Episode 1

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:00:14. > :00:25.This programme contains strong language.

:00:26. > :00:29.Corbyn, OK, let us not bottle that now. We put him at the heart of

:00:30. > :00:35.everything we do. You stay on message. It is strong and stable.

:00:36. > :00:40.Use a stable and strong one more time and you will be doing the

:00:41. > :00:46.late-night phone in on radio Stoke. You asked me to get you a glum

:00:47. > :00:51.bucket. It is the Daily Mail that is calling her that. What is happening,

:00:52. > :00:57.have the ravens left the tower? She is a massive asset to the campaign.

:00:58. > :01:04.I also googled low hard but you do not want to see the results. I

:01:05. > :01:08.deleted the Google history. What is happening today? Theresa May up in

:01:09. > :01:12.the Midlands, glum bucket heartlands. The SNP are launching

:01:13. > :01:19.their manifesto. No need to worry about that after what they did to

:01:20. > :01:22.education in Scotland. Jamie was so great last night, he is becoming

:01:23. > :01:29.like a proper political heavyweight. What is he doing today? The One Show

:01:30. > :01:35.and mums net. He was fantastic in rehearsals for the One Show. He's

:01:36. > :01:38.really going to loosen up and show his human side. If they ask about

:01:39. > :01:45.his favourite book he will talk about Madame Bovary hooked up there

:01:46. > :01:50.goes the Sunderland. And if they ask which one puts out the beans he is

:01:51. > :01:55.going to say that it is gender fluid. There goes the Lord's Prayer.

:01:56. > :02:05.We gave him some great jokes if they ask about his interest in manhole

:02:06. > :02:14.covers. It is woman's hour,. What can go wrong. Just because Paul said

:02:15. > :02:20.he was going to bring in internment there is no need to draw up lists

:02:21. > :02:23.outside the local primary school. These masks are going to be great at

:02:24. > :02:30.rallies. He was great on Andrew Neil. How many did you order? 1000

:02:31. > :02:36.or so. Are we going to be allowed to wear them, we did say that we should

:02:37. > :02:45.ban face coverings. We said balaclavas. What about the SARS or

:02:46. > :02:51.executioners? I know. Mountaineers. Sadomasochists. That will not be a

:02:52. > :02:58.big issue. It will in my local party.

:02:59. > :03:02.I always do my clippings on the day, old habit. Nothing about the Lib

:03:03. > :03:15.Dems in the tabloids. Nothing at all? And nothing in the qualities.

:03:16. > :03:21.Oh, hang on. The Telegraph. Have you got some nail scissors? Tim Farron

:03:22. > :03:27.will be on the streets in Bermondsey. That is it? In the

:03:28. > :03:37.entire British press? It makes sense I suppose, not all being interviewed

:03:38. > :03:44.by Andrew Neil and Tim is on an artist or bread-making course. It is

:03:45. > :03:49.part of being a liberal, being ignored. We're not attention

:03:50. > :03:53.seekers. It is not attention seeking, it is an election campaign.

:03:54. > :04:07.Sometimes I just think that we're here to make up numbers. No, that is

:04:08. > :04:12.Jeremy Corbyn. Obviously you pay tribute to the great people of

:04:13. > :04:18.Manchester. They have a history of supporting the security services.

:04:19. > :04:24.Remember to say that this is no time for political point scoring. What

:04:25. > :04:38.happened this coffee? Was that sexist? Toby, what is this hashtag,

:04:39. > :04:40.naked in the negotiating chamber? Slightly bad news from Thanet

:04:41. > :04:46.Council. The former planning chairman has quit and defected to

:04:47. > :04:52.the Tories. We can kiss goodbye to that Nigel Farage fountain. Jeremy

:04:53. > :04:57.is going to give the One Show some home-made jam. Do you think the

:04:58. > :05:03.public want a Prime Minister who is going to make jam in the middle of

:05:04. > :05:08.the nuclear crisis? Ask him about childcare! The figures are written

:05:09. > :05:11.on his hand now. That is a lovely baby photo.