:00:00. > :00:09.This programme contains very strong language and adult humour.
:00:10. > :00:16.Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Frankie Boyle!
:00:17. > :00:32.APPLAUSE CHEERING
:00:33. > :00:35.Hello and welcome to Wynter. I think it's amazing the difference in
:00:36. > :00:39.Theresa May since she called that election. -- welcome to New World
:00:40. > :00:43.Order. Before that election she looked formidable, now she looks
:00:44. > :00:47.like something you would find in the back of a skip at Jim Henson's
:00:48. > :00:51.workshop. Imagine how badly you have to have messed up if you are a Tory
:00:52. > :00:57.Prime Minister and it's not safe for you to go to Chelsea. LAUGHTER
:00:58. > :01:00.Jeremy Corbyn was down at the Grenville disaster hugging people.
:01:01. > :01:08.Can you imagine what a hug from Theresa May would be like? Like judo
:01:09. > :01:11.class for depressed sex offenders. It's the DUP, the homophobic DUP
:01:12. > :01:15.that have propped up this government. I've never understood
:01:16. > :01:23.the link between homophobia and Christianity. Because who was gayer
:01:24. > :01:30.than Jesus? Jesus is the gayest character in all of fiction. Even if
:01:31. > :01:36.you don't think that, he hung about with lepers! Is it really likely
:01:37. > :01:40.he's going to be squeamish about seeing the two men kissing? What is
:01:41. > :01:44.the DUP argument? Jesus wouldn't have wanted to see a man with
:01:45. > :01:52.another man's clock in his hand unless it had fallen off? What if
:01:53. > :01:59.our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is trying to reattach a leper's clock?
:02:00. > :02:06.What then? Someone should ask the DUP at a press conference. -- cock.
:02:07. > :02:13.What if our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ is reattaching a leper's
:02:14. > :02:19.cock? The public wants answers! OK, let's get on with the show. Joining
:02:20. > :02:20.me to discuss this week's big topics, please welcome Sara Pascoe
:02:21. > :02:34.and Katherine Ryan! APPLAUSE
:02:35. > :02:42.CHEERING Hello. You enjoying having a stable
:02:43. > :02:45.government? I love it, I love the coalition, I'm on board, it means
:02:46. > :02:50.after all this time there really is a magic money tree. Because she
:02:51. > :03:00.found ?1 billion in it. What else is out there? Homophobia. Tonight I be
:03:01. > :03:08.making two propositions for us to discuss first up, hope is dead. This
:03:09. > :03:11.is the idea Britain, even though it has avoided a majority Tory
:03:12. > :03:16.government, is still pretty much doomed. We are still being run by a
:03:17. > :03:20.Tory party so radically awful its agenda was actually diluted by doing
:03:21. > :03:24.a deal with a group of right-wing religious fanatics. And we have a
:03:25. > :03:27.Prime Minister who is just shown she is capable of mishandling a tragedy
:03:28. > :03:34.so badly she made the Queen seemed down to earth. My favourite bits so
:03:35. > :03:38.far was when she went to form a government, she been to the Queen,
:03:39. > :03:44.then she did her speech outside ten Downing St, remember that? She was
:03:45. > :03:46.standing with her wee husband behind her, a gay Danger Mouse, she's
:03:47. > :03:53.standing there looking like she's had make-up done by a colour-blind
:03:54. > :03:57.embalmer. She does the same speech she would have done if she'd won,
:03:58. > :04:02.then at the end went, right, let's get to work. Like a pilot who just
:04:03. > :04:05.crashed is playing right into the tarmac standing there as the
:04:06. > :04:14.survivors crawl free of the wreckage going, hope you enjoyed the flight.
:04:15. > :04:18.APPLAUSE Joining us to discuss this political
:04:19. > :04:35.chaos please welcome the poet Benjamin Zephaniah! APPLAUSE
:04:36. > :04:41.Benjamin, what do you make of it? Strains times, a lot of friends from
:04:42. > :04:44.abroad when me and say, what's happening in Britain? You're killing
:04:45. > :04:48.each other, the government has abandoned you. Interesting times.
:04:49. > :04:54.Great time to write poetry I guess. I haven't written any. But you know,
:04:55. > :05:00.I can feel it coming, I kind of feel pregnant. This week the
:05:01. > :05:04.Conservatives announced it finally reached an agreement with the DUP
:05:05. > :05:09.promising an extra ?1 billion in Northern Ireland. He is the DUP's
:05:10. > :05:13.ball given showing what a forward thinking Zeitgeist party they are
:05:14. > :05:15.when questioned about the Northern Irish assembly. Remarkably John
:05:16. > :05:19.O'Dell and Sinn Fein think they know what Unionists believe and that
:05:20. > :05:23.reminds me of a story in the Bible about him who bought the gallows for
:05:24. > :05:29.Mordechai believing the plot would ultimately lead to their downfall. I
:05:30. > :05:31.think Sinn Fein will recognise the Unionist community know the plot
:05:32. > :05:37.they are trying to conspire against the DUP to weaken Unionism.
:05:38. > :05:47.Some people really liked it. They were like, thank God, the Bible,
:05:48. > :05:55.finally. Some fans of the book. If you followed the DUP at all? Service
:05:56. > :06:00.have you followed? Once upon a time, it's going to sound crazy, I wanted
:06:01. > :06:03.to buy a pair of binoculars. I'm into bird-watching. It was the days
:06:04. > :06:07.before eBay and that kind of stuff. I turned up at the guy's house
:06:08. > :06:13.outside Manchester, he was a supporter of the DUP. He looked to
:06:14. > :06:17.me -- he locked me in his house and was telling me how great they are.
:06:18. > :06:21.You put on this film and there was a demonstration with these DUP people
:06:22. > :06:24.and there was one black person. And he went, see, we are supported by
:06:25. > :06:33.the black community of Northern Ireland. It was scary! Seriously,
:06:34. > :06:35.they got a billion quid out of it, didn't they? Yeah. They think that's
:06:36. > :06:40.really interesting, if that had happened in a developing country in
:06:41. > :06:47.Asia or Africa, it would have been called a bribe. APPLAUSE
:06:48. > :06:51.Jeremy Corbyn spent the weekend at Glastonbury taking to the Pyramid
:06:52. > :06:55.stage, he is the rousing moment he addressed the crowds. If you can see
:06:56. > :07:01.that far, look on the wall right over there, that surrounds this
:07:02. > :07:08.wonderful festival, there is a message on that wall for President
:07:09. > :07:18.Donald Trump. Build bridges, not walls!
:07:19. > :07:24.Build bridges, not walls, is the message they wrote on the wall...
:07:25. > :07:32.LAUGHTER That they built. To keep people out.
:07:33. > :07:38.Does Jeremy Corbyn make you feel hopeful that hope isn't dead? He
:07:39. > :07:41.does make me feel hopeful. He's not going to get into power speaking at
:07:42. > :07:46.Glastonbury, those people already voted for him. If Jeremy Corbyn is
:07:47. > :07:52.Sirius about he has to go before a cattle auction Melton Mowbray.
:07:53. > :07:55.There's something so creepy about chanting for a politician,
:07:56. > :07:59.regardless of who the politician is, I think just like booing a
:08:00. > :08:03.politician, it feels infantile. I find it creepy, this Glastonbury
:08:04. > :08:06.thing. We can't talk about the political unrest without addressing
:08:07. > :08:09.the recent fire that destroyed Grendel Tower. It preventable
:08:10. > :08:13.tragedy that has left a community feeling abandoned, angry and
:08:14. > :08:17.frustrated at a system that has let them down. How do we reach a point
:08:18. > :08:20.where the people of Grenville are left unassisted in the days
:08:21. > :08:23.following fire? Why don't we have an accurate figure of how many died,
:08:24. > :08:29.and what does the whole thing tell us about how casually ordinary
:08:30. > :08:34.peoples deaths are viewed by elites? It was horrifying, the whole thing.
:08:35. > :08:38.You just see a community abandoned, people going, where are the
:08:39. > :08:42.services? Where is the state? It's the fact it was avoidable, which is
:08:43. > :08:49.where anger comes from. It's so huge. Something has to change. When
:08:50. > :08:54.you see the way that, sorry for going into party politics, the way
:08:55. > :08:58.Corbyn has received it compared to Theresa May, it shows you how people
:08:59. > :09:03.feel about the government. Is there something to the predictability of
:09:04. > :09:06.it, the horror. People say this is going to happen, residents
:09:07. > :09:09.associations are writing to the council regularly saying, this is
:09:10. > :09:14.going to be a disaster, and nothing is done about it. I retweeted
:09:15. > :09:24.something a few days ago. It's from YouTube. It's from 1982. And it is
:09:25. > :09:28.predicting this fire. There are all these men in suits talking about the
:09:29. > :09:32.way they have been clad. It's a prediction of this fire. Not of this
:09:33. > :09:39.particular tower, but it's saying, this is going to happen. In 1982.
:09:40. > :09:45.I've only just seen it, I drove past it on the way here. The thing I find
:09:46. > :09:50.really heartening is that people like me, who call ourselves, I call
:09:51. > :09:54.myself an anarchist, people mock us and say and it is impossible, it
:09:55. > :09:58.can't work. The government left the people on their own at a time when
:09:59. > :10:02.they were most needed and the people just went, right, you organise this,
:10:03. > :10:05.you organise that, we've got that church hall, you do this, you do
:10:06. > :10:09.that, that is real anarchy in action. It shows you people can work
:10:10. > :10:13.together when they really need to. And we should just do it more often,
:10:14. > :10:17.we shouldn't wait until there are tragedies and disasters like this.
:10:18. > :10:22.But we think being democratic is voting every four or five years.
:10:23. > :10:26.That's not being political, not being democratic, that is being
:10:27. > :10:30.apathetic. It's time to become an revolutionary, it doesn't mean
:10:31. > :10:31.violent, just taking control of our lives, not just when there is a
:10:32. > :10:45.disaster happening. APPLAUSE What we think is going on with the
:10:46. > :10:50.body count? I think if you look at any building that has a lot of
:10:51. > :10:52.people, how can you count everybody? You can't just can't buy the
:10:53. > :10:58.resident one census, there will be people visiting, staying overnight,
:10:59. > :11:02.a lot of people apparently ran to the top of the building, so, you
:11:03. > :11:07.know, they can't find the bodies. David Lammy one of the local MPs is
:11:08. > :11:12.getting very, rightly, worked up about the lack of a proper body
:11:13. > :11:16.count. He thinks maybe there is a thing where they wanted to avoid
:11:17. > :11:20.civil unrest. Maybe it's also because they don't want unrest at a
:11:21. > :11:22.time when they are trying to re-establish this minority
:11:23. > :11:26.government. We just don't know. There is that thing where people say
:11:27. > :11:30.the operation wasn't there, the operation wasn't there to help
:11:31. > :11:35.people, to rehouse people. But there will be an operation that kicks in
:11:36. > :11:38.instinctively, to cover up, that is what British society does. It's
:11:39. > :11:43.almost on the level of a reflex and there will be things like, there
:11:44. > :11:47.might not be survivors groups on the board of inquest, the firebug raids
:11:48. > :11:51.union, it'll happen almost as a reflex. I thought it was shocking
:11:52. > :11:54.the people had to resign from shelter because the people on the
:11:55. > :11:57.board of the organisation were so closely connected to the people
:11:58. > :12:01.who'd been building the building. Also the thing about Jeremy Corbyn
:12:02. > :12:04.getting this warm welcome, the other thing I find dangerous about good
:12:05. > :12:09.figures and bad figures in politics is, this happened under both
:12:10. > :12:12.parties. It isn't something new. This is what happens in any
:12:13. > :12:18.government, they cut corners and the poorest people are the victims. Why
:12:19. > :12:22.were tower blocks built? They were high-rise slums, to take all these
:12:23. > :12:26.poor people out, basically slum clearance, those buildings. I think
:12:27. > :12:32.there is a genuine moral thing, Sir John McDonnell called it social
:12:33. > :12:36.murder, or whatever the phrase was. I think it's worse. If you murder
:12:37. > :12:41.someone in a moment of passion that's one thing but if you set up a
:12:42. > :12:45.whole of circumstances that will probably lead to people dying, and
:12:46. > :12:49.you let them die like dogs on your windshield, that is a different
:12:50. > :12:56.level of immorality. APPLAUSE -- let them die like bugs on your
:12:57. > :12:59.windshield. Anyway, we're going to look at some of the coverage around
:13:00. > :13:02.it. Theresa May's handling of the situation has been widely
:13:03. > :13:06.criticised. She eventually returned to meet local residents, here is raw
:13:07. > :13:12.footage capturing the strong reaction of the crowd as she left.
:13:13. > :13:31.Theresa May, you can criticise her for being the kind of face of kind
:13:32. > :13:36.of non-compassionate capitalism every time I look at her, I just
:13:37. > :13:40.want to give her a massage. She has this way of leaning forward. You
:13:41. > :13:44.know, she needs a bit of yoga, she needs to straighten up, she needs a
:13:45. > :13:53.shoulder rub. I want to take her to my saloon. Do you have a mass arch
:13:54. > :13:57.saloon? Yes I do, yeah. She's a bit like an angle poise lamp or
:13:58. > :14:02.something. It's strange, leaning Tower of chorizo. You know what I
:14:03. > :14:06.think? Theresa May, the more we use her, we blame her, her name, she
:14:07. > :14:11.will go, they will blame her as aback by Minister, but if the
:14:12. > :14:21.Tories, party of people, you have to remember, it's all of them, not her.
:14:22. > :14:25.I can't massage all of them. The media has also been questioned over
:14:26. > :14:27.its coverage of Granville tower, so obviously frustrated with the
:14:28. > :14:31.mainstream media, some residents refused to be pigeonholed by the
:14:32. > :14:35.coverage, as this force will interview demonstrates. What do I
:14:36. > :14:39.want to happen? A revolution in this country, I say fuck the media, fuck
:14:40. > :14:43.the mainstream, you don't deserve to be there. We should be campaigning
:14:44. > :14:47.not to govern, but the BBC, who act as mouthpieces for this corrupt
:14:48. > :14:50.government. People need a revolution this country. If it was any other
:14:51. > :14:53.country there would have been a revolution. We see how the
:14:54. > :14:56.mainstream media has was and reacted, what this election has done
:14:57. > :15:03.is show people are immune, wearing bullet-proof vests to you, the other
:15:04. > :15:05.media owners, Rupert Murdoch. You understand what I'm saying? You are
:15:06. > :15:18.a bunch of motherfuckers. It is a slight thing where you
:15:19. > :15:24.almost feel like the mainstream media is like an app that hasn't
:15:25. > :15:28.been upgraded. Wandering round like a dad in a teenager's bedroom when
:15:29. > :15:34.they are forming a band, what is going on here? You are showing this
:15:35. > :15:39.on the BBC, the mouthpiece of the mainstream media! We need to
:15:40. > :15:47.interview those people more often, you know? For these people, it is
:15:48. > :15:52.raw emotion. It was very humane, acknowledging that he was shouting
:15:53. > :15:56.in his face. He had me at motherfuckers. It was interesting to
:15:57. > :16:04.see how that clip was captioned online, Grenfell Tower scary guy
:16:05. > :16:08.gets heavy with media. Someone that is traumatised, passionate,
:16:09. > :16:12.emotional is called scary. That is just the internet, and I am not
:16:13. > :16:20.defending this, but if you write articular and mandates grade point,
:16:21. > :16:24.no-one will watch! -- articulate man makes great point. It is important
:16:25. > :16:28.that we keep asking questions, but for now we will move on from the
:16:29. > :16:32.Grenfell Tower tragedy, as Kensington and Chelsea Council wish
:16:33. > :16:40.everybody would. Let's go back to the DUP pricks. For many people, the
:16:41. > :16:44.deal epitomises the death of hope in our political system, but is it
:16:45. > :16:48.really dead? Yes. LAUGHTER
:16:49. > :16:53.Don't get me wrong, the Democratic Unionist Party and I share many of
:16:54. > :16:57.the same interests and concerns - religion, sodomy, money, and telling
:16:58. > :17:02.women what to do with their bodies. During the election, Tim Farron, to
:17:03. > :17:08.its credit, brought sodomy kicking and screaming back into modern
:17:09. > :17:15.political discourse, but it is the DUP which is put sodomy back on the
:17:16. > :17:18.table where it belongs. It is entirely appropriate that we still
:17:19. > :17:23.obsess about 4000 -year-old moral codes. It is all very well humans
:17:24. > :17:28.faffing about building quantum computers and colonising Mars, we
:17:29. > :17:35.need to be thinking about what we put in our bottoms. Of course, we
:17:36. > :17:41.have a very slight, almost imperceptible difference in our view
:17:42. > :17:49.of sodomy. The DUP eight sodomy, whereas Ifab game love it. --
:17:50. > :17:55.whereas I fucking love it. Like a really hot curry, you know you are
:17:56. > :17:58.going to end up with a burning arsehole, but what else are you
:17:59. > :18:07.going to spend 20 quid on on a Friday night? Thanks to Benjamin!
:18:08. > :18:12.Brexit will be Christmas for racists.
:18:13. > :18:16.LAUGHTER People said after the Brexit vote
:18:17. > :18:19.that British people don't trust expert anymore. I don't think that
:18:20. > :18:27.is the problem, I think the British people have strong opinions based on
:18:28. > :18:30.fuck all. And why there are a lot of perfectly valid reasons to want to
:18:31. > :18:35.leave the EU, the people who are most empowered by the result are,
:18:36. > :18:39.let's be honest, racists. I certainly hope it is not a hard
:18:40. > :18:42.Brexit, because that means I have got two years left to persuade a
:18:43. > :18:49.Lithuanian care worker to take my mum with her. I honestly think
:18:50. > :18:53.Britain is so racist now, and probably Europe is so racist as
:18:54. > :19:02.well, that the best hope for refugees, sadly, is that they become
:19:03. > :19:07.aquatic, actually develop gills and start to live in the sea. Hipsters
:19:08. > :19:10.will take a gap year to go one swim with the refugees. Have you swam
:19:11. > :19:16.with the refugees yet? It's absolutely magical. You can feed
:19:17. > :19:19.them fish, but it is better if you teach them how to fish.
:19:20. > :19:25.LAUGHTER APPLAUSE
:19:26. > :19:36.Joining us to discuss what Brexit really means, please welcome Dane
:19:37. > :19:47.Baptiste! APPLAUSE
:19:48. > :19:54.What's up? Are you a fan Brexit? I kind of
:19:55. > :19:57.feel, as a black guy in the UK post-Brexit, it is like being Jeff
:19:58. > :20:03.Goldblum in Jurassic Park. You told everybody what was going to happen,
:20:04. > :20:08.and instead of the dinosaurs, we will have a shared storm, you are
:20:09. > :20:13.being alarmist! England is so racist, are you serious, man?! So I
:20:14. > :20:25.am not massively worried, apart from not having the E1-11 card that gives
:20:26. > :20:31.you free health car after you go to the Mediterranean and write off a
:20:32. > :20:34.moped. Debating the rights of EU nationals in Britain, as opposed to
:20:35. > :20:40.British expats, are we going to give up French serve and so we can get
:20:41. > :20:46.people who are on the run in Malaga? -- French surgeons. People whose
:20:47. > :20:51.skill set is basically karaoke and running a sports bar into
:20:52. > :20:56.bankruptcy? Normally an Irish sports car, which is ironic, given that
:20:57. > :21:03.historically black people like Man United have been public and amenable
:21:04. > :21:06.one, then the Irish and the Jews, they had an illustrious history,
:21:07. > :21:11.like Liverpool, and the Muslim community, Arabs and Asians, are
:21:12. > :21:16.like Man City, they have done really well in the last decade, but it is
:21:17. > :21:21.all due to oil money, so probably still public enemy number one.
:21:22. > :21:29.Christmas Day for racists, it depends if you have a nice family -
:21:30. > :21:33.I hate Christmas! Yes, with a terrible family, Christmas for
:21:34. > :21:38.racists is just Christmas. I have always found family to be overrated,
:21:39. > :21:44.do you not think? That thing you get in menus, family run restaurant? Who
:21:45. > :21:47.cares?! Everybody involved in the chain that brings lasagne to my
:21:48. > :21:57.table is locked in a bitter dispute about then these's abortion? --
:21:58. > :22:01.their knees's abortion? Last week, the negotiations finally began with
:22:02. > :22:05.May no longer supported by a Conservative majority, but are the
:22:06. > :22:09.negotiations going badly? Let's sea of we can guess from Theresa May's
:22:10. > :22:16.body language as she was filmed exiting the first round of talks.
:22:17. > :22:26.LAUGHTER That looks like the end of First
:22:27. > :22:34.Dates! Maybe it is an act, she gets into the car and stakes on Magic FM,
:22:35. > :22:39.lovely day! So with David Davis and his crack team of negotiators, we
:22:40. > :22:43.should be getting our message across to the EU, here is president of the
:22:44. > :22:49.European Commission Jean-Claude Juncker giving an update. Are you
:22:50. > :22:55.getting an idea of the Brexit that the UK wants? No.
:22:56. > :22:58.APPLAUSE None us know what is going on with
:22:59. > :23:03.anything! I have a mobile phone contract that
:23:04. > :23:11.is 89 pages long, I don't know how much of my soul is owned by EE, why
:23:12. > :23:15.should Brexit be any different?! So multiple election loser Nigel
:23:16. > :23:20.Farage, as in any situation, is keen to paint insult as the real victim.
:23:21. > :23:25.When Gina Miller forced the Government to hold a vote one
:23:26. > :23:29.Article 50, she received a torrent of racial abuse. Here Nigel Farage
:23:30. > :23:34.questions her claims. She said jihad received abuse for what he had done
:23:35. > :23:40.because she is black. That says it all, doesn't it? Says it all. And
:23:41. > :23:45.yet that gets broadcast, and again we are all meant to think that is
:23:46. > :23:48.true. Can you imagine the media portraying a story that I had been
:23:49. > :23:53.unfairly treated because of who I am? I went to a public school and I
:23:54. > :24:00.am white, do you think they would run that?! I do feel sympathy for
:24:01. > :24:05.elites, getting sent to boarding schools, brought up in these
:24:06. > :24:10.labyrinths of mahogany panelling that they have to navigate using a
:24:11. > :24:15.dinner gong. That is what that is for, so they can find their family,
:24:16. > :24:21.that is why they all end up working in Westminster, they'll subliminally
:24:22. > :24:28.attached to the noise of Big Ben. At one point they had a black Ukip
:24:29. > :24:32.member, which we know is an oxymoron. When they are dealing with
:24:33. > :24:37.accusations of racism, I am not racist, I have got a black friend. I
:24:38. > :24:43.wondered about that, like the black guy in the BNP, what are you doing,
:24:44. > :24:48.putting dog shit through your own letterbox?! It is a very ironic
:24:49. > :24:56.tactic used by racists, shit through the letterbox, show them they are
:24:57. > :25:01.monkeys, we will shit in our hands! At some point, doesn't somebody say,
:25:02. > :25:05.like white power and everything, but I am carrying shit? Channel 4 were
:25:06. > :25:10.keen to investigate the complexity surrounding Brexit in the only way
:25:11. > :25:18.they knew how, by recommissioning Wife Swap. We need to shut our
:25:19. > :25:26.borders to stop people coming over that are not contributing. But the
:25:27. > :25:31.people here did not come in because of the EU. You have got facts, I
:25:32. > :25:36.haven't, you have got statistics, I am not minded as you well. This is
:25:37. > :25:43.coming from the heart, yeah? I feel like I am a stranger in my own
:25:44. > :25:49.country. This used to be a really wide area, didn't it? Oh! They have
:25:50. > :25:57.been saying this for years, racism is like grime, it went underground,
:25:58. > :26:04.the real fans stuck with it online, I was always racist, I am back!
:26:05. > :26:11.There are people, and I am a white person, I will admit it... About
:26:12. > :26:15.time, Sara! I am always really wary of trying to find positives in
:26:16. > :26:19.things where it is not my place to make a proper judgment, and some
:26:20. > :26:23.people say racism has always been there, now at least, if people are
:26:24. > :26:28.more boucle, we can deal with those areas, but is that another way of
:26:29. > :26:34.white people excusing them? I think that most people agree with it, we
:26:35. > :26:38.have evolved past just relying on racial rhetoric and verbal racism,
:26:39. > :26:45.like I have done gigs where after somebody has been, can I buy you a
:26:46. > :26:49.drink? I have got a mate, he is coloured. Some people might find
:26:50. > :26:53.that uncomfortable, but he is offering me to buy a drink. We have
:26:54. > :27:01.got to the point where I can tell by a look. What is the look?
:27:02. > :27:05.LAUGHTER Now, when it comes to Brexit, many
:27:06. > :27:09.will have voted for it with the best intentions, but at the same time we
:27:10. > :27:13.have to be honest about what it has delivered, all sorts of nasty
:27:14. > :27:18.political parties have felt more legitimised. But first is a far
:27:19. > :27:21.right movement created by former members of the BNP. Take a look at
:27:22. > :27:26.this babbling rant from their leader. I cannot even go out and
:27:27. > :27:45.get... He is saying that he once the
:27:46. > :27:51.animals to be killed with a bolt gun, as God intended. I like the
:27:52. > :28:00.idea that when they get the money from the chicken tikka, ?8, will you
:28:01. > :28:06.put it towards terrorism? No, they weren't halal chickens. So the BNP
:28:07. > :28:09.also try but often fail to present themselves as morally sound
:28:10. > :28:13.individuals, as a dumbfounded Jo Coburn discovered on the Daily
:28:14. > :28:18.Politics was questioning their leader, Adam Walker. One of your
:28:19. > :28:23.policies is zero-tolerance for drug dealers and violent thugs, yet you
:28:24. > :28:26.were given a six-month suspended sentence in 2012 after verbally
:28:27. > :28:31.abusing three young schoolchildren, chasing them in your 4x4, and then
:28:32. > :28:36.slashing the tyres of their bikes with a knife, and you were a
:28:37. > :28:41.schoolteacher at the time. If that is not thuggish behaviour, what is?
:28:42. > :28:49.It was described as a rush of blood to the head, and I apologised at the
:28:50. > :28:54.time. He was like a more likeable John Terry. May be more teacher
:28:55. > :28:58.should be chasing pupils in 4x4 is, right? It depends what he was
:28:59. > :29:04.teaching them, if it was PE, that is OK. You have got to run, we don't
:29:05. > :29:09.feel like it, we will see about that! But if he was doing food tech,
:29:10. > :29:20.get your carry... Is that halal chicken?! So, yes, Brexit will be
:29:21. > :29:24.Christmas for racists. A proper Christmas where all the shops are
:29:25. > :29:29.shut, because there aren't any Muslims who don't care about
:29:30. > :29:32.Christmas to work in them. But it will be a bittersweet Christmas,
:29:33. > :29:35.Santa will need a visa, so instead all your presence will be
:29:36. > :29:40.hand-delivered, thrown through your window by a red faced Tommy
:29:41. > :29:45.Robinson, spending the 24th of December trying to find the
:29:46. > :29:48.non-halal turkey. Norway will no longer give us a big Christmas tree
:29:49. > :29:54.for Trafalgar Square. In its place, we will drape tinsel around a giant
:29:55. > :30:01.pile of homeless people, like a festive special of I, Daniel Blake.
:30:02. > :30:05.Theresa May has made a mess of Brexit negotiations, dealing with
:30:06. > :30:10.them with the finesse of a demented pensioner haggling with a antics
:30:11. > :30:14.expert on Cash In The Attic. . Ed Balls was quoted this week as saying
:30:15. > :30:17.Theresa May has lost all credibility. This is from the man
:30:18. > :30:23.who wore a chiffon glittered pantsuit whilst straddling a Russian
:30:24. > :30:32.woman's phase two Gangnam Style on national TV and then danced like a
:30:33. > :30:37.wardrobe having a brain haemorrhage. Well, that is the end of the show,
:30:38. > :31:00.thanks to my guests! APPLAUSE
:31:01. > :31:05.I had achieved everything before I was 22.