0:00:06 > 0:00:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:15 > 0:00:20Hello, I'm Patrick Kielty, and welcome to Delete Delete Delete,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23the show where, each week, we trawl through the internet histories
0:00:23 > 0:00:26of brave and some would say foolish celebrities.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27I know what you're thinking -
0:00:27 > 0:00:29who in their right mind would agree to that?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Well, let's meet them.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34First up, we have a brilliant young comedian with a sexy accent,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37incredible hair, who recently became a dad.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40I know it sounds like I'm introducing myself, but no.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Please welcome Chris Ramsey.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54And joining Chris, a woman who has, this week,
0:00:54 > 0:00:58caused me to Google the phrase "arm up a filthy cow's bottom".
0:00:58 > 0:01:01LAUGHTER Don't worry. It was all above board.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03She is the presenter of BBC One's Countryfile.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04It's Ellie Harrison.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- How revolting.- How you doing? - Good. You?- Take a seat.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18And finally, last year, he scooped a BAFTA for Best Actor
0:01:18 > 0:01:20playing a man accused of an unspeakable crime.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Let's hope, when we go through his laptop tonight,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25life doesn't imitate art. Please welcome Jason Watkins.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- OK, so, guys, welcome to the show. Thanks for coming on.- Thanks.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Before we go any further, are these your own computers?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Yes, they are.- They are? - I recognise mine.- OK.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Jason, I'm assuming that you go online
0:01:51 > 0:01:54maybe to...to research roles, check out characters?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Sausage rolls, I think.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59LAUGHTER
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Yeah, I do a bit, actually.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04With Christopher Jefferies, there was lots of available footage,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06so that was great to sort of, you know, try and mimic him, so yes.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Which you were incredible in. - Thank you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Absolutely amazing.- Thank you. - Now, Ellie, we all assumed,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14and I assumed that with Countryfile and the great outdoors,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16you wouldn't have time for online.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19But there's quite a lot of online action.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I've got this dreadful inability to make a decision about anything
0:02:22 > 0:02:25unless I feel like I've researched every possibility,
0:02:25 > 0:02:27whether it's curtains or shoes or holidays,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29and so I spend a whole lot of time
0:02:29 > 0:02:31making sure I've found the perfect outcome,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- so I'm on there a lot. - And finally, Chris,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36are you ever not online? LAUGHTER
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I, erm, yeah, I spend a lot...
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Like, a frightening amount.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I had to fly over here and I had to put my phone on flight mode
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- and I was devastated.- Why is that? Is that because you're a young man?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Is it because you are a lonely comedian on the road?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52That one. The second one. The second one, yeah.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I spend my life cursing hotel Wi-Fi.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- It never works. It never works.- Yeah.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59When you can tether your phone to your laptop
0:02:59 > 0:03:01and get a better signal than the hotel Wi-Fi,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03knock the hotel down and start again.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05LAUGHTER Tether your phone?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Right, Grandad, what happens is... - LAUGHTER
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Are you presenting the right show?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13I have no idea. LAUGHTER
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I mean, there's people in here from Tyrone that really only...
0:03:15 > 0:03:18LAUGHTER In rural Northern Ireland,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20they only tether a donkey.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:24 > 0:03:28So, Jason, you...you've been working here in Northern Ireland?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Yes, I've done a three-part drama called The Secret,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- which is about... - Can you tell anything...?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Shh, don't tell us. - LAUGHTER
0:03:37 > 0:03:41We shot it on...near Bangor and various parts of Northern Ireland
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and that'll be on in...
0:03:43 > 0:03:46It's probably towards the end of this year.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48So, did you enjoy your time working here?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49I loved it, yeah.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52It's funny cos when I arrived today, the sun was shining
0:03:52 > 0:03:54and for the three months that I shot The Secret...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56LAUGHTER How dare you!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58..I didn't see the sun.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Yeah, it's a...it's a...
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I'd never been to Northern Ireland before
0:04:02 > 0:04:04so it was a real treat. Beautiful country.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07OK, let's talk most-viewed websites.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Believe it or not, you all have one thing in common
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- which is you all love a little bit of internet shopping.- Ah.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Now, Ellie, you Googled this joy.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Isn't that beautiful? - LAUGHTER
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Did you just say, "Isn't that beautiful?"
0:04:22 > 0:04:24It's an antique loo roll holder of a sort,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27and...and it adorns my downstairs loo.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- LAUGHTER - Sorry, antique loo?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32That looks like second-hand loo roll.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- What state's that in? - LAUGHTER
0:04:34 > 0:04:36It does, it does, it does.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38You can tell that that's a woman's purchase
0:04:38 > 0:04:40because some women are sitting thinking,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42"That's quite cute," and men are sitting thinking,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45"The last thing I need in the loo is another shoe to piss on."
0:04:45 > 0:04:50- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - So true. That's so true.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- So, Jason, you like a browse... - Yeah, yeah, I like a browse.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- ..in sites like this. - I'm worried now.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Yes, I do.- You're relieved now, aren't you?- I am, yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- LAUGHTER - Yeah. Yeah, thank goodness.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Yes, I look at a lot of property online and...
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Are you in the market for a house? - No, not at all.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Well, I'd like to be,
0:05:10 > 0:05:12but where I'd like to live, I just can't afford,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15so, well, you end up having this vicarious life
0:05:15 > 0:05:18of looking at places where you could actually live
0:05:18 > 0:05:20where you would take all your family,
0:05:20 > 0:05:21ship them off to the middle of nowhere
0:05:21 > 0:05:24and live in a massive house. It's like Northampton.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27In Northampton, I could buy a sort of six-bedroom place
0:05:27 > 0:05:29with outhouses and lawns and all that, but...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Is Northampton a nice place? - Well, I think...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Well, it's near London. It's very quick to get into town.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Sorry, can I just say -
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I love it when someone explains how good a place is
0:05:38 > 0:05:40by how fast you can leave it to go somewhere else.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- LAUGHTER - It's the best.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45APPLAUSE
0:05:48 > 0:05:50We all like a little bit of looking online
0:05:50 > 0:05:52at other people's houses, don't we?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- AUDIENCE:- Yes.- Yeah, we do. We love a bit of nosying.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57But the standard of the estate agent pictures,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00they do tend to vary because the internet, it's full of lies
0:06:00 > 0:06:02and when you add estate agents to that...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04LAUGHTER
0:06:04 > 0:06:06So much so that one man in Scotland
0:06:06 > 0:06:09discovered so many bad estate agent pictures
0:06:09 > 0:06:13while he was house hunting that he created a blog showcasing them.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Have a look at some of these treats.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17This is an actual estate agent's picture.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20LAUGHTER
0:06:20 > 0:06:24What does that say? "Look, a great room to have a hangover in"?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- It's rubbish. - I like the framing as well.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29There's a lot of wall there, isn't there?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- LAUGHTER - That's really attractive, isn't it?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Our next picture is this one.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38LAUGHTER
0:06:38 > 0:06:40That is astounding.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Is that a cat bowl next to the bog? - That is, yes.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45There's so many things about this, Ellie.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- I don't know what to look at. This is incredible.- It is.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50So, I'm not sure - is this a living room
0:06:50 > 0:06:53that someone has decided to put a loo in,
0:06:53 > 0:06:56or is this a loo where someone has decided,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59"I'm going to bring a chair in so someone can chat to me while..."
0:06:59 > 0:07:01LAUGHTER
0:07:01 > 0:07:04You wouldn't want to be drunk stumbling in there.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06You wouldn't know where to aim, would you?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Well, you could aim anywhere. - LAUGHTER
0:07:09 > 0:07:13And our final real estate agent picture.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- LAUGHTER Oh!- Oh, my God!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21This is an actual picture of a house for sale.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I really don't know where to start with the plumbing here. It's...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26You really have to worry what is hooked up to what.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- LAUGHTER - You can imagine sort of
0:07:29 > 0:07:31sitting there with this thing shaking.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35LAUGHTER
0:07:36 > 0:07:39APPLAUSE
0:07:43 > 0:07:46So, Chris, your online shopping - you do like a little bit of Lego.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I do. I do love Lego. It's...it's a weird...
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Well, it's not weird. Like, I've always loved Lego
0:07:52 > 0:07:53and it was always...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- When you were a child? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58And it was always too expensive. I remember wanting the massive sets.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Then I remember walking past a Lego shop a couple of years ago
0:08:00 > 0:08:03and thinking, "I still like that, but it's too expensive.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06"No, it's not. I'm an adult. I'm going to buy loads of it."
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- LAUGHTER - And that's what happened.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Well, what's interesting about it is that
0:08:09 > 0:08:12not only are you a grown man that has Lego,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15but you sometimes buy second-hand Lego.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Yes, I bought one set of second-hand Lego
0:08:18 > 0:08:21and it smelt like cigarettes and I didn't like it.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23And there was hairs on some of the bits.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Like, in them. Like, in them.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Like, there was a hair in two bits that hadn't been taken apart.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31So, what is the resale value on...on...?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I bought one that, when it was on the shelf,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I think it was about 150 quid or something,
0:08:36 > 0:08:37but had been discontinued.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40You couldn't get it anywhere. And I paid 600 quid on eBay for it.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ooh-la-la! Amazing.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Now, the thing about Lego is that not all eBay sellers
0:08:45 > 0:08:47are really that concerned about quality.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Cos when I actually went online, Chris, I found this.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51That's an all right price. That's not bad.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54LAUGHTER It's described as
0:08:54 > 0:08:55in excellent condition,
0:08:55 > 0:08:59although 59 out of the 726 pieces are missing.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Oh, my God.- Oh, ruin your day.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Obviously...- Oh, my goodness. - ..that is disgraceful.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07He wants kicked off eBay.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- That's disgraceful. - LAUGHTER
0:09:09 > 0:09:11How does he sleep at night? What is...?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15LAUGHTER So, Chris, we know you love Lego...
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- I do.- ..and we've been having a little laugh with you over this.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Did I mention my wife is actually made of Lego?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- LAUGHTER - I did, didn't I?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Sex is painful, but I still like it. - LAUGHTER
0:09:28 > 0:09:30That's where all the hairs come from.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:09:38 > 0:09:41No, Chris, we actually...we know you love Lego so much
0:09:41 > 0:09:45that we've decided to contact Mr Chris Blight.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Do you know Chris?- Yes. - LAUGHTER
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Chris is from the company Bricking It...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54LAUGHTER
0:09:54 > 0:09:57..and what we've actually done,
0:09:57 > 0:10:00we've actually made our very own Lego set here.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03This is Chris made from Lego.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Look, we've got a little microphone and the T-shirt that you wear.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12- "The T-shirt that you wear." - LAUGHTER
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- We've actually got Ellie here. Little Ellie.- Oh, that's lovely.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16There we go.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18And, Ellie, he's made a little pig.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Oh, that's...- Oh! A little farmyard Lego pig.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- So, we've also got Jason. - What am I holding?
0:10:25 > 0:10:26There's Jason with no hair.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29And this is... LAUGHTER
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Am I holding my hair? - You're actually...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Well, this is your BAFTA, but... - Oh, right. Oh, thank you.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36..if you clip the BAFTA off, the BAFTA actually goes on your head.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39LAUGHTER
0:10:39 > 0:10:41And then they've also made...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43They've been very, very generous with the amount of hair,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45but that's your host there.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Look at that.- We just want to compare the likeness here.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51We're just going to do a little split screen here. Oh.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58There we go! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:11:00 > 0:11:01And, all together, after three...
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- # Everything is awesome! # - LAUGHTER
0:11:05 > 0:11:08# Everything is cool when you're part of a team. #
0:11:08 > 0:11:12A round of applause for the Lego. APPLAUSE
0:11:14 > 0:11:16OK, so, moving on.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I've had a little look at your social media profiles.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Now, you're all on Twitter. - Yes.- Yes.- Yes.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Ellie, you have to be very careful about what you tweet
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- because you work for the BBC. - Yeah, yeah.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30I think we, as BBC employees,
0:11:30 > 0:11:34get watched and listened to and have to reflect a neutral voice,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36so I have to walk a pretty careful path.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Yeah, you play it safe with tweets like this.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Now... - LAUGHTER
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Now, this tweet says, "For your delectation,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46"a scrotal circumference of 45cm.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48"There's a significant correlation
0:11:48 > 0:11:51"between scrotal circumference and sperm cell volume."
0:11:51 > 0:11:53And I'm sure you're all glad to know that.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Did you get a tape measure and actually go round them?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- No, I was... - SHE LAUGHS
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I was given some...some facts from the farmer.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03They're quite low hanging. I first looked at that and...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I'm from the countryside. I was about to try to milk that.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08LAUGHTER
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'm more impressed that you got signal out there.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13LAUGHTER
0:12:13 > 0:12:15So, we found out loads about what you guys do online,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17but what else can we discover on there?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20This is the bit of the show that we like to call
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Things The Internet Says About You.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Jason, let's begin with you.- Oh.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Did you actually know this joyous fact about yourself?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35LAUGHTER
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Oh, thank you very much.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Now, this was an SFX poll in 2010.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Any idea who may have been above or below Jason?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- The one off Sesame Street. - LAUGHTER
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- The Count. The Count.- He did the list himself. He counted it all.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59HE IMIMTATES COUNT VON COUNT: 'In at one... Ha-ha-ha.'
0:12:59 > 0:13:00You were actually very, very close.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- You actually beat your co-star, Mr Poldark himself.- Wow!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- You beat Aidan Turner by six places.- Wow!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08This is where I take my top off, is it?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- And just show my...? - LAUGHTER
0:13:10 > 0:13:13This is you as a vampire. LAUGHTER
0:13:13 > 0:13:16So, acting, was that something you always wanted to do?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Was there another job?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Erm, well, no, I wanted to be a footballer at one point.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I played sort of semipro when I was 17.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I was at Wrexham briefly when I was sort of 16
0:13:26 > 0:13:28and so I wanted to do that.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32And then I wanted to be a set designer or a PE teacher,
0:13:32 > 0:13:35but I didn't really...I wasn't particularly academic at all.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39I had dyslexia and I had problems, so, academically, I was rubbish,
0:13:39 > 0:13:41so all my energies went into other things,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43and acting was something that I warmed to.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46So, whenever you're actually looking at a script
0:13:46 > 0:13:48and you're dyslexic, does that make it...?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Yeah, when you're reading aloud for the first time...
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Autocue is quite a challenge for me,
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- but when you're reading aloud... - It's a challenge for me.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- LAUGHTER - Yeah. Yeah, I've noticed.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00LAUGHTER
0:14:00 > 0:14:03APPLAUSE
0:14:04 > 0:14:05It is.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Yeah, so, there are things that I've had to sort of work at, yeah.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12OK. Now, Chris, we found this out online.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Is this true?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Yes. - LAUGHTER
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Yeah, I had it done via Twitter, actually.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I was travelling from London to Newcastle one night
0:14:25 > 0:14:26and it's all...
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I mean, you've toured the country, you've been on trains and stuff
0:14:29 > 0:14:33and it's egg and cress sandwiches and just... Oh, God.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35They try and be really over-the-top
0:14:35 > 0:14:38and it's like, "What flavour flan would you like?"
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Get it out me face. - LAUGHTER
0:14:40 > 0:14:43So, I thought, "You know what? I'm going to order a pizza."
0:14:43 > 0:14:44I went on Twitter and I went,
0:14:44 > 0:14:46"Do you think it's possible to get a pizza delivered?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49"Like, how long does the train stay at the station?"
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- This was a very well-coordinated event.- Yeah, impressive.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55We have some of the tweets here. So, we've got...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- There we go.- That there's the thing from the door of the train
0:14:58 > 0:14:59as you get on that tells you...
0:14:59 > 0:15:01It's stopping at all those places.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03So, it was like, "Right, it's got to be York or earlier."
0:15:03 > 0:15:06And the reason for that is because I didn't want to go to bed
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- with a full tummy of pizza. - LAUGHTER
0:15:09 > 0:15:13I started tweeting. I tweeted Domino's.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15They basically DM'd me on Twitter
0:15:15 > 0:15:18and they said, "Oh, we'll be able to deliver it at Doncaster."
0:15:18 > 0:15:21And I spoke to the staff on the train very discreetly
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- and they said they would let... - And said, "Your food's shit.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26"Can I get some...?" LAUGHTER
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Yeah, so they said, "We've spoke to the staff at the gates
0:15:30 > 0:15:33"at that station and they will let the pizza person through.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35"We wouldn't normally do it, but we will do it."
0:15:35 > 0:15:37So, I was like, "Well, this is amazing."
0:15:37 > 0:15:40And I just sat sweating. Just sat.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- And normally I watch... There we go. - There we go.- I'm sweating.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Yeah. I was terrified, like, and I was just like...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- LAUGHTER - Me Twitter was going crazy.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52There was so many people getting involved.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55And I like the fact you've actually created your own hashtag.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57#Pizzaonatrain trended number one worldwide all night.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59No.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01There was some Olympic athletes who'd been in London 2012
0:16:01 > 0:16:04and they were tweeting going, "I need to get to bed for training
0:16:04 > 0:16:06"but I need to see if this bloke gets his pizza delivered."
0:16:06 > 0:16:08LAUGHTER
0:16:11 > 0:16:13So what happened was - and this is genuinely true -
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I went off, I walked back through the doors.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17The whole carriage had been following it on Twitter
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- and they all went, "Yay!" - LAUGHTER
0:16:24 > 0:16:27So, Ellie, this one's for you.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28"Ellie Harrison is a country superstar."
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Oh, my goodness.- Wow.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I think this was from my London days when I used to sing in a band,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35and it was quite a kind of country, acoustic-y
0:16:35 > 0:16:37kind of Americana type of band.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Was that a genre that you'd always liked or...?- Yeah, I think so.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42There's quite a lot of genres within it
0:16:42 > 0:16:45and Americana and folk is kind of the area that I would sit in
0:16:45 > 0:16:46more than the one I...
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Cos that's kind of the cooler side, isn't it?- Well, I reckon, yeah.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I think it is. So, you've kind of got the Americana on one side.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Uh-huh. And then your real...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- SHE IMITATES BANJO - ..on the other.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59And then you've got very cool stuff like Daniel O'Donnell.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Stuff like that. LAUGHTER
0:17:02 > 0:17:05How dare you. LAUGHTER
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Are you a fan?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09HE IMITATES DANIEL O'DONNELL: 'Would you be a fan of Daniel?'
0:17:09 > 0:17:11LAUGHTER
0:17:11 > 0:17:14'I'm thinking this could be your next part.'
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I think so.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20'He's got quite a softness to him, hasn't he?'
0:17:20 > 0:17:23'He does have a softness, but the thing is...'
0:17:23 > 0:17:24And he goes like that.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27'..Jason, you're speaking way...too...quickly.'
0:17:27 > 0:17:30LAUGHTER
0:17:34 > 0:17:38And the thing about people that speak slowly is that
0:17:38 > 0:17:41you don't know whether they're stupid...
0:17:41 > 0:17:45LAUGHTER ..or they think that you are.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47LAUGHTER
0:17:47 > 0:17:51APPLAUSE And with Daniel, he's not stupid.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53He's not stupid.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Well, Ellie, now, you don't just sing.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56You can play some instruments?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00I played piano for many years and I've recently taken up the banjo,
0:18:00 > 0:18:01but it's really quite recent.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I've only had about four lessons.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06That's a very, very country thing, isn't it?
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Yeah, it's pretty twangy, that one.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09So, if we brought on a piano here,
0:18:09 > 0:18:12you could probably do something for us, could you?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Yeah, we'll do some Chopsticks.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16We would never embarrass you by bringing on a piano,
0:18:16 > 0:18:17so do we have a banjo?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Oh, really? Oh, my God.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- HE STRUMS BANJO - Can you play?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26No! LAUGHTER
0:18:26 > 0:18:29The interesting thing is, though, that you thought
0:18:29 > 0:18:31that me murdering that was playing. LAUGHTER
0:18:31 > 0:18:33That's the weird thing about the banjo.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35There was such confidence in the way you took it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- This is...- Sorry, can I just say -
0:18:37 > 0:18:39that is the sexiest banjo I've ever seen.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Can I just say - that's the cheapest banjo I've ever seen.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- LAUGHTER Oh, really?- Hello!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Well, to be honest, cheap and sexy can sometimes be very confused.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- LAUGHTER - Can't it, though?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I kid you not, I've had four lessons and that was a long time ago.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55There's something missing. We'll have to... Let's....
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I've got an enormous head. This won't fit.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59You see what I mean? It just sits on the top.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00You want to be a baddie, Jason?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Oh, yes. Thank you. - LAUGHTER
0:19:03 > 0:19:06There we go. We'll give Chris the Lego western hat.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - What are you there?- Yeah.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16IMITATES DANIEL O'DONNELL: 'I think I'm feeling much more...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18'Me hat's a wee bit crooked.'
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Do we feel country?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- I'm feeling a little bit country. - I'm feeling...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- You feeling country? - I'm feeling the love of country.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Chris, you feeling a little bit country?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- I'm going to marry me sister. - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I think we're just missing one thing, really, aren't we?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42LAUGHTER
0:19:42 > 0:19:45That's been placed in a potentially awkward position there.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47That's, um... LAUGHTER
0:19:47 > 0:19:51I feel like Bono in the Band Aid video.
0:19:51 > 0:19:58# Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you... #
0:19:58 > 0:20:00LAUGHTER
0:20:02 > 0:20:06This is very wrong. APPLAUSE
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- How did we get here? - How did we get here?
0:20:08 > 0:20:09How did this happen?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Can you please save us by playing us...?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13I mean, I kid you not, four lessons in.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oh, I can't even remember it.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17SHE PLAYS TUNE
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Yee-haw!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Whoop-ha!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoo!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Whoo! Yee-haw!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Now one of the greatest joys to come from the internet
0:20:46 > 0:20:48is the rise of the viral video.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Jason, this clip is one that you've watched a lot.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56- It's athletic in nature. - Ah, yes. This is just...
0:20:56 > 0:20:58'Sian Welch is in a desperate spot.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01'Her body has run out of fuel.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07'The finish line is so close and someone is so close behind.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- 'It's Wendy Ingraham.' - CROWD CHEERING
0:21:11 > 0:21:14LAUGHTER
0:21:37 > 0:21:39APPLAUSE
0:21:41 > 0:21:43This is an athletic event in Ireland.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45This is basically just a normal Friday night out.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48LAUGHTER Why do you love that clip so much?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52I just think it's... Oh, it's funny. I mean, it's got everything.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54When she falls on the ground, it's the bit where she looks back
0:21:54 > 0:22:00and sees Jaws-like another creature coming around
0:22:00 > 0:22:01and then her legs start going...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03It's all psychological at that point
0:22:03 > 0:22:05because then her leg goes as soon as she sees her,
0:22:05 > 0:22:11and then the encroaching one, her walk is similar but different.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Hers is a sort of stretching one.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17And the other one's, they've just gone completely.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20So, you've got this sort of battle of silly walks
0:22:20 > 0:22:22as well as a battle to win the race.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24The brilliant thing was it wasn't to win the race.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- It was... It was for fourth. - That was for fourth place!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30LAUGHTER
0:22:30 > 0:22:31- Not even a medal.- No.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Is it true that you actually set a world record?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- I got very close to setting a world record, yeah.- What was that for?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40When I was about 13, 14, I could walk on my hands.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Well, I've always been able to walk on my hands
0:22:42 > 0:22:44since about nine, and then when I got to about...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- What, like this? - Yeah, well, upside down.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- With the feet up? - Yeah. Oh, gosh, yeah. I'll try.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Oh, here we go.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I haven't done this for a while.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57That's what will make it all the more entertaining.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- LAUGHTER - Yeah. I'll just probably...
0:23:00 > 0:23:01You're actually going to do this.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- I just...- I'm so excited. - LAUGHTER
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Order a pizza.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I'll get my measuring equipment.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Oh, hello! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Whoo!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18CHEERING
0:23:26 > 0:23:28You are the most talented man I've ever met.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Well, I got very close to this world record, so...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- What was the world record? - The Guinness Book Of Records,
0:23:36 > 0:23:38all the sort of physical gymnastic things
0:23:38 > 0:23:40were sort of won by these two twins.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- One of them...- Jedward. LAUGHTER
0:23:44 > 0:23:49One of them could run the length of a basketball court on his hands,
0:23:49 > 0:23:52and I thought, "Hang about. I can get quite close to that."
0:23:52 > 0:23:55So, I did, and I can't remember what it was,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- but I got within, like, two seconds of it.- Wow.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I love the fact that you're actually trying to tell the story
0:24:01 > 0:24:04and you're still out of puff. LAUGHTER
0:24:04 > 0:24:07And you're going, "And I'm trying to get to the end
0:24:07 > 0:24:10"of the story. Stitch!" LAUGHTER
0:24:11 > 0:24:14So graceful, that. You were like a scorpion.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16LAUGHTER
0:24:16 > 0:24:19And finally, I can't help noticing some of the selfie action
0:24:19 > 0:24:20that has gone on.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Jason, you took this selfie and posted it recently.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Oh, yeah.- Look at that.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27What a tash.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Now what sauna was this in? LAUGHTER
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Well, for The Secret,
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I had a full beard playing a pastor of this local church,
0:24:35 > 0:24:38so for my kids, I gradually shaved it off
0:24:38 > 0:24:41and did that and then got down to the Village People look.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44LAUGHTER
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Chris, when you decided to take a selfie
0:24:46 > 0:24:48with two of the best-looking men in the world...
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Oh, yeah.- ..I think you did keep up in the looks stakes.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53You nailed this, didn't you?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55LAUGHTER
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- I've got, like, nine chins. - LAUGHTER
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Talk us through this.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Yeah, I was doing the Royal Variety Performance
0:25:03 > 0:25:05and I sort of only wanted it with Ricky Martin,
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- but Harry Styles kind of leaned in. - LAUGHTER
0:25:08 > 0:25:10"No bother, mate. Not a problem.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12"It's bound to get us a couple of likes. Come on in.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15LAUGHTER So, from that, I think we can tell
0:25:15 > 0:25:18that the guy's, Ellie, they both need to raise their selfie game.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Yeah. Yeah, there's work to be done.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23So, Trisha Paytas is an actress and a YouTube personality.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25She's living in the States.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Take a look at this video that she posted online
0:25:27 > 0:25:29with over 300,000 views
0:25:29 > 0:25:32which I genuinely think, lads, could help you out.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Hey, guys. Today I am super-dooper excited.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38So, today I thought I would show you guys how to take a perfect selfie.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Now it's time for the poses, so you have to work with your face
0:25:40 > 0:25:41and what you like.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43A lot of people like the smiling ones.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS - But I like pouts.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS - Ooh!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS - Hey!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS - Oh! A-ha!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- LAUGHTER - Yeah!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Oh, and smizing.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59If Tyra has taught us anything, it's how smize with your eyes,
0:25:59 > 0:26:01and smizing just means you're looking at someone like,
0:26:01 > 0:26:03"Hey, what's up?"
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- LAUGHTER - And that's it.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07That's how to take the perfect selfie.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Don't worry about the background. It doesn't matter where you are.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12The whole point of a selfie is... the money.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19There was a brilliant moment where one of our greatest actors,
0:26:19 > 0:26:21BAFTA award winner, was looking at that going,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23"I could learn something from this." LAUGHTER
0:26:23 > 0:26:26I think smizing, smizing is very undervalued.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27- Yes, it is.- Smizing, yeah.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29And I'm very familiar with the word
0:26:29 > 0:26:32because my wife and I watch America's Next Top Model
0:26:32 > 0:26:36and smizing is a word that was born from that
0:26:36 > 0:26:38and it's sort of smiling but with your eyes.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40There's an app you can buy that actually does it,
0:26:40 > 0:26:42that enhances that, so you look a bit like an alien
0:26:42 > 0:26:44cos it makes your chin really tiny and your top...
0:26:44 > 0:26:47But it's a smizing app that you can buy
0:26:47 > 0:26:48that gives you that alien look.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- I don't need it.- No need. - LAUGHTER
0:26:54 > 0:26:55I've got the hair.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57We've got the phone. Let's see it. If you want to...
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- If you want to give us your smize. - OK.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:27:07 > 0:27:09OK, sultry.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Wholesome.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Glamour.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Sexy.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- That's constipated. - LAUGHTER
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Puzzled.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I've lost my Lego. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:27:28 > 0:27:30That's the one. That's the one.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33You're good.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35What we'll do is we'll see if we can actually take
0:27:35 > 0:27:39a little selfie with the audience, so if you want to get in there...
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Yeah, can you...? Give us a smize.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- I've got to get in. - Hang on. hang on.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Yeah.- What the...?! - LAUGHTER
0:27:47 > 0:27:52Get in, get in, get in, get in. LAUGHTER
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Oh! CHEERING
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Well, that's all we've got time for tonight.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Thank you so, so much.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Here are your laptops back.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07We'll not mention the stuff that we found on them
0:28:07 > 0:28:10that we can't talk about.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14Well played. All it leaves me to do is to thank our guests this evening.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Thanks again to Chris Ramsey... CHEERING
0:28:29 > 0:28:32..to Ellie Harrison... CHEERING
0:28:32 > 0:28:36..and to Jason Watkins. CHEERING
0:28:36 > 0:28:39I'll be back next time with more celebrities
0:28:39 > 0:28:42who find themselves caught in the web on Delete, Delete, Delete.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44I'm Patrick Kielty. Goodnight.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46CHEERING