:00:00. > :00:17.This programme contains some strong language.
:00:18. > :00:22.Diane Abbott is too ill to go on Woman's Hour.
:00:23. > :00:26.She's I'm-too-crap-to-be-interviewed ill.
:00:27. > :00:29.You've got to ask, would they be attacking her like this
:00:30. > :00:41.Did you see her on Sky News yesterday?
:00:42. > :00:45.OK, yes, there were quite a lot of pauses.
:00:46. > :00:48.One long pause is what we need from Diane.
:00:49. > :01:01.She's turned off her location tracker.
:01:02. > :01:09.Would you send out this Romanian guy who fought the attackers? Obviously
:01:10. > :01:14.not, we keep people like that. That's quite a tough citizenship
:01:15. > :01:20.test... You know the good ones. My boyfriend is from Eritrea and he has
:01:21. > :01:28.never claimed any benefits. He hasn't? Well, he can't because he is
:01:29. > :01:30.not legal. Anyway, enough about me... Let's crack on with British
:01:31. > :01:35.jobs for British people. So let me ask you for
:01:36. > :01:40.the third time, why did May when Home Secretary cut
:01:41. > :01:44.the police by 17,000? I think you'll find we've
:01:45. > :01:47.ring-fenced funding for counterterrorism
:01:48. > :01:49.and enhanced MI5 capabilities. No, you're cutting the Office
:01:50. > :01:52.for Security and Counterterrorism's budget by 3.7% this
:01:53. > :01:53.year, aren't you? When May said "enough is enough",
:01:54. > :01:58.was that her answer when the police And what about cuts
:01:59. > :02:02.to Prevent programm, which... Just get me a cup of
:02:03. > :02:04.locking coffee, would you? Andrew Neil wouldn't make
:02:05. > :02:06.coffee for his guests... We're up against Corbyn,
:02:07. > :02:16.who's like a geography teacher - the one who taught the wrong
:02:17. > :02:18.syllabus for a whole Have you seen our
:02:19. > :02:24.latest private polls? I've found as a Lib Dem,
:02:25. > :02:29.it's best not to look. Though often it's best not
:02:30. > :02:37.to look at that either. Do you want Diane Abbott
:02:38. > :02:43.as Home Secretary? Diane Abbott won't remember how
:02:44. > :02:46.many police there are. Bob wants to talk to you. Diane
:02:47. > :03:03.Abbott! We might as well go the full Trump
:03:04. > :03:07.and do mad stuff to get attention. We've actually done
:03:08. > :03:09.a bit better than usual. Get Tim to put the gay stuff to rest
:03:10. > :03:12.by snogging Andrew Neil. Got three mentions in the national
:03:13. > :03:14.press, one quite big. "Jihadi Jeremy is secret
:03:15. > :03:17.member of Isis". "Crooked Theresa did have
:03:18. > :03:19.children but ate them". I thought Tim actually did
:03:20. > :03:28.quite well last night. For a moment I thought
:03:29. > :03:34.of voting Lib Dem. I don't think I've ever
:03:35. > :03:46.actually voted Lib Dem. Oh yeah, we're doing a big youth
:03:47. > :04:00.push on Twitter today. You've got to communicate
:04:01. > :04:14.with the under-25s in Let's see if they understand this:
:04:15. > :04:44."Wake up lazy locks. Someone has written to Reeza, why
:04:45. > :04:53.didn't we think of that? Have you ever seen a dirty white found that
:04:54. > :04:55.hasn't got a Cork drawn on it? We could draw one on the White horse,
:04:56. > :05:00.and it would be bigger! Boris says Trump's state
:05:01. > :05:03.visit should go ahead. It's alright for him -
:05:04. > :05:06.it's Theresa who'll have No, she won't - she'll just get
:05:07. > :05:12.Amber Rudd to do it. Theresa May's confessed
:05:13. > :05:15.that the naughtiest thing she ever did as a child was "run
:05:16. > :05:17.through fields of wheat". ...While chasing
:05:18. > :05:18.a beggar with a stick. I want to know...
:05:19. > :05:27...what will happen next. And I want to know...
:05:28. > :05:30...what it all means... Join us for full coverage
:05:31. > :05:34.and analysis