0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:07 > 0:00:12# If you think we're on the run
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# We are the boys who will make you think again
0:00:22 > 0:00:27# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21
0:00:35 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# If you think old England's done. #
0:00:57 > 0:01:02- Sir?- Oh, sherry! Thank you very much. Quite a treat.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- Only one glass each, I'm afraid. - Good evening, sir.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Hello, Wilson. Very glad to have you here as my guest.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Some of the most influential people in Walmington-on-Sea are here.
0:01:17 > 0:01:23- I say, that's our Chairman over there.- Is it really? Fascinating.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Thank you so much, my dear. Very kind of you.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- I say, what a very pretty brooch. - Thank you. It was my granny's.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37Was it really? It matches the colouring of your hair so well.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42Thank you, sir. I'll slip you another one when you've finished.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47- Thank you. That's very sweet of you. - Wilson! Never mind the waitress.
0:01:47 > 0:01:55- Sorry?- I'm pointing the Chairman out to you. He's looking over this way. I think I've caught his eye.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59He's the Managing Director of "Precision Extrusions", you know.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04- Is he really? - You can ingratiate yourself there.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Good evening, sir.
0:02:06 > 0:02:12- This is my Chief Clerk Wilson. - Arthur, isn't it?- George...- Yes.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16I'm Tony Fairbrother. We were at school together.
0:02:16 > 0:02:23- Were we really?- Yes, we shared a study for three terms.- Did we? Yes, I remember now.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27How very nice to see you! Good heavens!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Wilson has been my Chief Clerk for eight years.
0:02:31 > 0:02:37- Steven's here. Steven Sebag.- Really? - Of course he's SIR Steven now. - Of course he is.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- Come and see him. He's as bald as a coot.- Is he really?
0:02:42 > 0:02:48- Grass never grows on a busy street, does it?- Excuse us, Mainington.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51It's Mainwaring actually.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Yes, I think I did. I let him off in the end, I think. Do sit down.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Hello, Bathurst. Golf all right?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Good.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Good evening, Captain Mainwaring.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Jones! Nice to see you representing the butchers of Walmington-on-Sea.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14- I'm representing the Athletics Association tonight as well.- Really?
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Mr Cutforth, their official, had to go to the Derby and Joan Club.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23That's what I like about these gatherings.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- Everyone represents a profession or a craft.- 'Evening, Cap.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33What are YOU doing here?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Why shouldn't I be here?
0:03:36 > 0:03:42- I didn't know "under the counter" dealing was a profession. - No, but it's a craft.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be drinking sherry.
0:03:46 > 0:03:53And those chicken croquettes you'll have later would've been made of whalemeat...not rabbit.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Hello, Joe. 'Evening, Mr Jones.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- 'Evening, sir.- 'Evening, Colonel.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Sorry, Mainwaring. I didn't see you.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Thank you, my dear.
0:04:06 > 0:04:12- Ready for the scheme on Saturday? - Scheme?- Oh, you're not taking part.
0:04:12 > 0:04:18- Why aren't we taking part?- Yes, how come we've been taken short?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20It was the training Major's idea.
0:04:20 > 0:04:26He's forming a Home Guard Commando Unit, from the younger, fitter chaps.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Yes, I did hear something about it.
0:04:28 > 0:04:36He wants a striking force to operate behind enemy lines. Winkling out petrol dumps, and blowing them up.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Yeah, we sent Pikey to HQ for an interview.- Did he get in?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42No. He couldn't find HQ.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48The whole thing's a farce. We're not commandos. Never will be.
0:04:48 > 0:04:54Why not? I can winkle out things as well as them young chaps. I'm a very good winkler.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Brains and local knowledge are our weapons. Not muscle and brawn.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I agree. I was dead against it.
0:05:03 > 0:05:09- It is a bit of an insult to the older campaigners.- I feel very spurned.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Take your seats, please, gentlemen!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Well, we'd better be going in.- Yes.
0:05:15 > 0:05:23- Would you chaps like to take part and prove your point?- Yes. Why not! We're game for anything.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28- Always game, sir.- I'll see if I can get the Major to agree.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30We'll talk about it after dinner. >
0:05:30 > 0:05:37Oh, is that my sherry? Thank you so much. That's very kind of you. So thoughtful. Thank you.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I say, Wilson. Wilson!
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Wilson!- Thank you so much.- Wilson! - Most kind.- Wilson!- Sorry, sir.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Can't you leave that girl alone?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50# Here we are again, happy as can be
0:05:50 > 0:05:55# All good pals And jolly good company... #
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Now, our job is to place that bomb...
0:06:00 > 0:06:07either in or as near as we can get to the O.C.'s office which is in this little hut here.
0:06:07 > 0:06:14The bomb we'll use is represented by this can... Have you got it? The bomb?
0:06:14 > 0:06:19- Yes.- Well, show it to them. Hold it up.- Oh, right, right.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22The bomb.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I've 150 of them if anyone wants one.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Now, Sergeant Wilson and I did a recce of this place yesterday,
0:06:30 > 0:06:35and believe you me, the security here is absolutely first-class.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40The Home Guard Commandos won't get anywhere near it. It needs brains.
0:06:40 > 0:06:46And ingenuity, sir. Ingenuity is useful for getting folk into things.
0:06:46 > 0:06:52That's quite right, Jones. A platoon of infantry are on guard at here.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57All round the petrol dump is a 12-foot high barbed wire fence,
0:06:57 > 0:07:01which overhangs at the top and is quite unclimbable.
0:07:01 > 0:07:07- You could lean a ladder against it. - The guards might become suspicious.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Not if we dressed up as window cleaners.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Don't be silly! There are no windows in barbed wire.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Could we not...fling it, sir?- What?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21The bomb. Could we not fling it?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- That's right, Taffy. Give it a Highland fling.- All right!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- I'm just making a suggestion. - Pay attention!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34The distance between the hut and the wire is 35 yards.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38But Corporal Jones tried some tests in throwing.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Yes, sir. My first attempt only went 12 yards.
0:07:42 > 0:07:49So I got hold of it by the handle and I whirled myself round like a whirling dervish.
0:07:49 > 0:07:55They do it in a trance. They do it in a trance, do whirling dervishes.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01I whirled myself round. Then I got dizzy, sir. Probably because I wasn't in a trance.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04And then the handle came off.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Yes, well, I don't think it would work.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15In any case we're jumping the gun because, first of all,
0:08:15 > 0:08:21we are to be dumped along this road as though we were parachutists.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- Will we be wearing parachutes? - Don't be so stupid!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's not so stupid. Parachutists wear parachutes.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Don't be impertinent, Pike!
0:08:33 > 0:08:39Our job is get across this river, over the bridge or by any other way.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Captain Mainwaring, I'm rather anxious not to do any swimming.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Pontoons, sir. That's what we need.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- Aye, pontoons, sir.- Yes, unfortunately we don't have any.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55We could use Mr Frazer's coffins.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00If you go on being silly, Pike, I shall send you home.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Why can't we walk across the bridge?
0:09:04 > 0:09:12- Because the bridge and the river are guarded by the Royal West Kents. - Good answer.- Right.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17Bluff, sir. That's what we must use. Bluff. That's what we need. Bluff.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And ingenuity, sir. Ingenuity.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I don't mind dressing up as a nun.
0:09:24 > 0:09:30I did it once at a fancy dress ball and they said I looked awfully holy.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Did they?
0:09:35 > 0:09:40Young Pikey could be the novice, and Jonesy the Mother Superior.
0:09:40 > 0:09:47- OK!- We're always reading about parachutists dressing up as nuns. They'd see through it straightaway.
0:09:47 > 0:09:54That's where the ingenuity comes in. We could be walking along as a nun crocodile.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59We could go along nonchalantly, and the guards would say to themselves,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02"they can't be artificial nuns,
0:10:02 > 0:10:09"or we would think they were parachutists. They'll be real nuns, ventilating themselves in the air."
0:10:09 > 0:10:13So they'll bless us and let us pass.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I don't think that's very practical.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24In any case, it isn't easy to get nuns' habits these days.
0:10:24 > 0:10:31- Joe could get some from the nuns at the orphanage. - No, I don't do business with them.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Except for providing the orphans. Except for...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38That's liable, that is.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Frank here has got a suggestion.
0:10:41 > 0:10:46- Yes, what is it? - No, you'll just say I'm being silly.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Not unless you are being silly.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- It's about coffins.- Oh, yes...
0:10:53 > 0:11:00- If we pretend to be a funeral, they'd let us cross the bridge. - Yes, they probably would.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05But that's no help because they don't have funerals in petrol dumps.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Unless they blow up.- Unless they... I shan't tell you again, Walker.
0:11:10 > 0:11:16Whatever gets us across that bridge has to get us into the petrol dump.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Hang on. Hang on just a second.
0:11:18 > 0:11:24Now I've got a shed round about here where I keep my essential supplies.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29If we go there, and you keep your trap shut, maybe I can help you.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32You can rely on our discretion.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Keep your hands to yourself, though.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40I don't want anything nicked. That's how I got it in the first place.
0:11:40 > 0:11:46- Just explain the plan. Nobody will take your property.- What we do is...
0:11:47 > 0:11:53# Here we are again, happy as can be, Good pals and jolly good company. #
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Right, in here when you've got your uniforms on.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Put your helmet on, Pike.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04But I can't see with it on. Look.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Try it the other way round.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12They're awfully rough on the neck.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15You've been mollycoddled too much.
0:12:16 > 0:12:23How did you get that fine machine? I offered the fire station ten quid for it.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I'll ask him about it, boys.
0:12:26 > 0:12:31- Excuse me, Captain Mainwaring.- Yes? - Can you clear up a technical point?
0:12:31 > 0:12:37Where do you want these axe handles dangling? On the left or right rump?
0:12:37 > 0:12:44- The left, please. - On the left rump. On the left rump! Dangle on the left rump, please!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46All right, Jones. Jones! Corporal!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Yes, sir.- That's enough.- Right, sir.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Let's go through the plan once more.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59- Come on, Godfrey.- It's the trousers. There are no buttons for my braces.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- Can't you wear a belt? - Trousers hang better from braces.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's not a fashion parade, Godfrey.
0:13:08 > 0:13:15- Right, at ten minutes past three... - 15.10, sir.- What did you say? - 15.10.- Never mind that.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18At ten past three we all move out.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Two minutes later a fire will start outside the wire to the petrol dump.
0:13:23 > 0:13:30I took care of that. I dumped a load of old cases and two drums of oil outside the wire.
0:13:30 > 0:13:36- Good. Right, so at twelve...three... - 15.12, sir.
0:13:37 > 0:13:43At 3:12, our secret agent will push the barrow of paraffin-soaked hay
0:13:43 > 0:13:45into the pile...and ignite it.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Is the secret agent laid on?- Yes.
0:13:48 > 0:13:56- I think it's safe to disclose the identity of our agent now.- Yes. - Who is it?- The Verger.- The Ver...
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Have you gone mad?- No, sir. - I thought it was to be Mrs Pike.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03She couldn't decide what to wear.
0:14:03 > 0:14:10- The Verger will get it all wrong. - I wrote it all down for him and gave him ten bob. I'm sure he'll be fine.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Be it on YOUR head.- As usual.- Yes.
0:14:14 > 0:14:22This fire will help us to bluff our way across the bridge. When we reach the fire, what do you do, Frazer?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26My party unloads yon ladder and sets it up near the wire.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31The rest of us create a hullabaloo around the fire with our hoses.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36While Joe is hullabalooing, I shall shinny up the ladder unseen.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40I'll have the bomb on the end of this rope, sir.
0:14:40 > 0:14:47I shall then sling it on to the roof of the hut like a linesman swinging the lead.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52When I say "linesman", I don't mean a football linesman.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57When I say "swinging the lead", I don't mean a chap skiving.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I mean a seafaring linesman, sir.
0:15:00 > 0:15:08They had a bit of tallow on the end, so they could see what their bottoms were like. Did you know that?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- As it happens, yes. - I wish you'd said, or I wouldn't...
0:15:12 > 0:15:16All right, all right! Right, everyone to their posts.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Mr Mainwaring, can I drive the fire engine, please?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Don't be ridiculous, Pike! - Can I ring the bell, then?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- I'm ringing the bell. - Get to your place, boy.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Can someone give me a hand? - I need a hand too.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Come on, up you get, Godfrey.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Now you, Frazer.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Hold on tight while you're there.
0:15:45 > 0:15:50- Right, off you go, Wilson.- I can manage all right, sir. Thank you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Right.
0:15:52 > 0:15:58- Wait a minute, sir. I'll give you a shoulder.- Give me a hand, Wilson.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Ups-a-daisy!
0:16:00 > 0:16:05- Are you all right, sir?- I beg your pardon, sir. I upped you a bit much.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- All right, all right. - Very sorry, sir.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14- You all right, sir?- Of course I am! Get round to your place.- Yes, sir.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- All right there at the back?- Yes! - Right, stand by!
0:16:18 > 0:16:25- Hold on a minute. I'm not quite at the ready, sir.- Oh, for...!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Hang on a minute.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Come on, Mr Jones!
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Sir, if I shout "one, two, three",
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- you give me a bit of an urge up. - Yes, all right.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Give him a hand, Wilson.- Yes, sir.
0:16:40 > 0:16:47Wait a minute. Look, there's a fire extinguisher in case the fire engine catches fire.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53- These firemen are very cautious men. Do you know when I...- Get up there!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Come along, Jones. That's it. Well done.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02- Stand by, everybody. Stand by. - BELL RINGS
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Aagh!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You all right, sir? Try and be brave.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Come on. Up you get. Well done.
0:17:11 > 0:17:19- Are you all right, Mr Mainwaring? - Of course I'm all right! Why are you standing there, Pike?
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- You needed help.- Get back up there!
0:17:23 > 0:17:29- Honestly, I can't do a thing right. "Moan, moan, moan". - No back chat either.- All right!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Off we go.
0:17:31 > 0:17:37- BELL RINGS - Fire! Fire! Don't panic!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Quiet!
0:17:39 > 0:17:46I'm sorry, sir. I can't hear you say anything because of the noise of the bell.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51- Don't ring the bell till I say "go". - "Go". Right, sir.- Mr Mainwaring.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- You can't go.- Why not?- The doors are closed.- Open them when we're ready.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Don't start the engine yet, sir!
0:17:59 > 0:18:05Cos we might breathe in poisonous gases and get sophisticated.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Pike!
0:18:10 > 0:18:15- Open the doors.- It's different now you want me to do something.- Go on!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18AIR RAID SIREN WAILS
0:18:18 > 0:18:25- Here they come.- That's good. It'll divert the guards on the bridge.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Very true, Frazer. Right, hang on.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Here we go!
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- BELL RINGS - Fire! Don't panic!- Stop it!
0:18:35 > 0:18:43- You said "go", so I dinged my dinger.- Well, don't ding the dinger till we're on the move.- Right, sir.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- The doors are open.- How many times must I tell you to go to your place!
0:18:48 > 0:18:53- You told me to open the doors!- Don't argue.- Everything I do is wrong!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56ENGINE STARTS
0:18:56 > 0:19:03- Ow! Stop!- What's the matter?- You... - Why are you wet like that?
0:19:03 > 0:19:08- You squirted me with water! - Don't be ridiculous!- You did!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Stop it!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Sergeant Wilson, push that lever. It throws the pump out.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20- Wilson, push that lever. It throws the pump out.- That's what I'm doing.
0:19:20 > 0:19:27- If I tell you again, I'll leave you behind. Now get up there. - I couldn't care less.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30ENGINE STARTS
0:19:30 > 0:19:38- This engine runs well.- So it should. The same petrol's put in Spitfires. - Good Lord!
0:19:38 > 0:19:43- BELL RINGS - Fire! Fire! Don't panic!
0:20:16 > 0:20:21That's the lot. If I found out who dumped them, his feet wouldn't touch.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Don't panic! Don't panic!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Don't panic! Fire! Fire!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Don't panic! Don't panic!
0:20:39 > 0:20:44- Fire! - Everything hinges now on the Verger.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55"Push barrow among pile of packing cases."
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Excuse me!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Did you see a pile of cases here? >
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Yeah. They've been driven away. Were they yours?
0:21:06 > 0:21:10No. I was just interested in them for a friend.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13"Light paper in barrow...
0:21:28 > 0:21:34"Shout fire. Run to the guard room and send for fire brigade."
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Fire! Fire!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Fire! >
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Fire!
0:21:46 > 0:21:52Send for the fire brigade. What for? I've put it out. What's your game then?
0:21:52 > 0:21:58- What's yours? - You're not mentioned here. Hop it!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- Don't panic! - There's the bridge straight ahead.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07I don't see any smoke. It should be over there.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Ruddy hell!
0:22:10 > 0:22:18Better check it out, lads. There's no telling what those old baskets will get up to.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20The smoke's coming from over there.
0:22:20 > 0:22:28- He's lit the fire in the wrong place.- They're stopping us.- I'll deal with this.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Just making sure there's no Home Guards hiding.
0:22:33 > 0:22:38- Don't be ridiculous. There's a fire. - What are those hens doing?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Laying eggs. Drive on, driver.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52Don't just stand there. Catch those hens.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55BELL RINGING
0:22:57 > 0:23:00It's over there. Over there!
0:23:00 > 0:23:06- Damn, it's Hodges.- You're quick. I haven't sent for you yet.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11- Out the way, Hodges. - Why are you dressed as a fireman?
0:23:11 > 0:23:17- Let us through.- No, you don't. That Jerry plane dropped incendiaries.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20There's a house on fire. Drive on.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Get the ladder off and the hoses.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Don't stand there gawping, Pike. Get the small hose out.
0:23:53 > 0:24:00- Get a move on. This house'll be burnt down in a minute. - Mind your own business... Hoses!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02You're going too fast, boy!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Mr Mainwaring, would you mind turning the tap on, please?
0:24:10 > 0:24:14You've pulled it out of the socket!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Could someone help me to the ground?
0:24:17 > 0:24:21There's no time for that!
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Go away!- We've hooked up the hydrant.- But there's no twiddler.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30- No what?- The metal part. The iron thing. Like a big sardine key.
0:24:30 > 0:24:37You put it in the ground, twiddle it, and all the water flourishes out.
0:24:37 > 0:24:45- This is it, Mr Mainwaring. - Don't stand there with it, boy. Get it round to the hydrant.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- All set back here, sir!- Good.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Why aren't you doing something? Grab hold of that.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Get it over there.- Yes, Captain.
0:24:58 > 0:25:05- Captain Mainwaring, I wonder if... - Well done, Godfrey. Hang on there.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- Wilson!- Sorry, sir. - What are you doing there?
0:25:10 > 0:25:14I thought you'd ask me to start something or stop something.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19- Well, stand by to rev up. - All right, sir.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- Come on, Pikey. Get twiddling. - All right, Mr Jones.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32That's right.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Keep turning, Pike!
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- I'm getting all wet. - Never mind that. Keep turning.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46Keep twiddling and it'll all come out in a flourish over there.
0:25:46 > 0:25:51- I'm the one who's getting wet, not you.- Do as you're told.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Standing by this end, sir.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Send the water through.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01- Rev her up, Sergeant. - Is anything happening?
0:26:01 > 0:26:06- There's a lever there somewhere, I think.- Is there? Ah!
0:26:06 > 0:26:13- Nothing's coming through. Tell them to hurry up.- Let's see. There's probably an obstruction in the pipe.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17There we are. Let's go and help.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21No sign of any foreign body there. Turn the valve off, Frazer.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30Maniacs! What are you doing? Maniacs!
0:26:30 > 0:26:35- Pikey, you poke your finger in that hole.- No. You put YOUR finger in it.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39No. I'm not going to get wet.
0:26:40 > 0:26:45- Stop it!- Put your finger in the hole. - It's not coming out the hole.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49That's it under control. We'll soon have it out now.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52You're a man of many parts.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57This disguise was to get us into the dump. Hitler spoilt our plans.
0:26:57 > 0:27:02Don't worry. The Commandos got caught and your other plan worked perfectly.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07- Other plan?- The Major was waiting in the hut to see what happened.
0:27:07 > 0:27:15- You should have seen his face when the parcel arrived on his desk, and he opened it to find a bomb.- Parcel?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19I posted it yesterday, sir. Like Sergeant Wilson said.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Well done, Walker.
0:27:24 > 0:27:30He said it was cheating, but I said it just proves the point. Brains very often beat brawn.
0:27:30 > 0:27:35I'd back my ingenuity against muscle any day.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39- Whoa! Help! - Wilson, lend a hand! Walker!
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- Can't hold it. Hang on! - It's gone mad.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Wilson! Walker! It's out of control!