0:00:02 > 0:00:04- I'm a bit homesick. - Come on! Not this all the time.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Stacey, can we talk about this? - I want to go home.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Do you mean Barry Island or Mum and Dad's, where we actually live?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Grow up, Gav!- Me grow up?!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15You can't spend five minutes away from your family!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Do you want the corn on the cob?
0:00:17 > 0:00:18When I look at it there...
0:00:18 > 0:00:22all hot and dripping in butter,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25just...inviting me in.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I've got a real hankering for it.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Oh, God!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- So, shall we...?- Yep.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Yes! Nessa told me!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- D'you think he'll still come to your mum's party?- He better.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Bryn's already low on numbers.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Smithy hasn't told me and it happened a month ago!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47We played football last week. He never mentioned it!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Did you get my email?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- What?- I sent you an email.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- No, which one d'you send it to? - Your Hotmail.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- I ain't checked, I'll just open it now.- It's lush it is, babe.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- It's a new-build, two bedrooms and it's in our price range.- Really?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Yeah. And it's got a bit of a garden.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Great, sounds incredible!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- It's in Barry.- I know but...
0:01:07 > 0:01:10No, Stace. You've got to stop. We're not living in Barry.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Why?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15You know why and I'm not going to keep going over this every day.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I've got to work. What you doin' today?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Nothing, Gav. I'll just be here.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23OK, then, right, speak to you later.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26SHE SIGHS
0:01:32 > 0:01:36I'm sorry, mate. I just hoped I could pretend it never happened.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Why did you do it?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I don't know! It's been a while since I been at the crease!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43But you don't even like her, do ya?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44No, but she just SUCKS me in.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48She's like a Dyson. Before you know it, I'm head down, gunning for it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I don't understand how it came about.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- You weren't even drinking. - That's what makes it worse.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55So, what happened?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh...
0:01:57 > 0:02:02There was this whole thing with corn on the cobs and butter and it just...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- What?! She didn't...? - NO!!!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- Really?- Yes!!!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Given what happened in the en suite...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- What is the rule?- What?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11WHAT IS THE RULE?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14That we don't mention the toilet brush.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- I reckon you've told people. - Who?!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Dunno but there's some graffiti on a toilet brush,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23at the Rose and Crown, which I reckon is aimed at me.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- What's it say?- "Smithy was 'ere."
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Don't laugh! I had to get rid of it.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Well, what you going to be like when you see her tomorrow at the party?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Is it Gwen's surprise thing this...?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Great(!) I need that like a hole in the...
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- You've got to come. - Why'd she tell Stacey? She said she wouldn't tell anyone!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Well, I can see why you did it.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42I can't.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44He's a lovely lookin' boy.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49Not in the conventional sense like Gavin or Enrique Iglesias.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51But he's got a lovely spirit.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55A confidence, if you will, that you rarely find in a fat man.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58How's the arrangements coming along?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I tell you, I nearly got caught out the other day!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05I been thinking it was a mistake, making it a SURPRISE bash.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07I'm on eggshells whenever I'm around her.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11I jump when the phone rings, I'm terrified that Doris is going to put her foot in it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Sometimes I want to say, "To heck with it, Gwen.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20"You're havin' a barn dance to celebrate your birthday. Please try and look surprised."
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Because I can't take it any more.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26You've got to think how good you'll feel when the lights go on and she sees all them smilin' faces.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28That's if anyone's there.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I've had a lot of rejections.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32And I've got to be honest, I thought Gwen had more friends.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Have you invited them all from Swansea?- Yes!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37The Uplands Crew, the Mumbles Massive.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40But nobody's coming in great numbers.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44It's got to the point where I'm inviting people I know she doesn't even like!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Not Jean?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Oh, Bryn.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52She'll be fine.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Hello?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Hello?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Pam, what are you doin'?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Oh, my Christ.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- I didn't know you were in! - You're eating ham, Pam!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Thank God you came in.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- I crumbled. I'm so weak.- Pam!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35No, don't look at me.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36- Pam!- I'm disgusting.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Pam, are you really a vegetarian?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Yes, I just...
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- I've seen you. - What d'you mean?
0:04:46 > 0:04:51A scotch egg here, a bit o' bacon there, putting those regular sausages in the Linda McCartney box.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- I didn't want to say nothin'... - Do you think ill of me, my child? - No, of course not!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I just get these cravings, you know?
0:04:58 > 0:05:04I had four cheeseburgers the other day with big fat Sue. We ate them in a car wash.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Don't beat yourself up, Pam.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Promise me, thou shall speak of this to no-one.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- What you on about?- Swear it! Forsake me not.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Pam, I don't understand what you're sayin'.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Just don't tell anyone, all right?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16- Hiya!- Hiya, luv.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18All right, you two?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Yeah, we're just chewin' the fat, ain't we, Stace?
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Stace, you shouldn't wave this under Pam's nose. You know how she feels about people eating meat.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Bryn's been on the blower all day. Is he all right?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34He sounds like this party's giving him a breakdown.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Yeah, cos he's doin' it on his own.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38But we'll get there by 12 and can help.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Is Gavin going down with you now?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Yeah, why?- I thought we were all going down together, about three o'clock.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Smithy doesn't finish till two. He's sealing Dawn's shower tray.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51It's the first I've heard! I presumed he was comin' with me.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53How am I supposed to get down there?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Well, can't you go on the train? - Oh, great(!)
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- GAV! - Just don't start World War II.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02There's enough rows goes on in this house as it is.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- What does that mean? - Just saying.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- What's up? - Just a bit of confusion.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- OVER EACH OTHER: - Are you coming with me...- We thought you were going with us....
0:06:10 > 0:06:13What? Hang on! Right, sorry, Mum, what did you say?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15No, listen to me a minute!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Oh, charming(!)- Pam, stay out of it.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18No, you stay out of it!
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Are you taking me in the morning or are you going with them lot in the afternoon?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's silly taking two cars. We should go later.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Fine, if that's what you want.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Oh, come on.- Fine! - Don't be like that.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32It's all right, Gav. It's just the way it is.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- What is?- Us. I'm going to get the train times.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Stacey!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I can't take much more of this, Mick.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Why?- It's like living in Hollyoaks.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What you actually knitting there, Ness?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- A dress.- For the baby?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55No, for me.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- DOORBELL RINGS Hey! I'll get it.- Crikey, Bryn!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04What is wrong with him, Ness? He's been like this for weeks.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Bryn. Now, I got the keys. - Keep it down!- What?
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Shut up, man! She's only the other side of that glass.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15All right. Cool head now.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Here's the keys, but there's a few housekeeping rules.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Fire away.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25The hall is yours from 8 o'clock tomorrow morning till the following 1 am.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28You MUST leave it in the same condition as you find it.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32There must be no smoking, no narcotics
0:07:32 > 0:07:34and no guns.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Outside of that, anything goes.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Right. Thank you and thank the boys at the rotary.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42We'll be seein' you tomorrow, of course?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44It's tricky. Is Doris going?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Well, yes! Why? - She's not returning my calls, Bryn.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I haven't spoken to her for days.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53She's rejected me as a friend on Facebook. I don't know where I stand.
0:07:53 > 0:07:59Look, you've got to remember, Doris is a player.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00You should see her outfit.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03She's dressin' to impress, I'll tell you that.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Hiya, Ted! Come in! Come in!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Say, "No".
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Do it!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- No.- Oh.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Say "Goodbye".
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Goodbye.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Leave.- Bryn?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20NOW!
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Well, he wasn't very friendly. Is there something wrong with him?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Oh, Gwen, get off the guy's back.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34He didn't want to talk to you, deal with it!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Get over it, Gwen.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Are we havin' this cup of tea?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Well, there's something funny going on in this house.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'm a mess, Ness.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50You've got to keep it together, Bryn.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Less than 24 hours to go.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I know...
0:08:53 > 0:08:58but I'm bein' tetchy. I trust no-one. It's like bein' in the Big Brother house.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- PHONE RINGS I got it.- No, you're OK.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02I said I got it!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Hello.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Hiya.- 'Are you at the station?'
0:09:40 > 0:09:45Right, your mother will be meeting you any second now
0:09:45 > 0:09:50and I cannot stress to you enough how she must be kept away at all costs.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54And don't be late, cos I don't want her wanderin' round
0:09:54 > 0:09:56gettin' wind of what's goin' down,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58people chattin' to her and what have you,
0:09:58 > 0:10:00because this is the talk of the town.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Do you understand? Are you sur..?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Right, I got to go, I got another call coming in.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Hello?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Jean!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Yes, yes, we're all looking forward to seeing you, yes!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16But I must warn you, any nonsense and you'll have to go.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Well, then you'll be forcibly removed.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I've got to go, Jean.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25You see that is what I mean, that is rude.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- STACEY SQUEALS - Hello, stranger! Welcome home.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Happy birthday! I got your present in my bag.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Oh, that's nice. Do you want to get a taxi or shall we walk?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Walk, shall we?- Yeah.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52DOORBELL RINGS
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Smithster!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57# You've got to hold and give but do it at the right time
0:10:57 > 0:11:00# You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line
0:11:00 > 0:11:03# They'll always hit you and hurt you
0:11:03 > 0:11:04# Defend and attack
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# There's only one way to beat them and that's around the back
0:11:08 > 0:11:12# So catch me if you can Cos I'm the England man
0:11:12 > 0:11:14# Du-uh duh... #
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, what is it?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22# Three lions on my chest You know we can't go wrong
0:11:22 > 0:11:24# We're singing for England
0:11:24 > 0:11:25# EN-GUR-LAND! #
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Bra bra bra-bra-bra
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Brap brap brap brap! Boo! Boo!
0:11:31 > 0:11:32- What time we leavin'?- Fourish?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- You eaten?- Had some crunchy nuts. - Want some more?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- You having some?- Don't mind if I do.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40ALL: Don't mind if I don't!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44There you are, luv.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Did you want some lunch or something?- Maybe. What you havin'?
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Ooh, I dunno.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- SAME TIME:- An omelette? - An omelette?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- All right, Stace?- Hiya! - Got any batteries, Gwen?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I don't know, what sort?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Two double A's. - I don't think I have.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I'll take 'em out the remote, then. You can have 'em back in ten.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- What you doin'? - Just havin' a bit of me time.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Any news on the job or the flat?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Not really. It's gettin' me down a bit to be honest.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Is it, luv? I thought you seemed low.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I think I'm just missin' home, I am.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- It'd be all right if I had a job. - I know. It must be ever so hard.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I'm with Pam all day. She tries her best.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29We go fencin' and karate and stuff
0:12:29 > 0:12:33but all I seem to do is sit around waitin' for Gavin to come home.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I just feel a bit useless.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Oh, come on now.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40You made the choice to live there. You've got to give it time.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I don't think I did. I just went along.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Livin' here was never an option, Gavin wouldn't...
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Cheers for that, Gwen. I didn't need it in the end, as it goes.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50So what's occurring, Stace?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51She's not feelin' too good.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53No, I'm fine. Really, I am.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56D'you tell her about the card?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- No! Guess who I got a card from this mornin'?- Who?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- BOTH: Jean!- No!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yes! The cheek of the woman!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I put it straight in the bin and thought,
0:13:05 > 0:13:08"If I see that evil witch again, God knows what I'll say."
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Best thing you can do is go up, be polite, give her a kiss.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19A kiss? A kiss?!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I didn't kiss her when we did it! I've never kissed her!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Bloody hell, Smithy, your life!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Maybe you're meant to be together. - Oh, do me a flavour!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29There's obviously an attraction.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31No, there isn't. Is there, Gav?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35No. There is no attraction between him and the mother of his child.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Well, a sexual connection then.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39You've obviously got a sexual connection.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Loose connection more like.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I haven't got any money for the bridge. You got any cash?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45I got a couple of quid.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Don't they take cards? - Nah, cash only.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50What? Who doesn't take cards nowadays?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54It's ridiculous. Everywhere takes cards. Drive-thrus, Nando's, if it's over a fiver.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- They take cards on the M6 toll. - Do they?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I've got three quid and some shrapnel. How much is it?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Five pound ten.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03BOTH: Five pound ten pence!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I mean, why not make it either five or six?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26All right, Ness?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29All right, Dave? You're lookin' good.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Cheers. What you drinkin'?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- A Capri Sun.- Maybe I'll join you.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Maybe you should.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Maybe I will.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47I've said to people, 7.45 is the cut-off.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52She's getting here at eight so if you can't by here by quarter to, then leave it till quarter past.
0:14:52 > 0:14:58That way there'll be no shenanigans. No danger of her bumping into anyone in the car park or what have you.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02What in God's name is Jean doin' here, Bryn? She just staggered in.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- I know. I invited her, all right? - What?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Doris, I was low on numbers. I had no choice.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14I hope to God Gwen hasn't had a drink when she sees her cos there'll be all hell to pay.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Please don't stress me out. I'm a nervous wreck as it is.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19We'll just have to keep them apart.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Oh, chillax, Bryn. Get a beer down you.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I'm not going to stir things up.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Thanks, Dor. I appreciate it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Oh, my God, look at you! - Nice outfit, Bryn!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Howdy pardners! Welcome to the ho...
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I can't do the accent, Pam. It's this get-up.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I feel like I want to be called Tex.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Well, you look lovely, darlin'!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44All it is, right, I put it together myself, it isn't hired.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I bought the hat, this is just a big hanky and these...
0:15:48 > 0:15:52these are just a pair of denim jeans, Mick.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I feel like a member of Bewitched.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56So where are the boys?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- They're just outside.- What?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- What are you doin'? - All right, Bryn.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Hey, it's Woody from Toy Story! - Don't get smart with me, Columbo.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08What if Gwen and Stacey went by and saw you two? Eh?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- What?- Get inside. Now!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Come on!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Have I got time for the loo?- NO!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Bloody hell, Bryn!
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Look, no-one is going to ruin this surprise, all right?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Bryn, calm down, mate, you'll give yourself a heart attack.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Ted! What the hell are you doin'?! Get in here!
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Sorry, I'm late.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Right...
0:16:33 > 0:16:37If anyone is expecting friends, will you please phone them and explain...?
0:16:37 > 0:16:42What it was, they've closed Plassey Street, see, and there's no diversion and I was bursting...
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, Lord, they're here.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Right, everybody, into position. Doris, lights. Band, stage.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Ted! Please be quiet.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Everybody stand still, nobody make a sound!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55SCREAMS: Ted! Shut up!
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Jesus! Look at the size of that. - Well, she is six months pregnant.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I know but come on, that's ridiculous.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- She's lookin' at me, right at me. - So?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Shhh! Shhh!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18SURPRISE!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:20 > 0:17:23SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
0:17:27 > 0:17:28SURPRISE!
0:17:28 > 0:17:29YES!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Get this on, birthday girl!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35AMERICAN ACCENT: You're havin' a barn dance.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36LAUGHTER
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Oh, thank you so much!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45What the hell is Jean doin' here?!
0:17:45 > 0:17:50OK, is everybody happy with that? I'll give you two minutes to sort yourselves out.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'll never get the hang of this.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yes, you will! Course you will.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58It's in, out, walk, walk, walk.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01In, out, walk, walk, walk.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Are you all right with that now, Dor?- Yes.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05And are you partnered up?
0:18:05 > 0:18:10Oh, Ted, for Christ's sake, change the record. You're just needy, man.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11I was only askin'.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Only askin'. You're only pokin' me every day on Facebook.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- You're only followin' me round Costcutter, or Lidl...- It's just...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20No. We were never exclusive.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23And I don't need this heavy shit. So, shut up and show me the moves.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Sorry, Pam.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Mick, what am I going to do about that?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Well, you could try calling her Nessa for a start.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36But what do I say? How do I play this?
0:18:36 > 0:18:37I dunno.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Oh, come on, you've done this loads of times.- Eh?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Everyone knows you were a dirty dog in your day.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Just play it cool, trigger.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Are you part of this formation or what?
0:18:46 > 0:18:53Yeah, sorry. Look, just, go up, ask about the baby, break the ice, that's all you need to do.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Mick...you're a dream.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Hi.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04All right?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Yeah, I'm good. You? - Yeah. Good.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- This is Dave. Do you know Dave? - No. Hello, mate.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Smithy. All right?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27So, is everything all right with...?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Yeah. Good.- Great.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Right, well. I'll see you in a bit, then.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38And the look on her face when she walked through that door.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40She wasn't happy to see Jean.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Now, this whole Jean thing is getting out of hand.- Who's Jean?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- You know, the one with Mum and the scissors. - She's HERE? Oh, my God!!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Who's Dave? What's with him and her?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52They're just friends. They've always liked each other an' that.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Friends with benefits, I think they call it, Smithy!
0:19:55 > 0:20:00Oh, my God. Jean's heading for your mother. Jean! Jean!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I'm going to do some shots. Want some?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Smithy, are you jealous?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Pff! No. I feel for the bloke. Couple of sambucas?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Nah, we got to get up early and drive back.- All right.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15What you on about? We were going to stay the whole weekend.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I want to get back and so do Mum and Dad.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Great, so I don't get any time with anyone?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21You're seein' everyone tonight, aren't you?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Hardly. I've not even spoken to Ness.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26That isn't my fault. I'd like to spend time at home.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29You had all day. You didn't leave till four.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- God. I didn't realise it was such a big deal!- It is!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Stay here then.- What?
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Don't come back with us.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36And are you happy with that?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Well, you don't have anything to rush back for.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46OK, are we all ready? Gents, put your ladies on your right-hand side.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48MUSIC STARTS
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Jump out...in...one, two, three
0:20:52 > 0:20:56and turn, out...in... one, two, three.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Right arm.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00And the left arm.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Clap to your partner...
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Together, right, together, left,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08together, right, together, left, and dozy doe.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Swing your partner.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Now keep those movements in your mind,
0:21:16 > 0:21:20because you're going to do them again in a minute.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Here's Doris to tell you more about it. Welcome, Doris!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25APPLAUSE
0:21:25 > 0:21:31Now, we've got a special guest for this number, well, two special guests
0:21:31 > 0:21:35who haven't performed together since Judith's funeral in '96.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Let's hear it for Bryn and Nessa!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Thank you very much, everyone.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Gwen, this one is for you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:55It was you and Trevor's favourite song and it is dedicated to the pair of you.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58And as a footnote to that I'd just like to add,
0:21:58 > 0:22:02that I'm not just singing this for you, Gwen, or Trevor.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06I was but now I'm singing it for another someone special,
0:22:06 > 0:22:12who's come back into my life recently and I want to thank him for everything he's done.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14So this is for you...
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Dave.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29# Baby, when I met you There was peace, I know
0:22:29 > 0:22:34# I set out to get you With a fine tooth comb
0:22:34 > 0:22:39# I was soft inside There was something going on
0:22:42 > 0:22:48# You did something to me that I can't explain
0:22:48 > 0:22:53# Hold me closer and I feel no pain
0:22:53 > 0:22:59# Every beat of my heart we've got something going on
0:23:00 > 0:23:03# Tender love is blind
0:23:03 > 0:23:06# It requires a dedication.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11# All this love we feel Needs no conversation
0:23:11 > 0:23:15# We ride it together Uh-huh
0:23:15 > 0:23:20# Making love with each other Uh-huh
0:23:20 > 0:23:24# Islands in the stream That is what we are
0:23:24 > 0:23:29# No-one in between How can we be wrong?
0:23:29 > 0:23:34# Sail away with me To another world
0:23:34 > 0:23:38# And we'll rely on each other Uh-huh
0:23:38 > 0:23:42# From one lover to another Uh... #
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Hello, Jason.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Uncle Bryn.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- So when you going back? - Oh, thanks! I've only just got here!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07You know what I meant!
0:24:07 > 0:24:08A couple of weeks, if that's OK?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Oh. But I'm not down again till the end of the month.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Well, maybe I could come up and see you.- Yeah.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Well, I'll have to check with Pam, maybe.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Yes, Gay Jay! Wooo!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I tell you what, I am loving the barn dancing. I'm all over it.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24All right, Smithy. Hiya, Gav. How's it going?
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I was thinking about you...
0:24:25 > 0:24:28We're just heading out for a fag, actually.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29A fag-leje, Jean Peterson! Adieu.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32See you in a bit, then.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33So, how you findin' the...?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Hang on a minute, Jase.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39You could have warned me!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41He's my brother! He should be here!
0:24:41 > 0:24:45I thought of inviting him but I didn't think he'd come.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48He's gay. It's a barn dance. Of course he's going to come.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52I know what they're all thinking, I can hear them whispering.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Four times I heard the words, "fishing trip".
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Now you're being paranoid! No-one knows about that.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00That bloody fishin' trip, Bryn.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04When's it going to end, eh? Night, all.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Gav, I need to talk to you.- Yeah?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17On our own.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Yeah.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26So I have to go, do I? Hideous.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- What's up? You OK?- Not really, no.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Oh, sorry. Do you really mind me going back early?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Jason was tryin' to talk to you and you ignored him.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38No, I didn't. I said hello.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40And you said you'd come down with me this morning,
0:25:40 > 0:25:42and for some reason changed your mind.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Oh, come on. You're over-reacting. - Am I?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47See. I don't think I am.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Cos since we got married, my family and my home,
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- is just not important any more. - Of course it is.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57And I don't think you realise how much I miss bein' here, Gav. Cos I do.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I really miss it, every day.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Aw, come here. I'm sorry.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02No, I'm pissed off!
0:26:02 > 0:26:07I was looking forward to tonight. It's all that's kept me going.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11But you don't care, cos you've got your home, your family, nothing's changed for you.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16- When we get our own place...- We're not getting our own place.- I don't want to live with Mum and Dad.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- If we were going to rent it'd be something.- I don't want to rent. It's just throwing money away.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- You keep saying that. - I'm just looking ahead.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Gavin, you're so busy looking ahead
0:26:25 > 0:26:28that you can't even see what's happening today, now!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32What's this all about?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I feel like I'm all on my own.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38What?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I'm really lonely.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I think it's better if I stay.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47That's what you need. A couple of days. Jason's here.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50No. I think it's better if I stay here.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53I'm sorry, Gav, but I'm not coming back.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55That's what I mean. It'll do you good
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- and I'll pick you up on Friday... - Gavin, you're not listenin' to me.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I don't want to live there any more.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I'm moving back home.
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