:00:14. > :00:25.This programme contains strong language.
:00:26. > :00:29.Corbyn, OK, let us not bottle that now. We put him at the heart of
:00:30. > :00:35.everything we do. You stay on message. It is strong and stable.
:00:36. > :00:40.Use a stable and strong one more time and you will be doing the
:00:41. > :00:46.late-night phone in on radio Stoke. You asked me to get you a glum
:00:47. > :00:51.bucket. It is the Daily Mail that is calling her that. What is happening,
:00:52. > :00:57.have the ravens left the tower? She is a massive asset to the campaign.
:00:58. > :01:04.I also googled low hard but you do not want to see the results. I
:01:05. > :01:08.deleted the Google history. What is happening today? Theresa May up in
:01:09. > :01:12.the Midlands, glum bucket heartlands. The SNP are launching
:01:13. > :01:19.their manifesto. No need to worry about that after what they did to
:01:20. > :01:22.education in Scotland. Jamie was so great last night, he is becoming
:01:23. > :01:29.like a proper political heavyweight. What is he doing today? The One Show
:01:30. > :01:35.and mums net. He was fantastic in rehearsals for the One Show. He's
:01:36. > :01:38.really going to loosen up and show his human side. If they ask about
:01:39. > :01:45.his favourite book he will talk about Madame Bovary hooked up there
:01:46. > :01:50.goes the Sunderland. And if they ask which one puts out the beans he is
:01:51. > :01:55.going to say that it is gender fluid. There goes the Lord's Prayer.
:01:56. > :02:05.We gave him some great jokes if they ask about his interest in manhole
:02:06. > :02:14.covers. It is woman's hour,. What can go wrong. Just because Paul said
:02:15. > :02:20.he was going to bring in internment there is no need to draw up lists
:02:21. > :02:23.outside the local primary school. These masks are going to be great at
:02:24. > :02:30.rallies. He was great on Andrew Neil. How many did you order? 1000
:02:31. > :02:36.or so. Are we going to be allowed to wear them, we did say that we should
:02:37. > :02:45.ban face coverings. We said balaclavas. What about the SARS or
:02:46. > :02:51.executioners? I know. Mountaineers. Sadomasochists. That will not be a
:02:52. > :02:58.big issue. It will in my local party.
:02:59. > :03:02.I always do my clippings on the day, old habit. Nothing about the Lib
:03:03. > :03:15.Dems in the tabloids. Nothing at all? And nothing in the qualities.
:03:16. > :03:21.Oh, hang on. The Telegraph. Have you got some nail scissors? Tim Farron
:03:22. > :03:27.will be on the streets in Bermondsey. That is it? In the
:03:28. > :03:37.entire British press? It makes sense I suppose, not all being interviewed
:03:38. > :03:44.by Andrew Neil and Tim is on an artist or bread-making course. It is
:03:45. > :03:49.part of being a liberal, being ignored. We're not attention
:03:50. > :03:53.seekers. It is not attention seeking, it is an election campaign.
:03:54. > :04:07.Sometimes I just think that we're here to make up numbers. No, that is
:04:08. > :04:12.Jeremy Corbyn. Obviously you pay tribute to the great people of
:04:13. > :04:18.Manchester. They have a history of supporting the security services.
:04:19. > :04:24.Remember to say that this is no time for political point scoring. What
:04:25. > :04:38.happened this coffee? Was that sexist? Toby, what is this hashtag,
:04:39. > :04:40.naked in the negotiating chamber? Slightly bad news from Thanet
:04:41. > :04:46.Council. The former planning chairman has quit and defected to
:04:47. > :04:52.the Tories. We can kiss goodbye to that Nigel Farage fountain. Jeremy
:04:53. > :04:57.is going to give the One Show some home-made jam. Do you think the
:04:58. > :05:03.public want a Prime Minister who is going to make jam in the middle of
:05:04. > :05:08.the nuclear crisis? Ask him about childcare! The figures are written
:05:09. > :05:11.on his hand now. That is a lovely baby photo.