:00:15. > :00:17.As a Lib Dem I'd obviously prefer to suspend
:00:18. > :00:22.well, after the election's over but the terrorists want that
:00:23. > :00:24.so sod them and let's do
:00:25. > :02:10.Too many late nights. I'm starting to have the conspiracy theories. I'm
:02:11. > :02:17.worried. Where are you Ukip Councillor holds golly would go hen
:02:18. > :02:25.night stories? You know Julian? No. No-one is pouring a bucket of sheet
:02:26. > :02:35.over our heads. Doing brilliantly at the flag and rifle. My local. We're
:02:36. > :02:44.at 2% in the polls. That's just the liberal elet. We're polling highly
:02:45. > :02:47.in the 80-90 age bracket. It's good it's a short campaign. Because in
:02:48. > :02:53.2015 we lost a few before polling day. Who is this Julian? No-one. In
:02:54. > :02:55.times of national mourning you need one leader to bring the country
:02:56. > :03:13.together. We are all united that he is a
:03:14. > :03:14.complete twit. Yes, it would be fantastic to have President Trump
:03:15. > :03:26.come over here and show solidarity. It is quite a busy week over here.
:03:27. > :03:32.What with the general election and everything. No, no. It will be all
:03:33. > :03:35.day on Thursday. Imagine a Labour-led coalition in charge of
:03:36. > :03:39.Trident, Corbyn won't press the button, Nicola Sturgeon won't be
:03:40. > :03:44.able to reach it. Leanne what's her name will only be able to fire it if
:03:45. > :03:50.the instructions are in Welsh. Add the Greens will expect the missiles
:03:51. > :03:55.to be recyclable. I'm not enthusiastic we do fire it. I always
:03:56. > :03:59.imagined Nigel and me trapped underground in a nuclear bunker.
:04:00. > :04:05.Well, you're not the only one. You'd actually do it? Yes, of course I
:04:06. > :04:08.would. Under extreme circumstances, as Jeremy says. You have to do
:04:09. > :04:14.what's necessary. You would push the button? I would. To call Diane
:04:15. > :04:19.Abbott to go on Newsnight? Yes! Corbyn is calling on Theresa to
:04:20. > :04:23.resign, utterly ridiculous, Grandstanding. Can we get Amber Rudd
:04:24. > :04:30.elected leader by Wednesday? No. Oh, bustard. I don't think this about
:04:31. > :04:37.the terrorist links works, you can't see it's him under the balaclava.
:04:38. > :04:41.How about our mental health policy, Trident, the NHS, why does it always
:04:42. > :04:47.have to be about Tim's views on gay sex. Can I just say we are one of
:04:48. > :04:51.the gayest parties in the UK. We are, the SNP say that they are, but
:04:52. > :04:56.they're actually really quite a straight party. Coincidentally I'm
:04:57. > :05:01.sitting here with Brian who is himself very gay, he is. He has a
:05:02. > :05:11.husband and everything. You should speak to him. I think Timothies that
:05:12. > :05:17.gays are sinners, but he's perfectly happy for hell to sort it out. How
:05:18. > :05:21.much more liberal can you get than that. Abortion on the other hand...
:05:22. > :05:22.Sorry, there's a fire drill.