:00:00. > :00:32.This programme contains some strong language.
:00:33. > :00:39.Shame they didn't go with Corbyn in the suicide vest. If we win this, we
:00:40. > :00:45.must learn lessons. We've got to invest in the NHS, social care, new
:00:46. > :00:51.treatment, early diagnosis, stem cell research, transplants. To win
:00:52. > :00:59.back the centre vote? No, to keep old people alive. Our support is
:01:00. > :01:03.dying out, literally. I think now that campaigning is over, we could
:01:04. > :01:08.allow ourselves a little drink. Our third bottle of gin this week. A
:01:09. > :01:12.toast to what Paul Nuttall calls Ukip 2.0. About the percentage of
:01:13. > :01:16.votes we will get. And when Jeremy ended
:01:17. > :01:18.with that quote... Why does he sound like he's
:01:19. > :01:23.talking to tourists at Ye Oldie Medieval Banquet
:01:24. > :01:24.Experience? Well, at least we've got the votes
:01:25. > :01:27.of the English Lit students. So, ideally, votes wise,
:01:28. > :01:32.we want many of the many. But if we don't get many
:01:33. > :01:36.of the many, we might be OK with a few of the many,
:01:37. > :01:52.as long as they don't Absolutely. One of our strengths is
:01:53. > :01:57.that we can say the unsayable. But some things are unsayable because
:01:58. > :02:09.they are illegal. Yes, in the sense that they are against the law. Yes,
:02:10. > :02:16.even if she is a. -- Green. Comey and Trump have called each
:02:17. > :02:23.other liars. Who to believe? Tough. Ed Balls and Osborne as election
:02:24. > :02:26.analysts! For the last time, she is not a foreigner telling us how to
:02:27. > :02:33.run our lives. She is Laura Kuenssberg. Two clippings, one about
:02:34. > :02:38.him, one about his spaniel. I will guess which one is bigger. I am
:02:39. > :02:44.going to have to start a new folder. We might have done better with the
:02:45. > :02:48.spaniel as leader. Boris looked like a leader today, and if he thought of
:02:49. > :02:55.running after the election, I would be right behind him. JK Rowling is
:02:56. > :03:02.retweeting someone who is Lib Dem. Harry Potter and the deathly
:03:03. > :03:05.silence. At least that is one vote. Tim is voting. Two votes, unless he
:03:06. > :03:09.is voting to one vote. I'm ringing to ask you
:03:10. > :03:13.to vote Labour and... You know she's going to take your
:03:14. > :03:17.house away if you get ill. Well, I'm sure they give
:03:18. > :03:22.a shit about you. Oh, you're watching
:03:23. > :03:47.Game Of Thrones and... If Amber did feel like a tilt at the
:03:48. > :03:52.leadership, I would be behind her. I am not looking forward to tonight. I
:03:53. > :03:58.seem to have spent hours of my life waiting for the Sunderland result.
:03:59. > :04:01.Why do they bother being first? It is not like tourists flock to the
:04:02. > :04:07.Sunderland ballot counting museum. Is it just to give the unemployed
:04:08. > :04:13.something to do every five years? It might be a hung parliament, we could
:04:14. > :04:19.be kingmakers. What a choice, Kelly or nearer? If it was, we would
:04:20. > :04:28.probably have another election. Another election! We have got this
:04:29. > :04:33.in the bike. More tweets than the Tories, 43 to 35%. So we are talking
:04:34. > :04:42.to ourselves more than they are? That's right. Don't you think we are
:04:43. > :04:46.going to win? I can't answer that in an open setting. I am behind Theresa
:04:47. > :04:54.so if you can tell her. Oh, you can't find her either. Yes, a lot of
:04:55. > :04:58.Ukip voters can't walk. You can get more than four crumbly ease into
:04:59. > :05:03.your taxi. You've got a roof frack. There is no law against people with
:05:04. > :05:06.dementia voting. At her into the polling booth.