:00:00. > :00:18.This programme contains some strong language.
:00:19. > :00:25.After May's performance, I'm not sure if I'd admit that I was voting
:00:26. > :00:28.Sure, there's lots of people on NHS waiting lists, but
:00:29. > :00:31.hopefully they'll be in too much pain to get out and vote.
:00:32. > :00:39.We say it'll be incredibly close to get our vote
:00:40. > :01:01.We know that the throwing a dead cat on the table strategy is useful, but
:01:02. > :01:09.we don't use an actual cat. It is a metaphor, we spoke about metaphors.
:01:10. > :01:15.I got my nephew to do it. The FBI are saying he is just a person of
:01:16. > :01:27.interest. I miss that sexy, wheezy chuckle. They keep stealing our
:01:28. > :01:34.clothes. We need to move further to the right. He needs to announce we
:01:35. > :01:37.are going to bring back hanging. And Paul will do it himself.
:01:38. > :01:44.We can't send something out that calls Theresa
:01:45. > :01:51.Anyone with a vagina.
:01:52. > :01:55.Besides, I thought you were all for 'reclaiming' language?
:01:56. > :01:58.We've reclaimed 'slut' and 'queer', but pussy is still up for
:01:59. > :02:01.Anyway, there are lots of words for coward.
:02:02. > :02:08.'Yellow' could be problematic for people of Asiatic
:02:09. > :02:24.They're the last group it is OK to offend.
:02:25. > :02:33.It's for tonight's Question Time viewing party.
:02:34. > :02:48.Oh, god, I don't know what's worse, the fact that Tim had a car-crash
:02:49. > :02:51.interview with Andrew Neil or the fact that no-one's bloody
:02:52. > :02:54.Jesus, we're in total fucking crisis!
:02:55. > :03:04.No, no, a crisis is when your leader pays a hit-man to shoot his
:03:05. > :03:14.Still, least it got us lots of coverage.
:03:15. > :03:19.Maybe if Tim shot Andrew Neil's dog...
:03:20. > :03:26.I know when she smiles she looks like she's an extra in Deliverance,
:03:27. > :03:28.but we're bringing in an American smile consultant.
:03:29. > :03:33.What, and Theresa visit another Festival of Cheese?
:03:34. > :03:44.Toby, oi, have you put the complaint in about the
:03:45. > :03:53.And tell them we need more shouty shouters to drown out
:03:54. > :03:56.That's the trouble with being supported by the silent
:03:57. > :04:00.So, now we're going big on immigration.
:04:01. > :04:22.Any joy with that research into Tim's family to find more directly
:04:23. > :04:28.I've just got back as far as his great-grantparents,
:04:29. > :04:30.but sadly they died of natural causes.
:04:31. > :04:32.We could make something up...
:04:33. > :04:35.got rickets cos Thatcher stopped the free milk.
:04:36. > :04:48.We're the Lib Dems, no-one'll check it.
:04:49. > :04:50.This Thanet Tory charged with fiddling election expenses...
:04:51. > :04:52.The whole Thanet thing was a joke.
:04:53. > :04:55.There was this candidate called Murray who said he was a pub
:04:56. > :04:58.landlord, and I know for a fact he didn't run a pub.
:04:59. > :05:01.If this MacKinlay went to prison it wouldn't bring Nigel's career back
:05:02. > :05:09.I'm not a vindictive woman, but I hope David Cameron ends up in