0:00:10 > 0:00:12BEEPING
0:00:12 > 0:00:16This programme contains some strong language
0:00:26 > 0:00:28What you got?
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Matchbox car.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Chevrolet Corvette.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43How in God's name does that get into the middle of a field in Essex?
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Dunno.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I mean, who's been playing with cars up here?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Dunno.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53You know, a Roman coin, I can understand, but a Chevy Corvette?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Doesn't make any sense.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59'Ere!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02D'ya hear about old Bob Cromer?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04What about him?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Dead, mate.- Shut up.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Struck by lightning.- No.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Third this year.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Janet Horrowell, Greg Peters and now poor old Bob.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- You know why, don't you?- Why?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Cos the best finds always appear right before a thunderstorm.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Suddenly, you've left it too late,
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- and you're the highest point in the landscape. - BEEPING
0:01:39 > 0:01:42All three were running when they were struck.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- What a way to go.- Yeah.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48What you got?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Pontiac Firebird.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06# Will you search through the lonely isles for me?
0:02:06 > 0:02:11# Climb through the briar and brambles?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# I'll be your treasure... #
0:02:17 > 0:02:19You fancy a cup of Good Morning America?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20No, thanks.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Ah! That is a damn fine cup of coffee.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31- Which...?- Twin Peaks.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39So, I was thinking about getting the band back together.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42What band?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You and me.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Were we in a band?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Well, we jammed together a few times.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I only remember once, round your flat trying to do Wonderwall
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- and you couldn't reach the high notes.- No. It was more than once.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Did we have a name?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Fanny Magnet. - That's right. Fanny Magnet.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Anyway, I've written a new song.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I want to do it at the open mic at the White Horse.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- What's the song called?- New Age Girl.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06- Is it about Maggie?- No.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11All right. I'm up for it, if it's any good.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well, come around to mine
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Tuesday night before we head off to the club and I'll play it for you.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Hey, there.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Who's this?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Looks like Simon and Garfunkel.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Hello, there.- Wotcher.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33How are we?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Feeling groovy.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Good, good.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Lovely day.- Isn't it?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Haven't seen one of them for a few years.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Oh, what, the Arado? Yeah, they're pretty rare these days but, er...
0:03:49 > 0:03:52There's still a few out there if you know where to look.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Antique shops?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55They're certainly classics, yeah.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58So you've gone for the CTX.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Mmm... Good machine.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Bit flashy for my liking.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Yeah, not really your style.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Do you have permission to detect on this land?
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Indeed we do. Do you?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Who from?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Not tellin' ya.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11- Immature.- Are you?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12No. You are.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- We got here first. - Well, there's nothing stopping us
0:04:15 > 0:04:17getting permission from the land owner.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Farmer Bishop gave us exclusive rights. 50/50.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Well, then, we shall have to see
0:04:21 > 0:04:26if we can make Farmer Bishop a more attractive proposition.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29HE SNORTS Who are you, a Bond villain?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33We've done extensive research. I assume you have done the same.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34- Course.- Yep.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35We shall see.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Mr Bond.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Come on.- Oh. Sorry, mate. Didn't mean to make you cry.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42It's hay fever.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Don't cry, mate. I feel awful.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48It's hay fever. I forgot to take an antihistamine.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Well, you want to borrow my hanky?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Not crying.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Do you want a little tissue, mate?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Please don't cry!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09That doesn't bode at all well. What was in that file?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Maybe they know what's in here.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12We need to go and see Bishop,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14tell him not to give anyone else permission.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yeah, can... Can you pop round on the way home?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I... I've gotta go and see Mags. Help out in the shop.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20What? When will you learn to say no?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I don't want to say no. I want to help her.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24All right, I'll go, but remember,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I don't have any of your charm or charisma.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Do your best.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Hey, you animals! Get down! Be quiet!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Yes?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Hello, Mr Bishop, it's me.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I came with my friend to ask for permission to detect on your land?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh, yes. The metal detectors.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Detectorists.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Yes. Have you found something?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Not yet, Mr Bishop.- Larry.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Not yet, Larry, but we were wondering
0:06:01 > 0:06:04whether you wouldn't mind not giving permission
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- to anyone else to search your land. - Right.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10It's just that there's a contingency of rogue detectorists out there.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Rogues?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Treasure hunters.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15They'll come under the cover of night
0:06:15 > 0:06:17and rob important sites of their artefacts.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Good God.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I know. It's despicable.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I tell you what I remembered just after you left,
0:06:24 > 0:06:27there were some things ploughed up a few years ago
0:06:27 > 0:06:29that might be of interest to you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- What sort of things? - Well, I don't know. Trinkets.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Looked like costume jewellery to me.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Any idea what happened to them? - Somewhere around. God knows where.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I did offer them to Justine, but she thought they were ugly.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41- Is that your wife?- Where?- No.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44You... You mentioned Justine
0:06:44 > 0:06:46and I wondered whether Justine was your wife.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Justine isn't here.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Come on! Where are you?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Stop chasing those rabbits. You'll never catch them,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08you fat, unhealthy creatures.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Quite mad.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14- I can see.- Yes.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Well, cheerio, then. I'll, er...
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I'll keep my eyes peeled for those things.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Come on, then. Come along.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25We'll go the other way this time. Bit of a change, eh?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28I think so. It'll be good. Come on, then. You've got to keep up.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, that's lovely, Lance. How exciting.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Yeah. Well, I thought, nothing to lose.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I always said you should do something with your music, didn't I?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- You did.- I used to love it when you played your mandolin.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Reminded me of Kermit.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Kermit plays a banjo.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49How exciting, though.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Think you can come?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Definitely.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57What is all this?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Says "Mixed Spiritual" on the box.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Yeah, it's spiritual stuff.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Mixed.
0:08:05 > 0:08:11Tarot cards. Dream catchers. Resin dragons. Oh!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15There's this massive warehouse out by Stansted.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17You buy it by the weight.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19It's cheap, you just don't know what you're going to get.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Spiritual lucky dip.- Kind of, yeah.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Found it!
0:08:26 > 0:08:31- Oh... Great.- All right, Lance. She got you slaving?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Tony, I didn't realise you were here. Not lending a hand?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- I can't. My herniated discs. - Gutted.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Lance has invited us to a folk night at the White Horse next week.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Sounds good. - Lance is doing a gig.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45It's not a gig. I might do a song.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Haven't decided yet. Probably won't.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50All right, Lance! Rock'n'roll.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52What's the song about?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Nothing.- Nothing? What's it called?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- If that's everything, Maggie. I'll get off.- Yeah, thanks, love.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Oh, and you're still OK to take my mum to bingo?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Er, yeah. OK.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Er... You not free? - Nah, football.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Oh, right. You playing? - Watching.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Portman Road?- No. On TV.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Right.- Thanks, love. You know, she loves her bingo.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Yeah. OK. See ya.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Bye-bye, Lance.- Bye, love.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Oh. That's lovely.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- I'm going back to bed.- OK.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Afternoon, sir.- Hello.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Do you have a child in this school, sir?- Pardon?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Do you have a son or a daughter who attends this school?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57No, I don't have any kids.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Right.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Just taking a few photos?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Checking my messages.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Can I ask what you're doing here?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Waiting for my girlfriend. She'll be out in a minute.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08What class?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Er... Chaffinch Class, I think.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I think all the pupils from Chaffinch Class have gone.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18She's the teacher. She's not... She's a teacher.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Here she is now.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Rightio, sir.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's just you were making some of the mums nervous.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Hello. This is a nice surprise.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Good day?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Yeah, not bad.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Do I look like a paedophile?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I've just been questioned by a policeman
0:10:42 > 0:10:45cos I was making mums nervous. SHE LAUGHS
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Well, you do have a bit of a look about you.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49What kind of look?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I'd have said more drug dealer than paedophile.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Oh... That's what it must be.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Yeah.- I feel better now.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Yeah, don't worry about it.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Lance is not my boyfriend.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00- GIGGLING:- He worships you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03He does not. He thinks I'm a wet blanket.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Maybe he's more astute than I give him credit for.- Ha, ha, ha. Cute.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I think he's lonely.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10He says he wants to get the old band back together.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- You and Lance were in a band? - Apparently.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14What were you called?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Can't remember.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18He says he wants us to do one of his songs
0:11:18 > 0:11:20at the White Horse next Thursday.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Can you come?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- No. It's a school night, I have marking to do.- Oh, bugger.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26What's brought this on, then? Is he having a crisis?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I think he's trying to impress Maggie.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Oh, dear. He really needs to move on.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- What's the song like? - Haven't heard it yet.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Could be excruciating.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Could be really embarrassing. Please come.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- SHE LAUGHS - You're really selling it.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I'd truly love to, but I'll have 30 stories to read.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Imagine their little faces when I say,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- I couldn't be bothered and went to the pub instead.- Fuck 'em.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35PHONE RINGS
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Hello, mate. - Do you like swedes?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41No. Er, no, the vegetable.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Good.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Yeah, come round, I'll knock you something up.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Oh, you speak to Bishop?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Yeah, interesting. He's utterly mad.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I'll tell you when I come round. I'm in the middle of something.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55The A414.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58All right. See ya.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11So, he reckons he's still got some of the artefacts?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12He reckons so.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Don't knock on the glass, mate. Stresses them out.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24I wasn't going to.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36So, what we eating?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Swede surprise.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Oh, yeah. What's the surprise?
0:13:39 > 0:13:40How bland it is.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Hmm...
0:13:44 > 0:13:45That is bland.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Surprisingly bland.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Wish you hadn't told me.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Speaking of which,
0:13:51 > 0:13:55how much are we going to tell the rest of the club about Bishop's farm?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Well, I reckon we keep it to ourselves for the tambourine.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I mean, if they get wind of the fact
0:14:00 > 0:14:02that there's been a previous excavation
0:14:02 > 0:14:05and Bishop's finds, whatever they turn out to be...
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Well, someone'll phone the beards and it'll all be over.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Let's just tell them we're still in the research phase.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Deal. So, when am I going to hear this song of yours?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Er, I... I don't know if I want to do that any more.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh, what? I built myself up for it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I've invited some A&R people down.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I've run into a problem.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Yeah?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28I can't stand up.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Yes, you can. I've seen you.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- No, I... I can't stand up and play the mandolin.- Why not?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I've practised too long sitting cross-legged on the floor.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40When I get up, it just goes to shit.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Well, sit down and play me the song.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08# Back when the sky was clear and blue
0:15:12 > 0:15:16# I met a girl who looked like you
0:15:20 > 0:15:27# But when she opened her arms I fell clean through
0:15:30 > 0:15:34# And now I don't know what to do. #
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Well?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41That's quite good.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42You... You sound surprised.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I am. I'm astounded. - You think it's astounding?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48No. I'm astounded that it's quite good.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Fair enough.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Course, it's 90% instinct.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55What are you swinging these days, young Hugh?
0:15:55 > 0:15:56I still have the VK30.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Hm... Nothing wrong with a VK30. Good, solid detector.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Basic, but it's got its place.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Yeah, many a good find found with the 30.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07In fact... Tezler?
0:16:07 > 0:16:12- What d'they find the Eynsford hoard with?- XP Deus.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Was it? Oh.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I thought it was VK30. Anyway, good on ya.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23You and Lance have your permission yet?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25How did you know about that?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- You told me, didn't you?- Did I?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Well done, mate. Who else you told?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Don't worry. I won't mention it.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Why is it a secret?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35It's not a secret, it's just we're still researching it.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I would not wish being struck by lightning on anyone, Russell.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39You just said he deserved it.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41That's not what I said.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43You never liked Bob Cromer.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44But that's not the point.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Doesn't matter that me and Bob didn't always see eye to eye.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49What I am saying is that Bob Cromer
0:16:49 > 0:16:52ignored some fundamental rules of health and safety.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Day one of metal detecting school.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Is there such a place?- No.- No.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Bob was not a member of this club and I am glad,
0:16:58 > 0:17:03because we have not had a fatality in the DMDC for nearly three years,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05and I intend to keep it that way.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10So, chaps,
0:17:10 > 0:17:11how did you get on with Bishop?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Has he shown you were he's buried his wife yet?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Er, still very much in the research phase, Terry.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Oh, you can't do too much research, boys.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21What are the three R's I'm always talking about, Hugh?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Er, research, research, research.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24That's right.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I made that up to emphasise how important research is.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30So, what is going on with this Finds table?
0:17:30 > 0:17:34That's two matchbox cars and it's... Well, it's a spoon.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Whose is the spoon?
0:17:35 > 0:17:36That's mine.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Do we have an ID on the spoon?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Little Chef.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Come on, people. We can do better than this.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48I suggest you all go and change the batteries on your detectors.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58So, why are you being so secretive?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00What do you think's on that farm?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Well, we know there's a big Saxon ship burial around here somewhere.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05King Sexred of the East Saxons.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Riches of the seventh century kings?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Exactly.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Why do you think he's around here?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13We know he's around here. Bede says so in Historia Ecclesiastica.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Whoa, you know the Venerable Bede?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Whoa,
0:18:17 > 0:18:18do you know what patronise means?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, sorry.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23It's just I don't think half the professors at university
0:18:23 > 0:18:24have read Bede.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Well, you can learn a lot from the amateurs.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28We're the most passionate, the plebs.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Are you allowed to use that word these days?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33In a historical context, yeah, it's fine.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I could do some reading at uni, if you like, see what I can find out.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Yeah, cool.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Lance won't mind, will he?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40No. Why would he?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Well, I think he thinks I'm muscling in.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45No, he's just very protective of his patch and his hobby,
0:18:45 > 0:18:48and he's got a big problem with the Antiquisearchers.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49The Antiquisearchers?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I know, right? What does that even mean?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54They've just taken the first half of antiquities
0:18:54 > 0:18:55and put it on the front of searchers.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Why can't they just call themselves the Antiquity Searchers?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02It's not like it's pun or brilliant word play, or anything.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Makes me mad.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05And you think Lance has the problem.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Er, this next track... This...
0:19:09 > 0:19:12This first track... This track...
0:19:14 > 0:19:20This... This song is about, er, a very special lady...
0:19:33 > 0:19:37I wrote this song about, er, a very special person.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42A person...who means an awful lot to me.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47A person whose light I only saw after she was gone...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51..and I was plunged into darkness.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57This is a song about how you...
0:19:57 > 0:20:00you don't really know what you've got until it's gone.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06About how...you don't appreciate the good things in your life...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11..until they bunk off with the manager of the local Pizza Hut.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Thank you.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33It's actually all right. It's surprisingly good.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Tell me the lyrics.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Can't remember them. - Yes, you can, some of them.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39You'll have to come along.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- It's about Maggie. - I reckon so. Well, yeah, it is.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44And are you singing, or just playing?
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Might lay down a harmony.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- SHE LAUGHS - Oh, my God. I think I'm going to have to come.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I'll work through lunch to get my marking done. Wait...
0:20:53 > 0:20:57And Lance is going to be sitting on the floor...?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Cross-legged.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02So, who's the front man?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03He is, I suppose.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06With you standing behind him staring at the ground?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I won't be staring at the ground. What do you mean?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10You are always staring at the ground.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- No, I'm not.- You are.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15You're always scanning the ground looking for stuff.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17You can't help yourself. It's all those years detecting.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20You never look up. No wonder you've got a bad back.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Come on.- Honestly.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I bet you'd be amazed at the things you've missed
0:21:24 > 0:21:28cos you've been locked in your own little world staring at the floor.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Rubbish. SHE LAUGHS
0:21:34 > 0:21:37JETS ROARING
0:21:39 > 0:21:41That is so cool.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Hey, mate?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Mate.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Sophie.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Did you phone her?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Texted.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- But I thought we were doing this on our own.- We are.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05She hasn't even got her detector. What's the problem?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07She already knew about the permission.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Yeah, only cos you told her. - I don't remember telling her.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- That is so cool.- What's she saying? - That was amazing.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Sophie.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Did you organise that for me?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- What?- The fly-past?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Huh?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, never mind. How's it going?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Yeah, all right. Not bad.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Found anything?
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Er, not much. Three copper nails and a screwdriver.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32You got copper nails. I got five of them.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Ship's nails?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Nah, too modern. These are brand-new.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Pain in the arse.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You know this Saxon king that you're looking for?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Sexred, King of the East Saxons, yes.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I'm not convinced that he's buried here.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Why not? Where's he buried, then? - I'm not sure he's buried anywhere.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Well, he's got to be buried somewhere.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53The Venerable Bede...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Overrated.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57OK.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Bede says that Sexred
0:22:58 > 0:23:02and his brothers went to fight the West Saxons.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03They were slain in Wessex.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Yeah, and then they brought the body back here.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08The army was completely destroyed. There was nobody left.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Well, a couple of them carried the corpse here.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Sorry, I don't buy it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Why are you so convinced that he's here?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- He saw a documentary on Discovery presented by Derek Thompson.- Who?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Charlie off of Casualty.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25No, it...it's not actually universally accepted
0:23:25 > 0:23:27that they did voyage west, anyway.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Some sources believe that the battle took place here.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33What sources?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Charlie off of Casualty.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Who's that?
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Where?
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Over there.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- In the long grass. - It's probably just a rabbit.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54It's those wankers trying to muscle in on our patch.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Morning, ladies.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Havin' a cuddle? - What's going on?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07We don't have to justify ourselves to you.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Right, so you're just having a cuddle in the grass, then.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Come on, let's go.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14What's that?
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Oh, nothing.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20'Ere, look. Look at that.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21You bastards.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Look, it's them copper nails. Right, I'm calling the police.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Er, for what reason? This is a public right of way.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32We've got just as much right to be on this land as you have.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Hello? Er, police?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35All right. Just hold on.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Yeah, I'm in a field on the Birchwood Road
0:24:38 > 0:24:41and I've come across a couple, I assume they're a couple,
0:24:41 > 0:24:43canoodling in the long grass.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I know you're not on the phone.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Hm? Describe them?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Well... They look a bit like the folk duo, Simon and Garfunkel.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Yeah. Yeah, Mrs Robinson.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57I know you're not on the phone. So...
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Come on. Let's go.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Who were they?
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Antiquisearchers.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- FARMER BISHOP:- Hey, there!
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Don't worry, they won't bite. They're only being friendly.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Here he is.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I've been looking for you chaps. I've found this for you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Larry, this is Sophie.- Hi.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Pleasure. Pleasure.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29This is what I was telling you about.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Old Man Adam found these
0:25:31 > 0:25:33when he was ploughing, God knows how many years ago.
0:25:33 > 0:25:3430, 40 years ago...?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37They're probably nothing.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44You're right there, Larry. Probably worthless.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Well, you're welcome to have them.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Oh, no, no, no. You keep hold of them.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- Any idea where they were ploughed up? - I'm not exactly sure,
0:25:53 > 0:25:54but it wasn't in the paddock.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Don't go diggin' around down there.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Not allowed in the paddock.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Right you are, Larry.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06What do you think this is made of? Brass?
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Could be brass, Larry... Could be brass.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Come on, girls. Come on.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- HE WHISTLES - Come on.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- We gotta tell him.- Tell him what?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- You know damn well, what. That was gold.- So?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38We have a responsibility to report it.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Wrong. We don't have a responsibility to do anything.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43It's nothing to do with us.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Listen, you tell him what those things are
0:26:51 > 0:26:54and he'll be on the phone to the Eastern Daily press
0:26:54 > 0:26:57and this whole place will be crawling with stubble surfers
0:26:57 > 0:27:00faster than you can say Staffordshire Hoard.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Have plenty of time to report to our local Finds Liaison Officer
0:27:08 > 0:27:10when we actually find something.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13This could be a site of real importance!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Let's hope so.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Look, I'm not trying to do anything illegal or underhand.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21We didn't find those things.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Old Man Adam did, over 40 years ago.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27So, when we do find something, well, we'll...
0:27:27 > 0:27:29We'll go through the proper channels.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Declare it, all above board.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35But let's find it first. All right?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37BEEPING
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Told you. See?
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Venerable Bede...
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Full of shit.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02RAPID BEEPING
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Aha!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- What is it?- What you got?
0:28:15 > 0:28:16Ford Mustang.