Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07'They've come from all over the UK, ordinary people with extraordinary abilities,

0:00:07 > 0:00:12'powers so pointless they will rock the very foundations of society.

0:00:12 > 0:00:20'Heroes will rise, legends will be born! This is Epic Win!'

0:00:24 > 0:00:31'Please welcome your epic host, it's Alexander Armstrong!'

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Thank you, hello! I'm Alexander Armstrong and this is Epic Win,

0:00:42 > 0:00:44the show that scours the country to find great British heroes

0:00:44 > 0:00:47with jaw-droppingly senseless superpowers.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50But what, you may be asking yourself, is an epic win?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Well, can you carry home the weekly shop using only your ears?

0:00:53 > 0:00:54I can.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57LAUGHTER

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Can you use your beard as a paintbrush?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Or can you build a car from bread?

0:01:01 > 0:01:02If so, you could be an epic winner,

0:01:02 > 0:01:07and these are precisely the types of skills that people will be demonstrating on this show.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09And it all happens here, in the Epic Centre.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13This is where our heroes have their powers tested.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17If they pass the challenge we set them, they'll earn the title of epic winner,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19and get the chance to win cold, hard cash.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23But, if they don't, they'll leave the studio as penniless epic failures,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26through the dreaded Fail Door.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27DOOR CREAKS

0:01:27 > 0:01:28- AUDIENCE:- Ahh!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Most things on this show are too epic for one man to handle,

0:01:31 > 0:01:36so, Joe, open those announcing pipes and tell us, who've we got on the show this week?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38'Gazing in wonder at public pointlessness tonight,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41'our panel are...'

0:01:41 > 0:01:43He's a comedian who walks on the wild side.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Must be the new shoes. It's stand-out stand-up, Jason Manford!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49APPLAUSE

0:01:49 > 0:01:53When Jason breaks a mirror, he gets seven years' GOOD luck.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55EPIC WIN!

0:01:58 > 0:02:03When she's in Walford, Albert isn't square, he's groovy. It's Nina Wadia!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05APPLAUSE

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Last night, there was a massive thunderstorm,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12but Nina slept right through. EPIC WIN!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17And if Carol Vorderman's the thinking man's crumpet,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20meet the thinking woman's iced bun. It's comedian Micky Flanagan!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23APPLAUSE

0:02:25 > 0:02:30At lunch, Micky bit into a pizza, and didn't burn his mouth! EPIC WIN!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Fabulous, Joe.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35And you'll be hanging round to help me through the show?

0:02:35 > 0:02:36You can count on that, yes.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Fantastic. Joe Lycett, everybody.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40APPLAUSE

0:02:42 > 0:02:44The panel will be awarding cash to our epic winners.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48How much depends on how impressed they are with our contenders' skills.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50But it's easier to show you how it all works,

0:02:50 > 0:02:54so let's find out who our first pretender to the Epic throne is tonight.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59My name is Shaun Jones, I'm a house painter and decorator,

0:02:59 > 0:03:00and plasterer.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05'I've always been a bit different. I'm a bit of a medical mystery.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09'I first discovered this as a small child.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17'Doctors were baffled by the strength of my lungs.'

0:03:17 > 0:03:21It's a mystery how I've never hurt myself using my power,

0:03:21 > 0:03:23'because it can be pretty dangerous.'

0:03:23 > 0:03:24HE SNEEZES

0:03:27 > 0:03:30'Once I learned how to control it, it became pretty handy.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42'As I got older, I decided to embrace my gift.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45'I've developed an intense training routine

0:03:45 > 0:03:48'to help me get the best out of my lungs.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52'My name is Shaun Jones.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57'I'm 51 years old, and I am Mr Remarkable Man!'

0:03:59 > 0:04:01APPLAUSE

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Take a deep breath, folks. It's Mr Remarkable Man, Shaun Jones!

0:04:04 > 0:04:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Shaun, how are you? Welcome, welcome. Great to have you here.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22So, Shaun Jones. You're a painter and decorator.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25You're also a record-breaking extreme weight-lifter,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28the first, in fact, to squat-lift non-stop for 24 hours.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32So, first things first, when does weightlifting become extreme, Shaun?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33On my 50th birthday last year,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I became the first person in the world

0:04:35 > 0:04:37to non-stop squat-lift for 24 hours,

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- and lift over a million pound in weight.- What?!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yes!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Well, let's find out exactly what Shaun's challenge is.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Over to you, Joe.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Tonight, using only his lungs,

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Mr Remarkable Man, Shaun Jones, has to burst hot water bottles

0:04:54 > 0:04:55on an exercise bike!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- On an exercise bike? That...- The craziest thing I've ever done.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Really?- And I've done some crazy stuff, I'd assure you of that.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Well, we're going to meet the panel.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Here are the people who are going to be judging your talent. Micky?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14We all like blowing things up.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17LAUGHTER

0:05:18 > 0:05:21No, men do see it as a very masculine thing,

0:05:21 > 0:05:23"Give us that here, I'll blow that up."

0:05:23 > 0:05:27But just one request, Shaun, if I get a bit faint

0:05:27 > 0:05:29during these shows, if I go over,

0:05:29 > 0:05:32please don't give me the kiss of life.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33LAUGHTER

0:05:33 > 0:05:36What is the weirdest thing you've ever blown up?

0:05:36 > 0:05:41I've been globally challenged to blow up and burst 100 hot water bottles

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- one after the other.- So you're sticking with hot water bottles? - And then...

0:05:45 > 0:05:48if that's been done, I will become the first person

0:05:48 > 0:05:51on a plane, blowing up a hot water bottle burst in the air.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54It's annoying when there's a kid crying behind you,

0:05:54 > 0:05:56imagine you sat behind!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58"Can I get a good seat? This guy..."

0:05:58 > 0:06:01LAUGHTER

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Well, I can't wait to see this. Here we are.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Here we have one exercise bike, and a bunch of hot water bottles.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Shaun has to burst three of these in one minute

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- while continually peddling on this exercise bike... - Come on!

0:06:19 > 0:06:20..for no good reason at all!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24If he can do it, it's an Epic Win, and he'll go on to play our money game.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27If not, he'll be breezing out through the Fail Door.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Are you a military man, Shaun? You have excellent posture.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Well, I can't say.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34OK, yes, best, er...

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- I'm not obliged to say. - No, you're not obliged to say.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Now, this is very dangerous, don't try this at home,

0:06:39 > 0:06:43for goodness' sake. Exercise bikes are an absolute menace.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Right, it's three bottles in 60 seconds.- Come on, people!

0:06:47 > 0:06:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:48 > 0:06:52OK, right, your time starts now!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54KLAXON SOUNDS

0:06:54 > 0:06:57AUDIENCE SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

0:07:00 > 0:07:02BOTTLE BURSTS

0:07:02 > 0:07:04One bottle!

0:07:09 > 0:07:10BOTTLE BURSTS

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Two bottles done!

0:07:12 > 0:07:1440 seconds on the clock remaining.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23BOTTLE BURSTS

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Three bottles done!

0:07:26 > 0:07:2932 seconds left on the clock!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:31 > 0:07:34You were nearly wearing that bike there, Shaun.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38I'll just give you a second or two to get your...

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Mr Remarkable Man!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- You undersold yourself with just "remarkable".- Yeah.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- You want to be Fantastic Man. - MR Fantastic Man!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Panel, have a look at that, look at that.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Wow.- That's the power of this man's lungs.- That's phenomenal.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58That's British craftsmanship there.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00LAUGHTER

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Does the air come out of you that powerful at both ends?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I imagine that must take out a puppy.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Nina, does it deserve his name, Mr Remarkable Man?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Oh, absolutely. I think that is incredible.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Is there anyone in the audience who thinks they can actually do that?!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Anybody want to do that?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Well, Mr Remarkable Man, you are an epic winner,

0:08:27 > 0:08:32and that means you have definitely won the equally remarkable Epic Win trophy, so very well done.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33APPLAUSE

0:08:33 > 0:08:36You can't buy those in the shops.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40But, as an epic winner, you're now going to have a value

0:08:40 > 0:08:43put on your skill, and you could take home some cash.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Join me in the Epic Centre, we'll find out what your win is worth.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56OK, now, panel, each of you has up to £1,000 to throw at Shaun.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00The decision to make is how much will you give a man with bottle-bursting breath?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Think of what your figure is, anything from £1 to £1000,

0:09:04 > 0:09:05and lock it in.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11What?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14They're just assessing your worth here, Shaun.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Right, there it is, all locked in.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19So, Shaun, we've totted up the amounts

0:09:19 > 0:09:22that our three panellists think your power deserves,

0:09:22 > 0:09:25and the grand total could be anything from £3 to £3000.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28So, Joe is going to offer you increasing sums of money.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31You can stop the cash whenever you like with our big red button.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35If you stop the money before it goes over the panel's total, it will be an...

0:09:35 > 0:09:36EPIC WIN!

0:09:36 > 0:09:40And you'll go home with whatever amount of money you stopped on.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43But, if you hold out for too long and go even £1 over the panel's total,

0:09:43 > 0:09:45how much will he go home with, Joe?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Zero pounds.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Ready on the big red button, then.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Joe, let's turn powers into pounds.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00£890.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- AUDIENCE:- More!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Shaun wants more.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12£1,385.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Mr Remarkable Man. They say go up.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Do you want to go up?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18AUDIENCE SHOUT

0:10:18 > 0:10:20OK, the Remarkable Man wants more.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28£1,963.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Mr Remarkable Man, you're...

0:10:31 > 0:10:33OK, he wants more, Joe.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40£2,648!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41- AUDIENCE:- More!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45It's not their money! It's not their money, Shaun!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48If you go over the amount, you won't get it.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50What are you doing?!

0:10:50 > 0:10:51LAUGHTER

0:10:51 > 0:10:54What are you doing?!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- OK.- Think about this!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03It can only be three grand!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10£3,000!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Wow, you've gone for £3,000.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18So, have you bagged the money, or have you blown it?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Let's find out.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25LAUGHTER

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Zero pounds!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Oh, Shaun! Shaun, Shaun, Shaun.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38You left it too late. Zero pounds.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39I did tell you.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42But what was the cut-off point?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Shall we see what the panel's actual total was?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50£1,963.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- You could...- Well, I'm in it to win it, so...- You're not, though!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57LAUGHTER

0:11:58 > 0:12:01APPLAUSE

0:12:03 > 0:12:07You know what you did? You over-inflated your value there!

0:12:09 > 0:12:13OK, right, let's see how their values broke down.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, look at that!

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Pretty fair, pretty fair. Well, we'll start with Nina.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24360, not that impressed?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28I just don't know why you do it, and that confused me!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I thought £300 for what you can actually do,

0:12:30 > 0:12:34£60 for a few hot water bottles you can buy for a couple of months,

0:12:34 > 0:12:35and that's it, sorry.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37OK, 730 from Micky?

0:12:37 > 0:12:41I think you might want to let some of that air seep up

0:12:41 > 0:12:42towards your brain.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44LAUGHTER

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Because the chances of us giving you three grand there

0:12:48 > 0:12:50were very, very slight.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54And it's not just because we're scared you're going to blow it.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57LAUGHTER

0:12:57 > 0:12:59The showmanship was fantastic.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04I noticed you've got a string vest so I gave you an extra £13 for that.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Jason, the highest amount awarded there.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I was going to give you 900 quid, but I took a tenner out

0:13:10 > 0:13:16because I went to the barber and he had to go through my hair and pick out bits of hot water bottle.

0:13:16 > 0:13:21Shaun, you didn't win the cash, but don't feel too deflated.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26You are still an epic winner and you will still burst out of here with this glorious Epic Win trophy.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29APPLAUSE

0:13:29 > 0:13:34Ladies and gentlemen, he is the dictionary definition of Epic WIND, the heroic Shaun Jones!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Now, when we came across our next epic hopeful,

0:13:48 > 0:13:52we knew his power couldn't be contained within a mere TV studio.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56It was simply way too epic. To find out what he is all about, please welcome Brian Radam!

0:13:56 > 0:14:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Brian Radam is a master locksmith from Southport,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14with a singularly amazing claim to fame.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18He runs the world's only dedicated lawnmower museum.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Yes, you heard me exactly right. A lawnmower museum.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Brian, what sort of person goes to a lawnmower museum?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Loads of people from all over the world.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31When you opened the museum, were you very proud of it? Did you keep all the cuttings?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33LAUGHTER

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Did you?! I apologise for that immediately.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40So, Joe, what is Brian's challenge going to be tonight?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Radam is going to be naming lawnmowers

0:14:43 > 0:14:46just by looking at the grass they have cut.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52OK. Here's how Brian's challenge will work.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55We've taken 20 lawnmowers and mown strips of grass with five of them.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59All Brian has to do is match the right lawnmowers to the strips of grass.

0:14:59 > 0:15:04If he gets three out of five right, he will be an epic winner and go on to play the money game.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- If not, he will make an untimely exit through the Fail Door. - AUDIENCE: Aww!

0:15:09 > 0:15:13So, how did Brian get on? Let's take a look.

0:15:13 > 0:15:1620 lawnmowers...

0:15:18 > 0:15:19..one man...

0:15:19 > 0:15:22a tape measure...

0:15:22 > 0:15:25five strips of grass.

0:15:25 > 0:15:31Can Brian Radam match the blades of grass to the blades of the machine?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38This is a nice, flat finish. Nicely cut grass.

0:15:38 > 0:15:43Anybody would be quite happy with this finish on their lawn.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46This is the Suffolk Punch.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53The grass on here has been cut quite well.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Wet grass just sticks to everything and it's very difficult to tell,

0:15:57 > 0:15:59but the cut's nice and sharp.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01I'd probably say

0:16:01 > 0:16:02it's the Ransome Certes.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06One of the best hand mowers in the world.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Hmm. The grass is not as cleanly cut as the others.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15I'd say this is

0:16:15 > 0:16:18the Electric Castelgarden machine.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25This is a really nice, flat finish. Anybody would be proud of this lawn.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29And it's been a nice lawnmower that's cut it as well.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32This is going to be the Allett Royale machine,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35because it is so perfect.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43OK, this one, all the grass is going in different directions.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46It must be a rotary machine.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49I would say this is the HRX Honda.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51APPLAUSE

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Wow, excellent stuff. Wow.

0:16:54 > 0:16:59No idea how you've done, but that was fantastic. You need three out of five,

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- are you feeling confident? - Hopefully.- OK. Let's find out how you did.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05It was wet.

0:17:05 > 0:17:11All right, it was wet, we'll put a "W" next to your results!

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- And you'd been drinking...? - LAUGHTER

0:17:17 > 0:17:18OK, let's see how Brian did.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21OK, Brian, let's cut to the chase. Did you match the mowers?

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Your first guess was a Suffolk Punch. Did you hit the spot?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Bang on target,

0:17:31 > 0:17:32that's one out of five. Next up,

0:17:32 > 0:17:35you plumped for the Ransome Certes.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Is that right?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Yes, it certainly is!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Three left. You only need one more

0:17:41 > 0:17:44and you'll be an epic winner. Could this be the clincher?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46You said the Castelgarden.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Brian, you are the king of the Castelgarden!

0:17:51 > 0:17:56- That's three out of three - you've bagged yourself an Epic Win! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Three out of three, you are an epic winner - congratulations.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Would you like to see what happened with the other two?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- OK.- Let's just see how you did.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Your fourth suspect was the Allett Royale.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Will this be your crowning glory?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Yes, that's four out of four!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18And finally, you selected the Honda HRX.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20And you make a clean sweep...

0:18:20 > 0:18:25Astonishing! It's five out of five.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Congratulations, that's a full house.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Brian...

0:18:29 > 0:18:33I can't even begin to understand how that's possible.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Jason, has that blown your mind as well?- Five out of five...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I can't believe that.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42So faultless, you made it look easy.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46You could blow me down with the first contestant.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49May I ask you a question, Brian?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52If I give you my leg to touch, would you be able to tell

0:18:52 > 0:18:55if I use a normal razor or an electric shaver?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58I wouldn't care, really, I'd just...!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09There you go.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Brian, you are an epic winner and that means you

0:19:11 > 0:19:15have already won yourself the Epic Win trophy!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19But, Brian, you can win yourself some cash as well.

0:19:19 > 0:19:24It's time to play our money game. So join me, please, in the Epic Centre.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29There we are. Now, panel, once again,

0:19:29 > 0:19:34each of you has £1,000. How much you think a cutting edge skill like Brian's deserves?

0:19:34 > 0:19:41They are doing the impossible here. They are trying to put a cash value on your impeccable skills.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47OK, there it is. Locked in. Job done. You know the deal.

0:19:47 > 0:19:52The panel's total could be anything from £3 to £3,000.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57You can take home with you the amount that you stop it on

0:19:57 > 0:20:02as long as you stop it before you go over the amount the panel has given you.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06OK, hands at the ready. Joe, let's turn powers into pounds.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Let's.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13£994.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15AUDIENCE: More!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19What are you thinking, Brian?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21That would save a lot of lawnmowers.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25It would, but they're all saying, "More!"

0:20:25 > 0:20:27OK, we'll go up a bit.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29OK, let's go.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34£1442.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36AUDIENCE: More!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38What are you thinking now?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41That's going to save a tremendous amount of lawnmowers.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Stop thinking about it in terms of lawnmowers being saved

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- and start thinking about it in terms of how much...- Have an 'oliday!

0:20:48 > 0:20:51AUDIENCE: More!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- We'll go a little bit more.- We're going to go one more, he thinks.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- 2,070!- Look at that. £2,070.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03AUDIENCE: More!

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- BUZZER - There we are!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Very good.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- APPLAUSE - You've cut off the cash at £2,070.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14So, have you pushed your luck and valued yourself too highly,

0:21:14 > 0:21:17or are you going to be going home with the green? Let's find out.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25AUDIENCE GIGGLES

0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Epic win!- Yes! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Bravo, Brian!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35You knew when you'd had enough.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40That means you will be leaving here with £2,070.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42But did you stop at the perfect moment

0:21:42 > 0:21:44or could you have made some more hay?

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Let's see what the panel's total actually was.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Oh, look at that! - APPLAUSE

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Very, very well done. Spot on.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02A man with impeccable judgement. You gauged that absolutely beautifully.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- My congratulations. - Thank you very much.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Let's just have a look at the panel and see how that broke down.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Wow! Wow, wow. Oh...

0:22:13 > 0:22:14£270. What's wrong, Mickey?

0:22:14 > 0:22:17I've got to send out a signal to people.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19LAUGHTER

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I think I could get the average gardener for a couple of weeks

0:22:22 > 0:22:25with 20 lawnmowers and say,

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- "Right, just practice," and he could come here and...- No way!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30You are belittling Brian's skill here.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32BOOING

0:22:34 > 0:22:37And that too on a wet day.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38LAUGHTER

0:22:38 > 0:22:40APPLAUSE

0:22:44 > 0:22:49I give you 50 quid for each guess you got right.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52And the other 20 quid for a deckchair,

0:22:52 > 0:22:55so you can sit down for five minutes

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- and have a little think about what you're getting up to. - LAUGHTER

0:23:00 > 0:23:05- Jason Manford has given you the full whack.- Full whack, Brian.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- He's going to get a free audio tour. - A free audio tour!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:11 > 0:23:12That's what is it's all about!

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Listen, Brian, without a doubt, you are the maestro of mowers.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19You trundle out of here with £2,070

0:23:19 > 0:23:21plus the beautiful Epic Win trophy. There we are.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23APPLAUSE

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Congratulations to you, sir.

0:23:26 > 0:23:31Ladies and gentlemen, as heroes go, he's a cut above the rest. It's Brian Radam!

0:23:31 > 0:23:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:33 > 0:23:35TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Wow! Yes.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Well, after that, you'd be forgiven for thinking you'd seen it all,

0:23:46 > 0:23:49but you couldn't be more wrong. Let's meet our next contender.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53I'm Natasha, I'm 28, from Essex, and I really love Take That.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54MUSIC: "Greatest Day" by Take That

0:23:54 > 0:23:59I first listened to Take That when I was nine. From then onwards, I was hooked.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03Over the years, I've spent thousands following Take That around,

0:24:03 > 0:24:04staying in the same hotels,

0:24:04 > 0:24:09buying limited edition CDs, T-shirts, anything. You name, I've got it.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13I once queued for 8½ hours to meet Gary Barlow.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15It was totally worth it as I got a kiss

0:24:15 > 0:24:18and a photo, and he signed my book for me.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21When Take That split up, I couldn't stop crying.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I got sent home from school and it truly was the worst day of my life.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27SAXOPHONE PLAYS "A MILLION LOVE SONGS"

0:24:27 > 0:24:31When Take That got back together again, I was so excited, I can't tell you.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34It was like all my dreams come true.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Oi! What have I told you? Go on. Get out.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39LAUGHTER

0:24:39 > 0:24:41APPLAUSE

0:24:41 > 0:24:46Today, this could be the greatest day of her life.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49If she can Epic Win, anyway. Please welcome Natasha Ampong!

0:24:49 > 0:24:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Hello!- A very warm welcome to the show.- Thank you.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05So, here's what we know.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Her favourite member of Take That is Mark Owen.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11She first went to a gig in 1993 and she's now seen them 15 times.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14The last time she went, she queued for 11½ hours

0:25:14 > 0:25:16just to be at the front. That is dedication.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20So, why Take That? They're good, but they're no Bros.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22They're amazing! LAUGHTER

0:25:22 > 0:25:24They are 10 times better than Bros.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26They are the best boy-band in the world.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Well, she loves Take That, but where can we take this?

0:25:29 > 0:25:32What is Natasha's challenge going to be, Joe?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Tonight, Natasha Ampong will attempt to identify

0:25:35 > 0:25:40any Take That song by hearing just one second.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43APPLAUSE

0:25:43 > 0:25:46They say, "It only takes a minute." For you, it only takes a second.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49For your Epic Win challenge, we are going to be putting you

0:25:49 > 0:25:52in the Seat of Second-Long Song Segments. Come with me.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56- APPLAUSE - There we are.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Here.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Are you sitting comfortably?- Yes.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05OK, then we shall begin. We will play Natasha 10 one second clips from Take That songs.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09These clips can come from any point in any song on any of their albums

0:26:09 > 0:26:12and Natasha has to name eight of them correctly.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15If she can do it, then it's an Epic Win and she'll get to play for the cash.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18But, if not, then she's on her way to the door.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20OK, so ears at the ready.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23We're looking for eight out of 10.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26- Here comes the first clip. - # Can... #

0:26:28 > 0:26:29What do you think?

0:26:29 > 0:26:33I think...it's "A Million Love Songs".

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Natasha says "A Million Love Songs." Let's see if that is right.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38# A million love songs... #

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Yes, it is. Very well done.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42APPLAUSE

0:26:42 > 0:26:47One out of one. So far, 100% success rate.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49- Here is your second clip. - STRING MUSIC

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Can I come back to that one?- That's a pass. You only have one pass

0:26:55 > 0:26:58to use across the songs. You're using it now.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01We'll come back to that one. Your third clip. Here it comes.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04BACKING TRACK PLAYS

0:27:05 > 0:27:08I am going to say it's "Sunday To Saturday".

0:27:08 > 0:27:10"Sunday To Saturday". Let's see if that's right.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13# It's a Sunday through to Saturday... #

0:27:13 > 0:27:14It's correct!

0:27:14 > 0:27:16APPLAUSE

0:27:16 > 0:27:19So far, two out of two answers. OK, here it comes.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20PIANO AND DRUMS

0:27:22 > 0:27:25- "Back For Good".- "Back For Good," says Natasha. Let's see if it is.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- # Whatever I said... # - Yes, it is!

0:27:28 > 0:27:29APPLAUSE

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Here it comes, your fifth clip. - UPBEAT BACKING TRACK

0:27:40 > 0:27:42I'll go with "Could It Be Magic".

0:27:42 > 0:27:44"Could It Be Magic," says Natasha. Let's see if that's right.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47# Everything changes but you... #

0:27:47 > 0:27:49- Oh, Everything Changes!- Bad luck.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53- Your first incorrect answer.- OK.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Let's have your sixth song clip.

0:27:58 > 0:27:59Butterfly.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00Natasha says Butterfly. Let's see.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02# How did we lose our way... #

0:28:02 > 0:28:05- Oh, no.- Oh, incorrect!

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Like I Never Loved You At All.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10- Now, then. You have to get this one right.- OK.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11Let's hear it.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13# Wooah... #

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Greatest Day.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20Greatest Day, says Natasha for her seventh track. Is that right?

0:28:20 > 0:28:22# Today this could be... #

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Very well done, correct.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Very well done.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32OK, here comes your eighth song.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Hold Up A Light?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Hold Up A Light, says Natasha. Is that right?

0:28:40 > 0:28:41# Hold up a light... #

0:28:42 > 0:28:45It's correct!

0:28:45 > 0:28:48Very well done. Here is your ninth track. Are you ready, Natasha?

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Very, very best of luck. Again, you have to get this right.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58Mancunian Way?

0:28:58 > 0:28:59Mancunian Way, says Natasha.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Let's see if that's right. It has to be right.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03# I'm driving home... #

0:29:03 > 0:29:05It's correct!

0:29:10 > 0:29:12OK, right. Your 10th track.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Are you ready? It has to be right.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Ooh. It has to be right?

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Another Crack In My Heart?

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Another Crack In My Heart, says Natasha. Is it right?

0:29:28 > 0:29:30# Another crack... #

0:29:30 > 0:29:31It is!

0:29:31 > 0:29:35OK, now, we have to go back to that second track.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37You get one more chance to listen to it.

0:29:37 > 0:29:38You have to score 8 out of 10 for this to be an Epic Win.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40Here it comes.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46It's a hard one.

0:29:46 > 0:29:50It could be one of 125 songs.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56I'm going to say...

0:29:56 > 0:29:59God, I don't know. Holding Back The Tears.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Holding Back The Tears? If this is right, it's an Epic Win.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Let's hear.

0:30:04 > 0:30:05# Although no-one understood... #

0:30:05 > 0:30:08- Oh, no! - No, it's The Flood!

0:30:11 > 0:30:12- Oh, no.- Nearly.

0:30:12 > 0:30:17APPLAUSE

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Nina, did Natasha relight your fire, there?

0:30:22 > 0:30:24I think this is actually very healthy for you,

0:30:24 > 0:30:26if you don't mind me saying.

0:30:28 > 0:30:33Not that I'm turning this into a therapy show or anything like that.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35No, you were just very unlucky.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37I thought you did amazingly. We were marking down what we could do.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40I got two out of ten.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42And I got one out of ten. So you did really well.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44I had earplugs in.

0:30:44 > 0:30:48Oh, well, Natasha, unfortunately it couldn't be magic.

0:30:48 > 0:30:53I'm afraid you've ended up with an Epic Fail. Which means, I'm afraid, you won't be playing for the money.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55But it's not all bad,

0:30:55 > 0:30:58because you will be taking home this fantastic piece of memorabilia.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01It's an Epic Fail sticker.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03There we are. See, it's not all bad.

0:31:03 > 0:31:04There we are.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07No other Take That fan has got one of those.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Never forget where you're coming from, Natasha.

0:31:09 > 0:31:10I won't.

0:31:10 > 0:31:14What about where you're going too, I'm afraid? The door over there.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16I'm sorry.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18Yes, that is what happens next.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Natasha, you will be leaving us through the Fail Door.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29Tonight, she wasn't Top of the Pops. Natasha Ampong, make some tracks.

0:31:29 > 0:31:31APPLAUSE

0:31:35 > 0:31:38And take that!

0:31:38 > 0:31:41Well, we've seen some pretty epic achievements tonight.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43But, like an all you can eat buffet,

0:31:43 > 0:31:45there's just enough room to squeeze a little bit more in.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48So let's serve ourselves up tonight's final Epic challenge.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52I'm Dan Magness, I'm 27 and I'm from Sheffield.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55I've been a professional football freestyler now

0:31:55 > 0:31:56for about the last eight years.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59At the moment I hold six world records.

0:31:59 > 0:32:03The longest time controlling a football, longest distance travelled

0:32:03 > 0:32:06keeping up a football, most amount of face rolls across the forehead,

0:32:06 > 0:32:09most amount of around the moon tricks in one minute,

0:32:09 > 0:32:12most amount of consecutive touches using only the shoulders,

0:32:12 > 0:32:15longest time controlling a football using only the back -

0:32:15 > 0:32:16which is four minutes and two seconds.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19I've impressed thousands of people with my ball skills,

0:32:19 > 0:32:21but there's a problem.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Julie!

0:32:30 > 0:32:33My wife struggles to keep up with me on the field.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37Sometimes she does feel left out.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40# Ball, ball, ball Footie, footie, footie! #

0:32:40 > 0:32:45It may look like my ball comes first. All right, little fella?

0:32:45 > 0:32:49But Julie knows she's my number one.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Well, most of the time.

0:32:51 > 0:32:52WHISPERS

0:32:56 > 0:32:58He's given his life to football. But can he keep it up?

0:32:58 > 0:33:02Please welcome ball-control freak Dan Magness!

0:33:02 > 0:33:05CHEERING

0:33:16 > 0:33:19- Dan, how's it going? - Good to have you here.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20So, Dan, let's check out your stats.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23Dan learned his footballing tricks growing up in Guildford.

0:33:23 > 0:33:24He played for Wimbledon FC until he was 16 years old,

0:33:24 > 0:33:28and he's the holder of six world records,

0:33:28 > 0:33:31including keeping a ball up for 26 hours.

0:33:31 > 0:33:34Now, I don't want to blind everyone with complicated football terminology.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37But I'd say it's pretty safe to say you're good at kicking the ball?

0:33:37 > 0:33:38Yeah, I'm not bad.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40Let's get down to business.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43Joe, please tell us what Dan has to do to Epic Win tonight.

0:33:43 > 0:33:48Ladies and gentlemen, to Epic Win tonight, Dan Magness has to get up

0:33:48 > 0:33:51and get dressed - whilst keeping uppy!

0:33:54 > 0:33:57So, Dan, to explain exactly what you have to do, let's head for the bed.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Now, this is your flat.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09- Beautiful.- I love what you've done with this place.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13Look, we've got trainers, tracksuit top, tracksuit bottoms, some hats.

0:34:13 > 0:34:17And there's the ball. OK, Dan's got to keep that off the ground.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18We're going to stick him in this bed and give him

0:34:18 > 0:34:2290 seconds to get up, get dressed and get himself out of the door.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24If he can do it he will be an Epic Winner and play for the money.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28But if he can't get his kit on and get out there in time,

0:34:28 > 0:34:30it will be an Epic Fail.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33OK? And you've got to get a hat on.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35All in 90 seconds.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38- I can't get in!- OK, are you ready?

0:34:38 > 0:34:42- Yeah.- Your time starts in three, two, one, go!

0:34:42 > 0:34:44HORN BLARES

0:35:08 > 0:35:1025 seconds gone.

0:35:27 > 0:35:2945 seconds left.

0:35:42 > 0:35:4430 seconds left!

0:35:57 > 0:36:00I've never seen a ball control like it.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02You are an epic winner.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04Let's see what the panel made of it. Come over here.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07Well, Micky, that was head and shoulders above anything I've seen.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09It was fantastic. Loads of skills.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11I was a little bit worried when you balanced it on your foot

0:36:11 > 0:36:15- and started doing stuff. - Yeah, so was I.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17I thought you were going to keep it up all the time.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20That is my one criticism. I thought at one point you were going to...

0:36:20 > 0:36:22BOOING

0:36:22 > 0:36:26I thought at one point you were just going to put it up your jumper and carry on.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28I thought at the end you're going to do some fancy...

0:36:28 > 0:36:32You know, catch it on the side of your foot, flick it.

0:36:32 > 0:36:33That was a bit like...

0:36:33 > 0:36:38Granted, now I'm feeling like one of those judges at the Olympics. Like, "Your foot moved!"

0:36:38 > 0:36:40But I thought there was going to be another little bit

0:36:40 > 0:36:42of fanciness in there.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44The thing is, for me, at the end of doing it,

0:36:44 > 0:36:46I didn't want to mess it up.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48So when I'm coming through the door, I'll clock off then.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50Done. So I thought,

0:36:50 > 0:36:53I'm not going to carry on with it, you know what I mean?

0:36:55 > 0:36:59That's what made Britain great, that attitude!

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Well, thank you very much, panel.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Now, Dan, obviously you are an Epic Winner.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07That means you are taking home some silverware

0:37:07 > 0:37:08in the form of the Epic Win trophy.

0:37:08 > 0:37:12But don't head up the tunnel just yet.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Because, as an Epic Winner, you're going to be valued by the panel

0:37:14 > 0:37:17and hopefully get yourself some cash.

0:37:17 > 0:37:22Join me, please, in the Epic Centre and we'll find out what your win is worth.

0:37:22 > 0:37:23There we are.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:26 > 0:37:29OK, now, panel. Once again, you have up to £1,000 each.

0:37:29 > 0:37:33It's up to you to decide how much money Dan's dressing-up dexterity deserves.

0:37:33 > 0:37:35Pick your value and lock it in.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41I'll try to keep it uppy for you.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45There it is.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47OK, there we go. Dan, as you know,

0:37:47 > 0:37:54- the panel's total could be anything from £3 to £3,000...- Not bad, mate!

0:38:02 > 0:38:06OK, it's up to you when you hit that big red button and stop the money.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09- Are you ready?- Always ready. - There's your big red button.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12Joe, let's turn powers into pounds.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19£64.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Bit more?

0:38:21 > 0:38:30- Yeah, bit more than that. Hopefully, yeah.- £446!

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Bit more? Yeah? Bit more.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43£988.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49- You're going to £988?- Yeah.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51You're going to stop it at 988?

0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Yeah.- So, are you going to be playing at home with that?

0:38:54 > 0:38:58Or, like every other high-profile footballer, have you slightly overvalued yourself?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00I'll probably go in the casino with it.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Let's find out.

0:39:08 > 0:39:09Epic Win!

0:39:13 > 0:39:16You stopped the money before you went bust.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19That means you are taking home £980.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22Congratulations. Here's the big question,

0:39:22 > 0:39:23could you have held out for more?

0:39:23 > 0:39:27Let's see how much the panel actually gave you.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33That's a lot, isn't it?

0:39:33 > 0:39:36That was £1,685 out.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Yeah, it's true. Just a bit, wasn't it?

0:39:39 > 0:39:41You valued yourself... You're too modest, Dan.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45- Well, you know.- OK, let's see who your fans were over here.

0:39:48 > 0:39:53Wow. You couldn't be happier than with Nina's allocation there.

0:39:53 > 0:39:57- Yeah, thank you very much.- A lot of guys go, "I can do this stuff."

0:39:57 > 0:40:00And they don't last more than about 10 keepy-uppies.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03- So, I think you're amazing. - Thank you so much, cheers.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05£950, Micky?

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Brilliant skills and everything. But it was sort of useful.

0:40:07 > 0:40:13You could almost make a career out of this, entertaining people.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16So I was wobbling saying, actually, I'm not going to give you very much.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20But then you were so brilliant and you did it so quickly, I came down in the end and decided I was

0:40:20 > 0:40:22going to give you all this money,

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- but I was going to make sure the money went to your girlfriend.- Yeah.

0:40:25 > 0:40:29- Not me?- To go on a nice city break.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32And you can't take your ball.

0:40:37 > 0:40:43Well, Dan, you are leaving here with £988 and the Epic Win trophy.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Thanks very much. Cheers, mate.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49Ladies and gentlemen, he finished at the top of the table.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Make the stands shake for our latest hero, Dan Magness!

0:40:52 > 0:40:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:05 > 0:41:07There we have it.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09That's all the public pottiness we have time for this evening.

0:41:09 > 0:41:14Thanks to our panel, Jason Manford, Nina Wadia and Nicky Flanagan.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Thanks to Joe.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19And thanks to you for watching.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21Good night!

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