0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature
0:00:10 > 0:00:11You slept with him.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I swear...
0:00:13 > 0:00:15there was no sleeping.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18You had a script that was going around back then.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20It was all anyone talked about.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21I'd love to read it again.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24We're not looking to do another show here.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- Don't be mad at me. - All right.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29I was just at a meeting with Kim Sally over at Fox.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Do you mind if I show it to her?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34You knew from the beginning there were only two things I asked...
0:00:34 > 0:00:36be nice and don't cheat.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I was nice.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Morning.- Hello.- Hey.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41So, er, we were thinking,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43it might be nice before we go back to London,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45what do you say you and Jamie come over for dinner?
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Maybe this weekend?- Er, actually, Jamie and I are kind of done.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- What? No.- You're kidding.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Yeah. So...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- I can't believe it. - When did this happen?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Uh, few days ago.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58And you never said anything.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I wish you'd told us what happened.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01It doesn't matter.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I don't suppose it had anything
0:02:03 > 0:02:05to do with your little thing with Morning's daughter.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Might've.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Oh, my God.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12You stupid, stupid man.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Stupid.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14You cared so much about her,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17and to lose her over something like this...
0:02:19 > 0:02:20What are you gonna do?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26So that's it?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28That's the extent of your emotional pain?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- What do you want me to say? - Something!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Be a human being!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Is there no guilt? No regret?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Eh.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oh. So this isn't over.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You're just gonna let her go?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42As opposed to?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Fight for her! Beg her forgiveness!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Look at what you're losing.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48She was the best thing that ever happened to you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49She made you a better person.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Yeah, OK. I'm getting breakfast. Can we walk and do this?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53SHE SIGHS
0:02:55 > 0:02:59What do you want from me? Shit happens.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Shit didn't happen. You made the shit happen.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Whatever.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05You cheated on her with a 19-year-old.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Did you SEE the 19-year-old?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Huh?- Oh, no. You're not taking me down with you.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Well, I hope it was worth it.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16You threw away a wonderful relationship
0:03:16 > 0:03:17with an extraordinary woman.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Hey, she was supposed to be gone all week.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21It's not my fault she came back early.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24My God. You should be studied by doctors.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Then she shows up, sniffing around like some detective.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29You heartless fucker.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Are you dead inside?
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Probably.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34You think this is turkey bacon or regular bacon?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Turkey. There's the regular.- Oh.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37You're a sociopath.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39So I guess dinner's off.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Even if you were starving.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Hey.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48BOTH: Hmm.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Maybe the next one's better.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58'OK. Whenever you're ready.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02'I'm Rena Keevey reading for the untitled Shelly Siegler pilot.'
0:04:02 > 0:04:05She just did this play in New York. She's supposed to be brilliant.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Ooh. I like that.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08'I'm not speaking to you.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10'Really? Sounds like you are.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12'Well, I shouldn't be.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16'I so didn't want to take Aaron to that party. I knew it was a bad idea.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- 'What happened? - What happened?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20'We had a great time, is what happened.'
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Are her ears funny?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Are they?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Maybe.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29They're kind of like little bat ears.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Is that what it is?- Mmm.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Well, if we go to series,
0:04:35 > 0:04:36she could always get them clipped or something.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Would she do that?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- For a series? - HE CHUCKLES
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I don't know. Is she a show?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Mnh-mnh.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49She doesn't feel like a show.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51She feels more best-friendy.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- This IS for the best friend.- Oh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Is she too pretty for the best friend?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Only if the lead girl's another bat.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02BOTH CHUCKLE
0:05:02 > 0:05:04She looks like someone I went to camp with.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Was she a show? Can we get her?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09BOTH CHUCKLE HE SIGHS
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'm not getting the "brilliant" thing.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15She's got big hands.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17She's like a less funny whatshername.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- BOTH:- Mm.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22What do you think?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Mm. Her voice annoys me.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I don't know how we're going to cast this.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29There's nobody good left.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33INTERCOM BEEPS
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- WOMAN:- 'Carol? Castor needs to see you.'
0:05:35 > 0:05:36OK.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38'Right away.'
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Oh.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41All right.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Keep going without me.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I guess something came up.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Mmmm.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58PHONE RINGS
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Hello?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Sean, hi.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- It's Eileen Jaffee. - SHE PANTS
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Oh, hello. You sound out of breath.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05I just got a new desk.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I think I've got it set too high.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09All right.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11So, Kim read your script.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- That was fast.- I know. And, of course, she loved, loved, loved it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21- Really?- Mm-hmm. She said she laughed her ass off.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23She thought it was fresh. She thought it was different.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27She said you guys blew her socks off.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Wow. Well, hopefully she has someone to blow them back on.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33'I have no idea what that means.'
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Robbie!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Glasses.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Anyway, here's where it gets a little tricky.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41What do you mean, "tricky"?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- SHE SIGHS - She wants to make it.- Ah.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I know we said that was off the table,
0:06:46 > 0:06:50but she said it's exactly what she's looking for,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52and she thinks, with the right casting,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54this could be a big fucking hit.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, my God.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59And, by the way, did I tell you? Kim passes on almost everything.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Well, obviously, it's incredibly flattering,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05and if it were just me, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Maybe we can get Bev on board.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09HE SIGHS I'd say it's unlikely.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Never hurts to ask.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14That's not always true, but I'll talk to her tonight.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- The sooner, the better. - No, I know.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19But I think if I broach it in the middle of a hellish "Pucks!" day,
0:07:19 > 0:07:21she's less likely to re-enlist.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23God. They're still making you shoot those?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Is no-one looking out for you guys?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Who's representing you here?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Er, no-one. We've just still got our agent from the UK...
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Stanley Richardson.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh. I know Stanley, from my London days.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37How old must he be by now?
0:07:37 > 0:07:38No-one knows.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Everyone else his age is dead.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45I remember. He makes the best Christmas cookies.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Oh, absolutely. He's famous for them.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Well, I don't know if THAT'S what I'd want my agent to be famous for,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52but they are delicious.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59I'm telling you, it is the hottest sex I have ever had.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01So it's gonna be one of those walks.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03We'll be in the office, and all of a sudden,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06he just, like, wants me and takes me...
0:08:06 > 0:08:07right there!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10It's like nothing I've ever...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Well, didn't you and Merc sometimes,
0:08:12 > 0:08:13you know, in the office?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Uh, yeah.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16But it's totally different.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19This is like Fifty Shades Of Grey hot.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21That was just...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23fifty shades of grey.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Ew!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Get this...
0:08:26 > 0:08:30When we're doing it, he won't let me look at him.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31SHE LAUGHS
0:08:31 > 0:08:33You're not allowed to look at him?
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Nope.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Of course, I do, but only when he's not looking.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39And you like that?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Well, he likes it, so...
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I want to make him happy.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46And do you get to tell him what makes you happy?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh, he doesn't like it when I talk.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Ever?- During.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50That's nice.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- In fact...- Yes?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Sometimes he puts his hand over my mouth.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, my God. Can you breathe?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Yeah. Through my nose.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04And sometimes he opens his fingers a little bit,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07or I pry them apart.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Mm!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Fun.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You ever heard of anything like that?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Not since Patty Hearst was kidnapped.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17BOTH LAUGH
0:09:17 > 0:09:20You think it's weird? SHE SIGHS
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Far be it for me to judge what anyone does in the bedroom
0:09:24 > 0:09:26or over a desk.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- But you think it's fucked up? - Little bit. Yeah.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32But... If you're OK with it,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34and you're having fun the rest of the time...
0:09:34 > 0:09:35What do you mean?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Those ARE the times.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I mean, like...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41when you go out to dinner.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44You don't go out to dinner?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Well, not yet.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Anything?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Movies?
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Hanging out at his house?- Oh, I haven't been to his house yet.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58We only have sex in the office.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00We're taking it slow.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15What are you making?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh. It started out as chicken stir-fry.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- It may have got away from me. - SHE GASPS
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Are those raisins?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I'm trying to use up everything in the cupboard before we go home.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Ah.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27That's potentially terrifying.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29SHE CHUCKLES Oh. You know who called?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Eileen Jaffee.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Who's Eileen Jaffee?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34That agent we met at the restaurant.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh. Right.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37What'd she want?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39She loved the script we sent her.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Aww. That's nice.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Taste.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46What's sweet?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Amaretto biscuits. We had a few left.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Right. You know, not everything has to be an ingredient.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52SHE CHUCKLES
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Er, anyway...
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Eileen loved the script so much...
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Mm?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02..she sent it to a friend of hers
0:11:02 > 0:11:04who's a big deal at Fox
0:11:04 > 0:11:08who apparently also loved, loved, loved it.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Huh. Three "love"s.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- That's almost too many.- Mm. Hm.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16According to Eileen, this woman, Kim Something,
0:11:16 > 0:11:17was so knocked out...
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Oh, dear God.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20..she wants to make it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25SHE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Thought we should at least discuss it.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Right. - SHE CHUCKLES
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Well, my side of the conversation will be brief.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You're thinking no.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35I'm thinking no.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I'm praying no. I'm begging no.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Which is what I figured you'd say.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Look, I get it.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43It's flattering.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Oh, but these fuckers are always flattering.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49They're professionally flattering.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Heh, right.- Darling, please. Let's stick to the plan.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's a good plan. We're gone in two weeks.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57We're so close.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59We're the Von Trapps escaping over the Alps.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00We can make it.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05Maria, please, let's not go back and give the Nazis one more song.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Did I see Jamie's car in front of the stage this morning?
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Yeah. Why?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20So, does this mean you two are...?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Oh, no, no, no.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23She left some of her crap at my house,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26so my assistant was giving it back to her driver.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Ah. Your assistant and her driver.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Sounds like quite the emotional goodbye.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Uh, hey, don't you start giving me shit, too.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37I'm sorry, but I'm kind of with Bev on this one.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39We worked so bloody hard to save our relationship.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43And you - you just throw it away like...
0:12:43 > 0:12:44tissues.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Fuck you.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Tissues. I've worked hard on relationships.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50HE SCOFFS Right.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51- HE SCOFFS - I have.- Really?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54You think me and Diane didn't try?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55We did everything we could.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57We went to counselling. We had a threesome.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59A threesome?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01That's your idea of "working hard"?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It is if you're doing it right. Huh?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Aw, come on. All right. You want to know the truth?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Huh?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13It was a fucking disaster.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Aw. Your threesome was a disaster?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It was.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Look, the whole thing was Diane's idea.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23We were already in the shitter,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25and she thought bringing in another girl might help.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27And, of course, you didn't say no. HE CHUCKLES
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Anyway, Diane gets this friend of hers,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32some girl from her yoga class.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33And she's totally up for it.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34So she comes over.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37We have some wine, and we all get into bed.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40And the disastrous part is?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Turns out I was into the friend way more than Diane.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I mean, Diane's awesome,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47but she's the mother of my children, so...
0:13:47 > 0:13:50So more difficult to objectify?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52No, no, no.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Looser pussy.- What?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57You know, you push two kids out of there. It's...
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Mm.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00But this other girl was...
0:14:00 > 0:14:01HE SQUEAKS
0:14:01 > 0:14:03PHONE RINGS
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Hello?- Hi, honey. It's Eileen.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Did you have a chance to talk with Bev?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Oh.- Y-yes. Yes, I did.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12So?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14So pretty much as we expected.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15She said no?
0:14:15 > 0:14:16She said no.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Don't suppose there's any wiggle room?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Uh, no. We are snug.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- SHE SIGHS - Well, we tried.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25That we did.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Oh! Meanwhile, guess who I just talked to.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Stanley Richardson.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Really?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I had to call him about another piece of business, but we were talking about you guys
0:14:35 > 0:14:38and how excited Fox is about your script.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Which can't happen. - 'Which can't happen.'
0:14:41 > 0:14:44But if something did happen,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Stanley said he'd be fine with us working together on it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49How are you with that?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51But nothing's gonna happen.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Exactly.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Well, if you want half of nothing, I'm sure it's all right.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- SHE LAUGHS - Great!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Well, I'll call Kim and give her the bad news.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02- SHE SIGHS - Do you believe this?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I've got the only clients who DON'T want a show picked up!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Aah!- Oh. Sorry about that.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Oh, please. Don't give it another thought. Have a good one, sweetie. Bye-bye.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Robbie, can I have my coconut water now,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18or should I just go fuck myself?!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21BOTH PANT
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Um... OK.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47SHE PANTS
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Wow!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50That was so...
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Is it OK to talk now?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yeah, yeah.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Oh, good. SHE CHUCKLES
0:15:56 > 0:15:58That was great.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Have you seen my phone?
0:16:01 > 0:16:02What?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Oh.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Oh, there it is.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Uh...
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Hoo! SHE CHUCKLES
0:16:15 > 0:16:16So, uh...
0:16:18 > 0:16:20..you want to do something?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23What do you mean?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27You know, like, maybe go out for dinner or...
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- No.- Oh. OK.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Maybe another night. SHE CHUCKLES
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Anything else you want to do?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Want to get my car washed.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Great. Great.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Good idea.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Who wants a corn dog?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Nah.- That's OK.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Let me rephrase that.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- I- want a corn dog.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Daddy?- Yeah?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01There's that lady who mommy hates.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Well, that could be a lot of people.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh, Jesus.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Uh, OK. You know what?
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Why don't you guys go play on the massage chair at Brookstone,
0:17:13 > 0:17:15and I'll meet you there in a little while, OK?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- OK!- Hurry.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I'll race you.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Seriously?- Oh, my God! Hi!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28What are you doing? I'm here with my kids.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31If Diane finds out you're still doing this, I am totally fucked!
0:17:31 > 0:17:32- I'm not! I swear.- Right.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34You're telling me this is a coincidence?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Yeah. I guess sometimes they really happen.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Come on. I'm not stupid.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39We've been here too many times.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40I wasn't, really.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Labes!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Hey.- Hey.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Hi.- Sorry.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47I had to park on the street.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Can you believe these fuckers are charging to park here now?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51It's OK. I just got here, too.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Hey.- Joe, this is Matt. Matt, Joe.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56You're... Wow.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Oh. Hey.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59How do you guys...
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Uh, so, back when I was supposed to die,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Matt was my make-a-wish wish.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06- No shit.- Yeah.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08And we've stayed friends ever since.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Yeah. That's, uh...
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Yeah.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Very cool. I love your show.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Seriously? "Pucks!"?
0:18:17 > 0:18:18What's "Pucks!"?
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Right. Uh...
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Thank you.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22So, you guys...
0:18:22 > 0:18:23You're like...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Yeah. We are like.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28So, when did...
0:18:28 > 0:18:29How did you...
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Remember the last time that I saw you?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Uh...yeah.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35So, the next day, I'm, like, in Starbucks.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37And you know how they call your name?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Well, this guy laughs...
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Like it's funny.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Come on! "Labia"?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I thought you were just fucking with them.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Yeah. So I'm like, "Look, sorry if it's not as interesting as Joe."
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- It was on my cup.- Sure.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50So, anyway, we got to talking, and then...
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I don't know... we got to doing other stuff.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55And we're still doing it.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56BOTH LAUGH
0:18:56 > 0:18:58So, how are you? Are you well?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Yeah. I'm well.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Are you...well?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Yeah. I am. I'm good.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05It's healthy.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Oh.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08We're "healthy"?
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Yeah. We're very healthy.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- OK.- Mm.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's better when you say it like that.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Well, anyway, we're gonna go get tattoos, so...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- It was nice meeting you.- Yeah.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Take care. - Yeah. Uh... See you around.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Or not.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38The kids. I...
0:19:40 > 0:19:43So, I spoke to Kim about the script.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Of course, she's heartbroken.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46But she's a big girl. She gets it.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Well, thank her again for us.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50'If you want, you can thank her yourself.'
0:19:50 > 0:19:54She'd LOVE to take you guys to lunch before you fly home.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Really?- 'She just wants to meet you
0:19:56 > 0:19:58'and tell you what a huge fan she is.'
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Uh...
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Let me talk to Bev and see if she's up for it.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04No pressure. Let me know.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06See if she's up for what?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08That woman from Fox wants to take us to lunch.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09- Didn't...- Bup-bup-bup!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11She totally gets that she can't have our script.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Then...- She just wants to tell us what a big fan she is.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Which we already know. Thank you, woman from Fox.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Might be nice.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Free lunch.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Darling, I'd happily pay for her Cobb salad
0:20:22 > 0:20:24if I didn't have to be there when she eats it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26So that's a no, then?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's a no, with blue cheese on the side.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36So, you're down to - what -
0:20:36 > 0:20:38twice a week with the Seritaxyl?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Right.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Still experiencing any unwanted, er...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- ..erectile incidents? - Some. Not as many.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Good. In that case,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52we can probably stop with the Seritaxyl entirely
0:20:52 > 0:20:53and start increasing the Limatran.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55That one doesn't make you horny, does it?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58No. In fact, quite the opposite.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Sometimes there's actually a lessening of sexual interest.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh. Good.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04From your lips to my dick.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Isn't this what you wanted - for her to get over you?
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Yeah. Sure.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18But being dumped by your stalker?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Come on, now.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21You had a good run.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I guess.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26It's just weird knowing I'll probably never have another one.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28You don't know that.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Nah. That was it.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33You think Harrison Ford's still getting stalkers?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Or Warren Beatty?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37There's a window.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40We lead VERY different lives.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47You know, I've had other stalkers, but...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49nothing like this.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52This was 15 years.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I met her when she was a kid.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56They grow up so fast.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58No, seriously.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02It's probably the longest relationship of my life.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05That's not disturbing at all.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07All those years I put up with her shit...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09now she decides it's over?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Oh, come on. It's for the best.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- You know it is.- Yeah, yeah.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16But she's seemed so...over me.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18You know?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Like I was just some...person.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27I used to look into her eyes and see the crazy.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Today...
0:22:28 > 0:22:31nothing.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32It was like...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Like the light went out.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Now he doesn't even want to have sex with me.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Never?- Nope.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51He won't let me touch him.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53He's distant.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55He's moody.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Although from the sounds of it,
0:22:56 > 0:22:59he was always distant and moody.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02The only difference is, now he's not fucking you over a desk.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I know.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06SHE SCOFFS SHE SIGHS
0:23:06 > 0:23:07What did I do?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Maybe I pushed too hard.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Did I push too hard?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14All I did was ask him if he wanted to have dinner.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Oh, you demanding bitch.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Well, then why?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Does it matter?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Just be thankful that it's over.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25SHE GASPS You really think it's over?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26I hope so.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28From everything you said,
0:23:28 > 0:23:30he's emotionally detached...
0:23:30 > 0:23:32possibly a misogynist.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35He wouldn't let you look at him
0:23:35 > 0:23:37or talk to him when you're having sex.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Listen, you can find negative things
0:23:40 > 0:23:42to say about anybody.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45He covered your mouth with his hand.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Not always!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49SHE SCOFFS
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Fine!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Oh, God.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Why does this keep happening to me?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Am I ever gonna be happy?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Yes.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Really?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I don't know.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05SHE SIGHS
0:24:05 > 0:24:06I...
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I always just assumed that, one day,
0:24:11 > 0:24:15I'd end up with some great guy
0:24:15 > 0:24:19who's not married and not fucked up.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20But what if this is it?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24What if this isn't the shit I have to go through
0:24:24 > 0:24:26to get to the good part?
0:24:26 > 0:24:31What if this IS the good part?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33SHE SIGHS
0:24:33 > 0:24:34What's the matter?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Oh, I'm sure it's just this, but...
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- VOICE BREAKING: - ..you're making me very sad.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47SHE SOBS
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Oh, my God.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53My life is making you cry?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Oh, my God!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Oh, no, no.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58No, don't you start!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I'm sorry!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02No.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- No, I'm sorry!- No!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I'm sorry!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12BOTH SOB
0:25:18 > 0:25:23Is... Is there any more of that chicken-raisin-cookie shit?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Oh, there's tons.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I'm afraid it's a no on lunch.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Aw. Really?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Bev just isn't up for it.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44We've got a lot to do.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Starting to pack and whatnot.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Gotcha.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Well, that's fine.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Unless you want to do it without her.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Oh.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Um...
0:25:55 > 0:25:56I don't think so.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58It feels a little weird.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Sweetie, it's a sandwich, not a blow job.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Although she really wants that script.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Right.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10And you'll love Kim. She used to run Comedy Central, so you know she's funny.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Uh-huh.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Look, it's your call. Just think about it.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Oh, there she is!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Hi, sweetie!
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Hello.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Mwah! Mwah!
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Kim Sally, as promised, this is Sean Lincoln.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Hello. Oh. Please.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Actually, do it again. No, no.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41OK, all right. Let's take a seat.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Oh, I'm so sorry we're this late.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47There was crazy traffic, as per usual in this town.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Really does go against my programme to be as late as we were.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52HE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Let's run it again, OK?- Mm-hmm.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- I go to kick you in the head.- Yeah.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57- You duck under my leg...- Right.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Grab the leg...- Yeah.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Then kick my other leg out from under me.- OK. Got it. Let's do it.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- You don't need to mark it again? - No, no, no. I'm good. Let's go.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05OK. On 3.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06One...two...
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Wait. Is it on...
0:27:08 > 0:27:09THUD!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12You're shitting me.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14You're sure?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17This is awesome!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Well, let me know.- Good news?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23You know that guy who got my part in the NBC pilot?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Ah. Anthony Pawner Smith.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Just had a kickboxing accident.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Paralysed! #
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Oh, my God.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Temporarily, but long enough that he can't do the pilot.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40The man is paralysed.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Temporarily!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Jesus!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Be happy for me for once!
0:27:47 > 0:27:49HE SCOFFS
0:27:49 > 0:27:51We are back, baby!