0:00:02 > 0:00:05METAL DETECTOR BEEPS
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Found anything?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Not sure. It's a good signal though.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50What you got?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Nothing.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09# Will you search through the lonely Earth for me?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13# Climb through the briar and brambles?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17# I'll be your treasure
0:01:19 > 0:01:21# I'm waiting for you
0:01:23 > 0:01:26# I'm waiting for you. #
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh, this is hopeless. I'm not getting anything.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32We don't even know if we're in the right field.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Patience, grasshopper.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35If only Bishop could remember
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- roughly where they ploughed up the gold.- Mate...
0:01:39 > 0:01:40What?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Keep it down.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45What, you think the Antiquisearchers have bugged the field?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Well, I wouldn't put it past them.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Various gold artefacts were ploughed up...- What are you doing?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52..on this farm several decades ago
0:01:52 > 0:01:56and we think it's the site of an important Saxon ship burial!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57What are you doing, idiot?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Mate, there's no-one within a mile and a half.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Oh, something, anything, just to let us know we're on the right track.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12METAL DETECTOR BEEPING
0:02:12 > 0:02:13What you got?
0:02:16 > 0:02:1720p.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Don't knock it, mate.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Cheers.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Oh, cheers.- That didn't go down at all well.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Thought you were a vegetarian?
0:02:53 > 0:02:54I am.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57What you doing eating pork scratchings then?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- They're just crisps. They're just pork flavour.- No, they're not.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- They're pig skin.- Shut up.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Pork scratchings are fried pig skin, mate. Look at the ingredients.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10They can't sell packets of fried pig skin.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Shit!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- How long's this been going on? - It's always been so.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Nobody ever told me.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20So you still up for the open mic on Thursday?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I'm up for it if you are.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yeah. I think so.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26How you getting on with playing and standing up?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Not happening, mate. I'm thinking about making it my gimmick.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31What do you mean?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Well, Sandy Shaw performed barefoot,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Nick Drake performed with his back to the audience,
0:03:35 > 0:03:36I can perform cross-legged.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Sounds a bit pretentious. - No, it's not pretentious, is it?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44It's not an affectation because I can't actually do it standing up.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49What are they doing here?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50This isn't their pub.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Afternoon, ladies.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Infantile.- Are you?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm not playing that game.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59You're brave coming here.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04We hear some interesting artefacts were found on Bishop's farm.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Don't know what you're talking about.- Oh, I think you do.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08We haven't found anything,
0:04:08 > 0:04:12unless you consider drinks cans and barbed wire interesting.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I wouldn't expect you two personally to have found anything.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22I'm referring to various items of a possible historical interest
0:04:22 > 0:04:25that were shown to you by farmer Bishop.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Nope, sorry, you've lost us.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Whether or not you found the items,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33you have a responsibility to report anything
0:04:33 > 0:04:37that could be considered treasure trove to the district coroner.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38No, we don't.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh, so you do know what I'm talking about.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43No, we don't.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50You have 14 days to report the finds,
0:04:50 > 0:04:54otherwise I shall alert the relevant authorities myself.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Actually, 12 days now.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Christ, he can speak. - Is he allowed to talk?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02You're in trouble now, mate. You wait till he gets you home.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Come along, Paul. These amateurs are beneath us.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Always have to have the last word, don't you? Hmm?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18No.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24His name actually is Paul.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28How did they find out? Bishop must have told them.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Maybe you're right, maybe they bugged the field.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32What we going to do?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36That site's too important to lose. We have to defend it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40We have to get the full might of the DMDC on our side.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- All seven of them.- Exactly.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Blitz the place.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Let's go and talk to Terry, mobilise the troops.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54TWINKLY MUSIC
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Somebody's coming.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09What's that, love?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Somebody's coming.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Who?
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Two. One short, one thin.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Righto.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- DOORBELL - Oh, they're here.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Evening, Terence.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Hello, Lance. Hello, Andy. What can I do you for?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Oh, it's you. Hello. - Oh, hello, Sheila.- Hello, Sheila.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Would you like some lemonade? - Oh, no, thanks, Sheila.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51It's fresh.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'll have some, Sheila, thank you.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh, go on, then, yeah. That'll be nice.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yes, please, darling. Lovely.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04New acquisition, Terry?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Oh, no. No, just reordering.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10I thought I'd try them in denomination rather than date order.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh, interesting.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Obviously ordered chronologically within a denomination.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Obviously.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20THEY CHUCKLE
0:07:20 > 0:07:23So...to what do I owe the honour?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25It's Bishop's farm.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Is he standing in your way? He is, isn't he?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Well, it's hardly surprising.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I mean, if I had buried my wife in a shallow grave,
0:07:31 > 0:07:33the last people I'd be inviting onto my property
0:07:33 > 0:07:35would be men with spades.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36No, no, we've got the permission.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Really?- Yeah, he was delighted. Pretty much giving us free rein.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's what he's told us about the place.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- What's he told you?- Well, there's already been a dig at the farm,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48but it was years ago, before the war.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Dug a couple of trenches and then never returned.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54But then he showed us some things that had been ploughed up.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56What sort of things?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Well...important things. Beautiful things.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Gold and garnets.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Go on.- The other lot are sniffing around.- Antiquisearchers.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Are they?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- They've got wind of it, have they? - Apparently so.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14So we need the club, the full weight of the club, behind us.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- All seven of us. - What's he like, Bishop?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Mad as a frog, just like you said. - And has he mentioned the wife?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22He's mentioned her to me but he was in some sort of trance.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24What's he up to?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25He's up to something.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29And he's definitely given you permission to search the land?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30All except one field.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Well, that's where she is.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35We need to get up there.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Need to get over there soon, no time to lose.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- When then?- I can't tomorrow, I've got an essay to write.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Well, I'm busy the day after. - Wednesday?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- We need to rehearse for the gig. - You have a gig?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Open mic, White Horse. You should come.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Sounds good. Thursday? - That's the day of the gig.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Can't do Thursday then. The day after?- Perfect.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52All right, it's set.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, thanks, love.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Thanks, Sheila.- I thank you.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59The DMDC.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00- DMDC.- DMDC.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Wow. That's lemony.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Gosh, it really is, isn't it?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Well done, love. It's delicious.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Hello?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Hello. Mags, it's me, Lance.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, hello, love. Won't be a second.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Hello, love. You all right?
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yeah, good, you?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Yeah, good, I was... I was just out the back.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I brought you this back.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Oh, is that mine? - Yeah, it's your favourite.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh, yeah. Thanks, love.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- So are you still on for tomorrow? - What's tomorrow?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Music night, White Horse. - Yeah? Who's playing?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I am. I told you.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Me and Andy are doing one of my songs.- Oh, yeah, you said.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Oh, I thought that was next Thursday. Is that this Thursday?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Yeah, it's tomorrow. You said you could come.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25I'll have to see what Tony's doing.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Oh, forget... Don't worry about Tony.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I mean, if he can't make it, you should come on your own.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33All right, I'll see what Tony's doing. What time's it start?
0:10:33 > 0:10:357:30 start, I think, but I'll text you.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Who was it, Maggie? Said we should have closed up.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Oh, hello, Lance.- Tony.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Lance just invited us to a music night tomorrow night.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- We're not doing anything, are we? - I told you about it last week.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Don't think so, sounds good.- Great.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53We better carry on with our thing, Maggie.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Moving those boxes.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Just coming.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Oh, Lance, could you just flip the closed sign over
0:11:01 > 0:11:02on your way out, please?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Yeah, OK. I'll see you tomorrow night.- What's tomorrow night?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07The White Horse.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll see you there.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12See you, Lance.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25# You were my new age girl
0:11:25 > 0:11:28# You're the shine of the pearl You're the light of the fair
0:11:28 > 0:11:31# You're the tilt-a-whirl...
0:11:33 > 0:11:34# Tilt-a-whirl.... #
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, no.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Tilt-a!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Whirl.- What is a tilt-a-whirl?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- It's a fairground ride. Like a waltzer.- Right.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Come on, mate. I think it's sounding good.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I don't even think this was a good idea.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Hey, I'm looking forward to it.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57So is Becky.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Don't come. I don't want you to come.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07OK. And explain to me why I shouldn't be offended by that.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09It's going to be awful. I want to spare you the pain.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Oh, dear.- And it will cause you pain.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15You were so adamant.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I've set the class an easy homework so I can have the night off marking.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I bought you this as a way of saying please, don't come.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Cheers.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Honestly, it's going to be dreadful. You'll go off me.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29You'll see me up there on stage and you'll think, "What a prick.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30"What am I doing with him?"
0:12:30 > 0:12:33You're making it sound better and better.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35This is a spectacle I don't want to miss.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36(Please.)
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Will you give me a private performance another time?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Absolutely. Naked, if you want.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- No, clothed is fine. - Just not in front of a crowd.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47You're expecting a crowd?
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Oh, God, yeah. At least a crowd, probably more.- Oh.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53HE MOANS
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Becks coming?
0:12:58 > 0:13:04No, she... No, she really wanted to, but she's got marking to do.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06So, yeah, it's a shame.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27How about Maggie?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Eh?- Maggie?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- What about her?- Did you invite her?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Can't remember. May have done.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Who you looking for?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Just seeing who's here.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41You haven't met Tony, have you?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Maggie's new bloke?- Don't think so.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Massive knob.- Has he?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48No, he is one. Not he's got one.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51I've got no idea how big his knob is.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- I imagine it's probably tiny. - Probably.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57No, she'll turn up, and if she doesn't,
0:13:57 > 0:13:59it'll just be a nice, low-profile thing,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01practice run for the stadium tour.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I may have put it on Facebook.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh, balls, when?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Other night when I was feeling confident.- Nice.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Shit.- What?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Simon and Garfunkel.- More of them.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Is this pub an Antiquisearchers stronghold?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I don't know, where do they meet?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22WI on a Thursday.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Bollocks.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, well. What are they going to do?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Spotted.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Right, that's settled, we're not doing the song.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Deal. We'll get a drink.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Otherwise they've won. What are you having?- Pint, please.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Hiya.- Oh, hi, Sophe.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Andy, hello. - Who are you saying hello to?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You, who do you think?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Oh. You got Lance's message then?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58What message?
0:14:58 > 0:14:59On Facebook.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, yeah, yeah, thought I'd come down.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Cool, I don't actually know if we're going to be doing it after all.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06- What?- The song.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Oh, really? Why not?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Turns out this place is an Antiquisearchers bastion.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15They're all around. A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17We must be cautious.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19What are you drinking?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- A pint, please. Where are you sitting?- Down there.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh, blimey. Hello, everyone.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I did put it on Facebook.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Oh, that's blown it.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I guess we're doing the song after all.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- We're looking forward to it, aren't we, love?- Yes.- What's it called?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Er... Wait and see.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Is it a sad song? I love sad songs.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Is it, Lance?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Is it a sad song?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56No, not especially.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Is it about your ex-wife?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01No, why'd you say that?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Because of the way you keep going on about her.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- I do not.- Is she coming tonight?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I don't know. Does anyone want a drink?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'll get them. Pint?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Pint? Pintosh?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Coke?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Sheila, what are you having?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Pina Colada.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I'm not sure they'll have that at the White Horse.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24I'll check. But if they don't?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Snowball.- Snowball, got it.
0:17:07 > 0:17:14Cheers, everybody who have come here to folk it up at the White Horse.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17First up, Johnny Piper.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20APPLAUSE
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Hey.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41# Would you search the lonely Earth for me?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44# Climb through the briar and bramble?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49# I'll be your treasure
0:17:56 > 0:18:00# I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind
0:18:00 > 0:18:03# I knew the call of all the songbirds
0:18:03 > 0:18:06# They sang all the wrong words
0:18:09 > 0:18:13# I'm waiting for you
0:18:13 > 0:18:17# I'm waiting for you... #
0:18:41 > 0:18:43APPLAUSE
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Is she here? I can't see her.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Thank you, Johnny, lovely stuff,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52and moving right along,
0:18:52 > 0:18:55please welcome Lance Stater and Andy Stone.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57DMDC CHEERING
0:19:30 > 0:19:31This is New Age Girl.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51# Back when the sky was clear and blue
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# I met a girl who looked like you
0:20:01 > 0:20:06# But when she opened her arms I fell clean through
0:20:08 > 0:20:11# And now I don't know what to do
0:20:13 > 0:20:18# Because you were my new age girl
0:20:18 > 0:20:22# You're the shine in the pearl You're the lights of the fair
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# You're the tilt-a-whirl
0:20:26 > 0:20:30# And when I fell, I paid the price
0:20:33 > 0:20:38# You found a man who took a slice of your love
0:20:40 > 0:20:44# He erected a circle of stones around your heart
0:20:46 > 0:20:52# And like a tear and share he tore us apart
0:20:52 > 0:20:57# Because you were my new age girl
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# You're the shine in the pearl
0:20:59 > 0:21:04# You're the lights of the fair You're the tilt-a-whirl
0:21:04 > 0:21:08# You're the sun, you're the moon
0:21:08 > 0:21:12# You're the light in the room
0:21:12 > 0:21:16# You were my new age girl. #
0:21:19 > 0:21:21APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Double whisky?- Yes, please.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Right, you'll have to take a ten minute break
0:21:36 > 0:21:38while the next act parks the van.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43That was good.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Shut up.- It was.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Well, it was better than I thought it was going to be
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- but that's not really saying very much.- I liked it.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Why was Lance on a toadstool? Has he got piles?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54No, he can't play unless he's sitting cross-legged.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Seriously?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58That is brilliant.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Hello?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Hello.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Hi.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- You came down?- Yup.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I was bored and that wine you bought was a bit shit.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13This is Sophie.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Hello, Sophie.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16- Sophie, this is...- Becky.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Becky. This is Becky.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Hi, Becky.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Well, this is nice.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Sit down, I'll get you a drink. What are you having?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Just an orange juice, thanks. - Great. Really? Sit down.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32I'll get it.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Maggie didn't turn up.- Becky's here.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Oh, yeah. Hello, Becks. You all right?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Yeah, good thanks, Lance. Second thoughts, I'm going to head off.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Oh, OK, I'll see you at home.- Yeah.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Bye, Lance.- Cheers.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15She was nice.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Oh, shit.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Becks!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Becks!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Who the hell is she? - Just someone from the club.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Just someone from the club who you hold hands with?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33We weren't holding hands.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36She was holding my hand for moral support.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- How old is she?- I don't know.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Yes, you do.- 23.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Brilliant.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42- Thanks.- There's nothing going on.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Really? Then why didn't you want me to come tonight?- I told you.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Because I thought it was going to be crap.- And was it?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Actually it was OK, we were quite pleased.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56You're pathetic. You're having a pathetic, little midlife crisis.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Go on, leave me for a younger woman
0:23:58 > 0:24:01and get a pair of leather trousers and a motorbike while you're at it.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13What would you get?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15A Triumph Bonneville, probably.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Or a Kawasaki.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18She calm down eventually?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Sort of.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22You spoken to Maggie?
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Yeah.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Why didn't she come?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28She had no recollection of me ever mentioning it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh, well.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Here he is.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Hello, Terry.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Hello, chaps. Sorry, I'm a bit late. Flamenco class.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Has to be done.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41So here we are. Bishop's farm.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Thought I'd never see the day.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Anyone else coming?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48No, no, no. There's plenty of time to get them involved later on.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50I thought we could do a bit ourselves, you know.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Have a bit of a recce.- Really?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Is he around?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Bishop? I haven't seen him.- Oh.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00And which is the field he told you to stay out of?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02The paddock on the Birchwood Road.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Told us not to go digging down there.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Right, that's where we want to start then.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Really? We sort of gave him our word.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15What is under there that he doesn't want people digging up, eh?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17That is where she is.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21If he comes along, challenges me, I'll just plead ignorance.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Here.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You let me know if you find anything.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Press that button to speak, let it go to listen.- Will do.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32And always say "over" at the end of a transmission.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Copy that.- Ten four.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40He's on a different mission.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Thinks he's back on the force, the glory days.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Wants to find Mrs Bishop. Crack a cold case.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Over.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38So he's got five
0:26:38 > 0:26:42on the life and works of PG Wodehouse.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Onto the general knowledge round.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46First question -
0:26:46 > 0:26:51What flightless bird is an unofficial symbol of New Zealand?
0:26:51 > 0:26:57Matey answers kangaroo. I mean, where do I start?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Don't have to. - No, I shouldn't have to.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06They're not biting. Shall we call it a day?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Suppose.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Come in, Terry, over.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Go ahead, over.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18We're thinking of calling it a day.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Over.
0:27:30 > 0:27:35Right you are. I've got a target here, it's quite big and quite deep.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37It's probably a pipe or a gate post,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40but I'm going to throw down a sondage and check it out anyway.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Over.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Well, we'll give it about ten minutes
0:27:43 > 0:27:45then we'll head down to that pub on the corner?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Over.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50See you in there. Over and out.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03EXPLOSION
0:28:09 > 0:28:10Shit.