:00:00. > :00:16.This programme contains some strong language.
:00:17. > :00:26.I never thought the Tory party would become the Just About Managing.
:00:27. > :00:35.I'm not sure banging on about Labour's
:00:36. > :00:38.Magic Money Tree is a good idea, half the thickos on Facebook will
:00:39. > :00:47.Has Lynton had a stroke or something?
:00:48. > :00:52.Sorry, sorry, sorry, but they said you should...
:00:53. > :00:57.No, that's what a Tory candidate is calling our campaign.
:00:58. > :01:00.Congratulate them on their perspicacity.
:01:01. > :01:07.Are we really in trouble after May ducked the debate?
:01:08. > :01:19.Sun readers won't have bothered to watch the debate.
:01:20. > :01:27.But will they bother to read as far as page 10?
:01:28. > :01:30.Yes, I am one of no doubt thousands ringing to complain
:01:31. > :01:32.about the outrageous BBC bias inflicted upon Paul Nuttall
:01:33. > :01:37.I mean, it's fundamentally dishonest.
:01:38. > :01:42.I'm calling you from bonny Scotland, one of no doubt thousands ringing
:01:43. > :01:45.to complain about the outrageous BBC bias inflicted upon wee Paul Nuttall
:01:46. > :02:00.When I saw the debate I thought, "goodness gracious me"...
:02:01. > :02:08.I thought Tim did well in the debate. We have dropped more points
:02:09. > :02:12.in the polls than Theresa May dropped by not turning up. Why? You
:02:13. > :02:19.haven't been a liberal very long, have you? And I hallucinating? This
:02:20. > :02:28.is good news. We are being endorsed by the Economist! What do you mean?
:02:29. > :02:33.Do you mean this is completely fucking irrelevant and we will get
:02:34. > :02:34.two more votes in Tunbridge Wells? Done better with the clippings
:02:35. > :02:46.today. We'll be one point
:02:47. > :02:47.ahead by election day. And if the election was held
:02:48. > :02:50.on June the 23rd we'd be Out there on the ground,
:02:51. > :02:54.Jeremy is really connecting Gardeners' World's got
:02:55. > :03:00.younger readers than that. Thanks to social media, young people
:03:01. > :03:03.are going to win it for us. Young people didn't vote for Ed,
:03:04. > :03:11.they didn't vote for Remain. They talk about it but
:03:12. > :03:13.they just don't turn up. I mean they put polling stations
:03:14. > :03:17.in schools and libraries! That's the last place
:03:18. > :03:19.young people want to go. Maybe, we should put them in,
:03:20. > :03:22.I don't know, Nandos, or tattoo parlours,
:03:23. > :03:25.or in their front rooms in reach Or let them order polling
:03:26. > :03:29.cards from Deliveroo. But even then half of them won't
:03:30. > :03:32.vote because they're off their tits I'm going to let you regroup
:03:33. > :03:38.and I'm going to speak I prefer it if you didn't say tits
:03:39. > :03:51.in the office. Add Ian McShane to that and you've
:03:52. > :04:18.got my perfect dinner party. Nigel is now a person of interest to
:04:19. > :04:22.the FBI? Although I suppose he's
:04:23. > :04:25.not our leader anymore. And quite frankly you would meet
:04:26. > :04:29.Russians when you're the British Ambassador in
:04:30. > :04:30.Washington. No, Diana, that was
:04:31. > :04:32.just a Trump tweet. He does look good
:04:33. > :04:35.with his shirt off. Well, he has won 10
:04:36. > :04:41.elections in a row. And that's not even
:04:42. > :04:43.in his own country. Do you think he could
:04:44. > :04:45.interfere in our election? Oh, God, now these
:04:46. > :04:47.polls are catastrophic. "People interested in the election
:04:48. > :04:52.have risen from 22% to 37%." How the bloody hell are we expected
:04:53. > :05:11.to win if the public We are out of time. You have seen it
:05:12. > :05:18.all before. It doesn't matter? I thought it was an absolute fucking
:05:19. > :05:21.fiasco. He wouldn't shut up! It was like a Scientologist mated with
:05:22. > :05:27.Chris Evans. I tell you, this is going to lose as so many seats.
:05:28. > :05:28.Well, not that many... You see, there is an upside to being a
:05:29. > :05:33.liberal... it makes no difference whether
:05:34. > :05:40.you watch my show or not. In two years' time, you will have
:05:41. > :05:44.all memory of it beaten out of you