0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:06What you got?
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Bloody hell.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09- Is that?- Blimey, mate.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Let me see.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15That is beautiful.
0:00:15 > 0:00:16ANDY LAUGHS
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Is that what I think it is?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20It's ruddy spearhead, mate.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21It's in incredible condition.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Medieval?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Well, earlier, I'd say, I don't know.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Could it be Roman?- Unbelievable.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29You got some water to clean it?
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Er...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Well, there's a water tank over there.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46HE LAUGHS
0:01:06 > 0:01:08No, I knew there was something fishy going on.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10You bloody liar. You nearly wet yourself.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12You said it was in incredible condition.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Well, exactly. It was the condition told me something was wrong.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17There was no age to it.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19God, I wish I hadn't seen the railings,
0:01:19 > 0:01:20then I'd still have a spearhead.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Well, now you know how it feels to have your treasure snatched
0:01:25 > 0:01:28away so cruelly from right under your nose.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Feels like crap.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Wait a minute.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's the same, isn't it?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- What's the same as what? - The same as me losing my gold coin.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Not even nearly the same.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42That's a sign, a clue.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Are you building up to one of your bits of mystic wisdom?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49There's something about karma going on.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Not going to get in any book of quotations with that, mate.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55ANDY EXHALES
0:02:00 > 0:02:03The thing is, we have to redress the balance.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Get our own back on those idiots.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09It's all a question of karma.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12When I think about karma I see it as a good thing.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Like if you do something nice something nice will happen to you.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17But you see it as a tool for revenge.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well, what do you suggest?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Just let them on the land, for God's sake. Let everyone in.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Get a band. Have a festival.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28You lose the farm in a few days anyway, don't you?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yeah, but what if one of them finds my hoard?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Then at least it will have been found.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Anyway, I thought you said his detector was an antique.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40It is. It's a twat's detector.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42There you go again, being mean.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Stop being a bully.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Just play nicely with the other detectorists
0:02:46 > 0:02:49and then nice things will start to happen.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Woohoo! My very own ship!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- It's a boat.- No. I've upgraded it. Today it's a ship.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Come on, Dad.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Here.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Here you are.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I don't know if I, er...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Oh, Dad, please just have a glass of wine.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yeah.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Water looks a bit choppy today.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22It's like a mirror, what are you talking about? It'll be fine.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Here.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- Cheers!- Cheers! - GLASSES CLINK
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Cheers.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39See, it's not so bad, is it?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41No. Not so bad.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Look at these two, Mum.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52BECKY LAUGHS
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Do you see what they're making?
0:03:55 > 0:03:56A house.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Well, it's the house we went to see.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01He can't stop thinking about it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02He needs a place of his own.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I know.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08He's been making homes for hedgehogs and putting up bat boxes.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Some sort of nesting instinct kicking in.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14When's the auction?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Sunday.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Are you thinking of going along? - I don't know what else to do.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21He's got it in his head we're going to win it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'm worried when we don't it's going to hit him hard.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36This is a big moment for me,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39because as you all know I have been working on this
0:04:39 > 0:04:40for a long time.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42And there were moments on the journey
0:04:42 > 0:04:45when I was quite despairing of ever getting this far.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49And there is only one person to thank for getting me through those
0:04:49 > 0:04:53dark days and that is, of course, my own darling Sheila, without whom...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, come on, Terry, just show us, never mind the speeches.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57We all know how great Sheila is.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Yeah, come on, have you got her there? Let's have a look.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Let me just explain that this only the proof copy.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05The actual finished product will have a much better...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Just show us!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Terry Cloth, Terry Cloth, Terry Cloth!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11THEY ALL CHANT
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Common Buttons of North West Essex by Terence Seymour.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:22 > 0:05:23ANDY WHISTLES
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Woo!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29I'm not expecting to make the New York Times best seller list, obviously.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Would be nice, but, erm...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Well, the Co-op on Emsdale Road say they're
0:05:33 > 0:05:38going to stock a few copies, so we'll take it from there, see how it goes.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40What's the print run on this, Terry?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41An initial print run of 45.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Thousand?- No, 45.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46So, there'll be one for each of you
0:05:46 > 0:05:48and a bunch left over the for the general public.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Will you sign mine?- Certainly will, young Hugh.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53In fact I'll probably sign all the first editions.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Could you leave mine blank then? It'll be worth more.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58He could be the next JK Rowling.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Well, I doubt it'll spawn a movie franchise and a theme park, darling.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Button World.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I'd go.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Mmm. Yeah, it does sound like a good day out, admittedly.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Speaking of a good day out, Lance and I have got a proposition.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15You know we're losing our permission on Monday, well
0:06:15 > 0:06:17we've decided it's time to open it up.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Get everyone down there for the last day and blitz the place.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22See what there is to be found before it's covered over.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25About bloody time. What, you think there's still more to find?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Who knows, Terry, but we could do with your help.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Well, it's going to be a nice day on Sunday.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32It is. Yeah.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And guess what I took delivery of this very morning?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- What?- Brand spanking new gazebo.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- How big?- Three metres by nine.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Phew!- Bring it along, Terrilium,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46and we can stick the finds table underneath.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48You could shift a few books.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, you heard the man. These boys need our help.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Full turnout, no excuses.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53There is just one thing.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56We may not be the only ones there.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Bloody hell. This is grim.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25We-e-elly, welly, well, well, well.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Look who's come crawling back.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30I can't do this.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Wait.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Look who it is. It's the Danebury Metal Detecting Club.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39HE LAUGHS
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- That is our name.- I know.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You were saying it like you were making up some funny name for us.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, if I were to make up a funny name for you it would be a
0:07:49 > 0:07:52hell of a lot funnier than that, believe you me.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Would it?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, yes.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59You said you could get a preservation order put on that tree.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Mmm, well that's the trick, isn't it?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Tree preservation orders don't just...
0:08:04 > 0:08:08..materialise. We have made quite clear our demands.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Nice to see you apply the same ethics to your bat
0:08:10 > 0:08:13conservation as you do to your metal detecting.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15You're not interested in bats.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Why do you want to save that tree?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20And what have you found in that field that you're guarding it
0:08:20 > 0:08:21so closely?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Well, if you help us we'll tell you.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26We can detect on the field?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28For one day. The last day before we lose it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32The entire field, just the two of us, for the whole day?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Now, that we cannot agree to.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38This time we're going to do it properly. No more sneaking about.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42We're going to hold a rally with a £5 entrance fee, and at the end
0:08:42 > 0:08:46of the day we'll donate that money to your bat conservation charity.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49If you can save that tree.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- What, a proper organised rally? - Yeah.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55That's the deal, and we'll get the County Finds Liaison Officer
0:08:55 > 0:08:57down to record everything so it's all above board.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Take it or leave it. That's our final offer.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Will there be a barbecue? I heard sometimes they have a barbecue.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Er... Well...
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yeah, if the weather's nice.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11And will there be a...gazebo?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15There will be a gazebo, yeah. Terry's got a new gazebo.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19A new one? Well, we can maybe come down early and help set that up.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22You could if you wanted.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24The thing is, er...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- We're not, um...- We haven't got.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28What is it?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33We're not currently members of the National Council
0:09:33 > 0:09:35for Metal Detecting.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh. I see.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42It's been tough the last few years with...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44After the, er, the troubles...
0:09:45 > 0:09:47..it's been very difficult to get references.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Well, I guess we could make you honorary DMDC members for the day?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Mmm. Don't see why not.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh! Well, that would be nice.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I mean, that sounds good.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03- HE COUGHS - Paul, can you...?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, do you, do you need a little tissue?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yes, please.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Help yourself.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Yes, thanks.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26And definitely no-one can touch it?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Not for six months. By which time you'll have bats in your boxes.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34You said there was going to be a rally.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Is there still going to be a rally?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Here they come.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45APPROACHING ENGINES
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'll see you in a minute, darling.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I hear you're good with gazebos?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Well, it's been a while.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22No matter. We can always use a hand.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Hurry up, now, we've got a gazebo to erect.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27And we don't have all day to do it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33And strut joint E to strut B...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Up.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46ALL GRUNT
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Steady!
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Lance.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Oh! Thank you, Sheila.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Glorious day to be here, as we say farewell to a long loved
0:12:55 > 0:12:59and, I understand, recently productive permission.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04Thank you to Lance and Andy for opening it up for us all.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07And welcome to our new friends, Paul and Phil.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12APPLAUSE
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Chaps, what can you tell us?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Thank you, Terrilee.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Well, folks, we think we've got a Roman burial,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22or the remains thereof.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25We found parts of a cremation urn,
0:13:25 > 0:13:29parts of another pot and various contemporary artefacts, including
0:13:29 > 0:13:35the infamous gold Septimius Severus, which was found on this very spot.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Yeah, mainly concentrated in this area here, up this end,
0:13:39 > 0:13:43but Roman coming up all over this field and beyond, so...
0:13:43 > 0:13:46So, loads of land to choose from, ladies and gents.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Coils to the soil, have a great day's detecting.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51CHEERING
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Guys, guys, can we spread out a bit?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Guys?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11GUYS!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13GUYS! Look...
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Can we all spread out a bit? Look at yourselves. Come on.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Move out a bit. Come on. Shoo! Go on. Yee-ha! Go on!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Yee-ha! Go on, get out!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Ah. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I thought I'd better come and see what it's all about,
0:14:57 > 0:14:59find out what I'm sharing you with.
0:14:59 > 0:15:05Well, prepare to be transported into a world of wonder and adventure.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Righto! Have you found anything?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Hey, Toni, how's it going?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Mate, I've left my stuff up by the tree, I'll be back in an hour.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Don't find anything. - Where are you going?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Just nipping off to buy a house. You need anything?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Uh, no, you're OK. Cheers.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Oh! Decide on your price and stick to it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43So, with the money from your car that's 15 grand, we've got, tops?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Yep.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46All right. We'll just see how it goes.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47If we get it, we get it. If not...
0:15:49 > 0:15:50- Yeah.- Let me do the bidding.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Really?- Yeah, I know how to do it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55You hold up the card to raise the bid a £1,000
0:15:55 > 0:15:57and then you do that to raise it 500.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00You think you can handle it?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I don't mean to brag, darling, but I've been watching these
0:16:03 > 0:16:05programmes for years while you've been at work.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06I think I know what I'm doing.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Have you got the card?- What card?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24The card with the number on that you wave to bid.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Where do we get the card?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I don't think we need that card.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Are you sure? The ones on YouTube usually have a card.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56They've all got cards, I knew it.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Excuse me, are we supposed to have a card with a number on it?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02To wave?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Lot 3, bid up set stock property 6565663H, 1930s
0:17:15 > 0:17:17mini terraced cottagette.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- What was that?- Shh. Ours is the one after this.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Just watch and see how they do it..
0:17:21 > 0:17:24A lot of excitement in the room, a lot of excitement on the phones.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27And, so, twin contracts of ownership, rental guidelines,
0:17:27 > 0:17:29pertaining of potential under clauses pending.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Agents charges come under Section 17, Part 3 but merges
0:17:31 > 0:17:34and contractors can waive the severance in person within 21 days.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36So, what have we got? Start me over if you like?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38There, now there?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39What's he saying?
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Get me going. Where you going to be?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Am I going to find you?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Can you feel my eye? Draw it to you. Make me an opener?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Somebody? 45 I have, thank you very much, sir.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Do I see a 46? 46 I see. Do I see 47?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53May I say 48? 48 for you now. Is it 49?
0:17:53 > 0:17:5549, 49, 49, 49, 49. No, do I have 49?
0:17:55 > 0:17:5649, I have, 50?
0:17:56 > 0:17:5850 I'm bid. Fresh bid. Do I have 51? 51 I have, 51, 52,
0:17:58 > 0:18:0053, 54, 55,
0:18:00 > 0:18:0256, 57. 57, 57, I'm selling at £57,000.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06One, twice, three times, sold. Thank you.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Moving on.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12What even was that? Jesus. It's not like this on Property Lottery.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19INSISTENT BEEPING
0:18:20 > 0:18:21HE BLOWS
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Nice button.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Welsh Guards. 2nd Infantry.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Next I have a bid locked stock trot
0:18:50 > 0:18:524412D, Totterdown cottage.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Oh, this is it, this is us.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Is it? I don't understand a word he's saying, I honestly don't.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Keep calm, concentrate.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Customer starting block? Put it up?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04You hear tick, tick, ticking.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Are you forward, are you aft?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Thank you very much, £15,000 I'm bid. Do I hear £16,000 anywhere?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13No? No 16? £15,000 then, any more?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15No more bids at £15,000? 15 and a half.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Fresh bid. Thank you very much. Now, do I hear 16? 16 I have.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Do we hear 17, sir?
0:19:19 > 0:19:2116 and a half, sir? Very well.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26I'm selling at £16,000 for the first, second and third time.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28And fresh bid, £17,000 at the back of the room there.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Thank you very much, madam. 18, do I hear 18?
0:19:30 > 0:19:3218, 19, 20,
0:19:32 > 0:19:3521, 22, 23, 24.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Do I hear 25? 25? No, the bid is £24,000 at the back of the room.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Any advance on £24,000?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Selling once, twice and £30,000, a fresh bid on the phone there.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Do we hear 35, madam? 35 I have.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Oh, 40 on the phone. And 45 I have.
0:19:48 > 0:19:5050 on the phone. Do I hear 55, madam?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Thank you very much. All out on the phone.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Any more bids in the room before I sell to this lady
0:19:55 > 0:19:56at the back of the room for £55,000?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Selling, once, twice, three times and sold.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Thank you very much. And moving on.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06What have you done?
0:20:06 > 0:20:07It's all right.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09They'll send people round.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- They'll take us down. - It's all right, Andy.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- We'll go to prison.- Andy.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14You'll go to prison.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17My mum's going to lend us the money. I've got it here.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18THEY BREATHE HEAVILY
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Well, why didn't you fucking tell me? I nearly passed out.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's ours, Andy. We won it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26BECKY LAUGHS
0:20:26 > 0:20:27- I can't feel my legs.- Oh!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Come on then, I dare you.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Let's swap for an hour.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Huh! All right.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Now, you're going to have to be careful, cos this is going to be
0:21:19 > 0:21:23like a Formula 1 racing car, you're not going to be used to the power.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Honestly, look at this ridiculous thing.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I mean, it does everything for you.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30You don't feel like you have any control.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Hang on, hang on, hang on. Where do you shovel in the coal?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I'm assuming this is steam driven?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37And what's this? You've got spoons mode?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40It's a bit specific, isn't it?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Well, not if you're searching in an old cutlery dump, it isn't.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46See, the Arado, it's, it's sleek, elegant, minimalist.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49This is vulgar like, like a monster truck.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50What year is this?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55It's an original. 1978.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Is it really?- Mm-hmm.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Is it? Oh. Same as my Triumph.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Yeah.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Ah! Ha-ha!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05HE INHALES
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Mmm, yeah, there it is.
0:22:10 > 0:22:131978, well I never.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Unmistakable. A good year?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17It'll be 40 soon.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19The big 4-0.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Here.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25I, er... I might have to take a little photograph of 'em together later.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I like the way your mind ticks.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30ART LAUGHS
0:22:42 > 0:22:43SHE BLOWS
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- How are your legs? - Yeah, still a bit trembly.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23BECKY LAUGHS
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, there's Toni looking bored, you go.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- I love you.- I love you!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Hurry up and find some gold, we've never been skinter.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Hey, mate!
0:23:45 > 0:23:46- MUFFLED:- Mate, I'm a home o...
0:23:48 > 0:23:51What, mate? All I got was - you're a homo.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Home OWNER. I'm a home owner.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56No way, mate? You won it?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Bloody won it.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Oh, congratulations. With 12 grand?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Well, no, we, we had to go over.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Ah. Who did the bidding, you?
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Yeah, yeah, me, yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- With the little card? - All of that, you know.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08THEY LAUGH
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Well, nice one, mate, congratulations.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Hang on a sec, what's going on? What's that?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh, yeah, I'm trying it out. My idea.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18You know what, it's not half bad.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23That's embarrassing. Leave you alone for a couple of hours.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Simple, but effective.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Well, a good day, all.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44No gold, unfortunately, despite the earlier false alarm.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Yes, sorry, shouldn't have done that dance.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh-ho. I am all for dancing, Paul,
0:24:48 > 0:24:50as any of these people will tell you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53But in the field we only dance for gold.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I didn't expect everybody to run towards me like that.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57TERRY LAUGHS
0:24:57 > 0:24:58No, as I say, no gold,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01and I feel we've found all there is to be found.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05And if there was a grave here, I think, unfortunately,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07it has been lost to time and the plough.
0:25:07 > 0:25:13And with that, I suggest we all retire to the Two Brewers,
0:25:13 > 0:25:15where the first round is most definitely on me.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17APPLAUSE
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Come on then. Race you.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Are you coming?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Yeah. I was just going to, erm...
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Ah...
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Do you need a moment alone?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Do you mind?- Would you mind?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47So, that's it then? Wasn't meant to be?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Nope, not this time.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54What do we do now?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Find a new permission. Carry on, mate.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Got to keep searching.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02I don't know why we do it.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06No? I do.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I thought you probably would.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Time travel.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Go on.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Metal detecting is the closest you'll get to time travel.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23See, archaeologists, they gather up the facts,
0:26:23 > 0:26:27piece the jigsaw together, work out how we lived
0:26:27 > 0:26:29and find the buildings we lived in, but what we do is...
0:26:31 > 0:26:33That's different.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39We unearth the scattered memories, mine for stories,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41fill in the personality.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Detectorists.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48We're time travellers.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Yeah, all right. I'll give you that one.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Pub?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Go on, then.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11ENGINE TURNS OVER
0:27:11 > 0:27:13MUSIC: Detectorists by Johnny Flynn
0:27:13 > 0:27:16# Will you search the lonely Earth for me
0:27:18 > 0:27:23# Climb through the briar and bramble
0:27:23 > 0:27:26# I'll be your treasure... #
0:27:26 > 0:27:28COINS FALL AND JINGLE
0:27:33 > 0:27:37# I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind
0:27:37 > 0:27:40# I knew the call of all the song birds
0:27:40 > 0:27:43# They sang all the wrong words
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# I'm waiting for you
0:27:50 > 0:27:53# I'm waiting for you
0:27:56 > 0:28:01# Mm-mm-mm-mm
0:28:01 > 0:28:04# Mm-mm-mm-mm
0:28:07 > 0:28:11# Would you drift all the rolling fields for me
0:28:11 > 0:28:14# Hoard me in the highest bough
0:28:16 > 0:28:20# I'll be your treasure
0:28:27 > 0:28:31# But in history's rhyme there's a place and a time
0:28:31 > 0:28:37# And a truth to the gold that the folds cannot hold
0:28:39 > 0:28:42# I'm waiting for you
0:28:44 > 0:28:47# I'm waiting for you. #