0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:07 > 0:00:12# If you think we're on the run?
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# We are the boys who will stop your little game,
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We are the boys who will make you think again,
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# 'Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# If you think old England's done?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21,
0:00:36 > 0:00:41# But he comes home each evening And he's ready with his gun.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,
0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If you think old England's done? #
0:00:52 > 0:00:54It sounds quite a party.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Our biggest exercise yet.
0:00:57 > 0:01:04We have two brigades, a battery of 25 pounders, and air support. We've even got some tanks.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I'm relying on you to umpire.
0:01:07 > 0:01:15Well, I've hit a bit of a snag. I've got the same old leg trouble. But I've managed to find a deputy.
0:01:15 > 0:01:21He runs the Walmington-on-Sea platoon. Captain Mainwaring.
0:01:21 > 0:01:29- He'll be unpopular if he gets anything wrong. - He's quite used to that.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34We need someone who's neutral, unbiased and fair-minded.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36That's him.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40If I had my way, I'd shoot all black marketeers.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Have you heard about that umpiring?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Yes, I've protested against it.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52I've no time for umpiring. I'm a leader.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55You're quite right, Captain.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00You don't want to be an umpire. We didn't have umpires in the Sudan.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Kitchener didn't believe in them.
0:02:03 > 0:02:08"All's fair in love and war," he used to say. He was educated.
0:02:08 > 0:02:15He used to make us wait until the fuzzy-wuzzies were 60 yards away. Then we'd mow them down.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19You don't need an umpire to say you're dead.
0:02:19 > 0:02:26That's like school. I remember a boy pinching tuck from the snodge.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Was this a foreign school you were at?
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- I didn't want to beat him. - "Beat him"?
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Sixth-formers are supposed to keep some sort of order.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44The whole system reeks of depravity.
0:02:44 > 0:02:50They made brave officers because of all that depravity.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53PHONE RINGS
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Mainwaring.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Mainwaring, it's no dice with the brigadier. You're the umpire.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05I suppose an order's an order, sir.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08But you will get a staff car.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh, a staff car.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14You might just be able to hang onto it.
0:03:14 > 0:03:21- I'll get it along to you today. - Thank you very much indeed, sir.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Oh, well...
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I'm getting a car.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29That's marvellous...why?
0:03:31 > 0:03:38- Umpiring is an important job. - What sort of car? - A limousine, I suppose.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42VICAR: Is this necessary, Mr Hodges?
0:03:42 > 0:03:47What has to be, has to be. You say that often enough in your sermons.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51He always says some good bits in his sermons.
0:03:51 > 0:03:59- What's going on?- New black-out regulations. No smoking at night, and all keyholes to be bunged up.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04I've got enough putty to fill up all the reverence's keyholes.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07And it's fresh. Smell it.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12I have no desire to. I hate linseed.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Half that keyhole belongs to the military.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21It's been proved by experts that a light shining through a keyhole
0:04:21 > 0:04:24can be seen by an enemy plane.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Mum said you were here.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30This is my niece. She's on leave.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Hello.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- Cpl Jones.- Sir.- This is Sgt Wilson. - How do you do?- Not you!
0:04:37 > 0:04:42May I say how very pretty you look in your uniform.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Very feminine and efficient.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Wilson, put that girl down.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51CAR HONKS
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- What's that?- Sorry to interrupt. The Colonel's driven into the yard.
0:04:56 > 0:05:02- The Colonel's arrived. Turn out, the guard.- Jones!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- He's not there.- He's outside.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Fall in, the guard. Fall in, the guard...
0:05:10 > 0:05:14I can't stay here. My staff car's arrived.
0:05:14 > 0:05:22- How did you get a staff car? - Through my position.- That wouldn't get you a pair of roller skates.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Here you are, Mainwaring.
0:05:35 > 0:05:42- There's a box of thunderflashes in the back to simulate mortar fire. - Thank you, sir.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Present arms!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51You're pushing your luck there.
0:05:51 > 0:05:58I'll send round four gallons of juice to see him through the exercise.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Is this it?- What do you mean? - It's a bit small.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- It looks sweet. - It's a first-class vehicle.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12It's right for the cut-and-thrust warfare we'll be involved in.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17You'd look a right Jessie in anything larger.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- Is it bullet-proof? - Of course it isn't bullet-proof.
0:06:24 > 0:06:30Cor blimey! Is that it? Do you call that a staff car?
0:06:30 > 0:06:37- We find it charming. - They've only sent you one half of your roller-skates.
0:06:40 > 0:06:46- Don't stand there. Get these men rifle cleaning. - You heard the captain.
0:06:47 > 0:06:54- Mr Mainwaring, can I be the driver? - Don't be absurd. - I've got a provisional licence.
0:06:54 > 0:07:00- You can't drive.- Teach me to drive, Mr Mainwaring.- Be quiet, boy.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Wilson's in charge of driving.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- Will you teach me? - Go away, Frank.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14You won't get your egg for breakfast.
0:07:14 > 0:07:20As umpire I shall carry my sergeant with me, my corporal and my runner.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- Get in, Wilson.- Right, sir. - Get in the back, Jones.- Yes, sir.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30- Can I be the runner? - If you behave.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- Thank you very much, sir. - All right. Get in.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- All right?- Yes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52That seems all right.
0:07:52 > 0:07:58- This is not proper military etiquette, sir.- What?
0:07:58 > 0:08:05It's not proper to have Sergeant Wilson, who is a sergeant, driving Corporal Jones, a corporal.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Yes.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14- I suppose Jones can drive. - Excellent idea, sir.
0:08:20 > 0:08:26- Change places.- You'll have to move. This seat doesn't go forward.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Let me help you, Mr Mainwaring.
0:08:35 > 0:08:41- Thank you very much, sir. - Get in the front.- Excuse me, sir.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Get in!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48After you, sir.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Now I can't get in, sir.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12There we are, sir.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25It should be all right now.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Mr Mainwaring, where does the runner go?
0:09:28 > 0:09:35- We're not bothering about that at the moment.- The runner could ride on the riding board.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Just carry on, Godfrey.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42There's just one thing, Captain.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Wilson looks more important than you.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54- How do you make that out? - He's sitting alone at the back.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Change places, Wilson.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21HORN HONKS
0:10:21 > 0:10:27- What's that?- I had an undesirable urge to test the horn.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Don't. You'll get the neighbours round.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- After you, sir.- Don't start that.
0:10:39 > 0:10:45- How can I get in the back? - If you shout at me, you'll just confuse me.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- I am not shouting! - You're speaking loudly.
0:10:56 > 0:11:03- I think that's all right now. - It's fine. You can swank to your heart's content sitting there.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Where's the runner go, please?
0:11:09 > 0:11:14On the... On that thing there.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20It's not safe. I'd have to hold on with both hands.
0:11:20 > 0:11:26- Why don't you let him sit next to you?- I'm not having that.
0:11:26 > 0:11:34- He'd look as important as the captain.- More important... He's taller.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38The captain should face backwards and cover your rear.
0:11:39 > 0:11:46- General Kitchener never advanced unless his rear was covered. Mind you...- Never mind.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Try it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Don't move. I'll climb over.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56It won't take a second. You just have to be patient.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13No, no, no. This is no good.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17We'll have to rethink this. Get out, Wilson.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Another raspberryade, please.
0:12:29 > 0:12:35You're going it a bit. The new staff car is thirsty work.
0:12:35 > 0:12:41We've been going over the new car, sorting out the teething problems.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- That's thruppence. - Thruppence?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47It's gone up. There's a war on, you know.
0:12:53 > 0:13:00- Did you have staff cars in the Sudan? - We never had nothing like that.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02We had a staff camel.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08But it didn't have a horn or wipers.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Evening. Hello.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Are you part of the Home Guard lot?
0:13:16 > 0:13:21That's right. You were with the Warden - Sylvia.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24How did you know? My uncle told me.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29He's the Sergeant. Oh yeah! Randy old geezer!
0:13:32 > 0:13:37You musn't say that. He went to public school.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39They're the worst.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Lime crush, please. Why aren't you a proper soldier?
0:13:43 > 0:13:47I am a proper soldier.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- We all are. - I mean the proper army.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- I'm knocking on a bit. - I didn't mean you.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I've got funny blood.
0:13:57 > 0:14:03If I crashed my Spitfire and was wounded, they couldn't transfuse me.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Fancy!
0:14:05 > 0:14:09I'm waiting to be called up. Secret Service.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I didn't know that, Pikey.
0:14:13 > 0:14:19Shut up! What happens if you get wounded in the Secret Service?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I don't care.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24That's me all over.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Thruppence, please. Have this one on me.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Thanks.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36- Your girlfriend will get jealous. - I haven't got one...special.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I play the field.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46Does Mr Mainwaring know you're going in the Secret Service?
0:14:46 > 0:14:51- No, Mr Jones.- You have to give your notice in, you know.
0:14:51 > 0:14:58You just can't go in one evening and say goodbye. And there's the bank to consider.
0:14:58 > 0:15:04Mr Jones, I'm trying to have a private conversation. Stop interrupting.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I see.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I see.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Like that, is it?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18A friend in need is a friend indeed.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Cheers. Cheers.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29You've got smashing eyebrows.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You what?
0:15:34 > 0:15:39I said you've got smashing eyebrows. Have I ?
0:15:44 > 0:15:49They're like Tyrone Power. Are they?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Here. Look.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Oh, yes... I like Tyrone Power.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07Do you go to the pictures? We're going tomorrow.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10You're quick. When shall I meet you?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I meant Uncle and...
0:16:19 > 0:16:226:30 by the church, after parade.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Cheers. ..Cheers
0:16:30 > 0:16:38Finally, to distinguish you from the opposition, you will each wear an armband.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- All ready and correct, sir. - Hand them out.- That's for you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Thank you, Jonesy.
0:16:50 > 0:16:56- Pike, stop looking at your watch. - Sorry. Are you going to be long?
0:16:57 > 0:17:02I shall be as long as I need to be. There's a war on.
0:17:02 > 0:17:09- Why does he keep looking at his watch?- We're going to the pictures.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- He's looking at the gate. - That's the way out.
0:17:13 > 0:17:19My armband doesn't say "UMPIRE". It just says "UMP".
0:17:21 > 0:17:28- Why is that, Jones? - When you're wearing a band, the only part that shows is UMP.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31The other bit's under your arm.
0:17:31 > 0:17:38- To write it would be superfluous. So, I didn't.- It's too late to alter them now.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I shall wear this sash.
0:17:40 > 0:17:46Sitting in that car wearing a sash, you'll look very important.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51Godfrey, you must get out of this habit of talking in the ranks.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58That's all. Parade at 6am sharp.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Atten-SHUN !
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Dismissed!
0:18:06 > 0:18:13- Uncle Arthur, you don't really want to go to the pictures, do you? - Not all that much.- I'll go alone.
0:18:13 > 0:18:21- I'll come with you, if you're going.- I wouldn't dream of it. Stay at home with Mum.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Could I borrow 7/6 ?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26The seats are only 1/9.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31- I might go in the 2/3s. - Yes, but 7/6 ?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I might go with someone.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40I see what you mean. There's 10 bob. Have a good time.
0:18:40 > 0:18:45Wilson, come with me. There are some things I want to discuss.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I'm sorry it took so long.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50He does go on.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55He's not bad really. We'd better not miss the bus.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Is this the staff car?
0:18:58 > 0:19:04Yes, come on. I drive one. Are you in charge of it?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Sort of. That's solved that.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12It's the captain's. I had 70 out of ours.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15It's Mr Mainwaring's car.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20You're in charge. There's no harm in just sitting in it.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33No harm in just sitting in it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36It's good, isn't it?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40He's left the keys in. I'll take those.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44She starts well. Turn it off.
0:19:44 > 0:19:50What's the matter? Are you scared? Turn it off, please.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53ENGINE DIES
0:19:53 > 0:19:57I'm disappointed. I didn't know you were a soppy boy.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I'm not a soppy boy.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03I thought you were a real man.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I am.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09I thought you could take decisions. I can.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Tell me how to get there. What are you doing?
0:20:14 > 0:20:19We'll get into trouble. Relax, we're going to the pictures.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24SYLVIA: What are you worried about? No-one saw us.
0:20:24 > 0:20:30PIKE: You seem to forget, I've got a responsible position.
0:20:30 > 0:20:36SYLVIA: That's what attracted me to you... Haven't you got thin knees?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39They're like sparrows'.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42PIKE: Get off!
0:20:53 > 0:21:00Isn't it wonderful the way Robert Taylor puts his arm round her? It's so protective and romantic.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Yeah.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11You look a bit like Robert Taylor, sideways on.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yeah.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21Do you think I look like her? Do you think I need protecting?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Get off!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30SCREAMS
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh! Someone kicked me from behind.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Mind where you put your big feet.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Hello, Mr Jones.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45I'm ever so sorry. That scream gave me a real turn.
0:21:45 > 0:21:51- I'm glad you were here, Mr Jones. - This is Mrs Fox. We go to the pictures sometimes.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54There's nothing in it, though.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58This is Sylvia. She thinks I look like Robert Taylor.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01< SHUSH ! >
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Get off!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41PIKE: I like Robert Taylor, don't you?
0:22:41 > 0:22:46PIKE: It's good having my car to drive in, isn't it?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50SYLVIA: It would be if I wasn't so hungry.
0:22:50 > 0:22:55PIKE: My Mum will want to know where I've been.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00What's that? CAR STALLS
0:23:03 > 0:23:07What's the matter? It's stopped.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Why? We've run out of gas, baby!
0:23:11 > 0:23:15You've planned this deliberately, haven't you?
0:23:15 > 0:23:22Do you honestly think I planned to run out of petrol with you, you stupid-looking boy.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I'm not a stupid-looking boy.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Don't call me that.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32You're retarded, you are!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37What's the time?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Half past ten.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45My Mum's going to start worrying.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49"My Mum's going to start worrying."
0:23:49 > 0:23:52What are we going to do?
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Let's find a haystack and spend the night beneath the stars.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Get off! Get out and push then.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Push? It's nine miles.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Have you got a better idea?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Are you going to sit there? Yes.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14You'll have to help at the hills.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18We'll worry about that when the time comes.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32I've never seen Mainwaring in such a state.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36He'll burst a blood vessel.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Oh dear, I haven't got anything for a broken blood vessel.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Mr Wilson.
0:24:43 > 0:24:50- I've seen my boy Raymond, and he's scouring round the town. - Thank you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55That little car won't go far. I didn't put any petrol in it.
0:24:55 > 0:25:02- I've just been on to the police. They've put out an all car call. - They've only got one car.
0:25:02 > 0:25:09- Is everybody present? - Everyone is present. Except Pike. - What's the matter with him?
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- He probably slept late. - What have you done with my Frank?
0:25:14 > 0:25:22- What are you talking about? - His bed hasn't been slept in. And where were you?- Here.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- What have you done with her? - What?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Where's my niece? - How should I know?
0:25:29 > 0:25:36She was last seen with a soldier, and you were the said soldier. I saw you ogling her.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39The man's a sex maniac.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Permission to speak, sir.
0:25:44 > 0:25:51It is not within my experience, but I think Private Pike went to Eastgate to the pictures.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53At 5.45 in the morning?
0:25:53 > 0:25:59- I fell asleep at the pictures once. - Don't interrupt.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- Where's my niece? - Where's my staff car?
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Pike, where have you been with that car?
0:26:09 > 0:26:16All the way to Eastgate... And I've had to push it back all the way.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Where have you been? With him.
0:26:19 > 0:26:24Have you been out with her all night?
0:26:25 > 0:26:30He'll have to marry her. I'm not marrying him.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32You've been out with that soppy boy.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37- I'm not soppy. - Pike, you're under arrest.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42Godfrey, you guard him until the police come.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44She's not going to court.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48You leave my boy alone. You're a bad influence.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52I'll box your ears when I get you home.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57- Let justice take its course. - Stop being pompous, Napoleon.
0:26:57 > 0:27:02Arthur, if you lay a finger on him, I'll make your life a misery.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Captain Mainwaring, just one wee word.
0:27:06 > 0:27:13- What are the police going to say when they find out you haven't immobilised the car?- Quite right.
0:27:13 > 0:27:21- It's a criminal offence. - And you're responsible, do you hear me? Responsible!
0:27:21 > 0:27:27That won't stop me doing my duty, but it would be wrong not to consider it.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Don't forget. We rendezvous in seven minutes.
0:27:31 > 0:27:38The army comes first. We'll discuss this later. Get the men fell in.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Come with me, Jones.
0:27:45 > 0:27:51I'm just going to those trees to see if I can see them.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Would you like one?- No, I don't.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- Yeah, why not?- Help yourself.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Well now, Frank...
0:28:19 > 0:28:21..about last night.
0:28:21 > 0:28:28- I know we shouldn't have taken it. - I'm not talking about the car, I'm talking about the girl.
0:28:28 > 0:28:35A lot of people will know that you spent the night together and will tell you that it was wrong.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38I was pushing. She was steering.
0:28:38 > 0:28:43You have offended against generally accepted conventions.
0:28:43 > 0:28:49- But what you both did wasn't evil. Do you follow me?- It was nine miles.
0:28:49 > 0:28:56All the same, society - our sort of society - has a rather rigid framework.
0:28:56 > 0:29:01If we don't stay within it, people point the finger at us.
0:29:01 > 0:29:06- It took an hour to get up the hill. - Just remember this, Frank...
0:29:06 > 0:29:08..I understand.
0:29:08 > 0:29:17We haven't been too close just recently, but now I feel we're kindred spirits.
0:29:17 > 0:29:24- We're sort of... You know, men of the world. Do you feel like that too?- Yeah.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Kindred spirits.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30- Men of the world.- Good lad.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Look out. He's coming back.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Right, Jones.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Drive on to the crossroads.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Uncle Arthur.
0:29:51 > 0:29:56- Don't go yet, Mr Mainwaring. - Be quiet, Pike. Not another word.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59You'll hear something in a minute.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11Subtitles by David Beach, 1991