?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Mine's 1/2d.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33- To be exact, he's got £1,542. - Go and find another table, Pike.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Can't have the rank and file eating with us.
0:04:41 > 0:04:48Want some pickle, Pikey? Yes, please, Joe. Do you want some, Mr Mainwaring?
0:04:48 > 0:04:53- Not with toad-in-the-hole. - It's free.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Hello, Pikey...Joe.- Hello. - Hello, Mr Mainwaring.
0:05:05 > 0:05:12- I've come to say goodbye. - Don't tell me you got your calling-up papers, Jonesy!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Give those Boers hell for me, eh?!
0:05:16 > 0:05:21If you don't come back, can I 'ave that ten bob you borrowed?
0:05:21 > 0:05:27- No need to be funny. If you want it, you can 'ave it.- I was only jokin'.
0:05:27 > 0:05:34- Sit down, Jones. Everyone is staring. - I wear this uniform with pride.
0:05:34 > 0:05:40Those mothballs went in our dinner. Ssh! Everyone'll want one!
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Do sit down, Jones, you're showing us up.- All right, sir.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Where exactly are you going?
0:05:51 > 0:05:58- To the 42nd annual reunion of the veterans of Omdurman.- Really?
0:05:58 > 0:06:06Yes, I should have been mentioned in dispatches, but I think they run out of paper.
0:06:06 > 0:06:13- That was the last cavalry charge made by the British Army. I'll show you.- No, no.
0:06:13 > 0:06:20- Not just now, Jones. - Hang on!- I'm only borrowing 'em! ..There were these two huge rocks.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Huge rocks, you see, like that.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29And General Kitchener was over here and the mad Mahadi was over here.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34All of a sudden there was a bugle call. Toot-toot-toot!
0:06:34 > 0:06:43And all these dervishes and all that lot come rushin' towards us, and fuzzie-wuzzies.
0:06:43 > 0:06:49General Kitchener was standing on his horse, or rather sittin' on it.
0:06:49 > 0:06:56Cool as a cucumber, he said, "Don't shoot till you see the red of their eyes."
0:06:56 > 0:07:03- I think he said "whites of their eyes". - Yeah, but he should've said red,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06'cos their eyes were bloodshot.
0:07:06 > 0:07:14You get a lot of bloodshot eyeballs in the desert. Not lyin' around in the sand. In their heads, y'know.
0:07:14 > 0:07:23- Have you finished with my pickle? - Not yet. So they charged at us remorsefully, you see,
0:07:23 > 0:07:30and we repulsed them and then they come at us with choppers, choppin' off heads left, right and centre.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35And there was blood EVERYWHERE.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39And the corpses were piled eight foot high.
0:07:39 > 0:07:45Well, Mr Mainwaring, I'll leave you to enjoy your dinner. Cheerio.
0:07:46 > 0:07:54- If you don't mind my saying so, sir, I seem to have lost my appetite. - Yes, so have I.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- But we can't waste food in wartime, can we?- No.
0:07:58 > 0:08:06- Mr Walker, mind if I have some of your pickle? - No, no. You help yourself.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11- It might help to make it a little more palatable.- Yes, quite.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Are you all right, sir?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31What's happened, Walker?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Is it this?- Hang on.
0:08:33 > 0:08:40- Cor! Mr Mainwaring's just eaten one of Jonesy's mothballs.- What?!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Oh, for heaven's sake! ..Excuse me.
0:08:44 > 0:08:51- Hey, what about your dirties?- My what?- Take 'em back to the hatch. - Just clear away, will you, please?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Capt Mainwaring, it's downstairs!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Capitalist lackey!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01# Where are the boys of the old brigade...? #
0:09:01 > 0:09:10- Excuse me, sir, Private Frazer is outside waiting to introduce his new recruit.- Bring them in.- Right.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15All right, Frazer, you can bring your friend in now.
0:09:16 > 0:09:25- Sir, I'd like tae introduce Mr George Clarke. He wants to join us, sir.- Good evening, Mr Clarke.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Good evening, sir!
0:09:28 > 0:09:34- I'd hazard a guess you've served in the Army before.- Correct, sir.
0:09:34 > 0:09:41- You know Mr Clarke well?- Aye, sir. - And you'd say he is a man of integrity?
0:09:41 > 0:09:47And very generous. He stood me several drinks last Thursday night.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- When did you first meet him? - Last Thursday night.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Well, tell us about yourself, Mr Clarke.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Well, sir...
0:10:01 > 0:10:09I've been a regular soldier all me life. I retired 10 year ago and I've only been in Walmington a few weeks.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14- When did you join the Army? - 44 year ago, sir. 1897.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18I served under Gen Kitchener at the Battle of Omdurman.
0:10:18 > 0:10:25- What a coincidence!- Yes. ..I don't suppose you came across a L/Cpl Jones?
0:10:25 > 0:10:33- Thousands of men took part in the battle, sir. - Yes, I was only joking.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- I was in the Warwickshires. - So was Jones.- Yes.
0:10:37 > 0:10:43It was a long time ago, but I DO remember one Jones.
0:10:43 > 0:10:50He was always a bit behind with his drill. But he wasn't that rank. That's him!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54He wasnae a lance-corporal? No, just an ordinary private.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59Did you hear that, Mr Mainwaring? The man's an imposter!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Yes, all right, Frazer. - I knew it!- All right!
0:11:03 > 0:11:08We'll have to wait till tomorrow to see if it's the same man.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13Come in early tomorrow so we can fit you out with a uniform.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18I'll swear you in now. Hand me the Bible, Wilson.
0:11:18 > 0:11:24- What Bible?- The Bible to swear him in with.- I haven't got a Bible.
0:11:24 > 0:11:31- I asked you to bring a Bible along. - No, the word "Bible" never passed your lips.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36How can I swear him in without the Bible?
0:11:36 > 0:11:40# Ready and strong, marching along... #
0:11:40 > 0:11:45- Hurry up, Godfrey. - I shan't be a minute, sir.
0:11:45 > 0:11:51Unless you wear braces, not a belt, you are NOT dressed right.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55If I wear braces, I won't be ABLE to dress right!
0:11:55 > 0:12:04- Can't you find a better blouse? - It's the best I can do. The customer IS rather an awkward size.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09You'll have to alter it. ..Must have you smartly turned out, Clarke.
0:12:09 > 0:12:16- When do I start training?- You'll just have to pick it up as you go.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21I tell ye, this fella Clarke said he knew Jones in the Sudan.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25How would he remember after all these years?
0:12:25 > 0:12:31This Jones was allus a beat behind when they were drilling.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34It still doesn't prove anything.
0:12:36 > 0:12:43- How did the reunion of the Battle of Om-de-bum-bum go?- Omdurman!
0:12:43 > 0:12:48- I bet you were all reliving that fighting.- We had a nice time.
0:12:48 > 0:12:54- You were drunk, were ye?- No, I just had a convivial evening, that's all.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Mr Mainwaring wants to see ye. - Oh, right.
0:12:58 > 0:13:06- Hold on. ..Come on, boys, we don't want to miss this! - Come in!
0:13:06 > 0:13:12- Lance-Corporal Jones to see you, sir.- All right, Frazer.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Evening, sir.- Evening, Corporal.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I want you to meet Private Clarke.
0:13:18 > 0:13:26- How d'you do? - Hello, Jonesy. You remember me? - No, I don't think I do.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30'Course you do! 14789, Private Clarke.
0:13:30 > 0:13:38- Oh, hello, Nobby!- Hello, mate. Long time no see, eh? - Yes, a long time.
0:13:38 > 0:13:46- You remember me now, don't you? - Yes, I remember you now. - And I remember you...mate.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50I remember you very, VERY well.
0:13:51 > 0:13:59- Well, I'll go and fall the men in, sir.- It'll give me a chance to introduce Clarke to the platoon.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03This way, Clarke.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06(Shut the door!)
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Did you see that?! See what?
0:14:11 > 0:14:18I've a kind of a notion that these two, Clarke and Jones, dinnae like each other very much.
0:14:18 > 0:14:26You aren't half a mixer. Maybe, but there's something that Jones doesnae want us to know.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I can't believe that, Mr Frazer.
0:14:29 > 0:14:36Can't ye? I can. There's no smoke without fire. No smoke without fire.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40# Where are the boys of the old brigade...? #
0:14:40 > 0:14:47Well, you see, after parade, I took this fellow, Clarke, along for a drink.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52And when he had stood me a couple of pints, I came out with it directly.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56I said, "Tell me, what did happen between you and Jones?"
0:14:56 > 0:15:04He was very evasive about the whole affair, but from what I could gather, reading between the lines,
0:15:04 > 0:15:13it seems that the two of them were out on patrol, and somehow they got captured.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18Well...Jones managed to escape,
0:15:18 > 0:15:24and he left this fella, Clarke, in the desert to DIE. Aye!
0:15:24 > 0:15:29Mind you, there may not be any truth in it,
0:15:29 > 0:15:36but what I always say is... there's no smoke without fire.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40No smoke without fire.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Look at that lovely moon, Joe. Yeah.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51Oh, yes, it's very nice. What's up with you tonight?
0:15:51 > 0:15:58I've a lot on me mind. You've usually only got one thing on your mind!
0:15:58 > 0:16:06Come on, give us a kiss! Wait a minute, love. Don't you love me any more?
0:16:06 > 0:16:14'Course I do. I'm mad about you. It's just I asked Jonesy if he had left this bloke in the desert,
0:16:14 > 0:16:19but he wouldn't say anything, not even to deny it.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Look, are you gonna give me a kiss or not?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Oh, well, I suppose so. I'm sittin' here, ain't I ?
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Are you asleep, Elizabeth? - Mm-mm-mm.
0:16:34 > 0:16:41I can't help thinking it would be better to sleep inside the house when there isn't a raid on.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- This shelter's very damp.- Mm-mm-mm.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58It's no good. I...I can't sleep. I'm going to have a read.
0:17:08 > 0:17:15- I'm sure you'd be much more comfortable if- I- were on the top bunk.- Mm-mm-mm.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Post, Mr Jones. - Oh, thank you, Raymond.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Ta.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38"Why did you leave your friend in the desert to die?"
0:17:51 > 0:17:55"There's no room in Walmington-on-Sea for a coward."
0:18:09 > 0:18:17"A coward like you is not even worth a whole white feather. So I'm sending you half a one."
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Raymond!- Yes, Mr Jones?- Come here.
0:18:20 > 0:18:26- There's something I've got to do. - What's that, Mr Jones?
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Something I should've done a long time ago, boy.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33It's the only way.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38It's the only way.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42I mean to get to the bottom of this.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47Clarke, what exactly did happen between you two in the desert?
0:18:47 > 0:18:53We was captured by the dervishes. They pegged me out in the sand.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Jones begged for mercy and they took him with 'em.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02Somehow he managed to escape, but he didn't come back for me.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07I can just remember this native going through me pockets.
0:19:07 > 0:19:14When I come to, I was in hospital. That native must have saved my life.
0:19:14 > 0:19:21- Jones wouldn't have left you to die. - Then why has he cleared off?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- I'll tell you why.- Jones!
0:19:24 > 0:19:29First, I'd like to thank you for having faith in me, sir.
0:19:29 > 0:19:37Up till now my lips have been sealed, but now I can reveal myself and tell you what really happened.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40It was just before the big battle.
0:19:48 > 0:19:55'Private Clarke and I were part of a patrol sent out to find out the strength of the Mahadi's army.
0:19:55 > 0:20:02'We were headed by Col Smythe, a tall, resolute man, who scarcely spoke a word.
0:20:02 > 0:20:09'The other officer was a young, raw 2nd lieutenant, the colonel's nephew.
0:20:09 > 0:20:15'There was also a young Cockney, Private Green, always telling jokes.
0:20:15 > 0:20:22'The sergeant was Sgt Ironside, a nasty, coarse fellow with a rough tongue.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26'I knew that patrol was doomed from the start.
0:20:26 > 0:20:33'Vultures wheeled overhead. Then as we rounded a corner,
0:20:33 > 0:20:41'there was an old fakir blocking our path. "Turn back!" he said. "It is written in the sand
0:20:41 > 0:20:48'"that by nightfall all of you will be dead. "Rubbish!" said the colonel.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53'"Do not go against the will of Allah!" the fakir said.
0:20:53 > 0:20:59'None of us took much notice of him as we all marched past.
0:20:59 > 0:21:05'However, the sergeant gave him a mouthful of coarse abuse.
0:21:05 > 0:21:12'This seemed to upset the old fakir, who said something to him in Arabic.
0:21:12 > 0:21:19'Later I learned it was a curse upon us all. And soon it came true.
0:21:19 > 0:21:27'As the midday sun scorched down, a fusillade of shots rang out.'
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Take cover! Take cover!
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Take cover! Take *??**! cover!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Take cover! ..OHH !
0:21:41 > 0:21:46'I rushed over to the lieutenant and cradled him in my arms.
0:21:46 > 0:21:54'To think of this young boy dying out here in the foreign, burning desert. It was too much to bear.'
0:21:54 > 0:22:00Thank you, Jones. You're a good chap. Dashed hard luck, this.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07- I want you to promise me something. - What's that, sir?
0:22:07 > 0:22:15- When you get back to England, I want you to go and see my mater. - Yes, sir.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Tell her I couldn't help it. - Couldn't help what, sir?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Falling off my horse.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Keep your *??**! heads down!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Uncle Arthur...- Yes, Franklin?
0:22:49 > 0:22:55- In case we don't survive this, there's something I must ask.- What?
0:22:55 > 0:23:01- About you and Mater.- I'd rather you didn't ask.- All right.- That's it.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09GREEN: Sarge, there's thousands of 'em!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Shut up and keep your *??**! head down!
0:23:22 > 0:23:30I don't like the look of this, Colonel. Those *??**! dervishes mean *??**! business.
0:23:30 > 0:23:35Yes, as soon as it's dark, we'd better send for help.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40- Permission to speak, sir. - What is it, Jones?
0:23:40 > 0:23:48- I'd like to volunteer to fetch help. - All right, you do that and take Private Clarke with you.- Right, sir.
0:23:49 > 0:23:57'We managed to creep out during the night and head off for help. Little did we realise
0:23:57 > 0:24:01'that nasty savage eyes was watching our every move.
0:24:01 > 0:24:11'The sun was beating down on us. We realised our water-bottles was empty. ..Suddenly we looked up,
0:24:11 > 0:24:20'There was two horrible dervishes looking down at us. We was trapped. Caught by the dervishes.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23'I faced them like a man,
0:24:23 > 0:24:29'but Private Clarke flung himself down and begged for mercy.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33'I had to look away.
0:24:33 > 0:24:39'Those dervishes pegged Clarke out in the sand and left him to die.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43'They dragged me behind them for miles.
0:24:43 > 0:24:49'What fate was in store for me I had no means of knowing.
0:24:49 > 0:24:57'We stopped and they cooked a meal. A quarrel broke out and next minute they were at each other's throats.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00'They fought like demons.
0:25:00 > 0:25:05'This was my chance. They weren't taking any notice of me.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10'I worked my way over to the fire.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15'I burned through the ropes. It was agony, but I managed to stick it.
0:25:21 > 0:25:27'Suddenly one of the dervishes broke away.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32'The other dervish shouted something after him.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37'Then I remembered dervishes can't stand fire.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41'I quickly seized a burning brand from the fire.
0:25:41 > 0:25:49'I thrust it in front of his face. He turned from a proud warrior into a gibbering idiot.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52'His nostrils distended with fear.
0:25:52 > 0:25:58'He shouted, "Om kar yar, kar kar kar! Om kar yar kar kar kar!"
0:25:58 > 0:26:03'which translated means, "Put that light out!"
0:26:03 > 0:26:09'I made him take his robes off. I had him at my mercy.
0:26:09 > 0:26:16'I put them on over my uniform and hurried back to Private Clarke.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19'I thought Clarke was a goner.
0:26:19 > 0:26:24'I got his wallet to send home with his personal effects. I opened it.
0:26:24 > 0:26:31'Inside I saw a thing that in spite of the heat made my blood run cold.
0:26:31 > 0:26:39'It was a picture of the colonel's lady. The colonel's wife was not so upstanding as he was.
0:26:39 > 0:26:45'To think she and Private Clarke had been...! I couldn't believe it.
0:26:45 > 0:26:51'As I was kneeling there, I heard a groan. Clarke wasn't dead at all.
0:26:51 > 0:26:57'I got him on the horse and after a nightmare journey through the sand,
0:26:57 > 0:27:01'we came across the relief column.'
0:27:03 > 0:27:07SILENT SHOUT
0:27:07 > 0:27:13Private Clarke was taken back to HQ and I never saw him again till now.
0:27:13 > 0:27:19I tell you, sir, I kept that secret locked in my bosoms...
0:27:20 > 0:27:27..all those years, the secret that nobody knew except Private Clarke, the colonel's lady and meself.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32- Why didn't you tell us this before? - I couldn't, sir.
0:27:32 > 0:27:38Not while there was a chance the colonel was still alive.
0:27:38 > 0:27:43That's where I've been, at Somerset House looking through the records.
0:27:43 > 0:27:50And I'm happy to say the colonel and his lady are now up in that great parade ground in the sky
0:27:50 > 0:27:55where the breath of scandal cannot touch them, sir.
0:27:55 > 0:28:00- And now I've got a chance to burn these letters.- I'm sorry, Jones.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Right, now I'll deal with Clarke.
0:28:04 > 0:28:12- He went outside a few minutes ago, sir.- Why didn't you stop him? - Well...- Come on, after him!
0:28:13 > 0:28:22- YOU'RE in a hurry!- Did you see a man leave here?- He was rushing for a train, but he gave me a message.
0:28:22 > 0:28:27- He's sorry, but he's had to resign. - He can't do that!
0:28:27 > 0:28:35- Desertion's a serious crime.- It is. - Are you gonna put him against a wall and fire water-pistols at him?!
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Just clear off, will you?
0:28:37 > 0:28:42- Pike, jump on your bike and see if you can catch him.- Let him go, sir.
0:28:42 > 0:28:47My mum said never trust anyone with their eyes too close together.
0:28:47 > 0:28:52"The moving finger writes and having writ moves on."
0:28:52 > 0:28:58- What's that got to do with it? - I don't know, sir.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02C'mon, Jonesy, you can burn those letters now.
0:29:02 > 0:29:11- - There you go. - An enemy plane could see that! - Aw, shut up!
0:29:11 > 0:29:15Put that light out! PUT THAT LIGHT OUT !
0:29:15 > 0:29:20Put it out! Put that light out!
0:30:05 > 0:30:10Subtitles by Alison Loudon