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:00:30. > :00:32.Hello and and welcome to Frank Skinner's Opinionated tonight from

:00:32. > :00:35.Salford. Oh, so it has been a strange week. Theresa May, the Home

:00:35. > :00:38.Secretary, had a stressful week, but still found time for a bikini

:00:38. > :00:48.wax! So she she hasn't completely lost

:00:48. > :00:56.

:00:56. > :00:58.interest in border control. LAUGHTER

:00:58. > :01:00.The border official said that passports where were looked at,

:01:00. > :01:02.yeah apparently their officers were saying things like, "Excuse me sir,

:01:03. > :01:04.this should be a double R in terrorist.". Frankie has left The X

:01:04. > :01:07.Factor. He said he had broken the show's

:01:07. > :01:10.golden rule also known as the must be able to sing rule!

:01:10. > :01:16.The Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi has agreed to stand down.

:01:16. > :01:19.Here he is praying for guidance. LAUGHTER

:01:19. > :01:29.He looks like he is praying. That's only because we had to cut the

:01:29. > :01:32.

:01:32. > :01:35.prostitute out of the picture. LAUGHTER

:01:35. > :01:37.And this week saw the funeral of the great Sir Jimmy Savile. How

:01:37. > :01:40.marvellous. I went to a football match on the day that Jimmy Savile

:01:40. > :01:43.died. It was really, everyone was talking about it, it was really

:01:43. > :01:52.moving, the footballers gathered around the centre circle and the

:01:52. > :01:56.crowd stood up and the referee blew his whistle and we had a minute's -

:01:57. > :01:59.I loved it. Dr Conrad Murray was found guilty of the involuntary

:01:59. > :02:04.manslaughter of Michael Jackson. Lots of strange details came out

:02:04. > :02:09.during the trial. Apparently Michael Jackson had a weird fungus

:02:09. > :02:19.which grew underneath his toenails. Did you read that? So when he moon

:02:19. > :02:32.

:02:32. > :02:33.walked, he wasn't dancing, he was just wiping.

:02:33. > :02:36.LAUGHTER Also, we didn't want to get up in

:02:36. > :02:39.the night Michael Jackson, so he used to sleep in a catheter and he

:02:39. > :02:42.had a large glass container full ofure Rhine on the bed side table

:02:42. > :02:44.and he would use it as a night light. The National Gallery in

:02:44. > :02:50.London has a massive exhibition open this week which is the

:02:50. > :02:55.paintings of da Vinci and the painting everyone is raving about

:02:55. > :03:05.is Salvador Mandy, Bob Geldof doesn't like it. That's fair enough,

:03:05. > :03:06.

:03:06. > :03:10.you were quick on that. James Moors spent �100,000 on the artist which

:03:10. > :03:20.disintegrated in storage. It was a sculpture of a fat man with a scrar

:03:20. > :03:21.

:03:21. > :03:24.of and a carrot for a nose. LAUGHTER

:03:24. > :03:32.I spent, how much was it, I spent about �10,000 in week on a piece of

:03:32. > :03:38.art. Yeah. Mind you, it was the Pathon.

:03:38. > :03:43.Many of you will have read I still call her Kate Middleton, but the

:03:43. > :03:48.Duchess of Cambridge refused to eat peanut butter. She refused it

:03:48. > :03:52.because she is pregnant. I think she refused it because it is food.

:03:52. > :03:58.She is actually quite thin, I think it is fair to say. This is what

:03:58. > :04:02.Kate Middleton eats in a day. For breakfast, she has a satsuma

:04:02. > :04:07.segment. LAUGHTER

:04:07. > :04:17.One of the smaller ones apparently. For lunch, she has steamed, sorry

:04:17. > :04:18.

:04:18. > :04:20.for lunch she has steam! LAUGHTER

:04:20. > :04:30.For dinner she has quite a substantial meal described to her

:04:30. > :04:31.

:04:31. > :04:33.by a serve servant. LAUGHTER

:04:33. > :04:36.They are not going to have a baby until after the Queen's jubilee

:04:36. > :04:38.celebrations next year and they are going to hold back until that

:04:38. > :04:40.because they they don't want to steal the limelight. I have marked

:04:40. > :04:42.the Queen's jubilee on my my calendar. That's the beauty of

:04:42. > :04:44.pencil, isn't it? LAUGHTER

:04:44. > :04:50.And Prince Harry, did you read about this? He is stationed in a

:04:50. > :04:55.tiny little town, a sort of hit town in Arizona and the mayor

:04:55. > :04:59.apparently is a bit worried about Prince Harry arriving and he said

:04:59. > :05:04.he heard of Harry's reputation and he said, "Some of the dads won't

:05:04. > :05:14.take too kindly to a prince fornicating the night away with

:05:14. > :05:14.

:05:14. > :05:16.their daughters." That's their job!

:05:16. > :05:18.LAUGHTER I thought of doing an I an

:05:18. > :05:25.impression. I don't do impressions. I have been impressed by people who

:05:25. > :05:35.do. Here is a little impression I thought I would do. Here we go.

:05:35. > :05:37.

:05:37. > :05:47.OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. It is called Tuesday afternoon at passport

:05:47. > :05:48.

:05:48. > :05:48.control. LAUGHTER

:05:48. > :05:48.APPLAUSE Anyway,

:05:48. > :05:48.Anyway, let's

:05:48. > :05:49.Anyway, let's get

:05:49. > :05:52.Anyway, let's get started.

:05:52. > :05:58.Anyway, let's get started. Please welcome my guests, Katy Brand and

:05:58. > :06:03.Dave Gorman. APPLAUSE

:06:03. > :06:05.Welcome. Thanks. What do you think of the desk?

:06:05. > :06:09.was about to mention the desk actually. It is nice.

:06:09. > :06:14.You have both done the show before and this time I thought I need a

:06:14. > :06:21.desk. I was watching the football last weekend and at Old Trafford

:06:21. > :06:25.which is a nearby football ground. So Alex Ferguson was celebrating

:06:25. > :06:28.the fact that he had been Manchester United manager for 25

:06:28. > :06:33.years and they named one of the stands after him. I thought I would

:06:33. > :06:40.have a desk named after a famous person. Right.

:06:40. > :06:47.I looked at the anniversaries that happened tonight and the only one I

:06:47. > :06:51.could find is the British actor Claude Reins, he was born 122 years

:06:51. > :06:55.ago. Was he in Gee-Gee or something like

:06:55. > :06:58.that. He was in the Invisible Man. We

:06:58. > :07:03.have got a picture of him actually. LAUGHTER

:07:04. > :07:11.Oh, he was good. I thought we would have...

:07:11. > :07:18.that's the Claude Reins desk. I love the fact that it is a comedy

:07:18. > :07:28.show and I have done a Claude Reins joke. I'm going to open it now

:07:28. > :07:28.

:07:28. > :07:31.officially. APPLAUSE

:07:31. > :07:34.Does anyone in the audience have something from the news they would

:07:34. > :07:40.like to discuss? This lady at the front. She has a bit of the Karen

:07:40. > :07:44.carpenter about her. I mean not as jauny. Yes -- scrawny.

:07:44. > :07:52.I would like to ask, do you think The X Factor...

:07:52. > :08:00.PROBLEM WITH SOUND LAUGHTER

:08:00. > :08:05.Simon Cowell is more powerful than I thought!

:08:05. > :08:10.That's a terrible lisp you have got by the way!

:08:10. > :08:20.Let's try it again. Do I think The X Factor? Do you think this year

:08:20. > :08:26.

:08:26. > :08:29.The X Factor had its day? LAUGHTER

:08:29. > :08:31.It is like, "Get out.". Is that because you're excited because you

:08:31. > :08:41.think Johnny is coming back? I love Johnny, he is brilliantly talented.

:08:41. > :08:44.

:08:44. > :08:46.According to Twitter, he looks like me with AIDS.

:08:46. > :08:51.LAUGHTER Thank you very much. "I can see

:08:51. > :08:55.that." I don't know whether that is an insult to him, to me. It

:08:55. > :09:02.certainly shows a certain lack of sensitivity generally. Let's

:09:02. > :09:06.commence. Michael Jackson... Yeah. Is that good news that we know who

:09:06. > :09:12.did it? I was really, really obsessed with Michael Jackson when

:09:12. > :09:18.I was younger, when I was about 11 or 12. I would write him 20 page

:09:18. > :09:25.letters, yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I was properly obsessed. I am quite

:09:25. > :09:27.pleased that it is now official that he didn't kill himself.

:09:27. > :09:34.LAUGHTER Did he ever reply to the letters?

:09:34. > :09:39.Well then he deserved to die. There is something about the way

:09:39. > :09:45.that Michael Jackson's life panned out. Nothing about it was real. We

:09:45. > :09:50.want him to live an extreme life and the fact that his death became

:09:50. > :09:54.a big TV court case. I wrote a joke when Michael Jackson was a

:09:54. > :09:59.defendant in a trial at the time and part of his defence was that he

:09:59. > :10:03.was being blackmailed. I wrote a joke, I don't know what you think

:10:03. > :10:09.about Michael Jackson and these blackmail allegations but I think

:10:09. > :10:13.he used to be. I use it had for 15 years because it never became

:10:13. > :10:18.untopical, it was always relevant. That's the brilliant thing about it.

:10:18. > :10:22.It is a new topical show now, a new series, we are talking about

:10:22. > :10:27.Michael Jackson, he keeps coming back. I'm expecting a resurrection

:10:27. > :10:32.at any point. This stuff, propofol, it is like hitting you with a polo

:10:32. > :10:38.mallet across the back of the head. It is hospital strength anaesthetic.

:10:38. > :10:48.He bought four gallons. It the not just... He bought four gallons.

:10:48. > :10:51.

:10:51. > :10:56.is not having a couple of nightol. You wake-up, I don't like November.

:10:56. > :11:02.Does anyone have any views on the Michael Jackson trial? How much of

:11:02. > :11:06.the four gallons did they go through? What, are you looking for

:11:06. > :11:10.second-hand propofol? We have a clip. This is my favourite clip of

:11:10. > :11:13.the trial. I feel sorry for Conrad Murray. He has been found guilty,

:11:13. > :11:17.right and they are talking about when they are going to get together

:11:18. > :11:21.for the sentencing and this is them working it out.

:11:21. > :11:31.If you have a date that you're suggesting, let me know so that I

:11:31. > :11:36.can turn to the people. On November 22nd, 21st, that whole week is not

:11:36. > :11:41.dark, is it? We are open on the 21st and the 22nd. We are not in

:11:41. > :11:45.session the the remainder of the week. What about the 22nd? Is that

:11:45. > :11:50.something you can do? I can. The problem I have is that I'm

:11:50. > :11:57.starting a major case on the 29th. It means that I have to go to the

:11:57. > :12:03.30th I will do that if we can start on the 29th. You said you're

:12:03. > :12:13.starting on the 29th a case. I was. I can do probation and sentencing

:12:13. > :12:14.

:12:14. > :12:21.on this case on the 29th. If you want me to? Yes. That will fit

:12:21. > :12:31.everyone's schedule. Let me just ask, is Tuesday, 2th November

:12:31. > :12:35.

:12:35. > :12:38.acceptable? LAUGHTER

:12:38. > :12:40.Is Conrad not thinking, "I have been found guilty and you are

:12:40. > :12:42.looking at your diaries.". It is like my family trying to find out

:12:42. > :12:44.what is happening at Christmas. I can't make it.

:12:45. > :12:47.There has been a lot of moving speeches about Michael Jackson

:12:47. > :12:51.since his death, and since the trial and all of that, people

:12:52. > :12:59.saying how much he meant to them and stuff like that. My favourite

:12:59. > :13:09.one is David Guest's moving tribute. He was my best childhood friend. I

:13:09. > :13:09.

:13:09. > :13:10.remember his laugh. His laugh when he used to go.

:13:10. > :13:16.LAUGHTER I think he might be confusing

:13:16. > :13:20.Michael Jackson with Flipper! I interviewed La Toya Jackson and

:13:20. > :13:26.she, I think, the ending to the interview is probably the proudest

:13:26. > :13:30.I am of any ending to an interview with anyone. I hope it is innocent

:13:31. > :13:35.because I hate to see a celebrity who was a big star brought down by

:13:35. > :13:40.something like that. Obviously if he is guilty, let him burn, but I'm

:13:40. > :13:49.hoping he isn't. OK, La Toya, it has been great talking to you.

:13:49. > :13:56.Thank you. APPLAUSE

:13:56. > :13:59.Oh no. I do think Michael Parkinson ever

:13:59. > :14:08.ended an interview by suggesting that someone should burn.

:14:08. > :14:11.I did a show with Jermaine Jackson and they are unfailingingly poll

:14:11. > :14:17.plight. I -- polite.

:14:17. > :14:22.I met Jermaine the other week and he smell lovely. I said to him, "It

:14:22. > :14:26.is great to meet you. You smell really lovely." I said, "Where do

:14:26. > :14:29.you get that?" He said, "From the Middle East.". Well, it is

:14:29. > :14:36.interesting you say that because when I did a show with him, he

:14:36. > :14:41.asked me if I would go out out to Dubai and be the Jackson Five's

:14:41. > :14:47.comedy consultant. What? You can imagine...

:14:47. > :14:51.Jackson Five. You have been offered a job as the

:14:51. > :15:01.comedy consultant to the Jackson Five. What happened there? He never

:15:01. > :15:01.

:15:01. > :15:08.called me. I gave him my my number. I think he is full of shit Jermaine

:15:08. > :15:16.Jackson. He said he and his brothers were in Dubai. When was

:15:16. > :15:19.this? Oh two or three years ago. He was still alive? Just about.

:15:20. > :15:25.One of the things that's been spoken about in recent years here

:15:25. > :15:29.is doing what they are doing in America and having some court cases

:15:29. > :15:37.on telly. It has never happened here. We have a guest tonight in

:15:37. > :15:40.the audience, Priscilla Coleman, now Priscilla, hi ya. If we did

:15:40. > :15:45.start televising court cases in the UK, that would be bad news for you,

:15:45. > :15:52.wouldn't it? It would be bad news for me and my work. I do court

:15:52. > :15:58.sketches for a living. What a fantastic job. We have got some of

:15:58. > :16:07.your work. You must have all seen these court sketches on the news.

:16:07. > :16:10.What is, I recognise the the man in the dock? This is Chris Tarrant and

:16:10. > :16:15.the millionaire court case and the coughing.

:16:15. > :16:21.The coughing major. I hoped it was some terrible court

:16:21. > :16:26.case about Chris Tarrant that I hadn't heard about it. I can

:16:26. > :16:32.imagine the the judge saying, "The maximum is 20 years, but we don't

:16:32. > :16:38.want to give you that.". You don't draw in court, do you? No. We have

:16:38. > :16:42.to go outside and I'm, I do these from memory. So I just memorise

:16:42. > :16:46.people's faces, the main people I know, I have to concentrate on and

:16:46. > :16:53.I go out and do the drawings. How long does it take you to do

:16:53. > :16:58.one? I have started one while you were talking. So I have you all in

:16:58. > :17:04.it so far and your special desk. Thanks a lot, we will speak to you

:17:04. > :17:09.a little later. Wouldn't you love to watch live

:17:09. > :17:13.court action on TV? The lady with the cardigan.

:17:13. > :17:17.I think the problem would be if someone came to be innocent and

:17:17. > :17:19.that's just been shown to everyone on TV, you might remember their

:17:19. > :17:25.face and not that they were innocent.

:17:25. > :17:33.Or the fact that they were out? they had been accused of something,

:17:33. > :17:35.but if you didn't catch the episode where they were proved to be...

:17:35. > :17:38.LAUGHTER You were using the grammar of being

:17:38. > :17:45.innocent. It is what is wrong with this idea.

:17:45. > :17:49.You would be five years away from, "And our next housemate is juror

:17:49. > :17:54.seven.". I would love that. I know you would love it, that doesn't

:17:54. > :17:57.make it right. You are confusing with I would like it with it is

:17:57. > :18:03.right. Is this what happened in the first

:18:03. > :18:12.Michael Jackson trial? LAUGHTER

:18:12. > :18:15.Seven seconds. I'm happy with that. LAUGHTER

:18:15. > :18:19.What about on the back of this, what about Frankie. This is the guy

:18:19. > :18:29.from X Factor who adopted the rock'n'roll lifestyle except for

:18:29. > :18:31.the rock'n'roll. LAUGHTER

:18:31. > :18:34.I like it when someone on one of Simon Cowell's lack of talent

:18:34. > :18:36.contests shows a bit of spunk. A bit of punk spirit. You know, it

:18:36. > :18:40.bucks the trend a bit and sticks two fingers up.

:18:40. > :18:46.It is going to be terrible for Frankie because he has been the

:18:46. > :18:56.centre of attention and suddenly he will get about as much notice as a

:18:56. > :18:57.

:18:57. > :18:59.passport at Gatwick! APPLAUSE

:19:00. > :19:02.Does anyone have any other other news storesies -- stories they

:19:02. > :19:05.would like to talk about? What about the man at the front?

:19:05. > :19:10.wonder what your views, I have seen on the news the way Jimmy Savile

:19:10. > :19:13.dying, I think he had an extravagant sent off, I wondered

:19:13. > :19:17.what your three views were. Good one.

:19:17. > :19:22.I love the idea of someone just lying in state and it is just

:19:22. > :19:25.because he wanted to. Nobody else lies in state. Why do they do? The

:19:25. > :19:31.fact that people were travelling, there was a guy from London who

:19:31. > :19:40.travelled up in a tracksuit and a headband.

:19:40. > :19:46.Did anyone here ever write to Jim' ale Fix It? What did you ask for?

:19:46. > :19:52.wrote to Jimmy Savile and have got a big collection of wrestling mem

:19:52. > :19:56.ra bill la. I didn't know his address and I put

:19:56. > :19:59.Jimmy Savile a big flat in Leeds and it came back the next day

:19:59. > :20:09.signed. The next day? The next day. We had

:20:09. > :20:11.

:20:11. > :20:13.a postal service then! LAUGHTER

:20:13. > :20:18.That had everything, it had wrestling, it had Jimmy Savile,

:20:18. > :20:20.politics. LAUGHTER

:20:20. > :20:28.Maybe your dad just faked his signatures and brought it back to

:20:28. > :20:29.you. I'm just offering it up as a solution. Look at his face.

:20:29. > :20:34.I would like to talk about him. His whole life was about charity. He

:20:34. > :20:40.was like one of the first big celebrity charity people. What

:20:40. > :20:48.would you guess was the top three things that people give to? Animals,

:20:48. > :20:52.you would think. Animals I have to say is down in fifth. It is at 14%.

:20:52. > :20:55.Not as high as you think. I thought animals because if I see a homeless

:20:55. > :20:59.person on their own, forget it. If they have got a dog, I will give

:20:59. > :21:05.them some money, you know what I mean? I think, "They have got a bit

:21:05. > :21:10.of dog, buy a bit more string." What else would you guess? Children.

:21:10. > :21:19.Children is number two. He that's going to be a big one. Cancer.

:21:19. > :21:25.I have never done a show before where people shouted cancer. Yeah,

:21:25. > :21:30.that medical research is the top one, that's what most people give

:21:30. > :21:34.to. Overseas is third. It didn't go down very well.

:21:34. > :21:40.LAUGHTER What do you think the elderly get?

:21:40. > :21:45.7%. And they are probably giving most of the others. Most of the cat

:21:45. > :21:48.stuff. LAUGHTER

:21:48. > :21:52.Most people in the audience that do stuff for charity, anyone?

:21:52. > :21:55.That that bloke. Can I ask what charity you do it for?

:21:55. > :21:59.charities that you can see what is happening. We did it to Dogs Trust

:21:59. > :22:05.and military. Dogs Trust did you say? Dogs Trust.

:22:05. > :22:11.What's your name? Mark. How do you decide on that? I gave

:22:11. > :22:16.money to something called the Spectacle Bear to save the

:22:16. > :22:20.spectacle bear? Is that because Stephen Fry had your hand twisted

:22:20. > :22:24.behind your back? No, that was another night. I didn't have to

:22:24. > :22:34.give money then. He gave you money.

:22:34. > :22:35.

:22:35. > :22:38.He gave me me 80 quid and a jacket. LAUGHTER

:22:38. > :22:40.No, but I just saw a picture of this bear and it looked like it had

:22:40. > :22:42.sunglasses on and I thought I would pay for that.

:22:42. > :22:45.LAUGHTER I'm thinking, are you a dog, do you

:22:45. > :22:50.have dogs? We have two rescue dogs. You have two rescue dogs with the

:22:50. > :22:55.little bottle of brandy on the neck?

:22:55. > :23:02.Let's say I'm going to give give 100 quid tonight to charity, right?

:23:02. > :23:08.I'm going to give either to donkeys or cats, right? How many people

:23:08. > :23:14.here would say I should give to donkeys?

:23:14. > :23:19.How many to cats? Let's see if I can convert the cat

:23:19. > :23:22.people? Let's see if I can get you over to the donkey. I would like it

:23:22. > :23:32.to be unanimous. We have a picture of a donkey.

:23:32. > :23:33.

:23:33. > :23:40.Is it just shagged Pudsey Bear? There is actually a cigarette in

:23:40. > :23:43.the other hoof. That's the incident where Pudsey got blinded.

:23:43. > :23:47.LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

:23:48. > :23:57.We have got a picture of a cat. LAUGHTER

:23:58. > :23:59.

:23:59. > :24:04.Do you really want to give money to that slimy alien? It is still pussy

:24:04. > :24:14.and ass with you. Donkeys, they visit the sick, don't

:24:14. > :24:18.

:24:18. > :24:20.they? They are hospital visitors. We have got a picture.

:24:20. > :24:22.LAUGHTER And also if the television breaks

:24:22. > :24:26.down in an old people's home, the donkeys will step in as a

:24:26. > :24:28.replacement. LAUGHTER

:24:28. > :24:30.My money is with the donkeys and that's fine.

:24:30. > :24:37.Ann Widdecombe supports a lot of donkey charities.

:24:37. > :24:42.OK, maybe the cats then. Do the donkeys sporranan Widdecombe,

:24:42. > :24:46.that's what I -- sporranan Widdecombe, that's what I want to

:24:46. > :24:50.know. There has been a lot of stuff in the papers this week about

:24:50. > :24:53.border control. Apparently all sorts of people have been wandering

:24:53. > :24:55.in. It was brought in to reduce queuing, people moaned about the

:24:55. > :25:01.queuing. There is nothing more British than

:25:01. > :25:06.queuing. It is funny you you should say that

:25:06. > :25:10.because on the British citizenship test, queuing is one of the things

:25:10. > :25:13.that would be migrants are asked about. It is regarded. Phil Woolas

:25:13. > :25:19.who used to be the Immigration Minister under Labour. This is a

:25:19. > :25:24.quote from him. He says, "The simple act of taking one's turn is

:25:24. > :25:28.one of the things that holds our country together. It is very

:25:28. > :25:33.important that newcomers take their place in queues whether it is for a

:25:33. > :25:38.bus or for a cup of tea." Do you agree with that?

:25:38. > :25:43.I'll tell you what is great when you are at the bar and you get that

:25:43. > :25:47.moment when someone says, "Yes, mate." And you go, "Actually, I

:25:48. > :25:52.think they are first. "you feel feel brilliant.

:25:52. > :25:56.Sometimes you're doing that to feel good because you know actually you

:25:56. > :25:59.were fifth and now you're second. That's true.

:25:59. > :26:02.You just bumped yourself up the queue and felt really good about

:26:02. > :26:06.yourself. I have done it when I have been

:26:06. > :26:10.next and it has been my turn. She was pretty, wasn't she? She was

:26:10. > :26:17.great. What I would really like to develop

:26:17. > :26:22.is a way of not so much stopping people coming in as getting rid of

:26:22. > :26:25.unpleasant people from Britain. Is there no way that we can just,

:26:25. > :26:29.imagine what the country would be like if it was just nice people who

:26:29. > :26:35.we kept in? Obviously there would be less people here tonight, but I

:26:35. > :26:40.would be all right with that! I had this idea, you know, they used to

:26:40. > :26:45.use devil's island, they used to put prisoners on an island and

:26:45. > :26:51.leave them there, maybe we could do that. If you commit a crime and you

:26:51. > :26:57.get convicted, if you commit a second crime, you have to go and

:26:57. > :26:59.live on an island with the others? We have that, and it is called

:26:59. > :27:04.Australia. It works.

:27:04. > :27:10.You could use the decommissioned warships and put them off shore.

:27:10. > :27:16.I have heard this suggested before. I want to make sure they are

:27:16. > :27:23.definitely decommissioned. I don't want a drive-by shooting

:27:23. > :27:28.when I'm on the beach in Brighton. Yes, I go on the beach in Brighton,

:27:28. > :27:31.don't judge! Do you feel this country is

:27:31. > :27:36.overcrowded? Who feels that? Everything is getting congested,

:27:36. > :27:41.everything. I used to set off for work and it took me half an hour

:27:41. > :27:49.and now it takes me an hour-and-a- half because there is too many cars

:27:49. > :27:53.on the road. And because you moved. LAUGHTER

:27:53. > :28:03.I bet Priscilla is nearing the end of her art? Am I right, Priscilla?

:28:03. > :28:04.

:28:04. > :28:14.That's fabulous. That's very good. APPLAUSE

:28:14. > :28:14.

:28:14. > :28:17.You made me look a bit grey. LAUGHTER

:28:17. > :28:20.I like the fact that the desk in this version comes up to here, you

:28:20. > :28:22.can't take the court out of what you're doing, he is in the dock.

:28:22. > :28:24.You can't help yourself. That's why I've got that grey wig