0:00:02 > 0:00:04- I'm pregnant.- And you're the father. - I can't deal with this.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Smith... - I can't be a dad. Look at me.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Mate, you've gotta do the right thing.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- I don't wanna marry that.- I don't wanna marry you. I'd have said no.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Feels like I should be coming with you. Coming home.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18This is your home now, babe. With me.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- This isn't my home. It's Pam and Mick's.- Oh, charming!
0:00:22 > 0:00:23No need to be rude.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'm being rude?! You're kicking me out!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I go for my scan in a few weeks.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- I'd like to come, if that's all right. I wanna do it properly.- Tidy.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35TELEPHONE RINGS
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Hiya!- Are you not up yet?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- What time is it?- Nearly 11.
0:00:46 > 0:00:52It's not! That means I've slept for almost, like, nearly 11 hours!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54All right for some! What you up to today?
0:00:54 > 0:00:58I dunno, really. Can't you come home and get into bed with me?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- I'd love to, but I sort of have to stay here.- Oh!
0:01:01 > 0:01:07- I'm sorry, baby, it's just... - It's not you. I just got another rejection letter.- Which one?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- The one at that car place. - You didn't want that one, anyway.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Exactly. I can't even get the jobs I DON'T want.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15D'you think it's cos I'm Welsh?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Don't be silly! Look, you just gotta keep going.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23- Get on the Internet and start looking now. - I will. I'll do it right now.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Straight after Loose Women.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Hiya!- Hiya!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- All right?- Yeah. How was karate?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- It's jujitsu, darling. - What's the difference?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41It's a non-combative martial art.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45We are defensive, they are offensive.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- But, I tell you what, Sue - you know Sue? Big fat Sue...- Big fat Sue.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52She didn't half give me a wallop. I said to her, "Oi!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55"What's defensive about that?" You've had your breakfast, then?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Well, sort of. I had a brunch, I did.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Oh, I got up so late cos I set the alarm for ten but I didn't get up till gone 11.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06And I thought, "I'm too early for lunch and too late for breakfast,"
0:02:06 > 0:02:07so I just had a banana.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11But, if anything, that made me more hungry so I ended up having
0:02:11 > 0:02:14a sandwich, some cereal and a yoghurt, which is brunch, isn't it?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18So I rang my mum and I said, "I've just had my first ever brunch!"
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'm not being funny, Stacey, but get a life.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22What you said just now was really boring.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I mean, I can jabber with the best of them, but that?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I switched off at the end of banana.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Sorry. - You wanna get out of the house.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34I know! Why don't you come fencing with me tomorrow. Because you know Pat?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Fat No More Pat?- Fat No More Pat.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40She can't come cos she's having her staples out. You could make up the numbers.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Oh, I'd love to but we're going Barry, aren't we?- Oh, God, the scan!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47What's the latest with Smithy and Lucy?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Last we heard, he was gonna meet her after Guides
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- and try and win her back, but we've not heard from him since. - TELEPHONE RINGS
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Hiya, Ness! - "Alrigh' Stace, what's occurring?"
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Nothing much. I'm a bit bored, to be honest.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- What's this I hear about a brunch? - "Oh, it was lush!"
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Right, I had a banana but I was still hungry, so I ended up having some cereal and a yoghurt...
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Bear with me, Stace. Oh!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Oh!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Oh!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41What does that sign say?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44"Peidiwch a chyffwrdd a'r peiriannau."
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Now sling yer hook, or I'll break your face!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Stace, I gotta go. It's mayhem down here.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57But hang on...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Right, that's got to get to Guildford by first thing tomorrow, OK?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10TELEPHONE RINGS
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Hello, Gavin speaking.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Yeah, don't worry. Joel's gonna Fed Ex it so it gets there by first thing tomorrow.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yeah.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yeah...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Brian, can I call you back?
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Cheers.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33What you doing here?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46HE WAILS
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Come on, let's go and get a coffee.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09D'you know what she said?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11She said she was relieved!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Relieved I'm fathering someone else's child!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- You know why, don't you?- Why?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Cos it turns out...
0:05:18 > 0:05:23For the past three months, she's been seein' someone else!
0:05:23 > 0:05:24- Who?- Y'know that Craig...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27The one who washed my car on Bob-a-Job week, with the acne?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Started running the tuck shop together didn't they, youth club?
0:05:31 > 0:05:36I knew something was going on. She started comin' home with shrimps, cola bottles, astro belts.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Guilt sweets, they were, Gav. Guilt sweets.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43But with all them activities and seein' you, how'd she fit it all in?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, she's been fitting it all in, all right.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Apparently she's got more in common with him, youth theatre.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51I said, "I'll go to youth theatre." Know what she said?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- What?- The cut off's 22.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56He's 21, Gav. How does that make me feel?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I've been thinking about ending it all, to be honest. Suicide.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- What?- Big time.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09How many Neurofen would I need to finish me off?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You? You'd need hundreds.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15I can't afford, that, can I? Not if I'm gonna have an 'oliday this year.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Do you ever get bored workin' here?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32No. I find it fascinatin'.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I'm a people-watcher, Bryn.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37I get you!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I see every thread of life's rich tapestry
0:06:40 > 0:06:45in between these three walls, the whole spectrum of human emotion.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47The whole gamut.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I see victory, I see defeat.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55Anticipation, emancipation and demoralisation - and that's just on the fruities.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Can I ask you a question?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Go for it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08The Penny Falls.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Are they fixed?- What do you reckon?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13My heart says no,
0:07:13 > 0:07:15but my head says it must be.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- I mean, is it magnets? - Copper's not magnetic, Bryn.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Then are they glued? Because it's something.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- I could tell you... - I know, but you'd have to kill me.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27No, I just don't want to. Now, we practising this song or what?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31# I
0:07:31 > 0:07:33# I
0:07:33 > 0:07:37# Know I stand in line, until you think you have the time
0:07:37 > 0:07:42# To spend an evening with me Evening with me
0:07:42 > 0:07:46# And if we go some place to dance, I know that there's a chance
0:07:46 > 0:07:49# You won't be leaving with me
0:07:49 > 0:07:55# And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two
0:07:57 > 0:08:00# And then I go and spoil it all
0:08:00 > 0:08:05# By saying something stupid like "I love you"
0:08:05 > 0:08:08# I love you
0:08:08 > 0:08:11# I love
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# You. #
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, it's all right, but I still think Islands in the Stream.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Never seen him like that before.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25He was really bad.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Poor sod. He's been through the mill these last two weeks.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Well, I'm glad he's got you to talk to, cos he can't talk to his mother.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- You've not met Cath, have you, Stace? - No.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- The woman is a mess. - She's not that bad!- She's all right!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Michael, she is the reason that boy is B-I-G.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I mean, the sister is like that...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Here we go.- Which doesn't add up, because when they were little,
0:08:46 > 0:08:50she used to stuff both of them with Findus Crispy Pancakes,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52gorge on a load herself and then...
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Every day. And she's a dinner lady. - Well, she was.- She quit.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- When it all kicked off with the headteacher.- What happened?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, you're not going to believe it...
0:09:03 > 0:09:08- Not this again.- Mum, it wasn't true! - Apparently they were... Y'know?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Smithy's mum and the headmaster? - Mistress!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Mistress. Headmistress!- No!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Yes! Hammer and tong. Pauline, her name was.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Married to a lovely man, Dennis.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22For the love of Mike, where do you get these stories?
0:09:22 > 0:09:23It is true, on my life.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Jan, you've not met Jan - No-Man Jan?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- No-Man Jan.- She worked there an' all, in the canteen.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33She says they were all over one another like a rash.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Really?- Yeah. And then Cath ends it, says she's not that way inclined,
0:09:37 > 0:09:42says it was only a frisson, and suddenly Cath's not got a job there any more.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46So she threatens to report it to the board of governors and, before you know it,
0:09:46 > 0:09:50hey presto, she's got a healthy lump of mullah in her back pocket,
0:09:50 > 0:09:52and Dennis is none the wiser, bless him.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57That story is the biggest load of rubbish I've ever heard. When are you gonna learn?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01You cannot trust No-Man Jan. That's why she's been divorced three times.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's true.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23DOORBELL RINGS
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Gavlar! - Smithstar-Sistar! How's it going?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Not bad, thanks. You?- I'm good.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- This is Stacey.- Hiya!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- All right. Heard a lot about you. - Heard a lot about you, too.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- I'm Rudi. You can call me Smithy. - OK.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Come in, he's still packing.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46This Nessa bird's a mate of yours, then, is she, Stace?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yeah, my best friend for ten years.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51She was my third-best friend for two years before that,
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- so I've known her, for about 12 years.- All right? Did you see Cherice? I know!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Ah, shut up! Shut up!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02All right, yeah, I gotta go. Aaah!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Yeah.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Can I get you a drink or anything? - Rudi, where's mum?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10She's gone for lunch at Pauline's.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Gavlar!- All right, mate?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- How's it going?- Good.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Why aren't you doin' it?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I just sort of did it. When? When we came in. With Smithy... I mean Rudi.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27What was our agreement?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Don't shrug in my face. The deal was your friends can call you Smithy, but my mates -
0:11:31 > 0:11:33aka Gav, Budgie, Chinese, y'know, the crew -
0:11:33 > 0:11:36they call you Rudi which is, in fact, your name.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39And your name's Ruth, so you still got a nickname,
0:11:39 > 0:11:44- it's just not Smithy, which you only decided you wanted everyone to call you to annoy me.- Not true, but go on.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48And, as for the robot, that is all mine. Me and Gav, we invented it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- You didn't invent the robot.- Gav?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Back me up?- Well, we do it, but I don't think we invented robotics.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- No, but...- Did you invent robotics?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- No, but...- Did you invent the robot?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- That's not what I'm... - It's a simple question,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- did you invent the robot?- No... - You said you did.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Did you not say you invented the robot?- You're a dick!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- You're a dick!- You're a dick! - You're a dick!- Oh, God.- "Oh, God."
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- You're gonna do this now? - "You're gonna do this now?"
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Yeah, how old are you? 12? - "Yeah, how old are you? 12?"
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- First time you've met Stacey... - "First time you've met Stacey..."
0:12:16 > 0:12:18THEY SHOUT AT EACH OTHER
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Right... Agh!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Get off me!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23THEY STRUGGLE
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Get off me!- You're a dick!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30HE SCREAMS
0:12:30 > 0:12:33And this man is soon to be a father. Shocking.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Should we stop them? - No, they're always like this.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Are you a dickhead?- No!
0:12:37 > 0:12:38- Are you a dickhead?- Piss off!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Did I invent the robot?- Yes! - Who invented the robot?- YOU!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Thank you! Come on, Gav. Let's bounce. TELEPHONE RINGS
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Had my fingers crossed anyway!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- See you, Rudi!- Laters, Stace.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Just totally had a fight with my brother...
0:13:02 > 0:13:06All right, love. Yeah. No, we'll be here, we're not going anywhere.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10And watch that speed camera before the dip.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12All right.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14All right.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Of course!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Yep.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Yep.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22All right.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Bye! They're just coming into Barry.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Tidy. They'll be here in ten.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Hiya! Only me! - They're just coming into Barry.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Right! They'll be here in ten.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Hiya, Ness! How's the Dow Jones looking?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I won't lie to you, Bryn, it's not good. FTSE's down an' all.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- That doesn't sound good. - I been on to my broker all mornin'.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- He reckons there's another Black Monday coming.- Seriously?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I dunno, Bryn, but even a dead cat bounces.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48What you been up to?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I've been updating the MySpace.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I've got 17 friends now.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I'm snowed under!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57It's ever such a lot of fun.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Did you bring the pump?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I knew I'd forgotten something! I've left it in the car.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04TELEPHONE RINGS
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Dermot, what's occurring?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11How much?
0:14:11 > 0:14:15OK. Oh, Gwen. It's 21 pence a share.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- What d'you reckon?- I dunno, love.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Look, why don't you wait till Tokyo opens?
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I hear you. Derm, I'm gonna hold off.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I'll call you later.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Genuine.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32LOCKING SYSTEM BEEPS
0:14:34 > 0:14:36CAR HORN HONKS
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Look who it is!
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Hiya!- Oh, look at you!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50You look very well. Very rested.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52All right, Bryn. How's it going?
0:14:52 > 0:14:56I'm am very good. Very well.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- All right? - How was your journey, all ri'?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Yeah, yeah. It was good, yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Here he is.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Here's my lodger, my roomy!
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- How are you, Bryn? All right?- Now, if it's all right with you, you're on the sofa and I'll tell you for why.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15I've turned the second bedroom into a gym, a work-out room.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- But the sofa is ever so comfy. - Yeah, that's fine.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- D'you want to bring your bag in now? - Yeah, OK. Cheers.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Want an omelette, either of you?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- I'm all right, thanks, Gwen. I had a big breakfast.- Red pepper.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Well, look who it is!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Hiya!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33It's not the same without you, Stace.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Aw, thanks, Dor!- Hiya, Doris.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38And look at this lovely boy.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Oh, isn't he lovely? Come here, you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46You've got a great face, Gavin.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Gorgeous. And a great pair of lips.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Look at you!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54How's your leg?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Oh, it's giving me terrible jip, and this hill don't help.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- You wanna get one of them little sit on things.- What, Shopmobility?
0:16:00 > 0:16:05I won't have one, Gav. Maureen's got one, she looks a right knob.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10- Any news, Ness?- 21 pence a share.- I'd sell, cut my losses, take the hit.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15- Not waiting for Tokyo, are you? - Yeah. They open in 40 minutes. Should know within the hour.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Well, you're a fool. They'll be 16 pence before you know it.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20That's a risk I gotta take, Dor.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- We're having a fish supper later, fancy joining us?- I would love that.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Are you sure?- Of course! You don't want to sit in on your own!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Hey, stop it, you! You're a married man now!
0:16:29 > 0:16:35Although if you are interested in that sort of thing, y'know,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37I'm very open-minded.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39And discreet.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41OK?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Where am I standing now?- It's the bus stop for Dave's Coaches.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Yeah, and what happened here on this very spot?- I don't know.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Right, when did I drive down to Barry, and you got off a bus, and...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Remember?- Oh, God!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- We said "I love you."- Yeah!
0:17:08 > 0:17:12And I said, "If you say it first, I'll say it back."
0:17:12 > 0:17:17- No, that's what I said. - Oh, yeah! Oh, that was so long ago.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18It was only five months.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Is that all? It feels like ages.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Oh, thanks!- No, I just mean so much has changed.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29I don't live here any more, and I just never thought I'd move out of Barry, that's all.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30I never thought I'd come back here.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I only came down that first time so I could shag you again.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Gav!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41What time's your appointment?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- 10.45.- She's got her first scan tomorrow, Dor.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- You're going through with it, then? - Yeah.- I think you're a fool.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52The worse thing that ever happened to me, becoming a mother.
0:17:52 > 0:17:58We never connected. I kept waiting for the mother-daughter bond, it never arrived.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- She was horrible, wasn't she, Gwen? - Who, your Moira?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I was in school with her, and I don't like to talk ill of people,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06but she was a nasty piece of work.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08She was the bane of my life.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Some days I'd see her and I'd be filled with hate.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13I'd just want to smother her.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Fair play.- They didn't have beef and onion so I got you a chicken and mushroom.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Oh, that's fine, love! Doris, d'you want to sit at the table?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- No, I'm happy on my lap. - You were cod, Doris, yeah?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26That's me, love. I'll have the smallest one you got.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Only us! The roomies.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- The Men Behaving Badly!- All right?
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- Your three battered sausages, and Ness's three battered sausages. - Cheers.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Now, Bryn, you were haddock? - That's it!
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Any salt and vinegar or anything?- No, I'm gonna wait for the curry sauce.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Oh, what is it with the Welsh and curry sauce?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- You don't have it, do you? - No, it's rank.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Worse than Northerners and gravy. What is wrong with a dry chip?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I can't eat chips without curry sauce.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I mean, a bit of mayonnaise or something, fair enough.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- But they're swimming in it. - Now, are you sure tonight
0:18:58 > 0:19:02you're gonna be all right on Bryn's sofa? You can have my bed.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- He's slept in worse. - Slept in a wheelbarrow once!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- What's wrong with your spare room? - Of course, you won't have seen it!
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- I've given it a complete overhaul, haven't I, Gwen?- Oh, I'll say.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Turned it into a gym. A state of the art fitness studio.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Smithy's had a go. - Oh, Gav, it's incredible.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20I been doing them, you know, the...
0:19:23 > 0:19:27And, honestly, I can feel the difference already. Seriously.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Well, you'll be hurting tomorrow, my boy, but you have to work through it.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34You have to go through the barrier.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I mean, I'm in better shape now than I've ever been, aren't I, Gwen?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Yeah.- Smithy, put your hand there.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Gavin.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Now then.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47That's relaxed, all right?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Wow, amazing. - Do it again, do it again.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53No, no, no... Watch now.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Relaxed...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58tense.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Relaxed...
0:20:01 > 0:20:02tense.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Soft, hard.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09And that is after one month. What d'you think, Gav?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Impressive. - I need to do something like that.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14I joined a gym a couple of years ago. Fitness First.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Three years I was a member. Only went twice.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Oh, my God! Doris is dead!- Shit!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22No, she isn't, love, she's just dropped off.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Doris? Dor?
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- Oh! Doris!- Oh!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- I dropped off, Gwen. - Are you all right?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Yes, I'm fine, love, but I think my bed is calling.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Gavin, will you help me to my door?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- I could do with a nice strong man like you.- Erm...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Thanks, Gav. - Oh, I've had a lovely evening.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Thanks so much for the company.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Stace, d'you want to come? - Why? It's only next door.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Leave her be. Three's a crowd!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I'll see you tomorrow, Gwen. Night all.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Night night.- Night, Doris. - Night, Doris.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Come on, you!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- See, this is when it hits me hardest.- What?
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- What?- The not smoking. This is when I'd normally have a fag.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- But you're still eating.- I know.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Two sausages, two fags, and then come back for the third.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Right, there you go!- Thanks, Gav.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Now you sure you don't want to come in for a coffee?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Nah, I'd better get back.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28All right, love. Well, you know where I am.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I just think it's stupid, four of us going.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Well, they're not a proper couple, so they're probably glad of us bein' there.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I know Nessa is.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You only want to look at babies.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Yeah, well, it is my godchild, Gavin. I'm only taking an interest.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- She hasn't even asked you to be Godmother yet!- She will!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Shall I bring it up or do you want it at the table?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I'll take it at the table, Gwen. Cheers.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Is Smithy coming over? Only he said he was.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Yeah, I dunno where he is. Shall I go and get him? - OK. Take the keys, if you like.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Wow! All right, Ness?- Don't come too close, Gav, my breath is rank.- Nice.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17No, seriously. It reeks.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19How was the airbed, all ri'?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21D'you know what? It's lush.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I want Gav to get one, but he thinks it's stupid.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- I can't, Bryn. I can't do it any more.- Yes, you can!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I can't! No, I'm not like you, I'm not strong enough!
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Come on!!- No, I'm done. It's over.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Now, you listen here, and you listen good.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Look at me. Smithy, look at me.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55What?!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59All that's happened here is you've hit a wall. Right?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01And I've been there, buddy. Oh, yeah. Big time.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I tried to jump over it.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07No way, too high. I tried to go under it. Uh-uh.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09And you can't get around it.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11So what are you gonna do?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14You're gonna run right through it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Smash it! What are you gonna do?- Smash it.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I said, "What are you gonna do?"
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- I'm gonna smash it. - I can't hear you, Smithy!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I'm gonna smash it, Bryn, I'm gonna smash it!
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- All right! That's it! Come on! - Yes! Come on!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31MUSIC: "Jump (For My Love)" by Girls Aloud
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Go, Smithy!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- SMITHY!- Bryn!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Smithy.- Come on, Bryn!- Smithy!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- MUSIC OFF - Smithy!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Sorry, Gav.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Didn't see you there! We were in the zone.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- You all right, Gavlar! How's it going, all right?- Yeah.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Oh, man! Great session.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Right. That's it. I'm done.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08No, no, no.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12You gotta warm down, buddy, otherwise you'll be stiff as a brick tomorrow.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Come on, on your back, you.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Give us a leg.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21That's it. That's it.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28That's it. That's it. Really relax into me.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Push it a bit more.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- There. - TELEPHONE RINGS
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I'd better get that, it might be Griff.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Gav, can you take over for a minute?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Er, sure.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44What you doin'?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Workin' out. - Why've you got your top off?
0:24:47 > 0:24:53- Well, Bryn said we'd get our clothes all sweaty. What's up?- I dunno.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57It just seems weird, you and my uncle-in-law working out with your tops off, rubbing each other.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01No, it's not like we're rubbing each other. It's a warm-down.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05It was Griff. Wants to book the cross-trainer for three.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09I tell you what boys, this gym is the talk of the street.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I'm the new David Lloyd.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22Gwen wants to know if you're coming over for breakfast cos we got to be at the hospital by half ten.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25We've got breakfast sorted.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- Spirulina!- What the hell's that?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Plankton, it is, Gav.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Pure vegetable plankton.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Full of vitamins and minerals.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Cheers.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- I love it.- It's really nice.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Mrs James, please? Ruth James?
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- How long's this gonna take? Y'know, the actual scan?- I dunno.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55What, no idea at all?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57No, Smithy. I've not done this before either.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02- All right! God!- Jenkins? Vanessa Jenkins?- That's you!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Is that your second name?- Yes.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- See you in a bit. - How ridiculous is this?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12She's having my child, I don't even know her surname.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22I'll tell you what I like doin', I like lookin' at people, right,
0:26:22 > 0:26:25and guessing whether it's gonna be a girl or a boy.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27But you'll never find out.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Yeah, I know, so I just have to guess the answers an' all.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33So far I've got three right and two wrong.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Right. Sorry to keep you. My name's Sian and you must be Mr Jenkins?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45No. We're not...
0:26:45 > 0:26:50- I'm Mr Smith.- Oh, right. Well, who is married these days?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Yeah, but we're not... - We're not a couple.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Oh, so you're just friends, giving her a bit of moral support?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Well...- No, I wouldn't say we're friends, would you?- No.
0:26:59 > 0:27:05Erm, basically the whole thing - that - is just one big massive mistake.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09- OK. But you are the father?- Yes.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Yes.- Right. Well, let's get on with it then, shall we?
0:27:27 > 0:27:32- When d'you think we'll have a baby? - Dunno. We got to get a house first.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Yeah, once we've got a house, and a dog...
0:27:35 > 0:27:37We're not having a dog, I told you.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- But why, they're lush!- They stink!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- But we can definitely have babies? - Yeah. Course!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44How many?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Dunno.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Two, three?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Four, five, six?
0:27:53 > 0:27:57There it is! It's looking good, nice healthy size.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03There you go! Makes it all seem real now, doesn't it?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06HEARTBEAT
0:28:09 > 0:28:11- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13# Tell me tomorrow
0:28:13 > 0:28:16# I'll wait by the window for you
0:28:21 > 0:28:25# I'll wait by the big house for you
0:28:29 > 0:28:34# I'll wait by the squeezebox for you
0:28:37 > 0:28:41# I'll wait by your dresses for you. #