0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains some strong language
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- Did you hear about old Jeff Mouzel? - What about him?- Dead.- No. How?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Fell off Beachy Head.- Fell off?
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Yeah.- Not jumped?- No.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- Jeez, that's unlucky.- I know.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- What was he doing there? - Oh, he always used to go down there.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26You know how people throw themselves off Beachy Head?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Well, a lot of people throw their wedding rings off when they're getting divorced.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Jeff, he used to detect on the rocks below the cliff.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Found hundreds of them there.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Anyway, he was on his way down and he was wearing this massive cagoule.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Acted like a sail, caught the wind, blew him off the edge.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Pity it didn't act like a parachute on the way down.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Well, apparently it did to a certain extent, but not enough to save him.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Certainly gave him enough time to contemplate his imminent demise.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hang on. Something's happening.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59So Terry was right.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Bishop didn't want us digging cos he buried his wife down there.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06If that's the case, why did he let us anywhere on his farm?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Yeah, they're removing the remains. - Body bag?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Tupperware.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30BEEPING
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- It's still in there. - It's rubbish, mate. Leave it.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37It's showing the same reading as the gold I found. I'm not leaving it.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- So...you were saying you were round at Becky's mum's.- Yeah.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Becky wasn't in. She'd gone out with some bloke from work.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Becky's mum told you that?- Yeah, told me with glee. She hates me.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Well, what bloke?- Gay Martin.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Right.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- He doesn't sound too much of a threat.- Jeez, this is deep.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Whatever this is, it's been in there a long time.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03So, anyway, I phoned, left a message, nothing.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08I think I'm losing her. I think I might have already lost her.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Look, there, a glint of gold.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12There. Look!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- I saw a glint of gold there. A coin. - Where?- This side of the hole, look.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Fucking pound coin.- No.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Fucking pound coin.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- What's that doing nearly two foot under the ground?- How old is it?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- This year's.- Are you kidding me?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's brand new.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Right, that's it. I've had it.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56What am I even doing? I found my gold.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- I don't need to be doing this any more.- What do you mean?- I'm done.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- What, detecting? - Yeah. That was the last straw.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Come on, mate. - No. That's it for me.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Done.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Andy.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Andy!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23What about me?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Hello, Lance. You all right?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23What's going on?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25See the sign?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- There's no apostrophe in bargains. - Pardon?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Doesn't matter. What are you doing?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Closing down.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35But I thought, you know, you asked if I could lend you the rent.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- I didn't say I wouldn't.- Oh, it was obvious you didn't want to.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's probably best we move to where Tony can get a better job
0:04:41 > 0:04:43and make a new start.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46But I was going to, you know, look into my finances
0:04:46 > 0:04:49and I think I can probably help you out with some of it.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Well, I need all of it or nothing, really.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Some of it won't help.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Well, maybe if I... - Bloody hell, Maggie!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Do you have to leave stuff everywhere?- Nearly broke my neck.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03All right, Lance? Come to lend a hand?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I'm sending the stock back to the warehouse.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I can get a 50% refund on some things.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11And then I'm putting together gift boxes of assorted stuff.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Sort of spiritual survival packs. - That was my idea.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15It was Tony's idea.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Dream catcher, pack of tarot, joss sticks, a few other bits of tat.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- It's not tat!- Sorry, not tat, crap.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Tony!- She loves it.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26No, I don't, you bastard.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Oi.- Ow.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Want a cup of tea, Lance? - Yeah, go on, then.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Protein shake, please. - Nothing for you.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40It's not a done deal yet, mate.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Could still be a stay of execution.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Nothing's been signed. You could still save the shop.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Me?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Yeah. Come on, mate.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Help her out. You can afford it.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- What do you mean?- You know.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Your windfall and all that. Your lottery win.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Maggie told me.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- How did she know? - She told me ages ago.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07She opened up a letter by mistake, didn't she?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10We've always known. I thought you knew we knew.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11I didn't know you knew.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Why do you think she's so keen to keep you hanging around?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Go on.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22If you help us out, we won't have to move.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm not that keen to be going, if I'm honest,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28and you get to see her whenever you want.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Or have you blown all your winnings on your collections?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Do you take sugar, Lance? I can't remember.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Hiya, mate.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00If you get this, just wondering if you're coming down the club
0:07:00 > 0:07:02for this open day thing.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06You're not serious about giving up, are you?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Give us a call.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Cheers.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05What time is it?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Quarter to four.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Did you hand out the flyers, Russell?- I told you I did.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- All of them?- Yes, all of them.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Louise, do you want to go and check outside?- Not really, Terry.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I doubt if there's a queue of people wondering how they get in.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Maybe we should open the door. - That'll help.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38- Does anyone want their face painted? - I'm all right, thanks.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hugh?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42No, thank you, Sheila.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Russell?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Go on, Russell. Show willing.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- What can you do? - I could make you into a black man.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Black...?- Not really appropriate, love.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58A Chinese man?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Perhaps we should all get made up as clowns.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Come on, Russell. Let's stay positive.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Is this meant to be a fundraiser or a recruitment drive?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Well, both, really. Primarily a fundraiser.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Right. How much have we raised so far?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- All right. Don't be facetious.- Mm.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Perhaps we should charge for the tea and coffee.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Well, you've got a nerve showing up here.- I know.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- I need to explain. - I'm not sure we're interested.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Look, I was used.- Yeah, so were we.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I thought the Antique Researchers were the good guys.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45They told me you were the treasure hunters, stealing their permissions.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50They were just taking the information I was giving them and moving into your land.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Are you an idiot? You're not able to spot a wanker when you see one?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Oh, I'm quite capable of spotting a wanker when I see one, Lance.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- You calling me a wanker? - All right, that's enough.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Wanker.- You wanker. - Are you?- No, you are.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05That's enough!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Look, be that as it may, the damage has been done.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Well, maybe I can undo some of the damage.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- You've actually sold it?- Yep.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Prove it.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23There.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I thought we could go away somewhere crap.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29You'll always hold it against me. Whenever we argue,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32you'll bring it up and say I made you give up metal detecting.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Well, then, let's not argue.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Good idea.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Anyway, I won't. I'm done with detecting.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Look, I found this.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Wow.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- What are you going to do with it? - It's yours. I want you to have it.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Thanks.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55What am I going to do with it?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I thought we could have it melted down, made into a ring.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Really?- Yeah.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Are you asking me to...?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13You don't need to do that.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15OK, thanks.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Well?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Will you marry me?
0:11:21 > 0:11:22We've split up.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25OK, will you go out with me?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Yeah, OK. - And then will you marry me?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yeah, OK.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I don't believe you've really given up detecting, though.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I have. I promise.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49You'll keep going off for secret detecting trips with Lance.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Like Brokeback Mountain.- Oh, please!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- You'd be lost without your hobby. - I'll get a new hobby.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Like what?- Golf.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Right.- Or fishing.- Brilliant.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I've come to take you home, Becks. Please come home.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10When you say you've come to take me home,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13how have you come to take me home? You haven't got a car.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Yeah...all right if we take your car?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- And you can't drive.- No.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22All right if you drive?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24You are so gallant.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Can I have a lift?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28My hero.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Cheers.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Have you seen Maggie?- Yeah.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Did you give her the money?- No.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46She didn't even remember if I take sugar in my tea.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Do you?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Course I do. It's bloody tea.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53All right.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, my God. It's Bishop.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- I thought he was banged up. - Maybe he escaped.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Larry?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh, there you are.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Be careful, he might have a shooter on him.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- I've been looking for you chaps. - Everything all right?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Last time I saw you, you had handcuffs on.- Bloody nightmare.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Spent the night in the cells, can you believe it?- What happened?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16They thought I'd killed someone.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Found some bones, thought I'd killed my wife.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- My wife's in Braintree, for God's sake.- Whose bones were they?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Dog bones. I mean, you'd think you'd check, wouldn't you,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29before they started arresting people?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Which brings me to why I'm looking for you.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- My stupid mutts have disappeared off the face of the planet.- Really?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Not a sign, hide nor hair.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41I thought I asked you chaps to keep an eye on them.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Ah, well, they gave us the slip, Larry.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Yes, well, I'm not surprised. They're a bit of a handful.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Keep your eyes peeled, will you?
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Oh, Larry!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Everything all right with the farm? - Oh, they've all cleared off.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Who?- All of them. Deserted.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59The CID left when they realised there wasn't a murder,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02forensic boys went with them, and then the history chaps,
0:14:02 > 0:14:04the archaeologists, followed soon after.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06So they didn't find anything?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08No, not a sausage.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11So we're free to come and detect on your land, then?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Well, you are. She's not.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Why not?- I thought you were with the bad chaps. The rogues.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Oh, no, that's all been sorted now, Larry.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- She's made amends, She's one of us now.- Oh, right.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Oh, jolly good.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I didn't like them. Threw them off.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Wise move.- Mm. Didn't trust them.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33They reminded me of... what do you call them?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Simon and Garfunkel.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Arseholes!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Anyway, come along and keep your eyes open
0:14:39 > 0:14:41for those hounds, will you?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Will do.- Cheerio.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Bye.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Hello, mate.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Why, where are you?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02What is it?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05All right. See you in a bit.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Can we stop off at the brewers? - Who's there?- Lance.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Here we go!- And Sophie.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Super!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Lance has got something to tell me.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- And you've got something to tell him.- What, about us?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19No, that you've given up detecting.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Oh, yeah, we don't need to... Let's not mention that for the moment.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27I have given up detecting but I think he's going to be upset
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- so I want to break it to him gently. - I wish I knew how to quit you.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Shut up.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Sophie has grassed up the Antique Researchers to the National Council
0:15:37 > 0:15:39for scattering copper nails across our site.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44The DMDC have been absorbing the disillusioned Antique Researchers
0:15:44 > 0:15:48and we are now officially affiliated with both the museum
0:15:48 > 0:15:50and the university.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54The police have left Bishop's farm, the MoD have left Bishop's farm
0:15:54 > 0:15:57and the archaeologists have left Bishop's farm.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Bishop has been released without charge.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02The bones they found were dog's bones
0:16:02 > 0:16:05and Bishop's invisible dogs have disappeared.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Sorry? His invisible dogs have disappeared?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Yep. Vanished.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Well, that is going to make them doubly hard to find.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- So...- It's all back on.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- You mean we can...?- Yeah.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Bishop's farm is finally ours and I suggest we start digging here.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I mean, imagine what they've brought up to the surface.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Why were they digging in that field? - Site of a previous excavation.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Did they find anything?- No.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35On neither occasion.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Right. And you still think that's the right place?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Well, it's a good place to start.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43On a site that's twice been searched but yielded nothing.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46All right, geography degree, where should we be searching?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Well...
0:16:51 > 0:16:55..if you're talking about a high status royal Saxon ship burial,
0:16:55 > 0:16:58it would have been on the highest point of the landscape
0:16:58 > 0:17:02with clear views of the sea, which is this point here.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05But you can't see the sea from Bishop's farm.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You can't now. In Elizabethan times, pine woodlands were planted
0:17:08 > 0:17:11which thrive in this naturally acidic soil.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15But in the 6th and 7th centuries that soil would have meant hardly any native trees at all,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18giving clear views all the way to Southy Creek in the east
0:17:18 > 0:17:20and the River Crouch in the south.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Look, you can't see it now because a lot of this land has been built up
0:17:24 > 0:17:27or forested, but clear away all these features
0:17:27 > 0:17:30and look at the natural contours. There's a clear passage.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34They would have sailed the ship up the river to this point here,
0:17:34 > 0:17:38taken it out of the water, brought it up the valley
0:17:38 > 0:17:40to this point...
0:17:40 > 0:17:42here.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46What?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51No, I mean...
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I see what you're saying.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Mm...it's interesting, certainly.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00But I'm just worried that, erm...
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Well, it's interesting.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08So you think this field here?
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Yeah, right there.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Is this still Bishop's land? - Yeah. Here.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Well, we should get right down there.- Soon as.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Be there in an hour.- Yeah.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- I'll give you a lift.- Cheers.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20We'll take the stuff.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25This has got to be a first. Woman reads map.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29One more time, Becks, and then I'll give up.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31It's your fault. You shouldn't have pointed it out.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34It's no skin off my nose. You were adamant you had given up detecting.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38It's the last time, I promise. We're going find something this time.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- You're going to find it more difficult than you think.- Why?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- You've sold your detector.- Bollocks.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58What the fuck is that?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Yeah, I know.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02No, seriously, what the fuck is that?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Does that say Power Rangers?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- The stickers will peel off. - No, leave them. I think they're cool.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- I sold my detector. It's a downgrade.- Downgrade?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Better off with a paper plate on the end of a stick.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16What sort of penetration is that going to give?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19It's only going to pick up things that are on the surface.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23You're better off blindfolding yourself, make it more exciting.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Luckily, I've brought a spare. - Thank God.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Yeah, not for you, Green Power Ranger. You've made your own bed.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32For you, Becky.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Oh, right. Cheers.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Andy will walk you through the features.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39It's a simple enough machine. Not as simple as his divining rod!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Here. See if it works.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49"It's morphing time!"
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Got your headphones? - Doesn't have a jack.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Volume?- No. Just on or off.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Right, well, you're going to be detecting
0:20:00 > 0:20:03right at the far end of that field.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Who's this?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Looks like Simon and Garfunkel.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Welly, welly, well, well, well. What do we have here?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Piss off, Phil.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Hello. What's this? A new detector?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22It's all I need.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26It's the Fisher Price My First Metal Detector.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Sweet.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Funny.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Why are you here, Phil?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I just came down to tell you, this isn't over.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Not by a long shot. - ALL:- Shut up, Paul.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39This site is too important to be bungled by a bunch of amateurs.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Bungled?- Yeah, bungled.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Because that's all you're capable of doing.- Bungling.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Yes, you idiot.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52And when the NCMD find out what a slipshod operation you're running,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54we will be reinstated.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Oi! Get off my land! I thought I told you two to stay away!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01This pathway is a public right of way.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02I don't want you on it.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06We have a civil right to be on this land. There's nothing you can do.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'll set the dogs on you.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- What dogs?- Come on, girls! Come on. Let's be having you!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Come on, after them!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Come on, girlies! Come on, girls! Come on.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- DOGS BARK - Let's be having you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Go on, after them! After them!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Go on, that's it. Good girls.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Good girl. Come here.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Good girls. Lovely girl. Well done.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Public right of way, my arse.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I'll say who can come on to my farm or not.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Thanks, Mr Bishop.- Larry.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- So you found the dogs, then? - No, these are new ones.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Ex forensic sniffer dogs. Probably give me no end of trouble.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Oh, well, they're lovely, Larry. - Aren't they lovely?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Idiot animals.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Well, if you're happy, I'll be off.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- Let me know if you find any treasure, won't you?- Will do.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Come on, girlies. Come on, let's be having you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Jolly good. Good girls.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Come on, keep up. Come on, stop sniffing over there.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- See you soon.- Bye.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Jolly good.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Well, we'll start off in that corner over there.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19"It's morphing time!"
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Good luck!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35We could swap if you like. This one might be simpler to understand.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38No, thanks. I'm all right with this one.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Sure?- Yep.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I want to hang on to that one, though.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Yeah?- Yep.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Why is that, then? - Someone might need it.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Really?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Yep.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- You know, don't you?- Yeah.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- How do you know?- Lance told me.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09No, I figured it out for myself but Lance confirmed it.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Are you pleased?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Yeah.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I found my gold.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Why do you want to give up?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I don't, but, you know.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31No, I don't know.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Becky can't even begin to comprehend this.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Well, why do you want her to?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Because it's important to me. I want her to understand it.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Well, she does understand that it's important to you.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45That's enough, isn't it? You don't need her to get into it.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47It's a hobby, that's all.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Men have hobbies and women don't understand them, that's the way it's always been.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55I mean, how many female train spotters are there?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58How many women commit to an afternoon
0:24:58 > 0:25:02reorganising their vinyl in alphabetical order?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05You don't want to spend an evening with a beautiful woman
0:25:05 > 0:25:09just comparing comic book collections, do you?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12What you want is your partner to...
0:25:12 > 0:25:17shake her head, roll her eyes and look at you
0:25:17 > 0:25:19and say...
0:25:19 > 0:25:21"You and your hobbies!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24"I'll never understand men."
0:25:24 > 0:25:26BEEPING
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I had a friend once.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37He had a cactus.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Same cactus sitting on his windowsill for 15 years.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45And then one day, someone gave him a second cactus.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49And within six months...
0:25:51 > 0:25:54..he had to move to a bigger house
0:25:54 > 0:25:57with enough space for his cactus collection.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Now, a woman, she could have...
0:26:02 > 0:26:04two, three cacti,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07and she'd say...
0:26:08 > 0:26:11.."Yes, that's probably enough cacti for me."
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- What have you got?- Ring-pull.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26'86...
0:26:26 > 0:26:28shandy bass.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Pub?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Go on, then.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38There's always tomorrow.
0:26:57 > 0:27:02# Will you search through the lonely earth for me
0:27:02 > 0:27:06# Climb through the briar brambles
0:27:06 > 0:27:11# I'll be your treasure
0:27:17 > 0:27:21# I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# I need the call of all the songbirds
0:27:24 > 0:27:29# They sang all the wrong words
0:27:30 > 0:27:33# I'm waiting for you
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# I'm waiting for you
0:27:40 > 0:27:44# Mmm-mmm-mmm
0:27:44 > 0:27:49# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
0:27:49 > 0:27:53# Mmm-mmm-mmm
0:27:53 > 0:27:57# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm... #
0:27:59 > 0:28:03My mate Paul, he collected collections.
0:28:03 > 0:28:07Wrote a memoir - Recollections of a Collection Collector.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11As far as I know, it's still unpublished.
0:28:17 > 0:28:22# Will you swim through the brine and sea for me
0:28:22 > 0:28:27# Roll along the ocean's floor
0:28:27 > 0:28:32# I'll be your treasure
0:28:37 > 0:28:42# And with the ghost of the men who can never sing again
0:28:42 > 0:28:48# There's a place, follow me, where a love lost at sea
0:28:50 > 0:28:54# Is waiting for you
0:28:55 > 0:28:59# Is waiting for you. #