0:00:04 > 0:00:05How's it going?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Oh.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Choppy.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11I was getting nothing but iffies and pops so I cranked up
0:00:11 > 0:00:14discrimination, dropped her down a cog, wound her up full chat.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- You?- Yeah.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18She was just giving me chatter on the long arm so sunk out
0:00:18 > 0:00:21the threshold and cheated a couple of ground inches on the back nine.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Anything?- Hot rocks and grots.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26What you got?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Ring pull. '82.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Something fruity.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Could be Quatro.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Could be Lilt.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Will you search through the lonely earth for me?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# Climb through the briar and bramble
0:00:58 > 0:01:02# I will be your treasure
0:01:02 > 0:01:05# I'm waiting for you
0:01:07 > 0:01:11# I'm waiting for you. #
0:01:16 > 0:01:18So what does she say?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20She found the letter and read it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Furious. I mean, like, spitting with rage.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Bloody hell. Sounds terrifying.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30I know. Hell has no fury like...Becky.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I should have told her as soon as I got the job.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I dunno why I have this compulsion to keep secrets.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37So what are you going to do?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Oh, I don't know. Just don't think I'm driven enough for her.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44You know, I'm not ambitious enough.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47No shame in that. Ambition's overrated.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52On TV, and all these people reaching for the stars.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Striving to be the best. Looks exhausting.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I suppose, you know,
0:01:58 > 0:02:02not being ambitious doesn't mean you have to stagnate.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04It means you're not tied down.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08You're free to go where the wind blows ya.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Yeah, but how does that fit in with Becky's way?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Oh, fits in perfectly, doesn't it?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18I mean, Becky can be the driving force,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20take you and Stan to new places,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24and you'll be there to rein her in and protect her when necessary.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Christ sake, mate, where do you get these nuggets of wisdom from?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Very wise man.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Mate, can...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Mate?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31It's Sophie. Hello.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Hey.- Sophie.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Hello, Stanley.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- You good? BOTH:- Support the head.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Yeah. I know.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Where have you been?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Metal detecting.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Metal detecting.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Anything?
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Iffies and pops.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Pot rocks and grots.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55So, I just find out a few things that made me
0:03:55 > 0:03:57feel even shitter than I did already.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Turns out Peter is banned from owning a metal detector in Germany.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03No way.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Night hawking.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Found guilty of two counts of disturbing war graves.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Bastard. Oh, well, we weren't to know.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13You knew. I just didn't listen.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Well, even if there is gold on that plane, doesn't do anything for me.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Wrong kind of gold.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23You coming to the rally?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Terry's called a meeting to discuss the finer points.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28No, I think I'll stay away.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Got to go home for a few days.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yeah. When you back?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Next weekend.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- See you then? - Yeah. Good boy.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Good luck with the rally.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Safe.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Hey.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00All right?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yeah.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Was he good?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yeah, he had a lovely time.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Can we talk about this?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09I thought we already had.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11You shouldn't have read that letter.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Don't make me lose my temper.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Not when I'm dressed as a Victorian flower seller.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21OK. Why are you dressed as a Victorian flower seller?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25It's the school fete tomorrow. I told you. Dickens themed.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29We're staying at my mum's tonight.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30So when can we talk?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Some other time.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Here he is. "Teradactyl".
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Sir Lancelot.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Hello, boys.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- All ready for the rally? - Yeah, all going well, mate. Yeah.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Lost the ice cream van last minute to Framlingham Sausage Fest,
0:05:51 > 0:05:52but otherwise...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54And can we expect a few down, do you think?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Yeah, should be a few coming down, yeah.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yeah, hoping to welcome some members from the Lexworth Locators.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Steve and Gladys Langley from the Uxbridge Unearthers. I know. I know.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06And quite a few from the Romford Recoverers, including
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Bob Cromer's widow, Ann.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Don't mention the exhumation.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Yeah, yeah. Probably still a bit raw.
0:06:15 > 0:06:21However, certain people may try to infiltrate who will not be welcome.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22I didn't have a picture
0:06:22 > 0:06:24of those two so this will have to do.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27But if you see any of these three snooping about, let me know.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- I'll handle it from there. - Mm. Roger that.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Anyway, drinks? Same again, girls?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'll come and help. Extra pair of hands.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Ooh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37SHE LAUGHS
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oh!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So, are we going to meet your daughter at the rally, Lance?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Afraid not.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Oh. Thought that was the idea.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Didn't you buy her a detector?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I think I might have mucked that up.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Oh, dear.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Showered her with gifts and now she's scarpered.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Oh. But wasn't she the one who found you?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Why would she then just run away?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Probably thought I was a nutter.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Rubbish.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Probably came on a bit strong.
0:07:20 > 0:07:27But what you've got going for you now is that she's met you, Lance.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31And you're...lovely.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36So she's bound to come back when SHE's ready.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Thanks, Sheila.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43I'll let her decide.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Never realised how often I'd thought about her over the last 20 years.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55I know.
0:07:58 > 0:08:05Imagining every day what they might be doing now.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Ha!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09What they would look like?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Yeah.- Mm.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Exactly.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15I know.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ha. Mm.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Hello, Kate. Yeah, it's me again, Lance.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Just thought I'd leave you a message.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Um, ignore the other eight.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Especially the last one. You haven't listened to it yet, don't bother.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41It's not very good.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Wasn't thinking straight.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50I was sort of saying that I didn't mind
0:08:50 > 0:08:51if you didn't want to see me again.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55But I do mind.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Now that I've met you, I don't want to lose you.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I want to be a part of your life.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Even if it's just a tiny part.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11But you don't have to call me Dad.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You can call me whatever you like.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18And we don't have to go ice skating or anything together.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Won't ask about your boyfriends.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Just don't disappear.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I don't think I could stand it.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Anyway, give us a call.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Let me know everything is all right.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Yeah, OK. Bye.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08So, what we've got here, ladies and gentlemen,
0:10:08 > 0:10:13is the wreckage of a Second World War German Junkers JU 88
0:10:13 > 0:10:16that we have managed to save from nighthawks.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Now, as you can see, we've already started to take off the top layer
0:10:20 > 0:10:22so we can see what's left of the plane.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26And Russell and Hugh are going to be working solely on this.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Now, the rest of you are free to wander wherever
0:10:28 > 0:10:32you like within the fields clearly marked on your maps.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Well, it just remains for me to say, have a great day.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Get your coils to the soil,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40enjoy your metal detecting and, by the end of the day,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42may you all have danced the gold dance.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Right, come on, then.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Well, it looks like we're going to have a nice day for it.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Be nice to see everyone out detecting together.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11See if their techniques have changed.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13How's your swing coming along, Hugh?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15All right, I think.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Mm. Well, let's see it, then.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Yeah, very nice.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30You want to hunch over a bit more, though, you know.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Stoop over. Your back's too straight.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yeah, that's better.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Well, I'll see you at lunch.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Where are you going to put it all?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Open a museum, eventually.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37If I can find the right venue and funding.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40The museum of sharp twisted metal.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Aviation archaeology museum.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Right.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I'll just put it my garage for now.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Your mum and dad won't mind?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52I don't live with my mum and dad.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Why not?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Because I'm 32.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57You're what?
0:12:57 > 0:12:5932.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Years of age?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Yeah.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04So why have I been buying you pints of coke all this time?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Because you never ask me if I want anything different.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I mean, why haven't you been getting a round in
0:13:09 > 0:13:11every once in a while if you're 30 bloody two?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Have you got a syndrome?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16What sort of syndrome?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I don't know. One that makes you look young.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22No. Just look young.
0:13:22 > 0:13:2332.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I feel like I've been groomed.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Sold any, Shelia?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Not yet, Lance.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47How many have you got left?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50127.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53All our members have already bought one.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Thought they might buy a spare or a present for someone.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Mm.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Hang on. Russell isn't wearing one.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Hugh. Tell Russell to get up here and put his hand in his pocket
0:14:05 > 0:14:07and buy a new fleece, would you?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08He's right there.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Who's that, then?
0:14:23 > 0:14:24- Terry.- Yeah.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Terry.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Looks like we've got a visitor.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Right.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Do you want back up?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Leave this to me.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Oi! You!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52You're not welcome at this rally.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55You're not welcome on this site and you're not welcome in this hobby.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57This is my site. I led you here.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59You wouldn't even know about it if it wasn't for me.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01This is not your site.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02You gave up all claim on it
0:15:02 > 0:15:05when you came down here the other night to rob it.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- I wasn't here the other night. - Well, that's a lie.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Like just about everything else you said since you turned up.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13The DMDC prides itself on its conduct.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14We don't need people like you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16What are people like me?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Liars. Nighthawks. Scum of the earth.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Oh, we know all about you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23And what you've done.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25We're all looking for gold, Terry.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28The only difference is how far you're willing to go to find it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Oh, there are more differences than that, believe me.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I don't do this to get rich.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Really?- Really.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38And why are you digging this site?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42There's no gold in this plane. Why would there be?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Whoever convinced you that there was made a fool of ya.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48You're the ones that did the digging.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Saved me from the hard work. Thanks.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Time to move on.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59You won't get far.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Mate.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11What?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Hello.- Hello.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33So...this is it.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37You all get together in the middle of a field to look for bits of metal
0:16:37 > 0:16:41and the one who finds the best bit of metal is the winner.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Sort of. Yeah.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47It's not usually like this.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Detectorists are usually solitary animals.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56It's only at certain times of the year
0:16:56 > 0:16:59they gather together in vast herds.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03It's one of the wonders of the natural world.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04I'm sorry I ran away.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'm sorry I scared you away.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09It wasn't you. It was just...
0:17:09 > 0:17:10I know.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16So, what are you going to do?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I am going to fix things with Mum.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Yeah.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23But I'll come back and I'll open a present each time I do.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Might take you a long time.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26We've got a long time.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Just, for God's sake, don't buy any more.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34There is one present you should open now.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48What is THAT?
0:17:48 > 0:17:49A football.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Dah-dah!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Hope it's the right size.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Yeah, thank you. I love it.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05They only had it one colour.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Thanks.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Mate. This is Kate. It's my daughter.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Hi, Kate. - Hello. I've heard a lot about you.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Yeah? - Yeah, horrible things.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Don't listen to him. He's an idiot.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Have you found anything?
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Just canslaw.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29What's canslaw?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32It's like coleslaw but made out of drinking cans.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35You're kidding me.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39No, there's a whole vocabulary for you to learn. Brand-new world.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Be all right on your own?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43On my own?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Well, I was just going to go off and show Kate how to use her detector.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Oh, yeah, see what you mean. Yeah, of course. Yeah.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I've got to go pick up Stan, so if I leave now, I can get a lift.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Oh, you're not staying for the prizes at the end of the day?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Nah. I'll see you later. Nice to meet you, Kate.
0:18:58 > 0:19:04And you. So, how's this work then, Dad?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Well, once you get it unwrapped, you'll find there's
0:19:07 > 0:19:09a couple of dials at the top.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Keep it low. You're doing well.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- One-nil up.- Yes!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Off metal detecting?- Just been.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Oh. Find anything? - Are you interested?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Not really.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Right, well, thanks for everything.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55What are you going to do?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59About this Africa thing.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00I don't know.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- What do you want? - I just want to protect my family.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06So, protect them.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08I don't know how to protect them in Africa.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10You'll figure it out.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12There are more ways of protecting them than wrapping them
0:20:12 > 0:20:14in cotton wool.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18It's up to you. I don't think she'll go without you, though.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Like she's threatening.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- No?- No. She loves you. Don't ask me why.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I always thought you were a sad sack,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29but Becky's seen something in you
0:20:29 > 0:20:31and she's far cleverer than me.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38For a start, she knows you're a good dad. She never had a good dad.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42She can't look after Stanley on her own.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45If you're not prepared to follow her on her whims and adventures,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48then you're just going to have to tame her.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49I don't want to tame her.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Good. Cos I wouldn't fancy your chances.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Becky, I'm outside the school, can you come out?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16'Why can't you come in?'
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I don't want to come in. I'm dressed in modern day clothes.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Everyone will look at me. - 'I've been thinking about Africa.' - No, no.- 'I've decided...'
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Let me say.- '..you don't have to go.' - I've made up my mind. - 'Yes. And you're right.'
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- No, Becky, I want to go.- No. - I want to go. I was wrong.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- I don't want to go. I'm so sorry. - If we don't do it now then we never will.- It was a stupid idea.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- We have to do it.- No, I don't want to go.- It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Stan's too young.- No. No. - It'll tear us apart. - It'll bring us closer together.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- You were right.- I was wrong. Honestly, Becky, we need to do this.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Let's go and have an adventure. You, me and Stan. - Really? Oh, God. Now I don't know.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47We have to do it.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I've got no idea what to expect but I'm going to give it a try.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54OK.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00There's just one problem.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I was supposed to have accepted the job by yesterday.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Oh, oh, it's all right.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08You accepted the job on my behalf.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09- Just in case.- Unbelievable.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12What happened?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- I spoke to your mum.- What did she say? Oh, God, I don't want to know.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16What did she say?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17She said you loved me.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20You love me too.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Come on. They're playing Catch The Greasy Pig in the field.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Playing what?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Catch The Greasy Pig.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- What's that? - It's a Victorian thing.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38You smear a pig in Vaseline and then you run around trying to catch it.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39You serious?
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Yeah. It's hilarious. Mr Boxhall just fell flat on his arse.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45SHE LAUGHS
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Isn't that a bit cruel? - No. He was laughing.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49I meant for the pig.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO
0:23:07 > 0:23:10So, you're all sorted? Visas and stuff, jabs?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12All done. Ready to go.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I've done nothing. Becky's done it all.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16You do surprise me.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22So I've decided I'm going to do it. It's time.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Put my money where my mouth is.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Yeah?- Yep. It's time.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28How do you go about that, then?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Well, first off, you submit an online application,
0:23:30 > 0:23:32pretty extensive questions.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35You want to get that right. Increase your chances.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Exactly. Spend some time on that.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39And you're going to do it?
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Yep.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Imagine.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43I know.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44You on Mastermind.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Yeah.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Do you think your feet will reach the ground in that chair?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Won't matter. Only focus on the face.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57And what would your chosen specialised subject be?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, you have to pick three. One for each round.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02It's pretty tough.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05I'm thinking British birds not including seagulls.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07No seagulls.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Nah, not interested in seagulls.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Can you do that?
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Don't know. Can't do the life and career of Linda Lusardi.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16No, that's a bit creepy.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Why would it be creepy?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Well, wouldn't it come across a bit sinister knowing every
0:24:22 > 0:24:23detail about one woman's life?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Well, a bloke did Virginia Woolf last week.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27It's hardly the same.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Who will you talk bollocks at while I'm in Africa?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Just keep talking bollocks.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Half the time, I'm not even bothered if you're listening.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40That's good. Half the time, I'm not.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Here she is.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Anything?
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Nah.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50So they caught him. Did you hear?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Yeah. Good.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55So, you're actually going, then?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Yeah, looks like it.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Jealous.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01You'll be doing the same sort of thing in a couple of years.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Will you e-mail?
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Doubt it.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06All right. I'll see you in a year, then.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07You can tell me all about it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08OK.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Right here. In exactly a year.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Deal.- Pub?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Go on, then.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21ECHOING HORSE WHINNY
0:25:23 > 0:25:25FLEETING RUSTLE OF HOOVES
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Did you hear that?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Hear what?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Horses.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37No.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I thought I heard horses.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49You coming?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Yeah.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Wait a minute.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21BEEPING
0:26:21 > 0:26:23What you got?
0:26:23 > 0:26:2556. A bit iffy.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27It's just junk, mate. Leave it.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28MACHINE WHOOPS
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Wait a sec.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Ah. I've got a feeling.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- You've always got a feeling.- Yeah.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55When in doubt, dig it out.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Mate, it's probably just another ring pull.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07What if it's not just another ring pull?
0:27:16 > 0:27:17BEEPING
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Ooh.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58YE-EEAH!