0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26LOUD PEEING
0:00:34 > 0:00:39# Will you search through the lonely earth for me
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Climb through the briar and bramble
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# I'll be your treasure
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# I'm waiting for you
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# I'm waiting for you... #
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Morning.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10You sleep at all?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14No, I needed a wee most of the night, but I was too scared.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Of what?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20I don't know. Ghosts, I think, or a wolf.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- You check the spot?- Yeah.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Anything?- Nah.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27There's definitely more. That's why they're watching.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I figured it out.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Who's watching what? - I figured it out in the night.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37The magpies have been watching this spot for centuries.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Successive generations of them.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43The magpies know there's more down there.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45You sound a bit mystical.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48No. Makes sense.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Magpies love shiny things. - Yeah, but they don't pass stories
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- to their kids and grandkids. - How do you know?
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Might be some sort of collective genetic memory.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Do you want a cup of tea?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10How do I catch a magpie?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Alive?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Yeah.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14With utmost difficulty, mate.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16You reckon?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Are you joking? What are your ideas?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- What's top of your list of ways to catch a live magpie?- A net.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24What kind of net?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26A big one. Like a landing net.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29What, and just creep up on it?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Sit in a hide. Put bait out.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Good luck with that.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39What are you going to do once you've caught it? Interrogate it?
0:02:39 > 0:02:43I reckon that they're hoarding it all in one place, the gold coins.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47So if we could catch a magpie and attach a tracking device or a
0:02:47 > 0:02:51camera, get it to take another coin and we could watch where it goes.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I think you might have a urine infection, mate.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You held on to it for too long.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Well, well,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I have to try.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You going up the club Monday?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05What's happening?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Varde's giving a talk on the NCP hoard.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- What's NCP stand for?- I don't know.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13National Car Parks, isn't it?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- I might be late, I'm working. - You told me you quit your job.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20I did. I signed up again with a temping agency.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Weed killing on the A414.- Nice.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'm not in till Tuesday, so I thought I might stay here,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30guard the place.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34You avoiding your flat?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38No.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51KNOCKS ON GLASS
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Hello. Have you come about the boiler?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Erm, I'm looking for Lance. Is he here?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59No. Is it about the boiler?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02What? No, sorry. Who are you?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm Maggie.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Lance's ex. Who are you?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I'm Toni, Lance's...current.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Currant?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14What, like a sultana?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16No, current, as in...
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Oh, my God! Oh, are you Lance's girlfriend?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Oh!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Ha! Oh, I'm so sorry!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I thought you meant like a raisin!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Did he not tell you?
0:04:30 > 0:04:35Oh, my God! This must look awful, me standing here in me slippers.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38No, he's just letting me stay in his daughter's room while she's away.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Come in!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Come in!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Ah!
0:04:46 > 0:04:51- Kate's gone away?- Yeah, she borrowed his car. His little yellow TVR.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53While he's off camping or something.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56So, you're his girlfriend.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Let's have a look at you.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Ah.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You're not how I thought you'd be.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- I thought you'd be more like, you know...- Like what?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, he used to be married to me, so someone more like,
0:05:12 > 0:05:16you know, nice clothes, bit of make-up, not so tomboyish.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19What's your name again? Trevor?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Toni.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh! Ha!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, how funny!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29No, you look cute in that. I mean, it wouldn't suit me.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33People expect me to have nice clean nails, in my line of work.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- What's your line of work? - I'm an author.- Are you?- Yeah.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Yeah, I've had a bit of a tidy up. Place was in a right state.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47He needs someone looking after him, that man.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51You a Scorpio?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53No.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Do you want me to tell him you were here?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59If you want.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- See ya. - DOOR SLAMS
0:06:11 > 0:06:13All right, Steve? These the new spares, are they?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Yeah, they're the new ones. You fill the tanks with water?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Yeah, it's just water in there.- OK.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Well, put half a bottle of that in each tank.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Don't get it on your hands and don't breathe it in.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- All right?- Yeah, that's all done, yeah.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Don't forget your, um...- Na-ha.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- You need filling up?- Er, yeah. - Yeah, give it here. I'll do it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Cheers.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24SQUAWKS
0:09:40 > 0:09:43SQUAWKING
0:10:15 > 0:10:19APPLAUSE
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Thank you, Varde.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Very interesting talk on a fascinating hoard.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35And as ever, with these things,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37it throws up more questions than it answers.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41I mean, why were so many National Cycling Proficiency badges
0:10:41 > 0:10:43buried together?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44And by whom?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Hell's Angels.- Lance Armstrong.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Any other questions for Varde, before she rests her voice?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54You must be quite hoarse after that marathon.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56No questions?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58OK, moving on. Lance.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Have you got any further, tracing your stolen coin?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I've given up with that Teriyaki.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I've been chasing magpies for the last two days.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08That's good.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Birdwatching's very good for the soul.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11It's calming.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Yeah, not this type of bird-watching, Sheila.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17This is angry bird-watching, for monetary gain.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20He wanted to catch one and strap a camera to it.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21I left a coin there,
0:11:21 > 0:11:24but they didn't touch it cos they knew it wasn't gold.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26They didn't touch it cos you were sitting next to it with a net.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Actually, Varde had an idea about that, didn't you?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Er, Varde was saying that magpies, you know,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35being part of the corvid family, are highly intelligent, so you
0:11:35 > 0:11:39could, given time, gain its trust and get it to take things from you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41It's all very well you saying that, Varde.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I haven't got the time to tame a magpie.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48We lose that land in three weeks. Honestly!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50You're all talk, sometimes!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Are you sure you're not just using this temporary magpie obsession
0:11:54 > 0:11:58to block out the difficulties you're having in your private life?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- I was just going to say that. - Me, too.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05It seems like you're focusing too much on magpies
0:12:05 > 0:12:07and not on your real problems.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14No.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Anyway, I'm done with the gold coins and the magpies.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22You were right. I'm going to let that one go.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Pint of Stella, please, mate.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Hiya, Toni, love.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Er, it's me.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44You haven't been returning my calls, so I was just wondering
0:12:44 > 0:12:46if everything's all right.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Anyway, er, give us a ring when you get this message.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Otherwise, I'll probably see you at work.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Bye.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Cheers, Michael.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Sure I can't tempt anyone to stay? - No, no.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Got to be fresh for Bollywood class in the morning.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- They're his favourite.- Oh, yeah? You like the old Bollywood, do you?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Oh, yes.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15He's very good.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18He could be in the movies.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21If he dyed his moustache and learned to speak Hindi.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Bye, all.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- See ya.- Night.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- You all right? You're going to stay on your own?- Yeah.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I've got my magazine, you know.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33And I'm just going to give it another hour,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36wait for Mags to go to bed.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Bloody hell, mate. That's no way to live.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Won't be for long.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I'd stay for another, but I've got to be up early.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Pressure hosing chewing gum in Chelmsford.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Charming.- Cheerio.- Cheers.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Hi.- Hi.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Mm! Beer and Scout Hall! - You love it!- I do.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13How was the club?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Same.- I can't imagine what you have to talk about.- Do you meet weekly?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Very weakly, sometimes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Usually just turns into a therapy session, if I'm honest.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I would love to be a fly on the wall!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- You don't have to be a fly on the wall. You can come along.- No.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Oh, I've found a couple more flats I want to see.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Are you working tomorrow? - Yeah, afraid so. In Colchester.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Oh.- Where were you today? - Colchester, the same.- All day?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Till four, yeah.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Andy uncovered a portion of Roman mosaic last week, didn't you?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I did, yeah. We were hoping there was going to be more,
0:14:43 > 0:14:45but we only turned up medieval stuff today.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Didn't I see you on the A414? Outside Mornam?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Pardon? No, no, I was in Colchester.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Looked like you, at lunchtime,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58spraying the weeds on the hard shoulder.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01No, no, I don't know who that could have been.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Well, if it wasn't you, why would you know who it was?- Exactly.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Yeah, could have been anyone. I'm going to hit the sack.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Are you coming up? - Yeah, yeah, won't be long.- Night.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- What was that for?- For lying about Kate not taking your car.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh. How did you find out?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29I came by your flat.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- And the car wasn't there?- No.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Was anyone else there?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Yeah. Your ex-wife Maggie was there.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh, right. Listen, I've made a mess...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Look, could you stop throwing potatoes, just for a minute?
0:15:42 > 0:15:47- Made a mess of things. I should have told you, but I panicked.- You lied.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I know, but I thought I was doing it for...
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Oh! Look, please, stop throwing potatoes at me.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I know I deserve to have potatoes thrown at me,
0:15:55 > 0:15:59but it's very hard to concentrate. There's nothing going on between us.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01We're not back together.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I never suggested there was anything going on.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06If there's one thing I know you're not, Lance, it's a cheat.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- Oh. Well, thanks. - But you're a liar. And a coward.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14And those are two of my least favourite character traits.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- I don't usually lie.- No, you just thought you'd try it out on me.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21You bastard! Lying is what breaks couples up. Didn't you know that?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- I didn't think.- Another character trait I don't like.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- That's three. - Oh, I'm an idiot.- Four.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35For months now, whenever I suggest staying at yours, you say Kate's
0:16:35 > 0:16:38there and the place isn't your own and you don't feel comfortable.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I've never said I felt uncomfortable.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I just wanted to spend some time with you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46But the moment your ex turns up, you give Kate your car keys,
0:16:46 > 0:16:49say make yourself scarce, and the ex gets invited to stay.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- I couldn't turn her away, could I? - You turn me away on a regular basis.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Right, I'm going to tell her. She has to go.- Do what you want.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Mags...
0:16:59 > 0:17:01My name's Toni, for fuck's sake!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30How long have you been waiting there?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Two days?- No, I heard you coming.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- You don't need to rev so hard when you're changing up.- Shut up, Dad.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I wasn't expecting you back today.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Came home early. That's OK, isn't it?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- So, how was she?- She was grand.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I love her. She smells of the '70s.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Although I did back her into a post and broke a light.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- I'm kidding.- Oh! You had me going there!- Actually, I'm not kidding.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I did break a light. I don't know why I said I didn't.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I just felt like you wanted me to say it, so I did.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- So you have broke a light or you haven't?- I have.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15I'm sorry. One of the back ones. I'm so sorry. I will get it fixed.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22- Doesn't matter. It's only a car. - No, please, don't be heartbroken.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I thought you'd be angry.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I thought I'd be the one saying it's only a car.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Yeah, it's just one more thing, really.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30They say bad luck comes in eights.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Did you not have a nice time without me?- Unforeseen circumstances.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- I messed up a bit, upset Toni. - Oh, you're kidding.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41My ex-wife Maggie showed up.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- THAT was your ex-wife? Oh, my God! I let her in the flat.- Oh, no.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49I had to let her stay anyway cos she's split up with her partner
0:19:49 > 0:19:53and she was pretty cut up, so I let her sleep in your room.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55So you didn't even see Toni.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57No.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I'm sure you could patch it up.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03If she really means that much to you.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Yeah, there's a Triumph specialist in Boughton.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07He's bound to have one in stock.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- I meant Toni. - Anyway, there's no rush.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14As long as I get to him this afternoon before he shuts at four.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Actually, you know, I'd better get on with it.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Oh, I was thinking about what you said yesterday
0:21:20 > 0:21:22and I think I know where you might have seen me.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25We did stop off in the afternoon to survey another site.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28In Waldon.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Yeah, I remember now. I know. Those weren't sprayers you saw us with.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35It was surveying equipment, measuring sticks.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Oh, don't tell lies. Do you think I'm stupid?
0:21:38 > 0:21:43I know what I saw and it wasn't you being an archaeologist,
0:21:43 > 0:21:49but an agency worker spraying weedkiller on the hard shoulder.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51What's going on, Andy?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54It was just water, actually. I didn't put the weedkiller in.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56What IS going on?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- I quit my job.- Quit or lost?- Quit.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06It was a scam.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I did find a mosaic and I'm pretty sure there was more of it,
0:22:09 > 0:22:13but it was scraped away in the night before I had a chance to find out.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Because anything interesting found would just delay
0:22:16 > 0:22:18construction of this office block.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20So then you quit for the right reasons.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Thanks.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25So what makes you think my daughter wouldn't understand?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Well, because she wants to buy a flat
0:22:28 > 0:22:31and she's worried about Stan's schooling and I think she'd
0:22:31 > 0:22:35rather I just bit my tongue for a while, until we can afford a home.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36I think you'll find that ethics
0:22:36 > 0:22:41and principles stand pretty high on my daughter's agenda.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Yeah, I know. I didn't mean...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I'm just very aware that, after all those years studying,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I'm not making much of a success of being an archaeologist.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Well, maybe you're not an archaeologist.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Maybe you're more of a...hobbyist.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Can't make any money from hobbies. That's why they're hobbies.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Maybe you're not a money-maker, either.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05What a guy(!)
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Sorry for lying.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25FOOTSTEPS
0:23:25 > 0:23:27FRONT DOOR CLOSES
0:23:41 > 0:23:46SHE HUMS A TUNE
0:23:57 > 0:23:59What are you looking for?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Oh, my God! You made me jump.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- What are you doing, sitting there? - This is my room.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I thought you weren't coming back till tomorrow.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Well...
0:24:09 > 0:24:12I was just looking for Lance's TV licence.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Do you know where he keeps his TV licence?- It's not in there.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Is it not?- No.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- You angry? - I'm a little bit angry, yeah.- Aw.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Don't be silly. Come and have a cup of tea.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30God, you made me jump! Did you have a nice time?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I can't believe he lent you his car.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34He never used to let me go near that thing.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Not to drive it, anyway.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Oh, I always hated getting in and out of that car.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I could never do it without flashing my knickers.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45How long are you staying for?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Not long. Just until I sort myself out.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- You do know he's got a girlfriend, don't you?- Yeah.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53I met the current. She's a funny little thing, ain't she?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- What are you doing here, Maggie? - Oh, dear.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00You a little bit jealous? Yeah?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Have I upset your cushy little number?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Cos you must have it pretty easy here, I suppose.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Treat the place like your own.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Cos it was a right shithole when I arrived.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- What are you after? - I'm not after anything, love.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16You're the one taking the piss.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I don't suppose Lance has ever told you about us, has he?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Yeah, he told me you left him for an arsehole.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Did he call him an arsehole?- I think he did, yeah.- That's rude.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27So, what is it I need to know about you and my dad?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29That we still have a deep connection.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31And we'll always be there for one another.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- He hadn't mentioned that, no. - We have a spiritual bond,
0:25:34 > 0:25:37forged at a Pagan ceremony at Avebury standing stones.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40He kept that one to himself, too.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43I know what Lance wants. I know what Lance needs.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51TEXT ALERT
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Oi!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Lollipop! Message from the arsehole!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12I reckon about ten minutes, 15,
0:26:12 > 0:26:16for you to get your spells and your potions out of my room
0:26:16 > 0:26:19and your boney arse out of my dad's life.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Boney arse?
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Yeah.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Apparently.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32That's from Working Girl.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35That's what I said.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Melanie Griffith.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39What did the text say?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Well, she wouldn't tell me, only that it was him, you know.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Pizza Hut manager.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- And she's gone now, Maggie? - Yeah, again.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Just got to patch things up with Toni.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Connect 4. Did you bring games?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00While away the hours.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Where did you get the Kerplunk?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Charity shop.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14You know, there isn't a single charity shop that
0:27:14 > 0:27:16doesn't have a Kerplunk.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19You should check it out. They can't shift them.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23There's a Sue Ryder in Colchester, there's a sign in the window -
0:27:23 > 0:27:26"no Kerplunks, thank you!"
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Cos it takes too long to put the sticks back in.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34If you take the time, the rewards are obvious.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Of course, it should really be on a level playing surface.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Your go.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- MARBLES RATTLE - Balls!