0:00:02 > 0:00:06- We set a date.- Gavin and Stacey! - ALL: Gavin and Stacey!
0:00:06 > 0:00:10We are not to mention the other engagements. Stace will tell him when she's ready.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12I don't see the point of upsetting him.
0:00:12 > 0:00:18When I get married in six weeks' time, I want you standing there next to me...as my best man.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Oh, Stace. I think I'm in a right mess.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- What do you mean? - I'm late, aren't I?- Are you sure?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Yeah, you know me - regular as clockwork.- Whose is it then?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37So how many of you are goin'?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I dunno...nine? Ten?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Smithy's organising it, isn't he? - I'm so worried...
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- What if you meet someone else?- How?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Who? Anyway, what about you...
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- you're all going out in Cardiff dressed as schoolgirls!- I know...
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Well, just tell me you're not going to have sex with a lapdancer.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- What?!- Just say... "I'm not going to have sex with a lapdancer."
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- I won't! I promise.- Say it!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03I'm not going to have sex with a lapdancer. Hi, Carol.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Who's Carol?- Would you feel better if I took my phone? - I thought Smithy said no phones?
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- I know, but if it'll make you feel better.- Ah thanks, babe.- No worries.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16And if it goes to voicemail, it's probably cos I'm having sex with a lapdancer.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24SINGS: # Learned about the man before I fell
0:01:24 > 0:01:28# But it took time to understand the man
0:01:28 > 0:01:34# Now at least I know, I know him well
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- # Wasn't it good?- Oh, so good
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- # Wasn't he fine? - Oh, so fine
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Isn't it madness
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# He can't be mine? #
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- I tell you what. I still can't get over last night. You were phenomenal.- Really?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- I was worried it might've been too much for ya.- Oh, God, no.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Well, you just play your cards right, sweet cheeks, you never know what might happen tonight.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Go on, say it, now, quickly.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- No!- Go on!- No!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04(Please...just whisper it.)
0:02:04 > 0:02:08It's always been you...Camilla.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Mum, you seen my wax?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- What you doing? - Nothing.- What's with the food?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- We ain't sticking round here.- Gavin. You've got to line your stomachs.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Toga party, is it?- What? Nah...
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Smithy'll be here in a minute, keep him downstairs, will ya?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Our little boy having his stag night, eh?- Oh, I know.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Oh, don't get me started.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Why aren't you going? It's not too late.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Nah. I've had it with stags. I've only just got over Chinese Alan's.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Hey, he's getting married again. To that one that was in EastEnders.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I know! Gita. So is he going tonight?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Chinese Alan? Oh, yeah...
0:02:43 > 0:02:47There's him, Budgie, Luggy, Gary'n'Simon, Dirtbox,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Fingers, Smithy, Swede and Jesus.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52DOORBELL RINGS So, is Andy not going?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Oh, no, don't think so.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Hiya, boys!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Dirtbox! You're looking well. - Not looking too bad yourself!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Hello, Pam, how ya doin'? You all right?- Hiya, Dirtbox!
0:03:04 > 0:03:11There's plenty of beers so help yourselves, but please make sure you have at least two sandwiches.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Come here, you little minx. Give me a hug!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Get off me, you big brute!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Jesus, look at them.- Cracking vol au vents, Pam.- All right, boys?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Here.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Get that on and get that drunk.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- There's a cab pulling up! - That'll be Chinese Alan. Chinese!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38ALL: Chinese! Chinese!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Someone order a Chinese?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Yeah!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I couldn't get no appointment, could I?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Said it was for emergencies only. - Well, when you gonna go then?
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Seeing him Tuesday, aren't I?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Why don't we just buy a tester kit?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Get it over with.- They're 15 quid!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Really? Well, I'll lend you the money.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Why don't we get one now from Morrisons?- Leave it, Stace.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Imagine if you are. Would you keep it?
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- Oh. I said leave it.- But what's Smithy gonna say? Are you gonna tell him? Oh, can I be godmother?
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Look. I don't want to talk about it no more.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Well, this is a joke, Smithy.- Yeah, making a man queue on his stag night.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Yeah. You should've seen him, "I'm gonna give him the best night ever!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- "You won't believe it!"- It's gonna be the night of the year, he said! - How come I'm getting it in the neck?
0:04:26 > 0:04:32- Shouldn't we be taking the piss out of him? Look at the beard! - Oi, oi!- Off to work, ladies?
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- Put your tongues back in, you pervs! - Did you see the state of that? - Rotten.- She was all right.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Smithy, man. You've got, like, no standards. Like, zero standards.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- How d'you mean? - You'll go with anyone.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I think you could be right, you know.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- I can't think of a single woman I wouldn't let give me a little nosh.- Oh, man. He's serious.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Go on. Name one. Any woman. - Ann Widdecombe.- Why not?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- All right, Nadia from Big Brother. - Bring it on.- But she's a bloke.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- Shut your eyes, great babylons, who am I to quibble?- Janette Krankie!- Yeah, Janette Krankie!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Seriously, I would love to have a go on Janette Krankie.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Not in the uniform, as long as she don't do the voice. - You could both do it standing up!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09No stag parties. Sorry.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, Jesus!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13THEY ARGUE
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Don't have a go at me!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER
0:05:17 > 0:05:20It's part of the stag experience.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Come on, come on.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Hey, it's gonna be crackin'. There's a rugby tournament on tomorrow and they're all out in town.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Under 21s, the whole lot of them.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Erin's gone home.- Aw, what?
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Oh, Stace, she was twatted. She said sorry.- No, she didn't, she couldn't speak.- Ah, fair play.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Is that her sick outside? - Some of it's hers. And some of it's Sean's.- Who's Sean?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51The scrum half. She copped off with him.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57- He puked on her leg.- She puked on his back.- Ah, it was hilarious. - Right. Come on girls, down in one.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- To Stacey!- ALL: To Stacey!
0:06:04 > 0:06:10- Right, my round. Same again? - I'll have a pint...of wine.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I really like your mate. Is it Fingers?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yeah, yeah. He's gay.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06He's gay.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Very, very gay.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- We've known each other for years. - Best mates since we were four.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh, sweet! So what is it you do then?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- We're singers.- Really?- Yeah.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19He's Preston from the Ordinary Boys.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Oh, my god! - And he's the fat one in G4.- Who?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25G4. They came second on the X Factor.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Shut up! - He is! He's the fat one, look.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- Oh, yeah. You are!- Hi, how's it goin'? Nice to meet you.- See?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36So, what's with the T-shirts then?
0:07:36 > 0:07:42Well, Gavin is an ordinary boy's name and my band is the Ordinary Boys. So...
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- So, what you doing here then? - Just out with the lads.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Yeah. Chico, Eton Road and little Ray are there.- No, they're not!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Chico! Nah, he can't hear me.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53PHONE RINGS
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Oh, it's Gareth Gates. I'll take it outside, he'll be ages.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03So...what d'you think of our version of Bo-Rap?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Some people say it's better than Queen.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- All right, love. - Yeah, it's great! Smithy's on fire.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13You're not snogging any girls or nothin', are you?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16No, baby, don't be stupid.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- How's your night going? - Aww. We're having a lovely time.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Brilliant. Well, listen, you enjoy yourself, OK?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25OK. Speak to you tomorrow.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Love you.- Love you too.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Excuse me, are you Stacey West?- Yeah.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I'm PC Lovelength.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- And you, young lady, are in big trouble.- Oh, my god.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42MUSIC: "Just A Little" by Liberty X
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, my god!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10No way!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30There's no way that's real.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32That is lush.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- I can't eat this. - I know. It's nasty, innit?
0:09:47 > 0:09:53- No, it's beautiful. It's just I can't believe it.- What?- Shut up.- Eh?
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- How dare you?- Smithy... - Stay out of it, Chinese Alan. - What's wrong?- I've had enough.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00You've gone. You're someone else's.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Best man. Best mates since we was four. And now it's over.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06You're just drunk. We'll always be mates.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10My dad hasn't seen his best man for seven years.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14When him and my mum got divorced, he sent an e-mail! Degrading.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17He hasn't been round our house since 1991.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18- Who? Your Uncle Keith? - That's the one.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- But he emigrated to Canada. - Ah, look who's opened his mouth.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24You're always first with advice aren't you, Jesus?
0:10:24 > 0:10:29- No-one even wanted you here tonight, I had to make that t-shirt last minute.- That's not true.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31It is true! I can't stand ya.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- What have I done?- I'm going home.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I've made a fool of meself.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- Smithy, come on.- Shut up. - What you doin' with that?
0:10:40 > 0:10:45- I'll have it tomorrow.- Drop it. - Smithy.- Nice one, Jesus.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- What did I do?- Shut up!- What did I...- Shut up!- It's...- Shut up. Tit!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I just love him so much!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58And I know what you're all thinking.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05That it's all too quick
0:11:05 > 0:11:08and it's her sixth engagement.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13But it's so different with Gavin.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15It couldn't be less...
0:11:15 > 0:11:17the same.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23And all those other times with, like...
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Leighton
0:11:25 > 0:11:27and Kyle and...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29even Achmed...
0:11:29 > 0:11:32I was just a child.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37But now,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I know what love is.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's Gav.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Oh, Stace...
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Don't get me wrong, but to be honest...
0:11:55 > 0:11:58At the end of the day,
0:11:58 > 0:11:59when all's said and done...
0:12:05 > 0:12:06D'you know what I mean?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08ALL: Yeah.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Simple as.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19I always used to call you Craig when you was a little boy!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22It doesn't feel right calling a grown man Fingers.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- I mean, where does that come from? - Don't ask.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30Look at this, they reckon by the end of next year, the congestion charge will go up to 12 quid.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- £12 a day. - Yeah? That's why I don't drive.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36You can't drive, you're still banned, aren't you?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Yeah, but if you remember rightly, first time I was banned I still drove everywhere.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43But now congestion charge, speed cameras. I mean, it's criminal.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48- Little Doug's stopped nicking cars. Says it's not worth the hassle. - Shockin'.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- How is Dougie?- Not great.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51They did the DNA test.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56Turns out it was his semen on the dress, so it's not looking good.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Mornin'. You two still want a lift? - Cheers.- If it's all right.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Yeah, but I've got to be in Barry by one.- You OK to drive? - Have something more!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- I'm fine! I wasn't even that drunk. - Here. Take this sausage, go on.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Take these with you. Give that to Gwen for the flowers, OK?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11And this one to Bryn.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- It's for the magician.- What?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- HE MOUTHS - Thanks, Pam.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Cheers, Pamela.- See ya.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26So I can't cook either of you an omelette?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Can't face it, Gwen.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- Eh, we had the police round here this morning.- Did you? - Yeah! PC Lovelength, his name was.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Wants his handcuffs back, apparently.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Oh, Mum. It was so funny, he squirted cream
0:13:38 > 0:13:40all over his...
0:13:40 > 0:13:45- Only me! - In here, Bryn! Tell me later.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Hiya.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- You two look rough!- I feels it.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55On HTV Wales this morning, they said Cardiff town
0:13:55 > 0:13:59had been literally decimated by a group of unruly schoolgirls.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Joking, I am. It wasn't on the news.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Although on the news there was a story about some schoolgirls who actually stabbed a teacher.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Which I think is disgusting.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Cup of tea, Bryn? - I won't actually, Gwen.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I've just had a skinny, wet latte at Costas. I been to town, see.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Bought myself a suit.- Why?!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I told you, you're wearing the same as Gavin and the ushers!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Tell it to the hand, girlfriend.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Not for the wedding. For the stag!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32I mean, we've had the hen, the stag must be just around the corner.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37I looked in the wardrobe and I thought there's nothing in here to keep up with those young guns.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Foreign, it is. Swish. Cost an arm and a leg.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45But it's Gavin's stag and I think he's worth it. So, when is it?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47What?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Well, just tell him the truth.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Babe, I'm not having another stag tonight. I can't!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Please, Gav. He'll be heartbroken.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59He's bought a suit and everything.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10- Hiya, babe.- Hiya.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Did you get through to Smithy?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17No, I'll try him in a minute.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- All right, Gav?- Gavin, don't worry.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29She's explained everything and I think your friends are a shower of shit!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- I'm sorry you had to hear that. - That's all right, Bryn.
0:15:32 > 0:15:38But it makes me so cross to think of this smashing looking boy not getting a proper stag do.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- It's OK. I didn't want one anyway. - I won't believe a word of it.
0:15:42 > 0:15:48Now, I am picking you up at seven, we're going straight down the Dolphin for a right good knees up.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Me cockney sparra!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59PHONE RINGS
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Gav-lar.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I feel rough.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Kebab was nice though, wasn't it?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I'm waiting for Lucy, she's got a trampolining display.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22What?
0:16:22 > 0:16:23No!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Just me, you and him?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28No, I ain't comin' to Wales.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- No chance.- He's on his way.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35- Oh, well done. - I'm sorry, Gav. But when Bryn gets an idea in his head, that's it.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- We'll be OK. Might even be a laugh. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I used to work down the Dolphin, as it goes.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42If you see Carl, tell him I says, "All right".
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- I don't know who Carl is.- He's got a tattoo that says, "I'm Carl".
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- On his chin.- Look who it is!
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Hiya, Stace!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- All right, Jase? - How's it going, Ness?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- I won't lie to you, I've been better. You still gay?- Yep.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Crackin'.- Jase, this is Gavin.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Gavin, this is my big brother, Jason.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Yeah. Nice to meet you, Gavin, heard loads about you. - How come you're back so early?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I was coming over anyway, for the wedding, but I had a cancellation.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10So Jose said, "Why don't you go back early?"
0:17:10 > 0:17:12And I thought, "Yeah, you know, why not?"
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I'll go and spend time with my sister before she takes the plunge.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Oh, it's so nice to see you. - I wish you'd told me you were coming.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I got nothing in! No beers, I got a few eggs, a bit of ham and that's it.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oooh, I could do an omelette!
0:17:24 > 0:17:29- Ah, nothing changes. Have you tried this woman's omelettes? Best in South Wales.- I've had one or two.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Only me! I forgot to say, I... >
0:17:43 > 0:17:48- Hi, Uncle Bryn. - You're back then.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Well, this is where we're having the reception. And see these tables?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- They get moved for the dance floor. - What's your first dance?
0:17:59 > 0:18:04I want A Million Love Songs by Take That, but Gav wants How Deep Is Your Love.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- But the Take That version. - Nice. And what about the food?
0:18:06 > 0:18:12Well, Gav's mam's vegetarian so we're having these special little quiches made for her.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Oh, look. Why don't you come in the front room with everyone else?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19This has knocked the stuffing out of me, Gwen. A real ton of bricks.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21He's here for ten days.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Can't you at least try to be civil to him for Gavin and Stacey's sake?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28You two got on good as gold before that fishing trip!
0:18:28 > 0:18:35- I don't want to talk about it. - But why, Bryn, why?- Don't!- What happened out there? What went on?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I can't say. You know I can't!
0:18:39 > 0:18:45Now, I will go in that front room and I will be polite and I will be civil.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49But do not ask any more of me than that.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53And how many more have you got coming for the evening...
0:18:55 > 0:19:02Jason, I think it's very thoughtful of you to come back early to support your sister and your mother.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Thank you, Uncle Bryn. I appreciate that.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19- And then for the cars, we got this. - Nice! A Bentley.- Yeah.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- We wanted a horse and carriage but they'd totally run out of horses. - Really?- Yeah. I was gutted.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28We're gonna need our own cab firm, there'll be that many people wanting a drink.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Hey, don't forget, I can get four in the Picasso.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- But Uncle Bryn...- Doris will need a lift. And Aunty Peg will need taking to the door.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- I've never been in a Bentley before. - Hang on a minute...
0:19:37 > 0:19:39And me and the bridesmaids are going in a stretched Mercedes.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I've been practising the walk.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Right together, left together and you go on my right, don't you, Stace?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Look...- It's on the right. Walking down the aisle, it's terrifying.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51All those faces looking.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Wait, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Jason, I'm so sorry.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57But you won't be giving me away.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Why not?- Oh. Right.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I know it's what you wanted.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05But the thing is, since Dad died,
0:20:05 > 0:20:09well, I don't know how we'd have coped if it wasn't for you, Uncle Bryn.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13And that's why I want you to give me away.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15As a thank you, really.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18For all that you've done for us.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21And I think it's what Dad would've wanted.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26- So will you? Give me away? - I'd be honoured.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Bit of a kick in the teeth for you that, eh, Jase?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Cheers.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Yeah, cheers.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Here's to the big day. And the big night.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Shame Jason couldn't make it.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20What's the deal with you two? Stacey said something about a fishing trip.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Smithy! There he is! Over here!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25All right?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- All right, Bryn? - Here he is, the best man.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Now, let me say my piece before we get started.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35You, young man, are a disgrace.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39What kind of best man doesn't organise a stag for the groom?
0:21:39 > 0:21:43This poor chap, he's not known where to turn because you have been
0:21:43 > 0:21:46filling his head with nonsense about him not needing one.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I shouldn't have to organise all this tonight!
0:21:49 > 0:21:50I know.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- I'm out of order.- Apology accepted. We'll say nothing more about it.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Now, stick these on. I'll get you a drink.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59What's your poison?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Beer, cheers. Thanks.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I'm sorry, mate.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- I've just seen a bloke with a tattoo on his chin.- That'll be Carl.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Hey! Get those antlers on you!
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Don't talk to me.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20So I've got to spend every minute with them?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Sharing a room and everything? But no funny business?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Yeah.- It's difficult. I'd marry Anneka Rice.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Are we talking Pam St Clements as herself or as Pat Butcher?
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Pat Butcher.- That changes everything because I don't think I could sleep with her.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38But, on the other hand, I don't think I could spend a year with Davina McCall.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49- The thing is, he don't even have a dog!- I don't even like them!
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Stop it! I can't take it!
0:22:53 > 0:22:58You know what, you remind me of my friend, Roy.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03You get yourself in a pickle but somehow you always wriggle out of it.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Dead now, Roy. Killed himself. Jumped off the top of Morrisons.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Who's for another drink?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15I'll get these.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I'm having a whale of a time.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I don't believe it.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23It's Achmed!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27ACHMEEEED!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Bryn!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I thought you'd moved to Swindon!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38I have. I'm back to see my mum, she had her appendix out.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40What a treat. Come on, come and join us.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- I'm meeting a friend, actually, but I've got a few minutes. - Smithy, another pint in.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- Gavin, this is Achmed. Achmed, Gavin. - All right, mate. Nice to meet you.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50All right?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Gavin is Stacey's fiance.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57They're getting married exactly one week from today.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, at least you set a date. That's further than most, eh, Bryn?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- What d'you mean?- Well, when we were engaged, we never got that far.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05You were engaged to Stacey?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- My Stacey? Stacey West?- Stacey West.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Yeah. I was number four.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- You must be, what, number six?- Eh?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Where's Smithy with those drinks, eh? How've you been, Achmed?
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Number six? What you on about? - I was number four, no, let's see...
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Who was first, Bryn? Was it Kyle?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Here he is! Let me help you with those.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27No, it was Hywel. That's right.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32Then Kyle, Leighton, me, Cliff and now you. Yeah, you're number six.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37- She's been engaged five times?- What? - Yeah. Didn't you know?
0:24:37 > 0:24:38No, I didn't know.
0:24:38 > 0:24:44- Cos nobody told me! - Don't think of it as some kind of conspiracy. Cos it wasn't like that.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47It's just Stacey felt it was better if we kept it from you.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Hang on a minute. What's going on?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I feel awful. It was a long time ago.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Right, who are you? - I don't care how long ago it was.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- She knows everything about me. - Where you going?
0:24:58 > 0:24:59I'll be back in a minute.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Gav?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Oh, hiya! Why didn't you come round the back?
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Why didn't you tell me you'd been engaged five times?- What?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Why didn't you tell me?- Gavin! - Yeah. Havin' a lovely night.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- I've just had a drink with your ex fiance!- Oh, my god!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23How d'you think I feel, Stace?
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Was it Clifford?- No.- Leighton? - No.- Hywell?- No, Achmed.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31- But he's moved to Swindon! - He's home to see his mum. She's had her appendix out.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- Well, don't stand there. Come in and talk.- No, I ain't stopping. - Where you going?
0:25:35 > 0:25:41I dunno! I don't know who you are. I'm meant to be marrying you a week today, that's a joke!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Oh, come on, you're overreacting.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Am I?- I didn't tell you cos I knew it would look worse than it was.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51I might have been engaged six times but I've only been in love once. And that's with you.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53How can I believe that? If you'd have told me
0:25:53 > 0:25:56at the start I could've dealt with it.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58But now it just feels like...
0:25:59 > 0:26:04Y'know, we've been treating it like this is the first time for both of us. Really exciting and that.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- But you've done it all before. - No!- Five times!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Five times, Stacey.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12And now I'm just doubting everything.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Maybe it is too soon, maybe Smithy's right.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- No, you're talking rubbish. - I been thinkin' about it a few days, maybe it is too quick.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- No...- Maybe we should put the brakes on, postpone the wedding.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Or just call it off!- That's what you want, is it?- Yeah! Maybe.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29You want to postpone our wedding because of things
0:26:29 > 0:26:32that happened before I even knew you? Before we'd even met?
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- I love you so much.- I love you. - But this...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42This is just ridiculous.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Gav!- See ya.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Gavin! Please don't go!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Gavin!
0:26:49 > 0:26:54# Tell me tomorrow, I'll wait by the window for you
0:26:59 > 0:27:03# I'll wait by the big house for you... #
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