0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:11 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We are the boys who will make you think again
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# 'Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21
0:00:36 > 0:00:40# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun
0:00:40 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler
0:00:46 > 0:00:53# If you think old England's done? #
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Yes, Elizabeth.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58No! I...all right, that's settled, then.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I'll get them to come at eight.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06Sandwiches and beer. That should create a convivial mood.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09You don't want them to have beer?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I've got to give them something to drink.
0:01:12 > 0:01:19- They won't get drunk and smash the house up. My men are not hooligans. - KNOCK AT DOOR
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Come in.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Yes.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Right! No, no, no!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Not the dress with the fringe!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33It makes you look like a flapper.
0:01:34 > 0:01:40I'm sure no one would mind if you wore a siren suit Churchill does.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42What?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Making the final plans for the party tonight, sir?
0:01:48 > 0:01:53Yes. Just making sure the little woman had everything under control.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Do you realise it's the first time I've visited your house?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Yes. We haven't entertained much during the war.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07But I thought the platoon should meet on equal terms.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Very democratic.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13I realise, of course, that it's very difficult for you.
0:02:13 > 0:02:21Being your superior at the bank and also your commanding officer in the platoon, we rarely meet as equals.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- No, we don't,- However, tonight you may call me George.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Thanks awfully.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- And I shall call you Arthur.- Good.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Some letters to sign, Mr Mainwaring. - Thank you, Pike.
0:02:40 > 0:02:46- Looking forward to the party, Uncle Arthur?- Yes, I am. George has been talking about it.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Who's George?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52You can call me George at the party, not here.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- May I call you George at the party? - Certainly not.
0:02:56 > 0:03:03- Sir, what happens in the night, if the balloon goes up? - Are we having balloons?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Of course we're not having balloons, stupid boy!
0:03:07 > 0:03:14Don't worry, Wilson, I've made provision. Two sections will be on duty in the church hall.
0:03:14 > 0:03:22I AM looking forward to this. Everybody together in civilians in a happy, relaxed atmosphere.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Well...very nice of you to come.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Nice of you to ask us, George.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Aye, ve-ve-ve-ver-very nice.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Very nice indeed.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57What a lovely party, Mr Mainwaring.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Yes. I'm enjoying myself.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I certainly am, sir.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, no, please, George.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10No, I'm not George. I'm Jack.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I know. I want you to call ME George, Jack.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19It's very nice of you. I shall enjoy doing that.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- I say, look at the time, Arthur. - My goodness.- Joe's late.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31I bet he's up to some shady business.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36We mustn't judge him too hastily, Fra...Ja...er, Jim.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44My wife will be down soon and we can start the refreshments.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49I'm looking forward to meeting your wife, sir...George.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Sir George! The man hasnae been knighted!
0:04:52 > 0:04:59- DOORBELL RINGS - That'll be Joe. Let him in, Pike. - Yes, Mr Mainwaring.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09How's business, Ja...James?
0:05:09 > 0:05:14I cannae complain. A lady in today ordered one of our best oak coffins.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Her husband dropped down dead.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Just like that.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Just about your age and build, he was. Went out like a light.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Joe Walker and friend.- Friend?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Evening, this is Shirley.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Nice to meet you. Trust Joe to bring a tart.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Excuse me, I'd better go and see how my wife is doing.
0:05:41 > 0:05:47- Why did you bring her? I said it was stag!- Your old lady might like to meet her.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Hardly likely.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52What's this? Secrets?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Erm...excuse me.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03What's up with you lot? It's like an undertakers' convention.
0:06:03 > 0:06:10I thought he'd have had a better place than this. I've never seen such a load of rubbish.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13There's nothing here worth tuppence.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15This is nice.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20Yes, we've got one at home. If you shake it hard, you start a snowstorm.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Really?
0:06:22 > 0:06:28- Ooh! Uncle Arthur, if you shake it, you get a snow storm. - Very nice. Don't wave it!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34You've done it now. Mr George will be furious.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39- What can I do? - Why can't you leave things alone?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Here, give it to me. Come here. I'll fix it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Sorry, Fred.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Thanks, Joe.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- What are you doing? - Picking up the snow.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- He's coming back.- Put it over there.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02WHISTLING
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Enjoying yourselves?- Yes, rather.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Yes. Pike and I are having a nice whistle.- Good.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15My wife will be a few minutes, so let's start.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Can you pass the sandwiches, Arthur?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oh, yes. Of course I will, George.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Beer, anybody?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30ALL: Yes!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Don't stand on ceremony! Tuck in!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I'm pouring the beer into wine glasses...
0:07:52 > 0:07:57..because I thought it would give the occasion a more festive air.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00And it goes further!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Help yourselves.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Thank you. - Thank you, George.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Cheers!- ALL: Cheers!
0:08:39 > 0:08:44I...er...I haven't shown you round yet, have I?
0:08:44 > 0:08:49I've got one or two amusing curios and antiques you might be amused by.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51A load of rubbish.
0:08:51 > 0:08:58I bought this weather house for my wife on our honeymoon. If it's fine the lady comes out...
0:08:58 > 0:09:01..the man means trouble.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Don't tell me!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Ah! Now here's a very interesting curio.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Victorian. It belonged to my grandmother.
0:09:18 > 0:09:25- She was Victorian too! - If you shake it, it gives the impression of a snowstorm.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Strange, there's no snow.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36The woman's out.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Well...
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Ah! There's a fine picture.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49My late father Edmund Mainwaring.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54A wonderful man. He had a successful tailoring business in Eastbourne.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58A member of the Master Tailors' Guild.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Did he make that suit?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Silly boy! He died in 1922.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06So did that suit!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08KNOCKING FROM ABOVE
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Sounds like Elizabeth coming down. - Through the ceiling!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18I'll just let her know that the party is in full swing.
0:10:22 > 0:10:29I've known Eastbourne for fifty years. His father never had a posh tailor's shop.
0:10:29 > 0:10:35He had a pokey little drapers' shop up a side street with old workmen's trousers hanging up.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40My brother bought a pair and the gusset fell out.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45I wish to God that wife of his would come down.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49The sooner we get this charade over, the better.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51 I wonder what she looks like.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56I've spoken to her on the phone she's always cross.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- He's seen her.- What's she like? >
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Well, she's a bit odd... - DOORBELL RINGS
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Answer that door, please, Frank.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Tell us!
0:11:06 > 0:11:12- It's hard...- I think it's caddish. I'm sure she's a charming lady.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17What's going on here? A party. Watch the blackout!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Where's Mainwaring? - With his wife in the bedroom.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23One of those parties, is it?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27How dare you burst in like this?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30They're coming! FRAZER: I can't wait to see her!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Nor me.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35She's on her way.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- What are you doing here? - A light was on.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46My wife stumbled against the blackout.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Been at the bismuth again? - How dare you?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Come along, dear. They're dying to see you.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59HEAVY FOOTSTEPS
0:12:01 > 0:12:03AIR-RAID SIREN
0:12:05 > 0:12:07RAPID FOOTSTEPS
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Elizabeth!
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Elizabeth! For heaven's sake, say hello before you go!
0:12:15 > 0:12:20- She's gone to the shelter. - We'll never know what she's like.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I'm off. You're not staying here, are you?
0:12:23 > 0:12:31What we do is our own affair. It's probably only a solitary plane. The last twitchings of the Nazi beast.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34FAINT WHISTLING Get down!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38SERIES OF EXPLOSIONS
0:12:38 > 0:12:43There's no room for two of us. This is MY little hidey-hole!
0:12:43 > 0:12:48You wouldn't drive me out into the fire and tempest?!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I can't stand being squashed up with strangers.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54But I'm the verger!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Hello, Gerald. Where did that lot come down?
0:12:57 > 0:13:02One on the taxi garage... Any casualties? ..No, right.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05What about the third one...?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09That's lucky. Good job it was closed. I'm coming over.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14- Good job WHAT was closed?- The bank. - The BANK?!- Yeah, direct hit!
0:13:14 > 0:13:19- There's a bomb on the bank! Don't panic!- Quiet, Jones!
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- We must get down there right way. - Right, sir.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Wilson, Frazer, Jones, Pike, Walker... Where's Walker?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- I'm here.- Come out at once.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33It's not safe. It's not safe here, either!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40(God!)
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Look at all that lolly!
0:13:42 > 0:13:47Pike, guard the door. Frazer, keep an eye on this hole.
0:13:47 > 0:13:54- What shall we do? - I don't want Hodges' lot around, with this money lying about.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57All right, we can do without you.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00This is an ARP matter. Clear out!
0:14:00 > 0:14:04- I'M responsible for this bank. Are you going or not?- No!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06All right...
0:14:06 > 0:14:09..get out!
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Stop pointing that gun at me. Who do you think we are?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- You might be looters!- Looters?!
0:14:17 > 0:14:23There's a war on and I'm entitled to shoot you. Get your rabble out.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- That's right, you shoot him! - You mind your own business.
0:14:27 > 0:14:33- You haven't heard the last of this! - Get out.- You'll hear more of this!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I'LL have that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45Now, we'll put this money where we can keep an eye on it.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Excuse me, I've got a very good idea.
0:14:48 > 0:14:54If we put this money in a place of security, we can keep an eye on it.
0:14:54 > 0:15:00- Thank you, corporal.- Yes, sir! - We'll take it to the church hall.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Something has occurred to me, George.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06We're not at the party now, Wilson.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09What are we going to carry it in?
0:15:09 > 0:15:17- That's a problem. - You can have a box from the funeral parlour, but we'll have to empty it.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Thank you, no.
0:15:19 > 0:15:27My sister, Dolly, keeps her money in a mattress. We could take the stuffing out of a mattress and...
0:15:32 > 0:15:37Mr Mainwaring, you know the curtains and curtain poles in your office?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39We could carry the money in them.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Any more ridiculous suggest...?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- That's a good idea! Go and get them.- Yes!
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I'm off. - Oh no you're not! I need your help.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I might ruin my stockings!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Don't worry, I'll buy you some more.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01That's what you said the last time we were on a bombsite together!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Captain Mainwaring should be HERE!
0:16:04 > 0:16:10All I know is Mr Mainwaring is giving a party tonight. I'm here in charge.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15VICAR: Where have you been?!
0:16:15 > 0:16:20I've no time to discuss that. The bank has been bombed.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Put it down here.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Pour it on top of there.
0:16:36 > 0:16:44- How much was in the vaults? - I have it here, somewhere. According to the books £96,478 11s 4d.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47We'll have to count it.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Perhaps you and the verger would help us, Vicar?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I wouldn't soil my hands with it!
0:16:53 > 0:16:58Drive them out like the money changers in the temple!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01We mustn't check money on church property!
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Is that why you count the collection in the Red Lion?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10How dare you!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Get this money out of here quickly.
0:17:13 > 0:17:19Come along! Why DO you always count the collection in the Red Lion?
0:17:19 > 0:17:24The landlord helps. Two heads are better than one.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31You can go home now. I've finished with you.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- YOU'VE got a cheek!- Pardon?
0:17:34 > 0:17:39You're just like ALL men! You use a girl and then cast her off.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Cast her off?! Walker, deal with this young lady.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Come on, Shirl.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50What's more, you older men are worse than the young ones!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55I shall have to talk to Walker about the company he keeps.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00- I never knew you were interested in girls, George.- How dare you!
0:18:00 > 0:18:07- Stop using my Christian name! - I beg your pardon. I can't seem to get out of the habit.
0:18:07 > 0:18:14- Tell Sponge I want an armed guard on this money while we count it. - Right.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Maximum security.- Of course.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Maximum security. Look, Sponge...
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Right now... You've been a long time!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I thought I ought to search her for money.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- We'll have to count this money. - That will take all night!
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- I'd like to be a counter, sir. - All right.
0:18:38 > 0:18:44Excuse me, there seems to be a bit of a problem. Sponge is sulking.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Sulking?!
0:18:45 > 0:18:53They don't mind normal Home Guard duties, but they object to guarding your money.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58- Why?- They're upset at not being invited to your party.- Oh, really!
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Tell them I'll give them a party next week.
0:19:02 > 0:19:08- Now, Corporal Jones, you'll count the £5 notes.- Yes, sir!
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Walker, the £1 notes, Pike, the silver, and Frazer, the copper.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Hey! Hold on! That's not fair.
0:19:16 > 0:19:22Why should I count the dirty copper? Let me count the £5 notes.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Let that old fool count the dirty copper!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Old fool?! Count the copper like he said.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31That's enough of that.
0:19:31 > 0:19:38We shall need something to count it on. Bring that table and blanket over.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Jones, tell the men to form a ring of steel round the money.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47Right, Section 2 and Section 3 - fix bayonets!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Ring of steel, at the double, form!
0:19:55 > 0:20:01Listen! Anyone trying to fondle this money, let 'em have it - right up!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Ring of steel, about turn!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Ring of steel, stand at ease!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Ring of steel, shunt!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Ring of steel, stand at ease.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Ring of steel at the ready, sir!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39£1,555...
0:20:40 > 0:20:42£1,560...
0:20:42 > 0:20:45£1,565...
0:20:45 > 0:20:48£1,570...
0:20:48 > 0:20:50£1,580...
0:20:53 > 0:20:57No, wait a minute. I'll have to start again.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Five, ten...
0:21:01 > 0:21:02..fifteen...
0:21:02 > 0:21:0956, 57... Hello, what's this? What's that dirty ten-bob note doing there?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Walker, this is no time for tomfoolery. Get on with it.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Pike, did you speak to the Eastgate branch manager?
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- I phoned him at home. He was having a party.- A party?! What did he say?
0:21:24 > 0:21:28You can put the money in his vault tomorrow.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Splendid. Right, count the silver.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Are you managing with the copper? It's stained my hands!
0:21:36 > 0:21:44It matches your face! That does it! Either I count the £5 notes or I'm going home.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49All right, change places with Jones.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- That's not fair.- Don't argue.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Let's see how YOU like dirty copper!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58At least I'm highly disciplined,
0:21:58 > 0:22:02and it's a pleasure to obey unpleasant orders!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Wilson!
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Wilson!!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14I'm terribly sorry, sir. I must have dozed off.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18You're just as responsible for this money as I am!
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Order a taxi to get it to Eastgate tomorrow.- All right.
0:22:22 > 0:22:29- We'll need another taxi for the armed escort. Remember, maximum security.- Yes.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Keep alert!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43They're going all over the floor.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm not used to this sort of work.
0:22:46 > 0:22:53- I tell you what... - What are you doing? - Tuck the blanket in your trousers.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- What for? - It will catch pennies that drop.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Right, I'll give it a try.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- That's a good idea, it works!- See.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08- Did you order the taxis?- The garage was bombed and both taxis were hit.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11We HAVE to get this money to Eastgate.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- I can get transport. - Go and deal with it.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20We seem to have got some order out of the chaos.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Another hour's work will finish it.
0:23:23 > 0:23:28But what will we get this money to Eastgate IN?
0:23:28 > 0:23:35- There's a laundry basket in the choir room full of surplices. You could use that!- That's a good idea.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Just one thing, what do we do with the surplus surplices?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Just go and get the basket!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Very good, sir...
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- How much is there? - £96,478 and one shilling.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Not bad, only ten and fourpence out.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- What time is it? - It's 7.30, sir.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Oh, dear. Sponge!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Sir?
0:24:17 > 0:24:22You and the men get the blackout screens down and then go home.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Leave enough rifles for the armed escort.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Righto. We're looking forward to the party!
0:24:35 > 0:24:42The bank will be grateful to me for saving them this money. It may lead to promotion.
0:24:42 > 0:24:50Would it never occur to ye that WE may have something to do with the saving of your money?
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- The transport is outside. - Good. Pike?
0:24:58 > 0:25:03- Pike!- Gerroff! - Come on. Go and get the rifles.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Sir...
0:25:04 > 0:25:10- ..could I be excused? It's been rather a long night. - Yes, very well.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Right! Come along.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Wilson, Pike, Joe...
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Take the basket, all in together. Lift!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35That's it. Right - left, right. Left right...
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Left, right. Left, right keep in step!
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Left, right. Left, right!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Where's the vehicle? - It's there!
0:26:06 > 0:26:09- This is a horse and cart!- Yeah.
0:26:09 > 0:26:14That's absurd! I assumed you'd supply motor transport.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19- I couldn't get petrol. There IS a war on. It's cheap.- How much?- A fiver.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23That's absurd. Where is the driver?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26A driver is an extra fiver.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30A fiver for a driver?! Get that basket loaded.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- You're not going to drive it, are you?- Yes!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Do you know how? - My father kept horses.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47- How nice! - I'm well acquainted with them.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Ah, good.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Whoa!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Why does he have to go so fast?
0:27:25 > 0:27:31Mum will find out I was out all night. She thinks I was at the party.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Tell her it was an all-night party.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Why did he drag us ALL out?
0:27:37 > 0:27:44We're armed escorts. Captain Mainwaring said he needed maximum security.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Does he think we'll be attacked by Red Indians?!
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Look! - Oh, Lord!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Wow! Ho, ho!
0:27:54 > 0:27:58The money's falling out! Come back!
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Pikey, get on your bike and stop him!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Mr Mainwaring!
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Stop, Mr Mainwaring! The money's falling out!
0:28:23 > 0:28:26I've got to attract his attention.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46Subtitles by Andy Nicholls and Bohdan Buciak