0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programe contains very strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature from the start.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08HEAVY BREATHING
0:00:17 > 0:00:19You know that feeling when a guy you like sends you a text
0:00:19 > 0:00:22at two o'clock on a Tuesday night asking if he can come and find you,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25and you've accidentally made it out like you've just got in yourself,
0:00:25 > 0:00:27so you have to get out of bed, drink wine, get in the shower,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30shave everything, dig out some Agent Provocateur business -
0:00:30 > 0:00:31suspender belt, the whole bit -
0:00:31 > 0:00:33and wait by the door until the buzzer goes?
0:00:33 > 0:00:34BUZZER
0:00:38 > 0:00:39And then you open the door to him,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41like you've almost forgotten he's coming over.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Hi.- Hey.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hey.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hey.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And then you get to it immediately.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57SHE PANTS
0:01:05 > 0:01:08After some pretty standard bouncing, you realise...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12..he's edging towards your arsehole.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14But you're drunk
0:01:14 > 0:01:16and he made the effort to come all the way here,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18so you let him. He's thrilled.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I'm so thrilled.
0:01:26 > 0:01:32And then the next morning, you wake to find him...
0:01:32 > 0:01:37fully dressed, sat on the side of the bed, gazing at you.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- He says that... - Last night was incredible.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Which you think is an overstatement, but then he goes on to say that...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52It was particularly special because...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55..I've never managed to actually...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58..up the bum with anyone before.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02To be fair, he does have a large penis.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06And although it's always been a fantasy of mine, I've...
0:02:06 > 0:02:08never found anyone I could do it with.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11And then he touches your hair...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18..and thanks you with a genuine, earnest...
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Thank you.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's sort of moving.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Then he kisses you gently.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36And then he leaves.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44DOOR CLOSES
0:02:46 > 0:02:48And you spend the rest of the day wondering...
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Do I have a massive arsehole?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24BELL RINGS
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Wow! Er...this doesn't happen very often, does it?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36No.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37I su...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I suppose it's...
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It's quite rare, yeah.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I hate myself.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Er, are you going to work?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Oh, no, actually... - OK, er, this is going to sound crazy
0:03:50 > 0:03:52but I think that I should take your number
0:03:52 > 0:03:53and I think I should call it,
0:03:53 > 0:03:57and I think I should ask you if you want to go out for a drink with me.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Er...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Fuck me! You've got a boyfriend?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Er, no, er...
0:04:04 > 0:04:05No, we broke up quite recently, actually.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh, my God. I'm so sorry/really pleased.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Er...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12How the hell did he manage to fuck that up?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15'Power rarely gives up without a fight...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20'..particularly in places where there are divisions of tribe,
0:04:20 > 0:04:21'divisions of sect.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26'We also know that populism can take dangerous turns.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29'And there will be difficult days along the way.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34'From the extremism of those who would use democracy
0:04:34 > 0:04:37'to deny minority rights to the nationalism that left...'
0:04:37 > 0:04:38- What are you doing?- Nothing!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Harry!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- I know what you were doing. - I was watching the news.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- Really?- Yeah.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Really?
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Yeah.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What was he talking about, then?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- What?- Please, I just need to hear this.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00What was he talking about?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Iraq.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Don't say anything.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13And please don't stop me leaving.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15- Please don't!- OK.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Don't!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Look, I've really tried to be there for you through this.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25You can't say I haven't tried.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Don't say anything. And please don't contact me
0:05:28 > 0:05:32or turn up at my house drunk in your underwear. It won't work this time.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33It will.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36I'm taking that posh shampoo.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42He was talking about democ...
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Oh, he was just...
0:05:47 > 0:05:50..really kind and supportive with my work.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53He'd cook all the time, run baths, hoover.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55He'd laugh at all of my jokes.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57He was really great with my family, my friends loved him.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Plus, he was really fucking affectionate.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01HE CHUCKLES
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Sounds like a dickhead.- Yeah.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11So, was that, like, "You CAN have my number," or...? What are we...?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Yes. Yeah, I guess that's a yes.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, my gosh. Great. Er...
0:06:15 > 0:06:16OK.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Put that in there.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24And I'll be sure to treat you like a nasty little bitch.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Er, that was a joke.- Oh, no, I know.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- I know!- OK. I was, like, "Oh!"
0:06:30 > 0:06:33OK. Great, wow! Er...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'll buzz you, then?
0:06:35 > 0:06:36- OK.- OK.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37OK.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I can't stop smiling. Sorry, I...
0:06:42 > 0:06:43It's OK.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I'll go.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Thank you for coming in today.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08We really appreciate you considering us
0:07:08 > 0:07:10for your small business start-up loan.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11No problem.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I've read your application form.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Thank you.- It was...
0:07:15 > 0:07:16- funny.- Oh.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20OK, that wasn't my intention, but...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22As you are probably aware,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25we haven't had the opportunity to support many -
0:07:25 > 0:07:28any - women-led businesses since the...
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Sexual harassment case.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32The sexual harassment case.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Yes.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Are you all right?- Oh, yeah, sorry. I just, er...
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I ran from the station, so I'm just a bit hot.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I'm really excited about...- Water?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43No, thanks. I'm fine.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Actually, yeah, water would be great. If I could...
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Sure. There are a couple of details that we need to iron out,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53and one or two bits and pieces I'm going to need to see some more on.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55It says in here
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- that you opened a business with your partner...- Mm-hm.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01OK.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I'm sorry, that kind of thing won't get you very far here any more.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh, no, sorry. I thought I had a top on underneath.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Yeah, OK.- No, seriously. In this case, genuine accident.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I can see, given our history, why you might think...
0:08:12 > 0:08:14No! Seriously, I wasn't trying to. I was hot.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I take this kind of thing very seriously.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I'm not trying to shag you! Look at yourself!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25OK.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Please leave.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Oh...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33No, you don't understand. I NEED this...
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- I need this loan. - Please, just leave.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51- Perv.- Slut.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Wow!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- PA:- 'The lecture will commence shortly.'
0:09:05 > 0:09:08My sister. She's uptight and beautiful and probably anorexic,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11but clothes look awesome on her, so...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You're almost late.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Had to do a flash poo in Pret.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, Christ. Did you wash your hands?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Of course not.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Oh, my God! You are disgusting! Fucking hell.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Of course I washed my hands. It's not like I grew up without a mother.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Heard from Dad?- No.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Dad's way of coping with two motherless daughters
0:09:33 > 0:09:35was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38start fucking our godmother and eventually stop calling.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- You look tired.- Thanks. I've been sleeping really well recently.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Shit!
0:09:55 > 0:10:01I'm wearing the top that she lost years ago, so...
0:10:01 > 0:10:03this is going to be tense.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Do you want to take your coat off? - No.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06OK.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Oh, sorry.- Thanks.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16So, any luck...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Oh, God, can we just have two seconds...- I was going to ask
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- about the cafe. - I don't want to talk about it yet.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- We won't talk, then.- Fine.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Hair looks nice.- Oh, fuck off.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32The only thing harder than having to tell your super-high-powered,
0:10:32 > 0:10:34perfect, anorexic, rich super-sister
0:10:34 > 0:10:35that you've run out of money
0:10:35 > 0:10:38is having to ask her to bail you out.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I'm just going to ask her.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'm just going to ask her.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'm just going to ask her. I'm just going to come...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Do you need to borrow money?- No!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I can't do it. I can't do it, I can't do it.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57I can't do it.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58- So business is good, then?- Yeah.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00It's good. It's really good.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's really, really good. Yeah, it's really good.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Sounds like it's really good.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06It is.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Hey.- Hey.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Can I get you anything? - No, thanks, I'm good.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Are you sure I can't get you anything at all?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Is Harry helping?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06We broke up.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What? Again?!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11If you see him, I'm a wreck, OK?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15God! Just don't get drunk and scream through his letterbox again.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Wow! Thanks for the vote of confidence.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Don't get drunk and shit in your sink again.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21When are you going to stop bringing that up?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24When you do something better.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I have two degrees, a husband and a Burberry coat.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30You shat in a sink.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Oh.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Hi.- Thank you.- No problem.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Nothing is ever going to be better.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I swear there are pants that give you thrush.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48What are yours made from?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Don't know.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I need to get sexy pants.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I hate my body, I hate my body, I hate my body, I hate my body.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Fucking last-minute bastard trendy parties.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Why do we do it to ourselves?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Oh, my God. Definitely not. That does nothing for you.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09I hate that.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12What?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15These are MY clothes, Boo. I've been wearing these all day.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, God.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Were you wearing your coat?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Yes. But...
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Nothing here looked nice,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25so I thought I'd wear what I was wearing anyway.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Are you joking?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Are YOU joking?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Yes.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Oh, my...- It's not really that bad at all.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Why didn't you tell me?- I love you.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- I'll buy...- I've got to get a whole new outfit now.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38I'll buy you pants.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- I'll buy you sexy pants. - I've been so many places today!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- I'll buy you sexy pants!- Fuck off.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I'm sorry. I think it's a lovely dress.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Ugh! I mean, you really shouldn't wear such cheap materials.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52They don't let your fanny breathe.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55I know.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58APPLAUSE
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Gosh, look at you all.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Thank you so much for coming to Women Speak,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11opening women's mouths since 1998.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Before we begin, I would like to ask you a question.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I don't know about you...
0:14:18 > 0:14:20but I need some reassurance.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22SHE CHUCKLES
0:14:22 > 0:14:26So I pose the question to the women in this room today.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Please raise your hands...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33..if you would trade...
0:14:33 > 0:14:36five years of your life...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41..for the so-called perfect body.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43MURMURING
0:14:49 > 0:14:51(We are bad feminists.)
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- (I want my top back.- OK.)
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Won't you get cold? - Nah, I've got really hairy nipples.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14What?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Fuck!- Oh, fuck!- What was that?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- Jesus!- A fucking hug!
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Well, why the fuck did you do that?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24That's terrifying. Never do that again.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I was just trying to...
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Are you OK?- Yeah.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Do you want to go for a drink, or...?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- I've got plans.- OK, fine. Sure.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47See you next time, Women Speak, then.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Do you want to go for a drink?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00PHONE BLEEPS
0:16:03 > 0:16:07My sister blows glass. She has done for a long time.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08I've never been in a fight.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Well, I've been in a fight. Never been punched in the face.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I've been punched in the leg.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14And someone once threw some punch in my face.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17So, my colours this season are sort of brown, mainly.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20But, like, you know, I wouldn't say no to a maroon.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I wouldn't, like, jump down the throat of someone
0:16:22 > 0:16:24wearing something blue. It's just not for me.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26So...
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I'm going to go for a wazz. You... OK.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Same again, while I'm up? Or perhaps, like, a little cocky-tail?
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Or, like, a nice shot?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh, er...yeah, or we could just go back to mine.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Wow! Er, thanks.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Er, I've actually got work tomorrow, but, er, another drink here...
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Or we could go back to yours. - Got to be up really early.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- I'll get you a cab in the morning. - That's ridiculous! My God!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55OK, what the fuck is your problem?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh, er...nothing.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I, er... I-I like you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03OK, you're a dick.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05What's going on?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07You're pathetic.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Wait...- Don't follow me.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12I-I wasn't.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Y-You dropped this.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Er...
0:17:31 > 0:17:33OK.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Come on.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39WOMAN MUTTERS
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Are you OK?
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Are YOU OK?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Sad face.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08I'm fine.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10WOMAN GROANS
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Oh...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22You're such a lovely man.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- OK.- Thank you.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Stay there, stay there. You OK?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36OK.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Hey.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Do you... Do you want to come home with me?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44What?!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46No way!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49You naughty boy.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50DOOR SLAMS
0:18:52 > 0:18:53BELL RINGS
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Ugh!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Ooh! Sing a song, Boo-Boo.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04# Another lunch break another portion
0:19:04 > 0:19:06# Another piece of cake
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- # Another two - Fuck it - 20
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- BOTH:- # Cigarettes
0:19:10 > 0:19:13# And we're happy
0:19:13 > 0:19:15# So happy
0:19:15 > 0:19:19# To be modern women. #
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Hey, come here.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Let's never ask anyone for anything. They don't get it.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Deal.- Deal.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Fuck it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35SHE MUTTERS LOUDLY
0:19:35 > 0:19:37This is totally fine.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Hello. Open!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51All right, Dad?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53What's going on?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Oh, I'm... I'm absolutely fine.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59OK.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01I just, er...
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Yeah?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Oh, it's nothing. It doesn't...
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- It's...- You know, it's nearly two o'clock in the morning.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17OK.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Yeah, OK. I'm... I don't want to...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I'm going to...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24It was...
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Oh, fuck it.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30I have a horrible feeling that I'm a greedy, perverted, selfish,
0:20:30 > 0:20:34apathetic, cynical, depraved,
0:20:34 > 0:20:38morally bankrupt woman, who can't even call herself a feminist.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Well, er...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49You get all that from your mother.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Good one.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Er, I'm going to call you a cab, darling.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07And, er...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09please don't go upstairs.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29SLOW JAZZ PLAYS
0:21:42 > 0:21:44To be fair, she's not an evil stepmother.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47She's just a cunt.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Hi.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Darling, I thought that must be you.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Everything all right? - Yeah, I just thought I'd swing by.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, how lovely. Lucky us.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Don't worry - Dad's already booking me a taxi.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08What are you doing?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Oh, painting. I find the night-times very...
0:22:12 > 0:22:14peaceful. Usually.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17THEY CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Oh, warming up.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Look, I know it's not really my place, but are you OK?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Everyone's been really worried. - Poor fucker.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Yes, she's actually an expression of how women are subtle warriors.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Strong at heart.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38We don't have to use muscular force to get what we want.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- We just use our...- Tits.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42..innate femininity.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Tits don't get you anywhere these days.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Trust me.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50It's very valuable, actually.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- How much?- Thousands.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Oh. Can I have it?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- THEY CHUCKLE - No.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05What's that?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Oh, er...
0:23:07 > 0:23:08my self-portrait.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Oh.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- 'Right, it's here.' - Ooh, I think I can hear your dad.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25'Cab's here!'
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Thanks!- Aw. Nice of him.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32OK.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- Bye.- Bye.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Er...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Please look after yourself.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40You really do look ghastly, darling.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Oh, cafe, eh?- Yeah.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53On your own?
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Er, kind of.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Kind of? Go on.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02It's... It's quite a funny story, actually.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, no, that's good. It'll keep me going.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Shoot.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- I opened the cafe with my friend Boo.- Cute name.- Yeah.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Yeah, she's dead now. She accidentally killed herself.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Wasn't her intention, but it wasn't a total accident.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20She didn't actually think she'd die. She just...
0:24:20 > 0:24:23found out that her boyfriend fucked someone else
0:24:23 > 0:24:25and wanted to punish him by ending up in hospital,
0:24:25 > 0:24:27not letting him visit her for a bit.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30She decided to walk into a busy cycle lane,
0:24:30 > 0:24:33wanting to get tangled in a bike - break a finger, maybe.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35As it turns out, bikes go fast and flip you into the road.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Three people died. She was such a dick.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46So, yeah. Kind of on my own.