0:00:02 > 0:00:03- I know I seem mental, but I'm fine.- OK.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06- How's everything at the cafe? - You really don't have to.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07I got the Finland promotion.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- That's amazing!- Thank you.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- I'm turning it down.- What?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12One of my pieces has gone missing.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14You must've bent over backwards to get something like that.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Who's the artist?
0:00:16 > 0:00:19This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22I stole that sculpture from a certain somebody's studio.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Mum died three years ago.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26She had a double mastectomy, but never really recovered.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Don't let other people get in the way of what you really want.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31My husband isn't other people, OK?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33My husband is my life!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Your husband tried to kiss me on your birthday.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Did he?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Have you seen my sister?!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53I mean, we're all being very grown-up about this, but...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Let me know if you feel any discomfort.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Oh, no, it's lovely, thank you.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Your father informed me of your family history.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah, evil boobs everywhere.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Arm up, please.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09SHE LAUGHS
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Stop it!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12I'm sorry, I'm just ticklish.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Examined your sister this morning.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Did you? Does she...
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Is she all right? Did she seem all right?- Yes. Why?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Erm, just...can't get hold of her.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27She seemed very busy.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Sure.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Dad books us boob appointments once a year,
0:01:31 > 0:01:33to make sure our tits don't turn on us like Mum's did.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's a bit of a hassle but, at the end of the day,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37it's nice to be touched.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Bet you look forward to seeing Claire.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44A lot more to touch, if you know what I mean.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I'm sorry. It's just...there are worse jobs.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Look, erm...
0:01:52 > 0:01:55..I check for cancerous lumps in mammary glands.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Now, any pleasure I derive from that is entirely dependent upon whether
0:01:59 > 0:02:02or not I am about to save your life.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Of course, Doctor.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You can put your clothes back on.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hey!
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Hey!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- She's here.- I've been waiting out here for nearly 10 minutes.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yeah, you left me on a fucking Silent Hill.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yes, well, I had to. Did you get back OK?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27God, this is so stressful.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Mum's memorial lunch.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I should have worn my other coat.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Visiting Dad is hell for Claire.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33I see it more as a sport.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35It's so inappropriate that she should be here.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Have you spoken to Martin? - No, it's fine. Everything's fine.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Everything's totally fine. - It sounds like it's fine.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Can you please just give me some space?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45You're standing so close to me!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Ready?- No.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49RINGS DOORBELL
0:02:49 > 0:02:51THEY SIGH
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Don't tell Dad about Finland. And don't provoke her.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Let's just get out of this alive, OK?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Girls.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Got to hand it to her. Hi.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Oh, you shouldn't have.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, they're actually for Dad.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Oh, are they freesias?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Yeah, they were sort of a favourite of...- Oh...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Gosh, how special.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15How lovely. Aren't they stunning?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Aw, let's just leave them...
0:03:21 > 0:03:22..there.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Lovely.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Come in.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31DISTANT CHAINSAW BUZZES
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Who's Dad sawing in half?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Oh, just the tree.- Sorry?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39The tree in the back garden.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Why are you taking the tree down?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh, Felicity tried to use it to get out.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44She's very expensive.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45CAT MEOWS
0:03:45 > 0:03:47This is nice.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Thank you.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh, this is beautiful!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I hope you don't mind my being here, but my Pilates fell through, so...
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- Oh, of course.- No, it's lovely.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57It's a sad day.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59A sad, sad day.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'll get the champagne.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03CHAINSAW BUZZING CONTINUES
0:04:03 > 0:04:06TOTAL SILENCE
0:04:11 > 0:04:13(This is my favourite bit.)
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I wonder who's going to...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21That's a lovely cushion.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Thanks. It's an original.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Gosh.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30I love your hat.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It's a hair scarf.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Looks like a hat.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Well, it's a hair scarf.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39OK.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Is Martin coming?- Oh, no.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45He's away.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I'm very excited to meet your new chap.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Is he...
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Oh, no, he's a different one.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ooh.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56You do turn over fast!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Dad will come in with some weird canapes in a second.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Girls!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Hello.- Hi.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Hi.- Hello...yeah.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Sorry about all that noise.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- You got a drink?- Oh...
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Oh, sorry.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19I forgot your glass.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25You're both looking very healthy, very...
0:05:25 > 0:05:28very good and healthy and...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Did you talk to Dr Samuels about your...?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- BOTH:- Yes.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38And they're happy, getting along...
0:05:40 > 0:05:41..all right?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Yeah.- Yeah, yeah. Great.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Good. Excellent.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46You are my...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51..daughters.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52HE COUGHS
0:05:54 > 0:05:55- Yep.- Yes, mmm-hmm.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Yeah, we are.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Sit down.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Erm...
0:06:00 > 0:06:04I think I should say a few words about your mother.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Ignore me. (Ignore me, ignore me.)
0:06:06 > 0:06:08This day is not an easy one.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09CHAMPAGNE POPS
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Ooh!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Cheers.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15To Mum.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16To Mum.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18To Margaret.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Dearest Margaret.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Just the most generous woman.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Yeah, well, she certainly was... - Yeah, she was great.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- HE LAUGHS - It was...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32It was the voice she used...
0:06:32 > 0:06:33for the pigeons.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36She always made them sound so rude, you know?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38But very, very funny.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42She used to take the girls around the park and point at the...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44The squirrel voices were the best.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Run...!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Run! Fucking run! - Run-run-run-run-run!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Run-run-run-run!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Yes, yes, my ex had a similar thing -
0:06:52 > 0:06:54voices and fun.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Really, really funny man.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Really funny.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Can I help you with the food?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yes, yes, I should...
0:07:03 > 0:07:04And take that off.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20So, are you going to Finland?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You're going to have to talk to me eventually.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Plaits.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Either she's got her period or some serious shit's gone down.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39She always does something slightly different around her period.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41She gets really bad PMT.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Mum used to call it her monthly confidence crisis.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45But it's PMT.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48The only way she can get through it is to reinvent herself
0:07:48 > 0:07:49in some small way.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58What?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00(I'm doing a wee on this cushion.)
0:08:00 > 0:08:01What?!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I sort of wish you were.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14What are you doing?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Just put it back where you got it from, OK?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- No!- Just do it.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I don't want it in my house.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21(I'm doing you a massive favour.)
0:08:21 > 0:08:23(She could really go to town on you for this.)
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Come on, what's she going to do? Draw me?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Go.- No.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30(OK, OK, OK, OK, OK...)
0:08:30 > 0:08:31(Jesus!)
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Why are we sneaking?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- We're not allowed upstairs. - Of course we are.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55God...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I keep forgetting that she's actually talented.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58I know, it's infuriating.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Go on, then.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Where's her head?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06She's got your boobs - she doesn't need one.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07OK...
0:09:12 > 0:09:14OK. Hey...
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Is everything OK?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17With Martin?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21You've invited someone today?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Yeah. Yeah, he's horrifically hot -
0:09:23 > 0:09:25you're going to puke when you see him.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Are you on your period?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Why would you ask that?- The plaits.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- No reason.- Say it.- The plaits.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Hey...
0:09:33 > 0:09:36(Do you think she's ever painted Dad naked?)
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I think you should take your nose out of other people's marriages.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Ooh! Sneaking a preview, are we?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Sorry, I spilled my champagne and...
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I got distracted on my way to the bathroom.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Me too.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55It's really beautiful work.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Thank you.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Let me show you to the loo.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Oh, that's all right.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I grew up in this house.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02It's all changed now, though.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Your father's in the kitchen.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Oh, great.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10I'll go and torment him.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18He hates being alone in a room with me.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Watch this.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22- Hi, Dad.- Oh!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Uh...oh...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Ah...erm...
0:10:27 > 0:10:28I just need some...
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Just need...- What do you need? - I need some...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33salt.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34There it is.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Oh.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Here it is, yeah.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39So, erm...
0:10:40 > 0:10:42..how are you, darling?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Have you got enough...
0:10:46 > 0:10:47clothes?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I can never have enough clothes.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51And how is the cafe?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Erm... Well, the lease is up in a couple of days, and...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I don't think I can really afford to...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I think I'm just going to have to...accept that it's...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'm sorry about that, darling.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03But, of course, we're just a little bit tight on the purse strings, too.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Oh, no, I wasn't asking you for any...
0:11:04 > 0:11:07We've just been keeping it quiet. We haven't been able to...
0:11:07 > 0:11:09to buy anything or do anything, and...
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Ooh...
0:11:13 > 0:11:14What's that?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, that? That's just a...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18tiny little house we're...
0:11:18 > 0:11:19we're buying in, erm...
0:11:20 > 0:11:21..in France.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Lovely.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Yeah. I...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I just wanted to talk to you...
0:11:28 > 0:11:31..about this exhibition.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32What exhibition?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Oh, no!- Jesus, Dad! Again?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oh, no, it doesn't... Pick it up, pick it up!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Help me pick these up. Please, please!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42She mustn't see it.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- She mustn't find out.- OK, OK...
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Mmm, five second rule.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48No, I have never bought into that rule.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49It's disgusting.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54THEY LAUGH
0:11:55 > 0:11:57What are you doing?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Oh, just a little family tradition. - Oh.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02What odd fun. What are the rules?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Oh! Thank God. That'll be your man.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I mean, I didn't want to show off, but...
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Gosh...
0:12:16 > 0:12:17You really are...
0:12:19 > 0:12:21So, how did you two meet?
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Fucked me up the arse.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I used to manage a bar, and I...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27just found her crying,
0:12:27 > 0:12:28in the toilet one night.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32How about you two? How did you two meet?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Through our mother, actually.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38How's work, Claire?
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Oh. Fine.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Nothing new.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44She used to be our godmother.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Still am.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47But then their parents split up...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Mum died.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51And we just became even closer friends.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Actually, you know - and I can say this because I'm an artist -
0:12:54 > 0:12:57but you really are very good-looking.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Thank you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Very.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Thank you.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Very.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Thank you.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07I mean, almost...
0:13:09 > 0:13:10..too good-looking.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and do that old human thing.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25How's the exhibition going?
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Ah, yes, yes, erm...
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I wanted to talk to you about that.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Talking about me?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- THEY LAUGH - Very favourably.- All good things... All good things, I swear.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Oh, and again...
0:13:36 > 0:13:37THEY LAUGH
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Have you found a venue? - What exhibition?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Thank you so much for asking.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45- We have, actually...- Erm...
0:13:45 > 0:13:49There are some elements of the work that I, you know,
0:13:49 > 0:13:50I wanted to talk to you about.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52It's a "sexhibition."
0:13:52 > 0:13:54But, don't panic, it's nothing scary.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57It's simply a journey through my physical and sexual life,
0:13:57 > 0:13:59climaxing in a few pieces
0:13:59 > 0:14:01inspired by and moulded on your father.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03And there are photos.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08I've taken a photo of my naked body every year for the past 30 years.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Why?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Well, I think it's important for women of all ages to see how
0:14:11 > 0:14:13my body has changed over the years.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I think they have to have a healthy perspective
0:14:16 > 0:14:18on my body.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Don't they?- Oh, erm, absolutely.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I mean, I don't need to tell you,
0:14:22 > 0:14:25but your father is a deeply sexual man.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28No, you don't.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Just did.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Knew it.- I'm just very lucky.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I will be touched
0:14:33 > 0:14:35until the day I die.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37And so will you, Claire.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I mean, it's really all that humans want -
0:14:40 > 0:14:41is to be loved...
0:14:42 > 0:14:43..and to be touched.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49CAT MEOWS
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Erm...
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Tell Dad about your promotion, Claire.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02There's nothing to tell.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03What promotion?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Finland.- Oh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:06- Odd place.- Any news?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07No.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- She got it.- Oh...!
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Fuck's sake!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Congratulations, Claire.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Thank you.- Clever girl!
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Can we not?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16This is so exciting...
0:15:16 > 0:15:17She's turning it down.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20- Why?- Why?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Why, why not? Why, Claire?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Claire, are you pregnant?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Why aren't you getting on a plane to your gold rich future?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- This is everything you've worked for...- Why...?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Because you CAN'T just fuck off on aeroplanes, and leave your weird
0:15:30 > 0:15:34stepson and broken sister to fend for themselves, OK?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Excuse me.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05She's your sister, it's your job to annoy her...
0:16:05 > 0:16:07No, no, and just so annoyed with myself!
0:16:07 > 0:16:08I wish I could just...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11meet myself and just...
0:16:11 > 0:16:12have a go at myself!
0:16:20 > 0:16:21DOOR CLOSES
0:16:24 > 0:16:25DOOR OPENS
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Do your worst.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Come on, bitch!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40You don't take yourself seriously.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Ooh...pussy.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44You need to reach out to your family.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You need to stop provoking your sister - just grow up.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49You do not take yourself seriously as a businesswoman,
0:16:49 > 0:16:53you need to pay your fucking bills, you need to be nicer to Hillary and you need to get a new hat!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Is that better?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Yeah, it's better.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR
0:17:34 > 0:17:35OK...
0:17:35 > 0:17:36CAT MEOWS
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Off you go.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43The art work in this house is...
0:17:43 > 0:17:45stunning.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Who is it?
0:17:47 > 0:17:51If I tell you, will you promise to come to my sexhibition?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53It's not your work...
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Will you come?
0:17:54 > 0:17:55It would be an honour.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00How's your little restaurant?
0:18:00 > 0:18:01It's a cafe.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Oh, don't do it a disservice.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I'm not. It's a cafe.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Oh, sorry.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10It's fine.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11It's fine.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Your father tells me you're struggling.- Well...
0:18:16 > 0:18:17I think we all are.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Oh, well, yes.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20But, I mean, now there's only one of you...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23God, I can't imagine what you've been through.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I'm sorry, have I missed something?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Well...her dear little friend died,
0:18:28 > 0:18:30and left her to run the cafe on her own.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32(Jesus.)
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh, God, that is truly awful. How did she die?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Oh, she killed herself. - It was an accident.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Well...
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Maybe it's time to let the little restaurant go.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Give it up.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Sell it - have a little holiday.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49We did this.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Mmm-hmm.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54And, whatever happens, we never let it go, OK?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Excuse me.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Have you seen Felicity?
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh, no, sorry.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Gosh, all sorts of things go missing in this house, don't they?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Big house.- Yes, lovely house.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Oh, the sculpture turned up.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27- Did it?- Yes.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Must have just toppled off the side.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Well, if you rid a woman of her head and limbs,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33you can't expect her to do anything other than...
0:19:33 > 0:19:35roll around.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37THEY LAUGH
0:19:41 > 0:19:42What?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh...
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Your father and I often say, when you've had a few drinks,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48you're so like your mother.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh, whoops.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Look at these.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06So, the party's moved to the hallway. Always a good sign.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Does anyone mind if I leave? I've got a dicky tummy.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10So swift...
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Thanks.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I'm not going to kiss you because I'm probably very ill.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16You too. Come on.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Goodbye then, my...
0:20:19 > 0:20:20..my daughters.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Goodbye.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32What a lovely occasion.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Yeah. See you at the sexhibition.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37No, there's absolutely no need to...
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Yes, lovely.- No, no - I'll definitely be there.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41I will definitely be there.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Hold up!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- You trying to keep me overnight? - SHE LAUGHS
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Very good-looking.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I might never see you again, but you're very good-looking.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Yes, yes...very good-looking.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Thanks, I owe you.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07No, I owe you.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09It's been really nice to spend the day with a normal family.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I actually feel quite emotional.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Will you stay with me tonight?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Sure.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I'm going to go warm up the bike.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Lovely to meet you, Claire.- You too.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Erm...what's his...?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Fucked me up the arse.- Oh. - Yep. It's...- Mm-hmm.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30I totally see that now.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38I'm sorry I was...
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Listen to me.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I'm going to leave Martin.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I'm going to give you the money for the cafe,
0:21:47 > 0:21:49and I'm going to go to fucking Finland.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52OK.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Oh, and, erm...
0:22:02 > 0:22:04That is the coolest thing you've ever done.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05I know.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Thanks, Claire.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Shall we...?
0:22:15 > 0:22:16We can try.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- I'll see you at the sexhibition. - Yeah.
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