0:00:02 > 0:00:04We haven't heard the opportunity to support any
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- women-led businesses since the... - Sexual harassment case.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Yes, the sexual harassment case.
0:00:08 > 0:00:13It's a 7pm arrival tonight for a 7.30 surprise, OK?
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- ALL:- Surprise!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Sounds like a blast.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19That kind of thing won't get you very far here any more.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- What are you craving?- Just a basic bunny would be great.- For you?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24For my very sexually frustrated sister.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Did your father tell you that one of my pieces has gone missing?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Just don't tell her you got the statue from me, OK?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31You're just tipping your prime.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Are you OK?- Yeah.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37You're an asshole.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Tell the truth.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- You cannot know this. No-one can hold a map in their head.- I can!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's three turnings away.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52You're so going to get this wrong.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Stop it.- What? - I can feel you judging my driving.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I'm not judging your driving!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Let go of the handle, then.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Oh, we were supposed to go down that turning.- What?- Yeah.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- You said three turnings. - No, I missed one.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Just use your phone, you have a Sat Nav on your phone.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Oh, my God, there, Mindful - Oh, God - Farm, there it is.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15We're going the right way.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I was right.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Was right.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20SHE SIGHS
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Do you know what the lesbian app for Grindr is called?
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Twat Nav.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Don't make this fun!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40SHE SOBS
0:01:41 > 0:01:44It's OK, I'm fucking OK, I'm excellent.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- I know I seem mental, but I'm fine.- OK.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I just...
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- I just sometimes need you not to... - To take the piss.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Don't finish my sentences!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Take the piss... - Out of you and your...
0:02:00 > 0:02:04You don't always know what I'm going to say, OK?
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- Sorry.- Out of...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Out of her when she's driving.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09..me while I'm driving.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12I'm sorry.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18Is it at home or...work or Martin?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'm fine, it's fine.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Martin's been lovely.- Really?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's fine.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33I'm OK.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Fucking psycho.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Wow! Dad really splashed out this time.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- He must be about to do something awful.- No, it's just Mother's Day.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Oh.- Happy Mother's Day.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57We're not supposed to bond on this, are we?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Because I really don't think that's going to end well.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01We're not supposed to talk at all.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's a silent retreat, God help us.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- How's everything at the cafe? You... - You really don't have to.- Thank you.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Hi.- Hi. Good morning.- Hello, hello.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- DOORBELL RINGS - Come on.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30They're probably going to think we're a couple.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- The fact that your mind even goes there is beyond disturbing.- Hey!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36We'd make a really cute couple.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40'Sluts!'
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Yes?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I'm going to die here. We're going to be raped and die.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Every cloud...
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Oh, just open the fucking door. It's been fucking forever...
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Welcome.- Thank you so much. It's really wonderful.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Really beautiful grounds. - Extraordinary energy, yeah.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10I see you've been gifted this retreat. How lucky you both are.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15I hope after this weekend, you will feel rested, inspired.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Do you have Wi-Fi?- No.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Erm, would you like two single beds or a double?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Two singles.- A double, please.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Actually, do you have a separate room?- I'm afraid not.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Everyone has to share here. It's part of the communal...
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Singles, then. Do you get newspapers in the morning?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35No, we try to keep the outside world on the outside
0:04:35 > 0:04:37during your stay here.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You'll appreciate it in the end, I promise.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- So, here is your key.- Thank you.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- You have a restful weekend.- You too.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Wow, no papers. - You don't read the news.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Yes, I do!- What happened yesterday?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Sting wore white jeans and a puppy got stuck in a fan. Big day.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- What's that for?- My neck and chest.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- What's that for?- My legs and knees.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- What's that for?- Ends of my hair.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- What's that?- For my under-eyes.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- What's that? - That is for my face and body.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- What would you do if someone stole all of those?- I'd kill myself.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Why are there no plug sockets in here?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Don't touch my stuff.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- What are these for?- Nothing.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Mm-hm.- What?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Well, it's just...
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Why would you bring such tiny batteries?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41I'm just prepared.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Just I've only ever seen them used for remote controls.- Yes.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Or alarm clocks.- Yes, all right. - And vibrators.- Yes! All right!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- You didn't have to ask for a separate room!- What?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- If you want to have a wank, I can give you some space.- Oh, my God!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57No, if you want to take ten minutes,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I'll go into the bathroom and moisturise my wrists for a bit.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- You are so immature! - Oh, give it a minute.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Oh, God. Seriously!
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- What is wrong with your insides?- Why did you bring the tiny batteries?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21A-ha!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22You're a genius.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Always know where the reserves are.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Let go of your past.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Bit on the nose. - Now is the time to let it go.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Open up your senses, close your mouth and live now.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Welcome to the female-only Breath Of Silence retreat.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Women don't speak.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Erm, sorry. I think I'm meant to be at...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- 'Fucking sluts!'- ..that one.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Shame.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01Yes, the first major consideration is why are you here?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Can anyone here answer that question?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I want to shut the noise out and reconnect to my inner thoughts
0:07:08 > 0:07:11on the road to feeling more at one with myself.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Excellent attitude.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Well, you're in the right place.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And this weekend is about being mindful.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22It's about leaving your voice in your head...
0:07:23 > 0:07:26..and trapping your thoughts in your skull.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Think of it as a thought prison in your mind.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Firstly, we're going to teach you how to breathe.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Then we will have a short meditation,
0:07:36 > 0:07:41then we will find our sanctuary in the partaking of menial tasks,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43all in perfect silence.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Principal rules are no talking.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51If you need to communicate with any of our other superiors,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54you can write on that board.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Under no other circumstances must you communicate,
0:07:57 > 0:07:58even with each other.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- What about an emergency? - Thank you all for coming here today.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07No matter what happens, a word must not be heard.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25BUZZING
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Shh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34'Slut!'
0:08:44 > 0:08:46'Slut!'
0:08:53 > 0:08:54'Bitch!'
0:09:00 > 0:09:02'Bitch, bitch!'
0:09:11 > 0:09:14MEN SHOUTING
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Fucking bitch! You fucking piece of shit.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Back here! Back here, back to me. Back to me.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38All right, now, wherever it's come from - your upbringing,
0:09:38 > 0:09:44your experiences with women, now is the time to turn that around.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47To reprogram your mind,
0:09:47 > 0:09:49your body and your mouth.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53To be the better...man.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57All right?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00So, this...is Patricia.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Yeah? She's a friend.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Now, Patricia has just earned a promotion at work,
0:10:07 > 0:10:09beating over six other candidates.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12She's the youngest person to ever achieve this role.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17What should we not say when we meet her?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Clever little munchkin?- Excellent.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Who did you blow to get that job?- OK.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Slut, you fucking stupid slut. - OK.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28OK.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30What should we say to her?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Hmm?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Well done, Patricia.- Very good.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43"Well done, Patricia."
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Please leave.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Perv.- Slut.- Wow!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- OTHERS:- Well done, Patricia.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Slut!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Guys, it's OK.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Keith, come.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Oh, my God. Excuse me, miss, you can't be here.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- OK.- You really can't be here.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- WHISPERS:- It's a feel-no-good. Please.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11And now, hands up.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Mirror your palms.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Look each other in the eye and...
0:11:22 > 0:11:23..touch.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Literally her worst nightmare.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Eugh!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Are you all right?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43- Talk to me.- It's nothing.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48God.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49I can't feel my feet.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Do you remember we used to go top-to-toe?- Now kids are so weird.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- We used to do that all the time. - Yeah, when we were ten and cute.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Now we're 30 and angry. - I'm not suggesting that we...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Just don't, OK?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07WHIRRING
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Stop stealing my things!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16I'm just checking it's working.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Oh, it's working, it's definitely working.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20KNOCKING
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- 'Shh!' - WHIRRING
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Have fun.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39It's actually a really thoughtful present. Thank you.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44And Martin getting me that sculpture.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47He must have bent over backwards to get something like that.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I feel very lucky.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57I have to tell you something.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00What?
0:13:02 > 0:13:07I stole that sculpture from a certain somebody's studio
0:13:07 > 0:13:09and then I tried to sell it through Martin,
0:13:09 > 0:13:11but Martin took it and gave it to you.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Just don't put it pride of place when Dad, well, when they come over.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- OK? Because...- Right.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Claire! Claire!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Shh. Go to sleep.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Shit.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40GONG SMASHES
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- The sooner we get on...- Ah.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- WHISPERS:- The sooner we get on with it, the sooner we are out of here.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- That's a really nice outfit. - Thanks.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Delve into your past.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Think of something you can't let go of.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19A moment of noise.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24A moment of tension.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Not for now.- Now...
0:14:32 > 0:14:35..a moment when you were peaceful.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40If you could change anything in the whole world, what would it be?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43My thighs.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44In the whole world?
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Don't tell anyone I said that. You?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- I've always been insecure about my face. You know that.- I know.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- You shouldn't.- Thank you, but...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58No, seriously, there's nothing wrong with your nose.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- I mean, there's nothing wrong...- Say that again?- There's nothing...- What?
0:15:03 > 0:15:08- I don't know. Ah!- Oh, my God. - I always say the wrong thing!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Ah! Agh!
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Hot.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32What is this? I don't even do this in my own home.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Well, it's very simple.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37We've paid them to let us clean their house in silence.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39SHE LAUGHS
0:15:41 > 0:15:44SHE WEEPS
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Jesus.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I don't want to come down on you like a schoolteacher,
0:15:50 > 0:15:54but I'm afraid your flagrant lack of respect for the one rule
0:15:54 > 0:15:57that we have here is now affecting the other students.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Clients.- Inmates?- Cleaners? - Participants!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Do you have a problem with the programme?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10I suggest you try sitting here in silence for the next hour.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14It will benefit you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I swear by my soul, it will.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I went through your bag.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- What?- I couldn't find anything, so you're just going to have
0:16:44 > 0:16:45to tell me what's going on with you.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Talk! Or I will scream.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- SHE GASPS - I got the Finland promotion.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56What Finland promotion?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58How can you ask that? I've told you about it!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- I know the Finland promotion, that's amazing.- Thank you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Does that mean you're a millionaire now? Handy.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Don't be ridiculous.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Yes, it would.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10All that money makes you cry?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13I'm turning it down.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15What?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Why? Martin?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Martin says it would be unfair on Jake.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Jake's her stepson, he's really weird,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26probably clinically, but no-one really talks about that.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28He freaks out if she's gone for longer than a day
0:17:28 > 0:17:31and he's got this thing about trying to get in the bath with her.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39No, no. No, Jake. No!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40He's 15.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- He's not your son. - That's not the point.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Go!- I knew you'd say that.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- This is what you've always wanted. - I know.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- No more power suits, fuckload of snow.- I know.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Perfect place for your cold, cold heart.- I know, I can't!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- I have responsibilities. - Oh, come on.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Don't let other people get in the way of what you really want.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Finland is what you really want.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07My husband isn't "other people", OK?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09My husband is my life.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Your husband tried to kiss me on your birthday.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Did he?
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Did he?
0:18:36 > 0:18:37DOOR CLOSES
0:18:39 > 0:18:41DOOR OPENS
0:18:45 > 0:18:47SHE SIGHS
0:18:54 > 0:18:56'Sluts!'
0:18:58 > 0:19:00CLAPPING
0:19:01 > 0:19:03'Sluts!'
0:19:03 > 0:19:05CLAPPING
0:19:08 > 0:19:11HE SCREAMS
0:19:16 > 0:19:18HE SHOUTS
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Slut!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27THEY CLAP
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Slut!- Lovely, lovely.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- THEY CLAP - OK?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Up on your feet. We're going to say, "Sorry, Patricia."
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- ALL:- Sorry, Patricia.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Lovely, give yourselves a round of applause.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48All right, guys. Well done.
0:19:48 > 0:19:53We are going to head back to that house better men, yeah?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Well done, good work. Great stuff.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Yeah, a new man.- Well done.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Go on.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14You can do it.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15You're ready.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Yeah, I...thought I recognised you.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Fair enough.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Probably for the best.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37So, is your business...
0:20:39 > 0:20:40..surviving?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46I'm sorry.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49No, I don't want that.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56So, you're doing the whole silent escape thing.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Indeed.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Going well?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I touched a colleague's breast.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17More than once. At a party, I...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22They asked me to go on a workshop to...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I'm just a very...
0:21:29 > 0:21:31..disappointing man.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40No, thanks, I'm trying to quit.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Those, on the other hand.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55They keep asking me, "What do you want from this workshop?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56"What do you want?"
0:21:58 > 0:21:59I'm not telling them what I want.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I want to move back home.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07I want to hug my wife.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Protect my children, protect my daughter.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I want to move on.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I want to apologise.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27To everyone.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Want to go to the theatre.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40I want to take clean cups out of the dishwasher
0:22:40 > 0:22:43and put them in the cupboard at home...
0:22:44 > 0:22:48..and the next morning, I want to watch my wife drink from them.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54And I want to make her feel good.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I want to make her orgasm again.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03And again.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Truly.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I just want to cry.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18All the time.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Claire?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Have you seen my sister?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- ANSWERPHONE:- 'Hi, this is Boo.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11'I can't come to the phone right now,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13'but please leave me a messiagio,
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- 'and I'll get back to you.' - BEEP
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Someone should probably disconnect that.