0:00:02 > 0:00:06- What?- I'm pregnant.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07ALL: And you're the father.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17- How long have YOU known about this? - I just found out tonight.- Bullshit. - I did!
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- He did. We all found out tonight!- So everyone found out before me!- No.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- I found out exactly the same time as you, Smithy.- I bet SHE knew!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- I only found out on the wedding. - That was over three weeks ago.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32- Come on, mate.- Don't "come on" me, mate, this is all your fault.- How?!
0:00:32 > 0:00:36You and, 'er, ringing each other and texting, arranging to meet up in Leicester square.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41I didn't even want to go that day. If you hadn't of dragged me there, none of this would have happened!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- It didn't happen that day.- What?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- It happened at Pam and Mick's. - When you went off, in the garden.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48That?! That doesn't count.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- That was rubbish!- I know.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I can't deal with this.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Smith! Smithy!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Hey, hey, hang on a minute.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Smith, just give us a ring. Wherever you are, we'll come and get you.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15We could be driving round all night. I don't know where to start.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Well, you know more than me, Mick. This is virgin territory to me.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I feel like I'm on patrol with the police,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23driving around, looking for a crook.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Where has he gone?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Where will he be?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Will we have to lean on someone to get a lead?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- You just keep your eyes peeled, Bryn.- What about Lucy's? Shall we try there?
0:01:32 > 0:01:37- I don't know where she lives. I don't even know her second name. - How come?- I've only met her twice.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Once at his grandad's funeral, and once when she was washing cars with the Brownies.- Gosh! The Brownies!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- How old IS she exactly? - She's 18 next week.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49She helps out... she's the Tawny Owl or something.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Where the hell has he got to? Try phoning him again.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Sierra Oscar to 515 receiving...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Still NO sign of Smithy.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I repeat, NO sign. Over.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Right, I've put the kettle on for those that want tea.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09But personally, I'm having a brandy.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- I've got to take the edge off, Gwen. - Oh, I know what you mean. You haven't got any port, have you?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh, I think so. Stace?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I'll have a dry sherry, I think.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Girls, is there any alcohol in Baileys?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Only a bit. It's mainly cream. - If you want my advice, I wouldn't.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Not at your age, and with you being, y'know...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- large.- Overweight.- Stocky.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Fair play. I'll stick to the tea.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I'll do it, my love. You sit down.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- You're all right. I need to take my mind off the fact that I'm pregnant by a man I can't stand.- All right.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You go ahead.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44That poor girl! What IS she gonna do?
0:02:44 > 0:02:49I mean, I love Smithy to bits, but he's not father material.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- I mean, not yet. - Well, nor was my Trevor.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54When I fell pregnant with Jason,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57all hell was let loose. He couldn't cope.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01He was drinking, and gambling and fighting and all sorts.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Drugs, orgies, robberies...
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Really?- Seriously? Dad?- Oh, yes.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09He couldn't bear the fact he was no longer free.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11And he took it out on Jason.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14He resented him. And I think that's what turned Jason gay.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Really? Well, that's interesting. Because Denise and Paul across the road,
0:03:19 > 0:03:21their daughter, Nicola, is a lesbian gay.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25And she has NEVER got on with Denise.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28So I'm wondering, don't get on with the mother - lesbian gay,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- don't get on with the dad... - You all right?- ..gay gay.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Yeah.- Have you thought about what you're going do?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Where are you going to live? Cos you can't carry on where you are.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39She lives, Pam, with a band.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- What?- They're called The Distance. Three of them were in Catatonia...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- And the little Welsh one from Hear'Say.- Noel.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Well, that is no place to bring up a child, my love.- I know.
0:03:48 > 0:03:54But what can I do? Richard said I can go there, but Judy won't have it. Not after what happened last time.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56What it was, Pam, I was their nanny back in the day.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Oh, right.- They'd come home, after a morning's work,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Judy'd be straight on the whisky, and me and Rich, we'd make love.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Sometimes for whole Sundays.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10And then he'd do his Ali G.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- It's the one off the Mayflower Road. - All right.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I've only ever been to a drive-thru once in my life.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19The one at Culverhouse Cross. I went with Ness and the boys from The Distance.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I have to say I was blown away by it.
0:04:22 > 0:04:28I mean, the whole idea that you can eat a meal without even leaving your car.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34I felt like I was in the United States of America.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35- IN AMERICAN ACCENT:- Fillet o' fish...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37for my wife...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42For my wife.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Yes, please?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- Hiya...is Smithy here?- Yeah. Hang on a minute. Smithy? ..Just coming.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00All right? All right, Gav, all right, Mick?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Hello, I'm Bryn!- Bryn, this is Rudi, Smithy's sister.- Hello, Rudi!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- No, call me Smithy. Everyone else does.- Ho ho! Well, there's a thing, I know your brother,
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- and I call HIM Smithy! - All right, Bryn.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Listen, have you seen him? - Smithy? Nah. Why?- It's a long story. We can't find him.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Well, there's a young girl, well, youngish. And he's only gone and...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I think we should let Smithy do the talking on this one.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I sit corrected. I'm putting my window up.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Ignore me. I'm Mr Blabbermouth.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- So you ain't seen him at all? - No, I ain't spoken to him in days.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- He's had the right hump since you've been away. You know Lucy's been grounded?- Yeah.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Ten B&H - what's the big deal? - Cheers. We'll keep looking.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You tried the driving range, right?
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Of course! The driving range! He always goes there when he's upset.- Course he does.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44When West Ham got relegated, When they lost the play-off final.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- When Pam told him to go on a diet. - That's where he'll be.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Of course you can! - Really?- Makes sense to me.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57Look, Stacey's room is empty now, so why let it go to waste? Just till you get on your feet.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Till the baby's born at least. - You don't want to be on your own,
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- that's the last thing you want when you're going into childbirth. - Don't you think, Stace?- What's that?
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- We were just saying, it makes sense for Nessa to move in with me. - Where? Where's she gonna stay?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- In your old room.- In the spare room. - But that's my bedroom!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Where are me and Gav gonna sleep? - You'll have to stay at Bryn's, love.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20But I don't want to stay at Bryn's! If I'm coming home, I wanna come home.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24But this is your home now, Stace. And you can't expect me to keep an empty room going
0:06:24 > 0:06:29- just in case you decide to pop in on a whim.- This isn't my home, it's Pam and Mick's.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30And yours now, darling.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34It's not! It never will be! It's just a room in a house, that's all.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Oh, charming! - Hey, come on, no need to be rude.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'm being rude?! You're kicking me out!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Stacey! Stacey. - Look, just forget it.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I'll stay with The Distance.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Shame you can't hit them like that when you're actually playing, isn't it?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I'm sorry about before, mate.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- It's not your fault. I just didn't know what to say, really.- That's OK.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20How you feeling, all right?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24I dunno. I dunno how I'm feeling. It's ridiculous.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- You've got to come back. You've got to talk to her. - What am I gonna say?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I can't be a dad! Look at me!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I can barely look after myself, let alone someone else.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36And as for her...erm...
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Nessa.- Yeah. I don't even like her.
0:07:38 > 0:07:44- Well, you liked her enough to... - All right. I know. But...what am I gonna do, man?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I don't know about nappies, or burping, or umbilical cords.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- No-one knows those things.- Eh? - That's the point. It's a learning curve for everyone.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Yeah, but I ain't got no money, I ain't got a flat...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57nothing! Where's it gonna stay?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Listen. The night Pam gave birth to him,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I left that hospital, and don't get me wrong, I was flying as high as a kite.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09But the minute I got home, I just lay in bed and I couldn't sleep. I was petrified.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Cos for the life of me,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I couldn't see how I was gonna bring up this little boy.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I still felt like a boy myself.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19But then you realise, everyone feels that way. No-one's ready.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23And yes, it was easier for me and Pam, we were married.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25But you and Nessa, you'll be OK.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30You'll make mistakes. But you'll get there, one day at a time. You will.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33And I tell you, it's a hell of a journey.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37He's right, Smithy.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40And no matter how scared you are,
0:08:40 > 0:08:44poor little Ness is back at Pam's not knowing which way to turn.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47You gotta come back. You gotta do the right thing.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Have you been the drive-thru?- Yes.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- What did you have? - We shared some fries.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Did you get me anything?
0:09:04 > 0:09:09I thought you could have a bit of my apple pie.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Cheers, Bryn.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Ooh, give it a minute. - It's quite hot.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Thanks, guys.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's a funny old night, isn't it?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I know. I feels very tense.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Would you like a little Indian head massage?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32I won't, if you don't mind. I can't bear being touched from the waist up.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Including my chest. Waist down, I'm fine...
0:09:35 > 0:09:36If anything, I loves it.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38But waist up,
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- just makes me nauseous.- Oh.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Pam, I'm sorry about what I said about your house not being my home.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53It's not, really, but it is. So I'm sorry.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- That's all right, my love. - So what about the room?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Do I stay or do I go now?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01The room's yours, Ness.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Isn't it, Stace?- Yeah. You can have it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Mum's getting an airbed for when we come down.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Tidy. I've already spoken to Noel.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15He said wherever I go, whatever I do, he's gonna be there. Pure and simple.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- CAR HORN BEEPS - Oh, here they are!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Did you find him? Is he dead? - Yeah, he's fine. He's just on the phone to Lucy.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Panic over, Pam, panic over.- Oh, thank you, Jesus, Holy Son of God.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- What you doing? You're not Catholic. - It's just what you do in times of crisis.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Like Brenda Fricker used to do, on Casualty.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36But you're not Catholic. That's a Catholic thing!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Is it? Are you sure?- Yes!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Well, I never knew that!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I'll leave the door on the latch, Smithy.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Where did you find him? Driving range?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Yes! And I've never been to one before, Pam.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Golf-wise, I have lived a very sheltered life.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- I'm gonna make a cup of tea. Anyone else want one? - Yes, please.- Two sugars.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- I'm gonna have a brandy, take the edge off.- Me too. Good idea.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Guess what. Mum's said Nessa can move into my room.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06And when we visit, we gotta sleep on an airbed.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11- That's all right, isn't it? - What, you're not bothered?- Well, we can stay at Bryn's, can't we?
0:11:11 > 0:11:12But it's my bedroom, Gav.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Don't you think it's out of order? - Not really, no.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18This is your home now, babe. With me.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Yeah. I guess. DOOR CLOSES
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Come on. Smithy's back.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Did you get through to Lucy?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- No. She still at the gymkhana. - I thought she was grounded.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34It doesn't apply to horse-based events.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Right.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Vanessa...
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Will you...- Oh, for God's sake! - No, darling.- Oh, get up! - What?- What you playin at?!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58What do you mean? You said I had to do the right thing!
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- He didn't mean propose.- You said it was easier cos you were married. YOU said I should do the right thing.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- I don't want to marry that.- I don't want to marry you. I'd have said no. - Course you would.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Oh! Don't diss me in front of people. I'd have said no.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Why?! I'm a catch!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- (He is.)- I'm a hoot, aren't I, Pam?
0:12:14 > 0:12:19Well, yes, but you're not everyone's cup of tea, darling.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Well, beggars can't have a choice.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Choosers. I mean, have you looked in the mirror recently?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- You look like you should be in Amsterdam doing tricks with Mars bars.- Oh, thanks, Stace.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30That was over ten years ago.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- What?!- Eh?- I said forget it!
0:12:32 > 0:12:37I'll have you know there's many an Englishman proposed to me, and only one I've ever said yes to.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- And that scarred me for life. - What happened? - He was a cracking bloke, Jared.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46But he was in all sorts of trouble with the tax man, and he died whilst faking his own death.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- It's the worst way to go. - I don't care about all this. I don't even know why I'm here.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- Maybe you need to both be on your own. You need to talk. - What about? What am I meant to say?
0:12:55 > 0:13:00I'm havin this baby. I'm keepin' it. But I don't want you involved. I don't even want you seein' it.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05No! No way. If I'm having a baby, I'm havin a baby. And no-one is gonna stop me from seeing my boy.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10I'll dress up as Batman and tie myself to the London Eye if I have to. Whatever it takes.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Cos if I'm gonna be a dad, I'm gonna be a proper dad.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18Cos you're gonna need me. You're gonna be huge. I mean, colossal.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20You are, Ness. You're gonna be massive.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22And I'm petrified.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26And I'll make mistakes.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30But we'll get there, one step at a time.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34And I tell you,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37it's gonna be a hell of a journey. Isn't that right, Mick?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39That's right.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Cheers, Bryn.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51I appreciate that.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23# And I will wait her a while
0:14:23 > 0:14:27# Just long enough to be
0:14:27 > 0:14:30# Sure that you
0:14:30 > 0:14:35# Didn't make a wrong turn. #
0:14:43 > 0:14:45What are you doing?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I want some meat, so I've got to eat it now,
0:14:50 > 0:14:54cos when that lot come in, I'm gonna be on them disgusting veggie sausages.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56It's like eating cardboard.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00Why don't you just tell them that you're not vegetarian any more?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Morning! Sit yourselves down!
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- Mick, move those supplements. - I'll just shift these out the way. Did you sleep all right?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Not really, I didn't have much room.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11That shower is out of this world.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- I could have stayed in there all day.- The one downstairs?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Now, is that what you'd call a power shower?- Yeah, I guess so.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21It's too much for me, Gwen.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23You get in there and it blasts you in the face.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Well, I feel as clean as a whistle.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31That's the longest shower I've ever had in my life.
0:15:31 > 0:15:3426 minutes.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47# I love the way she fills her clothes
0:15:47 > 0:15:50# I love those freckles on her nose
0:15:50 > 0:15:53# I love the way she plays it cool
0:15:53 > 0:15:56# I think that she is beautiful. #
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Hiya.- Morning, Mrs Shipman.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Still feels weird, calling me that!
0:16:04 > 0:16:10Oh, have I got breath? Cos there was loads of garlic in that garlic bread.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- No, it's fine, just talk on an in-breath.- What?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Y'know, like "morning!"
0:16:16 > 0:16:20# She's so lovely, she's so lovely
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# She's so lovely, she's so lovely
0:16:22 > 0:16:25# She's so lovely She's so lovely... #
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Can I try one of your special sausages, Pam? Are they nice?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36D'you know what, I honestly can't tell the difference.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Everyone all right? Can I get anyone anything?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Fine.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48I'm gonna have some peanut butter
0:16:48 > 0:16:50AND some jam!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55And I'll tell you for why. I've got a friend, Tony.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59One of my online buddies, he is, and he lives in New Orleans
0:16:59 > 0:17:03at the aerodrome. He's having to stay there until he gets back on his feet.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05And HE has for breakfast...
0:17:05 > 0:17:08cos whenever we speak, lunchtime here is breakfast over there,
0:17:08 > 0:17:12and I say to him, "What are you having for breakfast?"
0:17:12 > 0:17:14And he says...
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- IN INDIAN ACCENT: - "Peanut butter and jelly."
0:17:17 > 0:17:22Now, when he says jelly, he means jam!
0:17:22 > 0:17:26I can't wait till I tell him about this. He'll be beside himself!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32You all right, my darling? You sleep all right?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Not really, no.- Come and sit down. What can I get you?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- I'm all right, thanks, Pam.- Well, you've got to eat something, Smithy.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- I'll just have a couple of sausages. - Couple of sausages, right.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- And some of that bacon.- OK.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50And an egg. Just the one.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Cheers.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Just haven't got much of an appetite.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00DULL THUMPING
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- THEY SHOUT: Everyone all right for drinks? Tea, coffee, juice? - No, thanks!- I'm fine, thanks!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Lovely. Lovely.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16THUMPING GETS FASTER
0:18:22 > 0:18:27It's gonna be a lovely day by all accounts. It's gonna be nice all week apparently.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Well, it said in the paper it might rain.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Really?!- Yeah, quite hard.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36THUMPING GETS FASTER AND FASTER
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- I always have the radio on over breakfast at home.- Oh, yeah, let's have the radio on!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56MUSIC: "Could It Be Magic" by Take That
0:18:56 > 0:18:58# Come...
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# Come into my arms
0:19:01 > 0:19:05# Let me feel the magic
0:19:05 > 0:19:07# Of all of you
0:19:07 > 0:19:10# Baby, I want you now
0:19:11 > 0:19:12# Now
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- # Now, and hold on fast... # - All right?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Stacey's just jumped in the shower.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32What?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Bloody hell!- Oh, my Christ!
0:19:38 > 0:19:44- Mum!- What?- What have you brought all this for?- You said to bring everything, all your stuff!
0:19:44 > 0:19:49- Where's it gonna go?- I don't think we've got room for all this!- I didn't mean everything! Just stuff I need.
0:19:49 > 0:19:55I'm sorry, but you should have said. We worked hard to pack all this up. You should have been more specific.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Well, I didn't think you'd bring the giraffe.- Giraffe?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00For goodness sake!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Pam!- I can't believe this. Ness, why didn't you stop them?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Oh. Don't blame me, I'm just the driver.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Hey, take a chill pill, Stace. Keep it real. It's not your mother's fault.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14You can take out the stuff you need and the rest we'll take to the tip.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- You're not throwing it away! - All right, we'll take it to Second Hand City.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22I wouldn't bother. When I worked down there, they had no call for this kind of thing.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- It's all three-piece suites now, that's your money.- There's stuff I don't want NOW
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- but I might want it when we've got our own place!- We can't take it back.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33- Why?- There's nowhere to put it now we've done the room up. - Done it up?!- Stace...
0:20:33 > 0:20:37you wouldn't recognise the place. I've only got the skirtings to do - job done.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- Cream it is, Pam. Cream and plum. - Oh, that does sound nice. - I don't believe this!
0:20:41 > 0:20:47You've been waiting to get rid of me. When I got married, you went, "Get rid of her and her stuff."
0:20:47 > 0:20:50It wasn't like that at all.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55- I found it all very upsetting, if you must know. Sorry, Pam.- Oh, Gwen.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Look, why don't you have a sift through, pick out what you need now,
0:20:59 > 0:21:03and all the stuff you want, we'll stick in the garage. Everything else can go Second Hand City.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05It's not actually a city, Mick.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- It's a shop.- Thank you.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Sorry. - No, you're all right, it's fine.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Oh.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- I go for my scan in a few weeks. - Right, do you need me to...?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25No. I'm just telling you.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- How you gettin back today? - I'm taking the truck.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Is it...?- It is your baby.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- I know.- It is.- I know.
0:21:34 > 0:21:40- I was gonna say, is it safe to be driving that thing in your... - I'm fine till 32 weeks.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Well, I'd like to come down if that's all right, for the scan with you, yeah?
0:21:44 > 0:21:49I mean, if we're gonna do this, I want to do it properly. I'll give you some money towards it...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- I'm not gonna be an arsehole about it.- Tidy.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Right.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01Right, so that's the stuff you want in my room - I mean, our room, that's going in the garage...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- God knows where.- Pam!
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- Well, we'll find a way, but I'm just saying it's gonna be a squeeze.- And then that...
0:22:08 > 0:22:11That's going to Second Hand City.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Will they take a footspa at Second Hand City? Would you buy a second hand footspa?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Well, I don't know. We'll have to ask Ness. Nessa,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- will they take this d'you think?- Has it got a box?- Not that I know of.- No.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Not a chance. They'll laugh you out of there, Bryn.
0:22:24 > 0:22:30- Just bin it then.- It's half past now. Shouldn't we get going?- But I've got to help Mick with all this.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33You're all right. You're sticking around for a bit, aren't you?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- Yeah, I'm not going to Lucy's till 6. She's at an all-day swimming gala.- She never stops!
0:22:37 > 0:22:41She'll stop tonight when I tell her I'm the father of someone else's child.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Right. I'll just go and get the keys.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm gonna fire her up and get on the road, Gwen.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50There's no need for us to convoy. Anyway I'm stopping off at Heston
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- to see Ozzie and a few of the Stobart boys.- Shall we join you there?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55No. It's truckers only, I'm afraid.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Stace, I'll see you.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Take it easy, Mick.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Increase the peace, Pam.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- So, I'll...- I'll give you a ring.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Tidy. Oh, Gav, you gonna give me a bunk up?
0:23:17 > 0:23:18it's no joke in this skirt.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Yeah, OK.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- See you back at base.- Cracking.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40HORN HONKS
0:23:44 > 0:23:50- Well, this is it then. - Bye, Gwen.- Bye, Pam, thanks ever so much for having us.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55- Sorry about all the stuff.- Don't worry. We'll find a place for it, Somewhere!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Look after our little girl now.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'm gonna miss this.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- What?- Nothing.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- See you, Uncle Bryn. - Now, there'll be no tears.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- We're are just a phonecall away so...- I love you.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Take it easy, Bryn-lar!
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- When d'you think you'll next be down?- I dunno. Two weeks maybe?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Well, that's something to look forward to, isn't it?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Hey now! No need to cry.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34It just doesn't feel right, this.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37It feels like I should be coming with you, coming home.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39But this IS your home now.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43I mean, Nessa's havin a baby and I'm not even there, and... I dunno.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- It just feels wrong!- Now listen.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50It just feels funny cos it's new, but give it a few days and you'll have forgotten all about us.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- No, I won't.- Stace.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57This is a whole new chapter in your life, a brand new start.
0:24:57 > 0:25:02You've got a cracking husband, lovely in-laws and of course it's going to be strange to start with,
0:25:02 > 0:25:04but you gotta remember, love,
0:25:04 > 0:25:08you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Oh, come here.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13You'll never know how much I'm gonna miss you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Right. No more tears now.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- I'll look after her. - I know you will.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- Bye, Gwen.- Take care!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43# Goodbye, my lover
0:25:43 > 0:25:45# Goodbye my friend
0:25:45 > 0:25:51# You have been the one You have been the one for me
0:25:51 > 0:25:53# Goodbye, my lover
0:25:53 > 0:25:56# Goodbye, my friend
0:25:56 > 0:26:00# You have been the one You have been the one for me
0:26:00 > 0:26:04# I'm so hollow, baby I'm so hollow... #
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Do we have to have James Blunt all the way home?
0:26:09 > 0:26:13What is your problem with him? He's got a cracking voice.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17I'd just like to listen to something a bit more uplifting, that's all!
0:26:17 > 0:26:22- Can we just have the one about the wise men by the sea? - And then you'll change it...
0:26:22 > 0:26:24RADIO HISSES 1-9 rubber duck. Dame Judi Dench,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- do you read me?- Hello, Robert.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- How's it going, Mr Mugabe? - I won't lie to you, Jude,
0:26:30 > 0:26:34I've just found out there's a four-car pile-up on the M4.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39So if you want my advice, you'll come off at junction 11 and take the A48 all the way to Chepstow.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Fair enough. Message received and understood.
0:26:42 > 0:26:4410-4. Tidy.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47# She said to me
0:26:47 > 0:26:52# Go steady on me Won't you tell me what the wise men said when they
0:26:52 > 0:26:55# Came down from heaven Smoked nine till seven... #
0:26:55 > 0:27:00It's the lyrics more than anything, they just don't make sense!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07# Really sorry now for what they've done
0:27:07 > 0:27:11# They were three wise men just trying to have some fun
0:27:11 > 0:27:17# Look who's alone now It's not me, its's not me
0:27:17 > 0:27:23# Those three wise men have got a semi by the sea... #
0:27:23 > 0:27:29# Got to ask yourself the question Where are you now? #
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- Stacey?- Yeah?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35What would you like for your tea, darling?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Can I have an omelette?
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