0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:11 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# We are the boys who will make you think again
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# So who do you think
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# You are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# If you think old England's done? #
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Good morning.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13- Good morning!- Good morning.- The usual coffee and biscuits, please.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18The ration's been cut to one and a half biscuits each.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I'll give you extra sugar!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23How very kind of you.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- We try to keep up morale.- Thank you.
0:01:28 > 0:01:34- I look forward to my coffee. Don't you?- Yes. - An oasis in the turmoil of strife.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39In such a setting, it's hard to believe we're at war.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Sir...
0:01:42 > 0:01:46..did you have to bring that great big gun with you?
0:01:46 > 0:01:51"That great big gun"?! You talk like a nancy-boy!
0:01:53 > 0:01:59That 38 has never left me since it was issued. I take it everywhere!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04How very inconvenient. Doesn't it get wet when you take a bath?
0:02:04 > 0:02:09That's the sort of flippant remark I'd expect from you.
0:02:09 > 0:02:15What would you do if a German came through that door? Go home for your rifle?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Morning.- Morning. - Have you seen Charlie?
0:02:22 > 0:02:27- Who?- The fellow who helps me. I'm meeting him.- We've seen nobody.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Here...Captain Mainwaring?- Mmm?
0:02:32 > 0:02:39- Will you do me a favour?- What? - Will you nip outside and watch out in case a copper comes?- Yes...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I beg your pardon?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I've got some things outside for Miss Fortescue.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50How dare you? You expect ME, the bank manager, to act as a lookout?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I'll sneak 'em in the back, then!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58I want nothing to do with your black-market activities.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'll cancel that order of yours for whisky.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- It's not for me.- No, no.- My wife.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Medicinal, of course.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I understand, sir, of course.
0:03:17 > 0:03:23- Here we are.- Thank you. - Two coffees.- How lovely. - And three Rich Tea biscuits.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Thank you. - Thank you.- Thank YOU.- Thank you.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- I've no time for this black-market stuff, you know.- No.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- I believe in fair shares for all. - I quite agree.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37So do I.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Come on, Mr Mainwaring. Here's your rifle, Uncle Arthur. Chop-chop!
0:03:47 > 0:03:52- Just a minute! What's all this? - A phone call from the police.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Walker?
0:03:53 > 0:04:00- No. A Nazi pilot's baled out. He's hanging from the town-hall roof! Come on!- WHAT?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Don't panic!
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- There's a Nazi paratrooper dangling from the town hall!- Yes!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- He's dangling! - We KNOW! We're just going!
0:04:11 > 0:04:19- I'll get my bayonet!- You don't need your bayonet!- I do! When he comes down...they don't like it!- Go on!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Your hat.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mind out! I'm risking it.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Get your rifle and go to the town hall.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- You're shooting the mayor? - Never mind!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- We'll get Frazer. Come on. - I'm coming!
0:04:38 > 0:04:44HODGES: Stand back now, come on! Do as you're told! Get 'em back!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Come on, now. Stand back! Do as you're told!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52WILL you stand back? There's nothing to see!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55It's only a German hanging from a parachute!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Hilfe! Hilfe!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03EXCITED WHISPERING
0:05:03 > 0:05:07STAND BACK! If the ropes break, he could fall on us!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Could be nasty! >
0:05:09 > 0:05:13They won't break. They make strong ropes, them Germans.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17< They make a lot of other things, too...
0:05:17 > 0:05:21..binoculars, and cameras, and telescopes,
0:05:21 > 0:05:22< and bicycles,
0:05:22 > 0:05:27air-guns, sewing-machines... Very good sewing-machines.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Oh, shut up, you silly old fool!
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Excuse me! Thank you. Can I get through? Sorry. Excuse me.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38It's our brave lads! Give a cheer!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40CROWD: HURRAY! HURRAY!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Excuse me!
0:05:42 > 0:05:47Who do you think you're shoving, Napoleon? I'm in charge here!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I won't discuss it!
0:05:49 > 0:05:55I've got a position of authority and you undermine it! How dare you show me up?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58This helmet means something!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01It means you're very boring. Go away!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Like I said, he's dangling! How we gonna undangle him?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Yes, how?- We'll think of something.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11He's in no position to do us much trouble.
0:06:11 > 0:06:17A wounded jackal is most dangerous when he's cornered. Come on!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24He's got no respect for my helmet whatsoever!
0:06:24 > 0:06:29The Germans make good helmets. Good boots, too.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Wait for me!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- You've got to get him down! - We'll do our best, Mr Gordon.
0:06:48 > 0:06:54- I- am responsible for the town hall. I cannot have a German dangling here.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56What WILL the council say?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- How do we get up there? - I'll show you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Thank you.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- This way.- That's the way up.- I see.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- But it's not very safe! - Oh! Why's that?
0:07:09 > 0:07:14The staircase was burned down by a fire bomb last year.
0:07:14 > 0:07:21They've put up scaffolding, but the town clerk's right it doesn't look safe.
0:07:21 > 0:07:27- Where have you been? - Shopping, then I heard a commotion. Can I be of any assistance?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Sir?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I doubt it.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35What have you got there?
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- My sister Dolly's air cushion. It's been mended.- Couldn't they wrap it?
0:07:40 > 0:07:46- No.- That's a disgrace, to make you walk about like that!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- They don't wrap things. It's the war. - Jones!- So many changes...
0:07:50 > 0:07:55They could have put a bit of paper round it.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- It's a disgrace.- Jones!- Look at it! They could have wrapped it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- They could have...- Mr Mainwaring!
0:08:04 > 0:08:11- May I remind you that there's a German dangling from the roof? - I know! We're going up!
0:08:11 > 0:08:17- Why bother?- What? - Put the rubber ring down below to break his fall!
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Any more remarks like that and you'll leave the town hall.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Sir! I'm volunteering to shin up that ladder! Let me!
0:08:26 > 0:08:31I think Frank ought to go up first. He IS the youngest.
0:08:31 > 0:08:37That's not fair! I can't stand heights. I'm a martyr to vertigo.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- I'm going! - I won't let you sacrifice yourself!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Hilfe!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48HI...LFE!
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- Hilfe! - All right, I can hear you!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- I can hear you. I'm coming. - Hilfe!- All right!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- All right. - Bitte, mein Herr. Bitte!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04It's no good trying to apologise! Now then!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Hilfe!- Handy hup! Put your hands up!
0:09:07 > 0:09:14I will, I'll get you out of here, don't worry. You stay there. Don't you move!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- Schnell!- Never mind the smell. It's nothing to do with it.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22He's still here, sir.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27- What shall we do?- You cover him. I'll parlay with him.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33You pay attention. My captain is going to parlay you.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Further resistance is useless!
0:09:38 > 0:09:43In the name of the King, I demand that you surrender.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45It's not easy, is it?
0:09:45 > 0:09:53- How is he?- If he's a crack Luftwaffe pilot, I'm not impressed. Looks like something the cat dragged in.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Not smart, not like our own brave RAF boys.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I wonder...
0:09:58 > 0:10:04- How would you feel, dangling 150 feet up?- None of that talk!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07He's in a blue funk! Pull yourself together!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Ich kann nicht verstehen.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- What's German for "pull yourself together"?- I've no idea, sir.
0:10:15 > 0:10:21He's in a terrible state. You feel sorry for him. He looks awful.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- How will we get him in? - We need a pole.- Yes.
0:10:26 > 0:10:32I've an idea. If we use the hand off the clock, that should do it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Good idea! See if you can reach.
0:10:35 > 0:10:41- Give him a hand, Jones. - This is vandalism. You can't desecrate the clock!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Why not? It doesn't work!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's been ten past three since 1939!
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- It's a German clock. - What's that?- Look on the dial.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58That settles it. Get the hand off!
0:10:58 > 0:11:04That used to be pretty. It played nursery rhymes every 15 minutes.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- And figures used to come out and round.- Typically German.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I can't reach.
0:11:10 > 0:11:18- Where have you BEEN, Frank? - I had to come up slowly cos the ladders wobbled.- Oh, I see.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- He's still there?- Yes.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Is he fighting you?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Of course not, you stupid boy.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37I can't bring him in. I can't reach him.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Try a wee bit further!
0:11:39 > 0:11:45- Hang on! I'm not a giraffe! If only he could swing himself.- Good idea.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Swing yourself in here! Swing...
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- What's German for "swing"? - No idea, sir.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- You're not contributing much! - No, sir.- TRY and take an interest!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Hey, Fritz! Swing!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Swing! You know, cha-cha-cha!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04< Cha-cha-cha?!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07He'll know "In the Mood". Right.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# Mister, what d'you call it what you're doing tonight?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14ALL: # I hope you're in the mood because I'm feeling all right... #
0:12:17 > 0:12:23- He's crying. - I'm not surprised after that terrible row.- He's an idiot.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28- He doesn't understand anything. - Let's try something German.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32What about Offenbach's "Tales of Hoffmann"?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- It has a lovely swing. - I'm not having German songs.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40We've got to get him in somehow. Ready?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Altogether!
0:12:43 > 0:12:48# La-la la-la, la-la la-la
0:12:48 > 0:12:56- # La-la la-la, la-la... - Mr Mainwaring, there's a pole here. If I can cut it free, we can use it.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- # La-la la-la... #- All right! That's not getting us anywhere.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- We must get a pole from somewhere. - I've got a pole!
0:13:07 > 0:13:12- Ah... No, don't take that off! No! - It's coming!
0:13:13 > 0:13:17LOUD CRASHING
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Oh, dear! It's broken.
0:13:31 > 0:13:37Vandals! Hooligans! It took me and my men two days to rig those ladders!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40How will they get down?
0:13:40 > 0:13:47I don't know and I don't care! They can stay up there forever and starve! Ruining my ladders!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49They didn't mean to.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52You know what I'm going to do now?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I'm going to give him a piece of my mind.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57He won't hear.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58He will!
0:13:58 > 0:14:05Because I'm going to shout loud, and when I want to shout loud, I can shout VERY LOUD INDEED!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Don't say anything you'll regret.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12You silly old fool! We'll never get down now.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16We're marooned! Marooned!
0:14:19 > 0:14:26I'm so sorry, and I'm going to do everything you tell me to do, no matter how dangerous.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31I'll make any sacrifice in order to regurgitate myself.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Hilfe! Hilfe!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38HILFE!
0:14:38 > 0:14:43We'll work it out. Let's get HIM in. I'm sick of him whining.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Right, sir.
0:14:45 > 0:14:51I hope you stay up there forever, so I can enjoy this war in peace!
0:14:51 > 0:14:58Because I DO enjoy it! I've never enjoyed anything so much in my life as being chief warden. I love it!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01And YOU always spoil it!
0:15:01 > 0:15:05He'll never hear you. You need a megaphone.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08The Germans make good megaphones...
0:15:08 > 0:15:13..loudspeakers, radios, gramophones. Very good gramophones...
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Shut up, you silly old fool!
0:15:15 > 0:15:20How dare you? You're a very common, rude and nasty fellow!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Don't start!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Hello, Mr Hodges. Look! He hasn't fallen.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29It's not too late. We haven't missed anything.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Pass auf!- Pull!- Pass auf!
0:15:32 > 0:15:35FRAZER: You'll break his leg!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Well, he shouldn't have come!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40WALKER: I've got him.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Langsam! Langsam!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45You'll have to release him from the parachute.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- How?- PIKE: I know. See that buckle?
0:15:48 > 0:15:52There turn it to the left, then hit it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:58- I saw it in a film Googie Withers was in it. GOOGIE WITHERS! - All right! Never mind.
0:15:58 > 0:16:04Sir, I should like to turn the German to the left and punch him.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Let me!- Get on with it!
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Aaah!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14It won't open, sir.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Nein! - You got to be cruel to be kind.
0:16:19 > 0:16:27A turn to the left is on British parachutes. They have a left-hand thread on the continent.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Typically foreign! Turn it to the right!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Nein! Nein!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Jones is hitting the German!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Where?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Right across the gargoyles!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43That's not in the Geneva Convention.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's very near it!
0:16:47 > 0:16:52More of our brave lads! Give a cheer! CROWD: HURRAY!
0:16:52 > 0:16:57What's happening, Mr Godfrey? Mr Mainwaring's marooned up there!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Better get him down. Mr Hodges?
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Don't ask ME to help. I won't discuss it.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- I- know how.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07How, Vicar?
0:17:07 > 0:17:14By using my skill. Help me carry my paraphernalia. Very well.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Gott sei Dank! Vielen Dank, mein Herr!
0:17:19 > 0:17:23None of those foreign tricks. Cover him, Jones.
0:17:23 > 0:17:30Watch it! Just cos I haven't got a bayonet, doesn't make any difference.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Now, I'm going to...
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- I'm going to drop this note...- Yes? - ..over the side.- I see.
0:17:37 > 0:17:44It won't go straight down. Do you realise that? It's bound to flutter for miles.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Well done, Wilson. Just testing you. - Ah.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Mr Mainwaring? This'll do the trick.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Ah.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Madman! That could've killed me!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05There's a message.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Right! Now I'll send HIM a message.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20You could have killed someone.
0:18:20 > 0:18:26- I was only using my initiative. - Look! Hodges is chalking a reply.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- What did yours say, sir? - "How will we get down?"
0:18:30 > 0:18:32What does he say?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36"How...will...you... get...down?"
0:18:39 > 0:18:42CROWD: Ooh! Madman!
0:18:42 > 0:18:47- What was the message?- None at all. I was aiming at the warden.- Good.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Clearly we'll get no help. We must use our initiative,
0:18:53 > 0:18:57and...and work out our own salvation.
0:19:00 > 0:19:07Captain Mainwaring, why not have each of us suggest a way down, then you pick the best?
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Well...it's worth a try, I suppose. Better than nothing.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Mr Mainwaring?- Yes?
0:19:15 > 0:19:19If we got the parachute, we could float down.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Sir?- Yes?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31MUFFLED SHOUTS AND ECHOES
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh, dear...!
0:19:33 > 0:19:39If we pulled the parachute in, we could tear it into strips, and plait it,
0:19:39 > 0:19:42make a long rope, then slide down it.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46What are you sniggering at?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49It sounds like a bit of a platitude.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Captain Mainwaring?- Yes?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01I mind the time, many, many years ago...
0:20:01 > 0:20:05..on the furthest point of the Western Isles...
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Two brave lighthouse-keepers were marooned.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Their stair had collapsed, and THEY were cut off.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17WHISPERS: Just like us...
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Well...they were up there for two long months,
0:20:21 > 0:20:27and in the end they decided there was only one way to get down.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29And what was that?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32They dismantled the lighthouse...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35..brick by brick...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41That's not very sensible.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46Maybe not. Don't forget, they'd been up there so long...
0:20:46 > 0:20:50..well, they'd both gone quite mad...
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Did you hear me? Mad...
0:20:56 > 0:20:57MAD!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59MAD!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05It's your turn, Wilson.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10I'm thinking of a fairy story that my old nanny used to tell.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Yes...
0:21:13 > 0:21:16A beautiful princess was locked in a tower.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21She was rescued by a handsome prince. You know how he did it?
0:21:21 > 0:21:22No idea.
0:21:22 > 0:21:30He shot an arrow to the top of the tower. Attached to it was a piece of twine, and eventually a rope.
0:21:30 > 0:21:37She pulled them all up, and the prince was able to climb up and rescue her.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41There you are... Wasn't that nice?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I don't think I can take much more...
0:21:50 > 0:21:52It's like a bad dream.
0:21:52 > 0:21:58- Walker? Say something sensible, for heaven's sake!- Let's use this rope.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- What rope?- This rope.
0:22:00 > 0:22:07There's a weight on it. If we wind it up, then put it down there, then wind it down, we can climb down it.
0:22:07 > 0:22:14Well done! I saw it some time ago I was wondering who would spot it first.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Wind it up. Come and help, Pike. - Yes, sir.
0:22:17 > 0:22:23It ain't half stiff. It certainly is.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26There's a brake on it. Knock it off, will you?
0:22:26 > 0:22:32- Yes, righty-ho.- Give me your hand. - That'll be all right, yes.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- PIKE: Careful. - I can manage it all right.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- Now we're getting somewhere! - That's it.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43BONG!
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Muffle the bell! People will think it's an invasion!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- BELLS PLAY: "Pop Goes the Weasel." - Don't panic!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06DON'T PANIC!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Aaagh!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- I'm out!- Careful, sir!
0:23:11 > 0:23:15It's stopped! It's not supposed to do that!
0:23:15 > 0:23:20- It should go round and in again. - Aaah!- Careful!
0:23:22 > 0:23:27- What am I going to do? - Stay there until it chimes again.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I can't! It's a bit nefarious up here!
0:23:30 > 0:23:36WALKER: Get hold of the hand, move it 15 minutes, and it should start.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Right.- Careful, for heaven's sake.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Careful, for heaven's sake, Jonesy!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45I'm going to be careful, I'm going to be...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47JONES!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Careful...
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Have you got it?- Yes.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55It's a bit stiff. Wait a minute.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Come on, hurry up!
0:23:57 > 0:24:02- Jonesy!- All right! I'm being as quick as I can.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Aaaagh!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Jones!- Aaagh! Aaagh!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Someone grab him!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Help! Help!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16I've done it! I've done it!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Well done!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20BONG!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24The bell! Pike!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Damn!
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- It's ruined! It cost me 8s 6d in 1911!- Time you had a new one!
0:24:41 > 0:24:46- WALKER: You should be coming in now, Jonesy.- Come on.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Ow! Ow!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Ow!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Ow!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Ow!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Ow!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Ow!- Don't make such a fuss!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14It's only a wooden sword.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I do not like it. I don't!
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Come on, Jonesy. Back you come. Come on.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Mind your head.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Get him off. Get him off, quickly! - Oh!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- PIKE: Are you all right?- Yes.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- BONG! BONG! - Do the necessary!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Be careful, for heaven's sake.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Don't you worry! I'm not making that mistake twice.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05CONFUSED SHOUTS
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Look at that! There used to be three...
0:26:10 > 0:26:12I don't know... Aaagh!
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Aaagh! It's the reaper! The reaper! The reaper!
0:26:16 > 0:26:20I'm being reaped! I'm being reaped, sir!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- What shall I do? - Stay there till they go back.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- I can't! - WALKER: They're coming back.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30SHOUTING
0:26:40 > 0:26:43And don't go out there again!
0:26:43 > 0:26:49- I didn't do it on purpose! They made me!- Pull yourself together!
0:26:49 > 0:26:56I want some sensible suggestions on how to get down better than the last ones!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- And yours was the stupidest!- Really?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04KERRANG!
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Look at that, sir! Good heavens! Good lord, what's this?
0:27:08 > 0:27:12"Attached to the arrow is a length of thread...
0:27:12 > 0:27:19"..and then some twine, and attached to the twine is a rope."
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Isn't that nice?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24How clever! However did you think of that?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27A fairy story my nanny told.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30I'd heard you're an expert on fairies!