Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11Did you hear about old Bob Cromer?

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- What about him?- Exhumed, mate.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- What?- Grave robbed.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18By who?!

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Nobody knows. Night hawks.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26Rumour has it he was buried with some of his best finds.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30James I guinea, medieval posy ring, that Viking torc.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34They came in the night and dug him up.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Unbelievable.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- The things some people'll do for gold.- Yeah.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Poor old Bob.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Bet he never thought he'd end up on that end of a detector.

0:00:59 > 0:01:04# Will you search through the lonely earth for me?

0:01:04 > 0:01:09# Climb through the briar and bramble

0:01:09 > 0:01:14# I'll be your treasure

0:01:14 > 0:01:18# I'm waiting for you

0:01:18 > 0:01:22# I'm waiting for you... #

0:01:28 > 0:01:31BIRDSONG

0:01:34 > 0:01:35No...

0:01:35 > 0:01:38The idea of what is considered beautiful

0:01:38 > 0:01:40changes through time.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Like...

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Well, back in the Tudor period,

0:01:46 > 0:01:49you might've been considered really attractive.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53You know, scrawny, a bit of beard and the hair.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Stick a ruff around your neck,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59you could've been one of Lizzie I's favourites.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Right, and how far back in time would you have to go

0:02:01 > 0:02:03before YOU were considered attractive?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Oh, no, no, no, I...

0:02:05 > 0:02:07My time is right around the corner.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Within the next couple of years, I reckon.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19METAL DETECTOR BEEPS

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I'm going to call it a day and head into town.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28I said I'd drop by the library.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Sophie's meeting Peter to research that plane crash.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33I can't get into it.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35It's not old enough.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38If it hasn't been forgotten, I'm not interested.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- I'm on a different quest. - Oh, yeah. What's that, then?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Oh, I dunno.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49My heart has followed all my days something I cannot name.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Blimey.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Yeah, I won't be able to rest until I've danced the gold dance.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58You're not coming, then?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- No, got plans. - Oh, yeah, what you doin'?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Um? Oh, er, I gotta pop into Screwfix.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10What you got?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Boat.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15- What, a boat?- Hmm?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18No, B-O-A-T - Bit Off A Tractor.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19HE SNORTS

0:03:22 > 0:03:24What, haven't you heard that one?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Course I haven't. You just made it up.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, it's an old one, that is, like POACH.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Go on.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Part Of A Combine Harvester?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Bullshit.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Hi.- Hello.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- How are you?- Good.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Um, listen, thank you for helping me out with this.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's all right.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- I'm a sucker for a bit of research. - You're a what?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Doesn't matter. - THEY LAUGH

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Are any of the others coming down? - I don't think so.- That's good.- Yeah?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Yeah, they were all so enthusiastic, especially the main guy.- Terry.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- I'm worried they'll be disappointed. - How come?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well, even if we find the crash site,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- I don't think there'll be much left of the plane.- Oh.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18We're used to not finding very much at the DMDC, that's what we do best.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20HE LAUGHS

0:04:21 > 0:04:23MUSIC POUNDS INSIDE

0:04:23 > 0:04:26DAVID ESSEX: # Flying high

0:04:26 > 0:04:30# I've got a lot of love inside

0:04:30 > 0:04:34# Is there love enough now to get me through?

0:04:34 > 0:04:40# Yeah, I know now where I'm going to

0:04:40 > 0:04:44# Not to lose now, but to win

0:04:44 > 0:04:49# Tell me, how do I begin?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53# I've a dream

0:04:53 > 0:04:57# Silver dream machine... #

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Me?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06I'm in fruit and veg.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm in fruit and vegetables.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Did you know...90% of onions are consumed in their country of origin?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Hmm.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24There's hardly any international trade in onions.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26What, this old thing?

0:05:26 > 0:05:27HE LAUGHS

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Oh, thank you. Well, I've had it for years.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Do I drive?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Well, you, er...

0:05:37 > 0:05:41You might have seen that yellow car parked up outside? The, er...?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Yes.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46TR7.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Do you know about them?

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Well, I've, er, I've actually done quite a lot of work on her.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Re-sprayed her Aztec Yellow,

0:05:54 > 0:05:56whereas the original would've been...

0:05:57 > 0:05:59That's right.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00..Mimosa Yellow.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03And you, er...?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Do you have a car?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Really?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13What, the one in, er...

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Back To The Future?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I've given myself a year off.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I was fed up with my job, so I jacked it in

0:06:21 > 0:06:23and I'm travelling for a year.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I wrote a list of things I want to achieve in this year

0:06:26 > 0:06:29and one of those things was to find my grandfather's resting place

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- and lay a wreath. - That's really nice.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I've been wanting to for a long time.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37This year is the year for getting things done.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41So what else is on your list? Don't say bungee jumping.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Catch a big fish.- OK.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Fall in love.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Wait, isn't that on everybody's list all of the time?- Is it?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51I don't know. Wasn't on mine for a long time.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52But I'm ready now.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55I'm going to make a concerted effort.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Right, yeah, cos that's usually how it happens(!)

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Yeah?- Yeah, sure! I mean, you decide to fall in love,

0:07:01 > 0:07:04you try really hard and then you fall in love(!)

0:07:04 > 0:07:08- You're being sarcastic.- Yeah! - Well done, very clever.- Thank you!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10HE LAUGHS

0:07:10 > 0:07:13So what qualities are you looking for in your new love?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Sarcasm.- Hmm!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20As discussed, the summer fair is going to be Dickens-themed

0:07:20 > 0:07:24and I'd like all attending staff in Victorian dress, if you would.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Um, this costume hire company has a nice range.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Expensive, but worth it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31As I'm sure you're all aware, last year,

0:07:31 > 0:07:36Oakfield Lane Primary School raised £5,000 at their annual fete

0:07:36 > 0:07:39and I'm determined we're going to beat that.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Um...could I ask you all

0:07:43 > 0:07:45not to double park outside the front of the school?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Mr Dale had to get to Asda yesterday and he couldn't get out.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Well, where are we supposed to go, then?!

0:07:50 > 0:07:55I'm having to park further and further away and walk the rest.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57You only live a mile away, Janet.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Exactly!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01It's hardly worth me driving in at all.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04We need to sort out some more parking spaces.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Hi.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Hey, Lance.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- It's Andy. - Oh, yeah, Lance is the other guy.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Funny little guy.- Funny little guy? - Yeah, you know.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34HE LAUGHS Hmm.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36- How's it going?- Good, good.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39We found a newspaper article and Sophie's gone to get coffee.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Oh, great. Can I see?- Yeah.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46This is from the morning after the crash, there's no photo

0:08:46 > 0:08:49and they just said it was near Henbury - nothing more specific.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52But it does say that the plane came straight down nose-first

0:08:52 > 0:08:55and pretty much buried itself in the ground.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- And does it mention the crew? - Um...

0:08:58 > 0:09:00No, I don't think so.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Right, well, I found a list of their names online.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05It doesn't say what happened to them, but it does say

0:09:05 > 0:09:08that they're all accounted for, which I don't understand.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Which was your grandfather? - Let me see.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Yeah, here - Reinfrit Schneider.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Forward gunner.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Right.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Here's Sophie.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Andy! I thought you said you might not be able to make it?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Yeah, but I managed to.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Great.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Can I...?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Yeah, yeah.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37So...

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Peter showed me the article.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Yeah. I'm hopin' other papers might have photographs of the crash site,

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- so we should carry on looking.- Yeah.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- It's quite a lot to go through, actually.- Right.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Shall we just crack on with that, then, or did you want to...?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Oh, no, yeah, I'll... I'll let you crack on with that.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I've got some shopping to do, so....

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- See you later.- Yep, see ya.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Cheers.- Cheers, Lance.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11It's Andy.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Andy.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20The residents of Whitehall Lodge are complaining that the parents

0:10:20 > 0:10:22are parking their cars in the residents-only parking bays.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26We must make sure that the parents know they're not allowed to do that.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Similarly, parents are parking on the yellow zigzag lines

0:10:30 > 0:10:32in front of the school and we must make sure they know

0:10:32 > 0:10:36they can't do that, even if they're just dropping off.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39SHE SIGHS: Er, any other business?

0:10:39 > 0:10:44- Frances?- Are we allowed to park on Meadow View Road?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47It's just it doesn't say anywhere it's residents-only.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51But they're claiming the same parking restrictions stretch around

0:10:51 > 0:10:56from Church Road, even though there aren't any, um...signs.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- JANET:- Well, if there aren't any signs,

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- it means there aren't any parking restrictions!- Right.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- So can I park there?- No!

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Becky?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Sorry, I have to go.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Hey.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22I've just walked out of a stupid staff meeting!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Cos they're all a bunch of small-minded idiots, who can only

0:11:25 > 0:11:28talk about how bloody difficult it is to park their fucking cars!

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Bloody hell, you sound furious. Are you all right?

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Hang on, hang on a second, Becks.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- SHE SIGHS:- It made me realise, Andy, I really need to get out of here.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49I want to talk to you some more about this VSO thing.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50'I think we should do it, the three of us.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54'You should hear Martin talking about it - it sounds wonderful.'

0:11:55 > 0:11:57'Andy?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59'Andy?'

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Sorry, I got distracted. I'll see you at home.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04SHE SIGHS DEEPLY

0:12:04 > 0:12:08MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYS, SOFT CHATTER

0:12:11 > 0:12:13MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Er, I'd better take this.- Mm-hmm.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Hello?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22All right, it's me. Where are you?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh...

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I told you - Screwfix.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh, yeah. I forgot.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Have they got a mariachi band playing?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- MEXICAN MUSIC CONTINUES - Oh, yeah, I know...

0:12:34 > 0:12:36They're having a Mexican afternoon.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Er, no, I just...

0:12:39 > 0:12:43I forgot to ask whether you're going to the club.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45All right.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46I'll see you there.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Oh, can you get me some masonry nails?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Galvanised.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Yeah, OK. Mmm.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57I better go - they're bringing out the pinata.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Adios.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Hello?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'm in here.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28All right, sweary!

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Was I swearing a lot?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Yeah, an unnecessary amount, I'd say.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Oh, God! I was just about to break!

0:13:36 > 0:13:40I'd had all that I could take of their petty parking problems

0:13:40 > 0:13:42and their fete, for goodness' sake!

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Are you rapping?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45No, I think it was just a fluke.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Say something else.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I want a change, Andy!

0:13:48 > 0:13:49I want to get out of that school

0:13:49 > 0:13:52and try something else, go somewhere else.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- No, none of that really rhymed. - I wasn't trying to rhyme.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oh, sorry, what were you saying?

0:13:57 > 0:13:58- Doesn't matter. - BABY FUSSES

0:13:58 > 0:14:02They can't fire you, can they, for storming out of a staff meeting?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I didn't storm, I just left.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07We'd really be up shit creek if you lost your job.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- I want to show you this. - Don't hand in your notice just yet.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, you'll never guess what I saw.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Looks like Lance has taken our advice to try internet dating.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I saw him holding hands with a girl,

0:14:18 > 0:14:20when he said he was going to the DIY shop.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Yeah, nobody we know?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- No, really young, much younger than him.- How young?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Twenties.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29They were in a cafe. He didn't see me.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31And they were...holding hands?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Well, yeah, touching hands, flirting.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36He was adamant he wasn't going to try it,

0:14:36 > 0:14:38but I don't know how else he could've met her so fast.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Why don't you just ask him?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Nah, he can tell me when he's ready.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45What's that? What's that?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47That's a denarius.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Can you say "silver denarius of Marcus Aurelius"?

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Nah.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Here it is. It seems it came down so straight and so fast

0:14:59 > 0:15:02that the hole sort of filled itself in afterwards.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Always fill in your holes.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Bad taste, Russell.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08It was so deep, they just left it.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09It looks like it's never been disturbed.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11And look - this tower.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Yeah, that's St Giles.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I can see this tower from where I park my camper.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Well, that's where we should start.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Can you tell where this photo was taken from?

0:15:19 > 0:15:20It's hard to tell.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Yeah, you can only see the top of the church.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25We should get down there and have a look.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Listen, Terry, um... if we find the site,

0:15:27 > 0:15:32I'll need to apply for a licence of Ministry of Defence to dig it.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35I was wondering if the DMDC could do that on my behalf?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37It might look better coming from a club.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38No problem at all, mate.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40And here's an idea.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42What if, when we locate the wreckage,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45we have the annual rally on the site, eh?

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Get everyone down, more the merrier, barbecue - make a day of it!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Can I keep some of the wreckage? - Well, I don't know about that, Hugh.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53I'll bring a wheelbarrow.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Hang on a second, guys, this is not what I had in mind, um...

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I want to find the site, pay my respects,

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- I don't necessarily want lots of people there.- We'll cordon it off.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Hello?

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Mr Mayor?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Er, could I have a word, Terry?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Certainly, Mr Mayor.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Well, this is an honour, sir.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21How may I be of assistance?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Er...

0:16:23 > 0:16:26After a bit of a favour, actually, from you metal detectors.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Detectorists.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Beg your pardon?- Doesn't matter. - Ah. Um, damnedest thing -

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I...seem to have mislaid my ceremonial chain of office

0:16:35 > 0:16:37and I thought maybe you could find it for me.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Absolutely, no problem at all, sir. I'll get a team on it straight away.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Russell?- No, no, no, no need to. Silly to involve him...

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Russell runs our new jewellery retrieval service.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- The mayor here has lost his chain of office.- His what?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53It's a ceremonial chain. You know, it shouldn't be

0:16:53 > 0:16:56too difficult to find - big chunky thing.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00- I'll get Hugh. - No, no, no, no need to...- Hugh!

0:17:00 > 0:17:02The mayor's lost his necklace.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Hugh runs the jewellery retrieval service with Russell.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07They've had a lot of success.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Had quite a few stories in the local paper, you may have seen them.- No.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- I have a scrapbook, if you want to see it?- No.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Oh.- Thank you.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18I don't want to make a big fuss. Silly to involve too many people.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19So where did you say you lost it?

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Ah, somewhere in the long grass, or in the bushes,

0:17:23 > 0:17:26up near the car park by Barnfather Woods.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31The car park near Barnfather Woods?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Yes, you know, the one up...up...there.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36The place where all the cars go after dark?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39I have no idea what happens there after dark.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43I was, er, walking my dog and, er, it got caught on a branch and, er,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45pinged off into the undergrowth.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Right, well, we'd better get up there, then.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51- In the bushes, on the left-hand side of the car park.- OK.- Yeah.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52As soon as you can.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Um, if we do manage to find it...

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Yes?- All right to call the local papers down?

0:18:02 > 0:18:03- Take a photo?- For the scrapbook.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05No. No.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09You see, because, um... Cos that wouldn't do at all.

0:18:09 > 0:18:14I...I was going to make an anonymous donation to the club if you found it

0:18:14 > 0:18:18and I don't like to boast about my charity work,

0:18:18 > 0:18:23so any publicity might prevent me from making such...a donation.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Do you see?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Yes, I think so.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Fantastic.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30There we are.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44BIRDSONG

0:18:52 > 0:18:56You ever thought about what kind of dance you'd do if you found gold?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Oh, no. It's bad luck to practise beforehand.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01It has to be spontaneous.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yep.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Yeah, I've...I've no idea what'll come out on the day,

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- but I imagine it'll be exuberant. - Not too exuberant, though.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Remember what happened to Derek Hoof. - Oh, yeah.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Dislocated a hip.- It wasn't even gold in the end, was it?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Milk bottle top.- Embarrassing.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Hi.- Mornin'.- Wotcha.- All right?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Ooh!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Ooh, so...this is it?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44The famous metal detector?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's the CTX, yeah.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48She's one of the first in the country.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51I've souped her up a bit. Fitted her with a larger coil.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- I might give her another coat of wax midway through the season.- Oh.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55How does it work?

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- What's the on button?- Well, no, I don't really like to switch her on

0:20:00 > 0:20:02so close to the car, overhead power cables.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- It might overload...- Look at me! - BEEPING

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- I'm going to find some treasure. - You won't find anything here!

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- You haven't got it on the right... No!- Hey!- You haven't got it on...

0:20:10 > 0:20:12It made some noise, guys, I found something.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16It's on the wrong setting. It'll be a drinks can, so close to the road!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- It's just going to be modern litter. - Give me a spade. This is great!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Come on, you don't want to dig it up now.- What's the reading?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- BEEPING - 35, is that good?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- No, it's iffy, you know, it doesn't mean anything.- 35?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Give me the spade.- Well...

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Well, dig it up, if you like, but you're wasting your time.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43- I tell you what, maybe we should... - No way, man, this is my treasure.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Coke can.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Told you, didn't I?- Yeah, you did.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- I said it was a drinks can, didn't I?- Unbelievable.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58And you didn't listen.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Unbelievable.- Ridiculous.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- It's always the virgins. - Yeah.- It's always the same.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Ones who go out on a first time think they know best.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Would he listen? - What was it? A drinks can!

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- It was only ever going to be junk.- Ha!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Is it true what Sophie's told me -

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- that Terry got blown up by a bomb last year?- Afraid so.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Threw him 40 foot in the air, he reckons.- I'd have never believed

0:21:19 > 0:21:23the world of metal detecting was so full of danger and peril.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Believe it, baby. - Extreme sport.- Fast and furious.

0:21:26 > 0:21:31Speaking of which, hold on to your hats, ladies and gents,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33there's a Saxon round tower and church.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Boom.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Not much to go on.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46We can walk in a big circle around it and look out for features.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Yeah, all right.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Call if you find anything.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Oh...OK.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Well, this is our permission anyway, so wanna do a couple of hours?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Go on, then.- See you in a bit.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I thought you were going to pass out

0:22:06 > 0:22:07when he grabbed your detector.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Well, do you have a strum on Bob Dylan's guitar

0:22:11 > 0:22:13- without asking him?- No.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15No!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17A man's detector's like his...

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- His what?- Woman. - HE LAUGHS: Woman?!

0:22:21 > 0:22:23You know what I mean.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- You don't touch another man's detector.- Or his woman.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Exactly.

0:22:35 > 0:22:40- HE LAUGHS - Did you see the look on his face?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42I thought he was going to cry.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- You shouldn't have taken his detector.- I couldn't help it.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47You don't mess with Lance's metal detectors.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49He's got more than one?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Legend has it, he has a false bookcase that pulls back

0:22:52 > 0:22:54to reveal a secret cabinet full of them.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- HE WHEEZES:- Yeah? - That's what they say.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00So weird! Why do you hang out with them?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- They're not weird. - Yeah, they are! They're freaks!

0:23:03 > 0:23:05You're relatively normal compared to them.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I like them. They're my friends.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27I'm not too keen on Terry's idea of holding the rally at the crash site.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31It's supposed to be a special moment.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Oh, he means well. It's just, once he's got an idea in his head...

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Could you...speak with him, try to make him change his mind?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I can try.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Thanks.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49I didn't mean to insult your friends.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52You're forgiven.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53They ARE weird.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55- That's why I like them. - HE LAUGHS

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Oh...God!

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Who are they?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- SHE SIGHS - They look like...

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Simon and Garfunkel.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Opal Fruits.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Yeah.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19TOFFOs?

0:24:19 > 0:24:20TOFFOs, good one.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Spangles?- Lazy!

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Yeah, sorry.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36So, Becky said she saw you with someone, in town.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Oh, yeah? Who?- I dunno, a woman.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Hmm.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43When?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Tuesday, I think, afternoon.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49I dunno, er...

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Maybe it's the old lady from downstairs.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53No, I think it was someone younger.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Well, Mrs Morris looks young for her age.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Well, how old is she?- 93.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Definitely someone younger.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00TEXT ALERT

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Message from Sophie.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08"S&G alert - heading your way."

0:25:08 > 0:25:10What's an S&G alert?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Hello there!

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Old friends.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Indeed.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Been a long time, hasn't it?

0:25:25 > 0:25:26It has.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28A lot of water under the bridge.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Troubled water.- Pardon?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Troubled water, that the bridge is over.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39We just bumped into Sophie and her boyfriend.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41- I don't think they're a couple. - Ooh, did I touch a nerve?

0:25:41 > 0:25:43No.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46They told us about the plane crash.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- They told you?- He did, yeah.

0:25:48 > 0:25:53Plane crash, grandad. Mmm, very moving story.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57- What you getting at? - But is that the real reason, hmm?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Or is there something else?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Something you're hoping you might find?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- The first one.- Really?- Really.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08You don't need metal detectors to lay a wreath.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Oh, wise words.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12- HE LAUGHS:- Mm-hm!

0:26:12 > 0:26:15We wanted to see you, actually, to thank you.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19- We have formed a brand-new club. - Is that so?- Yes.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21You did us a big favour when you absorbed

0:26:21 > 0:26:25some of our less-committed members, allowed us to streamline.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27We are now a highly efficient unit

0:26:27 > 0:26:30comprising a dozen or so elite detectorists.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- What you called?- The Dirt Sharks.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Ew! Really?- Yuck!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38And what's wrong with the Dirt Sharks?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Sounds a bit, you know...

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Aggressive.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Invasive.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44I don't think so.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46- Predatory.- Predatory, yes.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Sharks are highly efficient hunters.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52And you, with your metal detectors, are like sharks swimming,

0:26:52 > 0:26:55not through water, but through dirt,

0:26:55 > 0:26:57and hunting for metal instead of food?

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Yeah, exactly.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Oh, yeah, that's good, that is. - Yeah, it works.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05- It's good.- Well done.- Yeah.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09So what, are you, er, looking to share our permissions,

0:27:09 > 0:27:11cos, um, you got two hopes of that -

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Bob and no.

0:27:13 > 0:27:14- HE SNORTS:- It's amazing!

0:27:14 > 0:27:18Why is it I understand so very little of what you say?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Cos you're as thick as two short plonks.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21- Planks.- You're welcome.

0:27:25 > 0:27:26Come on, Paul.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29Don't.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33What a mallet!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Why are they here? What do they think they know?

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Phone Sophie.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Make sure Peter knows not to say anything else.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Tell him to keep schtum.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46The sound of silence.