0:00:02 > 0:00:04- TV:- 'It was when he checked the hole again -
0:00:04 > 0:00:07'the metal detector gave another beep - that Kevin Beale's fortune
0:00:07 > 0:00:10'was about to change. 'Well, he's here with us now.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12'Um, Kevin what happened next?
0:00:12 > 0:00:16'Well, I dug down again and found a gold coin, Roman.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- 'It was very exciting. - And it didn't end there, did it?
0:00:19 > 0:00:20'No, it didn't, Chris.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23'I checked the hole again and another beep,
0:00:23 > 0:00:24'another gold coin.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27'Fantastic. Well, I can tell you that, in fact, Kevin ended up
0:00:27 > 0:00:31'unearthing 350 silver and gold Roman coins
0:00:31 > 0:00:34'worth in the region of a million pounds.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35'What's happening to the money?
0:00:35 > 0:00:39'Oh. Well, the British Museum bought the coins,
0:00:39 > 0:00:42'and then I'm splitting it with myself and the land owner.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44'Now, am I right in thinking that you're very, very new
0:00:44 > 0:00:47'to this hobby of metal detecting?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50'Yes, indeed. Yes, it's actually only the second time I've been out.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53'I would imagine, after this, you're pretty hooked on it all.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- 'Absolutely, yes. - 'Really got the bug.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56'Before you go, I must ask you this,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00'is it true that when metal detectors find gold,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03'they do a bit of a celebratory gold dance?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05'Yes. Yes, they do, yes.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08'It'd be great if we could see it. Can you do it?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10'I don't...I don't think so.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13'All right. OK, well, maybe another time.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14'Thank you very much, Kevin.'
0:01:14 > 0:01:20This programme contains some strong language.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Fucking bastard.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34# Will you search through the lonely earth for me?
0:01:34 > 0:01:39# Climb through the briar and bramble?
0:01:39 > 0:01:44# I'll be your treasure
0:01:44 > 0:01:48# I'm waiting for you
0:01:48 > 0:01:52# I'm waiting for you. #
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I haven't been to a job interview in years.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03In fact, I've never been to a job interview.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I suppose I should just be myself?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07You joking?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Don't do that, mate, that won't help.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Who shall I be then?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Someone else. Someone better.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Cheers.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Try to be a bit more...
0:02:19 > 0:02:20What's that?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Sparky! A bit less...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- What's that?- Morose.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Bloody hell, it's going to be a disaster.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Told you Becky's handed in her notice at work?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Three times.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35If I don't get this job, we'll be homeless.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36We'll have to move in with her mum.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39That'll be nice. That's bound to go smoothly.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40I know.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45So you been doing any reading up?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48As much as I can, there's not much information out there.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Oh, they play a lot of bridge in Botswana.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Apparently a national sport.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Right, well, that's useful. That'll come in handy(!)
0:02:57 > 0:03:01And there's a big death metal scene, mention the band Crack Dust.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Right, so bridge and Crack Dust.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Job's yours.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- You seen Kate?- No.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Coming to the flat on Wednesday.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Big day.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19What you worried about?
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Well...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25She'll be seeing me in my natural habitat, won't she?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27The real me.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Want to make a good impression.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Hide the signed Linda Lusardi photo.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33It's already gone.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Can't believe you've got a grown-up daughter.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Did she call you Lance or Dad?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Well, she's skilfully avoided calling me anything up to now.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Obviously, I'd like her to call me Dad, but, you know...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I've got to give her space.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I can't imagine it, out of the blue like that.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Well, it's not out the blue for me, is it?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I've been thinking about this for the last 20 years.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07How it'll pan out, good or bad.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Just hope it's one of the good ones and I don't muck it up.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19BEEPS What you got?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Some sort of brooch.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Hm.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Nice condition.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31It's got the enamelling and...
0:04:31 > 0:04:34and the original pin on the back.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Yeah?- Yeah. Hang on, there's an inscription...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41in Latin!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42What's it say?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Status quo.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01RADIO PLAYS 80S POP MUSIC
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Did you see that guy who found a Roman hoard in Warwickshire?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06No.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08A million pounds, they reckon.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Whatever.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- And it was his first time detecting. - Second, whatever.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15SHE LAUGHS MOCKINGLY
0:05:15 > 0:05:16You did see it!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Are you jealous?
0:05:18 > 0:05:19No, why should I be?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23You are, you're jealous.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26God, I can't stand it when other people find good things.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Can't turn on the news these days without hearing somebody else
0:05:29 > 0:05:31has stumbled upon a hoard of ancient treasure.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Some of them aren't even looking.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Everyone else is sliding around in Roman coins.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I can't even watch Time Team any more because I'm jealous of them.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Well, you'd be safe in Africa.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45They don't have Time Team in Botswana.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I need to get the job first.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49To be honest, Becks, I'm bricking it.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51You'll be fine.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52And if I'm not?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Maybe I can retract my notice and carry on working.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03They'll probably just ask you about your CV and
0:06:03 > 0:06:05see if you've got any questions.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I don't have a CV.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh. I wrote you a CV.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Did you?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Yeah. So you might want to make yourself familiar with that.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18I can't ride a horse.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Well, they're not going to ask you to ride a horse, are they?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24They're not going to have a horse with them.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Why did you put I could ride a horse? - Forget about the horse!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30And this palaeontology course that I attended on the Jurassic coast?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Yeah?- It wasn't so much a course.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- You got qualifications. - It was a badge...
0:06:34 > 0:06:35- You learned a lot.- ..for Cubs.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, to be honest, I was struggling.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oh, well, I'm feeling so much better about this now.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Relax, you'll be great!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48No, I'm all right. I'm going to give it my best shot, for all of us.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I've heard you talk so passionately about archaeology,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57they will see that passion if you let them, and I'm sure
0:06:57 > 0:07:00that'll make up for your lack of experience.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Yeah, definitely.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04You're so ready for something like this, Andy.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05We both are.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10It's time to make decisions, get our lives kick-started,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13to really grab life by the horns, don't you think?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Andy?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Yeah?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Are you listening?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Sorry, I can't decide whether to wash the salad or not.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Ugh!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Do you think I should wash the salad?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Do you know what?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34That's a decision you're going to have to make for yourself.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Pardon? Was that a yes or a no?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44'Of sentimental value, yes. We're thinking...'
0:07:50 > 0:07:52How's your tea?
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Really horrible.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Yeah?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Really horrible.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00It's got a flavour I can't quite put my finger on.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01I can't describe it.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Sorry, it's the kettle.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- I use it for... - Please don't tell me.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07HE LAUGHS
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I was thinking about those guys that came into the pub.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Dirt Sharks.- Yeah?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16What do you think they were after? Do you think they know something?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20No, they're idiots, they're just being nosey.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I was wondering if I should go see them.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Honestly, they're always hanging about,
0:08:24 > 0:08:27they're just afraid they're missing out on something.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Yeah, but I feel a bit rude. Wouldn't mind to say sorry.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Do you know where I can call them? - No.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36But they meet at the WI on a Thursday night.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Have you got a detector?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Yeah, I got one second-hand.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47It's a really good one.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Yeah, got a good deal.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Do you know how to use it?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'll figure it out.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06So what are you going to do once you find the plane?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- You going to go home?- Well, no. Actually, I was thinking of taking
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- the detector on a tour of duty. - Where?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Don't know, just drive around, maybe visit some historic sites.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, that sounds nice.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Come with me.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Really? - You got plans for the summer?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Not really.- Come with me, then.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29OK.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- No, you give it to him. - You found it, I'm not touching it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I'm not very good with authority figures.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42The mayor has no authority
0:09:42 > 0:09:44unless he's wearing his necklace, so don't hand that over
0:09:44 > 0:09:47until he gives you permission to detect on his land.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50We're doing this for the club. We're on a mission.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05I can't get the image of the mayor out of my head...in the woods.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I know, try not to think about it. Try to imagine him fully clothed.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Yes?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Um... Hello, sir.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17We're...we're the detectorists.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18The what?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Metal detectors, we found your necklace.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- WHISPERS:- It's called a chain of office, you took your bloody time.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Is it all there?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35It might need some fixing, I think some of the links are broken.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37It must have been flung off with quite some abandon.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39It got caught on a branch.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41That's right...
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Good. Well, I'll phone Terry about the reward.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Actually, Your Worship,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48instead of a reward, we were wondering
0:10:48 > 0:10:52whether or not you might grant us permission to detect on your land.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56No, absolutely not, out of the question.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Oh.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59No, nothing to find there.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01No, no.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Well, we won't take up any more of your time.- Good.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Oh, there's just one more thing.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- What?- Well, it's just that the local papers have been in contact asking
0:11:11 > 0:11:14if we have any interesting stories, and we thought they'd be very
0:11:14 > 0:11:18interested to hear about your necklace and...where you lost it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21It could get a lot of attention, or could go global,
0:11:21 > 0:11:23or make the local TV news.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Terry said they like a quirky story.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Especially one with a happy ending.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30LAUGHS: So to speak.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34I see.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Well, Terry's idea, was this?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Always knew Terry was bent.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Even when he was in the Force, he didn't play by the rules.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45And this...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48There is a word for this.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Is there?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Hm.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Fine. Have your permission.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I know what you're up to, I've been warned about you.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Have you?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09But he's one step ahead of you, you know.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Who is?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Well, thank you!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19You might want to give that a wipe.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21RUSS GROANS
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Hello, I've got an interview at 10.30, Andrew Stone.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44They're running about half an hour behind, you OK to wait?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Yeah, sure.- Take a seat. - Thank you.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- I'm just going to get some fresh air. - OK.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Morning.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Andrew Stone?- Yes.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Sorry to keep you waiting, do you want to come through?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Come in, come in.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I'm Robert Kingsnorth and this is Dr Tendai
0:14:32 > 0:14:35from the University of Gaborone. Have a seat.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Dr Tendai is overseeing the excavation at Toutswemogala.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Right, yes.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Is there another...?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46No, that's it, I'm afraid.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Right.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Nearly qualified, I see.- Yes.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Not much experience in the field.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59No, not yet.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Right.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05How much do you know about Botswana?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Um...
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I believe that bridge is very popular.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17The card game.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22I meant archaeology in Botswana.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Yes.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Sounds fascinating.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28What does?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Archaeology.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Yes.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35How much have you studied the Iron Age?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Well, I wrote a thesis on the Sterling hoard.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Sterling hoard, the gold torcs?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41That's right, yeah.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Found by a metal detector.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Yes.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47What are you views on metal detectors?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Um...
0:15:51 > 0:15:55I think as long as they stick to a strict code of conduct,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57then metal detectors...
0:15:57 > 0:16:00people using metal detectors provide a valuable service and recover
0:16:00 > 0:16:03a lot of archaeology that would otherwise be lost to the plough.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07I mean, hobbyists get a very bad press, but the vast majority are
0:16:07 > 0:16:09law-abiding experts in their field
0:16:09 > 0:16:11and absolutely passionate about history.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15You're not a metal detector, are you, Mr Stone?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Detectorist.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20No.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Oh, God, and then I asked him if he was into death metal!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Curse Lance and his pub quiz trivia.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I know, but, baby, it was awful.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32When I shook their hands at the end,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35they recoiled because mine was so cold and clammy.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37I mean, they physically recoiled.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Hang on, babes, hang on a second. Dr Tendai?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41- Yes?- Um...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Sorry, I just wanted to say, I wasn't picking up cigarette butts.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Excuse me?
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Earlier when you saw me, I wasn't picking up cigarette butts.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Oh.- Clay pipes.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Pardon?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I saw just bits of clay pipe in the flower bed, I...
0:16:58 > 0:16:59What are they?
0:16:59 > 0:17:05Broken bits of pipe, you know, that people used to...smoke.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07How old are they?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Well, these ones are Victorian,
0:17:09 > 0:17:14- but that one's early 18th, maybe late 17th century.- Hm.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16How can you tell?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19The older ones are thicker and they had a much smaller bulb
0:17:19 > 0:17:20because tobacco was so expensive.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23OK. And you found these just here?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Yeah, just... Yeah.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Can I keep these?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Yeah.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Thanks. Bye.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Bye-bye.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Oh!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36What was the name of the band you said you like?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Crack Dust.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Crack Dust.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43I'll check them out.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY - Oh, God!
0:17:50 > 0:17:51A maverick, yeah?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54He didn't actually use the word maverick, no.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57He said you never did play by the rules.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Yeah, he's basically saying I was a maverick.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Sometimes you've got to throw away the rule book and go with a hunch.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I wasn't in the business of bureaucracy and red tape.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I was in the business of catching criminals.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12That was back when I had my Cortina.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Eh, Sheila?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16What's that, love?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18The old Cortina.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Oh, yes!
0:18:21 > 0:18:22And your leather jacket.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25HE CHUCKLES NOSTALGICALLY
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Right.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31I don't know how many of you heard that, but we've got some good news.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Thanks to the brave efforts of Russell and Hugh,
0:18:33 > 0:18:37we now have permission to detect on the mayor's land.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Whoa. Has that land ever been searched before?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Never. Virgin land.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43How many acres?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44500.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Get in!
0:18:45 > 0:18:46So the rally's on?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Can't think of any reason why not.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Well, hang on, aren't we forgetting something?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54This was about finding Peter's grandfather and the crash site.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Well, it's funny you should mention that.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Has anyone seen Peter?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Yeah, I saw him this morning.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02RUSS CHUCKLES TIMIDLY
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Is he coming this evening? - Said he was.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Because I have in my hand a piece of paper
0:19:08 > 0:19:10that needs some explaining.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11What's that, Tel-boy?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14This is the license to excavate the crash site
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- from the Ministry of Defence. - Bloody hell, that was quick.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Exactly. Why?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Because they have got a full record of the crash,
0:19:24 > 0:19:30and there is no mention of any human remains being onboard.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32What, it's already been excavated?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36No. No-one's touched the plane. There was no need.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38The crewmen all parachuted to safety
0:19:38 > 0:19:40and were captured two days later
0:19:40 > 0:19:43trying to steal a boat from South Woodham Ferrers.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44So what I want to know is...
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- What's he up to? - What's he looking for?
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Gold.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52What's that, Varde?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Well, there's always rumours on the internet, conspiracy theories,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58most of which are completely spurious.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02But one persistent story is of a German bomber carrying gold bullion
0:20:02 > 0:20:05that's supposed to have crashed in Essex in 1941.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08There's no real evidence that it ever existed, but the more
0:20:08 > 0:20:10the theories are repeated, the more credence they have and...
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Yeah, all, right Varde, let someone else get a word in.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Who else has heard this gold bullion story?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21So, hang on, is he lying?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Is he a treasure hunter?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25No! It's rubbish.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Varde just said it's completely untrue.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30No, she didn't say it was untrue, she said there was no real evidence.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Didn't you, Varde?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35You lot are obsessed with gold.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Here we go.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Come to think of it, the mayor was acting suspiciously,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41like he knew something we didn't.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43So is that it?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Are we being taken for a ride?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Um, hello?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51So!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55You don't want us to disturb your grandfather, do you?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56What's that, Terry?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Your grandfather, want him to be left in peace?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Yes, that's right.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Why is that? Been watching the telly?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Sorry, I... - I don't think he knows, Terry.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10What, there's a spot of Sudoku, doesn't want to be disturbed?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- What are you talking about? - Terry, I don't think he knows.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- What?- Knows what?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16That your grandfather...
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Didn't die in the plane crash?
0:21:20 > 0:21:21What?
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Oh. OK, well, um...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Congratulations,
0:21:29 > 0:21:30your grandfather isn't dead.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Well, of course he may be...by now.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38But he didn't perish in an air crash.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Not this one anyway.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46This is a cause for celebration!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Oh, is it, Sheila? Anyone else in the mood for a party?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53This isn't necessarily good news for me.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55If my grandfather survived the war, that means he made
0:21:55 > 0:21:58the conscious decision not to come home to his family.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01No. Yeah. Right.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Didn't think of that.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Hm.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Anyway!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Means we need to get the plane now...for the rally.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Peter, he didn't realise. - I know, I know. God,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17but I came asking for help and it's turning into some stupid circus.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19He didn't know he was going to discover that.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I know, but I need to figure out what I want to do, OK?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I need to think.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Well, do you want me to come?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26No, I'll call.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38You're a what?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40A detectorist.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Are you on some sort of register? HE CHUCKLES
0:22:43 > 0:22:45It's a hobby.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47We go out looking for...for metals.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Buried metals.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Gold and stuff.- Treasure.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Well, we wouldn't put it like that. - Pirate treasure.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57No. Pirate treasure, no.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Have you found any?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- What, gold?- Yeah.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03No.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05OK, what's the best thing you have found?
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Let's, um...
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Why don't we...?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I've got a surprise for you.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14I've been meaning to give you this.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I bought it for you when you were born.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Or when I thought you were born.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's a bit late, I've been saving it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Oh...
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Thank you.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I think you might have appreciated it more back then.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40No. No, I like it, thanks.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43And here, this is for...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45for Christmas that same year.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49It's not much, I was a bit skint.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Wow. Oh!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I just can't believe you've saved them all these years.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Oh, that's not it.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Here's...
0:24:01 > 0:24:04This is for your first birthday.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05And this is for your second.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08And...
0:24:09 > 0:24:11..this is for
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Christmas those years.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- And here...- OK, wait, wait. Lance. - This is for your third birthday.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- And here's your fourth. - OK, slow down a bit. Lance.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Lance wait, wait.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26You've bought me a birthday and a Christmas present ever year.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Yes.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30That...that's over 40 presents.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Yes.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Lance, this is amazing, but I'm freaking out a bit.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38What do you mean?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42I... Oh, I don't think I even own 40 things.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Oh, fine.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Well, open this at least.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48The presents can wait.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- What is it?- Open it.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05It's your child maintenance.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09I put it aside every month till you were 18.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12It's been gathering interest ever since.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I can't accept that.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17What do you mean? No, it's yours already. It's always been yours.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I'm not giving you anything you didn't already own,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- you just didn't know about it. - No, Lance I just ...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- No, no call me Dad.- No!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I can't yet, I'm sorry. Um...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28This is all just a bit much. I'm going to go. I'm sorry.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32No, no, you don't have to. You're not supposed to go yet.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35No, but... I've got all the...
0:25:46 > 0:25:49'Postman's coming. You might hear about that job today.'
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Should've seen the beards on the other applicants.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58'A beard and BO doth not an archaeologist make.'
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Sure goes a long way towards fitting in, though.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- Is that it?- No.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17It's a magazine subscription thing.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Have a nice day with Daddy. Say hello to Uncle Lance.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Don't listen to any of their bullshit.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26We don't talk bullshit.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Yes, you do.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31We talk about all manner of philosophical issues.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Arts, religion, science, you name it.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Life.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Did you hear about old Rod McClin?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- What about him?- Dead, mate.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45How?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Fell in a vat of boiling soup.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- What?- Well,
0:26:50 > 0:26:52he was working over at Billingsgate Foods
0:26:52 > 0:26:54in charge of the soup,
0:26:54 > 0:26:55fell in.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Bloody hell!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Ah, I know. Grim.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Do you know what flavour?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Dunno.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13For some reason, I'm imagining tomato.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Yeah. Me too.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18He was a legend, Rod McClin.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Didn't people say he had metal detector shoes
0:27:22 > 0:27:24so he was constantly detecting?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27There's lots of stories about old Rod.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Yeah, he used to go detecting at the end of each day for loose
0:27:31 > 0:27:33change on Wimbledon Common.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36ANDY SNICKERS
0:27:36 > 0:27:38What?
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Wimbledon Common.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42What about it?
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Well, it's not real.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Not real?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49No, it's fictitious. It's made up for the Wombles.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51No, it wasn't.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Yes, it was.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# Underground, overground
0:27:55 > 0:27:56- # Wombling free... #- No, no.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59I know the Wombles lived there,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01but that doesn't mean it's not a real place.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03You believe in Wombles?
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Course I don't.
0:28:04 > 0:28:09Look, the fictitious Wombles lived fictitiously
0:28:09 > 0:28:12on the real-life Wimbledon Common.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14- Really?- Google it.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24No signal.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Google it later.