0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:07 > 0:00:12# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# We are the boys who will make you think again!
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:26 > 0:00:32# If you think old England's done?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun!
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# If you think old England's done? #
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Take your thumb out, boy!
0:01:09 > 0:01:14- You know, I'd give anything to have a crack at the enemy.- Yes, sir.
0:01:14 > 0:01:21- One feels so helpless, stuck here in the pavilion.- Of course. - Left, right, left, right...eugh! >
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- <- File in, come on!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Number Two Patrol reporting. - All right?- All quiet.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30BOMB EXPLODES
0:01:30 > 0:01:31What?
0:01:31 > 0:01:39I said "all quiet", and I'm not referring to the noise. "All quiet" is part of military procedure.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46The ol' fool's trying to tell you we didnae spot any Nazi parachutists!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Why have the men got fixed bayonets?
0:01:49 > 0:01:56In case the parachutists come floating down. We've got to be ready for the old upward thrust!
0:01:56 > 0:02:01- Put your finger in that hole, Pike. - I'm sorry, sir.
0:02:01 > 0:02:07- Go and rest in the corner, Jones. - Patrol, in the corner for a rest, at the double!
0:02:07 > 0:02:11I expect you were meaning by himself, sir!
0:02:11 > 0:02:16Well, you may scoff, but...I admire his spirit.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21You can see the light of battle in his eyes very exhilarating!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23But he gets so over-excited!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I wish YOUR eyes had that light...
0:02:26 > 0:02:30..if you kept them open for long enough!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Not enough sleep?
0:02:32 > 0:02:38We've been hard at it! All day in the bank and half the night on duty...
0:02:38 > 0:02:43I'M tired, but I don't have a dozy look on MY face!
0:02:43 > 0:02:48I have to set an example and YOU should do the same. Brighten up!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51All right. I will, yes.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Uncle Arthur, would you like some hundreds-and-thousands?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59How absolutely lovely. Thank you so much.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Would you like some, sir?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Not with my cocoa, thank you!
0:03:06 > 0:03:14I always get my sweets' ration in hundreds-and-thousands. They weigh less and you get more for a coup...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Section three, ready for patrol.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Cap'n Mainwaring...
0:03:19 > 0:03:27If you ask my opinion, I'd think it's sheer folly for the men to go out there, just now. Sheer folly!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30The shrapnel's coming down like hail!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33What do you suggest we do...
0:03:33 > 0:03:35..crouch here all night?
0:03:35 > 0:03:43No. But there's nothing they can do out there, so they should stay here It's just plain common sense!
0:03:43 > 0:03:48War isn't based around common sense! I want to go and meet the enemy!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Aren't they rather high up?
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Cap'n Mainwaring, that's the type of talk I like to hear!
0:03:56 > 0:04:02You remind me of a major in the trenches in 1916. He was just like you.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07Major Willoughby-Darcy. He didn't like skulking, either.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11He didn't like crouching or skulking at all, sir.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Marvellous man, you should have seen him!
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Top boots polished like glass, monocle glistening!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Anyway, one day, we was all crouching down in the trench
0:04:23 > 0:04:28and suddenly he says, "Look here, boys, I've had about enough of this,
0:04:28 > 0:04:34"I'm going up on the parapet, show them damn Gerrys I'm not afraid!"
0:04:34 > 0:04:35He got up...
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I know what you're going to say.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41He went up and didn't get a scratch.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44No, sir, he got shot...
0:04:44 > 0:04:48..in an awkward place, he crouched a lot after that!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yes, all right.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55- Would you like some sweets, Mr Jones?- Thank you.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58BOMB EXPLODES
0:04:58 > 0:05:01A whole week's sweet ration over the floor!
0:05:01 > 0:05:07Blimey, that was close! Why are you lot hiding and not out looking for parachutists?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Clear off!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Don't start!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Why aren't YOU out ARP-ing?
0:05:14 > 0:05:20Look, I've done MY job! That was the second bomb we've had tonight.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Where did the first land? On the pumping station. No-one was in it.
0:05:25 > 0:05:32- No-one in it?! Walker and Godfrey are on duty there! - < No-one told ME!- Let's go!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Frazer, Jones.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36What are you doing down there?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Picking up me hundreds-and-thousands!- Get up!
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- You're in charge, Sponge.- You can't interfere. It's an ARP matter.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- Mind your own business! - Stop pushing everyone about!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Pick up some hundreds-and-thousands!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Warden, after you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09There you are, I told you, nobody's here.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12They must be in the other room.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17The ceiling's fallen!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Mr Mainwaring!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Is that Walker?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Sir, I'll give you a bunk-up!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Yes, all right! All right, corporal!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Are you all right, Walker?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Yes, but I can't get out. - What happened?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- The wall's fallen. The door's jammed.- Where's Godfrey?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Top bunk, asleep!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Did you hear that? Godfrey's asleep...
0:06:48 > 0:06:53The old fool's asleep, on duty, in wartime and National Service!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56That's punishable by death!
0:06:56 > 0:07:04- Did you hear what I said, Captain Mainwaring? Death, death! - Be quiet, Frazer!- Keep calm!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Why are you both in there?
0:07:07 > 0:07:13I did my turn of duty, found Godfrey asleep, couldn't wake him and then the bomb fell.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Take Godfrey's name, Wilson.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I've known his name for years!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Well, write it down!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Sir, you don't understand. I think he's ill.- Why?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- I can't wake him. - We'll have you out in no time.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I'll give you a bunk-down.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38All right, all right, corporal!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Now, Sergeant Wilson, come with me. - Right, sir.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Can you manage, sir?
0:07:44 > 0:07:49I don't think it's too bad. I think we'll soon shift this.
0:07:49 > 0:07:56YOU'RE not shifting anything! This is an ARP job and, as chief warden, I'm in charge.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00These are my men. I'm in charge, and that is that!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Good Heavens, sir, look at that. - What?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Those huge cracks in the ceiling.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10This lot could come down at any moment!
0:08:10 > 0:08:17Cor blimey, perhaps you're right, Captain Mainwaring you SHOULD be in charge!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I mean, as you say, they are YOUR men!
0:08:20 > 0:08:27- Keep perfectly still, Wilson... - Right, sir.- ..and take my hand.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- I beg your pardon?- Take my hand!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39All right, sir?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41All right.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Now...
0:08:46 > 0:08:50..part of that ceiling has collapsed.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53God knows what's holding up the rest of it!
0:08:55 > 0:09:02Any disturbance could bring the whole thing down. We must hurry Godfrey may be very ill.
0:09:02 > 0:09:08But how can we shift the rubble without the rest caving in?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Well, the only way that I can see is to form a chain
0:09:12 > 0:09:16then we pass the rubble into this room.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20It won't be pleasant at the head of the chain...
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Damn dangerous!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- PERMISSION TO WHISPER, SIR? - Ssshhh!- Ssshhh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Sir, I'd like to volunteer to be at the head of a daisy-chain.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Would you let me do that, sir, be at the head?
0:09:36 > 0:09:42Daisy-chain! No, no, no, corporal. We're going to draw lots for it.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46I'm going to put crosses on two pieces of paper
0:09:46 > 0:09:53and whoever gets the two crosses goes to the head of the chain. Right? Right.
0:09:53 > 0:09:59Uncle Arthur, I saw them do this once in that film Each Dawn I Die.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Did you really?- Yes. - Who got the cross?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- The sergeant.- Oh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Now, six pieces of paper in this hat...
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- But there are only five of you! - You're the sixth!
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Wait a minute, this has got nothing to do with me!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24He's yellow!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Yes, he's got a big yellow streak right down his back!
0:10:28 > 0:10:35- Will you take one? - Yes, I won't give you lot a chance to have anything on me!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- You first, Wilson. - Right, sir, right.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Blank.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Nothing on it.- Frazer.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I'm next!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Blimey, I've got it!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53What a pity, I was going to pick that one!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I'll take the next one.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I've got the second.
0:11:04 > 0:11:10Let me go instead of you, sir. Let me go instead. You're too young to die!
0:11:10 > 0:11:15No, no. I want you here, at this end of the chain.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Take off your equipment. But leave your hats on.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Right, come along, chief warden.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29No need for that!
0:11:44 > 0:11:51(Any noise will bring this lot down. Don't let them make any noise. Pass it on.)
0:11:51 > 0:11:57- (Don't make a noise. Pass it on.) - (Don't make a noise. Pass it on.)
0:11:57 > 0:12:02(No noise! Pass it on.) (No noise! Pass it on.)
0:12:02 > 0:12:04(Don't make a...)
0:12:15 > 0:12:18WALKER: HEY, JONESEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21(Don't make a noise!)
0:12:26 > 0:12:29His heart's not beating!
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Blimey, no wonder I can't hear anything!
0:12:51 > 0:12:52JONESEY >
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Yes. - What's going on?
0:12:55 > 0:13:02- Nearly through. How's Mr Godfrey? - I can't make it out, he's sleeping like a baby!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Walker!- I'm here, sir.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Open this door by pushing from your side.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Ahem!- What?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- A bit more!- Oh.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- How's Godfrey?- He seems OK,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27but I can't wake him.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32Do you hear me? Godfrey, are you all right?
0:13:33 > 0:13:38That's OK...I thought I told you two to stay in the other room.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43If the silly old...if the man's ill, we want to help!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I've got my Scouts first-aid badge!
0:13:46 > 0:13:52- Tell Jones to stay where he is and to shut his door...quietly!- Jonesey.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57Mr Mainwaring says to stay where you are and close the door.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Stay where I am and close the door...- That's right.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I can't reach it from here.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Get down and do it! - Right, sir.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Close it quietly!
0:14:09 > 0:14:10SLAM
0:14:10 > 0:14:13TIMBERS CREAK
0:14:18 > 0:14:21I'm afraid he didn't close it very quietly.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26- A fine mess you've landed us in, Mainwaring!- Shut up!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Come 'ere. Give us a hand.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35There must be a ton of bricks behind that door.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37We're trapped.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Aye, we're doomed!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Doomed!
0:14:42 > 0:14:47Mr Mainwaring, I'm afraid I closed the door too hardly!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Listen to me very carefully, Jones.
0:14:55 > 0:15:01I want you to go back to the command post and tell them to come and rescue us.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Come and rescue... Don't panic, sir! Don't panic!
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Mr Mainwaring... Mr Godfrey's waking up. > - Ah.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Oh, hello!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19I must have dozed off for a moment.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Dozed off! He's been asleep for four hours!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25What were you playing at?!
0:15:25 > 0:15:33I've been sleeping badly. I mentioned it at the clinic. They gave me some tablets which must have been strong!
0:15:33 > 0:15:39- How dare you take sleeping tablets on duty! I've a good mind... - Mr Mainwaring.- Yes?
0:15:39 > 0:15:45- Permission to worry?- What is it this time?- I can't get out!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47What?!
0:15:47 > 0:15:52I tried to open the back door and the knob came off!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54What did I tell ye?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57We're doomed! Doomed!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Do be quiet, Frazer. Let me think.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Don't worry, you'll get an idea in a minute.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Now, keep calm, men.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21Wilson, come...Wilson get up! Come over here.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- We're likely to be here for some time.- Yes.
0:16:24 > 0:16:30- We've got to keep the men cheerful. You must back me up with a smile! - Yes.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Is that all right, sir, like that?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37It's better than nothing, I suppose!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Gather round, men. Come here.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Look here, we're in a pretty tight spot.
0:16:44 > 0:16:50It shouldn't be long before Sponge realises we're missing and comes to our rescue.
0:16:50 > 0:16:56Meanwhile, we'll keep our spirits up with a sing-song. What shall we sing?
0:16:56 > 0:17:01I know one... # It was Christmas day in the workhouse...#
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- No. I want a song we can do actions to.- You can do actions to that!
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Not those sort of actions! - Mr Mainwaring...
0:17:10 > 0:17:14..we could always sing a Boy Scouts' song.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Yes, that's an excellent idea, Pike.
0:17:17 > 0:17:24Why don't we take a leaf from His Majesty's book and sing Under The Spreading Chestnut Tree.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Wilson will do the cheerful actions and we'll follow.
0:17:28 > 0:17:36- If Wilson's going to be cheerful, I'd just as soon be miserable! - I don't want any insubordination.
0:17:36 > 0:17:43- Right. I take it you know the actions?- Yes, I know them vaguely, I saw them on Movietone news.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Right. Sergeant Wilson will do the actions.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50I don't know them very well, someone else might be better...
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Come over here, Wilson.
0:17:53 > 0:18:00- Look, you will back me to the hilt. - Yes, sir.- You will do these actions, that is an order! Right?- Yes.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- And you will do it cheerfully! Right?- Right.
0:18:04 > 0:18:10Do you want me to come down and join in or stay up here and join in?
0:18:10 > 0:18:16Stay up there, Godfrey. Right, all together then... Oh, Jones...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Sir.- You do the actions too.
0:18:18 > 0:18:24Even though you can't see me, I'll do the actions right up to the hilt!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Right, after two then: ONE, TWO!
0:18:27 > 0:18:32# Underneath the spreading chestnut tree
0:18:32 > 0:18:36# Where I held you on my knee
0:18:36 > 0:18:40# There we raised a family
0:18:40 > 0:18:44# 'Neath the spreading chestnut tree. #
0:18:44 > 0:18:47CLATTERING AND SHOUTING
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Are you all right, Jones? - Yes, sir...
0:18:56 > 0:19:04- ..but it's difficult doing the actions when you're pressed up against the wall.- Yes.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- Perhaps you'd better just sing the words.- Right.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15All right, sir?
0:19:20 > 0:19:25- Right, let's have a run through it again.- Right, sir.- ONE, TWO!
0:19:25 > 0:19:30# Underneath the spreading chestnut tree
0:19:30 > 0:19:34# Where I held you on my knee
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# Where we raised our family
0:19:37 > 0:19:41# 'Neath the spreading chestnut tree. #
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Captain Mainwaring, I'm all wet!
0:19:46 > 0:19:51It's the pipe. FRAZER: A bomb must have cracked it!
0:19:51 > 0:19:57- Let's wrap something round the pipe to stop the flow.- Pike, wrap your tunic round the pipe.- Why me?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Because you're wet already.
0:20:00 > 0:20:07- Hang on.- Yes.- We're underground. - Yes.- If that keeps pouring in, we'll drown. Suppose we can't stop it?
0:20:07 > 0:20:14- THEY ALL SHOUT - Keep calm. There's no such word as "can't". Go and wrap it round, boy.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I don't think it's going to work!
0:20:17 > 0:20:23- Keep it up. You're doing fine! - All right, I'LL do the encouraging!
0:20:23 > 0:20:29- Maybe Jones could try one of the stop-cocks next door.- Good idea.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I'll tell him...OH!!
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Walker, tell Jones to cut the water off with the stop-cock.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Right, sir. Jonesey...
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- What?- There's water pouring in.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Mr Mainwaring says turn it off.- How?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Turn the stop-cock.- What stop-cock? - What stop-cock?
0:20:50 > 0:20:58- It's on the pipe. - The stop-cock's on the pipe, cock! - No stupid jokes, tell him to hurry.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Get on with it, Jonesey. - Yes, um, which way's off?
0:21:02 > 0:21:09- Which way's off? - Clockwise.- Clockwise. - Clockwise, right, sir, clockwise...
0:21:09 > 0:21:16- Uuuh! Uuuh! - Jones, it's getting worse! - Ooh! It must be this way...
0:21:16 > 0:21:21You're making it worse, you damn fool! THEY ALL SHOUT
0:21:24 > 0:21:27MUSIC: "Rule Britannia"
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Mr Mainwaring, could I come up on the bunk, please?
0:21:44 > 0:21:48I'm sorry, Pike, there isn't any room.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53What am I going to do when the water reaches my head?
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Don't worry, we'll have thought of something by then.
0:22:05 > 0:22:11Can I come in your bath, please? No, you can't! It only holds one.
0:22:11 > 0:22:17Stop making waves. The slightest movement will have this thing over!
0:22:17 > 0:22:24- I know, how about singing a song? - Yes, what shall we sing?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28How about Asleep In The Deep?!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Uncle Arthur...- Yes?
0:22:40 > 0:22:44If you don't let me up on that bunk, I'll tell mum!
0:22:44 > 0:22:49Do stop moaning, Frank! Can't you see there's no room?
0:22:49 > 0:22:55Mr Mainwaring, you said you'd think of something before it reaches my head!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Don't worry, don't worry! I'm working on it!
0:22:59 > 0:23:04- Any ideas yet, Wilson? - No, but I'm working on it too!- Yes.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09The water...the water's getting higher and higher!
0:23:09 > 0:23:14It might be a good idea if we talked less save the air.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19Be quiet, Godfrey! It's your fault that we're in this mess!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22We're entombed...
0:23:22 > 0:23:24..and doomed!
0:23:24 > 0:23:30I mind the time when I was a wee laddie on the lone isle of Barra...
0:23:30 > 0:23:35A submarine got sunk in Castlebay
0:23:35 > 0:23:39and seven brave men were trapped in it.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44The water got higher and higher and higher...
0:23:44 > 0:23:51..until it got up to their necks, and then, egh!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Terrible way to die!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Put a sock in it!
0:23:59 > 0:24:05- GODFREY: Mr Mainwaring, sir... - If you want to be excused, it's impossible!
0:24:05 > 0:24:06I agree!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10GODFREY: No, I think I've found a way out.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Don't be absurd!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16If we open this manhole...
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Well, how would you undo the bolts?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- WALKER: Mr Mainwaring...- Yes.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25..that's what those spanners are for.
0:24:25 > 0:24:31By Jove, I think you're right, Walker! Boy go and get that big spanner.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Yeah, I thought it would be me!
0:24:34 > 0:24:39- Awfully clever of you, Godfrey! - Thank you very much, sir.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I can't reach it, sir. ALL: Oh!
0:24:45 > 0:24:49You, what's your name...Hodges, go and get it.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52MR Hodges to you, Napoleon!
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- I presume you want to get out of here?!- Oh, all right!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Quick as you can!
0:25:04 > 0:25:09< Paddle a bit more! Give us a hand, can't you?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Give us a hand! It's different now, isn't it?!
0:25:12 > 0:25:18When I wanted to get IN your bath you didn't want to know, NOW you want help!
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- I...I can't reach it!- Well, stand up!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32If I'm not very careful, I shall...
0:25:32 > 0:25:35If I'm not very careful, I shall...
0:25:35 > 0:25:37AAGH!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48..fall in!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Of all the bungling idiots!
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Don't worry, Mr Mainwaring, I'LL get it!
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- WALKER: Here, give it to me. - Well done, Frank!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Can you manage?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Yeah, it's a bit stiff, but they're coming.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Good!
0:26:16 > 0:26:21OOH! I'll get it in a minute! I'll get it in a minute!
0:26:21 > 0:26:26I wish I had something to lever it with, lever it with...
0:26:26 > 0:26:28A spanner...
0:26:28 > 0:26:30With a spanner.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Wait a minute...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34..there's a manhole.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Why didn't I think of this before?
0:26:37 > 0:26:44It fits! Don't worry my brave lads, I'll get you out. I'll rescue you!
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Uncle Arthur, give me a hand up!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I can't you'll get us all wet!
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- I'd like to make YOU wet, mate!- Oh, clear off!
0:26:54 > 0:26:59- Don't argue. Get through this hole, so we can rescue Jones.- Right.
0:26:59 > 0:27:06I'm coming my brave lads! I'm coming my brave lads, don't you worry. I'm coming, Jonesey's coming!
0:27:06 > 0:27:12Hurry up, hurry up, I'm wet through! I'm just as wet as you are!
0:27:12 > 0:27:16BANGING AND SHOUTING
0:27:16 > 0:27:19I'm coming! Blimey!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Oh! Oh! Where is everyone?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Mr Mainwaring, are you there?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Mr Mainwaring...is that...
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Mr Wilson, where are you?
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- Jones. - MUMBLED SHOUTS - He's gone!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38No, he hasn't. Look!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Get him down!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43All right, come on, Jones. Come on.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Oh, there you are, boys. Boys, there you are!
0:27:47 > 0:27:52- I thought you was all drowned! I am pleased to see you.- Yes, all right.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54I'm getting out of here.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Who shut this door?
0:28:01 > 0:28:06It was draughty, you were wet - I didn't want you to catch cold!
0:28:06 > 0:28:11There's no handle. You've done it again, haven't you, Godfrey?
0:28:13 > 0:28:15What are we going to do, sir?
0:28:15 > 0:28:23- Someone's got to go through that hole, through the other hole, then round to open the door.- Quite.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- Someone will get very wet! - Obviously.- Wilson...
0:28:26 > 0:28:29..take your trousers off!
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Why does it have to be me?!