Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language

0:00:05 > 0:00:06What you got?

0:00:06 > 0:00:07Bloody hell.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09- Is that?- Blimey, mate.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Let me see.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15That is beautiful.

0:00:15 > 0:00:16ANDY LAUGHS

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Is that what I think it is?

0:00:18 > 0:00:20It's ruddy spearhead, mate.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21It's in incredible condition.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Medieval?

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Well, earlier, I'd say, I don't know.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Could it be Roman?- Unbelievable.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29You got some water to clean it?

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Er...

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Well, there's a water tank over there.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46HE LAUGHS

0:01:06 > 0:01:08No, I knew there was something fishy going on.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10You bloody liar. You nearly wet yourself.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12You said it was in incredible condition.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Well, exactly. It was the condition told me something was wrong.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17There was no age to it.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19God, I wish I hadn't seen the railings,

0:01:19 > 0:01:20then I'd still have a spearhead.

0:01:20 > 0:01:25Well, now you know how it feels to have your treasure snatched

0:01:25 > 0:01:28away so cruelly from right under your nose.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Feels like crap.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Wait a minute.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's the same, isn't it?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- What's the same as what? - The same as me losing my gold coin.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Not even nearly the same.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42That's a sign, a clue.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Are you building up to one of your bits of mystic wisdom?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49There's something about karma going on.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Not going to get in any book of quotations with that, mate.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55ANDY EXHALES

0:02:00 > 0:02:03The thing is, we have to redress the balance.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Get our own back on those idiots.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09It's all a question of karma.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12When I think about karma I see it as a good thing.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Like if you do something nice something nice will happen to you.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17But you see it as a tool for revenge.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well, what do you suggest?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Just let them on the land, for God's sake. Let everyone in.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Get a band. Have a festival.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28You lose the farm in a few days anyway, don't you?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yeah, but what if one of them finds my hoard?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Then at least it will have been found.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Anyway, I thought you said his detector was an antique.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40It is. It's a twat's detector.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42There you go again, being mean.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Stop being a bully.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Just play nicely with the other detectorists

0:02:46 > 0:02:49and then nice things will start to happen.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Woohoo! My very own ship!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- It's a boat.- No. I've upgraded it. Today it's a ship.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Come on, Dad.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Here.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Here you are.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10I don't know if I, er...

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Oh, Dad, please just have a glass of wine.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yeah.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Water looks a bit choppy today.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22It's like a mirror, what are you talking about? It'll be fine.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Here.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34- Cheers!- Cheers! - GLASSES CLINK

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Cheers.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39See, it's not so bad, is it?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41No. Not so bad.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Look at these two, Mum.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52BECKY LAUGHS

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Do you see what they're making?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56A house.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Well, it's the house we went to see.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01He can't stop thinking about it.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02He needs a place of his own.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I know.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08He's been making homes for hedgehogs and putting up bat boxes.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Some sort of nesting instinct kicking in.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14When's the auction?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Sunday.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Are you thinking of going along? - I don't know what else to do.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21He's got it in his head we're going to win it.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'm worried when we don't it's going to hit him hard.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36This is a big moment for me,

0:04:36 > 0:04:39because as you all know I have been working on this

0:04:39 > 0:04:40for a long time.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42And there were moments on the journey

0:04:42 > 0:04:45when I was quite despairing of ever getting this far.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49And there is only one person to thank for getting me through those

0:04:49 > 0:04:53dark days and that is, of course, my own darling Sheila, without whom...

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, come on, Terry, just show us, never mind the speeches.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57We all know how great Sheila is.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Yeah, come on, have you got her there? Let's have a look.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Let me just explain that this only the proof copy.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05The actual finished product will have a much better...

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Just show us!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Terry Cloth, Terry Cloth, Terry Cloth!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11THEY ALL CHANT

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

0:05:15 > 0:05:20Common Buttons of North West Essex by Terence Seymour.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:22 > 0:05:23ANDY WHISTLES

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Woo!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29I'm not expecting to make the New York Times best seller list, obviously.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Would be nice, but, erm...

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Well, the Co-op on Emsdale Road say they're

0:05:33 > 0:05:38going to stock a few copies, so we'll take it from there, see how it goes.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40What's the print run on this, Terry?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41An initial print run of 45.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Thousand?- No, 45.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46So, there'll be one for each of you

0:05:46 > 0:05:48and a bunch left over the for the general public.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Will you sign mine?- Certainly will, young Hugh.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53In fact I'll probably sign all the first editions.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Could you leave mine blank then? It'll be worth more.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58He could be the next JK Rowling.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Well, I doubt it'll spawn a movie franchise and a theme park, darling.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Button World.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07I'd go.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Mmm. Yeah, it does sound like a good day out, admittedly.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Speaking of a good day out, Lance and I have got a proposition.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You know we're losing our permission on Monday, well

0:06:15 > 0:06:17we've decided it's time to open it up.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Get everyone down there for the last day and blitz the place.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22See what there is to be found before it's covered over.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25About bloody time. What, you think there's still more to find?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Who knows, Terry, but we could do with your help.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Well, it's going to be a nice day on Sunday.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32It is. Yeah.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35And guess what I took delivery of this very morning?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- What?- Brand spanking new gazebo.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- How big?- Three metres by nine.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Phew!- Bring it along, Terrilium,

0:06:44 > 0:06:46and we can stick the finds table underneath.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48You could shift a few books.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, you heard the man. These boys need our help.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Full turnout, no excuses.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53There is just one thing.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56We may not be the only ones there.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Bloody hell. This is grim.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25We-e-elly, welly, well, well, well.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Look who's come crawling back.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30I can't do this.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Wait.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Look who it is. It's the Danebury Metal Detecting Club.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39HE LAUGHS

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- That is our name.- I know.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46You were saying it like you were making up some funny name for us.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, if I were to make up a funny name for you it would be a

0:07:49 > 0:07:52hell of a lot funnier than that, believe you me.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Would it?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, yes.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59You said you could get a preservation order put on that tree.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Mmm, well that's the trick, isn't it?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Tree preservation orders don't just...

0:08:04 > 0:08:08..materialise. We have made quite clear our demands.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Nice to see you apply the same ethics to your bat

0:08:10 > 0:08:13conservation as you do to your metal detecting.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You're not interested in bats.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Why do you want to save that tree?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20And what have you found in that field that you're guarding it

0:08:20 > 0:08:21so closely?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Well, if you help us we'll tell you.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26We can detect on the field?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28For one day. The last day before we lose it.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32The entire field, just the two of us, for the whole day?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Now, that we cannot agree to.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38This time we're going to do it properly. No more sneaking about.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42We're going to hold a rally with a £5 entrance fee, and at the end

0:08:42 > 0:08:46of the day we'll donate that money to your bat conservation charity.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49If you can save that tree.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- What, a proper organised rally? - Yeah.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55That's the deal, and we'll get the County Finds Liaison Officer

0:08:55 > 0:08:57down to record everything so it's all above board.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Take it or leave it. That's our final offer.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Will there be a barbecue? I heard sometimes they have a barbecue.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Er... Well...

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yeah, if the weather's nice.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11And will there be a...gazebo?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15There will be a gazebo, yeah. Terry's got a new gazebo.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19A new one? Well, we can maybe come down early and help set that up.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22You could if you wanted.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24The thing is, er...

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- We're not, um...- We haven't got.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28What is it?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33We're not currently members of the National Council

0:09:33 > 0:09:35for Metal Detecting.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh. I see.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42It's been tough the last few years with...

0:09:42 > 0:09:44After the, er, the troubles...

0:09:45 > 0:09:47..it's been very difficult to get references.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Well, I guess we could make you honorary DMDC members for the day?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Mmm. Don't see why not.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh! Well, that would be nice.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I mean, that sounds good.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03- HE COUGHS - Paul, can you...?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, do you, do you need a little tissue?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yes, please.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Help yourself.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Yes, thanks.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26And definitely no-one can touch it?

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Not for six months. By which time you'll have bats in your boxes.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34You said there was going to be a rally.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Is there still going to be a rally?

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Here they come.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45APPROACHING ENGINES

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'll see you in a minute, darling.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I hear you're good with gazebos?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Well, it's been a while.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22No matter. We can always use a hand.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Hurry up, now, we've got a gazebo to erect.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27And we don't have all day to do it.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33And strut joint E to strut B...

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Up.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46ALL GRUNT

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Steady!

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Lance.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Oh! Thank you, Sheila.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Glorious day to be here, as we say farewell to a long loved

0:12:55 > 0:12:59and, I understand, recently productive permission.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04Thank you to Lance and Andy for opening it up for us all.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07And welcome to our new friends, Paul and Phil.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12APPLAUSE

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Chaps, what can you tell us?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Thank you, Terrilee.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Well, folks, we think we've got a Roman burial,

0:13:20 > 0:13:22or the remains thereof.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25We found parts of a cremation urn,

0:13:25 > 0:13:29parts of another pot and various contemporary artefacts, including

0:13:29 > 0:13:35the infamous gold Septimius Severus, which was found on this very spot.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Yeah, mainly concentrated in this area here, up this end,

0:13:39 > 0:13:43but Roman coming up all over this field and beyond, so...

0:13:43 > 0:13:46So, loads of land to choose from, ladies and gents.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Coils to the soil, have a great day's detecting.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51CHEERING

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Guys, guys, can we spread out a bit?

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Guys?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11GUYS!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13GUYS! Look...

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Can we all spread out a bit? Look at yourselves. Come on.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Move out a bit. Come on. Shoo! Go on. Yee-ha! Go on!

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Yee-ha! Go on, get out!

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Ah. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I thought I'd better come and see what it's all about,

0:14:57 > 0:14:59find out what I'm sharing you with.

0:14:59 > 0:15:05Well, prepare to be transported into a world of wonder and adventure.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Righto! Have you found anything?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Hey, Toni, how's it going?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Mate, I've left my stuff up by the tree, I'll be back in an hour.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Don't find anything. - Where are you going?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Just nipping off to buy a house. You need anything?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Uh, no, you're OK. Cheers.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Oh! Decide on your price and stick to it.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43So, with the money from your car that's 15 grand, we've got, tops?

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Yep.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46All right. We'll just see how it goes.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47If we get it, we get it. If not...

0:15:49 > 0:15:50- Yeah.- Let me do the bidding.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Really?- Yeah, I know how to do it.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55You hold up the card to raise the bid a £1,000

0:15:55 > 0:15:57and then you do that to raise it 500.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00You think you can handle it?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03I don't mean to brag, darling, but I've been watching these

0:16:03 > 0:16:05programmes for years while you've been at work.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06I think I know what I'm doing.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Have you got the card?- What card?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24The card with the number on that you wave to bid.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Where do we get the card?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27I don't think we need that card.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Are you sure? The ones on YouTube usually have a card.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56They've all got cards, I knew it.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01Excuse me, are we supposed to have a card with a number on it?

0:17:01 > 0:17:02To wave?

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Lot 3, bid up set stock property 6565663H, 1930s

0:17:15 > 0:17:17mini terraced cottagette.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- What was that?- Shh. Ours is the one after this.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Just watch and see how they do it..

0:17:21 > 0:17:24A lot of excitement in the room, a lot of excitement on the phones.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27And, so, twin contracts of ownership, rental guidelines,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29pertaining of potential under clauses pending.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Agents charges come under Section 17, Part 3 but merges

0:17:31 > 0:17:34and contractors can waive the severance in person within 21 days.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36So, what have we got? Start me over if you like?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38There, now there?

0:17:38 > 0:17:39What's he saying?

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Get me going. Where you going to be?

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Am I going to find you?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Can you feel my eye? Draw it to you. Make me an opener?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Somebody? 45 I have, thank you very much, sir.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Do I see a 46? 46 I see. Do I see 47?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53May I say 48? 48 for you now. Is it 49?

0:17:53 > 0:17:5549, 49, 49, 49, 49. No, do I have 49?

0:17:55 > 0:17:5649, I have, 50?

0:17:56 > 0:17:5850 I'm bid. Fresh bid. Do I have 51? 51 I have, 51, 52,

0:17:58 > 0:18:0053, 54, 55,

0:18:00 > 0:18:0256, 57. 57, 57, I'm selling at £57,000.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06One, twice, three times, sold. Thank you.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Moving on.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12What even was that? Jesus. It's not like this on Property Lottery.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19INSISTENT BEEPING

0:18:20 > 0:18:21HE BLOWS

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Nice button.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Welsh Guards. 2nd Infantry.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Next I have a bid locked stock trot

0:18:50 > 0:18:524412D, Totterdown cottage.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Oh, this is it, this is us.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Is it? I don't understand a word he's saying, I honestly don't.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Keep calm, concentrate.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Customer starting block? Put it up?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04You hear tick, tick, ticking.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Are you forward, are you aft?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Thank you very much, £15,000 I'm bid. Do I hear £16,000 anywhere?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13No? No 16? £15,000 then, any more?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15No more bids at £15,000? 15 and a half.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Fresh bid. Thank you very much. Now, do I hear 16? 16 I have.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Do we hear 17, sir?

0:19:19 > 0:19:2116 and a half, sir? Very well.

0:19:21 > 0:19:26I'm selling at £16,000 for the first, second and third time.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28And fresh bid, £17,000 at the back of the room there.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Thank you very much, madam. 18, do I hear 18?

0:19:30 > 0:19:3218, 19, 20,

0:19:32 > 0:19:3521, 22, 23, 24.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Do I hear 25? 25? No, the bid is £24,000 at the back of the room.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Any advance on £24,000?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Selling once, twice and £30,000, a fresh bid on the phone there.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Do we hear 35, madam? 35 I have.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Oh, 40 on the phone. And 45 I have.

0:19:48 > 0:19:5050 on the phone. Do I hear 55, madam?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Thank you very much. All out on the phone.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Any more bids in the room before I sell to this lady

0:19:55 > 0:19:56at the back of the room for £55,000?

0:19:56 > 0:20:00Selling, once, twice, three times and sold.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Thank you very much. And moving on.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06What have you done?

0:20:06 > 0:20:07It's all right.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09They'll send people round.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- They'll take us down. - It's all right, Andy.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- We'll go to prison.- Andy.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14You'll go to prison.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17My mum's going to lend us the money. I've got it here.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18THEY BREATHE HEAVILY

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Well, why didn't you fucking tell me? I nearly passed out.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's ours, Andy. We won it.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26BECKY LAUGHS

0:20:26 > 0:20:27- I can't feel my legs.- Oh!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Come on then, I dare you.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Let's swap for an hour.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Huh! All right.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Now, you're going to have to be careful, cos this is going to be

0:21:19 > 0:21:23like a Formula 1 racing car, you're not going to be used to the power.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Honestly, look at this ridiculous thing.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28I mean, it does everything for you.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30You don't feel like you have any control.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Hang on, hang on, hang on. Where do you shovel in the coal?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I'm assuming this is steam driven?

0:21:35 > 0:21:37And what's this? You've got spoons mode?

0:21:38 > 0:21:40It's a bit specific, isn't it?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Well, not if you're searching in an old cutlery dump, it isn't.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46See, the Arado, it's, it's sleek, elegant, minimalist.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49This is vulgar like, like a monster truck.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50What year is this?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55It's an original. 1978.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Is it really?- Mm-hmm.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Is it? Oh. Same as my Triumph.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Yeah.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Ah! Ha-ha!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05HE INHALES

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Mmm, yeah, there it is.

0:22:10 > 0:22:131978, well I never.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Unmistakable. A good year?

0:22:16 > 0:22:17It'll be 40 soon.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19The big 4-0.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Here.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25I, er... I might have to take a little photograph of 'em together later.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28I like the way your mind ticks.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30ART LAUGHS

0:22:42 > 0:22:43SHE BLOWS

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- How are your legs? - Yeah, still a bit trembly.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23BECKY LAUGHS

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, there's Toni looking bored, you go.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- I love you.- I love you!

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Hurry up and find some gold, we've never been skinter.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Hey, mate!

0:23:45 > 0:23:46- MUFFLED:- Mate, I'm a home o...

0:23:48 > 0:23:51What, mate? All I got was - you're a homo.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Home OWNER. I'm a home owner.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56No way, mate? You won it?

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Bloody won it.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Oh, congratulations. With 12 grand?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Well, no, we, we had to go over.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Ah. Who did the bidding, you?

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Yeah, yeah, me, yeah.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- With the little card? - All of that, you know.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08THEY LAUGH

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Well, nice one, mate, congratulations.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Hang on a sec, what's going on? What's that?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh, yeah, I'm trying it out. My idea.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18You know what, it's not half bad.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23That's embarrassing. Leave you alone for a couple of hours.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Simple, but effective.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Well, a good day, all.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44No gold, unfortunately, despite the earlier false alarm.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Yes, sorry, shouldn't have done that dance.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh-ho. I am all for dancing, Paul,

0:24:48 > 0:24:50as any of these people will tell you.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53But in the field we only dance for gold.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I didn't expect everybody to run towards me like that.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57TERRY LAUGHS

0:24:57 > 0:24:58No, as I say, no gold,

0:24:58 > 0:25:01and I feel we've found all there is to be found.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05And if there was a grave here, I think, unfortunately,

0:25:05 > 0:25:07it has been lost to time and the plough.

0:25:07 > 0:25:13And with that, I suggest we all retire to the Two Brewers,

0:25:13 > 0:25:15where the first round is most definitely on me.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17APPLAUSE

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Come on then. Race you.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Are you coming?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Yeah. I was just going to, erm...

0:25:29 > 0:25:30Ah...

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Do you need a moment alone?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Do you mind?- Would you mind?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47So, that's it then? Wasn't meant to be?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Nope, not this time.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54What do we do now?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Find a new permission. Carry on, mate.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Got to keep searching.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02I don't know why we do it.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06No? I do.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09I thought you probably would.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Time travel.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Go on.

0:26:14 > 0:26:19Metal detecting is the closest you'll get to time travel.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23See, archaeologists, they gather up the facts,

0:26:23 > 0:26:27piece the jigsaw together, work out how we lived

0:26:27 > 0:26:29and find the buildings we lived in, but what we do is...

0:26:31 > 0:26:33That's different.

0:26:34 > 0:26:39We unearth the scattered memories, mine for stories,

0:26:39 > 0:26:41fill in the personality.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Detectorists.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48We're time travellers.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Yeah, all right. I'll give you that one.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Pub?

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Go on, then.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11ENGINE TURNS OVER

0:27:11 > 0:27:13MUSIC: Detectorists by Johnny Flynn

0:27:13 > 0:27:16# Will you search the lonely Earth for me

0:27:18 > 0:27:23# Climb through the briar and bramble

0:27:23 > 0:27:26# I'll be your treasure... #

0:27:26 > 0:27:28COINS FALL AND JINGLE

0:27:33 > 0:27:37# I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind

0:27:37 > 0:27:40# I knew the call of all the song birds

0:27:40 > 0:27:43# They sang all the wrong words

0:27:45 > 0:27:48# I'm waiting for you

0:27:50 > 0:27:53# I'm waiting for you

0:27:56 > 0:28:01# Mm-mm-mm-mm

0:28:01 > 0:28:04# Mm-mm-mm-mm

0:28:07 > 0:28:11# Would you drift all the rolling fields for me

0:28:11 > 0:28:14# Hoard me in the highest bough

0:28:16 > 0:28:20# I'll be your treasure

0:28:27 > 0:28:31# But in history's rhyme there's a place and a time

0:28:31 > 0:28:37# And a truth to the gold that the folds cannot hold

0:28:39 > 0:28:42# I'm waiting for you

0:28:44 > 0:28:47# I'm waiting for you. #