0:00:04 > 0:00:06It's all going to be better. You'll see.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07I'm going to be better.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- D.U.I.?- You got me.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Looks like we did!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Carol's getting Merc's job. I'm not good with secrets.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- Are you serious?! - Please, you cannot repeat this.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Wait. So it's not Castor Soto?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hmm?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27No, I've never met him. But come on!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Castor Soto!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32What a coup.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I spent a night here with Rob.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39What night?
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Wednesday.
0:00:40 > 0:00:45This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34You...
0:01:34 > 0:01:35you slept with Rob?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Yes.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40You "slept with him" slept with him?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I... I...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Did.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48You only dated him, what... twice?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Right, twice.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54So, on 50% of your dates, you slept with Rob.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Or you... you could say
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I only slept with him on half our dates.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Wow.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- What?- Nothing. I just...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I never thought of you as...
0:02:09 > 0:02:10What?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Easy.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Easy?!- Well, you wouldn't sleep with me until our fifth date.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- You were married.- So are we!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do not go there.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27You categorically told me we were over.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Right.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34In fact, the night that Rob and I... N... n... n... n...
0:02:34 > 0:02:37I actually called and asked if you wanted me to cancel my date.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39And what did you say?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41"Go. Go."
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I meant "go on a date," not "go fuck him"!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50God!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Why did you have to tell me?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Would you rather I'd lied?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Maybe.- Well, I'm sorry.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I didn't think you'd want to sleep in the same bed...
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Oh, believe me... we are not sleeping in this bed.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14So where are we going to sleep?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Don't know. Maybe I should just go home.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18No. You are home.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22And we're not spending our first night back together apart.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Look, I'm hating this as much as you are...
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Uh-huh(!) - But we've got to move forward.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32What's done is done.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35You slept with Morning. I slept with Rob.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37And Matt.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40We're still counting that?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Oh, it counts. You were with two people. I was only with one.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47True, but I slept with two people only once.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51You were with one person twice, so, in effect, apples to apples,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I think we're even.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57And I think your maths only works if you're fucking the apples.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Look, I'm just trying to help us get through this.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05How? How can I get through this?
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Maybe if he wasn't so handsome...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Which one?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Both!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19How can I compete with that?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You had a world-famous TV star
0:04:21 > 0:04:24and a hunk that drives a truck.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27He drives a truck!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Well, Morning's no slouch.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Ahh, she's probably twice as old as both your guys.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Even so, that body, those big tits...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40oh, you did very well, my friend.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I suppose.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44You did.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47And now it's time to put all that behind us.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50We agreed... fresh start.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Fresh start.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Right?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Clean slate.- Clean slate.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07What? What are you thinking about?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Your dirty slate.- Argh!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19MOBILE RINGS
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Yo.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Matt, I just got off the phone with Diane's lawyer.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, fuck.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34He told me about the D.U.I.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38The D.U.I. with the kids in the car.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Got to say, didn't see that coming.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43It's bullshit. I was so not drunk.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Believe me... I've driven drunk.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46I know the difference.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I hope you told the cops that.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Did you have any alcohol at all?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Like two glasses of Champagne, three tops.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55And the boys were in the car?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Does it help that I was taking them to Disneyland?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59It does not.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02So, what do we do about Diane?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I have no idea.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07You have no idea? You're my lawyer.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Yeah, well, I'm thinking of leaving the law...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12starting a zoo.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Because I seem to have discovered
0:06:14 > 0:06:16the only animal in the known world
0:06:16 > 0:06:18that can actually fuck itself.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Wow.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Please don't take this the wrong way, Matt,
0:06:22 > 0:06:26but you are the worst client I ever had, seriously.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27I'd happily trade you
0:06:27 > 0:06:30for two Mel Gibsons and a Tiger Woods.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Jesus!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33As far as the D.U.I.,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36this is your first offence, amazingly,
0:06:36 > 0:06:41so we can probably get you off with a little community service.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44As far as Diane, you're on your own.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Jesus!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Yep. The new guy's changing everything.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Time to get out the old resumes.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Well, I think that's premature.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I don't have a resume.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16How do you not have a resume?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19This is the only place I've ever worked.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Well, except for the summer after college.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I was one of the Snow Whites at Disneyland.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I never knew that.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I worked the graveyard shift.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35Well, I think it's way too soon to start packing up our desks.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Come on. You know he's going to bring in his own people.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41No, we don't. We haven't even met him yet.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43He might want to keep things intact.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Seriously? And not clean house?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47He's throwing out Merc's toilet.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Stop it. We need to stay positive.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I have a good feeling about this.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- You do?- I don't.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Well, I really do.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I am so fucked.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02No way this guy isn't going to clean house.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Well, you haven't even met him yet.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I don't need to. It's what I would do.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09But you're brilliant at your job.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Why wouldn't he want to keep you?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Because I'm brilliant at it.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17OK, you know what you mean, but...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20You never want someone who can do your job better than you can.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Why do you think I've got Andy and Myra?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Plus, if this guy finds out
0:08:25 > 0:08:28they offered me the job before him, forget it!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Fucked!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Normally, at this point, I would try and be encouraging...
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Yeah, no point in that. - That's what I'm thinking.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38How did this happen?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Last week, they're asking me to run the network,
0:08:41 > 0:08:45and tomorrow, I'm going to be blowing guys just to get a job.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Figuratively.- Of course.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58For the record, I've never blown anyone for a job.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Impressive!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05- Oh, wait.- There we go.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07When I first started out,
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I gave a hand-job to the head of development at Nickelodeon.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Nickelodeon?!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15He was an adult.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's for kids, not run by kids.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Right.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I suddenly had an image.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Yeah, like I'd jack off some 12-year-old for a job.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I really don't think I would.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Good.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Unless it was like some amazing...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Stop talking.- Yeah, OK.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Good morning.- Hey. - How was the weekend?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56All right.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What's the matter?
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Nothing.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Bullshit. What's going on?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I'd really rather not discuss it.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Not discuss what?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10When a person says he'd really rather not discuss it...
0:10:10 > 0:10:11- Is it about the show?- No.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- So, then...?- Believe it or not, some things are not your concern.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Well, tell me what it is, and I'll see if I agree.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Is it, like, something serious? - I'm not having this conversation.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Yeah, we are. Come on. I care. Tell me.- No!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27OK, you're starting to freak me out. Is it, like, cancer?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- No, it is not cancer. - Well, I don't know.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Is it... is it Bev? Does she have...
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No. No-one has cancer!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ed has cancer.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- What?- It's OK. You didn't know.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Jesus Christ.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45What is going on?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48She slept with Rob.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Who?- Bev, my wife.- No, I know who Bev is. Who's Rob?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Morning's brother. With the truck.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- What truck?- He had a truck!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Anyway, last week, before we got back together,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03she slept with him.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06No shit? And she told you?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08To her credit, she felt the need to be honest.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11What, is she stupid? And this was going to be your big, like,
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- "finally back together" weekend?- Yeah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17For fans of irony, it's a real treat.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Man.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I figured you two would be fucking like bunnies.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24More like bunnies with awkward silences and sullen looks.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I actually slept on the sofa.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Seriously?- Well, I don't want to sleep in her bed.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- She doesn't want to sleep in mine. - That's not good for the bunnies.- No.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36I'm sure, eventually, we'll get past this, but oh, my God!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I was so not prepared for something else I had to get past.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44I mean, it would be one thing if he was the only one.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Christ. Who else?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Yes, yes.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56We all love the draft.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58You are so good. HAMMERING
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Wow. Thank you. - We really don't even have any notes.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I think you just became my favourite network.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Just a few tone questions.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10O-kay.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12We're a little concerned
0:12:12 > 0:12:16that the characters all seem a bit too... angry.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh...
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Well, it... it's called "Angry Men," so...
0:12:20 > 0:12:23No, I know, and we love it.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25HAMMERING, CLUNKING
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Shouldn't we maybe wait till the new guy starts
0:12:28 > 0:12:30and see what he thinks?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31I think we want to make sure
0:12:31 > 0:12:34he's seeing the best possible version of this.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Maybe this is the best possible version.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38It's not.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40HAMMERING, CRASHING
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I'm going to kill somebody.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Phew. Thought that was just happening in my head.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Excuse me a moment.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00OK, stop!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Stop!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I know you have jobs to do,
0:13:05 > 0:13:09but so do we, and it's just... it's... it's impossible!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Seriously! Enough!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13How many fucking book shelves does this guy need?!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's true. I heard he can't even read.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21No-one told us you were coming in today.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I'd have prepared a more embarrassing way to meet you.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I don't know. You set the bar pretty high.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Oh! Ha... That's funny.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I'm Carol...
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Rance. I know. I just came in to look at the space.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35How are you with decorating?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Uh, try me.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40OK. When you were thinking of taking this job,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42where were you going to put your desk?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I always thought here.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52So you could see the view...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54plus, it's more convenient for jumping.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Clearly, you've given this some thought.- I have.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Just so you know... The reason I didn't take the job is,
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I really think I'm at my best
0:14:04 > 0:14:07when I'm supporting someone else.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I'm a great number two.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Yeah, I don't want a great number two.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Sure.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I get that.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18I want a partner.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Hey, Mertala. Is she here?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Who is it?!- It's Mr Matt!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Tell him to go the fuck away!
0:14:40 > 0:14:41That's what she says.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I just want to talk to you for a minute!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Tell him, no, he's an asshole.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48That, too.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Don't even start. - I didn't say anything yet.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- I know what you're going to say. - No, you don't.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Bullshit. First, you'll deny it.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Then you'll lie about it. Then you'll say you're sorry
0:15:05 > 0:15:08and swear it'll never, ever, ever happen again.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Then - ah! - it happens again.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16You're making my sauce?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17I'm making sauce.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Put the butter in yet?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21No, cos it's not your sauce.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- It's better with the butter.- I'm not putting your fucking butter in.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hey, I get it. You're mad.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28But don't blame the butter.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Look, this whole D.U.I. thing is bullshit.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37You were arrested for driving drunk with our kids in the car.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Well, when you say it like that, yeah, it sounds terrible.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I had a couple glasses of Champagne.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46You tell me you never had a few drinks and then drove the kids?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I know you did. You just never got caught.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Yeah, well, not any more. I haven't had a drink in six weeks.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Why?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Somebody's got to be a grown-up, and clearly it's not you.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Uh... grown-ups drink.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I've been seeing someone.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Like... a shrink?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Like a guy.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Who?- You don't know him. - And he doesn't drink?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12He's been sober for 15 years.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Sounds horrible.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Wait. Is that whose car is out front?- Yeah.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'm on a waiting list for one of those. How'd he get it?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- He's a dealer.- Drugs?- Cars.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Asshole.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26So, where is he?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28He took the boys for a bike ride.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- He's alone with the boys?- So?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32So you're giving me shit about my parenting skills,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- and some total stranger is off with...- He's not a total stranger.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Yeah? Well, how well do you know this guy? How well?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Well enough that we're getting married.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44That's... pretty damn well.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50So, when you say you want a partner...
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Yeah, that's not exactly true.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I don't want a partner.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I want you as my partner.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I've heard good things.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I want to find out if they're true.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05If they're good, they're definitely true.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09What scares you most? Don't think. Just answer.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Bees.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13You know what scares me? Mediocrity.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Safe choices, hedged bets,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18a willingness to settle for the easy and familiar.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I would really like to take back "bees".
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Geez. Married?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- I didn't even know you were dating. - Cos it's none of your business.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36You don't tell me when you're screwing your stalker.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Hey, careful. They're starting to get too small.- Oh, right.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Mr Big Balls.- I'm just saying,
0:17:42 > 0:17:44they're going to dry out when you fry them.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- I'm baking them. - Oh, you're killing me.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51So, uh, how'd you get the kids not to tell me?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Really? They never mentioned Ollie?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Wait. This guy's Ollie?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59They fucking talk about Ollie all the time.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I thought they made him up.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- What?- It's always like, "we went to the zoo with Ollie.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06"We built a fort with Ollie."
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Yeah, OK(!)
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Nope. He's real.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14And he's really all right?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15No, I'm going to marry some douchebag.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Uh, hello?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19He's a good guy.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Well, he better be.- He is.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24He's good with the boys. He likes my mother.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He likes your mother?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Sober?!- Go figure.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Pain in the ass.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Well, you know,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52if I don't like him, this whole thing is off.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Right.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Seriously. OK(!)
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Better, right?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09You know it's better.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Fuck ratings.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- I don't care about ratings. - Well, that's easy to say...
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I don't. I don't care if we fail.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Failing's fine!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28If we go down in flames, at least there were flames!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Wow.- If we're going to do this, I want to do TV
0:19:32 > 0:19:36that's bold and thrilling and dangerous!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I can be dangerous.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I... I can.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42You don't seem dangerous.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45That's what makes me so dangerous.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I like you.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52I like you, too.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I think you are so much more than you've been allowed to be.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Really?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59You need to stop trying to please people.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Can you do that?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03If that's what you want.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I don't think she's coming back.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Amazing. She gave you another chance?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27You are an evil genius.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28You're too kind.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30And you're OK with her getting married again?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Yeah. Why not?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Your ex-wife ever remarry?- No.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I like to think she exhausted all her misery on me
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- and then left the business. - So I'm guessing you don't miss her.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41No.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I do miss my current wife.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Yeah, you guys are idiots.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Thank you.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50So, what, you're just never going to have sex again?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Probably not.- It's funny. You know, I never had a problem
0:20:52 > 0:20:55screwing in a bed where another guy's been.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56You've never had a problem
0:20:56 > 0:20:58screwing in a woman where another guy's been.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03You told him you were dangerous?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07You're so non-dangerous!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09I know!
0:21:11 > 0:21:16But I swear, with him, I feel like I could be.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23There's something about him that's so dynamic.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25This confidence...
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I have not felt this excited about work
0:21:28 > 0:21:30in I don't know how long.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Dear God... exhale.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37And let me tell you...
0:21:37 > 0:21:40ACCENT: Is that boy easy on the eyes!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Don't.- I know... don't do voices.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Thank you.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Seriously, he is hot.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Obviously, I would never go there.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Please. You keep an apartment there.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Nope. Not going to happen.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I'm happy just to be around him,
0:21:58 > 0:22:02to work with him, to learn from him.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06He is amazing.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10I hear myself talking to these people, and...
0:22:10 > 0:22:12they're listening to me.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I mean, really listening and nodding.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23And no-one seems to notice I'm so full of shit.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Like, this one woman was just eating it up.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30And, on one hand, I felt relieved,
0:22:30 > 0:22:34cos, you know, I was getting away with it.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37But at the same time...
0:22:39 > 0:22:40..I felt such...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44..contempt for her.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49And then things started really getting bad.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54The words I was saying
0:22:54 > 0:22:57didn't even sound like words any more.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00And then the walls started making that noise,
0:23:00 > 0:23:01and I just had to get out of there.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04So I'm sitting in my car, and I'm just...
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- HE EXHALES - ..just trying to breathe.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09And it's like I'm...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14..I'm breathing ink.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20And then I become the ink.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24I'm like this me-shaped bag
0:23:24 > 0:23:28of black, viscous ink.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31And even now, as I'm talking to you,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I still feel...
0:23:34 > 0:23:35kind of gelatinous.
0:23:37 > 0:23:43And I'm consumed with an unbearable self-loathing.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47And I can hear the furniture whispering.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Maybe we should try adjusting your medication again.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Maybe.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I'm guessing either Carol or Willie Nelson was here.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Ha-ha. That bad?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Not if you're in a reggae band.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16So, listen, I, um...
0:24:17 > 0:24:20I'm thinking of staying at my place tonight.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21What? No.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- I'll just open some windows. - It's not that.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I just think...
0:24:25 > 0:24:27it might be easier if I'm in my place.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Stop saying "your place." This is your place.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Is it?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38What are we doing?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Don't know.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46There's no version of this that feels right.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:55 > 0:24:57I'm looking for Sean or Beverly Lincoln?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Yes?- We got a delivery here.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Where do you want it?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15You like it? They told me nobody's fucked on it yet.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Oh, it's amazing! - It's brilliant! Thank you.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Seriously, an evil genius.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Well, sleep tight, you guys. Or don't.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23OK. Thank you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Night-night. Thanks again!- Bye.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30This is insane!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I know! Feel this!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Ha-ha! I'd rather feel this...
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Clean slate, baby!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Clean slate!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45No more ghosts.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49No. Bye-bye, Rob, with your big, stupid truck!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51So long, Morning!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Don't let the door hit your tits on the way out!
0:25:53 > 0:25:54See you around, Matt!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Don't trip on your... your giant dick!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Your... giant dick.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14NERVOUS LAUGHTER
0:26:21 > 0:26:22I'm exhausted.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Long day.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Long week.- Very.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh, this does feel like heaven.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Should come with a warning - "may cause drowsiness."
0:26:39 > 0:26:41"Do not operate heavy machinery."
0:26:41 > 0:26:42- Ha-ha.- Ha.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Anyway...- Yeah.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Fresh sheets.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Yeah, real fresh.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Well, sleep tight.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10You too.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Night.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Night.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Love you.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Love you, too.