0:00:02 > 0:00:07They've come from all over the UK, ordinary people with extraordinary abilities.
0:00:07 > 0:00:12Powers so pointless, they will rock the very foundations of society.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Heroes will rise.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Legends will be born.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20This is Epic Win!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Please welcome your Epic host, it's Alexander Armstrong!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and this is Epic Win, the show that
0:00:43 > 0:00:49scours the country to find great British heroes with jaw-droppingly senseless superpowers.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51For example, can you knit spaghetti?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Can you recreate the image of Huw Edwards using only your hair?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Or can you juggle dust?
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Well, these are precisely the types of useless skills that people will be demonstrating on this show.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04And it all happens here in the Epic Centre.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Yes! This is where our heroes come to have their powers tested.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14If they pass the challenge we set them, they'll earn themselves the title of Epic Winner,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16and get the chance to win some cold, hard cash.
0:01:16 > 0:01:22But if they don't, they'll leave the studio as a penniless Epic Fail, through the dreaded Fail Door.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Now, as always, this show is going to be pretty epic,
0:01:27 > 0:01:31so there three panellists who'll be deciding how much our challengers' skills are worth.
0:01:31 > 0:01:36So, Joe, in that lovely Saturday night voice of yours, will you please introduce this week's guests?
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Gazing in wonder at public pointlessness tonight, our panel are...
0:01:40 > 0:01:46She's got more characters than the Japanese alphabet, it's comedian Katy Brand!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49APPLAUSE
0:01:49 > 0:01:55When Katy fills her car up, the counter always stops bang on the pound! Epic Win!
0:01:58 > 0:02:03She knows her way around the Queen Vic's pumps, it's Eastenders' Rita Simons!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06APPLAUSE
0:02:06 > 0:02:11Rita looked in the fridge this morning and there was still one yoghurt left. Epic Win!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16And you can take the man out of London, but ask
0:02:16 > 0:02:21first or he'll press charges, it's stand-up Micky Flanagan.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22APPLAUSE
0:02:22 > 0:02:28Last week at the airport, Micky's suitcase came out first on the baggage carousel. Epic Win!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33A big hand for Joe Lycett, please!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39OK, well, the panel will be awarding cash to our Epic Winners.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42How much money will depend on how impressed they are with our contenders' skills.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46So let's meet tonight's first challenger, who's hoping to secure an Epic Win.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51My name's Tony Luckhurst. I'm from Ealing, West London.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56I've been a butcher 42 years. 42 years, man and boy!
0:02:58 > 0:03:03My father was a butcher, my father's father was a butcher, it's in my blood.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10What people don't understand is good butchery's like art, and I love art.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Roll it, roast it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Leg of beef, stew it.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Ring rib, put it in a frame, hang it on the wall.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28APPLAUSE
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Well, he knows his meat, but does he have the chops to Epic Win?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Please welcome Tony Luckhurst!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37APPLAUSE
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Tony Luckhurst... Ooh!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53He has a butcher's hands.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- What's your favourite meat? - All of it.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57- All of it?- Yeah.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Really?- Yeah. - You're not fussy?- No, not at all.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Well, this is Epic Win, which means you really are going to have to put your knowledge to the test.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07So, tell us, Joe, what exactly is Tony's challenge tonight?
0:04:07 > 0:04:14To Epic Win tonight, Tony Luckhurst has to identify meat with his feet!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17AUDIENCE: Wooh!
0:04:17 > 0:04:22That is spectacularly useless. Tony will be inspecting plates of meat...
0:04:22 > 0:04:24with his... Well, with his plates of meat!
0:04:24 > 0:04:29So, Tony, come with me, we will meet the panel, who will be judging your challenge.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I've got a word to say to you, Tony... Quorn.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Quorn?- Quorn.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- What's all that about?- The future.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45- The future of...?- How do you feel about non-meat eaters?- I love them.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Braised?- Yes!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51We have a fantastic challenge before us now, and to find out
0:04:51 > 0:04:55how it works, let's head over to the Veal of Fortune!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Ooh, look at that.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05So, as you can see, on our Veal are ten plates of meat.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09We'll ask the panel to pick five plates and if Tony can identify
0:05:09 > 0:05:12three of them with his feet, it's an Epic Win and he'll go on to play for the money.
0:05:12 > 0:05:18But if not, it's going to be a slightly sticky walk to the Fail Door.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Tony, it's three out of five for an Epic Win, are you ready?- I'm ready.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24OK. Katy, pick a plate.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ooh. I'm going to go for number five, please.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29OK, number five.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Joe, spin it to number five.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33And show everyone what's under the dome.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, delicious.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Best foot forward.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Look at those expert toes, look at them!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Wiggly, wiggly!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Is it still called dexterity when it's feet?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47It's spongy. It's...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49This is horrible.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53I think I know what this is. It's tripe.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55CHEERING
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- Which wasn't tripe, because it was tripe!- He's got guts, hasn't he?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02It could have been offal!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Sorry! OK, now, Rita?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I think I'm going to choose number two.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Thank you very much, Mr Joe.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Reveal what lies beneath the dome of number two.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18A good source of protein.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Like all meat.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28OK. Ooh. What are you thinking there, Tony?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I know instantly.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32You know instantly what that is?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- I know instantly. That's the great feel of liver.- Ooh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40No, no, no, no, no.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45He knew instantly, but got it wrong instantly.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Kidney. One out of two so far. Here is your third plate.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Micky Flanagan.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53I think we all learnt something there, didn't we?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Just think for a second.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Um...
0:07:02 > 0:07:06I'm going to go for... I'm going to go for number four.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Number four, says Micky Flanagan.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Mmm!- Ooh.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Just feeling to see if there's any bone in it. I can't feel any.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I might use my left foot here, actually for a bit of, er...
0:07:21 > 0:07:27- Why not? Go for it. Live on the edge.- This is very difficult,
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- and I'm not 100% on this one. - This is quite forensic, isn't it?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33This is lamb scrag.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36CHEERING
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Very well done, Tony! He pulled it back with lamb scrag.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's like a penalty shoot-out.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46- One more from you, please, Rita. - Number ten, please.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Number ten. Ooh! Ooh!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Yummy, yummy, yummy!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Wow, OK, there you are, Tony.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55You dive in.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00There's a bit of bone on the edge. I'm thinking that it
0:08:00 > 0:08:06may be a chop of some kind. So, sort of feeling around
0:08:06 > 0:08:07the sides of it...
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- You are giving that a lovely tenderising.- Yes.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14I feel that this is a pork chop.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16CHEERING
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Micky, Micky, Micky, you're so fine! You're so fine, you blow my mind!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Hey, Micky.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33You've got very nice feet, if I can say that.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I was really worrying about looking at your... I don't like looking at people's feet.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41I want flip-flops banned in zones one and two, to be honest.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Anyway, that's another issue.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47No, I was impressed, but I felt that
0:08:47 > 0:08:51I wasn't as impressed as I, you know, initially thought I would be, to be honest.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I've got to be honest with you, Tony.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58I'm thinking if any of your regulars are watching, they are going to be freaked out right now.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I think your meat sales might drop a little bit.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I think they will be impressed at how well I know my products.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Well, Tony, you are an Epic Winner, that means that you've won the delightful Epic Win trophy!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15That will definitely go home with you. But as an Epic Winner, the panel will put a value
0:09:15 > 0:09:18on your skill, and you could leave with some cash in your pockets.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23So join me in the Epic Centre, we'll find out what your win is worth.
0:09:23 > 0:09:29OK, panel, each of can give up to £1,000 to put into Tony's pot, so here's the big money question.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33How much is a man who can name meat with his feet worth?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Decide now and lock in the money.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Look at me, Tone.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Look at me!
0:09:39 > 0:09:44- Yeah.- Yeah. We'll see. - I've got your number.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48You just lost a tenner.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54OK, the money's locked in. Tony, we've totted up the amounts that our
0:09:54 > 0:09:58three panellists think your power deserves, and the grand total could be anything from £3 if they are
0:09:58 > 0:10:02being stingy, up to £3,000 if they are being incredibly generous.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Joe will offer you increasing sums of money.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06If you stop the money before going over the total, it'll be an...
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Epic Win!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12And you'll go home with whatever money you stopped on.
0:10:12 > 0:10:18But if you wait too long and go even one pound over the panel's total, how much will he go home with, Joe?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Zero pounds!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yes. Now, ready to play?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Let's turn powers into pounds.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27All right, let's do it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- What's it going to be?- £673.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- More than that.- It's a derisory sum. You are right to shun it.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- £769.- What are you thinking, Tony?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49AUDIENCE: More!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53They are saying more over there.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Yes.
0:10:59 > 0:11:06- £1,674.- That's the one. - He's going for it! Wow.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- CHEERING - OK.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Very well done.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Tony, you've stopped
0:11:11 > 0:11:16the money at £1,674. Did you make the right decision?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Or have you overvalued yourself and lost the lot? Let's take a look.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Epic Win!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38CHEERING
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Very well done. Very well done.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I tell you what, Tony, you cut the money off in time,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47so you are going to be leaving us with a pretty impressive sum -
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- £1,674. You can't be upset with that.- No.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53But here's the killer question, could you have held out for more?
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Or were you right to stop the money when you did? Let's see the panel's total.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02It was exactly right!
0:12:02 > 0:12:07Spot-on! Let me shake your big butcher's hand! Very well done.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12An altogether satisfactory outcome.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Let's see how much our panellists gave you
0:12:14 > 0:12:17with the breakdown...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Top man!- You see?
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- You see what he did there? - Yes.- Ooh, Micky, you're a sly one.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Psyching you out, man.- Yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Well, congratulations, Tony, you are officially the Master of Meat.
0:12:30 > 0:12:36You head out of here with £1,674, plus, let me give you this...
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Oh, wow!- The Epic Win Trophy! This is what you came for.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43There you are, Tony, very well done, you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- APPLAUSE - Now... Yes.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52Ladies and gentlemen, the STEAKS were high, but he didn't put a foot wrong.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55He's my hero and yours, Tony Luckhurst!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58APPLAUSE
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Brilliant. Now, we search far and wide
0:13:12 > 0:13:17to bring you the most mind-boggling powers on this show, and every so often, we find something that's just
0:13:17 > 0:13:22a bit too huge to fit into our stadium of senselessness. And our next contender is no exception.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Please welcome Hugh Edeleanu!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Hugh Edeleanu. Welcome.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Lovely to have you here. So, Hugh's the head of a digger hire company.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44He actually lets people loose on them on stag and hen parties.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49He's also founded a chain of digger-based adventure parks called Diggerland, officially the most fun
0:13:49 > 0:13:53you can have in a hard hat and a high-vis jacket without being a member of the Village People.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57So what's the difference between Diggerland and a normal building site?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Certainly families aren't allowed on building sites.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Ah. Very good point.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Joe, please reveal what Hugh's challenge will be tonight.
0:14:08 > 0:14:14For his Epic Win, Hugh has to pour two glasses of champagne... using a digger!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- AUDIENCE: Ooh! - Wow.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Here are the details of Hugh's challenge.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23First, he has to select a bottle of champagne from an ice bucket, then remove the foil, wire and cork.
0:14:23 > 0:14:29And finally, he has to lift the bottle back up and successfully pour two full glasses of fizz, and all
0:14:29 > 0:14:32using a mechanical digger. So let's see how Hugh got on.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36So off we go for the Epic challenge.
0:14:40 > 0:14:46Look at that concentration, look at those nostrils flaring.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Machine doing everything a man can do, only slower.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56More nostril work!
0:14:56 > 0:15:00Having said that, there are waiters in Paris who could do that slower.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Obviously, he still needs to develop a machine
0:15:06 > 0:15:09that can get the bottle out of the cellar.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Total dominion of man over digger.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Look at that! Beautifully done!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32There we go. Precision.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36You normally get six glasses of champagne out of a bottle like that.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Not if you pour it like that, you don't.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Now, you only have to drop that bottle and the whole bet is off.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Whoa! Look at that. - APPLAUSE
0:15:52 > 0:15:56That was astonishing, and you've served yourself up an Epic Win.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Many congratulations. So let's see what the panel made of that. Katy?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04I'm completely won over.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07From now on, that is how I want my champagne served to me.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Accept nothing less.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14What's the little fork thing on the end? Is that normally on the end of a digger?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Because I thought that was a bit cheaty.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- Oh, Rita!- Are you not happy with the modified digger?- Really?
0:16:21 > 0:16:26- I'm not happy.- You thought with the teeth that far apart? - Well, the task is the task.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29So, Micky, what are you thinking?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I'm vacillating.
0:16:31 > 0:16:37I'm swinging between realising that it is quite a skill, but then I'm sort of...
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I don't like it when you start adding things on to something.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh. But the precision!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- The flared nostrils!- Yeah.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46We'll see.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50OK. Well, Hugh, you are an Epic Winner, and that means you're taking home the Epic Win trophy!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53But can you take home some cold, hard cash?
0:16:53 > 0:16:59It's time to play our money game and find out what your Epic Win is worth in the Epic Centre.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03CHEERING
0:17:04 > 0:17:07OK, panel, each of you has up to £1,000.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10So how much do you think Hugh's mechanical maitre d' deserves?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Make up your minds and lock it in.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Katy's doing some maths. - Just doing a few calculations.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24OK. The money's locked in. Hugh, you have seen how this works.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27You just have to hit the button before you go bust.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Do that and it will be an...
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Epic Win!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32CHEERING
0:17:32 > 0:17:35But try to take more than what the panel has given you and you will go home with...
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Zero pounds!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40That's right. Nothing.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45Remember, the total sum of money the panel's awarded could be the first offer. Are you ready?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- I'm ready. - Right. Hands on the big red button.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Here we go.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- £749.- What do you think?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00AUDIENCE: More!
0:18:00 > 0:18:01They are saying more. They are saying more.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- More.- You think more?- I hope so.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10£1,147.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11AUDIENCE: More!
0:18:11 > 0:18:16- What are you thinking? - I'm thinking maybe more.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Maybe more, he's going to hold out.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20- Maybe more.- OK.- Right.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Out he holds.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31£1,469.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33What are you thinking now?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I'm thinking of a holiday I might be able to go on.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- AUDIENCE: More! - They're saying more.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- They're saying more. You...- No!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You're going to go higher?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46You're going to go higher, you might be blowing the lot here.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49£1,537.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51£1,537?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52AUDIENCE: More!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Help me. Help me.- I'm hearing voices saying stick, voices saying more...
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- You're going to go for more?- I am. - He's going to go for more!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Could this be recklessness, or could it just be
0:19:05 > 0:19:07extremely canny money management?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15£1,603!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17£1,603. He's hit the red button!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19He's hit the red button! OK.
0:19:20 > 0:19:27Well, Hugh, how confident are you? You played a...
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You played a waiting game there.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Well...- He played a WAITING game with the thing as well!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- GROANING - See? That's why I'm doing this show!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37LAUGHTER
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Have you valued yourself too highly, or is it time to break open the bubbly?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Let's see, let's see. Come on.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48(I think it's higher, by the way.)
0:19:51 > 0:19:53(That's better than nothing.)
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Zero pounds.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Oh, you've overvalued yourself.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10What was the panel's total? Let's just find out, Joe.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I think I'm going to be getting a tent for my holiday.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Oh, dear. Let's see what our panellists gave you.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18See how that broke down.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Wow!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25He can't look you in the eye.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Micky, you've made an enemy of a man with a big digger.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- Is that wise? - I think he's got digger envy.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33LAUGHTER
0:20:33 > 0:20:38I'm sending out a signal to people who are going to come on this show -
0:20:38 > 0:20:42it might be meaningless and ridiculous, but it's serious as well.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46We can't have people just coming on here and rewriting the rule book,
0:20:46 > 0:20:51fixing a fork on to the end of it, putting a cone down to put the bottle in.
0:20:51 > 0:20:57What if the meat bloke had come on, took his shoes off and had a finger grafted on to his...?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:21:02 > 0:21:05OK. Thank you, panel. Hugh, I don't need to tell you
0:21:05 > 0:21:10but you held on too long, so you won't be leaving here with any prize money tonight.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13But on the up side, you still have this Epic Win trophy!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yay! There you go.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17That is yours, my friend.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Raise your glasses, folks. He's a true hero,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22It's Hugh Edeleanu!
0:21:22 > 0:21:23CHEERING
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Very well done.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37He might not have won the money but that was a cracking win.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Let's see if our next hero in waiting can match it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Who is it going to be?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Ordinary streets.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Ordinary houses. Ordinary doors.
0:21:49 > 0:21:55But behind ordinary doors live extraordinary people like Sharon.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58My name's Sharon and I'm John Travolta's number-one fan.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03A woman who takes her adulation of celebrity to a shocking new level.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07It was in 1976 in OH BOY! magazine when I first set eyes on John.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10That was 34 years ago and I've been hooked ever since.
0:22:10 > 0:22:16I've got pillows, cushions, dolls and action figures. There's a lot of stuff built up over the years.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20For Sharon, Grease is definitely the word.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I changed my name to Sharon Johnette Travolta on John's birthday...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Excuse me?!
0:22:25 > 0:22:31I change my name to Sharon Johnette Travolta on John's birthday, 18th February, 1994.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32People thought I was crazy.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35It's just more proof that I'm John's number one fan.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38It doesn't bother me what people think.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40If they don't like it, that's too bad.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46The woman who puts the "fan" into "massive fan".
0:22:46 > 0:22:49She's more than a woman, she's Sharon Johnette Travolta!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Johnette Travolta. Welcome to Epic Win. Lovely to have you.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Thank you very much. - Sharon's been collecting Travolta memorabilia for nearly 35 years.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12She saw The Taking of Pelham 123 50 times at the cinema,
0:23:12 > 0:23:15and six of those was on the day the film was released.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- You changed your name to Sharon Johnette Travolta?- Yes.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Why didn't you just go with Johnette Travolta?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25I thought I'd keep my original name, because that is my name,
0:23:25 > 0:23:27but I thought Johnette as a middle name, you know?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- It sounds not too bad. - I take your point.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I was this close to going with Alexander Zola Budd.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36But do people ever think you're related? They must do.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38They do say, they do comment, "any relation?"
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Then I say things like... - "Yes, I'm married to him."- Yeah!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- "He's my husband." - That would be nice.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48For anyone who doubts being obsessed with John Travolta qualifies as a superpower,
0:23:48 > 0:23:51it's time to reveal the nature of Sharon's challenge. Joe.
0:23:51 > 0:23:59To Epic Win tonight, Sharon has to identify John Travolta films just from his hairline!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03What a surprisingly useful skill that is.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I've got a very good feeling about this one.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11To show you how Sharon's challenge is going to work, let's go to the pictures.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Yeah, Sharon, please, take a seat. - Thank you.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Come round and sit down here.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Oh... Very good indeed.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Oh...my...goodness!
0:24:27 > 0:24:31WHOOPING
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Do you want... Do you want some marshmallows?- In a bunch?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Delicious non-branded drinks?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I'll have a drink, thank you.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47- I actually can't, they're sort of glued in.- Oh.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Can I have some popcorn?
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Ooh, Mr Telly, "I want my popcorn!" I'll go and get your popcorn.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59We only had a small.
0:24:59 > 0:25:04Thank you very much! Would you like some popcorn?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I'll have some popcorn.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I'll pop that down there. OK, look, here's how it works.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13On our silver screen, we're going to show Sharon a series of Travolta hairlines.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16All she has to do is match each hairline to the film it featured in.
0:25:16 > 0:25:22If you can name ten correctly in 60 seconds, she'll be declared an Epic Winner.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26If not, she'll be asked to leave through the Fail Door.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28OK. Yes. Over to you, Joe.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31# Da da da Da da da da da da da da...
0:25:31 > 0:25:35# Da da da, da, da da da!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38# Da da da, da, da da da!
0:25:38 > 0:25:42# Da da, da da... # Your time starts now!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46- That's Phenomenon.- Phenomenon, one.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Face Off.- Two.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Carrie.- Three.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Bolt.- Four!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Michael.- Five!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Erm, Old Dogs.- Six!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Erm, Get Shorty.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Oh! Six, still.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Erm, Wild Hogs.- Seven.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Saturday Night Fever.- Eight!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Erm, From Paris With Love.- Nine!
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Erm, The Taking Of Pelham 123.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Ten! There we are!
0:26:27 > 0:26:28EPIC WIN!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Up we get. Oh, my word!
0:26:32 > 0:26:37You answered 11 and you got 10 right in 44 seconds.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- Oh, wow.- Wow. That is...
0:26:41 > 0:26:43You are an Epic Winner.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- Congratulations!- Oh, thank you.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- That was pretty amazing. - Oh, thank you.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- Were you confident before you went in?- Fairly confident.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54How many did you know, Mr Flanagan?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56The Saturday Night Fever one.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Did you?- Yeah, because I've watched that quite a lot of times.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03- It changed my life, that film.- Yeah.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Did you realise you should never, ever dance?
0:27:12 > 0:27:17Sharon, you're an Epic Winner, so you are taking home a chunk of solid magic.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Yes, it's the Epic Win trophy!
0:27:19 > 0:27:23A thing of genuine beauty. But what was your win worth?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25The panel's total could be anything from £3 to £3,000,
0:27:25 > 0:27:31and to win some cash, all you have to do is hit that button before you go over their combined total.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- But don't be too greedy, like the last man.- OK.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41£579.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42SHOUTING
0:27:42 > 0:27:44They're all saying more.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46What are you going to do?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- Carry on.- Carry on? Quite right.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55£815.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59- What are you thinking?- Carry on. - She's going to carry on, she's going to carry on.
0:27:59 > 0:28:05It was very impressive after all. Don't forget. 44 seconds.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07£1,123.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10More, they're still saying.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15- What are you thinking? - I'm thinking of stopping there. - You're going to stay?- Yeah.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18She's going to stop! She's going to stop!
0:28:18 > 0:28:19CHEERING
0:28:19 > 0:28:23£1,123. Sharon Johnette Travolta, that is a sum you have decided
0:28:23 > 0:28:26to stick on, but will you be taking that sum home,
0:28:26 > 0:28:33- or have you gone over the top and you'll be taking home, Joe, remind us?- Zero pounds.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Yeah, exactly. OK. So let's discover.
0:28:40 > 0:28:41EPIC WIN!
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Yay!
0:28:44 > 0:28:47Yes, Sharon Johnette Travolta, you stopped the money in time!
0:28:47 > 0:28:54That means you will be taking home not only the Epic Win trophy, but also £1,123.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Many congratulations.- Thank you. - But what we want to know is
0:28:57 > 0:29:01were you bang on target, or could you have held out for more?
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Let's see what the panel thought you were worth.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09- Oh!- No way!
0:29:10 > 0:29:12What have you done?!
0:29:12 > 0:29:14- What have you done there? - I don't believe it.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17The total they can award is £3,000.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Look how impressed they are. They're almost tearing up.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23I've got chills!
0:29:25 > 0:29:27- They're multiplying! - They're multiplying!
0:29:29 > 0:29:34Wow. Wowee. Let's just see what each of our panellists gave you.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40Ah! Oh! Micky Flanagan.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44There is nothing you can do with this.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47We're not going to see anything more ridiculous than this.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50It is what the show's about, and you were brilliant...
0:29:50 > 0:29:54Exactly the sort of pointless activity that should be rewarded with large amounts of money.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57I also appear to look like the meanie here now. I was...
0:29:57 > 0:30:01- Yeah, mean!- Well, I only took £2 off...- You took £2 off?!
0:30:01 > 0:30:04I took £2 off thinking Micky was going to give you nothing.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08I thought I'd better give you loads, because he's going to give you...
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Don't you worry about my game. You play your own game!
0:30:11 > 0:30:13Don't ever get into panto, will you?!
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Oh, yes, I will.
0:30:16 > 0:30:20Listen, Sharon, you are clearly beyond a shadow of a doubt,
0:30:20 > 0:30:26an epic superfan, and you will be leaving here with £1,123 and...
0:30:27 > 0:30:31..the Epic Win trophy. There you are.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Please, take it.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:35 > 0:30:38She's the true Queen of the Quiff, ladies and gentlemen.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41A heroic victory for Sharon Johnette Travolta!
0:30:41 > 0:30:42Very well done.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55We've seen some staggering skills on the show tonight
0:30:55 > 0:30:58but there's still time for one more slice of Epicness.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Please welcome Robin Wood!
0:31:00 > 0:31:02CHEERING
0:31:08 > 0:31:13Robin Wood. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Epic Win.
0:31:13 > 0:31:14Fantastic. Robin Wood.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16You're one letter away from being a folk hero.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20And maybe just a few moments away from being a national hero.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23You're a wood sculptor, you started as a tree surgeon,
0:31:23 > 0:31:27your current project is a wooden panda that you're sculpting for Edinburgh Zoo.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30That's nice, isn't it? Got to keep the population up somehow.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Listen, I am hoping for something truly epic here.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35What is Robin's challenge going to be?
0:31:35 > 0:31:41Hoping to nail an Epic Win tonight, Robin Wood will become the Chainsaw Chef!
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Very good.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47What exactly does being a chainsaw chef entail?
0:31:47 > 0:31:50We're giving Robin some vegetables, a wok, a camping stove, some oil,
0:31:50 > 0:31:54soy sauce and a piece of tree trunk and, using his chainsaws,
0:31:54 > 0:31:58he has to prepare and serve a tasty stir fry in three minutes.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02To make this tricky, we won't give him any crockery or cutlery. He has to make those himself.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Your three minutes will start after your first cut.
0:32:05 > 0:32:10I will hide over there in Cowardy Custard Corner with my goggles. Let's get cooking!
0:32:10 > 0:32:12CHEERING
0:32:16 > 0:32:19OK. Go!
0:32:21 > 0:32:25He's got to rustle up a vegetable stir fry plus a way to serve it.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27That means a bowl and a fork.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41OK, that's the vegetables sliced and diced.
0:32:44 > 0:32:49That's the ingredients in place. Oh, quick change of chainsaw.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Robin's been wood sculpting for seven years.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13This is fast food as you've never seen it.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17Remember, this log will have to produce a wooden bowl
0:33:17 > 0:33:18and a pair of chopsticks.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23One minute gone.
0:33:23 > 0:33:24SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:33:50 > 0:33:51CHEERING
0:33:53 > 0:33:56A big stir there, don't want burnt veg.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15One minute left on the clock.
0:34:29 > 0:34:34Giving it a polish now. This man's a perfectionist.
0:34:43 > 0:34:4530 seconds left!
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Almost there. And that's the bowl done.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Just needs to serve up now.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07Ha-ha-ha! Well done!
0:35:07 > 0:35:09EPIC WIN!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Very, very well done!
0:35:11 > 0:35:17Congratulations, Robin. That looks delicious.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18It is all right, you know.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20You get chips as well, fantastic!
0:35:20 > 0:35:24Robin, you are an Epic Winner, and you had eight seconds to spare.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Uh-huh.- And you've still got all ten fingers!
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Damn, that's me down a tenner.
0:35:29 > 0:35:33OK. Come with me and let's find out what the panel thought of that.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Micky, do you want to take your cans off?!
0:35:35 > 0:35:39- No, this is how I want to live the rest of my life.- OK.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Look, it's a beautiful bowl.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- That's lovely. Mmm!- That is a culinary treat, look at that.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51Very good. Very, very good indeed.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57- That's very nice, do you want to try some?- What have you done with it?
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Mmm! Ooh, yum! Yeah.
0:36:02 > 0:36:06Mmm, I'm getting oaky, I'm getting nutty, I'm getting...
0:36:06 > 0:36:08splintery.
0:36:08 > 0:36:13- Very splintery.- Micky, would you try some?- No, I'm working class, I don't eat that rubbish.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21It's a bit samey, I've been watching versions of this all my life.
0:36:21 > 0:36:26I've seen ice sculptors, people carving stuff...
0:36:26 > 0:36:30But that's just doing ice. He made supper.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31That's a world first.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34That was proper culinary chopping.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Robin, you are an Epic Winner, no question of that.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43That means you are taking home our glorious Epic Win trophy.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46AUDIENCE: Wooh!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49OK, panel, once again you have up to £1,000 each.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51It's up to you to decide how much a man who can
0:36:51 > 0:36:53chop up a chop suey is worth.
0:36:53 > 0:36:58As you know, the panel's total could be anything from £3 to £3,000.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00It's up to you when to hit the big red button.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02OK, here we go.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12£175.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13AUDIENCE: More!
0:37:15 > 0:37:17- They're saying more. - I reckon more, I hope so.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23£1,066.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25AUDIENCE: More!
0:37:25 > 0:37:28It's on 1066, everyone is saying more.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30- What are you thinking?- A bit more.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33You're going up? He's going higher.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43£1,690.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47What are you thinking? What are you thinking?
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Oh... Keep going, but...
0:37:49 > 0:37:51- You're going to go on, aren't you? - Yeah.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Robin's going on!
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Very popular decision.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01£2,031.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03INDISTINCT SHOUTING
0:38:07 > 0:38:11He's going to take it! Robin has pressed the big red button
0:38:11 > 0:38:15on £2,031. So, will you be taking that money home with you
0:38:15 > 0:38:18or have you bitten off more than you can chew?
0:38:18 > 0:38:19Let's find out. Joe...
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Epic Win!
0:38:31 > 0:38:33CHEERING
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Very well done. Place it right there. Very good.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Well, yes, you stopped the money before you went bust,
0:38:39 > 0:38:45which means you will be taking home £2,031. Very well done.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Here is the big question. Did you hit the panel's total bang on?
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Or could you have held out for more money?
0:38:54 > 0:38:55- Oh! - CHEERING
0:38:55 > 0:38:56Very, very well gauged.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02My maths tells me you were £152 out, so that's not bad at all.
0:39:02 > 0:39:07- I'm happy.- Let's see what the panel individually decided you were worth.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Oh, look at that!
0:39:12 > 0:39:13- Thank you!- Katy Brand.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16You've gone the full grand there.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Yeah, well, what can you say about a man who brings me dinner
0:39:18 > 0:39:21in under three minutes and carves the bowl?
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- That's got to be worth a grand, hasn't it?- I'll say.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Rita, just the £850 from you.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31I was really impressed, especially when I thought you'd really made
0:39:31 > 0:39:34a mess of the bowl and you didn't. It was brilliant.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36And, Micky Flanagan.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39BOOING
0:39:40 > 0:39:42No, this is...
0:39:42 > 0:39:44BOOING
0:39:46 > 0:39:48I'm still getting paid.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50LAUGHTER
0:39:50 > 0:39:55OK, Robin, you are the Chief of Chainsaws, no doubt.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58You are buzzing off with £2,031, but much more important than that,
0:39:58 > 0:40:02you are taking this, my friend, the Epic Win trophy.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05- Very well done.- Thank you. - Very well done indeed.
0:40:05 > 0:40:09So, ladies and gentlemen, he came, he sawed, he conquered.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12Show some love for the hero that is Robin Wood!
0:40:12 > 0:40:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:23 > 0:40:28There we have it, that is all the public preposterousness we have time for. Thanks to our panel,
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Katy Brand, Rita Simons and Micky Flanagan.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Thanks to the esteemed Joe.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Join us next time for more staggering but senseless exploits on...
0:40:40 > 0:40:45Epic Win!
0:40:45 > 0:40:46Good night!
0:40:46 > 0:40:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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