Episode 1

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0:00:39 > 0:00:42- MAN:- ..solar panels that we pop over the farm, switch on...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Figures for next year's forecast, sir.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49You did not bring biscuits.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50There weren't any, sir.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52..acquire up to 600 acres across East Anglia...

0:00:52 > 0:00:53No biscuits?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56..starting with a site in north Essex,

0:00:56 > 0:00:59which we received planning permission for on the 4th of May.

0:00:59 > 0:01:0251-acre site, 30 megawatts of power per annum and a saving

0:01:02 > 0:01:06of 180,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide over the course of a 30-year lease.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11For centuries, man has looked for the earth's bounty

0:01:11 > 0:01:16below the ground, but now we are on the brink of a new age of clean,

0:01:16 > 0:01:20carbon neutral energy production from the sun - and the treasure,

0:01:20 > 0:01:25ladies and gentlemen, is very much above our heads.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Now, Church Farm, once these solar panels

0:01:27 > 0:01:29start being erected in six weeks' time,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32will be the third-largest solar farm in England

0:01:32 > 0:01:34and will supply low-cost electricity

0:01:34 > 0:01:37to the local town of Danebury.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41BIRDSONG

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Look at that. Not a cloud in the sky.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Shall we?

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Let's.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08MUSIC: Detectorists Theme by Johnny Flynn

0:02:13 > 0:02:18# Will you search the loamy earth for me?

0:02:18 > 0:02:23# Climb through the briar and bramble?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27# I'll be your treasure

0:02:33 > 0:02:37# I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind

0:02:37 > 0:02:40# I knew the call of all the songbirds

0:02:40 > 0:02:45# They sang all the wrong words

0:02:46 > 0:02:49# I'm waiting for you

0:02:50 > 0:02:54# I'm waiting for you...

0:03:05 > 0:03:06What do you think that is?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh, yeah.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11That's a retaining plate

0:03:11 > 0:03:15from the back of a mid-20th century socket mount.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Would have had a rod coming off here,

0:03:17 > 0:03:20with a loop to attach it to the spring housing.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Brilliant. I can cross that off my wish list.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Don't knock it, mate. That's a piece of history right there.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Small scrap of a life long forgotten.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Yeah, that's easy for you to say,

0:03:31 > 0:03:33you've got a piece in the British Museum.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Have I told you about that?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Where do you go from there? What do you aspire to?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Is there a Nobel prize for metal detecting?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42There should be.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47We're so lucky to have been here.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50When you think about how small this island is.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53We're walking on archaeology.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55There's nowhere we could tread that hasn't been trodden on

0:03:55 > 0:03:58a thousand times before by Celts,

0:03:58 > 0:04:00the Druids, the Romans...

0:04:00 > 0:04:01What have you got?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Scaffold clamp.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06..Saxons, the Vikings.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09You know, when I look at this landscape, I can read it.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13That's the likely site of a settlement.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15That's where the workers gathered for their lunch.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17That's where someone left some scaffolding.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36If you could invite any six people to a dinner party, who would it be?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Anyone from history. Alive or dead.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Alive, probably. - You know what I mean.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- I know who I wouldn't invite. - Who?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Stephen Fry or Jesus.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Yeah? - Yeah. They get invited to these

0:04:47 > 0:04:49imaginary dinner parties all the time.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Doubt they'd be very good company.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Probably a bit bored and bolshy.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57And the Dalai Lama. Bit moody.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I don't know, maybe Kurt Cobain?

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Oh, yeah, he'd be a good laugh.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04He was known for his sparkling dinner party conversation.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Will there be heroin at this dinner party?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, speaking of which,

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I reckon one of Kate's friends is smoking in my flat.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15You know, bit of the old, uh... WHISTLES

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Go on, say it.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18- What?- Wacky baccy.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I wasn't going to say "wacky baccy".

0:05:20 > 0:05:22What were you gonna say?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Spliff.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Cool.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Is Kate still in the spare room?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Yeah. Yeah.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Yeah.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33You don't mind?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35No, no. it's great, you know.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Brings a bit of life to the place.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41It's no longer Lance's sad bachelor pad.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43All spick and span and tidy.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Now there's people about.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Young people.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Stuff all over the floor.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53No, it's great.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56I don't even mind the, uh...

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Wacky baccy. - ..spliff.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Oh, that's good, that's great.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01You ever stay at Toni's?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03No, I can't, I get seasick.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Mate, she lives on a barge, a narrow boat.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's not being tossed upon the open seas.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Well, it makes no difference.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I can feel movement, even when it's imperceptible to others.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I last about ten minutes,

0:06:18 > 0:06:21then I start to sweat and heave.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oh, that's not a good look.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27How's it going at the mother-in-law's?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Ah, it's great, it's great.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32It's all good.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34She's a bit, sometimes,

0:06:34 > 0:06:37but she likes me better now that I've got a job.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40She adores Stanley, babysits, so, no, it's all good.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You don't miss not having your own space?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I've, uh, I've taking up vaping of an evening.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Just so that I can go stand alone in the garden for ten minutes.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Oh, well, there you go. Ideal.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Yeah.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Yeah.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Hello.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26In here.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Make sure you put your things back in the cupboard,

0:07:35 > 0:07:37so I don't fall over them again.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yeah. Doing that now.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Put your boots on the paper.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I just done it, just now.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Don't get snippy with me, I heard that.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50I hate being told to do stuff that I've already done,

0:07:50 > 0:07:52or I'm actually in the process of doing.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I bet you don't speak to Rebecca like that.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I wouldn't dare.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Is she here? - Giving Stanley a bath.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Don't go in the lounge, it's all set up for my ladies.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04OK.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Where have you been today?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Metal detecting?- Yep.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Find anything?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12BOTH: Nah.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Look who's clean and ready for bed.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Hello, sunshine. Who's reading you a story?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- You.- Yeah?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Oh, before you put Stanley to bed,

0:08:21 > 0:08:23can you check on that bathroom mirror?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's loose, I'm afraid it's going to fall off the wall.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27OK. Better go and find my drill.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I might be some time.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Do you want a glass of wine? - Oh, yes, please.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33I'll bring one out.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35What story shall we read? Hm?

0:08:37 > 0:08:38STANLEY TALKS

0:09:15 > 0:09:17BECKY CHUCKLES

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Are you missing your shed?

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Who was it who said any man who, past the age of 30, finds himself

0:09:30 > 0:09:33without a shed can consider himself a failure?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Titchmarsh?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Might have been Titchmarsh, yeah.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40We're not gonna be here forever.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Just until we get a deposit together and now that you're working,

0:09:43 > 0:09:45that's gonna happen all the sooner.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Hey, don't you start a new dig at work tomorrow?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Yeah. New site near Colchester.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52They're putting up an office block and we've got to go

0:09:52 > 0:09:54and check out what could be some roman walls.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- That could be exciting. - Oh, yeah, definitely, yeah.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Yeah?- Oh, absolutely.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02A lot of archaeologists think there's a lost Roman settlement

0:10:02 > 0:10:04outside Colchester.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08There you go, then. Here's to you finding the Essex Herculaneum.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Terry's got two sheds.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16You can have one shed.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13DOOR OPENS

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Morning.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, almost. CHUCKLES

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- What time is it?- 12:45.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, shit.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24You have a good night?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah, it was all right.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Where'd you go?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Oh, we had a lock-in, just stayed in the bar once they'd closed up.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36You working tonight?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Oh, I've got the night off.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40I've invited people round here, actually.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- That's all right, isn't it? - Yep.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- You want some cheese on toast? - Oh, yes, please.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Actually, uh, love, um...

0:11:59 > 0:12:03..Mrs Morris was asking whether you could keep the noise down

0:12:03 > 0:12:06when you ask friends back here late at night, cos, uh...

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Honestly, Dad, I couldn't make any less noise if I tried.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12This place is so deathly quiet at night, the tiniest noise,

0:12:12 > 0:12:14like, echoes around the town.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- I know, but she's old. - I dropped my keys.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18That's what it was, I dropped my keys and I swear to God,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20I saw five lights come on up up the road.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21People coming to their windows.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Well, that...

0:12:24 > 0:12:26That's Danebury for you.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Oh, and, um, Kate,

0:12:33 > 0:12:34you-you know the cheese?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- The what? - You know the cheese,

0:12:36 > 0:12:39if you cut a corner off it, it makes it harder to sli...

0:12:39 > 0:12:40It doesn't matter.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Sorry, what?- Doesn't matter, it's just...the cheese.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Stick your hat on, mate, you'll get me fined.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15No, I know. But rules are rules.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18You find anything, no?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20I don't know, mate, this is promising stuff.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I mean, this definitely looks like a Roman building,

0:13:22 > 0:13:24there's bits of of this around.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26This is obviously the exterior of the wall,

0:13:26 > 0:13:28so the rest of the building would have been in this area.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I was going to suggest a trench parallel with the wall

0:13:31 > 0:13:32and then maybe one in this direction.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah, I was thinking more...

0:13:34 > 0:13:36over there.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Over there?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Yeah, around there, that area.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Why there? - See what's there.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Under there.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47You mean, as opposed to over here?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Yeah. Yeah, yes.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53It's just that I thought we were more likely to find...

0:13:53 > 0:13:56But that's not far from here, is it? It's just there.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Yeah, I suppose.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Yeah, I suppose.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Well, we'll mark it out.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06And I don't think we need to dig too deep.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10All right if I have a quick sweep of this area with my metal detector?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Huh?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15You've got a metal detector?

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Yeah, yeah.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18What for?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- It's a useful tool. - Well, I don't think you should be

0:14:20 > 0:14:22using a metal detector without permission.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- No, but I'm asking permission. - No, I know.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm saying I don't think the construction company

0:14:26 > 0:14:28will like you using a metal detector.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Could you ask?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Eh...yes.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37But don't hold your breath.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39And keep your hat on, mate.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Health and safety.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Well, I can tell by the very healthy state of the finds table

0:14:54 > 0:14:57that last week's wet weather has really helped your detecting.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01The ground at the beginning of the month was so parched and cracked,

0:15:01 > 0:15:07but a couple of good days of rain and those cracks become moist.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Which, of course, makes it easier for you to get your tool in.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13GIGGLING

0:15:13 > 0:15:16And what else do moister conditions mean, Hugh?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Er, deeper penetration.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- STIFLED LAUGHTER - Deeper penetration, that's right.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22SQUEAKING

0:15:22 > 0:15:25As much as six inches, in some cases.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27LAUGHTER

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Sorry, what's funny?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- STIFLING LAUGH - Nothing.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Louise?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34INHALES SHARPLY Nothing. Nothing.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Sorry, sorry, Terry, I wasn't really concentrating.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40What do, er, what do moister conditions mean?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Deeper penetration.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- LAUGHTER HIGH PITCHED:- That's right.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Oh I see. Yeah, you're being smutty, aren't you?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Cover your ears, Sheila,

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- you shouldn't have to listen to this filth.- Sorry, Sheila.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I don't mind.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Luckily, young Hugh doesn't get it. - Get what?

0:15:57 > 0:15:58He's nearly 35.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Yeah, well, look, smutty innuendo aside,

0:16:01 > 0:16:06as I say, some very choice finds on the finds table.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Whose are the crotal bells?

0:16:09 > 0:16:10- HIGH PITCHED:- Those are mine.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Lovely pair. - CLINKING

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Thank you. - Two very nice Victorian coins here,

0:16:15 > 0:16:16whose are these?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19They're mine. My first hoard.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Well, I'm not sure we can call that a hoard, Hugh.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Purse spill, maybe.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Were they in the same hole?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Close.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30How close?

0:16:30 > 0:16:3150 yards.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34They were in a straight line.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35But there are only two of them.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Any two points on Earth are in a straight line.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh, now,

0:16:39 > 0:16:44I believe we have got some jewellery retrieval service news. Russ?

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Indeed.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49You'll recall how Hugh, here, found an interesting badge

0:16:49 > 0:16:51that turned out to be an identification tag

0:16:51 > 0:16:53from Her Majesty's Prison, Chelmsford.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Well, after some research, we were able to match

0:16:57 > 0:17:01the prisoner number to a Mr Oliver Meeker,

0:17:01 > 0:17:05who sadly passed away in 1993 -

0:17:05 > 0:17:11but we also were able to trace his widow, who is still alive

0:17:11 > 0:17:13and she's living in Ipswich

0:17:13 > 0:17:17and so we were able to return the badge to her.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- How did that work out? - It was a complete surprise.

0:17:22 > 0:17:27She had absolutely no idea that her husband had even been to prison.

0:17:27 > 0:17:32She thought he'd been working away in Colombia for 18 months.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34In the hotel industry.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37She was very emotional.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Quite tearful.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Do you know why he went to prison?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Yes.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44He'd, um...

0:17:50 > 0:17:53He'd... I'd rather not talk about it, because it's not nice.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh, you're joking - look at this.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Gah, another solar farm.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Won't be any land left to detect on soon.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Well, it's clean, sustainable energy, Louise.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07You've got to move with the times, embrace the change.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Don't they fry birds?

0:18:09 > 0:18:10Fry them?

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Yeah, fry them out of the sky.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15You know, is that done with solar beams?

0:18:15 > 0:18:19No, the solar panels absorb the sunlight, Hugh.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23They don't reflect it back in concentred death rays.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Don't they confuse bees?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29A confused bee's better than no bee at all, Sheila.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32ANDY: They help the bees, cos they plant wildflowers in between the solar panels.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Ah. - LANCE: Where's this one going, then?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Uh, it's, um... Hang on a sec.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Du-du-du-du-der,

0:18:41 > 0:18:45"third-largest solar farm", yada yada yada yada,

0:18:45 > 0:18:48uh, "13 megawatts"... No, no, no, where is it?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Ah, here we are.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55"Due to start construction in six weeks at..."

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- TERRY:- Look who I found.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Toni's here.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Hi, love.- Hello, you.

0:19:06 > 0:19:11Cider, Numbers, Numbers

0:19:11 > 0:19:14and an Aperol spritz for my good lady wife.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Oh, hee-hee.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Thanks, Terry. - Thanks Terry.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19- Cheers, Terpa. - Cheers.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Hang on, has something happened?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Just found out we've lost the farm.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Oh, no. You've been there for years, haven't you?

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Five.- Well, exactly.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34I mean, you've searched the place out.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38You said yourself you've got to accept change. Time to move on.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40No such thing as searched out, Terry, there's always more.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43I've always thought there's something good there, something significant.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Well, I thought this was the year we were gonna find it.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50How long are the solar panels going to be there?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Says the lease is 30 years.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55And how old are you now?

0:19:56 > 0:19:5848.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03You'll find a new permission.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I don't know, love, it's getting harder and harder.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Oh. Oh, well.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Let's all take off our gloomy trousers

0:20:12 > 0:20:14and talk about something else.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Good idea, love.- Yeah.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Change of subject.

0:20:23 > 0:20:28Ooh, I heard your Kate dropped her keys the other night?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Mm.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31How do you know that?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Who told us that Kate dropped her keys?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Was it Miriam in the pet shop?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Miriam heard from one of the mums at Clown Land.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Did she find them? - I don't think she lost 'em.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- She just dropped them? - I think so.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I'll have to tell Miriam.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47If you could.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58It might be a good thing.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02You can spend more time with me, or start writing songs again.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Mm.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06When you gonna play me something on your mandolin?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Er...I'm not that great.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09That wasn't the question.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Ah, I don't know.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Tonight?

0:21:15 > 0:21:16- Ah.- Kate's there?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19She's got some friends staying.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20I don't mind.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23The place isn't really my own at the moment.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Well, can't you bring your mandolin over to mine?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30I stopped off at the chemist and got these.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Um...- Seasickness pills.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34It's just they don't agree with me.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36"Yes, we do."

0:21:37 > 0:21:39I've had 'em before and they make me hallucinate.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- That sounds fun. - Then I get the runs.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Oh.

0:21:42 > 0:21:47Look. Look, I'll talk to Kate

0:21:47 > 0:21:48and I'll sort it out.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50I'm sorry. I promise.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53OK. Well, then, I'll see you tomorrow.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55All right. Sorry.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56It's all right.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Sorry.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26I'm living in a squat.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Did you say something?

0:22:31 > 0:22:34I said, I live in a squat. There's shit everywhere.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Towels on the floor, piles of clothes, dirty mugs and plates.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Spillages.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42What's brought this on?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Toni won't stay while Kate's there.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50And I'm worried she's gonna leave me if I don't sort it out soon.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Place isn't mine anymore. I want it all spick and span again.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57You should say something to Kate if she's staying there rent free.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58Yeah, I know.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02I'm worried if I say anything, she's gonna up and leave again.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04I'm walking on egg shells.

0:23:04 > 0:23:09Literally. There was egg shells all over the kitchen floor last week.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11If it's any consolation, I hate my job.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Thought you loved your job?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16It's bullshit. I don't know what's going on there.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18The site manager doesn't know what he's doing.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20He's dead behind the eyes.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I thought you had to be passionate to be an archaeologist, you know?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25It's not something you can just fall into reluctantly.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Don't know what I'd do without this place to escape to.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Haven't even got a shed.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Call it a day? - Go on, then.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Switching off detectors in five...

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- BOTH:- ..four, three, two...

0:23:38 > 0:23:39- INTERMITTENT BLEEPS - Hang on.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41BLEEPING CONTINUES

0:23:41 > 0:23:45- What you got? - Jumping around between 50 and 80.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Probably just a shotty.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Bloody hell. Look at that.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56It's a whistle.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58That is lovely.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Good job, mate.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02What's that? Military?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Nah, that's a hawking whistle.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07A falconer would have used that, call his bird back.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08SIGHS

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Does it work?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's full of dirt, hang on.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Go on.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLE

0:24:29 > 0:24:31ECHOES, WIND WHISTLES

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Pub?

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Go on, then.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47GENTLE BIRDSONG

0:24:53 > 0:24:55WHISTLE ECHOES

0:25:08 > 0:25:10SHORT WHISTLE, ECHOES

0:25:10 > 0:25:12LONG WHISTLE

0:25:12 > 0:25:14WHISTLE ECHOES

0:25:14 > 0:25:17# One's for sorrow

0:25:17 > 0:25:21# Two's for joy

0:25:22 > 0:25:29# Three's for a girl and four's for a boy

0:25:30 > 0:25:36# Five's for silver Six for gold

0:25:37 > 0:25:40# Seven's for a secret

0:25:40 > 0:25:44# Never told

0:25:45 > 0:25:47- # Devil, Devil - BIRD CALLS

0:25:47 > 0:25:53# I defy thee

0:25:53 > 0:26:00# Devil, Devil, I defy thee

0:26:00 > 0:26:02# Devil, Devil

0:26:02 > 0:26:08# I defy thee

0:26:10 > 0:26:13# Oh, the magpie brings us tidings

0:26:13 > 0:26:18# Of news both fair and foul

0:26:18 > 0:26:22# She's more cunning than the raven

0:26:22 > 0:26:25# More wise than any owl

0:26:27 > 0:26:30# Though she brings us news of the harvest

0:26:30 > 0:26:33# Of the barley, wheat and corn

0:26:33 > 0:26:36# And she knows when we'll go to our graves

0:26:36 > 0:26:41# And how we shall be born

0:26:42 > 0:26:45# One's for sorrow

0:26:45 > 0:26:49# Two's for joy

0:26:49 > 0:26:56# Three's for a girl and four's for a boy

0:26:56 > 0:27:03# Five's for silver Six for gold

0:27:03 > 0:27:05# Seven's for a secret

0:27:05 > 0:27:11# Never told. #

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